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♪ I'm tired of losing all my time ♪

♪ and trying to do it well ♪

♪ and falling to the ground ♪

I tell you, man, pizza.

It's the only way to go, without doubt.

It's like sex.

It's that easy.

Oh, explain to me, please. Enlighten me.

Alright. Well, when it's good, It's great, right?

Yeah.

And when it's wrong...

Hmm.

Still is pretty good.

You're an Idiot, Did you know?

Come on, friend, How hard can it be?

You have one food to eat for the rest of your life,

forks...

yams.

Yams?

There is a tribe, I think it's in Africa

that subsists only yam.

Where do you think of this shit?

Hey, I'm just being practical.

Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha!

Come on, bitch.

Aah!

Hey, brady.

Shit!

Oh they go to get.

I swear to god, They will get it.

YO...

I, uh - uh...

That? What it was--

That? Her best friend went to Cabo without her, man.

What I can do?

Did you invite her? You worry too much.

Clairedoesn't she's going to know.

And she won't know, so relax.

Hey guys!

Also, friend, You yourself said it was a big mistake.

Our freshers week was a long time ago for her too, buddy.

I'm going to kill you, d.

I'm going to to kill, man.

I'm so dead.

A reckless life is the only life worth living, friend.

♪ This is not a camelot

♪ thinking that the world it would be your ands

small cake.

Hey where is it my Annabelle? Hey.

Perfect.

5 days on the lake

and the wild woman is going to start coming out.

5 days on this lake, then We are going shopping in a big way.

That's the deal, honey.

Fresh air,

all this water

it's going to make you some crazy things.

Hmm.

I'm going to make you an outdoor girl.

I don't believe it.

Go back to Kansas, man. Get out of here.

Get out of here.

♪ No promises

♪ of love or money

♪ no

brady.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh it's so good to see you.

Yeah.

This trip it will be very fun.

I know. It's going to be wonderful. I can not wait.

Welcome to lake sobek. I am your host.

Spike, how are you? , friend?

Her name is princess

and beware with that bow.

♪ Baby

Excuse me.

Claire!

Brady.

♪ Baby

I thought you said that he wanted to be with me.

Relax, sunshine.

You always got me.

Ick.

Prefer suck a trout

Did you miss me?

You know it. Hmm.

♪ Your lucky day

♪ uh-huh

♪ your lucky day

Ahem.

Duncan, I didn't know what were you going to...

Good to see you too, Claire.

Hello everyone, This is Claire.

Duncan, she and I went together to high school.

Brady has talked to me a lot from you.

Even the juicy stuff?

There are no juicy things.

Ha ha ha! But we are just starting, right?

Oh wait a minute, wait a minute.

Nobody's starting no damn thing around here

until we arrive to a decision.

That?

Now, who exactly...

Are you buying the beer?

Whoo!

Beer! Beer! Beer!

Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!

Beer! Beer! Beer!

So are you from here?

Yeah. All my family.

Yeah. I have relatives from all these parts.

Yeah well I'd shut up If I were you, man.

My relatives gave us a great rest in boat rental,

So keep it up, boy.

Uhh!

Kit, help me please.

Coming to rescue, darling.

Guys, we could use a little help.

Hey.

You all could help me showing me a small ID.

there you go.

Now look, children

I know why you are here.

Party time.

Ha ha ha.

Hell, I used to do that myself.

Incredible , you found the time

what with all the pig shows

and tractor pullers and such.

Ahem.

Are...

do you want to pass your vacations

looking at the lake through a series of bars?

No sir.

I do not believe it.

Now, everyone makes sure that whoever drives their rig

is sober, you got me?

Last year, a bozo passed by here

went jet-skiing after a kite...

He crashed directly into a boat.

There wasn't much left of the

but my men could scrape it enough

out of propeller to know

that I had a bac of 0.25.

We will have Be careful, sir.

Well.

Now, spring break It's a vacation for your children.

For me?

That's my high season

so try take that into account.

Yes sir.

You got it.

Well then...

princess,

do not bother to the good sheriff.

You better put that fluff ball with a strap.

We do not like it that man, right?

No no.

♪ Why

♪ over and over again

♪ it will be something strange for you and me ♪

♪ why

♪ we all feel small and thin ♪

♪ when be that time again ♪

♪ why

♪ over and over again

♪ it will be something strange for you and me ♪

♪ why

are you having a good time?

Yeah.

Well. Well.

¿ Did you have to bring Duncan with us?

Claire

I really don't want to get involved in the middle of this

between you two.

Believe that he is an idiot.

He's not that bad.

Not even You've given him a fair chance.

He's pretty cool.

He got you expelled for cheating, honey.

That was partially my fault, and you know.

We talked about that.

I'm sorry.

Am...

I'm pissed off, You know?

I love you at school with me.

And I'll be there.

12 more units,

and then I can transfer.

I love you a lot, darling.

You do?

Yeah.

Just do me a favor and keep Duncan away from me.

this week, okay?

You got it.

Give me a hug.

Hey, brady,

Come on man we're doing body shots off of Sunny.

Come on.

No way.

Hey, get lost, man.

Bad moment. Let's go.

See you. That?

Get lost.

You do not have have to tell me twice.

Gentlemen,

prepare for takeoff.

Ready, Houston.

A little lick for the man

a woody giant for the humanity.

On my account, okay? Alright.

3, 2, 1.

Hit to the body. Hit to the body.

Ow! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Hmm.

Hmm.

You're next, baby.

In your dreams.

Aww.

What's wrong man?

I 'm getting dizzy.

Do you want a shot of tequila?

Disgusting.

That.

That.

That.

Aw, man.

♪ Am I that stupid?

♪ Am I blind what do you do? ♪

♪ Psychotic human

Hey. Hi guys.

Guy.

I would like make a toast

to equip to make reality this weekend.

Yeah! Hurrah!

Whoo!

To equip!

Yeah!

Yay, yay.

Have to make an announcement.

I'm really screwed.

I'll drink to that.

Surely Miss Charlie it's not going to come out

on these trips with us.

And the poor ladybug is all backed up again.

too much fiber.

I swear, she was eating these things last week,

and she seemed wood chips.

Yes. Damn fiber it is of no use.

It just gets into your colon. and turns to stone.

Closing that tannery

almost killed old Charlie.

And now with ladybug and the fiber...

ahh

The man hardly goes out anymore of the house,

that with that poor shocked.

Oh...

animal rights sucking cocks.

This is one hippie shit

The tannery kept this town afloat.

Now look at it.

And that is a fact.

Well, I'll be damned.

It must be from giant Carolina swamp eater,

don't you think?

This damn bird closed the tannery.

It is assumed that they are really in danger.

Hey.

Good...

fly away, birdie.

Fly!

Hee hee!

What was that?

Guys, that was the creature from Lake Soek.

The creature from lake sobek.

Joke all you want.

Friend, you are so full of shit.

God.

Alright, I'm going to get an insect repellent.

This is ridiculous.

Oh, bring me some fries.

Oh and a couple of dog biscuits.

Yeah? No.

That mosquito juice It's turning bad.

That insect repellent It's going to make me vomit again.

Now this is for the blind salamander.

Are you hungry, Harvey?

Well I think could eat.

Well, bite this.

It doesn't have meat.

Oh!

You idiot!

Relax, friend.

OK ok ok. You win.

I think it was a foghorn.

Hey, shh, shh. Shh.

Look, Kit has this story

and she will die if we don't let her tell it.

It doesn't matter, guys. I don't think you guys can handle it.

Come on man, tell your story.

We want to hear it.

Okay, first, let me start saying

I did not invent none of this, okay?

Is completely true.

Oh.

And... it all happened right here ...

right in that old hotel, just there.

This is a surprise.

Look, the guy that he built it

It was this guy with the name by harlan clemens.

Oh.

Harlan Clemens? Wait a minute.

Isn't that the Mark Twain's real name or something?

No no.

See, he mattered this huge crocodile...

a flat dog.

Ok, you are me losing here.

Well, that's what Africans call the Nile crocodile.

UH Huh.

Anyway,

the crocodile was supposedly a descendant

of which the pharaohs led to battle.

Giddyap, little alligator.

Shut up, okay?

Be quiet.

My point is,

this boy harlan

set up a sanctuary for this monster.

I mean, practically started a sect.

He thought that he could use this beast

to harness the powers

of the old Egyptian crocodile god Sobek.

lick my hairy right.

So...

so...

listen. Then the townspeople

they are about to throw Harlan from town

by his non-Christian customs.

So something miraculous happened.

The monster laid eggs.

Who knows How did she get pregnant?

Aw, can we move fast?

to the flying guts And the assholes or something like that?

you are wading a lot of nonsense.

Look, no, guys, look, It's true, man.

My grandmother raised me with this story, okay?

It happened when she was a girl.

So...

harlan takes the eggs

and she shows them off in the hotel lobby.

But then one day,

her 8 year old son he got angry.

He brought them a croquet mallet

and he crushed them all.

Sick as fuck.

And everything they found of him after that

It was his hand.

Now...

from time to time,

the crocodile returns to hotel,

and feasts on 8-year-olds playing croquet.

Good story, friend. Good story.

Don't laugh, man.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

It's true.

TRUE! TRUE!

We take shots every time the kit says "it's true."

Baby.

Listen, I don't mind

if you think that Is this funny or not?

but you already know, they say

what of Occasionally

she will go up to the hotel still looking for her balls.

In fact, she does about 10 years,

some children disappeared from this same place.

Right here?

I imagine they were sitting around the fire like us

but they continued listening to things

Know?

and the creature just came out of the shadows

with his yellow eyes

and his scaly skin all covered in barnacles.

with those eyes so alone ...

that only paralyzes you, You know?

You can't move.

And then you sit there waiting for the inevitable...

that horrible destiny what awaits you

as it gets closer and more

and closer.

Aah!

Get along, little sunny.

Hoo hoo!

Get off of me.

It works all the time.

Whoo!

We like boys to look good.

If you know, They burned it when I was a child.

I remember that the sky was a bright red.

You could see it from our house in the city.

My dad,

he really loved that.

He did?

They closed it in 1903.

Some pretty crazy stuff they happened there.

Local legend says so

that he white marble lobby

It was stained with blood.

I mean, it covered all.

Serious body count.

and it is said that he has been cursed ever since.

Whoo!

Are you taking notes? Are you taking notes?

Whoo! Yeah! Landing.

It was not my fault. Shut up, man.

What's happening, dear?

Hey kit, come here, man.

Look at this fruit.

Hey brady!

Hurry up man.

2, 4, 6, 8,

shake, shake, shake, shake.

Whoo!

That was for you, Duncan.

Oh yes it is.

Oh I got it!

Success,

that's the way that we spell success.

Well she has some basic spelling skills.

Vocab too.

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Haha!

Come on, little ones soccer stars . Come on!

Tenure! Tenure!

Brady!

Whoo! Brady, show me your butt!

Come on, good boy.

Yes. Pull my pants.

Uhh! Uhh!

Honey, do you see something?

Deep down, it is a powerful hunting dog.

Hey Hey hey, Hey Hey hey.

No Look, man.

It's no big deal.

Oh!

Stop.

Stop, man. Be quiet.

Aah!

Jesus!

Man, what are you thinking?

you should have seen your faces, man.

Idiots.

Princess!

Kit, will you bring her?

Oh...

princess!

♪ Princess

where is the dog?

Princess.

Hey!

Come here, pup.

Look at this, man.

Talk about getting laid.

Yeah, that's, like, of an ostrich or something like that.

Or a beaver.

Hey hey, boys, boys

You should leave those things in peace, okay?

Oh yeah. Who brought dad?

Hey Duncan, there's a living creature

inside there, OK?

Grow.

Look this creature.

Elephantiasis of the nuts.

Is that an egg in your shorts?

Or are you just happy to see me?

Oh! Oh!

You are idiots, in Serious.

That's not cool.

What, I'm not your type?

Be a big boy, Duncan.

Oh no.

That's wrong, friend.

Thank you.

Where is the princess?

will you let that she is a dog?

Kit, you could drown.

I, sunny.

Hmm?

That was in my crotch.

You're an Idiot.

Know, I can't believe you both.

For all you know, that one could be an endangered species.

You know, claire,

the egg is a symbol of fertility.

Maybe I'll find it threatening.

Heh. Nice.

Princess.

Look to you.

You are a disaster.

Come on. We are going to clean you

You are a bad, bad dog

to eat those nasty eggs.

Well, today nothing more than the usual troublemakers.

Let's go back.

Sheriff, keep an eye out for Harvey and Arnold.

They went fishing, They haven't returned home yet.

About.

Roger on that.

Looking of 2 fat fishermen

passed out on a case of beer.

Hey!

You're crazy for a barrel?

Ha ha ha!

Party time!

Now, you can start showing me proper identification.

Come on in, brother.

Better put that one fluff ball with a strap.

Guys, wait for me!

Are you sure?

No no no!

Baby, baby, baby!

Hungry, Claire?

HE brings a backpack tortilla.

Over there.

Hey what are you doing, man?

Nothing!

You guys are being real idiots, they knew it?

I'm serious, man.

Come on ... Yeah.

Very good, The party can now begin!

Is my girl having it good?

Of course, it's me.

It's a kind of zoo, You know?

It's not exactly a romantic paradise.

brady, You worry too much.

I am here with you. That's what matters.

And I like your friends. Annabelle is a sweetheart.

You know, the whole thing Duncan...

Look, forget it.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Seems a good place.

Alright.

Ok, then, remind me...

hubs is - hubs is in your bedroom.

No.

Kit and Foster They are in my bedroom.

Hubs is in bio with me.

Oh bio. And sunny?

She is only a friend by Duncan.

I think she has something for you.

That? No.

She is totally in love with you, Brady.

Claire, you're just imagining.

Look, I'm not jealous. I think it's something nice.

I do not know what you are talking.

How could I not?

Look at those blue eyes. Hmm?

These eyes are just for you, darling.

Oh, to Sometimes you are a cheese ball.

Come here.

Wait.

That?

This is a perfect moment.

what are you about talking

Listen to the wind. And the trees.

Gods so beautiful here.

and I'm here with my perfect boyfriend.

Well you're right in that.

We don't have many of these moments.

We have to savor them.

That is what I try to do.

What was that?

Nothing.

Uh oh.

It's Kit's monster.

Smooth dog.

That?

Smooth dog. That's his name.

No, no, it's not like that what's his name.

So it he called.

He was a flat dog.

Okay, well, okay.

Smooth dog?

Do not make fun of me, Brady.

For for. What about our perfect moment?

You can't just create one. It has to happen.

And you've ruined it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Are you sure about that?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Brady, what if? does anyone see us?

Claire, there is no nobody here.

Are you sure?

Absolutely.

Arrooo!

Friend, you have that ash for all my lap.

Nothing bad. Nothing bad.

Ha ha ha!

Sunny, are you looking some action, darling?

You drink too much, sunny.

You drink too much.

What an idiot.

Come on, that's enough.

Come on, sunny. It is time to sleep.

Let's put you right here.

Oh.

You are my hero. HE.

Hey, look at it. This is my boyfriend.

Ohh I'm sorry.

Are a good person.

there wouldn't be done if he had known.

Arrested!

what are you about talking

She is completely drunk.

What are you talking about Brady?

It was just one time.

Ha ha ha! Yes of course.

That?!

Here it comes.

Oh lo lo! Ooh!

From the bottom up, man.

Sorry.

Shit.

Claire

Oooh.

Claire Come on.

Let's enlighten this, man.

Finds another place to sleep.

Not seem be too difficult for you.

Claire...

that?!

take me back to the city tomorrow.

Now leave me alone!

Hmm. Oh.

Look at this. Look at this.

Look to you, small exuberant.

Ha.

Oh, daring too?

you drink too much , sunny.

Hey, help me.

Shall I pick it up? You pick it up.

It's all you, man. All you, friend.

You help me, I'll help you.

How are you going to me Help, Sunny?

Oh!

Hold on, hold on.

Hey kit, Will you help me?

Have bride.

Gentlemen, it seems we have a winner here.

Hubs? What's up brother?

Hubs, come on, man.

I say we throw it in to the lake, man.

Oh, leave it sleep, man.

Yeah.

Oh. Man, that was a dramatic ending.

Now if you throw up on my sweatshirt, It's your butt.

Oh man.

Brady.

Hmm.

Brady.

Hey.

Hello.

Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Equipment!

Duncan!

Aw, man.

Where we are?

Aw, man. Incredible.

Equipment!

I can not believe this. Damn.

Princess!

So do we push it into deeper waters or what, man?

We're just going back, OK? No problem.

Need go back to the city.

We will get out of here In no time, guys.

Shit, foster! Did you pee in this bottle?

Haha!

Oh Lord!

have you had something worse than that.

Damn son of a bitch!

Oh damn, man!

We will have to clean the entire system.

Oh captain, my captain...

you really have us fucked here, man.

No no, Don't blame me, okay?

The last person to get on the boat.

he was supposed to check the mooring.

That's the rule.

What rule? Says who?

Is a standard navigation rule, idiot.

Do we look like standard fucking boaters to you, man?

Hubs was the last on turning on, right?

Yeah, Come on hubs!

Hubs?

Hubs!

Hubs, come on, man!

Come on hubs!

Shit, guys, I don't think that's the focus

did I ever come back to the boat last night.

You're right.

The last time I saw, Her face was planted on the beach.

Excellent. So we left it there.

Or he left us. He unhooks us like a joke,

and he went off to bone some skeezers or something.

Oh boy, hubs. Put that pipe on, boy.

Okay, bye, guys. I'm walking back.

No, look, Claire, You can't go, okay?

Look, I have no idea where we are.

There must be at least 30 miles of mudflats out there.

I say we are stuck.

Alright! Now, who wants a Bloody Mary?

It's like you're reading my mind

Double coffee Concentration will work fine.

Princess!

C'mon darling!

Hey...

Do you want to go for a walk? try to fix things?

Cut your losses, brady and leave.

Come on, Claire. Do not be like that.

No!

Hold on for a second.

There is a car In the water, George.

Turn around. Let's go down and take a look.

Hmm.

Hey, Claire Bear.

Not now, Duncan.

Have you been crying?

No, the wind alone bothers my contacts.

Just leave, okay?

Calm down, okay?

I'm playing the role of Worried guy here.

Well really I'm not in the mood, okay?

Aren't you even In the mood for a little revenge?

Sweet Revenge?

Against brady or sunny?

Depends how you look at it, i guess.

I was thinking maybe you and I could... you already know.

No, i do not do it.

If you can.

Hit monkeys, knock boots,

make the beast with 2 backs?

Are so disgusting!

That may be, but you have to admit

It would be perfect.

You would take revenge on him, You'd have some fun in the process.

What are you saying? Hmm?

Yeah?

You know, I have to congratulate you.

I really didn't think that he could go down more

But, surprise, Duncan, you did it.

Yes, I do.

You're a Total fucking scum.

Well, I do my best.

Get out of here before I kill you.

Okay, you got it.

Only remember...

the offer - tck-- It's on the table.

Motherfucker.

Oh!

Brady Turner You're an Idiot.

Uh, it's not like out to bite

Sunny. I don't--

I just wanted to say I'm sorry about last night.

I didn't mean to...

HE. HE.

Duncan said that you really loved me

to accompany me In this travel.

All this has been a disaster.

Really I want to like him.

I do, but...

Shh.

Do not say anything.

Good?

You're crazy?

Do you want them to kill me?

Maybe.

Get out of the water!

Aah!

Get out of there! Oh Lord!

Are you telling me that you like them Those dirty skeezers?

What's up with that?

You understood it well.

I'm telling you, man, how much dirtier the better.

I thought we were fixing things, You know?

I thought that everything was great.

There is nothing that want to say.

All I want to do is get out of here.

This is disgusting, man, but we can fix it.

I really hope that the accessory is not bent.

Not well.

Run! Run!

Yes, yes, I know.

She could use some sucking in this baby.

Where is that bitch sunny?

I mean, do you think he really likes it?

No. She's a whore.

Go! Go! Go!

Aah!

You are a dirty boy, foster.

That's right.

Clarify that. I'll get it started.

Alright.

Aah! Oh God!

Keep going! Keep going!

Very good, Foster, stay away from accessories!

I'm uploading it!

Go for it!

How she looks?

She's not well, brother.

Almighty God.

Guy!

Stay away from the ship!

Duncan, get out of the water! He is behind us!

That?

Duncan, come out!

Get out of the water, man!

Duncan, in serious, man!

Yes, that joke has done to death.

Get out of the water!

Guys, let's go!

Oh Lord.

Aah! Aah!

Duncan, get out of the raft!

My God, help me!

Shit!

Oh shit, man!

Oh man, he's a damn dinosaur, everyone!

Get away from there!

What the hell Was that it, man?!

Oh shit! Oh!

Oh Lord.

What the hell let's do?

Jesus Christ.

Take it easy.

Oh my God, it's coming!

Oh shit, he's coming back!

Guys, come down ship's!

My God, guys! Leap!

Foster, get the axe!

Oh Lord.

Aah! Shit!

Princess!

Grab the axe, man!

Shit!

Hey Claire! Guys, get off the boat!

I have this one damn dinosaur!

Aah!

Annabelle!

Help me!

No!

What are you doing?

Claire! Help!

Equipment!

Annabelle, Come on, I got you!

Hold on tight! Come on!

Okay, we got it!

Aah!

Leap!

Very good, we have to jump! Come on!

Alright.

Aah! Leap!

Aah!

Aah!

Come on.

You guys, come on!

Come on! Where is Foster?

Kit, let's go!

Hurry! Hurry!

Guys, let's go!

Oh! Oh Lord!

Foment!

Foment! Foment!

Foment! No!

Foment! Oh God!

Oh shit!

Oh Lord!

Where is the?! Oh Lord!

Oh Lord! No!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Ok what is it going?

Princess, come on!

Princess! Come on!

What place.

One of you does it come out here?

Lester? Shurkin?

That?

Lester, you...

You better take care of that.

It's no big deal'.

They just don't like it when you brush their teeth.

Do they lack something, guys?

what are you about talking

Are you sure one of your alligators didn't take a little vacation?

Oh you know we keep 'em good closed.

What's left of them. God bless you.

It seems that mom let go.

Shurkin!

I told you, keep him out of here!

Shurkin, you should come see this.

Do you have a search warrant this time?

I have a nest of broken crocodile eggs and 2 dead fishermen.

I have enough for close you forever.

and of what Is that going to help you?

This is not an alligator egg, sheriff.

It's something much worse.

A crocodile.

And one angry that's why.

Gator, crocodile, what is the difference?

Shit!

Did you see the size of that damn thing?

We have to keep moving!

What the hell was that?

Come on!

It was that damn crocodile, man.

That was just an old story.

Oh yeah, what do you think that he killed Foster?

He's going to kill us.

Aw, come on.

He's going to kill us all.

Stop and listen. Where exactly are we going?

Kit, please.

That's an alligator egg, sheriff.

If he had tried that with a crocodile,

let's say you would do a tourniquet

around the stump where my arm used to be.

I would say that we are looking, huh...

20 feet, maybe more.

We all know who he is.

Shurkin, are you still counting that old story?

He knows.

You could say that he has a history of the flat dog.

That is the God's honest truth.

That Egyptian crocodile destroyed my grandfather.

and my daddy

Well let's say

I've been waiting my whole life to even the score.

Damn it, Shurkin, That would be 100 years ago.

96 to be exact. Damn, that's nothing.

Crocs live to 100, 150 years, easy.

Sheriff, This is office. About.

Sheriff, this is dispatch. Do you copy?

Clark here.

We just received a call by Stanley Bickerman.

He says he needs to see you.

He says it's urgent. About.

He will need all the help that he can get, partner.

A crocodile that size, grab you with its 3 inch teeth,

Drag you underwater until your ears burst.

Just when you're going to drown

will start to rotate.

Round and round.

Call the death list.

Coming soon, all the joints of your body

everything is dislocated.

you are alone a little meat.

Then she will swallow right there

or get under some root and wait for you to soften.

Are you trying to scare me or are you offering to help?

I'm not offering shit, sheriff.

I am exercising my birthright.

But without me, That monster will eat everything in its path.

Lester, what about you?

Ah, I have to stay

It's time to feed.

Keep moving, okay? Keep moving!

Please stop yelling.

Come on, we have to go.

What if that thing is really magical?

That means we are not safe.

Oh please could you be more stupid?

Okay, Don't yell at him, Duncan.

She's not the one who left us stuck in the middle of nowhere!

Can we move already?

Cold man! We need your help!

OKAY?!

There is an access road that borders the lake.

Quentin's Way.

Can you take us there?

Of course!

You better know what the hell you're doing, man.

Come on!

Come on, it's okay! Come on!

Shit! Decelerate.

Oh hello.

I'm sorry I dragged you away up to here this way.

He did not know what else to do.

I got what I could with the Web.

I'm sure there are still some out there.

I...frankly, I don't have the stomach to look.

Oh, ho ho, christ!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

That's a crocodile, it's good.

Do you mind, sheriff?

Forward.

It takes a lot to cut a column.

You see, the teeth of a crocodile interlock.

They close with 40 tons of pressure.

I can't tell you how bad it is This is it, sheriff.

Ho ho. You do not have to do it.

You have no idea.

You see, a crocodile usually finishes his meal.

She is not doing this because she is hungry.

She's on a rampage.

Whoever messed with the eggs she went crazy.

I guess we'd better head back to the station and grab our weapons.

The biggest ones you have.

Flat dog! Flat dog!

Flat dog!

Get out, get out wherever you are!

You have been very, very badly!

killed all those innocents.

God bless his immortal souls.

Where are you, flat dog?

Oh, there you are.

I've been looking for you.

I came to ask you a favor.

If you could do me a favor

and eat these smelly chickens, and then...

Shurkin and the sheriff are out to get you .

So do me a favor and hide strong

and then when they are not looking,

get them both.

I'm sick of shurkin.

I'm fed up of all his curses.

Oh, and also, if he dies, I stay with the farm.

And I swear to God that I will treat your relatives well.

I really will.

So here, just go and eat the son of a bitch.

Wait!

Come on!

Eater-be-gone, someone?

Aah! Oh shit!

Stop being so baby!

Well, it hurts!

¿ Could they just leave it?!

Ok, we have to keep moving!

Fuck, My contact.

Oh Lord!

we were attacked by a huge creature

and you are worried for some blisters

and dirt in your eyes?

Up yours, asshole!

I can not walk!

If you can!

God, someone help me!

OKAY! OKAY! I'll help you!

Come on! Come on! You can do it!

Come on!

Come on!

I have had some Bad spring break.

'92 was crazy, but Jesus Christ!

Shh.

You feel it?

She's out there, expecting.

What she doesn't know is that by the time she's done tonight,

I'm going to have a new trophy on my fireplace.

God, I hope so.

I hate that place.

Every time I see that, I get goosebumps.

Yes, it is evil, it is good.

Anywhere that houses that crocodile demonic is evil.

Amen.

This sucks!

I survived 19 years in New York City.

Murderers, rapists, muggers, whatever.

And now it's going to eat me a fucking monster?

Annabelle, why don't you Do you take all the depth?

and push it in your butt already?

Leave her alone, Duncan.

Oh God, guys, I can't walk, really.

We do not have choice.

Shh. Shh. I heard something.

Shh.

Where is this damn road anyway, man?

Shh shh.

Kit, what? where's the way, man?

It's another mile or two.

Why don't you admit it?

You have no fucking idea where we are?

Yeah well why not You guide us then, eh?

Well maybe I will, moron!

You could shut up, Duncan?

Blow me!

I'd rather die.

You know, at this rate, you could do it.

Fuck off!

Why don't you know Do you two recover?

What, you're going to cheat your way out of this, Brady?

Kit, are you sure we're going in the right direction?

I think so.

Oh, that sounds promising.

Boys, boys, boys, do not do it.

That damn thing It will catch us.

Guys, guys, calm down.

Shh.

Well. It's okay, guys.

Guys, I'm not waiting to see what that was.

Jesus Christ!

Have to keep us united.

Very good, let's go. Let's go.

How much longer?

Aah!

Shh shh shh shh.

Let it go, guys.

I saw her, you know.

Oh really?

On one of the many hunting trips he I did with my dad

looking for her

The majority of them they come to nothing.

but this day

She got up from the swamp,

all full of scars and covered in barnacles.

And then what happened?

Oh she got up with a mighty roar.

She fixed her yellow eyes in my dad.

And she fired her shotgun directly next to her.

She never She took her eyes off him.

She had it fixed in a look of death,

and the bullets didn't mean nothing for her.

When she decided to leave

the water around exploded.

She has left.

what a story You have it there, Shurkin.

2 days later,

my dad went out to check his traps.

He never returned.

Now, people in town say it's because he ran off with some fucking whore.

I know different.

I do not see a way, man.

Come on.

Kit, we've been here. We go in circles.

Because it is not surprising?

Shut up, man.

Oh God.

Uhh! Yuck!

Guys, We go in circles.

Wait wait wait. Don't give up, sunny.

Jesus.

Aah!

Idiot!

What is your problem, bitch?

This is all your fault, Duncan.

Oh! I'm not the genius who let the houseboat drift away, OK?

That was a beautiful captain's kit

Did you know? Leave my boyfriend out of any resentment

you have against your friend's girlfriend.

Or your boyfriend's girlfriend, whatever it is.

What the hell is do you suppose that means?

As if I had than spell it.

Calm down.

You're doing it right?

Yes, excellent.

Listen, Claire, I'm sorry.

brady, Please don't start, okay?

Look, I just need you know that I...

you know, I don't know anymore It's just about us.

You already know, If Duncan had never handed me that cheat sheet in class,

nothing of this would be happening.

Wait a minute. What is that supposed to mean?

"It's not about us anymore "?

There is something that I ...

Hate Tell you, Brady, but...

let's go out from here alive, okay?

Oh Lord! Princess!

Princess, Come on, come back!

Princess! Princess!

Princess!

Princess!

Aah!

Get out of my way!

Hurry!

Oh Lord!

Oh Lord!

Run!

Oh! Shit!

Shit!

Go! Go!

Go!

Where are you?

Brady, where are you?

Brady!

Sunny!

Sunny?

Guy?

Guy!

Wait! Wait!

Come on!

I can't keep up, kit!

Come on, Annabelle!

Wait!

Oh Lord.

Brady!

Princess!

Oh, come here, darling.

Oh, you're fine. Come here.

Oh. Good girl. Come on.

Kit, wait!

Aah!

Sunny!

I'm going to die!

My foot! Someone help!

Sunny!

Sunny!

Help!

Please, I'm going to die!

Sunny! Sunny!

Oh Claire! Claire, Please Claire, help me!

Stay down! Don't worry. Stay down.

Stay down. Don't worry. Don't worry.

Be quiet. Don't worry.

Please help me.

Please. God, please help me.

Sunny, stay down.

Sunny, shh. Sunny, quiet.

Don't worry!

Aah!

Sunny!

Sunny, no!

Oh God.

Aah!

No! No!

Sunny!

No!

Come on! Come on!

Where is it sunny?

Sunny is dead, guys.

She has left.

No no no no.

Neither You didn't even know her!

She'll catch us.

She'll catch us. She'll catch us.

Look.

Oh Lord. It's Quentin's road.

Is a fucking miracle!

Is that - is that?

Equipment?

Okay let's go! Alright!

Open it.

Go Go, go Go.

Come on.

ooh! ooh!

Yeah!

Oh Lord.

Oh Lord.

Oh.

Thank God for the Uncle Bob's General Store, man.

Let me get water, man.

Duncan, warn me, man.

Oh water! Oh!

Come here, darling.

Hey, listen, kit, it from before, man...

it's OK man.

I'm asking for help.

I have to wash my face.

Oh, typical.

It has arrived at the Lake Soek County Sheriff's Department.

Kit, what? Where is the restroom?

I think it's around here. Come on.

Like a giant walking mosquito bite.

Yes, more like a giant walking baby.

Oh, Jesus, look at this. I broke my nail.

I'm waiting.

Ahh. Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo.

Imagine if we had this!

Or this.

Be carefull with that, friend.

Sheriff's Department. Is this an emergency?

Yeah, It's an emergency.

Okay wait.

I will inform you with the sheriff.

Aah! Shit, there's no gas.

Unreal.

Sheriff's Department. Are you that emergency call?

Yeah, this is an emergency.

Very good, one moment, please.

Is incredible.

I'm on hold again.

Oh shit.

Alright. We're fine, princess.

Hello, caller?

Hello!

I'm making you pass now.

Thank God!

Aah!

Get the gun!

Duncan, get the gun!

Come on! Please start!

Please!

Go! Go! Go!

Go!

Oh Lord! Oh Lord! Oh Lord!

No.

Duncan, Duncan!

Duncan!

Brady, man, I love you.

What about me?

Uhh! Don't push it!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Come on!

Shit!

Shit!

Aah!

Uhh!

Equipment! Equipment!

Equipment!

Go Go.

Oh, fuck!

Damn. Check it out.

Go on getting better.

Aah, look at it, man. Damn, it hurts.

The little baby doesn't like it go over the bumps.

Aah! Put it in the ass!

That's all! I've had it!

I won't push it further!

Well, I can't load it!

You know, you two they have been more worried

about where that damn dog is that you over me!

Well, the dog is not wasted space!

Brady!

Aah!

Come on man!

Aah! Aah!

Oh, lo lo lo!

Oh! Look at it! Take it easy, honey!

Shut your mouth! Shit!

Come on!

Fuck me!

Come on!

Go back and push down!

I am!

Oh!

Stop doing that!

Stop doing that! Your damn fumes are killing me!

Look, I can't help it if I'm an easy target for mistakes, OK?

Could Shut up both of you?!

You carry it!

Come on man!

Come on!

Come on, man, I the leg is going to fall!

Jesus Christ!

Damn "a"!

I can not do it much more, man.

Aah! Oh! Aah!

Claire. Claire. Claire, of course.

Hey! Hey! Here!

Here!

Here!

Where? Where? Where?

Aah! Aah!

Hey over here!

Please!

Oh Lord! We are saved!

Come on!

Sheriff.

Oh guys, it seems who have been through hell.

Aah!

You do not have no idea.

Where are they your friends?

They left.

Where did that scaly demon go ?

Back to the water.

Do you know about her?

We've been tracking her.

Left a trail of carnage in step with him.

Well, we better get you to the city, but quickly.

Yes, it'd be great.

Happy to see this old peasant now?

Hell yes.

Isn't this cozy?

He was crazy. She wouldn't stop following us.

She does not She would leave us alone.

I think that you made me angry

What do you mean?

You should not having messed with those eggs.

Oh, I told you you shouldn't have touched those.

Leave me alone, okay? They were already in bad shape.

Rampage like this needs a trigger.

She is killing, not eating.

Guy!

That's why we haven't seen before.

She's probably been hanging around here this whole time.

It's more than a hundred miles inland where she could hide.

Guy! This is all your fault, Duncan.

Guy! Brady: it's enough.

She is back!

This is not fair.

That won't do any good , sheriff.

This is not happening.

Everybody get down!

We tried to film it! It didn't work!

Not with this you did not do it.

Sheriff, turn off the motor.

Almighty God.

Turn off the damaged engine !

There is no way to that we can leave it behind.

I don't mind!

Don't worry!

Where is?!

Shh. Don't worry.

She is under the boat.

Everyone grab something.

Claire!

Where are you now?

Stay with me! Stay with me!

Goes up, miserable demon

Ah, there you are!

This first one is for my grandfather!

And the next It will be for my dad!

Aah!

Oh Lord!

Where is she?

Where? Where is she? Where is she?

Sheriff! Lift me up! Lift me up!

Stay down!

Shoot the eyes!

Get away! Get away from side of the boat!

Hurry! Eyes!

Oh Lord.

Let's get out of here.

Go Go, come on!

Damn!

What happen?

I can't boot the motor.

But it should work manually.

This has happened before.

All you children, come down

I will take you out from here.

Come on, let's make it work this.

Go Go.

We have to swim.

Pass me a life jacket.

You're crazy! We are all crazy!

Who was it that said

"A reckless life is the only life worth living?"

A dead guy, believe!

Yeah come on!

Now we're screwed!

It's okay, it's okay, Alright.

I leave. It's over.

I can not stand More of this.

I can not.

No matter what we do, It will catch us.

That's it, guys.

We have no choice. We have to fight this thing.

Shut your mouth. Come on.

Look, man, such maybe you want to sit here

and wait for this thing to come out of the water and eat us,

but personally I don't do it.

You're crazy? We can't fight anymore.

Listen to her, man. Listen to her.

There must be somehow.

Just face it, Brady. We are dead.

Shit! Claire, give me your backpack.

Jesus Christ, there is nothing there that can help.

just give me your backpack!

Just give it to me.

Do you think you have a rocket launcher there?

Pocket knife. Alright.

a knife, Oh that's good.

Stop it, Duncan.

What is this? Duncan: Oh, God.

What is this?

Was not me.

Yeah? Then who?

I saw hubs getting dirty your things.

That? So why the hell you did not told me?

you weren't talking to me then, remember?

Alright. Okay, we have a knife.

give to me a fucking break.

Shut up, Duncan.

Shut up, Duncan!

Sticks!

We'll use those sweatshirts as blindfolds.

That Australian guy from Animal Planet does it all the time.

Animal Planet!

And we have some sticks

and we will sharpen them

and push them down his throat.

Shall we fight that thing with sticks?

And we have the bait.

Oh God.

Never we will achieve

Never we will achieve

Never we will achieve

Be quiet.

Brady, man,

in case we don't make it ,

let's be perfectly frank.

I am not too optimistic.

I have to tell you something, man.

Duncan, calm down.

I have to get this out from my chest.

Not now!

It's about that whole thing about traps.

I knew they would catch us.

That?

Everybody goes to all those fancy colleges and stuff.

Face it,

I'm stuck with a life sentence in JC without parole, man.

I just didn't want to that they would leave me alone.

They fired me from school on purpose?

Pretty selfish, I know. I'm sorry.

I hate to say it, Brady, but I told you.

Come on. I knew Glickman would see me pass that note.

He saw it that time.

Duncan, if any Once we get out of here,

I am going to kill you.

Fair enough.

Shit!

Brady!

Brady!

Alright. Alright. Alright.

No.

No!

Yeah!

Oh! Duncan!

No!

Come on, it's working, guys!

Kill him! Aah!

No!

¡ Duncan, Duncan!

Claire! Claire! Get away from there!

Claire! Stay down!

Aah!

¡ Duncan, Duncan!

Get up!

Wake up!

Get up!

You will not die!

Get up!

Aah!

Aah!

Duncan!

Get up!

You were hitting me.

Oh thank God.

This devourer is gone...

never leave home without him.

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♪ you disappear in trouble ♪

♪ isn't it?

♪ Isn't that right?

♪ They never listen, TRUE? ♪

♪ Isn't that right?

♪ Isn't that right?

♪ The fog has arrived

♪ surrounding you

♪ you are not out of danger ♪

♪ something over there

♪ takes you alive

♪ without a look

♪ and you are inside

♪ something over there

♪ takes you alive

♪ you go again

♪ I think I know you

I know you

♪ so far from home

♪ Does no one own you?

♪ Possess you

♪ there is no way out

♪ stuck in the middle

♪ a big mistake

♪ something over there

♪ takes you alive

♪ without a look

♪ and you are inside

♪ something over there

♪ takes you alive

♪ something over there

♪ takes you alive

♪ without a look

♪ and you are inside

♪ something over there

♪ takes you alive

♪ takes you alive

♪ takes you alive

♪ there's no one there in heaven ♪

♪ fooled you

♪ fooled you

♪ so you're alone

♪ Did no one tell you?

♪ Tell you

♪ want to get out...