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(Roger�Laughingstick�narrating)
Mn'ehh.
Mn'ehh.
?�Yes�I�can love�you�baby�?
?�All�night�long�?
(People�chattering)
Man:�Alright.�So,�that's why�we're�trying
to�be�more�inclusive.
So,�Chuck�shes.�Chuck�theys.�Mm?
Makes�sense,�right?
Oh!�Hey,�Chief�Jo!
You�got�something�on�your�shirt.
Nice�try,�Ernie.
That's�my�medallion!
Maybe�your�eyes�are�going bad�in�your�old�age,�mn'ehh.
(laughing)
Oh!�Yeah.�It's,�uh--
I�see�it's�a�duck�taking�a shit�by�the�campfire.
Real�majestic.�(chuckling)
Oh,�oh,�I�have�to�take�an important�phone�call.
Hello?�(laughing) Prime�minister.
Oh,�yeah.�Sorry,�guys.
I�just�have�to�take�this very,�very�important�call.
Yeah.�No.�The�memorandum�of understanding.
Bye.
Jo.
(sniffing)
Fok!�They�put�us right�by�the�shitter!
Ugh.�Nobody wants�bathroom�bannock.
It's�the�perfect�spot�for a�bunch�of�shitty�losers!
-�(Paul�growling) -�Both:�Butterns.
Paul,�you�know, I�just�can't�tell
if�your�table's�too�small or�if�you're�too�big!
You�know�for�a�fact�that that�table�is�way�too�small!
Yeah.�Paul�hasn't�lost any�weight,
so�he's�just as�big�as�ever.
(laughing)�Good burn,�b'eb.
Rose:�Just�wait�till�everyone gets�a�whiff�of�this.
People�will�be�drifting�in�on clouds�of�bannock�stink.
Already�ahead�of�you.
(fan�whirring)
Hi!�Oh!
(laughing)�How�many would�you�like?
Two?�Okay.
There!�(sighing)
Give�me�your�biggest beaded�medallion.
Mm.�How�about this�one?
-�Bigger. -�Bigger?�Huh.
Okay,�but you�asked�for�it.
?
Tsk.�Look�at this�Buttern�over�here.
Hey,�Buttern.
Pump�up�the�jam.
?�I�can't�believe�?
?�My�fucking�eyes�?
?�I�want to�shack�up�?
?�With�you�?
What�was�that?
?�Fuck�?
Uh...�I�said,
hey,�Buttern,
you�got�any�bread�for that�Buttern�or...
Good�one...�I�guess.
Uh...�hey,�Buttern,
did�your�butt�get�burned�and then�you�put�it�in�an�urn?
Ouch.�I'm�burning up�over�here.
Uh...
?
Okay,�sir. One�bannock�for�you.
It�tastes�real�deadly�with some�of�our�raisin�jam.
I'm�good,�man.
Raisins�don't�spread.
Yeah,�they�do!�Watch!
(grunting)
(grunting)
-�(grunting) -�(snapping)
Customer: It's�okay,
Bought�some�Buttern jam�earlier.
(gasping)�Get�that away�from�our�bannock.
That�devil-paste will�turn�you�into�a�liar!
Give�our bannock�back.
You�ruined�it�with your�dirty�jam�hands.
Bad�customer!�Bad!
Now,�go�find�a�place to�lay�down�somewhere!
Real�mature, Bitterns.
(Paul�chuckling)
Female�voice: Rose...
Amawishin.
Can�you believe�this?
(chuckling) Yeah.�Crazy.
(laughing)
Uh--�(clearing�throat)�I gotta�go...�use�the�bathroom.
Hey,�Jo.
Ho'leh!
(laughing)
Hey,�everyone!
Hey,�come�here. Look�at�this.
After�we�made�fun�of�Jo's�tiny medallion�over�there,
she�went�out�and�bought�a bigger�one!�(laughing)
Oh!�Oh!�This old�thing?
I--�I�forgot�I�had another�one.�(laughing)
It�looks�like it�hurts�your�neck.
(Ernie�laughing)
No.�Nope.�Nope. I�just�slept�wrong.
Why�don't�we move�this�along?
And�let's�go take�our�seats!
This�thing�looks�like�it's the�size�of�a�satellite�dish.
Okay.�At�this�time,
we�should get�started.
Hey,�good�idea,
unless�Jo's�mighty huge�medallion
has�any�objections!
Mn'ehh.
(Ernie�laughing)
Serena:�Do�you�always dress�like�a�checkerboard?
Yeah.�Good one,�Butt-burn.
Speaking�of�butts,
does�this�costume makes�mine�look�big?
Yeah.�I�don't�think�it needs�any�help.
You�know,�we don't�have�to�do
this�whole�Bittern-Buttern thing,�hey?
Bonnie:�Hey!�You�get�away from�that�Bittern�kid!
She'll�give�you�nits.
I�was�just�telling�her�to�get her�ass�back�to�Grouse�Lake.
Yeah,�Then I�said,�"Sure.
Anything�to�get�away�from moo-breath�over�here."
(scoffing)�You�tell that�Grouse�Laker
that�they�all have�scabby�lips!
Oh,�yeah.�I�said that�twice�already.
Good.�Okay. Carry�on.
Hey,�want to�take�off?
Yeah.�Fuck�this�place.
There�you�are!
What�took you�so�long?
Uh,�pregnant�lady�poops.
I�hears�thats.
Wait�a�minute.
You're�lying.
-�What? -�But�you�never�lie�to�me!
Uh,�yeah,�I�do.
Wait�a�minute.
(sniffing)
You�ate�the�jam!
Fine.
How�could�you lie�to�me,�Rose?
When�I�ate�it,
I�entered the�spirit�world.
You�see�what�the jam�does?
It�makes�you all�crazy!
You're�going�right�where you�belong,�the�trash!
Female�voice: Paul...
Amawishin.
(grunting)
Fok'n�sweet!
Did�you�taste the�jar�of�jam?
Uh,�no!
You�did.�You tasted�it.
-�No!�I�swear!�I-- -�Shut�up.
You�ate�the�lie-jam.
Did�it�tell�you�to burn�things?
What?�No!
Mine�didn't�do that�either.
So,�what�do you�think�it�wants?
I'm�no�jam-ologist,
but�I�think�it�wants us�to�eat�more!
-�Let's�pump�up�the�jam. -�Mmm.
(chattering)
Welcome�to�the�Eastside�Chiefs Organization�Conference.
To�start,�we'll�discuss economic�development,
and�at�this�time,�I'd�like�to introduce�our�leaders.
With�me�is�Chief Jo�from�Grouse�Lake...
(people�applauding)
...Chief�Ernie�from Greater�Grouse�Lake...
(people�applauding, cheering)
...Chief�Maureen�from Big�Grand�Rapids,
Chief�Morris�from�Tiny Grand�Rapids,
and�myself,�Chief�Sonya from�Totally�Normal�Rapids.
Let's�start�with�opening�remarks from�Chief�Ernie.
-�(Ernie�chuckling) -�(people�applauding)
Thank�you.�Miigwetch.
(chuckling) Boozhoo.�Aniin.
Oh.�Tansii.
It�is�with great�honour
that�I�am�here�with�my fellow�leaders,
my�brothers,�my sisters,
and�Jo.
The�fok?
We�have�travelled�great distances�to�be�here,
but�my�journey�was�perhaps�the most�difficult�of�all.
I�was�offered�a�free upgrade�at�the�airport,
but�I�thought�of my�people,
and�I�said�no!
I�chose the�middle�seat,
because...�(choking�up) ...humility...
is�the�mark�of�a great�leader.
(people�murmuring)
(thumping)
(audience thumping�tables)
Chief�Jo?
Jo:�Niin�Jo.
My�journey was�also�not�easy.
When�I�first�got�here,�my room�wasn't�even�ready.
I�was�forced�to�sit in�the�lobby�and�wait
while�they�made up�my�room!
(thumping)
For�my�troubles, I�was�offered
a--�a�suite�with a�fancier�coffeemaker.
You�know,�the�ones with�the�little�pods.
But�I�turned�it�down
in�favour�of a�simpler�coffeemaker.
(thumping)
But�I�knew...
(choking�up)�...that�some of�my�people�never�had�coffee,
and�I�knew�that some�of�them
would�appreciate
my�strong�humility.
(clearing�throat) Coffee-making-wise.
(Ernie�slurping)
Sonya:�Miiigwetch,�Okemow�Jo.
Ugh.�These�conferences are�the�worst.
Yeah.�They--�They�totally suck�in�every�way�possible.
I�mean, they�can�be�fun.
You�get�to�meet�cool�people from�different�reserves.
Yeah.�No. You're�right.
They're�the�greatest. I�love�them.
You�know what�else�I�hate?
Yeah.�I--�I�probably hate�it,�too.
Being�a jam�mascot.
Same,�man.
I�hate�it.
No�way.�You're a�jam�mascot,�too?
Yeah,�big�time. Raspberry.
So�you're�a�jam�mascot and�the�daughter�of�a�chief.
Yeah,�right?
It's�crazy�how�much�we have�in�common.
Now,�you're�going to�tell�me�that�you�have
an�ASMR channel,�too.
Yeah.�I'm-- I'm�down�with�AMSRT.
Oh,�that's�cute.
You�have�no�idea what�it�is.
Is�that�that whispering�thing?
It's�more�than�that.
It�helps�people�relax and�get�to�sleep.
It's�like�a�tingly brain�massage.
The�fuck�is�that?
It's�a�microphone.
Close�your�eyes.
(whispering) Hello.
Hello.�Hello.
Psst.�Psst.
(aloud) I�said�close�your�eyes.
Right.�Right.�Sorry.
(whispering) Chickadee.
Chickadee.
Bonnie,�Bonnie.
You�know�what?�I�think�we�all got�off�on�the�wrong�foot.
Rose:�Yeah. You're�not�a�mascootch.
In�fact,�I'm�the�one�that's a�mascootch!�(laughing)
What�do�you Bitterns�want?
Maybe�we�should�come�together like�Hobbs�and�Shaw,
like�Kong and�Godzilla,
your�jam and�our�bannock.
You're�crazy!
I'm�not�actually a�Bittern.
So,�uh,�just�putting that�out�there.
-�You�could�give�me�some. -�Rose!
Neither�of�you are�going�to�get�shit.
Um. (clearing�throat)
This�is�everything that�we�made�today.
Just�give�us�one little,�simple�jar.
-�Just�a�taste! -�Rose:�Yeah.
Nothing�needs to�get�burned.
Your�Bittern�money�ain't no�good�here.
You�know�what? At�first,
I�felt�bad�for�calling�the health�inspector�on�you,
but�you�know�what? I'm�glad�I�did!
You�what?
-�There�he�is�right�now. -�Bonnie:�Oh!
Is�this�the Buttern�jam�booth?
Paul: Yes,�it�is,
and�look�how�filthy everything�is!
It�actually�looks fine�to�me,
but�whose�booth�is�that, so�close�to�the�bathroom?
Ernie:�And�so, in�conclusion,
investing�in�wind�turbines will�provide�jobs
and�allow�us�as�a�people to�harness�the�power...
(inhaling)
...of�the�wind.
(exhaling)
Aho.
Mn'ehh.
Chief�Jo,�is�there something�you�want�to�say
about�Chief�Ernie's�wind turbine�idea?
One�sec.
You,�uh,�sure�we�need any�more�wind�turbines?
Seems�we got�enough�wind
coming�out�of�Chief Ernie's�mouth�over�there.
Audience�members: Oh.
Mn'ehh. (chuckling)
Just�teasing!
It's�traditional!
Lateral�violence,
while�sadly�too�common in�our�communities,
is�not�traditional!
You�call�that lateral�violence?
Lateral�violence would�be�me�saying,
"You�had�way�too�many Danishes�at�that�table."
Ho'leh.�We're�here�for the�economic�development,
not�the�Danish baking�industry.
(audience member�gasping)
This�is�why�nobody likes�you�guys!
Okay!�At�this�time,�I'm�going�to ask�everyone�to�cool�down.
-�He�started�it! -�No,�I�never!
Scot'apin! Let's�take�five�minutes.
(grunting)
(chattering)
(Serena�hissing)
(whispering) Puh,�puh,�puh.
Ever.�Sick.�Ever.�Sick.
Weenuk.
Weenuk.
Mn'ehh.�Mn'ehh.
(aloud) So?�Feel�any�tingles?
I�think I�fell�asleep.
I�love�you--�It.
I�love�it.
-�Thanks.�(chuckling) -�Uh...
You�should�subscribe to�my�channel.
Yeah,�um, if�I�have�time.
I�work�a�lot.
What�do�you�do?
Right�now? I'm�in�summer�school.
-�Oh,�yeah? -�Yeah.
Uh,�for work,�though,
I�take�care�of disadvantaged�kids.
One�of�them�is�40.
(door�opening)
Hide!
(footsteps�going�by)
(whispering) I�thought�I�saw�a�Buttern.
(whispering) I�see�one�now.
-�(aloud)�Oh,�yeah? -�Yeah.
What�do�you�think?
Chickadee�(whispering): I�like�it.
A�lot.
?
Huh.
That�a�bad�"huh"�or a�good�"huh"?
It�sounds�like�a�good�"huh."
Well,�we�don't�like�to�say things�are�good�or�bad,
but�the�selling�of�food�within five�feet�of�a�bathroom�facility
is�prohibited�by�the�Manitoba Safe�Foods�Act�of�1983.
Wait.�What�are you�trying�to�say,�bro?
Your�food's�too�close to�the�shitter.
(sighing)�Straight to�the�trash.
Female�voice: Amawishin.
Fok'n�fluffy!
(music�playing)
-�Hey! -�(music�grinding�to�a�stop)
Oh.
-�She�stole�our�bannock! -�Ah!
Not�only�will�the�wind turbines�provide�us�with...
(whispering) Hey.�Psst.
Nobody�likes�me?
-�Nobody�likes�you. -�(Ernie�grumbling)
Sonya:�...reduced�compared to�traditional�methods...
Mascootch.
You're�a�mascootch. That's�you.
Constructing�the�wind turbines�would�allow�us...
(sniffing)�Oh,�you smell�that?
It�smells�like�piss.
Or�is�that�just�because you're�a�wiizii'geewan'nakinth.
Also�sell�excess�power back�to�the�government.
-�You're�pissy. -�You�probably�can't�even�smell
the�piss�because�you're so�pissy!
Sonya:�At�this�time,�I�have to�ask�you�both�to�stop.
(nasally)�At�this time,�I�must�ask�you
to�try�a different�phrase.
(murmuring)
This�is�hardly chief�behaviour!
Yeah,�Jo!
You,�too,�Ernie!
Both�of�you�are�acting like�children!
She�called�me�fat!
He�made�fun of�my�medallion!
That's�it!
At�this�time,
both�of�you�can get�out!
After�you, pleather�mukluks!
Okay.�Mr.�Drops�His�.22 In�the�Muskeg!
Jo:�Poor�babies!�Couldn't hack�it,
so�you�packed�up your�mamas�and�left!
Ah,�shut�up!
-�Bonnie? -�Bonnie:�Oh!
She�stole our�bannock!
Bonnie,�what�are�you doing�with�devil's�food?
It's�just�so�good!
I�can't�help�it!
That�filth has�made�you�a�liar!
Just�give�it�back!
The�fok? This�is�total�chaos.
-�I�love�it. -�I�think�I�know�what�to�do.
Well,�you�better�hurry.�My�mom's got�your�dad�in�a�headlock.
Say�uncle!
Never! (grunting)
Just�let�me�have�it!
Just--�just one�more�bite.
Drop�the�bannock, or�the�jam�gets�it.
It's�got�so�much more�life�to�live!
(whispering) Hello.
(people�murmuring)
Hello.�Hello.
-�(people�murmuring) -�Hello.
Chickadee,�get�away from�that�Buttern!
You�want�to�get nits�or�what?
This�isn't�the�place�for�you. The�adults�are�talking.
-�Shh.�Shh.�Shh. -�(murmurs�quieting)
Why�does�my head�feel�like�this?
Aniin.�Aniin.
-�I�feel�so�calm... -�Serena:�Aniin.�Aniin.
...and�yet�so�annoyed�at the�same�time.
Serena: Aniin.�Aniin.
I�want�it�to stop�because�it's�dumb.
-�Serena:�Shh. -�But�I�also�feel�calm.
-�This�is�stupid. -�Serena:�Maanoo.
-�Right? -�Serena:�Shh.
Yes,�it�is,�but�somehow I�feel...
less�angry.
(aloud) Chickadee,�it's�working.
-�You�did�it! -�(giggling)
Jo:�Can�I�borrow this�fucked-up�little�mic?
Of�course.�Yes,�ma'am.
Jo: Ah.
Everyone,�you�know, I�will�admit,
things�got�out of�control,
and�for�that,�I apologize.
But�I�just want�to�say,
if�we�can't�put our�differences�aside,
we're�no�better�than our�kids.
I'm�better.
But�Jo,�she�stole our�bannock!
But�Ernie,�they took�our�jam!
(Jo�sighing)
Alone,�the�bannock
is�just�bannock,
and�alone, jam�is�just�jam.
But�if�we�put�those�two things�together,
amazing�things can�happen.
(Paul�chuckling softly)
Bonnie,�would�you�like
to�dip�my�bannock into�your�jam?
Uh,�as�weird as�that�sounds,
you�bet.
Ah.
Bonnie: Oh!
Oh!�Fok,�that's�good!
(grunting)
er�Laughingstick�narrating)
?�Hey�I'm�built�like�bannock�?
?�Don't�take�long�now to�understand�it�?
?�I,�I'm�built�like�bannock�?
?�I�got�the�bread�?
?�No�need�to�panic�?
?�Hey�I'm�built�like�bannock�?
?�Don't�take�long�now to�understand�it�?
?�Wow�I'm�built�like�bannock�?
?�I�got�the�bread�?
?�No�need�to�panic�?
?�Whoa�jah�?
?�So�fresh�?
?�I'm�big�and�round�?
?�Make�that�booty�go touch�the�ground�?
?�So�crispy�?
?�Lookin'�like�gold�?
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