Original subtitles

What you're about to see

may feel somewhat familiar to you.

Same but different.

Like deja vu.

Remember the movie where that guy gets stuck

living in eternity in that small town in Pennsylvania,

in the middle of winter?

What's his name again?

Bill something?

Anyway, it's like that except this is a Christmas tale.

You see my friend, Eddie,

he used to be a great kid,

but then this swag thing came along

which forced me to pull a prank on him and ugh...

I'm getting ahead of myself.

Why don't we just start at the beginning?

That way you can see for yourself what happened.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one... ♪

Hey. Yeah, I just picked up the tray liner, sconces...

Yep. I'm walking in right now.

Uh-huh, yup, I'm here, okay.

I love you too.

All right, see ya.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy. Come here, buddy.

Oh, come here!

Where's Marilyn, huh?

Hey.

Good morning, Zach.

How's the loading going?

Well, it's pretty hectic actually.

Antonio and Francisco are gonna be here any minute,

and are you sure it's okay that we're having the wedding here?

Stop.

My boy's a man now.

I know your mother would be proud of you.

Thanks, Dad.

Where is Marilyn?

She's upstairs, said something about trying on Spanx?

Okay, I have no idea what that means.

Where's Eddie?

I thought he was with you.

No, I thought he was with you.

- Taz. - Taz.

I don't know how to tell you this, Taz.

But if we don't make it through this...

It's been real, man.

That it has, Eddie.

That it has.

Bro.

The Tubinator did not disappoint.

Heck, yeah.

Ah.

♪ Merry Christmas

♪ Merry Christmas ♪

Aw, snap, my dad.

I gotta go.

What am I supposed to do with the Tubinator?

Take it home.

Later!

What?

Eddie.

I asked you to be there at the house

to help load in the stuff for the wedding.

What happened to working together?

We're the Kirkpatrick wolf pack, aroo!

Aroo!

Come on, Dad.

Look at all that snow.

I couldn't resist.

Besides, I'm pretty sure the wolf pack is getting

ripped apart by a lioness named Marilyn.

Eddie, don't start this again.

First she expects us to celebrate her wedding day

when it's actually Christmas.

And now she expects manual labor? Unbelievable!

Eddie, don't do this. This wedding means a lot to her and Zach.

Shouldn't that be cause enough for you to support your brother?

Fine.

Thank you.

But on one condition.

What's that, son?

You buy me those Breezy 3000's in Ridiculous Red.

You shouldn't put too much importance on how you look.

That's not what's important in life.

It's what's in here.

Cheese much, Dad?

I'm serious.

You stay wrapped up in yourself and your image,

you'll end up missing the important moments in life.

I'm surprised you got the Rinaldi brothers to do your wedding.

My friend Cheryl said they didn't even call her back.

She called two years in advance,

didn't even have a groom.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care if this is the middle of winter.

I promised my bride hydrangeas,

she's getting her hydrangeas, okay?

If they hear any Ricky Martin,

they're gonna have a conniption, do you understand?

No Ricky Martin.

Hey.

How's it going?

It's going okay. Yeah.

- Marilyn. - You tell her. I'm not telling her.

We don't mean to bother you, but...

We may have a problem with the tuxes.

The boutonnieres are all wrong.

They should be cranberry not raspberry.

Hey, I think the bride and I just need sec to chat, okay?

Well, that's fine, but...

If it's not the correct berry,

it's not truly a Rinaldi brothers wedding.

That's right.

My brother learned so fast.

A couple years ago, he was a lifeguard at Waterworld.

And now look at him.

He's so grown-up.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Yeah, let's give them a minute, guys, yeah?

Yeah, just a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, guys, let's go.

Okay.

Hoo, yeah. Just doing some last-minute things before

I really get to stress out.

Baby, you should just relax, okay?

Maybe take a bubble bath.

Oh, yeah. Maybe in a bit.

Hey, did you ever find your little brother?

Oh, yeah, he'll be here in a second.

Listen, there's something you should know about Eddie.

He's a good kid.

But ever since our mom passed away,

he's been a bit caught up.

You know?

Zach.

You know I know what it's like to lose someone.

That's part of the reason why we're having the wedding tomorrow.

I know. I know, I just...

If he gives you any trouble, just go easy on him.

I don't think he's very comfortable having a she wolf

enter the Kirkpatrick wolf pack.

- She wolf? - Mm-hm.

Oh, you don't even know.

- Grr. - Oh, wow.

- Grr! - That's very scary.

- Grr! - I swear, Cletus...

...if those flowers are not here by the break of day,

I will Yelp you so hard your hair will blow back, my friend.

Cletus, smarten up, or I'm gonna have to come down there, okay?

Everything's fine. Come on.

It's just a small technical problem.

But it will be resolved in a split second, okay?

We'll go?

Oh, there he is.

Hey, man.

Hey.

So...

...you wanna go help me unload the truck?

Is that a serious question?

It is, come with me.

But I'm happy that you figured it out.

Hey.

Why don't you go talk to her?

I wasn't...

I wasn't looking.

Uh-huh.

All right, first, she's older than me.

And even if I was her age,

she'd be way out of my league.

Second, she's dating this guy Brad.

He's basically a teenage Schwarzenegger.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

You never know what could happen when you guys get older.

I'm stuck in the friend zone.

Did I ever tell you how Marilyn

and I got together?

Her grandma was one of my patients.

Now Marilyn was there every time

she came in for one of her treatments.

I knew Marilyn was the one

the first time she came in.

But I also knew that pursuing her then would be wrong.

So we became friends.

Genuine friends.

Now I was there to help her through her grandma's

failing health until eventually she passed.

And I was there to help her heal after.

I wanted to be there for her.

Eventually, our friendship became a relationship,

and now here we are.

Look, all I'm saying is...

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to start out as friends.

Did she happen to tell you

about her strange fascination with birds?

Hey, where do you want these?

Oh, just somewhere safe.

Okay.

Oh...

What has she done to you?

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

What is going on?

Ugh.

Zach!

Good evening, Eddie.

The time is 10:06 p.m.

It was so crazy, man.

She was all like, "Zach!"

And I was, like, so responsible for it happening.

Dude.

So, yeah. My day ended up being pretty awesome.

- How 'bout yours? - Well, you left me alone with the Tubinator.

And since it was too heavy to drive back alone,

I slipped while trying to heave it up my garage,

and it decided to take me for a ride.

That's so awesome!

Not in a good way. I almost broke my ankle.

No pain, no gain, man.

♪ Yo, since I was young I always had to make a statement

♪ Copping kicks on eBay in my grandmama's basement

♪ When I show up in the streets I see where every homie's face went

♪ Straight to my feet staying on fleek

♪ Ain't no replacement for the kicks I rock ♪

- Dang. - Are you listening to me?

I'm not sure I'm gonna walk right again.

Taz.

I need these shoes in my life.

Maybe Cindy would notice.

Dude... I'm tired.

We still going to town for gingerbread pancakes tomorrow?

Heck, yeah. I am not gonna let this wedding ruin

my Christmas traditions.

If I had it my way, it wouldn't even be happening at all.

Dang, dude, that's cold.

Not as cold as my Breezy 3's are gonna be.

Word.

- All right, I'll see you tomorrow, man. - 'Night.

♪ Shoe game on lock, you poppin' Breezy 3000's

♪ Feeling so high up in the sky above the mountains

♪ I hit the store and copped them Breezy 3000's

♪ Roll up in the club I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride

♪ In a one horse open sleigh

♪ Dashing through the snow

♪ In a one horse open sleigh... ♪

Aw.

Oscar, come on!

Merry Christmas, Eddie.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Jingle bells, Jingle bells... ♪

What's the deal?

Dad!

Oh, good morning, Father.

Oh, I see that you're enjoying a tasty

Christmas day cup of brew from the cup

that I so selflessly bought you for Father's Day.

Ah, yes. I remember you said having helped create

the swaggiest of them all deserved a noting.

- What? - Well, how can I maintain said swag

if there is no swageth under the tree.

Eddie, I told you.

Today is about your brother and Marilyn.

We'll open Christmas presents tomorrow.

Oh, that reminds me.

I've gotta work on my speech for tonight.

Ed, have you worked on yours?

I know your brother's looking forward to it.

Oh, I'll give him a speech all right.

Beep-beep, wide load coming through.

Can I help you?

I don't take weight jokes lightly.

No, I'm sorry.

It's just a figure of speech.

Save it, Mercutio.

His name...

...is Antonio.

Nice try.

But you can't hide from me.

Zach, is that you?

Do not come in here.

I'm trying the dress on, and I don't want you to see it.

Relax, it's me.

Are you ever gonna get out of the bathroom?

The human head may weigh five pounds,

but my bladder weighs ten.

People have organs!

Stop.

I'll be out in a minute, okay?

I just need to see if this fits right.

Merry Christmas, by the way.

Oh. Did you say Christmas?

Oh, I didn't notice because there are no presents

under the tree!

What?

Can I use the bathroom, Princess Marilyn?

Why can't you just use the one downstairs?

Lorenzo and Stupendo are keeping the doves

in the bird cages down there.

It's just gross.

- Antonio and Francisco? - What?

Antonio and Francisco, that's their names.

And judging what happened with you

and the birds yesterday, I would really prefer

if you weren't anywhere near them.

Eddie. I know that this Christmas is different than the ones

you usually have with Zach and your dad,

but I've been waiting for this day

since I was ten years old.

Just give me five minutes. Okay, just give me five minutes,

and then you can have the bathroom back, okay?

- No. - What?

I'm standing up for myself and for Christmas.

This isn't funny.

Zach's gonna be here. I don't want to risk him

seeing me in the dress.

Fine.

Wait.

- I want to see the dress. - Why?

I mean, I was voted this year's Most Valuable Baller,

and I believe that does qualify me to give the A-okay.

Okay.

- Say cheese! - Eddie!

Eddie, you delete that picture right now.

Ugh.

♪ Christmas time all over again

♪ A Christmas story and the three wise men... ♪

Whoa, watch where you're going, Fabritzio.

Oh, my God, this guy's a real devil.

Shalom, homie.

Nice board, brohemith.

Yeah, my parents felt bad about telling me they're pregnant.

So I got hooked up for Hanukkah this year.

Helps my ankle out too.

So no kicks huh?

♪ Merry Christmas and Happy New Year... ♪

- Hey! - Hey!

See, now, that makes sense.

You should get more presents whenever

there's a new member of the family.

Man, this stinks.

You know how long I've been waiting for those shoes?

Oh, ho, ho!

Oh, are you all right?

I've slept with my phone on their Insta page

under my pillow for like every night since September.

Man. Marilyn is officially the Grinch in a wedding gown.

♪ Christmas time all over again

♪ Christmas story and the three wise men... ♪

Well, look at it this way.

Maybe they'll be on sale if your dad buys them

after the holiday.

No, man.

That is so unswag.

I disagree.

Now dividends are swag.

True, no denying that.

Profits are definitely swag.

Okay, I talk to you, and it's like you're never

even listening to me.

It's like you're not even there.

All right, well...

I wonder what they're fighting about.

I'd never argue with her.

She's too hot.

I'd give in every time.

Every time.

Well, statistically speaking,

the human condition doesn't allow for people

to stay together for longer than seven years.

So, if you wait long enough,

you'll be the perfect age for her by the time they break up.

Then you can get in your seven.

What's with everybody telling me to play the waiting game?

That guy is such a dweeb.

Uh-oh, Eddie?

Are you doing what I think you're doing?

What? It worked in sixth period English class.

Yeah, but that was a paper football and Mr. Johnson.

Not an ice torpedo and the lacrosse MVP.

Well, I don't want to open up, so just step up...

Hey!

Hey!

Coming through!

When did this get here?

You beautiful, beautiful shoes.

♪ I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's

♪ I think you need a pair of Breezy 3000's... ♪

Feels pretty good to have everything you ever wanted

right in front of your face, huh?

Well, yeah. Are these babies pretty popular?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've had several young men come into this shop,

literally willing to cast aside everything

in order to own a pair of those bad boys.

Hey, Taz. Sorry about bailing on you back there.

This is Zach. Oh, oh, oh.

I thought you were just running from the pounding

you knew I'd give you for almost making my fiancee cry

on her wedding day!

Yeah, about that.

If she can't stand the train,

then she should get off the tracks, man.

What? She was in the bathroom in her wedding dress,

and she said you snapped a picture?

It was harmless.

Look.

I need you today.

You're my best man, okay?

Have you even practiced your speech?

Zach, I got it, all right?

Just tell your guests to bring their swimsuits

'cause I'm gonna fill the room with tears.

Well, tears of joy.

Okay, we're counting on you, man.

Look, Marilyn's just nervous because her parents

are coming in, and she's been dreaming

of this day since she was--

Yeah, since she was 10 years old, I get it.

What is it with women?

Trust me, someday you'll understand.

Oh, my gosh!

I gotta go.

Wait, wait, hey, can I ask you a favor?

Can I borrow some money and pay you back later?

Oh, my God, what are the doves doing there?

Can't you help me?

Antonio, are you okay?

Yeah, I'll have to ask Marilyn and get back to you.

Oh, so it's like that now, huh?

Come on, Eddie.

Their wingspans are overwhelming us.

Oh, my God, they're all around us!

What are we gonna do now?

I gotta go.

The doves just got out of the cage again.

He did not just hang up on me.

Ugh, I hate her.

So... you ready to welcome a new addition to the family?

What?

Your new pair of shoes.

You wanna get them today?

They may not be here tomorrow.

You may not even want them tomorrow.

No offense, I'm pretty sure I know what I want.

What I really want is to get my Christmas back.

Is that what you really want?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Taz, what's up?

Man, where were you?

I got a wedgie, man.

Man...

I gotta go. All right?

- Merry Christmas, Eddie. - Yeah, you too.

Taz?

Hello? Hello?

Get used to them.

You sent the picture!

I'm...

I'm really sorry guys, but...

I don't feel too well. I think I ate...

...something...

You should go get some rest, buddy.

Dear Zach and Marilyn.

Ever since mom died, my dad, my brother and me

have been a team.

And I guess you're part of that team now.

Why can't you just be cool?

Anyways, congrats on the marriage and...

Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah.

Just one night's sleep away till presents.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪

Seriously, Oscar?

Again?

Merry Christmas, Eddie.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh... ♪

Dad!

What the heck?

Why are there no presents under the tree?

You told me that I'd get hooked up today.

What is the deal?

Eddie, I told you.

Today is about your brother and Marilyn.

We'll open Christmas presents tomorrow morning.

And that reminds me, I've gotta work on my speech.

Ed, do you have best man's speech ready?

I know your brother's looking forward to it.

What are you doing?

Why are you messing with me?

No one's messing with you.

Why don't you go up and work on your speech.

The wedding's hours away.

Beep beep, wide load coming through.

Wide load coming through.

Can I help you?

This is all a joke, right?

You guys are pranking me, aren't you?

Pranking?

All right, all right.

What are you doing?

Hello?

Where are the cameras?

Where are you guys hiding them?

Why are you talking about?

This is that TV show, right?

Prank Nation.

He thinks you should lay down and...

Maybe have an aspirin.

I'm going crazy.

Just to be safe.

♪ Christmas time all over again

♪ Christmas story and the three wise men... ♪

Dude.

Shalom, homie.

Yeah, my parents felt bad about telling me

they're pregnant, so--

You got hooked up for Hanukkah this year.

Whoa, how'd you know I was gonna say that?

Oh, this cannot be happening to me.

Are you okay? You look like you ate some of my mom's meatloaf.

Dude, I think I'm gonna be sick.

- Hey! - Hey!

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪

If I told you I was a part of some next-level

superhero space time continuum stuff,

would you believe me?

Potentially.

Okay.

I'm pretty sure I'm a time traveler, dude.

What do you mean?

We already walked down that street.

I already didn't get my kicks,

and you already wore that ridiculous shirt.

Well, look at this way.

Maybe it'll be on sale if your dad buys them

after the holiday.

No, you said that yester...

Jeez, this is too much.

What, profits are swag.

Hey man, look.

Okay, I talk to you and it's like

you're never even listening to me.

It's like you're not even there.

I wonder what they're fighting about.

Probably about Brad's perfect muscles.

Man.

Am I gonna be stuck seeing her with this guy forever?

Well, statistically speaking

the human condition doesn't allow for people

to stay together for longer than seven years, so,

If you wait long enough, you'll be the perfect age for her

by the time they break up.

Then you can get in your seven.

But of course if you are a time traveler,

then you can just--

Gotta get this one just right this time.

Just step up...

Hey!

Taz, come on!

Coming through, pardon me.

- I didn't do anything. - You didn't do anything?

That's weird. It wasn't closed yester-today.

My foot belongs to you.

Merry Christmas, and welcome to All Shoes.

Cool shirt, man.

Thanks.

Yeah, I love the nerdy girl who can kick butt.

And the blue hair is just awesome.

Anyway, you interested in those Breezy's?

Yes, yes I am.

Frankfurt.

Question.

Can I get these bad boys on credit?

Sure. Yeah, we even have an in-store credit loan.

Do you have a parent with you to fill out the app?

Uh, yeah.

My brother's wandering around the mall.

If you just give me the app I can have him fill it out.

Sure.

Mine now.

Zach, right on time.

Hey, I need your Social Security number real quick.

Can you give it to me?

What, why?

Well, um, they're giving away a trip to Hawaii at the mall.

And if I...

You win, then that would be a perfect honeymoon.

They just need your social for formality or something.

Protect the cake!

Okay, yeah, I'll text it to you, bye.

Okay thanks, bye.

Great, you've been approved.

Your credit loan is 500 so you could get some sick socks

to match those Breezy's.

What size are you?

10 and a half.

And Frankfurt...

Give me all the bells and whistles.

♪ Roll up in the club I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's

♪ Yo, since I was young I've always had to make a statement

♪ Coppin' kicks on eBay in my grandmama's... ♪

Taz, it's not what it looks like.

You chose those shoes over your best friend?

Man, I'm out.

Pfft.

He'll be fine.

♪ I'm rockin Breezy 3000's

♪ I think you need a pair of Breezy 3000's

♪ All of my friends are rockin Breezy 3000's

♪ You need to get a pair of Breezy 3000's

♪ Shoe game on lock, you poppin' Breezy 3000's

♪ Feeling so high up in the sky above the mountains

♪ I hit the store and copped them Breezy 3000's

♪ Roll up in the club, I'm rockin Breezy 3000's

♪ Go to the store right now

♪ Pick 'em up... ♪

This is amazing.

I'm a superhuman.

I can do whatever I want.

Maybe Taz was right.

Maybe I can jump forward seven years and ask Cindy out.

Okay, maybe not.

Let's see what the Mysteries and Magic book says.

Hey.

Get dressed soon, okay?

I need some extra help showing guests to their seats.

Where did you get those clothes?

And those shoes?

Huh?

Oh, uh...

Taz gave them to me.

For Christmas.

Pretty cool, huh?

I think dad was gonna get you those.

Oh, well...

I didn't see any gifts under the tree,

so no harm, no foul.

Change over when you can, I can really use some help.

Listen.

I just wanted to let you know that

Dad and I really care about you.

I know that things are changing fast,

and that can be a bit frustrating.

But it's gonna be really great, I promise.

"To whom is granted their greatest dream

must own the peril in fantasy

or be doomed to repeat."

Eddie.

Yeah?

Never mind.

To whom is granted their greatest dream...

Check.

What's with all the peril and doom stuff?

All righty.

Hey Marilyn, did you just get done watching

Twilight or something?

No, uh...

I'm fine.

It's okay.

Okay.

It's just...

I miss my grandmother.

You know...

She gave me this dress

the year she passed away for Christmas, and...

I just knew that she would've really loved

to see it on me.

You know, I'm just...

I'm just overwhelmed.

Well.

My dad gave me some advice once that...

You shouldn't stay wrapped up in your image,

otherwise you'll miss out on...

Stuff.

Yeah, no, I'm not sure that really applies but...

Okay.

Why don't you just come out and get married, okay?

You're starting to make me think you're a mermaid

with the amount of time you spend in the bathroom.

Eddie, you grew so much.

I hardly recognize you.

Oh, that's because I'm not Eddie.

You aren't?

No.

I'm a reflection of myself from a different time.

Mrs. Fitzgerald.

I'm a cyborg, and I can't be trusted.

Oh.

Thank you for coming Mrs. Fitzgerald.

Oh.

We're so happy you could make it.

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today

to join this man and woman in holy matrimony.

Marilyn, do you take Zach to be your

lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

And Zach, do you take Marilyn

to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

May we have the rings now please?

He'll destroy the bride!

He's a cyborg!

Baby, are you okay?

No.

How could you do this to me, man?

Your mother would be so disappointed in you.

Just go upstairs and go to your room

before you make things worse.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪

Aw!

Merry Christmas, Eddie.

I can get away with anything I want.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... ♪

Well, I had to check.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

There was like zero consequences to my actions.

I can do whatever I want,

and I'll wake up the next day as if nothing ever happened.

Don't believe me?

Watch this.

Dude, what are you doing?

Uh, Eddie?

Talking and talking and talking, jeez.

Hey Brad.

Yeah?

Merry Christmas, Eddie.

Don't worry, you said.

It's all Breezy, you said.

My parents are gonna be so mad.

Dude, don't worry about it.

Even if they're ticked off,

it'll be the same day again. Trust me.

Looks like you guys are gonna be spending

most of this Christmas in the clink.

I can't believe I fell for this.

I'm never hanging out with you again.

You said that before.

But you'll see.

Well, actually...

You won't but I'll see you tomorrow-today.

Stop saying that, it's not a real word.

And no, you won't.

Because what you're saying isn't real.

You can't relive the same day over and over again.

Sup dude.

Shalom homie.

Told you.

What?

Nothing. But I have a plan, and we're gonna need that hover board.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Woo, yeah!

Yeah!

You want me to wrap those up for you guys?

Yeah, same size.

All righty.

Dude, I wasn't playing.

I seriously don't have the money.

I'm not playing either.

Don't worry about it.

Consider it a Christmas gift.

Super cool, thanks man!

Uh, we're just gonna put them on now, cool?

Okay, yeah that's chill.

Uh, you guys gonna pay cash or card?

Uh, cash.

Psych.

What'd you say dude?

Do you not have the cash?

Don't worry about it.

Ready?

On three.

One...

Two...

Three!

Security!

Let's split up.

No way, why did you mean all this?

I told you a thousand times, don't worry about it.

We can do whatever we want.

Oh no time to talk, run!

Hold on man, we got him.

We got him.

I'm never talking to that guy again.

Whoa.

It's back.

Ah.

Back again I see.

All right, cut the act.

Who are you?

Are you the one making it the same day again and again?

Same, different.

Different, same.

These are really just words to describe things.

What truly matters is what has not changed.

Where did you come from?

Listen, Eddie.

Where I come from...

People don't really need presents to feel like Christmas.

Actually, what's most important is each other's company.

But I guess that's not...

What's that word?

Swag.

Oh.

I get it.

You want me to do like good stuff for people,

like helping old ladies cross the street.

I can totally do that, bro.

Well, I would hope that you would do that

regardless of the situation that

you find yourself in, Eddie.

All right, cool, cool.

Then what?

You know, these types of arrangements

really just sorta have to work themselves out.

But I can assure you...

You won't wanna stay in that moment for too long.

Yet I also wouldn't rush into anything.

So not helpful!

♪ Silent night

♪ Holy night... ♪

Hey Eddie.

Hey...

Sorry to interrupt.

It's okay.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Why are boys so dumb?

Well...

We aren't all dumb.

No, you're all dumb.

Sorry.

Is this about that guy, Brad?

I just wanna know how he feels about me.

It's like...

Every time I try to get close to him he just

pushes me away.

It's like my personality isn't even important to him.

I don't know.

It's okay, I know you're too young to understand.

But...

One day, you're gonna make a girl super happy.

Just don't take her for granted, and you'll be good.

"To whom is granted their greatest dream

must own to the peril and fantasy

or be doomed to repeat."

Doom.

Hey.

Get dressed as soon as you can, okay?

I need some extra help showing guests to their seats.

What's wrong?

Listen.

I'm sorry I got mad at you,

but you can't just fart bomb Marilyn

and then lock her in the bathroom, you punk.

Even though it was pretty funny.

Zach.

I can't wrap my head around something.

Okay, shoot.

Ever since mom...

You know.

I felt like there's no order in anything.

She was always there to make me a snack

or hug me or...

Make the holidays special.

Do you remember that Christmas

that you tried to stay awake all night to catch Santa?

You wouldn't leave that window,

and you drank a whole liter of Mountain Dew

so you wouldn't fall asleep.

Oh no.

And then mom had to throw away that onesie?

Jerk.

What is this?

Oh, that's nothing.

I've just been thinking about lighthearted things

like magical time travel and the meaning of life.

No big deal.

Okay.

Well.

Hurry up and get changed.

They're gonna start coming soon.

Sure, but...

What if I don't want to?

Growing up isn't about just doing what you want.

It's about being there for the people who care about you.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪

Ah!

Oscar, if I ever get out of this day

I'm switching you to an all natural diet.

Merry Christmas, Eddie.

♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing... ♪

How much to buy up your whole batch?

How much you got?

Uh...

Two dollars and...

A peppermint.

You're not doing us any favors here, buddy.

You guys are making it so hard to be nice.

All right, what do you want?

Be on our team.

You jerks!

Woo, yeah!

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

It's not even trying, I'm trying to--

I know. To get you to open up to me.

I don't want to!

Hey Brad.

Yeah?

You should try listening a little more.

Girls like that sort of thing.

You're kidding me, right?

May I take you to lunch, my lady?

Okay.

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

♪ And a Happy New Year... ♪

So Cindy, how long have you and Brad been together?

Hey, guys...

Want to hear something crazy?

That waiter's gonna drop his tray in...

Five, four, three, two...

Oh, ho, ho!

What the?

How'd you know that was gonna happen?

I'm bored, you guys bored?

Oh my gosh, no!

Hey, ginger breath.

Don't!

Two...

What the... how'd you know that was gonna happen?

Oh my God, no.

Hey ginger breath.

I declare a truce.

It doesn't work like that.

Well, how's it work then?

Usually somebody challenges someone to something stupid.

Cindy.

Stupid's my middle name.

Hey.

If I haven't said it already...

I know, man. It's been real.

Yeah.

And I wanted to say thanks for...

for being such a good friend to me.

And I hope...

I can be as good as a friend to you

as you are to me.

Hey tools.

Are we gonna do this?

I'm late for my Van Damme Christmas Day marathon.

You're special. You know that, right?

You're still too young though.

Zach.

We're like...

Salt and pepper.

No.

We're like...

Peanut butter and jelly.

No.

We're like...

LeBron James and Kyrie Irving.

"Unseperable" duo.

I don't care if he is

going through a hard time,

he has to be a better brother to you, Zach.

It's fine, I just don't expect much

from him to begin with.

He's young and immature.

He's just so selfish.

Selfish?

Where are the doves? Where are the doves?

Ricky, Ricky, where are we at with the doves?

He's flippin' out.

Oh, I can't believe this is gonna happen.

Ladies and gentlemen. Can I have your attention please?

It's time for the best man to give his speech right now.

So will Eddie please come up here? Eddie?

Thank you, I know.

I look good.

Speaking of looks, what about the bride, huh?

I mean, oh, wow...

How could someone like Zach get someone like her, right?

No, no, no, like seriously.

Zach has like zero swag.

Have you ever seen him dance?

All right, I can stop showing you,

he can show you when he gets up here in a minute.

You know, Zach.

I was gonna say that...

You and me are like LeBron and Kyrie.

But that's off, way, way off.

I'd say we're more like oil and water.

You know, we never see eye to eye.

I don't even know why you had me be your best man.

Considering...

Considering how selfish and immature I am.

Hey.

Good luck with your new life with Marilyn.

Looking forward to never seeing you again.

Eddie, come on.

Eddie.

I knew that this was gonna happen.

We got a code "nutcracker."

I repeat, Mrs. Claus is leaving the building.

Mrs. Claus is leaving the building.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪

Ah.

Hey Pinto.

Wipe that stupid smile off your face.

No one's really that happy.

And your flower arrangements...

stink!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

No, they don't stink.

That's all...

Plus, I think if you really work at it,

in a few years she might fall for you.

Exactly the problem.

There's only a day.

This day, forever.

At first I thought yeah, it would be cool

to do whatever I want and have fun.

But you don't understand, Taz! You don't understand!

I'm stuck forever in purgatory.

The same day, no presents.

My brother gets married to that witch

and I can't do anything about it.

I like Marilyn, she's nice.

Nice?

She called me selfish, Taz.

Me, selfish!

She's taking my brother away, man.

She's the reason this whole day is repeating.

Dude, did you hit your head or something?

You're dating me, I mean...

All right, well maybe I shouldn't be dating you

if you just want to...

Where I come from, people don't really need presents

to feel like Christmas.

Actually what's most important is each other's company.

Love the nerdy girl who can kick butt.

And the blue hair is just awesome.

Dude.

You there?

She got here before Brad, right?

Uh, yeah?

Okay, what time did we get here?

Huh?

What time did we get here?

I don't know, like 20 minutes ago?

10:15.

I know what I need to do.

You can come with me if you want.

Where are we going?

- To get Frankfurt. - Who's Frankfurt?

The guy for Cindy.

Ready.

Set.

Go.

Frankfurt!

What time did you come into work today?

Uh, do I know you?

No...

We've met, but you wouldn't understand.

Just what time did you come into work today?

When the mall opened, 10:00.

Christmas, so we opened a little late.

And I get to go home early too, so that's cool.

Why do you need to know all this?

You'll see tomor...

Today.

Just, you'll see.

Taz, come on.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪

Ah.

Oscar, you little stinky boy.

This is it.

Last Christmas.

Oh here, here, let me help you out.

Oh, thank you.

I'm so stressed out.

Breaking the cycle today.

Antonio, Francisco.

- Yeah? - Yeah?

I wanted to say sorry.

I always knew your names.

What the heck are you talking about?

Nothing, but...

Good luck today.

You know, he may be a little cuckoo but...

He's a nice kid.

Shalom, hom--

Yeah, yeah, shalom man.

But come on, we gotta roll.

Diner, right?

Yeah, but we gotta make a pit stop first.

What are we doing?

Playing matchmaker.

What's that I got?

I'm rockin' Breezy 3000's!

Frankfurt with the Blue Swan shirt.

Follow me to meet a new cute nerd.

Uh, do I know you?

Ah, Frankfurt my name is Eddie Kirkpatrick,

we've met several times but not in a way

you could ever understand.

Just trust me and please follow me to the diner.

What's your deal, you the muscle in this operation?

Me?

No, I'm just as confused as you are.

Probably more actually.

But you should probably listen to whatever he says because

my dude can like see the future and what not.

Dude, I'll buy you hotcakes.

Oh, free breakfast?

Yeah, all right, I'm in.

It's Christmas day, I could be a little late.

That's what I'm talking about Frankie boy.

Follow me.

Perfect.

Merry Christmas, what can I get you?

- Hot cakes. - Hot cakes.

Hot cakes.

Well that was complicated.

So, why are we here again?

Free breakfast?

Cindy's about to walk through that door

in less than a minute.

And I'm gonna have Frankfurt here to run

interference with Brad.

Wait, I thought you liked Cindy.

Sometimes if you love a girl

you have to give her away.

To a Frankfurt.

And how do you know she's gonna walk through that door?

She will.

Hi, I'm Cindy.

I love your shirt.

Uh thanks, I'm Frankfurt.

I love your hair.

Merry Christmas, guys.

Merry Christmas, Cindy.

Merry Christmas.

So you've been watching Blue Swan a long time or...

Yeah, like for years.

- I love it. - Yeah, same.

I mean, my favorite.

Yeah, my dad got me into it.

- Oh, same. - Really?

You're a wizard.

Nah, I'm stuck.

But not for long.

Hey Brad!

You're done messing with Cindy.

So why don't you just go home

and have a Merry Christmas by yourself and Van Damme.

Whoa.

- Thanks, Frankfurt. - Thank you, man.

I have to go back to work for a few hours after this, but...

Maybe you'd want to hang out afterwards?

Definitely.

Cool.

Man, I'm good.

I was good today.

And helped people.

I didn't screw up the wedding.

It felt good.

Please.

Please let tomorrow be...

Tomorrow.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪

No!

Merry Christmas, Eddie.

I don't understand.

I've done everything I'm supposed to do.

What else do I need to do to make this stop?

I miss you, mom.

I don't want to tear this family apart, but...

she's gonna take Zach away and...

Marilyn?

What are you doing here?

Well, I came here to think

before I have to start getting ready.

Looks like you're doing the same thing.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

I don't know.

Listen.

In no way am I trying to get in the middle of

you, your dad, and Zach.

That's not what I'm here for.

When I met Zach, he told me how hard it was

for you to lose your mom.

He was there for me when I was losing my grandma.

But that wouldn't have happened

if I pushed him away.

Eddie.

You need to let people in.

But I'm sure you just think I'm some bridezilla

that hijacked Christmas.

I'd never say that.

Sure.

Oh, I gotta go.

Are you coming?

Um...

I'll be there in one minute.

Okay.

So, that's it.

I had to figure out how to accept Marilyn into my family.

You see how great these shoes look?

Look at that.

Every, every piece in the perfect place.

It's as if someone spent hundreds of hours

making sure that this shoe looked unlike

any other shoe out there on the market.

Until...

You start to uncover.

And that's how you get to the sole of the matter.

And you soon realize, well this shoe...

is just really pieces of plastic and cloth

just like every other shoe.

But you gotta strip away all the layers

in order to get to the bottom of it.

Aren't you supposed to be at a wedding, Eddie?

Oh, uh...

Frankfurt, I need you man.

It is vital that you come with me right now.

Sir, no offense but...

I don't know you.

I know.

Okay, okay, listen.

What if I told you there was someone truly special

out there for you.

Someone who understands you and will care about you

more than anything.

And is just waiting two blocks away to meet you.

I would say that's weird.

No, it's not.

It's Christmas.

Wait, what are you doing coming to work anyway?

I'm saving up to buy some Breezy 3000's.

Dude, forget the shoes.

Are you gonna let something like swag

potentially get in the way of meeting

the girl of your dreams?

'Cause she's out there, and I know her.

And she's really hot.

Okay, man.

- Yes! - Okay, let's go.

♪ Dashing through the snow

♪ In a one horse open sleigh

♪ O'er the fields we go

♪ Laughing all the way

♪ Bells on bob-tail ring

♪ Making spirits bright

♪ What fun it is to ride and sing... ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please?

It's time for the best man to give his speech right now.

So will Eddie please come up here? Eddie?

When mom wanted us to eat our vegetables,

she used to tell us that we had superpowers.

And...

if we didn't eat them,

they'd go away.

Now that I'm not a kid, I realize that

those superpowers have to come from within.

Powers like patience.

Friendship.

Trust.

She used to tell us that the most important thing

is that we hold onto those powers.

Otherwise we'd get sick.

Now...

I know that...

I haven't been the best person to rely on, but...

I want Zach and Marilyn to know that

there is nothing more important than...

than seeing you two happy.

May love be your superpower.

May you never get sick of eating it.

Hey, Ed.

I wish your mom could've seen that, kiddo.

I'm super proud of you.

You miss her too.

Of course.

And on days like today,

whether it's Christmas or our wedding...

she's everywhere.

I'm sorry, dad.

Well, I'm not.

See, Eddie, all that matters is that we stay strong

as a family.

That's what she would've wanted.

I know.

♪ Christmas time, Christmas time

♪ Christmas time is here again

♪ Christmas time is here again

♪ Non-stop, it's a mad dash

♪ Party up to the big bash

♪ Christmas time, Christmas time

♪ Christmas time is here again

♪ Christmas time is here again

♪ Christmas time, Christmas time

♪ Christmas time is here again

♪ Christmas time is here again

♪ Snow fights and a sled race

♪ Icicles and a fireplace

♪ Christmas time, Christmas time

♪ Christmas time is here again

♪ It's Christmas again ♪

No dog fart! No dog fart!

Good morning, Eddie.

Today is December 26th.

♪ Put a warm hat up on your head

♪ Happy is good and happy is free

♪ Happy is you and happy is me

♪ Happy is good and happy is fun ♪

Hey bud, you killed it last night, great speech.

Morning.

Ready to open some presents?

I'm good for now.

So, it looks like Eddie finally got

to that itch that couldn't be scratched.

My friend from the North Pole didn't make it easy on him,

but in the end he figured out the true meaning of Christmas.

Good things happen when people are good to each other,

and when they feed me an all-natural diet.

♪ If you were Jupiter and I was Mars

♪ Circle back together and round the stars

♪ If you were the stars and I was space

♪ Travel around forever and ever embrace

♪ Happy is good and happy is free

♪ Happy is you and happy is me

♪ Happy is good and happy is fun

♪ Happy is two and happy is one

♪ Happy is good and happy is free

♪ Happy is you and happy is me

♪ Happy is good and happy is fun

♪ Happy is two and happy is one ♪

♪ Hark the herald angels sing

♪ Glory to the newborn King

♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild

♪ God and sinners reconcile

♪ Joyful all ye nations rise

♪ Joy in the triumph of the skies

♪ With the angelic host proclaim

♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem

♪ Hark! The herald angels sing

♪ Glory to the newborn

♪ King

♪ Christ by highest heaven adored

♪ Christ the everlasting Lord

♪ Late in time, behold Him come

♪ Offspring of a Virgin's womb

♪ Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see

♪ Hail the incarnate Deity

♪ Pleased with us in flesh to dwell

♪ Jesus, our Emmanuel

♪ Hark! The herald angels sing

♪ Glory to the newborn

♪ King

♪ Hail the heaven-born Prince of Peace

♪ Hail the Son of Righteousness

♪ Light and life to all He brings

♪ Risen with healing in his wings

♪ Mild He lays His glory by

♪ Born that we no more may die

♪ Born to raise us from the earth

♪ Born to give us second birth

♪ Hark! The herald angels sing

♪ Glory to the newborn

♪ King

♪ Hark! The herald angels sing

♪ Glory to

♪ The newborn

♪ King ♪