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DOORBELL RINGS

Ah, can I help you?

Erm, maybe? I'm looking for Josh.

Ah, right. Well, erm, if he's not over there, he might be over here.

All right, OK.

Erm, thank you.

Yeah.

So, the clues are there.

Cool. Have a quick look.

Right, so, in your pairs, you can use the evidence in front of you.

Esther, are... Are you all right?

Yeah, don't let me hold you up.

Erm, I don't have anyone.

No pair.

Oh, yeah, right.

FRONT DOOR SHUTS

Hey, everyone.

Fola, can we...

Wha... What you doing here?

I'm sorry to interrupt, I just need a couple of minutes.

Privately.

Absolutely not the time, Zack!

I mean, why are you even here?

Oh, great. You've brought a date with you.

Oh, no! Yeah, not my type.

Erm, Josh, can we have a quick word?

Jekka?

All right, Esther?

What are you doing here, Jekka?

So... Sorry, who are you?

She was in our year at school.

Didn't you get kicked out for sniffing pens?

No. What?

I... I still don't understand what you're doing in my house.

Oh, yeah, sorry... Sorry to interrupt.

I just wanted to give this back to you, Josh.

You left it at mine last night.

Ah...

And, look, I didn't want to do this in front of everyone,

but a bag of rice doesn't work - still don't have a phone.

Oh... So, erm...

Well, I think you're really great.

And I had a nice time.

I just didn't feel like the vibe was there at the end. Mm-hm.

You know? Yep. Sorry.

Yeah?

That's it.

What is she talking about?

I, erm... HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

I-I can see how this looks, and it's not that.

It looks very bad, Josh.

I feel like I might have put my foot in it a bit.

So you bailed on dinner with me

so that you can go on a date with someone else?

That feels weirdly familiar.

It really isn't what it seems like.

It wasn't a date.

Well, drinks and a snog...

Seemed like a date to me.

SHE SCOFFS

Oh, Josh!

It wasn't a...

This has all been a misunderstanding.

How? How could this be a misunderstanding?

Oh, wait, are you with her or are you with Esther?

Lol! Jekka, I'm sorry, can I just...

TEARFULLY: I'm talking to you, Josh.

I'm trying!

I-I-I was trying to do the right...

I swear to God, if you say that you are trying to do the right thing...

Now, we've talked about it and set the, erm, rules,

I would never do that.

Never? Cheers!

Well, I feel you trying to fuck your old flame

would always be against the rules, mate.

I wouldn't say old flame, exactly.

We went to school together.

I don't remember you, Jekka!

I don't remember being at school with you! I don't know who you are!

JEKKA COUGHS

I should go.

I'll show her out.

ESTHER CLEARS HER THROAT FRONT DOOR OPENS

FRONT DOOR SHUTS

I'll walk you to the bus stop.

You that lady's butler or something?

I'm her husband, believe it or not.

Hate to break it to you,

but I think she might prefer Josh.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

So, the thing is, you...

You said you wanted space, and Zephyr said...

Who or what is Zephyr?

She was saying that most people now

are non-exclusive until they talk about it.

So why didn't you talk to ME about it?

Because you were freezing me out!

I was not.

You introduced me to Tiwa as your friend.

Do you know how that feels?

So would you blame me for thinking you wanted me

to be with other people? Yes!

I would have thought you'd know what it's like

to feel lonely in a relationship!

Oh, no, Josh.

GROANING

You know, I think that the only reason that we got together

was to work out that our relationships weren't working.

I don't think that we were meant to survive.

Don't say that.

Maybe you guys should just take a beat...

Don't defend him.

I'm not defending him.

Like, he's not the only one who's been keeping secrets.

What does that mean?

What DOES that mean?

Like, if I was seeing someone, even if I wanted to take it slow...

SOFTLY: Don't you dare, Tiwa. I would at least tell them...

Don't you dare! ..that I was thinking about

going to work in New York!

Ugh... Oh, God.

WHISPERS: It's getting worse.

New York?

SHE EXHALES

What are you even doing here, Tiwa?

Now you can get out, too.

Yeah, everybody, out!

What, me? Where am I meant to go?

Mate, you OK?

I guess we should all just go home?

Well, I don't massively have anywhere to go.

ESTHER: No, let's just go back to ours!

There's no reason to cut it short yet.

It's Josh's birthday!

Afterparty! Afterparty!

Right. Come on, pal.

JOSH: Do we have to?

Afterparty! Afterparty! Afterparty!

KEYS CLANG

Lars?

Lars, you in here, mate? DOOR SHUTS

Yep, nope, he's definitely gone.

Josh, are you going to share that out or what?

No. OK.

Right, there's...

Ooh, there's Cointreau!

Although it expired in 2019.

Does Cointreau go off?

I don't really know what Cointreau is.

I should go back. N... No, you shouldn't.

Look, if I could just explain...

Isn't this whole thing about you not giving her space?

Not really. Yeah, no, it is.

Well, now that's what she needs more than ever, OK?

I will drag you back if you go, OK?

I'm stronger than you still. Ugh.

Er, that's bleach. That's fire extinguisher.

Oh, yes, Baileys! Get in!

Why's it so warm?

Think the heating pipe runs through this cupboard.

Don't worry, though, we've got ice.

We don't have ice.

MUSIC: Never Be A Good Time To Fall In Love by Dane Etteridge

Oh, Josh! It's a party! Put something on we can dance to!

You want something we can dance to?

Yeah. Fine!

Sparklers!

Oh!

Ooh. Come on, everyone, liven up!

ELECTRO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

I'm starving. Who else is starving?

Whoo! What is this?

Dance music.

Literally dance music. It's what you all asked for.

ESTHER SHOUTS: Carbonara! Who wants a carbonara?

DOOR SHUTS

Why don't I make you something fresh?

FRIDGE OPENS

Oh, no, you don't have to do that.

So, the party wound down.

FRIDGE SHUTS Where'd they all go?

DRAWER OPENS

I kicked everyone out.

DRAWER SHUTS I'm sorry - about all that.

It's just...humiliating.

I feel really...

I just feel empty.

INDIE POP PLAYS

Correct me if I'm wrong, by all means,

could you not have just asked if she wanted to be exclusive?

No! Why not?

Well, because then she might have said no.

THEY SCOFF Come on.

You need to be able to communicate!

What about you two? You're not communicating about your sex stuff.

Mm. That's different.

Is it? Because you're not really talking to me about it.

This family...

Do we have to do this now?

What if you're only attracted to Zendaya now?

Or what if I've fucked everything up by slowing the baby stuff down?

I think Zendaya's actually with the Spider-Man guy now...

Shut up, Josh! I don't care about Spider-Man.

Yes, shut up, Josh! What we talking about?

OK, let's give these two space, actually. Come on.

I get that you're not ready.

But how long are you not going to be ready for?

MUSIC: Intimidated by KAYTRANDA ft. H.E.R.

See, that's better. Come dance with me.

No, I don't feel like dancing.

It's your party, you have to dance.

HE SCOFFS

Whoo! Oh, God! Where do you keep finding these things?

We have a drawer of them.

Open water

Just what you wanted... SHE LAUGHS

You just look like you're doing the robot!

I'm copying you!

So don't leave me drowning

Don't let me down...

NINA: It's not even the tip of the iceberg.

Like, what if it doesn't work? Or what if we're bad at it?

There's never going to be a good time, all right?

But we're a team.

So sorry to interrupt,

but do you think maybe you should talk to your brother?

Why? I feel like they both might be

about to do something they're going to regret.

They're adults.

Do you know what? I've been taking care of that idiot for years.

How hard can a baby be?

Mm, if it's anything like Josh, imma send it back.

THEY CHUCKLE Let's go.

DOOR SHUTS Too busy reading minds

Already made it here

Don't overthink when you could be lovin' me

When you could be lovin' me...

SPRAYING DROWNS OUT MUSIC

THEY SPIT

What the hell?

You people!

Do you know how far you have to push things

to make me the responsible one?

Absolute nonsense.

Mm. Mmm!

SHE CHUCKLES

I'm glad it's just us two.

So we can talk?

So I can kill you without witnesses.

HE CHUCKLES

I deserve that.

It was an insane thing to do,

calling off the house sale. HE SIGHS

I just...

You just...?

I just didn't want to let you go.

I couldn't admit it was over.

You were always very attentive to me...

In some ways.

MUSIC: You & Me by Disclosure

Yeah.

Gonna be you

And me

Gonna be everything you

You ever dreamed

Gonna be you

And me

Gonna be everything

Gonna be you

And me

Gonna be everything you

You ever dreamed

Gonna be you

And me

Gonna be everything.

SHE SIGHS AND MOANS

MOANING CONTINUES

SHE GROANS

SHE PANTS

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