Original subtitles

Michelangelo: You know, I've watched a lot of sci-fi in my time...

And I've always wanted to boldly go

where no teenage mutant ninja turtle has gone before!

But I gotta tell you, I didn't enjoy the trip.

It felt like my shell got taken apart

and put on backwards!

That was unpleasant,

and I can't say much for the locals.

Because right off, they wanted to wax us,

mostly because they were after this Fugitoid robot,

our new friend and maybe our ticket home.

You see, he's really some egghead

named Professor Honeycutt

whose mind is trapped in a robot's body.

He invented this teleportal device

that can transport people across the galaxy, or bombs.

If you're the power-hungry leader of the Federation,

General Blanque, our other new "friend."

General Blanque wants that teleportal.

Find that Fugitoid!

And he wants us dead or alive.

Well, he wants the Fugitoid alive.

Us, I'm not so sure about.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

That's the fifth patrol we've seen in the last hour.

Don't those guys have anything better to do?

( stomach rumbles ) Yeah, like eat?

I know. Poor baby.

You're hungry, aren't you?

We got an entire alien army looking for us

and you're talking to your stomach?

Well, it's talking to me.

It's saying food, food.

More than food.

We need an escape plan.

We need to get off this planet quickly and quietly,

and that means smugglers.

I believe I know of one particularly sleazy inn

where we just might obtain off-world transport.

Sounds like a plan.

Lead on, Professor.

General Blanque?

All squads are on full alert, sir.

Vis images of the alien life forms and the Fugitoid

have been posted all over the city.

We'll find them.

We had better!

Destroy the four aliens for all I care!

Turn their shells into serving trays!

But bring me that Fugitoid!

Yes, sir.

( beep beep )

Speak.

Still no sign of the Fugitoid, Commander Mozar,

but we'll find him.

However, I'm afraid that a teleportal

is worth much more than what you paid me.

Your greed disgusts me!

However, you will get whatever monies you wish.

The Triceraton Republic shall have the teleportal!

It shall give us great victories!

I must have that Fugitoid!

This doesn't exactly look like your kind of place, Professor.

Um, well, I'm very partial

to the Dehumidian's spicy cheese disc they serve here.

At least I used to be.

Whoa! Alien pizza!

What a concept!

We can't just walk in there.

Our pictures are everywhere.

Maybe it's time for the ninjitsu art of disguise.

I can't wear this! I can't!

What? It should fit just fine.

These colors clash with my headband.

It's a fashion nightmare.

Mikey, there's food in there. Food.

This had better be worth it.

Ahh!

Huh. Stomach,

you and me are gonna party!

Uh...huh?

Excuse me, garcon?

Um, I'll have what he's having.

Blah!

Blech!

Delicious.

Extraordinarily piquant!

( gags )

Aah!

Hey, beautiful.

Are you a library book?

'Cause I'm checking you out.

( giggles )

( high pitched voice ) I'm not a library book.

You're new here.

I like that in a woman.

So what's you're vis-screen number?

Um, 555-kick in the head?

Oh!

Hello? I'm calling about those shell-wearing,

green-skinned life forms and a Fugitoid?

General, sir!

The Fugitoid and the off-worlders have been sighted.

Well, finally.

Have all units in that sector move in.

Commander Mozar, they've been located.

I do believe these fine gentlemen can help us.

( groans )

- We can do better. - We can do better.

Everybody freeze in the name of the Federation!

Man, they'll let anybody in this place.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Get out of the way!

Stand clear! Move it!

Back door! Come on!

You, get back in there!

( high pitched voice ) You couldn't possibly hit a lady.

But, you know, a lady can hit you!

You go, girl.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Troopers, attack!

I hear the food here is extraordinarily piquant.

Fascinating.

Shouldn't be too hard to find the on switch.

Oh, dear, they've got us surrounded!

Take out this alien trash,

but don't target the Fugitoid!

On my order!

Find the Fugitoid!

Destroy the rest!

To victory!

Oh, my! Oh, my!

Hey, who invited the dinosaurs?

Triceratons, a ruthless and warlike race.

They're the sworn enemies of the Federation.

I simply can't imagine what they're doing here.

( growls )

General, we are under attack by Triceratons!

Repeat, we are under attack by Triceratons!

Triceratons? On a Federation planet?

They've gone too far.

Take 'em all out!

Yes, sir! We're trying, sir!

We need a way out of here!

Finally. I'm on it.

Hmm, structurally sound.

( beeping )

All aboard the turtle express!

Look out!

Get your hands off me!

Let me go!

Guys, look!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Help! I'm being robonapped!

General, the Triceratons are escaping with the Fugitoid!

If the Triceratons get their hands on the teleportal,

it'll be the end of everything.

Scramble the troops!

Full pursuit!

We have to get that Fugitoid back!

Ready my commando squad!

I'm leading this one personally.

Come on! They're getting away!

Hey, guys, check this out.

That bucket of bolts?

Oh, ye of little faith.

I am so good!

- ( engine sputtering ) - ( coughing )

Side car! I get side car!

Warp nine, Mr. Sulu! Take us out of orbit!

Hey, Don, you want me to drive?

It's all under control.

- ( engine starting ) - Whoa!

- Whoa! - Oh!

Um, I meant to do that.

- Aah! - Aah!

( laughs )

Mozar to base!

We're being followed!

Destroy them!

Affirmative, Commander!

We've got hornets on our tail!

Man, I wish this flying bathtub had some weapons!

We're sitting ducks! Whoa!

Turtles, actually.

Whatever.

This is just gonna take some extreme flying.

I was afraid you were gonna say that.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Oh, yeah, these bozos may be tough,

but Donny here learned to drive in New York City.

We gotta have some weapons in here!

Like Master Splinter says,

anything can be a weapon in the right hands.

You guys look tired.

Have a seat.

Oh!

( screaming )

Leave the shiny buttons alone, Mikey.

But it might be something really good.

Or not.

- Aah! - Mikey!

We're hit!

I'm saved! I'm saved!

We're going down!

We're doomed! We're doomed!

- Aah! - Aah!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Aah! Aah!

The brakes! Hit the brakes!

( groaning )

Nice landing, bro.

Could have been worse.

I don't think so. We lost the professor.

We'll never find him now,

which means we'll never get home.

We failed ourselves. We failed Master Splinter.

Lighten up, Leo. We'll find a way.

We always do.

Well, I took the liberty

of attaching a turtle tracker to our little metal friend.

( beeping )

Nice work, Donny!

What was that?

Fighting nearby. Come on!

Aw, just once I wish we were running away from the explosions!

What have we stepped into this time?

( beeping )

Guys, the Fugitoid's in there somewhere!

It's rescue time!

Stinking Triceratons!

I want them obliterated!

All units, full attack!

( roars ) The Federation shall fall!

We shall hatch our brood

in the ruins of their cities!

Commander, we have the Fugitoid secured inside.

Excellent.

All troops, fall back and prepare for dust off.

The horn heads are booking! Come on!

( laughs ) These blasters are way cool.

I don't understand.

Why would a bunker have a cargo bay?

( rumble )

Maybe because it's not a bunker!

That Triceraton ship must not be allowed to leave the planet!

Planetary Defense, ready tractor beams!

Commander, the Federation ships

are powering up tractor beams.

Activate the ion burn!

But that will use up all of our fuel.

It is the only way! Do it!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Guys, check this out!

We're in space?

( rumbling )

- Huh? - Huh?

Get away from there, guys.

We don't have any air!

Save your breath!

But how do we--

Save your breath!

What?

Save... your... breath!

Oh.

( theme music playing )