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Last night...

Eric Colby went overboard.

I know we're all far
from our home cities,

but here on The Odyssey,
you are never alone.

It led me to reevaluate my life,

and it inspired me
to make a bucket list.

And the first thing on it
was to see the world,

and that's why I took this job.

What else
is on that bucket list?

Bucket list item number five...

...have a three way.

Leaner than a bear,

muscular, with some body hair.

What am I?
- Okay.

D-Don't tell me. I, uh...

An otter.
- Wolf.

- Ooh.
- Lean and muscular is the key.

Wolf. Damn it.

Ah, you're doing great.

Not great enough.

Tomorrow this ship
gets commandeered

by several hundred gay men.

And whoever comes
aboard this ship,

I better know the language.
Next card.

Ah, so... this is what Max is.

- What?
- Easy one.

Daddy.
- What? No.

- Ding, ding, ding.
- No. I am not a daddy.

What do you think you are,
then, Max?

I don't know, a jock?
Is that a thing?

Oh, it's a thing. I'm just
not sure it's a you thing.

You know what I mean?
- Oh, well, excuse me.

What are you cool kids, then?

- Uh, masc.
- Femme.

- Twink?
- Twunk.

Silver fox.

Relax. Daddies are in.

They're having a moment,
as the kids say.

Cap's little brother is a daddy.

Yeah. You're all gonna meet
Craig tomorrow.

He and his new beau
are coming aboard.

Oh, the lifelong bachelor
has finally met someone, huh?

That's the word on the waves.

I am so damn proud of him.

God, what that guy
has been through.

I mean, against all odds,
he's...

My little Craig
has landed on his feet,

sober 15 years
and happily partnered.

And who knows what's next?

The pitter-patter
of little feet?

All right, back to business.

Less than 12 hours
before we embark.

Okay, Cap, for all the marbles,

Define Mother.

Mother...

a queen who has style and grace
and elegance

and serves the house down
boots, Mama.

Let's go, baby!

Yeah. That's right.

You heard it here.
- He's a killer.

You heard it here.

Hey.

Is this what it's always like
for you?

All the staring and winking.

It feels very...
- Invasive.

Amazing. I was gonna
say amazing.

- Hello.
- Hi, there. Welcome to Gay Week.

POV... you're having
your first drink on The Odyssey.

It's giving cruising.

Oh, it is giving cruising,
all right.

Ahoy, Daddy!

Oh, did you hear
what he just called you?

- Mnh-mnh.
- Mm, da-da-da-da-da-

da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daddy.

Nope.

Why don't we do this every week?

Honk, honk, mother tuckers.

Marsha D'Penguins is here.

Charmed. Oh.

Ahoy, Capitán. Ooh!

Look at you, serving all
this Naval realness.

Marsha, my God.

Don't you look stunning.

Oh, but, listen, um, could you
keep it down? Not so loud.

Not so loud?

Baby, loud and proud is
the only way I roll, okay, girl?

Yes! Yes.

I get it. But listen,

I booked you
as a surprise for my brother.

You're his favorite queen.

So if you could just keep it
down a little bit

until the show tonight,
on the down low.

Okay. I get it. Quiet.

Discreet.
- Yeah.

Kind of reminds me
of high school.

All right, I got you, bro.

- Okay. Thank you.
- Of course.

Wow.

Thank you.

Two Massey boys under one roof.

That must have been
an epic sibling rivalry.

Well, actually,
it wasn't like that.

You know,
Craig is 10 years my junior.

Our mom wasn't around, and I...
My dad worked nights,

so I basically ended up
raising the kid on my own.

Wow, that's tough.

It was tough.
Kid was a pain in the ass.

But, you know, somehow,
through it all,

and quite by accident,
we became best friends.

I introduced him
to Schwarzenegger.

He introduced me to Streisand.

I wanted to give him my old
G.I. Joes. He wanted Barbies.

You know, after a while, Max,
I just...

I said what the hell.
Go with the flow, man.

I guess it's all just shiny
plastic at the end of the day.

That it is.

A gay cruise?

No, no, no, no,
let me pull up the booking.

This is not right.

You know, I thought there seemed

to be an unusually high
concentration of mustaches.

Uh-huh.
Right here on the website.

"Splash, a playful week
for those expecting."

See? "Love and acceptance,

fun in the sun,
and buns, buns, buns."

Expecting, bun.

It's actually one sentence...
"a playful week

for those expecting
love and acceptance,

fun in the sun, and... "

Buns, buns, buns! Whoo!

Okay, but the events
on the itinerary

are clearly for parents.

Uh, a daddies-only cardio class?

Yeah, this yoga class is called
Werk, Mama.

Yeah, no, it's pronounced,
"work, muh-Maw."

I am so sorry for the confusion.

You're, of course,
welcome to stay,

or I'm happy
to offer you a refund.

I think, honestly,
this just isn't for us.

Kacey, babe...

Don't tell me you want to stay.

In less than a month,
our lives will belong to her.

And I can't wait for that day,

but this vacation will be
the last child-free experience

that we get
for the next 18 years.

The next time that we'll have
this kind of freedom,

it'll be... 2042.

We will stay.

But we want an upgrade,
a-a suite with a... balcony.

I don't want to go full Karen,

but as the only pregnant person
on this ship, we need it.

Yes, the views
are very important,

for pregnancy reasons.

Let me see what I can do.

Skipper.

Oh, my God. Look who's here.

What? Call security.
Who let these beggars in here?

Yeah, like they're gonna
take orders

from your sorry hillbilly ass.

- Oh, my.
- When's the mutiny?

Oh, well, any day now.

Happy to see you, Robby.

You, too, Craig. Welcome.

Oh, this is Avery,
our nurse practitioner.

- How are you? Hi.
- Hi.

And you must be
the famous Brian.

Ah, almost famous.

Brave man.

It's a hell of a job
taking care of this one.

And a thankless one,
but somebody's got to do it.

Better you than me.

I'm honored to meet
my brother's better half

and clearly his
better-looking half.

Ha. Well, not quite half.

Hello, boys.

Hi. I know we're excited, but
look what we forgot in the taxi.

Traveling with an assistant?
That's awesome.

- What would I do without you?
- Mm.

You would burn
like a sun-dried tomato.

SPF. I want it on
before we hit the pool deck.

Both of you. Hi.

Riley is, uh, not our assistant.

He's our third.

Nice to meet you.

Welcome, welcome.

The more, the merrier.

Apparently.

He's our little rebel.

Oh, I read in Conde Nast

there's a seafood buffet
that has five stars.

That's got to be
a mistake, right?

The only thing
that has five stars

is the Costco food court.

Well, the lobster tails
are this way.

And I'll let you make up
your own mind

about how they stack up
against those famous hot dogs.

Oh, good. You're here.
I just wanted to double check.

Have you, uh,
stocked up on plenty of PrEP?

- Yep.
- Good. And doxy PEP?

- Mm-hmm.
- Also, um, extra penicillin

and vitamin drips.
- Yep.

I want the cruisers this week

to have a smooth ride.

Check, check, and check.

May I make an observation?

Of course.

You were awfully cool back there

with the whole throuple thing.

A lot of people
over the age of 40

struggle with this new fluidity,
the new freedom, new rules.

And you didn't.
You were loving and accepting,

and that's pretty cool.

Thank you. I try.

You know, I mean,
I-I really do try.

Do I understand the pronouns of
these young people these days?

Hell no.
But I'm willing to learn.

I'm open. I give respect
and my undivided attention

to two things... the sea
and the human condition.

And what my brother
means to me...

Don't make me cry, Captain.

This mascara isn't waterproof.

Well, if I'm being honest,

I mean, I raised him
'cause I was older,

but truth of the matter is,

he was my teacher.

He expanded my horizons.

He taught me
how to love unconditionally.

But before he got sober?
Oh, God.

It was a nightmare.
I mean, I had sleepless nights.

I didn't know whether he
was gonna live the week or OD

or die in an accident and...

...somehow,

He survived and thrived.

And he's here and happy.

And that's the gift.

Now, do I completely understand
this polyamory business?

Hell no.
But I love my brother,

and I'm... I'm open to learn.

You know, the idea of multiple
partners has been around

since people have had
relationships.

It works for some.

Yes, my brother, the throuple...

does beg the question,
doesn't it?

Which is?

That deep
human condition question...

Can all of my needs
be met by one person?

Good talk.

So, uh, what... what do you
guys do?

- This.
- This.

We're travel gays.

We're The Marks.

On TikTok?

Oh!

Wow. That must be so cool,

you know, seeing all those
places, eating all the foods.

We don't really eat the food.

We'd get fat.
We always bring our own.

Can we borrow yours
for a picture, though?

Oh! S... Yeah, sure.

- I still see your elbow.
- Come here.

We can watch from here.
- Sorry.

And that, my friends,
is the exact moment

that I found out
that a cat is not just a pet,

but also
a great character witness.

And that jello's not
just a liquid, but a substance.

Right, and soft touch
in sports is...

has nothing to do
with my feelings.

So that's where you guys all
met, is, um, playing volleyball?

Yeah, we... we did. We, uh...
It was a gay and lesbian

volleyball, was it league
or team or something?

Yes, volleyball league. We
were... Our team was terrible.

The girls crushed us every time.

It was a nice way to hang out
with people sober, you know?

And then Brian and I met in AA,

and we made eyes at each other
for a whole year.

And no boyfriends
in the first year of AA.

But once I got my year token,
you know, I called him.

But of course,
like most handsome gay men,

he was already spoken for.

Then we...
Then he came over to our house.

We invited him over to the house
one night, and we cooked...

I made, uh, Mom's chicken pot
pie, which he loved.

And he made...
You made, uh, this fruit...

It's like Truman Capote
or something, right?

- Compote.
- Compote?

- Compote.
- "Compost."

And... But it's good. And we
just... We stayed up all night

and laughed. We just laughed,

and we... we found we had so
much in common, all three of us,

that it was just...
It was like we had just, like,

immediate, like,
eclectic energy together.

Yeah, It's...
It's nontraditional.

- Yeah.
- Untraditional. But, you know,

the gays have already rewritten
the relationship rulebook.

Yeah, so we thought we'd
just... we... we thought

that we'd just make
a tiny, little edit.

Right?
- Yeah.

Hey, Craig, you haven't been
drinking, have you?

Ser-Seriously, you're asking me
if I'm drinking?

Yeah, seriously. I mean,
you seem, like...

Happy? I seem happy?

Like I'm having a nice time?
This... We're on a cruise.

Isn't that what you're supposed
to do on a cruise?

Rob, I have not compromised
my sobriety.

I've worked very hard.
- Great.

- Right?
- Good.

I know. Not being judgmental.
I'm just... just asking.

Well, it seems...
It seems a little judgmental.

I know what this is. This...
He used to do this as a kid.

Y-You don't... You don't approve
of my new love situation.

Is that it? And this is his way
of... of, grr, getting me back.

It's a very
passive-aggressive move

that he's done our whole life.

- Babe, babe, he seems cool with it.
- What, what?

He seems really cool with it.
It's actually inspiring

how cool he's being with it.
- Really?

- Yes.
- I'm not inspired.

I know... I know...
I know what he does, this...

Rob, I haven't had a drink
in 15 years!

And tonight, it isn't
any different tonight.

Okay.

Now, they asked for a show.

They didn't know
they were gonna get a show.

Marsha? You got me Marsha?

Marsha.

Rob!

Honey, I think you're supposed
to give her some money.

Oh, uh, yeah, uh...

$20?

Let's get a line in.

Push five milligrams
of morphine.

Tristan, I need you
to get some ice packs, stat.

- Yep.
- On it.

She's inhaled the fumes.

She needs an albuterol
treatment now.

- I got it.
- We could be dealing with

a pulmonary inhalation injury.
If she keeps coughing like this,

she could tear a hole
in her lung.

Ohh.

Okay.

I'll take a listen.

Heads up, Doc.

Okay, take a deep breath.

Big inhale. Exhale.

Stable, for now.

Yeah. Let's prep her
for a CT scan.

I want to take a look
at her lungs,

make sure there's
no permanent damage.

Okay.

Okay. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha,
I have good news.

Your lungs look fine.
There's no permanent damage

to your major bronchus
or your alveoli.

And as for the skin,
they're just superficial burns.

If you'll excuse me,
I'll go update the captain.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Please let this be like
one of those dreams

where your teeth fall out
or something. Like, wake up.

Wake up, wake up.

Marsha, it's gonna be all right.

It's good news.

No serious damage,
just aesthetic.

You don't get it.

Aesthetics are important.

Looks matter.

Like, this week, on this cruise,

I have to look gorgeous
as a girl.

I have to look sexy as a man.

Well, I'm certain
you'll do both just fine.

No, Tristan!

People like you, people
who look the way you look,

you'll be just fine.
You don't get what it's like

to date as a drag queen,
all right?

'Cause... And I know
that everyone, in drag, loves me.

But out of drag, I'm too black.
I'm too fat or too feminine.

I'm too much.

And now on top of all that,
my wig burned on my head.

I look like some
scabby-ass Lord Voldemort.

Tomorrow we arrive
at our first port.

There's this fabulous
little mercado.

How about the two of us
go hat shopping?

- Go ahead.
- Uh, no, no.

- After you.
- Please.

Please, I insist.

I think we need to talk

about what happened.
The other night.

Mm. I'm pretty sure
we made a pact

to never, ever speak about that
ever again

as long as we all shall live.
- We did.

But the fact is,
you two are acting weird.

Like, really, extremely weird.

Aha. Like that.

Look, if you boys are
gonna be such boys about it,

I'll say it.

I had fun.

It was exciting and... hot.

And I know we said it was only
gonna be a one-time thing,

but...
- I had fun, too.

I mean, I've been
thinking about it a lot.

You guys are terrible at pacts.

But what would this
look like, then?

Could look like whatever
we wanted it to look like.

This cruise is full of people,
couples and throuples,

trios and polyamorous
quadrangles finding ways

to make it work outside
the traditional norms and rules.

Do either of you actually
know what the word pact means?

'Cause I'm starting to wonder.
- I'm not saying

that we need to define
or decide anything right now.

I'm just saying we're
capable of feeling happiness,

and that is something
to be grateful for.

Why stop ourselves
from doing something

that makes us happy just
because it feels different?

Daniel?

- Derek?
- David?

David.

Hey. David?

David, it's time to go.

We have beach cardio in 15.

Who's David? I'm Raphael.

Hi.

I'm David.

Let's go. Let's go.

My head is killing me.

Zumba on the beach?
Can we please just get Bloodys?

No. The best way to beat
a hangover is to sweat it out.

Besides, it's Daddy Zumba
where the real cruising happens.

Jesus, it's freezing out here.

Are you wearing bronzer?

To a workout class.
I'm not that gay, babe.

Liar. You look like
Marge Simpson.

- Daddy Zumba starts in 5!
- Shut up. Come on, just hurry.

All right, everybody.

Watch me.

The straight guy
is doing better than you.

All right, now double time!

And hop and double time!

And hop and do...

Stop. Stop, stop!

Babe.

Babe!

Hey, hey, hey.

Ohh, God.

Thank you.

His blood pressure and pulse
are normal,

but he's running a fever. 102.2.

Has he ever had a medical
condition with symptoms

like this, or is he taking
any new medications?

No, he's literally so healthy.
Like, it's kind of his whole...

whole thing.

Okay, Mark, is it?
Let's sit you down over here.

You can lay down, but it's gonna
have to be on your side,

all right?

Guys?

Okay. I'll be right back.

Their skin looks jaundiced.

With that,
with the fever and the nausea,

this could be something
infectious. We should mask up.

Let's finish getting
the complete medical inventory

before we jump to conclusions.

Whatever it is has clearly
spread between them.

Just to be safe...
- It could be food poisoning.

It's not food poisoning, man!

Thank you, Nurse Silva.

With all due respect,
diagnosis is my job, not yours.

Okay, well,
with all due respect, Doctor,

preventing an outbreak
on this ship is all of our job.

Okay, Nurse.

What outbreak is it
that you think

that we're dealing with here,
based upon the limited

information that you've
been able to gather?

Based on their symptoms, based
on their recent travel history,

it could be, uh,
hemorrhagic fever.

It could be Marburg.

- Avery?
- Yeah.

Is there blood in that vomit?

- No.
- So it's not hemorrhagic fever.

And it's not Marburg,
because they'd be presenting

with a maculopapular rash,
which neither of them have.

Are we good?

Max?

You should take a look at this.

Are you telling me you think
you have a patient with Marburg?

And isn't that as deadly
as the Ebola filovirus?

We can't say for certain,
Captain.

We need more information.

The nausea,
the jaundice, the rash,

there are too few things that
present like this. I'm sorry.

Marburg has never even been
seen in this part of the world.

A-Are you agreeing with this?

They're travel influencers.
This is a cruise ship.

I wish I didn't,
but, yeah, I'm with Tristan.

Contagion protocol requires

that we have
a confirmed diagnosis.

And we are not unanimous.

Then you better
get unanimous fast.

I'm going to tell you once
how this goes.

The moment I make that call,
we head to port.

And then
this little conversation

suddenly involves
a whole lot of people.

Quarantine,
homeland security, CDC.

And there is no turning
this ship around,

literally or figuratively.

So what's it going to be?

We could be ground zero
for the next global pandemic.

You know what Marburg does.

It rots a patient
from the inside out.

He's right.

If it got out
that we knew, and we waited?

I need another look.

- How much time?
- 20 minutes.

You have 10. Go.

I'm still the ranking physician
on this boat,

whether you agree with me
or not.

So let's work as a team
and get a confirmed diagnosis.

How do you plan on doing that
in 10 minutes?

Biopsy.

It's the best way to get a clear
picture of what's going on.

A biopsy will take days
to get results back.

Not if it's perioperspective.

We'll get immediate results
under the microscope.

But perioperspective biopsy

requires the patient
to undergo surgery.

That's right. And I wouldn't
have to cut anybody open

if you'd have just done this
by the books.

But now my hands are tied,
so scrub in.

Wait.

Uh, cut who open?

Mark, I understand
you're frightened.

And the truth is, we don't know
what's wrong with you.

But this biopsy is gonna
help us to find out, okay?

Will it hurt? I'm a huge baby.

I'm gonna put you under
with a general anesthesia.

Have you eaten anything
in the past six hours?

No, today was a fast day.

It was just sweet potatoes
yesterday,

and the day before that,
and the day before that.

- Sweet potatoes?
- Yeah, we've been doing

this cleanse for months.
Sweet potatoes have

enough nutrients and calories
to keep you upright,

but they don't bloat
or add weight.

- What are you looking for?
- Hey, Mark,

have you kissed anyone other
than your boyfriend recently?

Kissed anyone?
A kiss is a gay handshake,

so, um, yes.

You can stand down.

It's not Marburg.

Sweet potatoes?

Sweet potatoes.

Carotenosis.

And yes, sweet potatoes
can do it.

The beta carotene,
if you eat too much of it,

it'll turn your skin orange.

As for the rash,
our patients tested positive

for another infectious disease.
Mononucleosis.

Mono?
You mean the kissing disease?

Yes, indeed.

So I put them
on a nutrient drip,

some anti-emesis drugs,

activated charcoal,
the whole nine.

And not a moment
too soon, either.

Any longer, and the patients

could have suffered permanent
brain damage from swelling.

Sweet potatoes. Geez.

Who'd have thought it?

Not me, apparently.

I'm sorry, Max. I...

I should have listened.

Don't ever question me like that
in front of a patient again.

Come on.

Eyes at me.

Now, living and working
in close quarters,

you're bound to lock horns.
It's normal.

It's even healthy sometimes.

But going forward,
I need the three of you

in lockstep sync.

Am I clear?

Yes, Captain.

Captain.

You're way too important.

Thank you.

Wait.

Tristan?

I'm sorry.

I know you were just doing
what you thought was right.

We're good. Hold on.

That was not us.

We got through it, but
we were not working as a team.

Come on in and close the door.

You guys, I can't do it.

I just can't. What happened
the other night was wonderful,

but it's not me.

Maybe I'm too traditional.

Maybe I'm square.
I don't know, but...

I am a one-woman man.

I want to be in a relationship
with one person who I love,

and I want a family.
I want children.

And the captain's right.
When we're not in sync,

we put lives in jeopardy.

And I can't justify that.

Okay.

See you tomorrow.

What are you doing?

Ah, you know,
just getting some sun.

Gotta get that vitamin D.
- Uh-huh.

And all the extra attention
is just... gravy?

You might actually be
a health hazard.

Well, it's a good thing
there's a nurse practitioner

standing by.

You know,
we make a really good duo.

- We make an even better trio.
- Mm.

What do you make of all that,
before? Max's reasoning?

Well, seems like

stroppy Doctor Prudence is,

I don't know,
hiding his feelings

behind some H.R. mumbo-jumbo.

I mean, we were both there.
He was...

- He was.
- Right?

He took this job for a reason,
to let his hair down.

Maybe he just needs
some convincing.

Mm.

Let me help you with your back.

What if you tried
talking to him?

You boys have your dude dialect
I'm not really fluent in.

Yeah. Uh-oh, she knows about
the secret language.

Aves...

Right, I guess I could...
I could give it a shot.

Ah, attaboy.

This was nice.

Hi.

Why would you do that?

It's fuzzy like a puppy.

You can touch
his fuzzy puppy shorts, babe.

I don't get jealous.

No. "Why would you do that?"
is the question

I've been up all night
asking myself.

- Yeah?
- Because as far as I can see,

everything in Craig's life has
been going really, really good.

- Want?
- Unh-unh.

Yeah, my life is...
It's beautiful.

And then it hit me.
Maybe that's the problem.

Do you know what's
almost as addictive as booze?

- No.
- Chaos.

As alcoholics, we become very,
very comfortable in chaos.

We thrive in it.
- Right. Oh.

So you're... what you're saying
is that we...

if... when everything
is going well,

then we sabotage our life,
and the devil comes in,

and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Brian, I'm sober 15 years, okay?

I've read the Big Book, too.
- Yeah, I know.

- I'm just trying to get to the bottom
of this relapse, babe. - Yeah, okay.

Relapse?
- Yes.

Brian, I have...
I have not been drinking.

You've been drinking.

I called Sam at Cheremoya House.

She has a bed for you waiting
when we get back.

What do you say?
- Say no.

I'm not going back to rehab.
I'm not... I'm...

I haven't been drinking, Brian.
I'm not drunk.

Play this out.
This keeps going,

what... what happens next?

It's a downward spiral.

No, this is a downward spiral.

Oh, my...

Oh, my God. Craig?

I need some help here!

Rob, I'm telling you, this...

It's not what you think.

You never listen to me, Robert.

I know. But in my defense,

your whole life, I felt like
I've had to be your brother

and your father and your drill
sergeant all wrapped into one.

But that all changes today.

Today,

I'm your sober buddy
for the rest of this cruise.

and I'm here to listen,
not judge.

Okay, then listen to this.

I swear to you,
I was not drinking.

Okay.

Let's wait for the results
from the doc.

- Okay.
- All right?

- Yeah.
- I have the results right here.

The first thing that we did
is run a blood test.

Are you okay
with me reading the results?

Yeah, yeah,
I'm not drinking, man.

Your blood alcohol content
is way over the limit.

You're 0.12, so...
- No.

I'm sorry, but you, my friend,
are intoxicated.

No.

Robby, I swear to you,
I'm not drinking.

There's something wrong.

I beg of you.

I'm not lying to you.

You gotta help me. The...

It's something else.

Doctor, Riley, Brian,
come with me.

This may sting.

- Your key, please?
- Yeah.

So are we looking for drugs?

Or hidden bottles
of mini bar booze?

Hey, uh, grab his dopp kit.

Uh, Doctor, I think that
there is a policy in medicine

that says when a patient
tells you something...

- Believe them.
- All right,

so we're gonna go on
a little fact-finding tour here.

And see if anything makes sense.

- PPIs.
- It's for acid reflux.

Yeah, he's had it
since he was a kid.

I want to run
a hydrogen breath test.

Holy... Wow,
I've read about this,

but I've never actually
seen it before.

This class of drug, PPIs,
reduces stomach acids,

but in rare cases, over time,

it can lead to a condition
called auto brewery syndrome.

- Auto brewery?
- Yes. Essentially,

the sugars in your blood get
converted into ethyl alcohol,

which causes the patient
to become drunk.

Drunk.

Without drinking.

Leave it to my brother
to find a loophole.

Talk about a free-lapse.
So what's the treatment?

It's quite simple, actually.

We just need to flush
his system out with an I.V.,

pump him full of nutrients,
electrolytes, and anti-fungals.

Good news.

Yeah.

Thank you for believing me.

Brother, I got your back.

Ever since you were little
and forever.

It's my job.

- Damn it.
- What?

Why can't I have a cool brother

who supports me
through everything

and wears cool white shoes
after Labor Day?

Can't all win
the brother lottery.

It's true.
The shoes are really good.

Oh. I'm grateful for you guys.

It takes a village
with this one.

Love you.
- I hate your shoes.

I'm prescribing you
this H2 blocker.

It should temper
the stomach acid

without affecting
your microbiota.

And as far as your blood alcohol
content is concerned,

you, my friend,
are sober as a judge.

How you feel?

Physically, I feel good.

And emotionally? Spiritually?

I used to live a life
that was, uh,

a special kind
of hellish existence.

You know, people assume
that you get sober

because you don't want
that life anymore.

But to tell you the truth,

it finally dawned on me
that I want that life too much.

And part of me
will always want it.

I loved it. I had some fun.

But by the grace of God,

a bigger part of me
wants this life.

I am so full of gratitude.

I thank you, Doctor.

And I'm ready to, uh...

ready to pick up
where I left off.

I think where you left off was
at the top of our water slide,

which, thankfully, is
a thrill with no side effects.

I got two boyfriends.
That's thrilling enough.

Little guy, big guy.

- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

Did you have your talk
with Max yet?

Uh, I, uh...

I-I actually don't want to,
uh, do this now, please.

Oh, come on. Come on.
We all hooked up.

If we're mature enough
to make that decision,

we were mature enough
to have a conversation about it.

I'll just go talk to him.
- No, no, Aves, Aves, stop.

Please. I don't want to do this.

Uh, I-I don't mean
the communicating part.

I mean the doing-it...

part.
I don't want to do this.

Us.

Okay.

When I was a kid...

...my two favorite foods were
chicken tikka masala and crisps.

Potato chips.

And, uh, one day, I went into
the corner shop,

and I saw
that they were making a

tikka-masala-flavored crisp.

And on my mind was blown,
because they were so good.

And every day after school,
I would...

I'd buy a big bag, you know,

and I'd tell myself,
I'm just gonna have a couple.

I'm not gonna have
the whole thing.

And then every day

I would go absolutely mad.

I'd gorge myself.

I'd made myself sick.

Am I supposed to be
the potato chips in this story?

Cap's brother is right.

There are things in this world
that are so good,

you can't just have a taste.

I love you, Aves.

I am in love with you.

But I can't share you.

It's got to be all or nothing.

I thought I could do it.
I really did.

I'm sorry,
but it turns out I can't.

It's making me sick.

Everything good out here?

Yeah, Tristan was just
telling me about these...

tikka masala flavored potato
chip that they make in the UK.

Mmm, yeah.

Out of this world.

Thanks for this trip.
It was beautiful.

I still never had the lobster.

Yes. You missed out.

Babe, you want a mimosa?

Mm, I'm off orange food
and drink for a while.

Suit yourself.

Jared, don't make me
drink alone.

I-I probably shouldn't.

Ah, what the heck?

Cheers. To new friends.

And to not dying.

Cheers.

Y'all, I have come out two times

in my gay and glorious life.

First as a queen,

second as a drag queen.

And tonight, I'm coming out
for a third time...

as a bald-ass drag queen!

- Oh, wow.
- I know.

My water just broke.

Baby.

We're having a baby.

We're having a baby.
We're having a baby.

Hi, yeah, we're having a baby.

All right. Deep breaths,
in and out.

That's good. What's your name?

- Guys, get an arm.
- Kacey.

Kacey, I'm Nurse Avery.

We've got Dr. Max here.

We've got Nurse Tristan
here, as well.

She's coming now.

All right. We're ready for her.

Just breathe with me.

You are 9 centimeters dilated,

and the cervix is fully effaced.

Everything looks great.

Whenever you're ready.

Perfect.

Looking great, Kacey.

Really great. Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.

Good job, Mom.