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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,269 What you're about to see 2 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,838 may feel somewhat familiar to you. 3 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,579 Same but different. 4 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:58,928 Like deja vu. 5 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,451 Remember the movie where that guy gets stuck 6 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:03,411 living in eternity in that small town in Pennsylvania, 7 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:04,629 in the middle of winter? 8 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:06,936 What's his name again? 9 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,720 Bill something? 10 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:12,768 Anyway, it's like that except this is a Christmas tale. 11 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:13,986 You see my friend, Eddie, 12 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,118 he used to be a great kid, 13 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,554 but then this swag thing came along 14 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:19,514 which forced me to pull a prank on him and ugh... 15 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,429 I'm getting ahead of myself. 16 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,777 Why don't we just start at the beginning? 17 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:24,780 That way you can see for yourself what happened. 18 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:49,691 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one... ♪ 19 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:54,870 Hey. Yeah, I just picked up the tray liner, sconces... 20 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,699 Yep. I'm walking in right now. 21 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,614 Uh-huh, yup, I'm here, okay. 22 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:00,658 I love you too. 23 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:01,442 All right, see ya. 24 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:02,356 Hey, buddy. 25 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,705 Hey, buddy. Come here, buddy. 26 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,750 Oh, come here! 27 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:06,969 Where's Marilyn, huh? 28 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,623 Hey. 29 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,711 Good morning, Zach. 30 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:10,799 How's the loading going? 31 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:13,454 Well, it's pretty hectic actually. 32 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,891 Antonio and Francisco are gonna be here any minute, 33 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:19,460 and are you sure it's okay that we're having the wedding here? 34 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:20,852 Stop. 35 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,463 My boy's a man now. 36 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:27,642 I know your mother would be proud of you. 37 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,644 Thanks, Dad. 38 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,863 Where is Marilyn? 39 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:36,738 She's upstairs, said something about trying on Spanx? 40 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:39,393 Okay, I have no idea what that means. 41 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:40,959 Where's Eddie? 42 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,439 I thought he was with you. 43 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,225 No, I thought he was with you. 44 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,749 - Taz. - Taz. 45 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:50,099 I don't know how to tell you this, Taz. 46 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,710 But if we don't make it through this... 47 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,451 It's been real, man. 48 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:55,757 That it has, Eddie. 49 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:56,671 That it has. 50 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:20,825 Bro. 51 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,740 The Tubinator did not disappoint. 52 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,655 Heck, yeah. 53 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,483 Ah. 54 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:33,098 ♪ Merry Christmas 55 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,058 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 56 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:37,581 Aw, snap, my dad. 57 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,104 I gotta go. 58 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,368 What am I supposed to do with the Tubinator? 59 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:42,586 Take it home. 60 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,110 Later! 61 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:01,605 What? 62 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:02,867 Eddie. 63 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,565 I asked you to be there at the house 64 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:07,132 to help load in the stuff for the wedding. 65 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,178 What happened to working together? 66 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:12,007 We're the Kirkpatrick wolf pack, aroo! 67 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:13,487 Aroo! 68 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,792 Come on, Dad. 69 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:16,664 Look at all that snow. 70 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,666 I couldn't resist. 71 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,755 Besides, I'm pretty sure the wolf pack is getting 72 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,713 ripped apart by a lioness named Marilyn. 73 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,193 Eddie, don't start this again. 74 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,674 First she expects us to celebrate her wedding day 75 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,415 when it's actually Christmas. 76 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:31,853 And now she expects manual labor? Unbelievable! 77 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:36,074 Eddie, don't do this. This wedding means a lot to her and Zach. 78 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:40,775 Shouldn't that be cause enough for you to support your brother? 79 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:41,906 Fine. 80 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:42,994 Thank you. 81 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,606 But on one condition. 82 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:46,998 What's that, son? 83 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:51,742 You buy me those Breezy 3000's in Ridiculous Red. 84 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:55,137 You shouldn't put too much importance on how you look. 85 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,921 That's not what's important in life. 86 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,662 It's what's in here. 87 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,318 Cheese much, Dad? 88 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:03,972 I'm serious. 89 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:07,367 You stay wrapped up in yourself and your image, 90 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:10,108 you'll end up missing the important moments in life. 91 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,906 I'm surprised you got the Rinaldi brothers to do your wedding. 92 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,169 My friend Cheryl said they didn't even call her back. 93 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,518 She called two years in advance, 94 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,477 didn't even have a groom. 95 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:31,478 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 96 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,393 I don't care. I don't care. 97 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,743 I don't care if this is the middle of winter. 98 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,571 I promised my bride hydrangeas, 99 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:40,138 she's getting her hydrangeas, okay? 100 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,879 If they hear any Ricky Martin, 101 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,751 they're gonna have a conniption, do you understand? 102 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:46,449 No Ricky Martin. 103 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:47,407 Hey. 104 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:49,974 How's it going? 105 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,673 It's going okay. Yeah. 106 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,370 - Marilyn. - You tell her. I'm not telling her. 107 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,025 We don't mean to bother you, but... 108 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:59,680 We may have a problem with the tuxes. 109 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,769 The boutonnieres are all wrong. 110 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,989 They should be cranberry not raspberry. 111 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:14,085 Hey, I think the bride and I just need sec to chat, okay? 112 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,610 Well, that's fine, but... 113 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,090 If it's not the correct berry, 114 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:22,354 it's not truly a Rinaldi brothers wedding. 115 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,443 That's right. 116 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,793 My brother learned so fast. 117 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:29,884 A couple years ago, he was a lifeguard at Waterworld. 118 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,016 And now look at him. 119 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,627 He's so grown-up. 120 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:36,194 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 121 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,463 Yeah, let's give them a minute, guys, yeah? 122 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,421 Yeah, just a minute. 123 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,466 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 124 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:47,945 Come on, guys, let's go. 125 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,645 Okay. 126 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:55,779 Hoo, yeah. Just doing some last-minute things before 127 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:56,911 I really get to stress out. 128 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,130 Baby, you should just relax, okay? 129 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,436 Maybe take a bubble bath. 130 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,046 Oh, yeah. Maybe in a bit. 131 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,700 Hey, did you ever find your little brother? 132 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:06,964 Oh, yeah, he'll be here in a second. 133 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,140 Listen, there's something you should know about Eddie. 134 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,577 He's a good kid. 135 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,404 But ever since our mom passed away, 136 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:15,538 he's been a bit caught up. 137 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,931 You know? 138 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,236 Zach. 139 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:22,937 You know I know what it's like to lose someone. 140 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:26,201 That's part of the reason why we're having the wedding tomorrow. 141 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,637 I know. I know, I just... 142 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:31,032 If he gives you any trouble, just go easy on him. 143 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,947 I don't think he's very comfortable having a she wolf 144 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,078 enter the Kirkpatrick wolf pack. 145 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,864 - She wolf? - Mm-hm. 146 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:37,908 Oh, you don't even know. 147 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:38,909 - Grr. - Oh, wow. 148 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,736 - Grr! - That's very scary. 149 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,957 - Grr! - I swear, Cletus... 150 00:08:44,087 --> 00:08:47,614 ...if those flowers are not here by the break of day, 151 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:52,793 I will Yelp you so hard your hair will blow back, my friend. 152 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:57,449 Cletus, smarten up, or I'm gonna have to come down there, okay? 153 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:00,452 Everything's fine. Come on. 154 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,193 It's just a small technical problem. 155 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:06,023 But it will be resolved in a split second, okay? 156 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,198 We'll go? 157 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,722 Oh, there he is. 158 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:09,505 Hey, man. 159 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,550 Hey. 160 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:12,595 So... 161 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,772 ...you wanna go help me unload the truck? 162 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,208 Is that a serious question? 163 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,167 It is, come with me. 164 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:29,612 But I'm happy that you figured it out. 165 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,711 Hey. 166 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,408 Why don't you go talk to her? 167 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:44,192 I wasn't... 168 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,628 I wasn't looking. 169 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:46,586 Uh-huh. 170 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,981 All right, first, she's older than me. 171 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,853 And even if I was her age, 172 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:55,943 she'd be way out of my league. 173 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,814 Second, she's dating this guy Brad. 174 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,948 He's basically a teenage Schwarzenegger. 175 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,863 Rome wasn't built in a day. 176 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,082 You never know what could happen when you guys get older. 177 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,823 I'm stuck in the friend zone. 178 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,740 Did I ever tell you how Marilyn 179 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,394 and I got together? 180 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,137 Her grandma was one of my patients. 181 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,878 Now Marilyn was there every time 182 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,010 she came in for one of her treatments. 183 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,533 I knew Marilyn was the one 184 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,100 the first time she came in. 185 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,755 But I also knew that pursuing her then would be wrong. 186 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:28,062 So we became friends. 187 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,367 Genuine friends. 188 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,849 Now I was there to help her through her grandma's 189 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,896 failing health until eventually she passed. 190 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,507 And I was there to help her heal after. 191 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,510 I wanted to be there for her. 192 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,860 Eventually, our friendship became a relationship, 193 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,470 and now here we are. 194 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,690 Look, all I'm saying is... 195 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:51,128 Sometimes it doesn't hurt to start out as friends. 196 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,434 Did she happen to tell you 197 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,958 about her strange fascination with birds? 198 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,056 Hey, where do you want these? 199 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:10,017 Oh, just somewhere safe. 200 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,932 Okay. 201 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,283 Oh... 202 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,286 What has she done to you? 203 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,332 Come on. 204 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,423 Oh. 205 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,470 Oh. 206 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,093 What is going on? 207 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,534 Ugh. 208 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,492 Zach! 209 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,022 Good evening, Eddie. 210 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:02,069 The time is 10:06 p.m. 211 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,592 It was so crazy, man. 212 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,028 She was all like, "Zach!" 213 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,075 And I was, like, so responsible for it happening. 214 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,598 Dude. 215 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,993 So, yeah. My day ended up being pretty awesome. 216 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:16,039 - How 'bout yours? - Well, you left me alone with the Tubinator. 217 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,041 And since it was too heavy to drive back alone, 218 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,651 I slipped while trying to heave it up my garage, 219 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,263 and it decided to take me for a ride. 220 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,873 That's so awesome! 221 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,093 Not in a good way. I almost broke my ankle. 222 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,747 No pain, no gain, man. 223 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:32,273 ♪ Yo, since I was young I always had to make a statement 224 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:36,016 ♪ Copping kicks on eBay in my grandmama's basement 225 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:39,889 ♪ When I show up in the streets I see where every homie's face went 226 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,630 ♪ Straight to my feet staying on fleek 227 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,633 ♪ Ain't no replacement for the kicks I rock ♪ 228 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,896 - Dang. - Are you listening to me? 229 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,028 I'm not sure I'm gonna walk right again. 230 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,029 Taz. 231 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,727 I need these shoes in my life. 232 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,163 Maybe Cindy would notice. 233 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,165 Dude... I'm tired. 234 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,342 We still going to town for gingerbread pancakes tomorrow? 235 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,432 Heck, yeah. I am not gonna let this wedding ruin 236 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,999 my Christmas traditions. 237 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,133 If I had it my way, it wouldn't even be happening at all. 238 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,525 Dang, dude, that's cold. 239 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,441 Not as cold as my Breezy 3's are gonna be. 240 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,139 Word. 241 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,663 - All right, I'll see you tomorrow, man. - 'Night. 242 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,101 ♪ Shoe game on lock, you poppin' Breezy 3000's 243 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,713 ♪ Feeling so high up in the sky above the mountains 244 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,152 ♪ I hit the store and copped them Breezy 3000's 245 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:29,721 ♪ Roll up in the club I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's 246 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,554 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 247 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,034 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride 248 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,036 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey 249 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,257 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 250 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,911 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride 251 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,913 ♪ In a one horse open sleigh 252 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,003 ♪ Dashing through the snow 253 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,396 ♪ In a one horse open sleigh... ♪ 254 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,705 Aw. 255 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,229 Oscar, come on! 256 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:09,544 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 257 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,726 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 258 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,338 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 259 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,341 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 260 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,779 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 261 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,391 ♪ Jingle bells, Jingle bells... ♪ 262 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,232 What's the deal? 263 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:47,930 Dad! 264 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,540 Oh, good morning, Father. 265 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,282 Oh, I see that you're enjoying a tasty 266 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,718 Christmas day cup of brew from the cup 267 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:56,243 that I so selflessly bought you for Father's Day. 268 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,420 Ah, yes. I remember you said having helped create 269 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,031 the swaggiest of them all deserved a noting. 270 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,557 - What? - Well, how can I maintain said swag 271 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,256 if there is no swageth under the tree. 272 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,605 Eddie, I told you. 273 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,695 Today is about your brother and Marilyn. 274 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,566 We'll open Christmas presents tomorrow. 275 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,394 Oh, that reminds me. 276 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,005 I've gotta work on my speech for tonight. 277 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,832 Ed, have you worked on yours? 278 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:25,054 I know your brother's looking forward to it. 279 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:28,188 Oh, I'll give him a speech all right. 280 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:31,408 Beep-beep, wide load coming through. 281 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,325 Can I help you? 282 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,284 I don't take weight jokes lightly. 283 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,807 No, I'm sorry. 284 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,243 It's just a figure of speech. 285 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,941 Save it, Mercutio. 286 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,296 His name... 287 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:50,210 ...is Antonio. 288 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,508 Nice try. 289 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,336 But you can't hide from me. 290 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,043 Zach, is that you? 291 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,610 Do not come in here. 292 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,394 I'm trying the dress on, and I don't want you to see it. 293 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,135 Relax, it's me. 294 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,442 Are you ever gonna get out of the bathroom? 295 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,096 The human head may weigh five pounds, 296 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,098 but my bladder weighs ten. 297 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,969 People have organs! 298 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,275 Stop. 299 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,841 I'll be out in a minute, okay? 300 00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,671 I just need to see if this fits right. 301 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,325 Merry Christmas, by the way. 302 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,109 Oh. Did you say Christmas? 303 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,329 Oh, I didn't notice because there are no presents 304 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,376 under the tree! 305 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,637 What? 306 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:14,642 Can I use the bathroom, Princess Marilyn? 307 00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,773 Why can't you just use the one downstairs? 308 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,733 Lorenzo and Stupendo are keeping the doves 309 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,604 in the bird cages down there. 310 00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,301 It's just gross. 311 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,347 - Antonio and Francisco? - What? 312 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,262 Antonio and Francisco, that's their names. 313 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,830 And judging what happened with you 314 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,962 and the birds yesterday, I would really prefer 315 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,703 if you weren't anywhere near them. 316 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,663 Eddie. I know that this Christmas is different than the ones 317 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,621 you usually have with Zach and your dad, 318 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,884 but I've been waiting for this day 319 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,104 since I was ten years old. 320 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,021 Just give me five minutes. Okay, just give me five minutes, 321 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,197 and then you can have the bathroom back, okay? 322 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,720 - No. - What? 323 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,767 I'm standing up for myself and for Christmas. 324 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,377 This isn't funny. 325 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,465 Zach's gonna be here. I don't want to risk him 326 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,511 seeing me in the dress. 327 00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,600 Fine. 328 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,385 Wait. 329 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,954 - I want to see the dress. - Why? 330 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,044 I mean, I was voted this year's Most Valuable Baller, 331 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:13,179 and I believe that does qualify me to give the A-okay. 332 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,442 Okay. 333 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,359 - Say cheese! - Eddie! 334 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,057 Eddie, you delete that picture right now. 335 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,058 Ugh. 336 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,585 ♪ Christmas time all over again 337 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,936 ♪ A Christmas story and the three wise men... ♪ 338 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:35,026 Whoa, watch where you're going, Fabritzio. 339 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,594 Oh, my God, this guy's a real devil. 340 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,944 Shalom, homie. 341 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,729 Nice board, brohemith. 342 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,296 Yeah, my parents felt bad about telling me they're pregnant. 343 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:44,993 So I got hooked up for Hanukkah this year. 344 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,864 Helps my ankle out too. 345 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,084 So no kicks huh? 346 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,870 ♪ Merry Christmas and Happy New Year... ♪ 347 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,177 - Hey! - Hey! 348 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,398 See, now, that makes sense. 349 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,051 You should get more presents whenever 350 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,011 there's a new member of the family. 351 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,844 Man, this stinks. 352 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:13,239 You know how long I've been waiting for those shoes? 353 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,024 Oh, ho, ho! 354 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:19,114 Oh, are you all right? 355 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,161 I've slept with my phone on their Insta page 356 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:27,383 under my pillow for like every night since September. 357 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:31,909 Man. Marilyn is officially the Grinch in a wedding gown. 358 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,782 ♪ Christmas time all over again 359 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:38,568 ♪ Christmas story and the three wise men... ♪ 360 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,004 Well, look at it this way. 361 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,005 Maybe they'll be on sale if your dad buys them 362 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,050 after the holiday. 363 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,094 No, man. 364 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,009 That is so unswag. 365 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,750 I disagree. 366 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,883 Now dividends are swag. 367 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,624 True, no denying that. 368 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,539 Profits are definitely swag. 369 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,018 Okay, I talk to you, and it's like you're never 370 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,803 even listening to me. 371 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,065 It's like you're not even there. 372 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,458 All right, well... 373 00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,981 I wonder what they're fighting about. 374 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,724 I'd never argue with her. 375 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,421 She's too hot. 376 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,510 I'd give in every time. 377 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,686 Every time. 378 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,255 Well, statistically speaking, 379 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,648 the human condition doesn't allow for people 380 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,476 to stay together for longer than seven years. 381 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,347 So, if you wait long enough, 382 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,697 you'll be the perfect age for her by the time they break up. 383 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,308 Then you can get in your seven. 384 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,049 What's with everybody telling me to play the waiting game? 385 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,008 That guy is such a dweeb. 386 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,925 Uh-oh, Eddie? 387 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,448 Are you doing what I think you're doing? 388 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,059 What? It worked in sixth period English class. 389 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,105 Yeah, but that was a paper football and Mr. Johnson. 390 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,933 Not an ice torpedo and the lacrosse MVP. 391 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,676 Well, I don't want to open up, so just step up... 392 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,287 Hey! 393 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,072 Hey! 394 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,770 Coming through! 395 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,610 When did this get here? 396 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,534 You beautiful, beautiful shoes. 397 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:33,074 ♪ I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's 398 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:37,470 ♪ I think you need a pair of Breezy 3000's... ♪ 399 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,473 Feels pretty good to have everything you ever wanted 400 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,866 right in front of your face, huh? 401 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:45,521 Well, yeah. Are these babies pretty popular? 402 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:49,133 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've had several young men come into this shop, 403 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,353 literally willing to cast aside everything 404 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:55,314 in order to own a pair of those bad boys. 405 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,707 Hey, Taz. Sorry about bailing on you back there. 406 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,361 This is Zach. Oh, oh, oh. 407 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,015 I thought you were just running from the pounding 408 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:03,496 you knew I'd give you for almost making my fiancee cry 409 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,888 on her wedding day! 410 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,934 Yeah, about that. 411 00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,327 If she can't stand the train, 412 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,285 then she should get off the tracks, man. 413 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,506 What? She was in the bathroom in her wedding dress, 414 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,899 and she said you snapped a picture? 415 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:18,119 It was harmless. 416 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,120 Look. 417 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,861 I need you today. 418 00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:22,123 You're my best man, okay? 419 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,255 Have you even practiced your speech? 420 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,996 Zach, I got it, all right? 421 00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,607 Just tell your guests to bring their swimsuits 422 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:30,174 'cause I'm gonna fill the room with tears. 423 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,263 Well, tears of joy. 424 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,527 Okay, we're counting on you, man. 425 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:37,007 Look, Marilyn's just nervous because her parents 426 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,357 are coming in, and she's been dreaming 427 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:39,749 of this day since she was-- 428 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,707 Yeah, since she was 10 years old, I get it. 429 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,622 What is it with women? 430 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,363 Trust me, someday you'll understand. 431 00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,669 Oh, my gosh! 432 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,888 I gotta go. 433 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:50,586 Wait, wait, hey, can I ask you a favor? 434 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,762 Can I borrow some money and pay you back later? 435 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:54,373 Oh, my God, what are the doves doing there? 436 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,591 Can't you help me? 437 00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,071 Antonio, are you okay? 438 00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,290 Yeah, I'll have to ask Marilyn and get back to you. 439 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,424 Oh, so it's like that now, huh? 440 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,774 Come on, Eddie. 441 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,820 Their wingspans are overwhelming us. 442 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:07,951 Oh, my God, they're all around us! 443 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:09,388 What are we gonna do now? 444 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:10,737 I gotta go. 445 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:14,218 The doves just got out of the cage again. 446 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:18,309 He did not just hang up on me. 447 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,050 Ugh, I hate her. 448 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,186 So... you ready to welcome a new addition to the family? 449 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,230 What? 450 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,885 Your new pair of shoes. 451 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,758 You wanna get them today? 452 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,934 They may not be here tomorrow. 453 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,631 You may not even want them tomorrow. 454 00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:39,679 No offense, I'm pretty sure I know what I want. 455 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:44,205 What I really want is to get my Christmas back. 456 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,163 Is that what you really want? 457 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:47,077 Yeah. 458 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,515 Are you sure? 459 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,298 Yeah. 460 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,086 Taz, what's up? 461 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,131 Man, where were you? 462 00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,263 I got a wedgie, man. 463 00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:00,613 Man... 464 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,397 I gotta go. All right? 465 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,051 - Merry Christmas, Eddie. - Yeah, you too. 466 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:04,921 Taz? 467 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:07,271 Hello? Hello? 468 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,281 Get used to them. 469 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:24,550 You sent the picture! 470 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,812 I'm... 471 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,379 I'm really sorry guys, but... 472 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:35,561 I don't feel too well. I think I ate... 473 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,607 ...something... 474 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:46,310 You should go get some rest, buddy. 475 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:21,781 Dear Zach and Marilyn. 476 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,914 Ever since mom died, my dad, my brother and me 477 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:26,307 have been a team. 478 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:29,484 And I guess you're part of that team now. 479 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,965 Why can't you just be cool? 480 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:35,359 Anyways, congrats on the marriage and... 481 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:38,537 Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. 482 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:46,675 Just one night's sleep away till presents. 483 00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:57,033 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 484 00:25:57,164 --> 00:26:00,559 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 485 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:03,823 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 486 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:07,522 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 487 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:11,352 ♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪ 488 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,966 Seriously, Oscar? 489 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:18,228 Again? 490 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:30,284 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 491 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:38,248 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 492 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:41,556 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 493 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,994 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 494 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:48,519 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 495 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,871 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 496 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:56,310 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh... ♪ 497 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:02,403 Dad! 498 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:03,752 What the heck? 499 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,667 Why are there no presents under the tree? 500 00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:07,974 You told me that I'd get hooked up today. 501 00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,018 What is the deal? 502 00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,280 Eddie, I told you. 503 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,673 Today is about your brother and Marilyn. 504 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:14,197 We'll open Christmas presents tomorrow morning. 505 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,895 And that reminds me, I've gotta work on my speech. 506 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,592 Ed, do you have best man's speech ready? 507 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,681 I know your brother's looking forward to it. 508 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:20,856 What are you doing? 509 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,510 Why are you messing with me? 510 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,251 No one's messing with you. 511 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:26,906 Why don't you go up and work on your speech. 512 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:29,604 The wedding's hours away. 513 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:32,215 Beep beep, wide load coming through. 514 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:35,349 Wide load coming through. 515 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:36,785 Can I help you? 516 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,136 This is all a joke, right? 517 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,269 You guys are pranking me, aren't you? 518 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,313 Pranking? 519 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:45,794 All right, all right. 520 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:47,100 What are you doing? 521 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:47,927 Hello? 522 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:48,884 Where are the cameras? 523 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:49,929 Where are you guys hiding them? 524 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,670 Why are you talking about? 525 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,019 This is that TV show, right? 526 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:54,324 Prank Nation. 527 00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:04,900 He thinks you should lay down and... 528 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:06,815 Maybe have an aspirin. 529 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,085 I'm going crazy. 530 00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:23,745 Just to be safe. 531 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,968 ♪ Christmas time all over again 532 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:15,144 ♪ Christmas story and the three wise men... ♪ 533 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:16,145 Dude. 534 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:19,888 Shalom, homie. 535 00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:22,499 Yeah, my parents felt bad about telling me 536 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:23,805 they're pregnant, so-- 537 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:25,024 You got hooked up for Hanukkah this year. 538 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:26,547 Whoa, how'd you know I was gonna say that? 539 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:29,419 Oh, this cannot be happening to me. 540 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:31,465 Are you okay? You look like you ate some of my mom's meatloaf. 541 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,249 Dude, I think I'm gonna be sick. 542 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,516 - Hey! - Hey! 543 00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,605 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 544 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,998 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪ 545 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:44,826 If I told you I was a part of some next-level 546 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,741 superhero space time continuum stuff, 547 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,090 would you believe me? 548 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:49,744 Potentially. 549 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,180 Okay. 550 00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:53,661 I'm pretty sure I'm a time traveler, dude. 551 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,793 What do you mean? 552 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,664 We already walked down that street. 553 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,231 I already didn't get my kicks, 554 00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:00,799 and you already wore that ridiculous shirt. 555 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,105 Well, look at this way. 556 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:03,976 Maybe it'll be on sale if your dad buys them 557 00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:04,977 after the holiday. 558 00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,631 No, you said that yester... 559 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,764 Jeez, this is too much. 560 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,071 What, profits are swag. 561 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,463 Hey man, look. 562 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:15,770 Okay, I talk to you and it's like 563 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,598 you're never even listening to me. 564 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,121 It's like you're not even there. 565 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,644 I wonder what they're fighting about. 566 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:23,778 Probably about Brad's perfect muscles. 567 00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:25,345 Man. 568 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:28,130 Am I gonna be stuck seeing her with this guy forever? 569 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:29,958 Well, statistically speaking 570 00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:31,351 the human condition doesn't allow for people 571 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:33,744 to stay together for longer than seven years, so, 572 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,616 If you wait long enough, you'll be the perfect age for her 573 00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,400 by the time they break up. 574 00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:38,793 Then you can get in your seven. 575 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,490 But of course if you are a time traveler, 576 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:41,796 then you can just-- 577 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:44,843 Gotta get this one just right this time. 578 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,150 Just step up... 579 00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:49,804 Hey! 580 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,414 Taz, come on! 581 00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:54,896 Coming through, pardon me. 582 00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:56,550 - I didn't do anything. - You didn't do anything? 583 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:01,947 That's weird. It wasn't closed yester-today. 584 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:14,568 My foot belongs to you. 585 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,373 Merry Christmas, and welcome to All Shoes. 586 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:38,592 Cool shirt, man. 587 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:40,072 Thanks. 588 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,987 Yeah, I love the nerdy girl who can kick butt. 589 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,163 And the blue hair is just awesome. 590 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:47,557 Anyway, you interested in those Breezy's? 591 00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:48,907 Yes, yes I am. 592 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:52,171 Frankfurt. 593 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:53,433 Question. 594 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,130 Can I get these bad boys on credit? 595 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:57,393 Sure. Yeah, we even have an in-store credit loan. 596 00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:59,700 Do you have a parent with you to fill out the app? 597 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:01,354 Uh, yeah. 598 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,964 My brother's wandering around the mall. 599 00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:07,838 If you just give me the app I can have him fill it out. 600 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,057 Sure. 601 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,020 Mine now. 602 00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:18,197 Zach, right on time. 603 00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:21,809 Hey, I need your Social Security number real quick. 604 00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:22,941 Can you give it to me? 605 00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:24,899 What, why? 606 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:29,382 Well, um, they're giving away a trip to Hawaii at the mall. 607 00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:31,253 And if I... 608 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:34,778 You win, then that would be a perfect honeymoon. 609 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:37,781 They just need your social for formality or something. 610 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:41,568 Protect the cake! 611 00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,310 Okay, yeah, I'll text it to you, bye. 612 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:45,964 Okay thanks, bye. 613 00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:52,579 Great, you've been approved. 614 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,624 Your credit loan is 500 so you could get some sick socks 615 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:55,799 to match those Breezy's. 616 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,105 What size are you? 617 00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:58,977 10 and a half. 618 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,891 And Frankfurt... 619 00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:05,461 Give me all the bells and whistles. 620 00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:08,856 ♪ Roll up in the club I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's 621 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:12,991 ♪ Yo, since I was young I've always had to make a statement 622 00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:17,952 ♪ Coppin' kicks on eBay in my grandmama's... ♪ 623 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,824 Taz, it's not what it looks like. 624 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:23,001 You chose those shoes over your best friend? 625 00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:24,045 Man, I'm out. 626 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:34,838 Pfft. 627 00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:36,014 He'll be fine. 628 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:40,061 ♪ I'm rockin Breezy 3000's 629 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:43,760 ♪ I think you need a pair of Breezy 3000's 630 00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:47,460 ♪ All of my friends are rockin Breezy 3000's 631 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:51,203 ♪ You need to get a pair of Breezy 3000's 632 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:54,858 ♪ Shoe game on lock, you poppin' Breezy 3000's 633 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:58,862 ♪ Feeling so high up in the sky above the mountains 634 00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:02,431 ♪ I hit the store and copped them Breezy 3000's 635 00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:06,740 ♪ Roll up in the club, I'm rockin Breezy 3000's 636 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,614 ♪ Go to the store right now 637 00:34:12,702 --> 00:34:13,746 ♪ Pick 'em up... ♪ 638 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:21,014 This is amazing. 639 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,625 I'm a superhuman. 640 00:34:22,755 --> 00:34:24,757 I can do whatever I want. 641 00:34:26,672 --> 00:34:28,936 Maybe Taz was right. 642 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,547 Maybe I can jump forward seven years and ask Cindy out. 643 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,206 Okay, maybe not. 644 00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:44,821 Let's see what the Mysteries and Magic book says. 645 00:34:53,003 --> 00:34:53,917 Hey. 646 00:34:54,047 --> 00:34:55,484 Get dressed soon, okay? 647 00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:58,661 I need some extra help showing guests to their seats. 648 00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,010 Where did you get those clothes? 649 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,360 And those shoes? 650 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,361 Huh? 651 00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:03,666 Oh, uh... 652 00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:04,624 Taz gave them to me. 653 00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:05,668 For Christmas. 654 00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,061 Pretty cool, huh? 655 00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:08,715 I think dad was gonna get you those. 656 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:09,933 Oh, well... 657 00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:10,934 I didn't see any gifts under the tree, 658 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,458 so no harm, no foul. 659 00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:16,723 Change over when you can, I can really use some help. 660 00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:17,680 Listen. 661 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:21,989 I just wanted to let you know that 662 00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:24,731 Dad and I really care about you. 663 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:26,341 I know that things are changing fast, 664 00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:27,603 and that can be a bit frustrating. 665 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:29,083 But it's gonna be really great, I promise. 666 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:32,304 "To whom is granted their greatest dream 667 00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:34,175 must own the peril in fantasy 668 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,221 or be doomed to repeat." 669 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,094 Eddie. 670 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,051 Yeah? 671 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:44,359 Never mind. 672 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:54,891 To whom is granted their greatest dream... 673 00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:55,849 Check. 674 00:35:57,546 --> 00:36:00,984 What's with all the peril and doom stuff? 675 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:04,162 All righty. 676 00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:18,088 Hey Marilyn, did you just get done watching 677 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,873 Twilight or something? 678 00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:22,136 No, uh... 679 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,181 I'm fine. 680 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:25,748 It's okay. 681 00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:26,967 Okay. 682 00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,186 It's just... 683 00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:32,146 I miss my grandmother. 684 00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,060 You know... 685 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:36,585 She gave me this dress 686 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:41,286 the year she passed away for Christmas, and... 687 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,550 I just knew that she would've really loved 688 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:45,899 to see it on me. 689 00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:49,381 You know, I'm just... 690 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,252 I'm just overwhelmed. 691 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,515 Well. 692 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,476 My dad gave me some advice once that... 693 00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,434 You shouldn't stay wrapped up in your image, 694 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,089 otherwise you'll miss out on... 695 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:04,309 Stuff. 696 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,010 Yeah, no, I'm not sure that really applies but... 697 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,142 Okay. 698 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,102 Why don't you just come out and get married, okay? 699 00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:16,495 You're starting to make me think you're a mermaid 700 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:20,803 with the amount of time you spend in the bathroom. 701 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:45,132 Eddie, you grew so much. 702 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,482 I hardly recognize you. 703 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,529 Oh, that's because I'm not Eddie. 704 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:51,704 You aren't? 705 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,271 No. 706 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:56,012 I'm a reflection of myself from a different time. 707 00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:57,405 Mrs. Fitzgerald. 708 00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:00,234 I'm a cyborg, and I can't be trusted. 709 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:01,540 Oh. 710 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:05,631 Thank you for coming Mrs. Fitzgerald. 711 00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:06,849 Oh. 712 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,591 We're so happy you could make it. 713 00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:28,349 Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today 714 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,439 to join this man and woman in holy matrimony. 715 00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:33,093 Marilyn, do you take Zach to be your 716 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:35,008 lawfully wedded husband? 717 00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:39,012 I do. 718 00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:40,535 And Zach, do you take Marilyn 719 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,321 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 720 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,411 I do. 721 00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:51,329 May we have the rings now please? 722 00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:58,118 He'll destroy the bride! 723 00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,293 He's a cyborg! 724 00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:04,733 Baby, are you okay? 725 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:05,691 No. 726 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:12,785 How could you do this to me, man? 727 00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:19,748 Your mother would be so disappointed in you. 728 00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:21,228 Just go upstairs and go to your room 729 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,665 before you make things worse. 730 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,489 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 731 00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:08,057 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 732 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:11,278 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 733 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:15,021 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 734 00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:17,719 ♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪ 735 00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:21,201 Aw! 736 00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:28,774 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 737 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:38,261 I can get away with anything I want. 738 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:46,531 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... ♪ 739 00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:51,405 Well, I had to check. 740 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:53,668 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 741 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:57,846 There was like zero consequences to my actions. 742 00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,719 I can do whatever I want, 743 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:05,071 and I'll wake up the next day as if nothing ever happened. 744 00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:11,599 Don't believe me? 745 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:12,861 Watch this. 746 00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:14,733 Dude, what are you doing? 747 00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,125 Uh, Eddie? 748 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:18,432 Talking and talking and talking, jeez. 749 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:19,607 Hey Brad. 750 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:20,565 Yeah? 751 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:37,277 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 752 00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:12,704 Don't worry, you said. 753 00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:15,445 It's all Breezy, you said. 754 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,186 My parents are gonna be so mad. 755 00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:18,623 Dude, don't worry about it. 756 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,015 Even if they're ticked off, 757 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:22,148 it'll be the same day again. Trust me. 758 00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:23,671 Looks like you guys are gonna be spending 759 00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:26,761 most of this Christmas in the clink. 760 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:28,546 I can't believe I fell for this. 761 00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:31,374 I'm never hanging out with you again. 762 00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:33,159 You said that before. 763 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:34,552 But you'll see. 764 00:42:34,682 --> 00:42:36,510 Well, actually... 765 00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:39,513 You won't but I'll see you tomorrow-today. 766 00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:42,168 Stop saying that, it's not a real word. 767 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:43,430 And no, you won't. 768 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,823 Because what you're saying isn't real. 769 00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:46,825 You can't relive the same day over and over again. 770 00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,217 Sup dude. 771 00:42:48,304 --> 00:42:49,262 Shalom homie. 772 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:50,350 Told you. 773 00:42:50,437 --> 00:42:52,439 What? 774 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:57,444 Nothing. But I have a plan, and we're gonna need that hover board. 775 00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:01,579 Yeah! 776 00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:02,536 Yeah! 777 00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:03,755 Woo, yeah! 778 00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:05,800 Yeah! 779 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:15,549 You want me to wrap those up for you guys? 780 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:17,464 Yeah, same size. 781 00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:18,552 All righty. 782 00:43:20,554 --> 00:43:21,642 Dude, I wasn't playing. 783 00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:22,643 I seriously don't have the money. 784 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:24,166 I'm not playing either. 785 00:43:24,253 --> 00:43:25,603 Don't worry about it. 786 00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:27,648 Consider it a Christmas gift. 787 00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:29,955 Super cool, thanks man! 788 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,570 Uh, we're just gonna put them on now, cool? 789 00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,920 Okay, yeah that's chill. 790 00:43:41,749 --> 00:43:43,751 Uh, you guys gonna pay cash or card? 791 00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:44,926 Uh, cash. 792 00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:48,408 Psych. 793 00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:50,497 What'd you say dude? 794 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,107 Do you not have the cash? 795 00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:53,805 Don't worry about it. 796 00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:54,588 Ready? 797 00:43:54,675 --> 00:43:55,589 On three. 798 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,069 One... 799 00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:58,244 Two... 800 00:43:58,374 --> 00:43:59,201 Three! 801 00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,075 Security! 802 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:06,078 Let's split up. 803 00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:07,557 No way, why did you mean all this? 804 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,559 I told you a thousand times, don't worry about it. 805 00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:11,692 We can do whatever we want. 806 00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:13,825 Oh no time to talk, run! 807 00:44:13,955 --> 00:44:14,652 Hold on man, we got him. 808 00:44:14,782 --> 00:44:15,870 We got him. 809 00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:17,002 I'm never talking to that guy again. 810 00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:21,354 Whoa. 811 00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:23,356 It's back. 812 00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:33,148 Ah. 813 00:44:33,279 --> 00:44:34,541 Back again I see. 814 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:35,673 All right, cut the act. 815 00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:37,326 Who are you? 816 00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:39,502 Are you the one making it the same day again and again? 817 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,113 Same, different. 818 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:42,680 Different, same. 819 00:44:42,810 --> 00:44:46,292 These are really just words to describe things. 820 00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:49,904 What truly matters is what has not changed. 821 00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:51,993 Where did you come from? 822 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:53,386 Listen, Eddie. 823 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,388 Where I come from... 824 00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:58,217 People don't really need presents to feel like Christmas. 825 00:44:58,347 --> 00:45:01,568 Actually, what's most important is each other's company. 826 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,526 But I guess that's not... 827 00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:05,790 What's that word? 828 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,704 Swag. 829 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:11,970 Oh. 830 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,406 I get it. 831 00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:15,364 You want me to do like good stuff for people, 832 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:17,540 like helping old ladies cross the street. 833 00:45:17,671 --> 00:45:19,064 I can totally do that, bro. 834 00:45:19,151 --> 00:45:20,543 Well, I would hope that you would do that 835 00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:21,501 regardless of the situation that 836 00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:22,720 you find yourself in, Eddie. 837 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:23,851 All right, cool, cool. 838 00:45:23,938 --> 00:45:25,070 Then what? 839 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,419 You know, these types of arrangements 840 00:45:26,506 --> 00:45:28,595 really just sorta have to work themselves out. 841 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:30,902 But I can assure you... 842 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:35,167 You won't wanna stay in that moment for too long. 843 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:38,474 Yet I also wouldn't rush into anything. 844 00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:54,752 So not helpful! 845 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,848 ♪ Silent night 846 00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:09,462 ♪ Holy night... ♪ 847 00:46:10,637 --> 00:46:11,681 Hey Eddie. 848 00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:12,552 Hey... 849 00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:15,773 Sorry to interrupt. 850 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:16,904 It's okay. 851 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:23,389 Can I ask you something? 852 00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:24,346 Sure. 853 00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:27,785 Why are boys so dumb? 854 00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:31,614 Well... 855 00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:32,659 We aren't all dumb. 856 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,269 No, you're all dumb. 857 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:35,488 Sorry. 858 00:46:36,968 --> 00:46:39,579 Is this about that guy, Brad? 859 00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:44,279 I just wanna know how he feels about me. 860 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,891 It's like... 861 00:46:46,978 --> 00:46:48,675 Every time I try to get close to him he just 862 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,242 pushes me away. 863 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:55,551 It's like my personality isn't even important to him. 864 00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:56,770 I don't know. 865 00:46:59,642 --> 00:47:03,733 It's okay, I know you're too young to understand. 866 00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:11,611 But... 867 00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:15,876 One day, you're gonna make a girl super happy. 868 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:20,185 Just don't take her for granted, and you'll be good. 869 00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:30,108 "To whom is granted their greatest dream 870 00:47:30,238 --> 00:47:33,633 must own to the peril and fantasy 871 00:47:33,763 --> 00:47:36,549 or be doomed to repeat." 872 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,510 Doom. 873 00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:46,994 Hey. 874 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,517 Get dressed as soon as you can, okay? 875 00:47:48,648 --> 00:47:51,651 I need some extra help showing guests to their seats. 876 00:47:51,781 --> 00:47:52,870 What's wrong? 877 00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:57,135 Listen. 878 00:47:57,265 --> 00:47:58,353 I'm sorry I got mad at you, 879 00:47:58,484 --> 00:48:00,051 but you can't just fart bomb Marilyn 880 00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:03,619 and then lock her in the bathroom, you punk. 881 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,186 Even though it was pretty funny. 882 00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:07,319 Zach. 883 00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:12,977 I can't wrap my head around something. 884 00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:14,892 Okay, shoot. 885 00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:18,721 Ever since mom... 886 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:21,637 You know. 887 00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:25,903 I felt like there's no order in anything. 888 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:28,601 She was always there to make me a snack 889 00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,603 or hug me or... 890 00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:34,607 Make the holidays special. 891 00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:39,394 Do you remember that Christmas 892 00:48:39,525 --> 00:48:42,920 that you tried to stay awake all night to catch Santa? 893 00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:44,486 You wouldn't leave that window, 894 00:48:44,617 --> 00:48:46,793 and you drank a whole liter of Mountain Dew 895 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,360 so you wouldn't fall asleep. 896 00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:49,839 Oh no. 897 00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:53,365 And then mom had to throw away that onesie? 898 00:48:53,495 --> 00:48:54,105 Jerk. 899 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,239 What is this? 900 00:48:58,370 --> 00:48:59,762 Oh, that's nothing. 901 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:02,635 I've just been thinking about lighthearted things 902 00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:05,725 like magical time travel and the meaning of life. 903 00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:06,726 No big deal. 904 00:49:07,901 --> 00:49:09,207 Okay. 905 00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:10,077 Well. 906 00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:11,861 Hurry up and get changed. 907 00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:14,908 They're gonna start coming soon. 908 00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,997 Sure, but... 909 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:19,173 What if I don't want to? 910 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,177 Growing up isn't about just doing what you want. 911 00:49:23,308 --> 00:49:27,573 It's about being there for the people who care about you. 912 00:49:30,358 --> 00:49:33,709 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 913 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,148 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 914 00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:40,542 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 915 00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:43,937 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 916 00:49:44,111 --> 00:49:47,027 ♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪ 917 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:50,770 Ah! 918 00:49:54,165 --> 00:49:55,427 Oscar, if I ever get out of this day 919 00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:58,952 I'm switching you to an all natural diet. 920 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:03,957 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 921 00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:05,350 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing... ♪ 922 00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:16,013 How much to buy up your whole batch? 923 00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,320 How much you got? 924 00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:21,018 Uh... 925 00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:25,022 Two dollars and... 926 00:50:25,152 --> 00:50:26,414 A peppermint. 927 00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:30,027 You're not doing us any favors here, buddy. 928 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:34,727 You guys are making it so hard to be nice. 929 00:50:34,857 --> 00:50:37,034 All right, what do you want? 930 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,473 Be on our team. 931 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,880 You jerks! 932 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:41,837 Woo, yeah! 933 00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:46,146 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 934 00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:48,017 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 935 00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:49,932 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 936 00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:51,108 It's not even trying, I'm trying to-- 937 00:51:51,238 --> 00:51:52,979 I know. To get you to open up to me. 938 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:53,719 I don't want to! 939 00:51:53,849 --> 00:51:55,547 Hey Brad. 940 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:56,548 Yeah? 941 00:51:58,376 --> 00:52:01,118 You should try listening a little more. 942 00:52:01,248 --> 00:52:03,685 Girls like that sort of thing. 943 00:52:05,034 --> 00:52:07,385 You're kidding me, right? 944 00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:12,825 May I take you to lunch, my lady? 945 00:52:15,523 --> 00:52:16,220 Okay. 946 00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:19,527 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 947 00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:21,573 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 948 00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:23,488 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 949 00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:26,012 ♪ And a Happy New Year... ♪ 950 00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:32,932 So Cindy, how long have you and Brad been together? 951 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,850 Hey, guys... 952 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:40,287 Want to hear something crazy? 953 00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:43,725 That waiter's gonna drop his tray in... 954 00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:47,120 Five, four, three, two... 955 00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:50,732 Oh, ho, ho! 956 00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,081 What the? 957 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,605 How'd you know that was gonna happen? 958 00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:56,956 I'm bored, you guys bored? 959 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:58,305 Oh my gosh, no! 960 00:53:01,134 --> 00:53:03,354 Hey, ginger breath. 961 00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:04,529 Don't! 962 00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:06,357 Two... 963 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,014 What the... how'd you know that was gonna happen? 964 00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,669 Oh my God, no. 965 00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:17,194 Hey ginger breath. 966 00:53:17,324 --> 00:53:19,196 I declare a truce. 967 00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:21,502 It doesn't work like that. 968 00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:23,591 Well, how's it work then? 969 00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:27,160 Usually somebody challenges someone to something stupid. 970 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,249 Cindy. 971 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:31,425 Stupid's my middle name. 972 00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:34,428 Hey. 973 00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:36,038 If I haven't said it already... 974 00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:38,040 I know, man. It's been real. 975 00:53:38,171 --> 00:53:39,128 Yeah. 976 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:42,349 And I wanted to say thanks for... 977 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,221 for being such a good friend to me. 978 00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:46,179 And I hope... 979 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:48,877 I can be as good as a friend to you 980 00:53:49,008 --> 00:53:50,357 as you are to me. 981 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,579 Hey tools. 982 00:53:54,709 --> 00:53:56,233 Are we gonna do this? 983 00:53:56,363 --> 00:54:01,238 I'm late for my Van Damme Christmas Day marathon. 984 00:54:30,528 --> 00:54:33,835 You're special. You know that, right? 985 00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:38,231 You're still too young though. 986 00:54:44,846 --> 00:54:45,760 Zach. 987 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,763 We're like... 988 00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:50,156 Salt and pepper. 989 00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:52,158 No. 990 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,117 We're like... 991 00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:57,206 Peanut butter and jelly. 992 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,207 No. 993 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,167 We're like... 994 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,952 LeBron James and Kyrie Irving. 995 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,002 "Unseperable" duo. 996 00:55:13,484 --> 00:55:14,354 I don't care if he is 997 00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:15,703 going through a hard time, 998 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:18,837 he has to be a better brother to you, Zach. 999 00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:20,055 It's fine, I just don't expect much 1000 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:21,318 from him to begin with. 1001 00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,407 He's young and immature. 1002 00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:26,540 He's just so selfish. 1003 00:55:29,848 --> 00:55:31,023 Selfish? 1004 00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:46,299 Where are the doves? Where are the doves? 1005 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:48,388 Ricky, Ricky, where are we at with the doves? 1006 00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:50,347 He's flippin' out. 1007 00:55:50,477 --> 00:55:52,305 Oh, I can't believe this is gonna happen. 1008 00:55:55,352 --> 00:56:00,095 Ladies and gentlemen. Can I have your attention please? 1009 00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:02,707 It's time for the best man to give his speech right now. 1010 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:05,449 So will Eddie please come up here? Eddie? 1011 00:56:10,497 --> 00:56:12,020 Thank you, I know. 1012 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,848 I look good. 1013 00:56:13,979 --> 00:56:17,548 Speaking of looks, what about the bride, huh? 1014 00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:20,768 I mean, oh, wow... 1015 00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:25,294 How could someone like Zach get someone like her, right? 1016 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,426 No, no, no, like seriously. 1017 00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:28,907 Zach has like zero swag. 1018 00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:31,388 Have you ever seen him dance? 1019 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:37,089 All right, I can stop showing you, 1020 00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:40,397 he can show you when he gets up here in a minute. 1021 00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:41,746 You know, Zach. 1022 00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:43,312 I was gonna say that... 1023 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:45,271 You and me are like LeBron and Kyrie. 1024 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,926 But that's off, way, way off. 1025 00:56:48,013 --> 00:56:51,451 I'd say we're more like oil and water. 1026 00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:53,497 You know, we never see eye to eye. 1027 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:56,021 I don't even know why you had me be your best man. 1028 00:56:56,151 --> 00:56:57,414 Considering... 1029 00:56:57,544 --> 00:57:02,331 Considering how selfish and immature I am. 1030 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:04,377 Hey. 1031 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:06,466 Good luck with your new life with Marilyn. 1032 00:57:06,597 --> 00:57:10,252 Looking forward to never seeing you again. 1033 00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:12,864 Eddie, come on. 1034 00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:14,387 Eddie. 1035 00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:17,346 I knew that this was gonna happen. 1036 00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:19,958 We got a code "nutcracker." 1037 00:57:20,088 --> 00:57:23,048 I repeat, Mrs. Claus is leaving the building. 1038 00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:25,267 Mrs. Claus is leaving the building. 1039 00:57:25,398 --> 00:57:28,706 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 1040 00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:32,144 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 1041 00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:35,364 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 1042 00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:39,064 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 1043 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:43,111 ♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪ 1044 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:46,680 Ah. 1045 00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:53,818 Hey Pinto. 1046 00:57:53,948 --> 00:57:56,081 Wipe that stupid smile off your face. 1047 00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:57,386 No one's really that happy. 1048 00:57:57,517 --> 00:57:59,127 And your flower arrangements... 1049 00:57:59,214 --> 00:58:00,128 stink! 1050 00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:06,352 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1051 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,136 No, they don't stink. 1052 00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:09,224 That's all... 1053 00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:12,489 Plus, I think if you really work at it, 1054 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:15,013 in a few years she might fall for you. 1055 00:58:15,143 --> 00:58:16,318 Exactly the problem. 1056 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:17,145 There's only a day. 1057 00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:19,017 This day, forever. 1058 00:58:19,104 --> 00:58:20,497 At first I thought yeah, it would be cool 1059 00:58:20,627 --> 00:58:22,673 to do whatever I want and have fun. 1060 00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:24,849 But you don't understand, Taz! You don't understand! 1061 00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:26,894 I'm stuck forever in purgatory. 1062 00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:28,200 The same day, no presents. 1063 00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:30,419 My brother gets married to that witch 1064 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:32,204 and I can't do anything about it. 1065 00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:34,380 I like Marilyn, she's nice. 1066 00:58:34,467 --> 00:58:35,686 Nice? 1067 00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:36,991 She called me selfish, Taz. 1068 00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:38,210 Me, selfish! 1069 00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:44,346 She's taking my brother away, man. 1070 00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:47,132 She's the reason this whole day is repeating. 1071 00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:49,351 Dude, did you hit your head or something? 1072 00:58:49,482 --> 00:58:50,831 You're dating me, I mean... 1073 00:58:50,962 --> 00:58:52,354 All right, well maybe I shouldn't be dating you 1074 00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:53,834 if you just want to... 1075 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:56,750 Where I come from, people don't really need presents 1076 00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:58,230 to feel like Christmas. 1077 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:02,147 Actually what's most important is each other's company. 1078 00:59:02,277 --> 00:59:03,888 Love the nerdy girl who can kick butt. 1079 00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:06,847 And the blue hair is just awesome. 1080 00:59:06,978 --> 00:59:08,457 Dude. 1081 00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:09,458 You there? 1082 00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:13,854 She got here before Brad, right? 1083 00:59:13,985 --> 00:59:15,464 Uh, yeah? 1084 00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:17,466 Okay, what time did we get here? 1085 00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:18,380 Huh? 1086 00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:19,599 What time did we get here? 1087 00:59:19,686 --> 00:59:21,514 I don't know, like 20 minutes ago? 1088 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:22,471 10:15. 1089 00:59:23,429 --> 00:59:25,562 I know what I need to do. 1090 00:59:25,692 --> 00:59:26,998 You can come with me if you want. 1091 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:29,261 Where are we going? 1092 00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:32,960 - To get Frankfurt. - Who's Frankfurt? 1093 00:59:33,091 --> 00:59:34,701 The guy for Cindy. 1094 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:36,355 Ready. 1095 00:59:36,485 --> 00:59:37,312 Set. 1096 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:38,879 Go. 1097 00:59:39,010 --> 00:59:40,315 Frankfurt! 1098 00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:42,753 What time did you come into work today? 1099 00:59:42,883 --> 00:59:44,972 Uh, do I know you? 1100 00:59:45,103 --> 00:59:46,365 No... 1101 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:47,671 We've met, but you wouldn't understand. 1102 00:59:47,758 --> 00:59:50,021 Just what time did you come into work today? 1103 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:51,413 When the mall opened, 10:00. 1104 00:59:51,544 --> 00:59:53,241 Christmas, so we opened a little late. 1105 00:59:53,372 --> 00:59:55,156 And I get to go home early too, so that's cool. 1106 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:56,593 Why do you need to know all this? 1107 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,985 You'll see tomor... 1108 00:59:58,116 --> 00:59:59,073 Today. 1109 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:00,727 Just, you'll see. 1110 01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:01,946 Taz, come on. 1111 01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:08,343 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 1112 01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:11,608 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 1113 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:15,176 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 1114 01:00:15,307 --> 01:00:18,484 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 1115 01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:21,618 ♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪ 1116 01:00:24,055 --> 01:00:24,882 Ah. 1117 01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:31,628 Oscar, you little stinky boy. 1118 01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:32,846 This is it. 1119 01:00:32,977 --> 01:00:34,326 Last Christmas. 1120 01:00:42,116 --> 01:00:43,770 Oh here, here, let me help you out. 1121 01:00:43,901 --> 01:00:45,293 Oh, thank you. 1122 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:47,034 I'm so stressed out. 1123 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:50,385 Breaking the cycle today. 1124 01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:52,649 Antonio, Francisco. 1125 01:00:52,779 --> 01:00:53,998 - Yeah? - Yeah? 1126 01:00:54,128 --> 01:00:55,956 I wanted to say sorry. 1127 01:00:56,087 --> 01:00:57,915 I always knew your names. 1128 01:00:58,002 --> 01:01:01,614 What the heck are you talking about? 1129 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:02,920 Nothing, but... 1130 01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,617 Good luck today. 1131 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,837 You know, he may be a little cuckoo but... 1132 01:01:06,924 --> 01:01:08,360 He's a nice kid. 1133 01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:10,536 Shalom, hom-- 1134 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,450 Yeah, yeah, shalom man. 1135 01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:12,494 But come on, we gotta roll. 1136 01:01:12,581 --> 01:01:13,844 Diner, right? 1137 01:01:13,931 --> 01:01:15,236 Yeah, but we gotta make a pit stop first. 1138 01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:16,324 What are we doing? 1139 01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:18,239 Playing matchmaker. 1140 01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:23,723 What's that I got? 1141 01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:26,334 I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's! 1142 01:01:26,465 --> 01:01:27,901 Frankfurt with the Blue Swan shirt. 1143 01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:29,207 Follow me to meet a new cute nerd. 1144 01:01:29,294 --> 01:01:31,078 Uh, do I know you? 1145 01:01:31,209 --> 01:01:33,994 Ah, Frankfurt my name is Eddie Kirkpatrick, 1146 01:01:34,081 --> 01:01:36,214 we've met several times but not in a way 1147 01:01:36,344 --> 01:01:37,737 you could ever understand. 1148 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:41,175 Just trust me and please follow me to the diner. 1149 01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:43,482 What's your deal, you the muscle in this operation? 1150 01:01:43,612 --> 01:01:44,744 Me? 1151 01:01:44,831 --> 01:01:46,050 No, I'm just as confused as you are. 1152 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:47,704 Probably more actually. 1153 01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:49,706 But you should probably listen to whatever he says because 1154 01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:51,925 my dude can like see the future and what not. 1155 01:01:52,012 --> 01:01:53,884 Dude, I'll buy you hotcakes. 1156 01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,886 Oh, free breakfast? 1157 01:01:55,973 --> 01:01:57,409 Yeah, all right, I'm in. 1158 01:01:57,539 --> 01:01:58,627 It's Christmas day, I could be a little late. 1159 01:01:58,758 --> 01:02:00,673 That's what I'm talking about Frankie boy. 1160 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:01,630 Follow me. 1161 01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:09,421 Perfect. 1162 01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:17,603 Merry Christmas, what can I get you? 1163 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,560 - Hot cakes. - Hot cakes. 1164 01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:20,171 Hot cakes. 1165 01:02:20,301 --> 01:02:22,956 Well that was complicated. 1166 01:02:23,087 --> 01:02:25,219 So, why are we here again? 1167 01:02:25,350 --> 01:02:26,786 Free breakfast? 1168 01:02:26,873 --> 01:02:28,092 Cindy's about to walk through that door 1169 01:02:28,222 --> 01:02:29,354 in less than a minute. 1170 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:30,790 And I'm gonna have Frankfurt here to run 1171 01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:32,792 interference with Brad. 1172 01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:36,274 Wait, I thought you liked Cindy. 1173 01:02:36,404 --> 01:02:39,146 Sometimes if you love a girl 1174 01:02:39,277 --> 01:02:41,061 you have to give her away. 1175 01:02:41,192 --> 01:02:42,715 To a Frankfurt. 1176 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:44,761 And how do you know she's gonna walk through that door? 1177 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:45,936 She will. 1178 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:55,641 Hi, I'm Cindy. 1179 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,774 I love your shirt. 1180 01:02:57,904 --> 01:02:59,471 Uh thanks, I'm Frankfurt. 1181 01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:01,473 I love your hair. 1182 01:03:01,603 --> 01:03:02,953 Merry Christmas, guys. 1183 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:03,692 Merry Christmas, Cindy. 1184 01:03:03,823 --> 01:03:05,694 Merry Christmas. 1185 01:03:05,825 --> 01:03:07,479 So you've been watching Blue Swan a long time or... 1186 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:08,697 Yeah, like for years. 1187 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:09,568 - I love it. - Yeah, same. 1188 01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:10,482 I mean, my favorite. 1189 01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:11,744 Yeah, my dad got me into it. 1190 01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:13,746 - Oh, same. - Really? 1191 01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:15,269 You're a wizard. 1192 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,923 Nah, I'm stuck. 1193 01:03:17,054 --> 01:03:18,490 But not for long. 1194 01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:22,711 Hey Brad! 1195 01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:24,670 You're done messing with Cindy. 1196 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,193 So why don't you just go home 1197 01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:27,978 and have a Merry Christmas by yourself and Van Damme. 1198 01:03:44,081 --> 01:03:46,126 Whoa. 1199 01:03:48,868 --> 01:03:51,697 - Thanks, Frankfurt. - Thank you, man. 1200 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,786 I have to go back to work for a few hours after this, but... 1201 01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:56,615 Maybe you'd want to hang out afterwards? 1202 01:03:56,702 --> 01:03:57,616 Definitely. 1203 01:03:59,748 --> 01:04:00,619 Cool. 1204 01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:02,926 Man, I'm good. 1205 01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:05,624 I was good today. 1206 01:04:05,754 --> 01:04:07,931 And helped people. 1207 01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:11,195 I didn't screw up the wedding. 1208 01:04:11,282 --> 01:04:12,500 It felt good. 1209 01:04:15,634 --> 01:04:17,636 Please. 1210 01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:20,552 Please let tomorrow be... 1211 01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:22,902 Tomorrow. 1212 01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:34,131 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 1213 01:04:34,261 --> 01:04:37,612 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 1214 01:04:37,743 --> 01:04:40,789 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 1215 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,489 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh 1216 01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:48,667 ♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪ 1217 01:04:53,585 --> 01:04:55,717 No! 1218 01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:04,901 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 1219 01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:09,079 I don't understand. 1220 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:13,648 I've done everything I'm supposed to do. 1221 01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:17,391 What else do I need to do to make this stop? 1222 01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:26,923 I miss you, mom. 1223 01:05:29,316 --> 01:05:32,363 I don't want to tear this family apart, but... 1224 01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:35,192 she's gonna take Zach away and... 1225 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:40,327 Marilyn? 1226 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:42,025 What are you doing here? 1227 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:45,028 Well, I came here to think 1228 01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:48,031 before I have to start getting ready. 1229 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,513 Looks like you're doing the same thing. 1230 01:05:52,644 --> 01:05:53,471 Yeah. 1231 01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:01,435 Are you okay? 1232 01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:04,090 I don't know. 1233 01:06:07,572 --> 01:06:09,356 Listen. 1234 01:06:09,443 --> 01:06:11,445 In no way am I trying to get in the middle of 1235 01:06:11,576 --> 01:06:14,535 you, your dad, and Zach. 1236 01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,973 That's not what I'm here for. 1237 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:22,630 When I met Zach, he told me how hard it was 1238 01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:25,459 for you to lose your mom. 1239 01:06:25,590 --> 01:06:29,681 He was there for me when I was losing my grandma. 1240 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:34,642 But that wouldn't have happened 1241 01:06:34,773 --> 01:06:36,470 if I pushed him away. 1242 01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:40,692 Eddie. 1243 01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:44,696 You need to let people in. 1244 01:06:47,612 --> 01:06:50,832 But I'm sure you just think I'm some bridezilla 1245 01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:52,704 that hijacked Christmas. 1246 01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:55,794 I'd never say that. 1247 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:57,796 Sure. 1248 01:06:57,926 --> 01:06:58,971 Oh, I gotta go. 1249 01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:01,582 Are you coming? 1250 01:07:01,713 --> 01:07:02,583 Um... 1251 01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:10,287 I'll be there in one minute. 1252 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:11,897 Okay. 1253 01:07:20,384 --> 01:07:22,125 So, that's it. 1254 01:07:22,212 --> 01:07:26,259 I had to figure out how to accept Marilyn into my family. 1255 01:07:28,783 --> 01:07:31,656 You see how great these shoes look? 1256 01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:33,005 Look at that. 1257 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:36,269 Every, every piece in the perfect place. 1258 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,837 It's as if someone spent hundreds of hours 1259 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:41,361 making sure that this shoe looked unlike 1260 01:07:41,492 --> 01:07:45,365 any other shoe out there on the market. 1261 01:07:45,496 --> 01:07:46,323 Until... 1262 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,283 You start to uncover. 1263 01:07:50,414 --> 01:07:54,374 And that's how you get to the sole of the matter. 1264 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:59,075 And you soon realize, well this shoe... 1265 01:07:59,205 --> 01:08:00,641 is just really pieces of plastic and cloth 1266 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,122 just like every other shoe. 1267 01:08:03,253 --> 01:08:06,038 But you gotta strip away all the layers 1268 01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:09,085 in order to get to the bottom of it. 1269 01:08:10,695 --> 01:08:11,870 Aren't you supposed to be at a wedding, Eddie? 1270 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:12,871 Oh, uh... 1271 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:33,586 Frankfurt, I need you man. 1272 01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:36,938 It is vital that you come with me right now. 1273 01:08:37,068 --> 01:08:38,897 Sir, no offense but... 1274 01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:39,853 I don't know you. 1275 01:08:39,985 --> 01:08:40,898 I know. 1276 01:08:41,029 --> 01:08:42,466 Okay, okay, listen. 1277 01:08:42,595 --> 01:08:45,032 What if I told you there was someone truly special 1278 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,600 out there for you. 1279 01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:49,690 Someone who understands you and will care about you 1280 01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:51,127 more than anything. 1281 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:53,693 And is just waiting two blocks away to meet you. 1282 01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:55,740 I would say that's weird. 1283 01:08:55,870 --> 01:08:57,263 No, it's not. 1284 01:08:57,394 --> 01:08:59,700 It's Christmas. 1285 01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:02,181 Wait, what are you doing coming to work anyway? 1286 01:09:02,268 --> 01:09:04,314 I'm saving up to buy some Breezy 3000's. 1287 01:09:04,443 --> 01:09:07,012 Dude, forget the shoes. 1288 01:09:07,099 --> 01:09:08,969 Are you gonna let something like swag 1289 01:09:09,101 --> 01:09:10,146 potentially get in the way of meeting 1290 01:09:10,276 --> 01:09:11,973 the girl of your dreams? 1291 01:09:12,059 --> 01:09:14,889 'Cause she's out there, and I know her. 1292 01:09:14,976 --> 01:09:16,717 And she's really hot. 1293 01:09:22,853 --> 01:09:23,724 Okay, man. 1294 01:09:23,854 --> 01:09:26,858 - Yes! - Okay, let's go. 1295 01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:39,218 ♪ Dashing through the snow 1296 01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:42,220 ♪ In a one horse open sleigh 1297 01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,571 ♪ O'er the fields we go 1298 01:09:44,702 --> 01:09:47,139 ♪ Laughing all the way 1299 01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:49,576 ♪ Bells on bob-tail ring 1300 01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:51,621 ♪ Making spirits bright 1301 01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,276 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing... ♪ 1302 01:09:53,362 --> 01:09:57,889 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? 1303 01:09:58,019 --> 01:10:00,805 It's time for the best man to give his speech right now. 1304 01:10:00,934 --> 01:10:02,981 So will Eddie please come up here? Eddie? 1305 01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:14,818 When mom wanted us to eat our vegetables, 1306 01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:18,996 she used to tell us that we had superpowers. 1307 01:10:19,127 --> 01:10:19,911 And... 1308 01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:22,348 if we didn't eat them, 1309 01:10:22,478 --> 01:10:23,871 they'd go away. 1310 01:10:26,396 --> 01:10:29,964 Now that I'm not a kid, I realize that 1311 01:10:30,094 --> 01:10:33,359 those superpowers have to come from within. 1312 01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:35,927 Powers like patience. 1313 01:10:37,972 --> 01:10:38,930 Friendship. 1314 01:10:40,192 --> 01:10:41,106 Trust. 1315 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:47,068 She used to tell us that the most important thing 1316 01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:49,767 is that we hold onto those powers. 1317 01:10:49,853 --> 01:10:52,160 Otherwise we'd get sick. 1318 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:54,032 Now... 1319 01:10:54,162 --> 01:10:55,512 I know that... 1320 01:10:55,642 --> 01:11:00,212 I haven't been the best person to rely on, but... 1321 01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:03,563 I want Zach and Marilyn to know that 1322 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:07,827 there is nothing more important than... 1323 01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:12,485 than seeing you two happy. 1324 01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:15,227 May love be your superpower. 1325 01:11:16,141 --> 01:11:18,491 May you never get sick of eating it. 1326 01:11:32,331 --> 01:11:33,898 Hey, Ed. 1327 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:36,987 I wish your mom could've seen that, kiddo. 1328 01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,990 I'm super proud of you. 1329 01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:42,298 You miss her too. 1330 01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:43,429 Of course. 1331 01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:46,824 And on days like today, 1332 01:11:46,954 --> 01:11:50,262 whether it's Christmas or our wedding... 1333 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,352 she's everywhere. 1334 01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:55,398 I'm sorry, dad. 1335 01:11:55,485 --> 01:11:56,921 Well, I'm not. 1336 01:11:58,618 --> 01:12:01,055 See, Eddie, all that matters is that we stay strong 1337 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:02,013 as a family. 1338 01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:06,322 That's what she would've wanted. 1339 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:08,933 I know. 1340 01:12:11,065 --> 01:12:17,768 ♪ Christmas time, Christmas time 1341 01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:21,119 ♪ Christmas time is here again 1342 01:12:21,249 --> 01:12:25,210 ♪ Christmas time is here again 1343 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:28,518 ♪ Non-stop, it's a mad dash 1344 01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:31,389 ♪ Party up to the big bash 1345 01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:38,309 ♪ Christmas time, Christmas time 1346 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:42,096 ♪ Christmas time is here again 1347 01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:45,230 ♪ Christmas time is here again 1348 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:52,324 ♪ Christmas time, Christmas time 1349 01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:55,762 ♪ Christmas time is here again 1350 01:12:55,893 --> 01:12:59,549 ♪ Christmas time is here again 1351 01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:03,117 ♪ Snow fights and a sled race 1352 01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:06,164 ♪ Icicles and a fireplace 1353 01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:13,127 ♪ Christmas time, Christmas time 1354 01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:16,348 ♪ Christmas time is here again 1355 01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:23,442 ♪ It's Christmas again ♪ 1356 01:13:36,324 --> 01:13:39,066 No dog fart! No dog fart! 1357 01:13:40,023 --> 01:13:41,286 Good morning, Eddie. 1358 01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:43,331 Today is December 26th. 1359 01:13:52,818 --> 01:13:57,607 ♪ Put a warm hat up on your head 1360 01:13:57,737 --> 01:14:00,653 ♪ Happy is good and happy is free 1361 01:14:00,784 --> 01:14:03,351 ♪ Happy is you and happy is me 1362 01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:07,268 ♪ Happy is good and happy is fun ♪ 1363 01:14:07,355 --> 01:14:11,403 Hey bud, you killed it last night, great speech. 1364 01:14:11,490 --> 01:14:12,491 Morning. 1365 01:14:12,621 --> 01:14:15,102 Ready to open some presents? 1366 01:14:17,148 --> 01:14:19,237 I'm good for now. 1367 01:14:19,367 --> 01:14:21,457 So, it looks like Eddie finally got 1368 01:14:21,587 --> 01:14:24,068 to that itch that couldn't be scratched. 1369 01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:26,940 My friend from the North Pole didn't make it easy on him, 1370 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:30,422 but in the end he figured out the true meaning of Christmas. 1371 01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:31,771 Good things happen when people are good to each other, 1372 01:14:31,902 --> 01:14:33,425 and when they feed me an all-natural diet. 1373 01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:43,522 ♪ If you were Jupiter and I was Mars 1374 01:14:43,653 --> 01:14:45,306 ♪ Circle back together and round the stars 1375 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:48,440 ♪ If you were the stars and I was space 1376 01:14:48,571 --> 01:14:52,791 ♪ Travel around forever and ever embrace 1377 01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:57,318 ♪ Happy is good and happy is free 1378 01:14:57,405 --> 01:15:00,017 ♪ Happy is you and happy is me 1379 01:15:00,147 --> 01:15:03,063 ♪ Happy is good and happy is fun 1380 01:15:03,193 --> 01:15:05,936 ♪ Happy is two and happy is one 1381 01:15:06,066 --> 01:15:09,068 ♪ Happy is good and happy is free 1382 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,898 ♪ Happy is you and happy is me 1383 01:15:12,029 --> 01:15:14,814 ♪ Happy is good and happy is fun 1384 01:15:14,987 --> 01:15:19,253 ♪ Happy is two and happy is one ♪ 1385 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:29,437 ♪ Hark the herald angels sing 1386 01:15:31,135 --> 01:15:34,878 ♪ Glory to the newborn King 1387 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:40,927 ♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild 1388 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:46,237 ♪ God and sinners reconcile 1389 01:15:48,152 --> 01:15:52,025 ♪ Joyful all ye nations rise 1390 01:15:53,460 --> 01:15:57,943 ♪ Joy in the triumph of the skies 1391 01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:03,384 ♪ With the angelic host proclaim 1392 01:16:04,907 --> 01:16:08,868 ♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem 1393 01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:14,570 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 1394 01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:19,575 ♪ Glory to the newborn 1395 01:16:20,924 --> 01:16:22,925 ♪ King 1396 01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:30,411 ♪ Christ by highest heaven adored 1397 01:16:31,717 --> 01:16:35,678 ♪ Christ the everlasting Lord 1398 01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:41,553 ♪ Late in time, behold Him come 1399 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:47,080 ♪ Offspring of a Virgin's womb 1400 01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:53,043 ♪ Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see 1401 01:16:54,478 --> 01:16:58,135 ♪ Hail the incarnate Deity 1402 01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:04,315 ♪ Pleased with us in flesh to dwell 1403 01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:08,972 ♪ Jesus, our Emmanuel 1404 01:17:11,496 --> 01:17:15,326 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 1405 01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:20,331 ♪ Glory to the newborn 1406 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:23,682 ♪ King 1407 01:17:26,903 --> 01:17:31,255 ♪ Hail the heaven-born Prince of Peace 1408 01:17:32,691 --> 01:17:36,564 ♪ Hail the Son of Righteousness 1409 01:17:38,044 --> 01:17:42,353 ♪ Light and life to all He brings 1410 01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:48,228 ♪ Risen with healing in his wings 1411 01:17:49,534 --> 01:17:53,190 ♪ Mild He lays His glory by 1412 01:17:55,061 --> 01:17:59,109 ♪ Born that we no more may die 1413 01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:04,984 ♪ Born to raise us from the earth 1414 01:18:06,550 --> 01:18:10,380 ♪ Born to give us second birth 1415 01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:16,255 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 1416 01:18:17,648 --> 01:18:21,000 ♪ Glory to the newborn 1417 01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:24,395 ♪ King 1418 01:18:27,877 --> 01:18:31,619 ♪ Hark! The herald angels sing 1419 01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:35,885 ♪ Glory to 1420 01:18:36,014 --> 01:18:39,366 ♪ The newborn 1421 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:42,978 ♪ King ♪ 98566