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Girl: DADDY?

DADDY.DADDY.

WAAH! AAH! AAH!

DAMN IT.

WE JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

DADDY, WE WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT--

DON'T YOU EVER, EVER WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT AGAIN.

IT'S EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

DADDY? DADDY? YEAH?

Both: WE'RE PREGNANT.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Both: WE'RE PREGNANT...

BOTH OF US.

YOU MEAN YOU WERE RAPED?

WHAT? NO. DADDY, NO.

WE'VE BEEN WITH THEM FOR, LIKE, 3 MONTHS.

YOU WERE RAPED.

DADDY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

NO, NO, NO.

THESE PEOPLE GAVE YOU A DRUG,

AND THEN THEY RAPED YOU.

NO, NO. DADDY--

I'M GONNA KILL THEM. DADDY, NO!

DADDY, WE LOVE THEM.

YOU'RE GONNA BE A GRAMPA, NOT A MURDERER.

I'M GOING TO KILL--

DADDY! NO!

OH, OH, HELP ME, JESUS, IN MY TIME OF NEED.

OH, GOD...

Man: PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS AND PREPARE TO SHARE.

LOOK AT THE SWEDE IN THAT SUIT.

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN PAIN.

Man: ARE WE NOT TWICE BLESSED BY THIS BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL SIGHT?

DEARLY BELOVED, WE GATHER TODAY FOR THIS DOUBLE WEDDING

DOUBLY HAPPY, CELEBRATING THE PURITY OF COMMITMENT,

DOUBLING OUR JOY AS WE REDOUBLE OUR EFFORTS

TO DOUBLE UP ON LOVE.

♪ SHE WAS AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THE LOCKER ♪

♪ SHE WAS AS NERVOUS AS SHE COULD BE ♪

♪ SHE WAS AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THE LOCKER ♪

♪ SHE WAS AFRAID THAT SOMEBODY WOULD SEE ♪

♪ LA LA ♪ LA LA HA HA HA!

♪ IT WAS AN ITSY BITSY, TEENY-WEENY ♪

♪ YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI

♪ THAT SHE WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY ♪

♪ AN ITSY BITSY, TEENY-WEENY ♪

♪ YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI

♪ SO IN THE LOCKER SHE WANTED TO STAY ♪

♪ SHE WAS AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THE OCEAN... ♪

SO, YOUR FOLKS HERE?

NAH. THEY GOT A PLACE UP IN LOON FALLS.

TOO FAR TO DRIVE, YOU KNOW?

YOURS? NAH.

MINE DIDN'T COME, NEITHER.

HA HA HA!

GEE, IN TOWN 3 MONTHS, I'M MARRIED.

THAT'S LUCKY, HUH?

VERY.

SO, HOW'D YOU PROPOSE TO INGA?

IT WAS REAL ROMANTIC.

YOU CAN'T BE PREGNANT.

WELL, I AM.

DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

I LOVE YOU, BUD.

OH, THE SWEDE IS GONNA KILL ME.

WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET MARRIED.

I KNOW.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE GONNA BE A DADDY, TOO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TOO"?

YOU MEAN, YOU'RE-- YEAH.

I PROPOSED TO LIV IN THE SAME FASHION.

I'M PREGNANT.

OH, THE SWEDE WILL KILL ME.

MM-HMM.

I'LL HAVE TO MARRY YOU, YOU KNOW?

I KNOW, AND DADDY KNOWS.

IS HE HAPPY?

HA HA HA!

WE'RE LUCKY THE SWEDE DIDN'T KILL US.

OH, THAT DAY, I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA.

Swede: I WANT YOU STINKBALLS TO COME OVER HERE.

I WANT YOUR ASSES IN THIS CHAIR RIGHT NOW.

COME ON.

FIRST OFF, I HATE YOU.

MR. SORENSON--SHUT UP!

IF YOU INTERRUPT ME ONCE MORE,

I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR NUTS OFF AND SEW THEM IN YOUR MOUTH.

I'M SORRY.

NOW, MY DAUGHTERS ARE THE FLOWERS OF MY LIFE...

AND YOU RIPPED THEM,

AND IF I HAD MY CHANCE RIGHT NOW,

I'D KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.

Bud: REAL FUN GUY, HUH?

Larry: YEAH. HE'S FUN.

I SUPPOSE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

LUNDSTROM, LARRY LUNDSTROM.

♪ IT WAS AN ITSY BITSY, TEENY-WEENY ♪

♪ YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI

♪ THAT SHE WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY... ♪

I'M SO GLAD WE'RE GETTING TO BE BRIDES TOGETHER, INGA.

I KNOW, LIV.

I TOLD YOU LARRY WAS THE WAY TO GO TO GET LIKE ME AND BUD.

OH, FOR SURE.

NOW I GOT TO REALLY GET PREGNANT.

YOU BETTER, LIV. YOU HAVE TO.

OH, I KNOW. THERE THEY ARE.

HI, GUYS. HI.

♪ TRUE LOVE IS A TWO-WAY STREET ♪

♪ HA HA HA, IT'S A HAPPY FEAT... ♪

OH!

HAVE FUN, GUYS. LATER.

OH, LARRY, IT'S SO ROMANTIC.

OH. THINK THEY GOT CANDLES HERE?

HEY, IS THAT GENUINE VELVET?

WHAT'S THAT?

WOW, THEY WASTED NO TIME.

THAT CAN'T BE TOO GOOD FOR THE BABY.

REALLY?

DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE CAN'T--

YOU KNOW. WHAT? WHY NOT?

WELL, BECAUSE OF THE BABY.

NO. WE'LL BE FINE.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WATCH THIS. WATCH.

BUD DYERSON.

Larry: BUD DYERSON, YOU GET OFF OF MY DAUGHTER.

WHERE? SIR?

STOP HUMPING ON HER AND GET OVER HERE,

OR I'LL RIP YOUR SPINAL CORD OUT.

HA HA!

WHERE IS HE?

WELL, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT. COVER UP YOUR BELLY.

WHERE IS HE?

THAT WAS MEAN. HUH?

IT WAS HIM CLOWNING.

WELL, IT'S JUST THE SWEDE.

YOU DON'T EVER DO THAT VOICE AROUND ME AGAIN, LARRY.

GET OVER HERE. I MEAN THAT. NEVER AGAIN.

HEE HEE!

SHEESH. YEAH.

Man: HURRY, BOYS!

AH...

UH!

Man on radio: SIR, IT'S BILLY, SIR.

WE GOT HIM. OVER.

IS HE ALIVE?

WOUNDED, BLEEDING BUT ALIVE.

SIR, SHOULD WE BRING HIM BACK HERE?

ROLF, YOUR CALL.

SKY IS CLEARING.

GONNA BE A NICE DAY.

OKEY-DOKEY. HA HA!

Man: YOU'RE NOT COMING, JUDGE?

YOU DON'T NEED ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

COME ON. LET'S GO, HUH?

HERE HE IS, SIR.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?

OH, YEAH.

WELL, HE'S TORE UP PRETTY GOOD.

YOU GET THE AMBULANCE.

BETTER GET A TOURNIQUET ON THIS FELLA.

TURN HIM AROUND. TURN HIM AROUND.

Swede: OKEY-DOKEY.

ALL OF TINSELTOWN IS BUZZING ABOUT THEM--

THOSE STAR-STUDDED TELEVISION SPOTS FOR...

Inga: LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING IN A MAILBOX.

I DON'T SEE DADDY OR LIV ANYMORE, AND NICE JOB.

YOU DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY.

IT'S OK. HONEY. HONEY, HONEY, IT'S OK.

IT'S OK. RELAX. IT'S OK.

COME HERE. SIT DOWN.

IT'S OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

HERE. HAVE A WINE COOLER.

WE'LL WATCH THESE TOGETHER HERE. OK.

YOU OK? YEAH.

Leach: ...LEADING TO 7 BEDROOMS.

"WHY 7?" YOU ASK.

ONE FOR EACH NIGHT OF THE WEEK, OF COURSE.

Leach: HERE'S TO YOU, JOE BRUTZMAN.

WE RAISE OUR GLASSES WITH A HALE AND HEARTY CHEER.

Liv: I WANT TO GO VISIT INGA.

WHY? YOU SEE HER IN SCHOOL EVERY DAY.

WELL, LET'S HAVE THEM OVER HERE, THEN.

I'M LONELY, LARRY.

I'M HERE, YOUR HUSBAND.

YEAH. WELL, JUST THAT EVER SINCE THE WEDDING,

I REALLY MISS INGA,

AND I MISS DADDY, TOO.

YOU DO? YEAH. I DO.

HMM...

SIR...

Man: YEAH?

FEDERAL AGENT JUST CLEARED THE EAST CHECKPOINT, SIR.

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

SIR?

YEAH?

THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE FOR YOU.

OH. HELLO, WARDEN.

PLEASE SIT DOWN.

SPECIAL AGENT KAREN POLARSKI, FBI.

OH, YEAH. YOU'RE FBI?

YES, SIR. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME I GET TO TALK TO A LADY AGENT.

IF THEY'RE ALL AS PRETTY AS YOU ARE, LET'S CHANGE THEM ALL.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA! THANK YOU, SIR.

WELL-- WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I'M HERE-- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT I MINUTE. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

YOUR NAME IS KAREN, ISN'T IT? YES, SIR.

KAREN RAUSENBERGER.

NOT ANYMORE. IT'S POLARSKI, MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME.

YOU'RE JUDGE RAUSENBERGER'S DAUGHTER.

YES, SIR. I AM.

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WELL, I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LAST WEEK'S PRISON ESCAPE ATTEMPT.

WELL, OH, BOY, THAT WAS A MESS.

THAT WAS A REAL FISH FRY THERE.

CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT MORNING?

YEAH. WE CHASED HIM THROUGH THE WOODS THERE,

AND THIS GUY, HE WAS REAL DANGEROUS.

HE WAS WHAT THEY CALL A STUMPER, YOU KNOW?

HE'D RUN OUT, AND HE'D HIDE BEHIND A STUMP,

AND, BOY, HE'D TAKE YOU WITH HIM, AND--

YOU WERE THERE WHEN THEY FOUND HIM.

NO. I WASN'T.

I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS WOUNDED.

HE HAD A WOUND IN HIS LEG.

YES. THAT'S THE WOUND THAT BROUGHT HIM DOWN,

BUT THE WOUND THAT KILLED HIM

WAS IN THE BACK OF THE NECK...

IS THAT RIGHT?

POSSIBLY A COLT OR A MAGNUM.

OH, THAT'S LIABLE TO HAPPEN.

YOU KNOW, WHEN A GUY LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW,

SUDDENLY MAKES A MOVE ON YOU, BOY--

IS THAT WHAT HE DID? DID HE DO THAT TO YOU, SIR?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REMEMBER.

IT WAS ALL SUCH A BLUR, YOU KNOW?

THINGS HAPPEN SO DAMN--

DID YOU SHOOT THE PRISONER, SIR? HUH?

DID YOU SHOOT THE PRISONER, SIR?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

SIR, DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY PROBLEM?

SOMETIMES I THINK I DO...

VERY INTERESTING.

BUT I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS MOMENT, BOY.

BE ON THE WITNESS STAND THERE.

YES. YES.

HAVE YOU SHOT OTHER PRISONERS, SIR?

YOU'RE TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M, YOU KNOW--

WELL, I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION,

AND YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME AN ANSWER NOW, ARE YOU?

Man on radio: WARDEN SORENSON?

I'M GIVING YOU THE BEST ANSWER I CAN.

Man on radio: COME IN, SIR.

JUST A SECOND.

YEAH. WARDEN.

Man on radio: CAN WE START BACK IN WITHOUT YOU, SIR?

NO, NO, NO. FULL NEGATIVE ON THAT.

I'M COMING OVER THERE. GOT YOU.

I GOT TO GO OVER THERE AND--

WELL, WHEN YOUR MEMORY CLEARS UP,

I'D BE VERY HAPPY IF YOU GIVE ME A CALL,

AND IF NOT, I'LL CALL YOU.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT. VERY GOOD TALKING TO YOU.

YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, WARDEN.

YEAH. SAY HELLO TO YOUR DAD FOR ME.

YOU SAY HI, TOO. YEAH.

YEAH, YOU GODDAMN SLUT.

PRETTY ASS. SON OF A BITCH.

GODDAMN BITCH. JESUS CHRIST.

THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE?

DADDY. DADDY. HA HA HA!

YOU COMING IN, BUD?

I'M GONNA FINISH MY SMOKE BEFORE WE HAVE TO MEET THE WARDEN.

HEY, LAR. LAR, COME HERE.

COME HERE. COME HERE.

Swede: HI!

YES, BUD?

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

ABOUT WHAT?

GEE, I'VE NEVER BEEN AWAY FROM YOU THIS LONG.

OH, MY GOSH.

MY, GOSH, LOOK AT YOU.

WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT ARE YOU EATING, DADDY?

OH, THAT'S MY SUPPER.

A CAN FOR DINNER?

BEANS?

OH, THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

I'M JUST SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

NO. YOU CAN'T EAT DINNER OUT OF A CAN.

DADDY, THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE A MESS, EH, INGA?

THAT'S IT. NO. WE'RE COMING HOME.

YEAH, TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

YEAH.YEAH.

HA HA HA!

DADDY, WE'RE SERIOUS.

HA HA HA!

I WANT YOU TO COME BACK HOME.

DADDY, WE'RE HOME.

I WANT YOU TO COME BACK HOME.

I MISS YOU A LOT, GOSH DARN IT.

OH, WE MISSED YOU.

WE'RE COMING BACK HOME.

ALL BE ONE FAMILY UNDER ONE BIG ROOF.

Announcer: PARADISE

AND ABSOLUTE FREEDOM TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

LAST BEER OF THE DAY FOR ME.

NOW THAT THEY MADE ME SENIOR ENGINEER,

YOU GOT TO WATCH EVERY INCH OF THEM TRACKS.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO STOP ON A DIME.

YOU'RE STILL SINGING THAT SAME LAME OLD SONG THERE, DWAYNE?

BUD, BUD, BUD,

MAN GETS A JOB LIKE MINE IN THESE PARTS,

HE BECOMES PART OF THE LEGEND OF THE TRAIN.

HOW MANY BEERS HAS HE HAD?

TAPSTER, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?

YOU OWE ME FOR 3 BEER.

HEY, DWAYNE, WHAT, YOU STEAL THOSE THE OLD MONEY TRAIN, OR WHAT?

WATCH IT, BUSTER.

NOW THAT I'M IN CHARGE OF THAT RUN, YOU DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE RUN? COME ON. NO WAY.

DON'T KID YOURSELF, BUD.

I'M THE ENGINEER ON THE OLD MONEY TRAIN.

WHAT'S THE OLD MONEY TRAIN?

ONCE A YEAR, THE CANADIAN EXCHANGE TRUST

COLLECTS ENOUGH WORN-OUT U.S. CURRENCY

TO SHIP BACK TO THE U.S. INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE

TO BE BURNED.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE MAN IN CHARGE OF THE MIDWEST STATES RUN.

PRETTY TALL WORDS FOR A GREASE MONKEY THAT RIDES THE RAILS.

WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A BANKER NOW, DWAYNE?

COME ON.

I DON'T KNOW A HOSER AROUND HERE

WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR A TOW

WHEN THEY CAN JUST GET A PULL FROM THE ROPE

AND THEIR NEIGHBOR'S 4-WHEEL DRIVE.

WHO NEEDS YOU AND YOUR TRUCK?

WHY DON'T YOU GET A REAL JOB, BUD?

SEE YOU AROUND, BOYS.

Larry: TAKE HER EASY, DWAYNE. WHATEVER.

THESE ARE ON THE HOUSE.

I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY...

BUT I'LL TAKE IT.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE THINGS'LL LOOSEN UP

ONCE WE MOVED IN WITH THE SWEDE, HUH?

I AIN'T MOVING NOWHERE.

COME ON, BUD.

Inga: BUD!

DADDY IS GONNA KILL US.

Swede: IN THIS HOUSE, WE LIVE BY THESE RULES.

BIBLE. I'M GONNA READ YOU SOMETHING HERE.

"IF A MAN SEDUCES A VIRGIN

"WHO IS NOT PLEDGED TO BE MARRIED

"AND HE SLEEPS WITH HER,

THEN HE MUST PAY THE BRIDE'S PRICE."

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YES.

YES, SIR.

SO, YOU'RE GONNA WORK AROUND HERE.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY THE BRIDE'S PRICE.

NOW, I HEAR YOU'RE A PRETTY GOOD COOK.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.

I'M GOOD.

NOW, OK. THEN YOU COOK, AND YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN...

OK.

AND, YOU, YOU'RE GONNA CHOP THE WOOD.

CHOP THE WOOD.

YOU'RE GONNA MOW THE LAWN.

THE LAWN.

YOU'RE GONNA SHOVEL THE SNOW...

SHOVELING SNOW.

AND, MOST OF ALL, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF MY TRUCK.

YOUR TRUCK, SIR?

YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT, DON'T YOU?

NO, SIR.

YOU DON'T? NO, SIR.

WELL, THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWS ABOUT MY TRUCK.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN.

WELL, I WAS WITH HIM WHEN--

ALL RIGHT. JUST HOLD IT THERE.

THIS TRUCK IS MY LIFE SAVINGS.

OUTSIDE OF MY DAUGHTERS, THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT

IN MY LIFE THAN THIS TRUCK THAT'S COMING TO ME.

YOU'RE GONNA KEEP IT IN SHOW C--

DON'T BE DRINKING WHEN I'M TALKING, GODDAMN IT.

YOU'RE GONNA KEEP THAT TRUCK IN "A" CONDITION.

OTHERWISE--

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

NOW, THAT'S NOT ALL.

I WANT YOU TO HEAR ANOTHER VERSE FROM THE BIBLE.

"MARRIAGE SHOULD BE HONORED BY ALL

AND THE MARRIAGE BED KEPT PURE."

PURE. YOU GOT IT?

PURE. YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

NO FORNICATION UNDER THIS ROOF

UNLESS IT'S THE DESIGNATED ONCE-A-MONTH CONJUGAL VISIT,

AND THEN NEVER ON SUNDAY EVER.

YOUR DUTIES START NOW,

AND MY DUTY IS TO STRAIGHTEN YOU PAGANS OUT,

NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES

BECAUSE IF YOU TWO DON'T CUT THE MUSTARD,

YOU'LL BOTH BE IN THE LAKE OF FIRE.

LAKE OF FIRE!

Man: ♪ HEY

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH

♪ MM

♪ I WANT TO LOVE YOU TONIGHT

WAAH HA HA HA!

OH! HONEY.

WHOO HOO HOO!

MORNING, SIR.

MORNING, WARDEN.

Swede: MORNING. ALL RIGHT. LET'S HAVE A SMILE.

COME ON, YOU BUBBIES.

HEY. THAT'S BETTER.

MM-HMM.

SORRY, SIR.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. BACK TO YOUR CELLS.

WHERE ARE THOSE FORNICATORS?

DADDY, IT'S OK.

IT'S OUR VISITING DAY--

TUESDAY, NOT SUNDAY.

TUESDAY?TUESDAY, SIR.

YEAH.

GODDAMN.

OH, WHERE WERE WE?

WHERE WERE WE? WE WERE, UM, RIGHT INTO--

OH, RIGHT. OHH...

Bud: UH, SIR...

Swede: I WANT YOUR ASSES...

Inga: LIV?

LIV, ARE THESE WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?

WOW, INGA, YOUR BABY IS REALLY SHOWING.

YEAH, AND YOU'RE REALLY NOT, LIV.

WHEN ARE YOU REALLY GONNA GET PREGNANT

AND STOP ALL THIS LYING?

WELL, IT'S TOUGH FOR ME AND LARRY TO MAKE A BABY,

ESPECIALLY WITH DADDY'S HOUSE RULES.

DON'T WORRY. I'M GONNA DO IT.

YOU BETTER.

WHERE ARE THE BOYS?

THEY'RE DOWNSTAIRS WITH DADDY HAVING FUN.

HEY! NNGH!

AAH!

Swede: NOW, YOU BOTH HAVE COMMITTED FORNICATION, HAVE YOU NOT?

YEAH. I GUESS SO.YES.

JESUS!

DID YOU SAY, "JESUS"?

UH, SORRY.

WE ARE NOT TO TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN.

HOLY M--

MACKEREL.

NOW, IN ADDITION, LAWRENCE,

THE CARDINAL SIN WHICH WAS COMMITTED BY YOU

WAS THAT YOUR BROKE WIND IN CHURCH.

I DON'T RECALL THAT.

WELL, I SAW YOU HUNCH UP ON ONE CHEEK

BEFORE YOU BLASTED ONE OFF,

AND THAT MAKES IT A DOUBLE SIN.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

LIFE IS HELL.

I'M NOT EVEN HAPPY ANYMORE.

I ALWAYS GET MY ASS KICKED AROUND

AND TORTURED BY THAT DAMN SWEDE.

WAIT TILL HE GETS A NEW TRUCK, HUH?

YOU WATCH.

I'LL BE DOWN IN THE WHEEL WELL WITH A TOOTHBRUSH.

THIS GUY IS A NIGHTMARE.

MAYBE WHEN THE BABIES COME, EVERYTHING WILL GET EASIER,

YOU KNOW, SOFTEN THE SWEDE UP.

I KNOW WHEN MY BABY BROTHER SCOTTY CAME ALONG,

I STOPPED GETTING THE BELT.

RIGHT.

DWAYNE, I KNEW I'D FIND YOU HERE.

WANT A BEER, HUH? HUH? HA HA!

HELLO. HELLO.

Dwayne: GUYS, THIS IS LOUIS.

HE'S FRENCH CANUCK.

HE'S THE OTHER HALF ON THE OLD MONEY TRAIN.

YES, SIR.

LOUIS GUARDS THE LOOT IN THE MAIL CAR.

I DON'T KNOW DWAYNE FOR LONG,

BUT I CAN SAY HE'S MY BROTHER.

YEAH. HA HA HA!

WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR FIRST CURRENCY TRIP

BETWEEN OUR TWO COUNTRIES QUITE SOON,

RIGHT, BOY?

SURE YOU DON'T WANT A BEER, HUH?

WHAT IS THIS DUDE TALKING ABOUT?

Dwayne: LOUIS IS PROUD AS HELL.

WE'RE RIDING THE BIG GHOST,

MAKING THE BIG MONEY RUN IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

RIGHT, LOUIS? YES, SIR, WITH ASSISTANTS.

YOU'RE SHITTING ME.

YOU MEAN, BETWEEN THE MIDWEST PROVINCES AND THE U.S. BANKS?

Dwayne: THAT'S US, RIGHT, LOUIS?

Louis: YES, SIR, WITH ASSISTANTS.

SURE YOU DON'T WANT A BEER, HMM?

HUH? HUH? HUH?

CAN I BUY YOU GUYS A BEER?

OH...WHY NOT? OH, YEAH.

GET THEM A BEER, WILL YOU, LARRY?

I CAN'T DO IT.

ANOTHER BEER OF THE DAY FOR ME.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRIP.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

Man: WARDEN SORENSON, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT YOU

WITH WHAT MUST BE THE CULMINATION

OF A GREAT MAN'S WORK.

HOW ABOUT LETTING ME GET MY HAND BACK,

AND THEN YOU CAN GIVE ME THE KEY?

HA HA! YES, SIR. OF COURSE.

HERE ARE THE KEYS TO THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF ENGINEERING.

SO BEAUTIFUL.

I BET THE SWEDE IS GETTING A BONER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.

DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO CARESS IT?

MY GOD.

HOLD IT.

BRAD, THE CHICKS.

OH, HA HA!

THE GUYS. HI.

CUTE. HA HA! YEAH.

THAT'S IT.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

AND THE TRUCK THAT SHE MAKES.

GOD BLESS ME.

THANKS, GOD, FOR THESE GIFTS.

Butch Cassidy: I'LL JUMP FIRST.

Sundance Kid: NO.

THEN YOU JUMP FIRST. NO, I SAID.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? I CAN'T SWIM!

OHH...

WHOAAAAAA!

AH, SHIT!

AH, YOU SEE THAT?

THESE ARE TWO GUYS WITH A PLAN.

SEE HOW BUTCH HAS ALL THE IDEAS AND THE KID FOLLOWS?

BUT THEY'RE PARTNERS, RIGHT?

YEAH. LIKE ALL PARTNERS, ONE HAS THE BRAIN.

THE OTHER DOES THE FOLLOWING.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PARTNERS.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THEY'RE PARTNERS.

Bud: HOW MANY TIMES CAN HE DRIVE TO THE END OF THE ROAD AND BACK?

OH, THE SWEDE DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE TO HOSE OFF THE MUD.

HE DON'T.

Butch: "ARRISMENSE A LA PARED."

THEY'RE AGAINST THE WALL ALREADY!

LOOK AT THE CEILING, WILL YOU?

LOOK AT THE BLUE GLOW FROM THE TV.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

LOOK AT THIS GOLDEN HUE.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SEEING, LARRY?

THE BLUE AND THE GOLD.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT WHAT LIFE IS REALLY ABOUT,

NOT WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL--

THE BLUE GLOW OF THAT TV, THESE ALUMINUM CANS OF GOLD.

THESE ARE MY LIFE. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, LARRY?

WHERE'D WE GO WRONG?

WELL, HECK, A LOT OF GUYS

LIKE DRINKING BEER AND WATCHING TV, BUD.

I LOVE DRINKING BEER AND WATCHING TV,

BUT I LOVE MY WIFE, TOO, AND I--

THE GIRLS AREN'T THE PROBLEM.

THEY'RE BIG ON THE BLUE AND THE GOLD AND ALL,

BUT THEY'RE NEVER GONNA BE THE WIVES WE WANT THEM TO BE

AS LONG AS WE'RE ALL STILL LIVING HERE.

ESCAPE TAKES A PLAN.

HA HA!

HEY, WARDEN.

GOT A LOT OF MUD ON THAT TRUCK FOR YOU.

CATCH IT.

RIGHT. I'M ON IT.

LARRY, TO BE CONTINUED.

HA HA!

Karen: THAT CASE GETS MORE BIZARRE AS IT GOES ALONG, SIR.

APPARENTLY, WARDEN SORENSON HAS A LONG HISTORY OF DEAD ESCAPEES,

AND THIS TURK GUY--NUMBER 9 IN THE PAST TWO YEARS,

ALL SHOT IN THE BACK.

YEAH. WE'LL HE'S TRYING TO STONEWALL ME,

BUT I'M GONNA TRACK HIM DOWN TONIGHT

AT FLORENCE POINT DAY.

UH, FLORENCE POINT DAY.

IT KIND OF CELEBRATES THE TIME THAT THE RAILROAD

FIRST CAME TO TOWN ABOUT 200 YEARS AGO.

♪ SHE WAS AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THE LOCKER ♪

♪ SHE WAS AS NERVOUS AS SHE COULD BE ♪

♪ SHE WAS AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THE LOCKER... ♪

SO, BOYS, THAT'S MY OFFER.

Larry: BUD, THEY'RE JUST DANCING

WITH THOSE FELLAS THE CHA-CHA.

BUD, ARE YOU LISTENING?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU GOT THIS JOB OPENING FOR LARRY COOKING GUARD FOOD.

IS THAT IT, 120 MEALS A DAY,

AND YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR JANITOR?

THAT'S YOUR OFFER?

FIRST OF ALL, COOKING THE GUARDS' FOOD

IS GONNA PAY HIM A WHOLE LOT MORE...

THANKS, LAUTER. LATER.

Larry: BUD, A GUY COULD DO MUCH WORSE.

MUCH WORSE, A GUY COULD DO.

I GOT A GREAT DEAL FOR YOU, LARRY.

WHERE WE GOING?

TELL HIM. TELL HIM.

LIV SORENSON LIED TO HER FATHER.

SHE'S NOT REALLY PREGNANT.

LOOK, KIM. YOU'RE CERTAIN THE SWEDE IS NOT AWARE OF THIS?

YEAH. I'M SURE. LIV LIED TO HIM.

MS. SCHMIDT, YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A DUTY.

IT'S TIME THE SWEDE KNEW.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

Larry: I AIN'T ROBBING NO TRAINS, BUD.

I AIN'T ROBBING NO--

LARRY, I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR WIFE

THAT YOU DON'T KNOW BIG TIME.

YOU HEAR OUT MY PLAN, AND I'LL LET YOU IN ON THE SECRET

THAT ONLY YOU AND THAT BIG, DUMB SWEDE DON'T KNOW.

IT'S ABOUT YOUR KID.

YOU'RE SCARING ME.

HEAR OUT MY PLAN, AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SECRET.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS MAY BE EVEN EASIER THAN STEALING A WATCH?

NOBODY ROBS TRAINS ANYMORE.

WHO ROBS TRAINS? NOBODY.

THE TWO HOSERS RUNNING THE SHOW, DWAYNE AND LOUIS,

WELL, THEY'VE BEEN DUMB ENOUGH TO GIVE ME INSIDER INFORMATION.

KID, PICTURE THIS.

NEXT WEDNESDAY... OK.

THE TRAIN WITH ALL THAT OLD MONEY ON IT

COMES CRUISING PAST NORTH POINT.

IT CROSSES THERE AT NOON. I STOPWATCHED IT.

IT'S GONNA STOP WHEN DWAYNE SEES THE TRACKS BLOCKED.

SEE, THE NIGHT BEFORE, I'M GONNA TOW A BIG RIG

OR A GIANT SEMI, WHATEVER I CAN GET MY HANDS ON,

UNDER THE COVER OF DARKNESS OUT OF BIRCH COUNTY.

HOW YOU GONNA GET A RIG UP ON NORTH POINT?

SHH. SHH.

OH. SORRY.

I GOT TO GO TO THE LADIES' POWDER ROOM.

OK. WHERE WAS I?

GETTING THE RIG ON THE TRACKS? THAT'S SIMPLE.

THE CAB THAT I SWIPE WILL HAVE ENOUGH HORSEPOWER TO MAKE IT UP THE GOAT TRAIL.

THEN THE NEXT DAY AT NOON-- WELL, A BIT BEFORE, REALLY--

YOU AND I ARE GONNA DRIVE MY TRUCK TO THE END OF THE GOAT TRAIL.

NOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SKI MASKS ON, BLACK ONES.

BLACK? YES. BLACK ONES

AND GUNS WE'VE TAKEN FROM THE SWEDE'S KITCHEN.

WHEN DWAYNE STOPS FOR THE TRACK BLOCKER,

YOU'LL SUBDUE HIM AND HIS BRAKEMAN

BY BRANDISHING YOUR WEAPON.

IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL BE BRANDISHING LOUIS

AND THE OTHER CANUCK IN THE MAIL CAR,

AND THEY'LL FILL THEM BAGS WITH THE PRIZE MONEY

UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYE OF MY REVOLVER.

IN THE MEANTIME AGAIN, DWAYNE AND THE BRAKEMAN

WILL BE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES UP THE OPEN TRACK.

YOU GOT TO SCREAM AND SHOUT AND GET THEM TO RUN,

BUT DON'T FORGET TO COME PICK ME UP.

OH, WHAT IF THEY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE?

THEY'RE NOT GONNA KNOW YOUR VOICE THROUGH ALL THE GUNFIRE.

SEE, YOU GOT TO FIRE SHOTS IN THE AIR TO GET THEM TO RUN FIRST, OK?

WAIT. SHH.

OHH...

♪ IT WAS AN ITSY BITSY, TEENY-WEENY ♪

♪ YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI

♪ SO IN THE WATER SHE WANTED TO STAY ♪

♪ CHA CHA CHA

Man: JEEZ, MY JUNIOR-HIGH SWEETHEART.

KAREN, IS THAT YOU?

IS THAT KAREN RAUSENBERGER?

JUDGE, IS THAT YOUR DAUGHTER?

♪ MY LOVE

♪ I'LL NEVER FIND THE WORDS, MY LOVE ♪

Woman: LORD ALMIGHTY, KAREN,

WE ALL HEARD YOU WENT OFF TO RUN THE CIA.

OH, WELL, DON'T SAY, "CIA," TO AN FBI AGENT, NOW.

THEY MIGHT ARREST YOU.

Dwayne: HEY. HI.

Karen: DWAYNE.

WOW. KAREN.

SO, YOU'RE REALLY WITH THE FBI?

Karen: WELL, NOT TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW, TONIGHT I JUST WANTED TO SEE MY HOMETOWN,

SEE ALL THE PEOPLE.

YAY.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?

SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

I KNOW HER.

Karen: MR. HOCK, MRS. SCHMIDT.

HEY, KAREN. HOW ARE YOU?

OH, HELLO, OFFICER.

OH, WELL, IT'S AGENT, BUT HELLO, WARDEN. HOW ARE YOU?

YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY SLICK THERE. LISTEN.

IT'S BEEN REAL HARD TO GET A HOLD OF YOU.

I'VE GOT SOME NEW FACTS ABOUT OUR CASE

THAT YOU MIGHT FIND REAL INTERESTING.

WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FATHER ABOUT THAT?

BUT I WANT TO FINISH MY CONVERSATION WITH MY FRIEND HERE.

YOU KNOW, SEE YOU AROUND LATER.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL DO THAT.

YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. YOU'RE GETTING THAT ON YOUR MUSTACHE.

WELL... SEE YOU LATER. BYE-BYE.

TELL HIM. TELL HIM. I WISH--

UM...

WHAT DO YOU WANT, DARLING? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MR. SORENSON, SIR, UH--

WAIT. WAIT.

LET'S START OVER IN THE BEGINNING.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

COME ON. COME ON.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?

I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE,

"HOW ARE YOU?" OR, "NICE TO SEE YOU."

14 YEARS.

THIS IS WHERE YOU PICK FOR YOUR VISIT.

WHAT, TO SHOW ME UP, TO HUMILIATE ME

IN FRONT OF ALL THE PEOPLE

I DEAL WITH EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE?

DAD, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO HUMILIATE ANYBODY.

I HAD BUSINESS HERE. I HAD PEOPLE I HAD TO SEE.

YOU WANT TO TALK? COME HOME.

YOUR ROOM IS THERE JUST WAITING,

JUST THE SAME.

♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL BRAND-NEW... ♪

DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU LIED TO ME.

NO, I DIDN'T.

YOU LIED TO ME!

SHE LIED. I'M INGA. SHE'S LIV, DADDY.

DID YOU LIE TO ME?

HE MADE ME DO IT.

WHO MADE YOU DO IT?

LARRY. LARRY.

Bud: 8 WEEKS FROM NOW, US, THE GIRLS

AND ALL THE MONEY WE'LL EVER NEED

WILL BE IN A NICE, WARM PLACE A WORLD AWAY.

LARRY, THINK ABOUT IT-- AIR-CONDITIONED BUNGALOW,

32-INCH TELEVISION, A KEG OF BEER,

AND OUR SELF-RESPECT,

THE BLUE AND THE GOLD, LARRY,

THE BLUE AND THE GOLD.

THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I SAY NO.

WHAT?

NOW YOU KEEP YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN, BUD.

WHAT ABOUT MY BABY?

OK. FINE.

YOU ASKED FOR IT. HERE IT COMES.

Swede: OK, YOU LITTLE CORNHOLES.

YOU'RE IN HERE.

YOU'RE IN THERE. WELL, NOT THERE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

HA HA HA!

OK.

WELL, ON 3, HERE COMES SANTA.

HERE COMES SANTA.

HUH?

GOT A COUPLE MICE IN THERE.

NOW, YOU LITTLE STINKBALL FORNICATORS,

SAY GOOD-BYE.

YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A LAKE OF FIRE NOW.

Karen: DROP YOUR WEAPON, WARDEN.

HUH?

I SAID, DROP YOUR GUN!

FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE--

NOW! AAH! AAH!

WAAH!

YOU GUYS GET OUT OF HERE.

THANKS.

IT'S OK, BUD.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

Larry: BUD...

WHAT? I'M IN.

WHAT?

I'M IN WITH YOUR BLUE-AND-THE-GOLD PLAN.

YOU--

YOU ARE THE KID.

KID, YOU ARE A WINNER.

Vince McMahon: THE MASKED AVENGER WASN'T EVEN FINISHED FIGHTING...

NAH.

Liv: INGA, BUD IS SETTING THE TABLE.

MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YEAH. OK. BUD?

YES, HONEY?

ME AND INGA THINK, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME TO MEND THE FENCE.

YEAH. IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS, AND NONE OF...

YOU HUSBANDS ARE TALKING TO FATHER IN HIS OWN HOUSE.

YEAH, AND IF YOU AND LARRY TAKE THOSE PRISON JOBS,

MAYBE THAT WOULD END THE SQUABBLE.

THE SQUABBLE YOU'RE REFERRING TO IS ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER,

BUT YOU GIRLS DO HAVE A POINT.

LIKE WE SAY IN THE TOW-TRUCK BUSINESS,

A WRECK IS SOMETHING YOU PUT BEHIND YOU.

I'LL DO IT FOR YOU, INGA.

DADDY.DADDY.

BABY, COME LOOK AT THIS.

WE'RE GOING DOWN THE ROAD OF MY CROTCH HERE.

OK, DADDY. OK.

WE WANT TO TALK SERIOUS NOW.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THE BOYS WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU,

AND THEY WANT TO SAY SORRY.

THEY WANT TO TAKE THOSE PRISON JOBS YOU GAVE THEM.

BUD. BUD.

THE PILLS, THEY WON'T DISSOLVE,

AND IF THEY DON'T DISSOLVE, PEOPLE WILL SEE THEM,

AND IF THEY SEE THEM, THEY WON'T EAT THEM,

AND IF THEY DON'T EAT THEM, THEY WON'T SLEEP.

SOUP IS ON.

STEW WORKED LIKE A CHARM.

THEY'RE OUT LIKE MACKERELS.

YEAH. RIGHT. LISTEN TO THAT.

THINK GOD IS SAYING SOMETHING TO US?

YEAH. I THINK HE'S SAYING, "BUD, HAUL ASS."

REALLY?

BUD. YEAH?

BUD...

WHAT IF YOU CAN'T FIND A RIG?

DON'T WORRY.

YOU GET SOME SLEEP, LARRY.

YOU CAN REST EASY WHEN YOU KNOW

THAT SCHUYLER "BUD" DYERSON PLANNED THE JOB.

SCHUYLER?

HMM, DADDY IS UP EARLY.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

I DON'T KNOW, LIV, BUT HE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT WEIRD.

WELL...

YOU WIN SOME...

AND YOU LOSE SOME.

HA HA HA!

DADDY! DADDY!

Bud: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT?

WHAT?

Inga and Liv: OH, MY GOD! DADDY!

OH, MY GOD!

INGA! OH, THE TRUCK!

THE TRUCK HAS BEEN STOLEN!

LARRY, GO CALL 911!

BUD, GO CALL THE POLICE.

I'LL CALL THE POLICE.

OH, LIFT HIS FEET. I'LL GET HIS HEAD.

ALL RIGHT. WAIT. LET'S ROLL THE SWEDE.

SHERIFF, BUD DYERSON. YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE.

SOMEBODY STOLE THE WARDEN'S TRUCK.

Sheriff: ARE YOU SURE, BUD?YES!

WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER--

WOW.

Swede: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "DON'T WORRY"?

IT'S NOT YOUR TRUCK. IT'S MY TRUCK.

AND WE'RE GONNA GET IT BACK BY TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT.

GOD IS GONNA CUT HIS NUTS OFF,

AND IF YOU DON'T GET HIM, I'M CUTTING YOUR NUTS OFF.

WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT.

GOD!

SORRY, JESUS.

BOY, YOU'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO FOOL WITH THE SWEDE'S TRUCK.

OR HAVE A DEATH WISH, HUH?

YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE TOWN IS GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

WHICH IS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE FOR US.

LARRY, I'VE BEEN THINKING.

WE'RE GONNA USE YOUR CAR FOR THE JOB.WHAT?

YOU WANT TO USE MY CAR?

BUD, YOU SAID WE WAS GONNA USE YOUR TRUCK. NO.

I THINK IT'S BEST FOR ALL INVOLVED

IF WE ESTABLISH "BUD'S TOW TRUCK"

IN TOWN FOR THE DAY, REALLY.

BUD, THIS IS ALREADY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT YOU PROMISED.

THIS AIN'T NO CAKEWALK.

DON'T WORRY. IT'S STILL THE UTOPIAN PICTURE I PAINTED.

YOU AND YOUR CAR BE READY FOR THAT GOAT TRAIL, YEAH?

COME ON, BUD.

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

GOOD MORNING, LADIES. HOW WE DOING?

PRETTY GOOD.

WHAT SAY WE GET THERE ON TIME?

WE BETTER. COME ON. COME ON.

WHOO HOO!

OH.

HUH?

Bud: COME ON, CAR. COME ON, CAR.

COME ON, LARRY. PUSH.

I'M PUSHING.

PUSH, LARRY. PUSH.

UGH! UHH!

PUSH HARDER, LARRY.

I FELL DOWN.

I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, LARRY.

PUSH HARDER.

THAT'S IT. STOP. STOP. QUIT.

UH!

THAT'S IT, LAR.

WE'RE RUNNING.

COME ON. OK.

Dwayne and man: 1, 2, 3.

I BET A NICKEL. ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOUR NICKEL, AND I'LL RAISE YOU A NICKEL.

OK. WHAT DO I GOT?

HA HA HA! GOT YOU. OHH...

NO.

LARRY, LARRY, IT'S OK. THAT'S THE SWEDE'S--

IT'S THE ONLY RIG I COULD FIND, LARRY.

WHY'D YOU DO IT?

I DID IT FOR YOU, LARRY.

THE MAN TRIED TO KILL US, DEHUMANIZE US.

WE'RE TAKING IT BACK.

A LOT OF GUYS WOULDN'T WANT TO PUT THEMSELVES IN THAT POSITION.

YEAH? WELL, THEN A LOT OF GUYS WOULD GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.

DON'T-- COME HERE.

WE'VE CROSSED THE LINE, LARRY.

I DID WHEN I SWIPED THAT THING.

YOU DID WHEN YOU SAW IT.

WHAT LINE?

TRUST ME.

THIS IS THE HIGH LIFE.

HA! HA HA HA!

HERE'S YOUR GUN. HERE'S YOUR EGG TIMER.

YOU JUST SIT TIGHT AND WAIT FOR THE TRAIN, OK?

IT'S GONNA STOP ABOUT 10, 15 YARDS FROM HERE,

AND WHEN IT DOES, YOU SET THAT TIMER FOR ONE MINUTE.

THAT'LL GIVE ME 60 SECONDS TO CALL THE LOOT,

AND WHEN YOU EGG IS DONE,

YOU AND THE TRUCK COME GET ME.

BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

WHAT DO I DO WHILE I'M WAITING?

GET YOUR SHOULDERS UP.

BULK UP. THINK BIG. BE BIG LIKE THE SWEDE.

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE BIG, LARRY.

IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE BIG.

BE BIG, LARRY!

HERE SHE COMES. HERE SHE COMES. HERE SHE COMES.

OK.

Both: 1, 2, 3.

HEY. HEY!

LARRY?

SOMETHING ON THE TRACKS, DWAYNE.

I DON'T SEE NOTHING BUT MY BET.

STOP.

STOP. STOP. STOP. HEY.

N--NO. NO!

OHH!

YAAH! OOH!

UH! UH!

UH!

MAYBE THAT WAS A MOOSE YOU SAW OUT THERE.

MAYBE THE OLD GAL BACKFIRED.

I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE, DWAYNE.

WELL, I AIN'T STOPPING THE TRAIN, DOUG.

NOW BET.

OH! OH!

I'M STOPPING HER.

YOU WENT AND HIT SOMETHING.

MAYBE WE HIT A COW.

COWS DON'T BURN, DOUG.

SURE, THEY DO.

WELL, NOT THAT MUCH.

AAH! YAAH!

YOU OK, LARRY? NO. I'M NOT OK.

THIS AIN'T GOING LIKE YOU SAID.

YOU HEAR THAT? YOU HEAR THAT?

WHAT YOU'RE HEARING IS THE SILVER LINING, LARRY.

IT'S FOURTH AND LONG, AND WE AIN'T PUNTING.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

WE'RE INTO PLAN "B." LET'S GO.

DWAYNE, LOUIS.

DOUG REALLY NAILED SOMETHING BIG THIS TIME.

GOT TO GO GET YOUR CAR, LARRY. WHAT?

I DON'T THINK MY CAR WILL MAKE IT UP THAT GOAT TRAIL.

YES, IT WILL. JUST DO IT, GO.

HE SAYS WE HIT SOMETHING. AH.

OH. HEY.

THIS IS A STICKUP.

FREEZE! DON'T MOVE!

WHAT?

I SAY, "YOU FREEZE. I DON'T MOVE."

NO, NO, NO. YOU FREEZE.

YOU DON'T MOVE. THIS IS A STICKUP.

ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

WHERE'S THE SAFE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE SAFE?

WHERE'S THE MONEY. WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE MONEY?

OH, THE DOLLARS. JUST RIGHT IN THE BACK.

Dwayne: DO YOU HEAR ME, LOUIE? WE THINK IT'S A TRUCK...

WHO'S THAT?

Dwayne: AND I THINK IT'S THE SWEDE'S.

IT'S DWAYNE IN THE ENGINE CAR.

CAN'T TELL YOU IF HE WAS IN IT OR NOT, BUT IF HE'S ALIVE...

HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF?

YOU JUST TURN OFF THE KNOB.

WHICH ONE? THE BIG ONE.

DON'T! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

...BECAUSE I'M NOT TAKING THE BLAME FOR THIS.

WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS A COW.

Doug: WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS--

AAH! OH! OH, SHIT.

HEY, WHAT--

NOW, YOU'LL NEED THIS.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. THERE YOU GO.

TAKE THE BAG. TAKE THE BAG.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY. OH, SHIT.

THERE YOU GO.

HELP!

LOCK IT UP. YES, SIR.

YOU SURE YOU'RE LOCKED IN THERE?

OH, ABSOLUTELY. MY ASS, I DON'T WANT TO BE SHOT IN THERE.

COME ON, LARRY.

GOAT TRAIL.

HE'S GONE. YOU CAN--

HE'S GONE.

THEY. YEAH. WELL...

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE.

OH.JEEZ.

YAAH! YAAH!

OH, BUD!

BUD. WHERE WERE YOU, LARRY?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE MAIL CAR.

BUD, WE'RE STUCK.

SCOOT OVER. WE'RE NOT STUCK.

WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE NOT DEAD. HAND ONTO SOMETHING.

OK, LARRY? YEAH.

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE DINER

LIKE AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

WE MADE IT, LARRY. WE MADE IT! YES! WE DID IT.

Sheriff on radio: BUD?YAAH!

BUD, WHERE ARE YOU, BUD?

PICK UP, BUD. THIS IS SHERIFF KNUDSON.

GO FOR BUD.

HEY, BUD, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU AND YOUR TRUCK.

GOT A TOW JOB FOR YOU OUT HERE AT NORTH POINT.

NORTH POINT?

Louis: YEAH. WELL, THIS GUY POINTED A GUN AT ME,

AND I JUST PUT MY HANDS UP LIKE THIS,

AND I TOLD HIM, "FREEZE. DON'T MOVE, PLEASE,"

AND SO HE TOOK THE MONEY BAG

AND PICKED IT OUT.

OK, BUT THE ONLY THING YOU TWO GUYS ARE CERTAIN OF

IS THAT THEY WERE BLACK?

OH, BLACK, YES, ALL OVER BLACK.

AH, OUI. ALL OVER.

THEY LET YOU GUYS DELIVER ALL THIS CASH

WITH THE SECURITY OF A DUMP TRUCK?

Man: THE MAIL CAR IS AN ARMORED CAR, HMM?

JACQUES HIMSELF IS ARMED, AS YOU CAN SEE.

UH-HUH. EH?

THANKS.

YEAH, SORRY. SORRY.

ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THE PART

THAT I DON'T GET, OK?

IF YOU KNOW THAT THE DOOR IS ALL YOU GOT,

WHY'D YOU OPEN IT?

WELL... HE KNOCKED, YEAH?

BRAND-NEW TRUCK. WHAT A SHAME.

Swede: OH, NO.

HERE'S A SOUVENIR, SIR.

SORRY.

REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.

UH...

WHAT'D HE SAY?

MUST BE SWEDISH.

MM...MM.

MAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HUNGRY IN YEARS.

WARDEN, WHAT I WAS SAYING IS THAT I CAN'T HELP

BUT THINK THIS WHOLE THING WAS PERSONAL.

THE SHEER VOLUME OF MALICE IS INCREDIBLE.

IF I WAS YOU, I'D BE CHECKING

ALL RECENTLY RELEASED PRISONERS OR ESCAPEES.

Swede: WHEN I FIND THIS MAN,

I'M GONNA EAT HIS BRAINS WITH A TEASPOON

WHILE HE BEGS FOR MERCY FROM ME.

OH, YEAH.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO JAIL, SIR.

Larry: YOU KNOW, WHEN I GO TO MY KITCHEN JOB AT THE PRISON.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

MAYBE YOU NEED A RIDE BECAUSE YOUR TRUCK

WAS HIT BY A TRAIN.

Bud: REMINDS ME, WARDEN. I WON'T BE CLOCKING IN TOMORROW

ON ACCOUNT OF A GUY I MET WHEN I WAS HAULING THAT WRECK OFF THE TRACKS.

OFFERED ME STEADY PAY AT THE SALVAGE YARD

UP PAST EAGLE FALLS.

IT'S A MUCH BETTER OFFER THAN MR. LAUTER'S DEAL,

SO, UH, HEY.

HMM.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, A CHAT.

I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED, LARRY,

BUT TAKING THAT JAIL WORK ISN'T SOMETHING

YOU SHOULD'VE SHOT ME OUT OF THE BLUE.

YOU DON'T GET IT, BUD.

I'M OUT. YOU CAN KEEP THE MONEY.

I'D RATHER GO TO JAIL THAN TOUCH IT.

OK. YOU'RE TAKING THIS ALL WRONG.

YOU GOT WHAT WE CALL IN THE TRADE THE POST-HEIST JITTERS.

AND ANOTHER THING, BUD.

YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE. WHAT?

YOU CAUGHT ME EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

ON THAT TRUCK AND THE WHOLE THING.

IT WAS NOTHING LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD BE.

YOU GOT THE WHOLE STATE ON A MANHUNT AFTER US,

AND WE'RE LIVING IN THE EXECUTIONER'S HOUSE.

I MEAN IT, BUD. I DON'T TRUST YOU, AND I DON'T KNOW YOU.

OK. DON'T CRACK, LARRY. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CRACK

THERE WILL BE NO CRACKING, ALL RIGHT?

YOU GO TO HELL, BUD.

LARRY, I LOVE YOU.

HE'LL THANK ME.

Man: MORNING, WARDEN.

Second man: MORNING, SIR.

FLY.

OH.

MORNING, WARDEN.

BETTER NOT SMILE.

NOW GET TO WORK.

Man: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. BACK TO YOUR CELLS.

FASTER.

Man: ♪ THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE... ♪

HEY, ROCKEFELLER.

THANK YOU.

♪ I WANT MONEY

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪

♪ THAT'S ALL I WANT

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT

♪ THAT'S ALL I WANT

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪

♪ MONEY DON'T GET EVERYTHING, IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ WHAT IT DON'T, BABY, I CAN'T USE ♪

♪ I WANT MONEY

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪

♪ THAT'S ALL I WANT

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT

♪ THAT'S ALL I WANT

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I WANT ♪

Lauter: OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, JUDGE.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

I WANT YOU TO SHUT EVERY HOLE IN YOUR BODY NOW.

YES, SIR.

Rolf: YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CASE HERE.

YOU DON'T. ROLF...

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

HE'S BUYING STEAKS, BUYING TENNIS SHOES,

AND HE'S SPENDING THIS WORN-OUT MONEY LEFT AND RIGHT,

AND I SAY LET'S GO GET HIM.

THIS IS FEDERAL COURT. YOU GOT TO KEEP IT OUT OF IT.

HE GOES INTO FEDERAL COURT STRAIGHT INTO A FEDERAL PRISON.

NO, NO, NO.

I WANT THIS MONKEY BEHIND MY BARS.

I'M BEGINNING TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS MEETING.

ROLF, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING THERE.

REMEMBER THE TURK, THAT CONVICT

THAT WAS DETERMINED TO TAKE YOU,

KILL YOU, BLOW YOU AWAY?

I LET HIM LOOSE SO I COULD GET RID OF HIM

AT YOUR REQUEST.

REMEMBER THAT?

NO. I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.

AT MY REQUEST? OH, NO, NO. YEAH.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT? OH, NO.

HO HO HO! OH, NO. HA HA HA!

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM, AND I'M UP TO MY NUTS IN THIS THING.

I EVEN GOT THIS WONDERFUL POLARSKI GIRL

CLIMBING UP MY ASS,

AND SHE'S TALKING FBI STUFF,

ASKING ME A WHOLE LOT OF BIG, FANCY WASHINGTON QUESTIONS.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

YOU KNOW THAT, ROLF.

I'LL DELIVER DYERSON TO YOU. HUH?

I WILL DELIVER DYERSON TO YOU!

YOU JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER.

WE GOT A DEAL.

Liv: LARRY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Inga: YEAH. SHEESH.

UPSTAIRS. SON, STAY DOWN HERE!

NORM, BACK HIM UP.

COME ON, BUD, GET OUT OF THERE!

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU--

LAWYER--

IF YOU DECIDE NOT-- YOU STILL HAVE THE RIGHT--

HE'S NOT EVEN DRESSED YET!

BUD, WHAT'S GOING ON?

LARRY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I DON'T HAVE ONE HINT.

UM...FATHER SHOWED ME A LIST OF YOUR CHARGES, BUD.

42 OFFENSES? DID YOU REALLY DO ALL THAT?

NAH, THEY WANT A SCAPEGOAT.

THEY'RE SAYING I STOLE YOUR DAD'S TRUCK

SO THEY TRUMP UP EVERYTHING I EVER DID SINCE I WAS A KID.

YEAH. JAYWALKING...

JOYRIDING, PARKING TICKETS, THE WHOLE PACKAGE.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT SEX WITH A MINOR?

WHAT WAS THAT?

HONEY, THAT WAS YOU.

SO I COPPED TO IT TO AVOID A TRIAL WHERE

YOU'D ALL HAVE TO TESTIFY ABOUT MY CHARACTER.

LIV, YOUR FATHER, LARRY.

WHY NOT?CAN'T PUT LARRY ON THE STAND.

Karen: MR. AND MRS. DYERSON?

HI, I'M AGENT POLARSKI FROM THE FBI.

AND, UH, DEPUTY KNUDSEN.

MISS DYERSON, I WAS HOPING TO HAVE

A LITTLE WORD ALONE WITH YOUR HUSBAND,

IF I MAY. Inga: SURE.

Knudsen: SURE, MA'AM.

CAN YOU STEP ASIDE FOR THE NICE LADY AGENT?

OK. BYE, BEAR. BYE, HONEY.

SEE YOU LATER.

YOU GOT A KEY FOR THIS? MISS, UH--

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, HI.

I KIND OF THOUGHT THAT YOU DID, BUT...

WELL, I'M THINKING I DO,

BUT THEN I'M ALSO THINKING I, UH--

HIGH SCHOOL.

WE WENT AT THE SAME TIME.

OH, YEAH!

YEAH, RIGHT, KAREN! HI, HOW ARE YOU?

YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT CHUNKY AND SHORTER

WITH THE GLASSES, RIGHT?

YEAH, UH, LISTEN, BUD.

I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR PLEA

'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE IT.

WARDEN SORENSON CAN PUT YOU IN HIS JAIL

FOR THE CHARGES YOU'RE ADMITTING TO.

THE PUBLIC DEFENDER TOLD ME I CAN GET PROBATION,

HAVE ME RIGHT OUT OF HERE.

NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

THE JUDGE CAN HAND OUT ANY SENTENCE HE WANTS.

TELL ME THAT YOU PUT THE TRUCK ON THOSE TRACKS,

AND I'LL PUT YOU IN A SAFE FEDERAL FACILITY

WHERE YOUR LIFE WILL NOT BE IN DANGER.

YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE REAL GOOD.

THAT'S WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT, RIGHT?

WANT ME TO COP FOR THAT TRUCK THING.

I'M SORRY, LADY, YOUR TRICK DIDN'T WORK.

LISTEN, BUD, I KNOW THAT YOU DID IT,

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU.

MA'AM, VISITING HOURS ARE OVER.

YEAH, I'M SURE THAT THEY ARE.

OK, LISTEN.

CHANGE YOUR COUNTY PLEA, OR COP TO FEDERAL.

COME ON. COME ON, MISSY.

SEE YOU IN ANOTHER 20 YEARS, THERE, KAREN.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY HOPE SO.

MISSY...

FOR PRONOUNCING SENTENCE,

THIS COURT-- YES, WHAT IS IT?

MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH, SIR?

NOW, IT HAS COME TO THE FBI'S ATTENTION

THAT DYERSON IS A SUSPECT

IN THE CURRENCY-RUN TRAIN ROBBERY.

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH

THIS PARTICULAR SENTENCING?

OH, COME ON. YOU THINK HE STOLE HIS

FATHER-IN-LAW'S TRUCK IN ORDER TO ROB THAT TRAIN?

ROLF, SHE'S GOIN' OVERBOARD A LITTLE HERE.

PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE, SIT DOWN.

DADDY, DON'T DO THIS.

Swede: ROLF--

SIT DOWN. I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

SIT DOWN.

SIT DOWN!

EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, IF YOU PUT THAT BOY IN SORENSON'S JAIL,

THEN YOU CAN JUST KISS HIS ASS GOOD-BYE.

BECAUSE EVEN TWO WEEKS WILL BE AS GOOD AS A DEATH SENTENCE.

WAIT--WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE NOT SHOWING

PROPER RESPECT FOR THIS COURT.

THIS IS A COURT OF LAW,

AH, THIS IS NOT A SOAPBOX.

YOU JUST TAKE YOUR SEAT LIKE THE JUDGE SAYS.

IS IT LAWFUL TO SHOOT A CONVICT IN THE BACK?

OH, COME ON.

SHUYLER QUINCY DYERSON, THIS COURT

SENTENCES YOU TO 20 YEARS HARD LABOR

IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY.

OH!

WHAT?!

HAND THE CONVICTED OVER TO WARDEN SORENSON.

HA HA!

Bud: YOUR HONOR! THIS IS A MISTAKE!

BUD!

MY BABY!

MY GOD--HER BABY!

SO I GUESS YOU HEARD ABOUT INGA, RIGHT?

YEAH.

I'M SORRY, BUD.

ME, TOO.

MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST.

MAYBE LOSING THE BABY WILL GIVE

ME AND INGA A NEW LEASE ON LIFE,

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?

I KEEP GETTING THESE NOTES FROM THE GUARDS FROM YOU...

I GOT A PLAN, LARRY.

OH, I SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING.

I'M LEAVING, BUD.

LARRY--LARRY?

I CAN TURN YOU IN. I COULD, YOU KNOW.

YOU'D PROBABLY BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF I DID,

'CAUSE YOUR LIFE IS HELL RIGHT NOW, ISN'T IT?

SOMEONE HAS A BIG BAG OF CASH OUT THERE

WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, AND YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS.

YOU GET SHIT ON IN HERE.

AT HOME, YOU'RE THE WARDEN'S WHOOPIN' BOY.

YOU GOT THE ESCAPE FUNDS

BUT YOU'RE SCREWED, LARRY, YOU ARE SCREWED.

I THINK MAYBE YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS, BUD.

I GOT A WIFE AND I GOT A JOB.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S SITTING IN HERE FOR 20 YEARS.

YOU'LL COME AROUND, LARRY.

Guard: DYERSON?

YOU'LL COME AROUND.

WARDEN WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW.

COME ON, MOVE!

GET BACK TO WORK.

HEY! GET BACK TO WORK.

ONE, TWO.

♪ SOMETIMES I FEEL

♪ LIKE A MOTHERLESS CHILD ♪

Swede: AH, THERE HE IS.

WELL, HOW YOU DOIN' THERE, SON?

I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT, YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD IN THAT.

THANK YOU, SIR. HA HA HA!

GLAD YOU STOPPED BY. COME ON IN.

COME ON IN.

YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO--

TO TALK TO YOU SINCE--NO, NO, NO,

SIT OVER HERE IN--IN THE BOSS'S CHAIR.

GO AHEAD, SIT DOWN.

YOU KNOW, ONE THING I LIKE TO DO

WITH THE YOUNG GUYS

THAT COME IN HERE TO--TO GIVE THEM A--

YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE.

EH, YOU KNOW, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

GO TO THE GLADIATORS, HA HA HA!

HEY, YOU KNOW YOU GOT A LOT OF TENSION

IN THESE SHOULDERS, THERE.RIGHT.

THAT--THAT HURT?

NOT TOO BAD.

AH. OK.

YOU KNOW, LISTEN, THERE'S A FELLOW AROUND HERE

REALLY GIVES GOOD MASSAGES.

HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING GUY, WE CALL HIM HANDSOME.

AARRGGH!

I HEARD THE WARDEN GAVE YOU SPECIAL ORDERS

FOR DYERSON?

SAID ANY CON CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH HIM.

ANYTHING THAT CAN LOOK LIKE HE FELL DOWN

A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

BUT EASY ON THE FACE.

EASY ON THE FACE.

ARRGH!

UGGH!

GOOFING OFF AGAIN, LUNDSTROM?

SIT DOWN OVER THERE, COME ON!

YEAH!

AARGH!

AARGH!

YAAH!

MY NOSE RING...

MY NO--MY NO--

GET UP! AAH!

Ned: WARDEN SORENSON, CONGRATULATIONS ON

YOUR NEW TRUCK. I'M--I'M SORRY--

BULLSHIT. JUST GIVE ME THE KEYS.

YES, SIR.

SURE AM GLAD YOU GOT THAT INSURANCE PLAN.

YEAH. SEE YOU LATER.

YES, SIR.

BORN AGAIN.

ANYONE LOOKING FOR A NEW TRUCK?

♪ LOVE

♪ TRUE LOVE IS A TWO-WAY STREET ♪

♪ BUM, BUM IT'S THE HAPPY BEAT ♪

♪ OF A TWO-WAY STREET

♪ I REPEAT THAT LOVE

♪ TRUE LOVE IS A SUGAR CAKE ♪

♪ BUM, BUM IF YOU GIVE AND TAKE ♪

♪ THEN YOUR HEART WON'T ACHE

♪ OR BREAK

♪ I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOU UNLESS YOU KISS ME BACK ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT TO HUG YOU UNLESS YOU'RE HUGGING ME BACK ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT TO HOLD YOU UNLESS YOU'RE HOLDING ME BACK ♪

♪ SO DON'T HOLD BACK WITH YOUR LOVE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE LOVE

♪ TRUE LOVE IS A TWO-WAY STREET ♪

♪ BUM, BUM IT'S THE HAPPY BEAT ♪

♪ OF A TWO-WAY STREET

Larry: AND THEY WERE KISSIN'.

THEY'RE MARRIED WOMEN, WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

AH, FACE IT, BUD.

YOU GOT A GIRL PREGNANT

YOU HAD NO PLANS TO MARRY.

SHE AND HER SISTER WERE JUST PLAYING WIVES

AND HAVING FUN, AND NOW THE FUN'S OVER.

AND WE WERE DUMB.

ANY OTHER NEWS TO REPORT, LARRY,

BESIDES THE FACT THAT WE WERE DUMB?

WELL, MY CAR DIED. FOR GOOD.

SO I'M WALKING.

BUT, HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE

WITH, UH, THE BEATINGS?

ONE DAY AT A TIME.

ONE DAY AT A TIME.

WHAT, LARRY? WHAT IS IT?

I'M IN, BUD.

WHAT?

I'M IN!

WITH YOUR PLAN.

LARRY, YOU BETTER BE SURE ABOUT THIS.

'CAUSE I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH FOR

THE FIRST TIME SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU.

IT'S A ONE-SHOT DEAL.

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY.

IT'LL MAKE THAT TRAIN LOOK LIKE

JUST ANOTHER DAY, PARTNER.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID?

SIR? YEAH.

UM, MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU

PLEASE? MR. SWEDE, SIR?

WHO THE HELL IS IT?

IT'S THE HUSBAND OF YOUR DAUGHTER.

THE HUSBAND OF MY-- HA HA HA!

HEH--HEH--OH, JEEZ.

COME ON IN, GARY.

UM, THE NAME IS LARRY, SIR.

YEAH, WELL...

GARY'S OK, TOO.

HUSBAND OF MY DAUGHTER, SIT--SIT DOWN, THERE.

HAH!

I'M GONNA GUT THAT MUTT...

TODAY.

Swede: ONE THING THAT'S PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON--

ON YOUR FACE IS THAT YOU'RE FINISHED,

IT'S ALL OVER BETWEEN YOU AND MY DAUGHTER.

AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I LIKE THESE OTHER

PUNKS BETTER THAN YOU, IT'S JUST THAT...

NOW I GOT A WHOLE NEW SET OF PROBLEMS,

THANKS TO YOU AND THIS OTHER MUTT.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

I'M GONNA ASK THE JUDGE

TO GIVE YOU A QUICKIE DIVORCE.

YOU GOT THAT?

OK, AND FROM NOW ON I'M GONNA TAKE

ALL MY MEALS HERE IN THE PRISON,

AND THAT'LL GIVE YOU LUNCH HOUR TO

CLEAN MY TRUCK UP.

I'M GETTIN' A LITTLE LONG IN THE TOOTH.

BUT...

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN BEING A LOSER

IS NOT KNOWING WHEN TO CUT YOUR LOSSES

AND GET THE HELL OUT.

CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YEAH.

GOOD BOY.

NOW...I GOT YOUR RECORD HERE...

SOMEWHERE IN THE DRAWER, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

OW!

COME ON!

Larry: LAUTER, BRING BUD DYERSON TO MY OFFICE, NOW!

LAUTER?

BRING BUD DYERSON TO MY--

AH--EH!

LAUTER? BRING BUD DYERSON TO MY OFFICE, NOW!

WAIT. IT'S GETTING BETTER.

AAH!

GOOD PUNCH.

READY TO DIE?

Larry: DYERSON, YOU'RE NEXT.

I'LL SHOOT YOU LIKE I DID HIM.

LAUTER, BRING HIM ON UP HERE, I NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

LAUTER? SHOVE DYERSON IN HERE

AND GO DOWNSTAIRS AND DO A HEADCOUNT.

DO IT NOW!

AND CLOSE THAT DAD-GUM DOOR,

IT'S GETTIN' A LITTLE CHILLY IN HERE.

COME ON, HE WANTS THAT HEADCOUNT.

SIR.

BUD...BUD!

LARRY! BUD!

BUD! LARRY!

OH, MY GOD!

BUD. BUD, I SHOT THAT BIG SCARRED GUY

AND I THINK I KILLED HIM.

IT'S OK.

BUT I'VE NEVER KILLED ANYBODY.

I SHOT THAT GUY. IT'S OK. DON'T CRACK.

I WON'T.DON'T FALL APART ON ME NOW. NOT NOW!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! HEADCOUNT.

OK, SHH, THEY'RE TAKING THE HEADCOUNT.

EVERYBODY'S BUSY, IT'S PERFECT.

NOW'S OUR CHANCE, LET'S GO.

BUD! WHAT ABOUT THE SWEDE?

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

WELL, LAUTER FINISHES THE HEADCOUNT

AND HE COMES BACK UP HERE. AND?

AND FINDS A BASHED-IN SWEDE.

WELL, SO WHAT? HE'S DEAD.

NO, I JUST HIT HIM WITH THE MICROPHONE A LOT.

AND WE'LL ONLY BE A MILE DOWN THE ROAD.

YOU GOT A POINT.

I DO?

LONG!

FRANK!

Larry: LET'S SEE. ALL RIGHT...

Bud: CATCH HIM! CATCH HIM!

GET HIM! SWEDE, GO BACK IN!

TAKE IT EASY. LOAD HIM UP.

LOAD HIM UP? OK.

THERE WE GO--

SIR, HE'S GOT THE HEADCOUNT FOR--

TWO UNACCOUNTED FOR.

INMATE BUD DYERSON,

KITCHEN STAFF LARRY LUNDSTROM.

WARDEN'S GONE, TOO?

I BETTER GO AND CHECK DOWNSTAIRS.

I BETTER GO CHECK DOWNSTAIRS.

HEY, YOU! WAS THAT THE SWEDE IN THE TRUCK?

I THINK SO, SIR.

SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE.

GET OUT OF MY WAY!

WE MADE IT. HAH! WE MADE IT, LARRY!

GOOD JOB. GOOD WORK.

ALL RIGHT!

LARRY? LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LARRY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

LARRY--

UH...

VOMIT.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NOT HERE. COME ON.

THOSE SCHEMING SONS OF BITCHES!

SON OF A BITCH.

EARL! COME IN! EARL, DO YOU READ ME?

IT'S LAUTER!

LAUTER, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

THERE'S BEEN A PRISON BREAK, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

THEY STOLE THE SWEDE AND HIS TRUCK TO DO IT!

Earl: I'LL BE THERE.

Lauter: WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M ON THEIR TAIL FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

I NEED BACKUP!

WHAT'S HE DOING, LARRY?

HE'S WEAVING LIKE US.

I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK AGAIN. NO, NO, NO!

SEE IF YOU CAN CUT 'EM OFF AT WANDER ROAD.

MOVE YOUR ASS!

I'VE GOT THE POOCH, LAUTER.

Bud: WHERE WE GOING, LARRY?

Larry: WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LEFT UP HERE. RIGHT.

NO, LEFT!

RIGHT! HOLD ON! UGH!

LAUTER'S COMING ACROSS THAT FIELD, BUD.

I CAN SEE HIM!

Larry: BUD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Bud: THIS WAY!

WHERE? I DON'T KNOW!

HANG ON, LARRY!

ERR!

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

I'M GONNA GET YOU SONS OF BITCHES!

OH, JEEZ!

AAH! AH!

Both: OH, SHIT!

Larry: OH! Bud: WHOO!

AAH!

BUMP, LARRY--BUMP! LARRY, BUMP!

LARRY, BUMP! OW, OW, OW!

AAH!

WHERE DID YOU PUT THE MONEY, LARRY?

GO UP THIS WAY.WHERE?!

GO THIS WAY!

Lauter: WHERE'S LARRY?

AAH!

EARL.

WHERE ARE YOU, LAUTER?

I'M CURRENTLY STUCK IN JAKE'S SANDPIT,

AND THEY'RE HEADED EAST JUST PAST THE LANDFILL.

I KNOW THAT DUMP.

Larry: GO THAT WAY. THE GARAGE IS UP THERE,

WHERE I PUT THE MONEY.

Bud: OK. ALL RIGHT, GOOD WORK, LARRY.

Larry: THANK YOU.

RIGHT THERE. THE GARAGE IS OVER THERE.

I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

RIGHT THERE.

I PUT IT RIGHT OVER THERE LAST NIGHT,

AND THE MONEY'S IN THAT BARREL.

YES! GOOD WORK, LARRY.

GOOD JOB. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WA--WAIT. WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE SWEDE?

WE'LL FIND SOMETHING TO TIE HIM UP WITH.

WE'LL LEAVE HIM HERE. GO CHECK ON HIM.

MIGHT BE TIME FOR ANOTHER CONK ON THE HEAD, YOU KNOW?

Swede: YOO-HOO.

HA HA! GUESS WHO'S BACK IN TOWN.

SANTA CLAUS.

SHIT.

YEAH. YOU KNOW, I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD.

SOMEHOW, YOU KNOW, MY HEAD HURTS.

AND SOMEBODY GAVE ME A TERRIBLE...

BANG ON THE HEAD.

COULD IT--WAS IT ONE OF YOU FELLOWS

THAT DID THAT?

THAT WAS LARRY.

IT WASN'T PLANNED.

LARRY.

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE A RIDE IN MY OLD TRUCK.

AND, UH, YOU GUYS RIDE IN THE BACK

AND I'LL BE IN THE FRONT SEAT.

WHERE ARE WE GOING, SWEDE?

YOU'VE GOT ME. HAH!

MAYBE WE'LL GO ALL THE WAY TO HELL!

COME ON. COME ON. REAL SLOW, NOW.

REAL SLOW.

OH, TAKE YOUR LAUNDRY THERE.

GO ON.

THAT'S THE STUFF.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO HOP IN THERE, UH,

HOG SNOT. GET IN THERE. GO ON.

TAKE YOUR LAUNDRY WITH YOU.

WELL, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU

A MULTIPLE CHOICE, HERE.

EITHER YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS--

RIGHT THROUGH YOUR SCHNOZ,

OR YOU CAN GO WITH THE TRASH CHARIOT.

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? LEAD OR TRASH?

TRASH? TRASH CHARIOT.

TRASH CHARIOT. TRASH CHARIOT.

OK, HA HA!

AH! OH!

I'LL SEE YOU IN CHURCH!

Larry: WE'RE GONNA GET SQUISHED!

HA HA HA!

OH, SHIT.

HEY! HA HA HA.

HI THERE!

WARDEN...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE GOT WORD YOU WERE KIDNAPPED.

OH, YEAH, WE HAD A LITTLE RUMBLE THERE.

YEAH, YOU GOT A CUT THERE.

Swede: YEAH. WELL, I'M OK NOW.

HELP! HELP!

ARE THERE PEOPLE IN THAT TRUCK?

OH, I WOULDN'T-- I WOULDN'T--

ARE THERE PEOPLE IN THAT--DID YOU PUT--

STOP IT.I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT.

TURN THE TRUCK OFF, WARDEN.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK ARE YOU?

TURN IT OFF! I'M NOT THE GARBAGE MAN.

THEN BACK AWAY. BACK AWAY.

OK. BACK AWAY.

OK.

WHOA!

I'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS LITTLE POPPER HERE,

THAT'S IT.

AAH!

YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR SHOE OFF. FUCK YOU!

I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING WRIST.

Larry: I THINK THERE'S A DOOR OVER THERE.

YOU USED A BAD WORD.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE--MM!

AAH! AAH!

SICK OLD MAN! YOU SICK OLD MAN!

YOU KNOW, THIS IS HURTING YOU A LOT MORE

THAN IT IS ME, AND THAT'S THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE.

NOW LISTEN, DIKEY.

I WANT YOU TO GO BACK HOME TO WASHINGTON

AND TELL ALL YOUR MUFF-DIVING FRIENDS

HOW WE TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS OUT HERE, HUH?

AAH! HUH?

RIGHT, HEH HEH.

OK. OKEY-DOKEY.

Bud: GET US OUT OF HERE, LARRY!

HEY, YOU DINGLEBERRIES!

HA HA HA! STOP IT RIGHT THERE, WARDEN!

HUH? OHH.

ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT AGAIN?

JEEZ--FUCKIN'--

UGH!

I GOT TO SIT DOWN.

AHH...OH, GOD.

OH, BOY. OH, BOY.

I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE THIS WAY.

YEAH. GO.

OK.

COME ON. COME ON.

YOU HURT ME.

I'M GONNA CALL AN AMBULANCE.

LET'S LEAVE IN THIS TRUCK.

OK.

POLARSKI HERE.

LISTEN, WE NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY

DOWN AT JAKE'S GARAGE.

I'M COMING HOME.

YES.

WHAT DAY IS IT?

IT'S FRIDAY THE 19th, WARDEN.

I'M MAD ABOUT MY TRUCK.

YUP.

WE MADE IT, LARRY! WE MADE IT!

WE MADE IT, WE'RE FREE!

WE'RE FREE! WE'RE FREE!

WE ARE FREE! WOW!

COME IN, LAUTER.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE CONVICTS?

LAUTER!

Bud: WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, KID?

Larry: WHERE DID BUTCH AND SUNDANCE GO?

ANDALE, BOLIVIA! HA HA HA!

Swede: LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

OH, LISTEN.

WHILE WE'RE GONNA BE IN HERE FOR A WHILE,

I WANT YOU TO CLEAN UP EVERYTHING AROUND HERE,

ESPECIALLY THAT TOILET.

IT'S BROWN AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING BROWN.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

INMATE SORENSON.

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SIR.

WELL, YOU'RE OUT OF LINE!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? HAH!

HEY, WHO ARE YOU?

YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME?

I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

BUT, UH... I DON'T KNOW,

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU I DON'T LIKE.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, SIR.

YEAH. I'M THE NEW WARDEN.

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

Larry: GOSH, THIS MUST BE THE NICEST

RESTAURANT IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

ORDER A DRINK, LARRY.

WE CAN AFFORD IT.

WHERE IS JUANITA?

SHE'S GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU, LARRY.

FOR ME? YEAH.

OH, LOOK! THERE SHE IS.

AND THERE'S TWO OF HER.

Bud: LARRY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET JUANITA'S

SISTER--VITA.

Larry: SHE'S PRETTY.

MI PADRE.

MI PADRE.

PADRE.

FATHER. FATHER.

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