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(upbeat rock music)

♫ Wake up girl it's time to go ♫

(splashing and laughing)

- Hey guys.

Hey, I don't mean to bother you, I was just wondering

when I'm gonna get my Omega Kappa Kappa

confirmation letter.

(laughing)

- You actually thought you could be part of us?

Next year you should like try joining a whore-ority

not a sorority.

Let's go.

- Hey, how's it going?

- Good, how you doing?

- Oh my God, no, we can't.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.

(giggles)

- Excuse me, have you seen my daughter Brianna?

Brianna?

(screams)

- Oh my God!

- Jesus Christ!

- Oh my God, oh my God!

- Have you seen my daughter?

(plate breaks)

(screaming)

(creepy music)

Brianna.

Brianna!

- [Voiceover] Was that Heather really hurt?

- [Voiceover] Bitch.

I know, I love it.

- This guy yesterday, I can't believe that he actually

thought that I'd give him my number.

I mean he drove a hybrid and didn't even know

who Ed Hardy was.

- Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.

You don't need the calories.

- Like there really isn't a place in the world for them.

(clock chiming)

(clapping)

- Okay, Roxy, Amber, go get the new pledges.

It's time.

- Our pleasure, Stephanie.

(mysterious music)

- Thank you Amber, Roxy.

And it's time to begin.

Tonight is the night, the final night.

We started with 20 pledges for Omega Kappa Kappa

and you three are what's left.

Due to the unfortunate circumstances last year,

we decided to go back to an old Omega Kappa Kappa tradition.

- Or because the dean made us.

- Yeah, we are going to focus on what's inside,

whatever that means.

(laughing)

We are the sorority that every sorority aspires to be like.

We are the girls every girl wants to be.

Every man's fantasy and every girl's worst nightmare.

If any of you make it, you are going to be

living your life like you've never lived it before.

We are going to make you like us in every way.

- [Both] Every way.

- It will be difficult for you ladies,

but I think you can do it.

Maybe.

Since none of you girls are gonna be making it on looks,

you're going to have to make it with your wit,

and we're going to be testing it.

I'm a big fan of horror.

I mean, look at Haley's outfit, it's pretty scary as it is.

(laughing)

- I think nauseating more than terrifying,

but that's just me.

- Well I always defer my fashion decisions to you, Amber.

No, you girls are going to have to tell a scary story.

- A very scary story.

- If your story is good enough,

then you will be good enough too.

But if it's not.

- [All] Bye bye.

- We have to scare you?

- Yeah, like try and make us feel a little bit

like you feel right now.

- Who's going first?

- How 'bout the biggest loser?

- Oh I know who that is.

- Come on girls, we have to be fair.

Each of our pledges brought us a gift for our

refreshment table.

What am I in the mood for?

Now I'm in the mood for something salty.

Excellent, you'll go first.

- Go sit in the chair.

- Yeah Tonya.

- That big round thing the size of your ass.

- I didn't know we had to tell a story.

I don't know what to say.

- Well than obviously you don't fit in with us,

so why don't you go--

- Wait!

Gimme a minute.

Oh, I've got one.

(claps)

- Lights.

- This happened when I was in Portland.

True story.

Girl's name was Lily.

Lily was this smoking hot brunette.

- Excuse me?

Brunette?

Smoking hot?

- Did I say brunette?

No, no, Lily was blonde.

Sorry, this smoking hot blonde.

Lily lived with this wannabe writer named Tommy in a huge

house, by that I mean he worked at a coffee shop

while he worked on his novel.

Anyway, they had just moved in together when out of

nowhere his ex-girlfriend came back from England.

You know how stupid guys are.

He invited her to stay with them while she found a job.

Lily did not take this well.

She was finishing up her psych degree so she and the ex

were pretty much alone in the house every day, all day.

- Hey Sarah.

Did you say something?

- No, why?

- [Voiceover] She was maybe getting a little obsessive.

- Lily?

Hey sweetie.

- Hi.

- Sorry it took me so long getting home.

You guys eat yet?

- No, we didn't eat yet.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Okay, what's in the bag?

- Ooh, little gift.

Check this out.

I saved its life.

Found it in the trash.

- Oh, great, so you're a dumpster diver now?

- Watch this.

(winding)

- [Doll] I love you.

- Oh my God, that's really creepy.

- It's an antique.

Could be worth some money.

Either way, I dunno, I figured it could keep you company

when you're home alone.

- [Lily] I'm not alone, your ex is here.

- So Sarah, any luck finding a place?

- I spent most of the day online.

I'm gonna look at a whole bunch of places tomorrow

and I'll be out of your hair as soon as possible.

- Oh, no need to rush it.

- Thanks Tommy, you're so sweet,

but I would never want to be a burden.

- Oh, you could never be a burden.

(clears throat)

- Look what Tommy brought me home today.

Another friend to the table.

- Check this out.

- [Doll] You're my best friend.

- Oh my God, that's so creepy.

Here, give us a look.

(winding)

- [Doll] You're special.

(laughing)

- Toss it over here.

(winding)

- [Doll] I really like you.

- Ooh.

- Oh, Tom, I think it's got the hots for you.

- Lily, I think you might need to watch it.

(laughing)

(fake laughs)

Honey, this spaghetti is fantastic.

I love you.

She's staying with us for maybe a week.

Yeah, that one.

About two years, but it's been a pretty long time ago.

No, Lily's totally cool about it, she understands,

and again, it's for maybe a week until she finds

her own place.

(glass breaking)

(eerie music)

(romantic music)

Who's my little woogie?

(laughs)

- Tommy.

Tommy.

- Mm-hmm.

- Tommy, hey.

- What's wrong?

- I feel weird with Sarah here.

- Look, we're just friends.

She doesn't even care.

- Yeah, I'm sure she doesn't.

- You're so beautiful.

- No, Tommy, no, stop it.

No.

(creepy music)

You're sick, you know that?

- What, what?

- What, are you like five?

(laughing)

- Did I sleep like that?

- Oh yeah, I guess you did.

- I must be losing it.

(winding)

- [Doll] I think I love you.

(giggles)

- I love you too.

I don't think it's Sarah the one that you should be

worrying about.

- [Doll] Ow.

- Come on.

Lily.

- Well I guess it's just you and me tonight.

(winding)

- [Doll] I think I want him all to myself.

(giggles)

- God, it's like a bloody accident waiting to happen.

(electric buzzing)

Shit!

Ow!

Ow!

(laughs)

- You're really funny, you know that?

- What?

- What is there like a radio inside?

You making it talk?

- I don't know--

- If you have something you want to say to me,

you can just say it to my face, okay?

We don't have to play these little games.

- What?

- I see the way you look at him.

- Lily.

- No, no, no, no.

I know that you and him had a thing back in the day,

and that's fine.

But don't think for one fucking minute

that just because you're back in the States

you and him got a shot again.

And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Boop.

- If you think there's something wrong between us,

talk to me about it first, don't accuse our guest

of becoming something.

- No, no, no, hey, listen!

Either way, I think there's something going on

with that doll.

- You've got an overactive imagination baby, okay?

- It said some things that it shouldn't say.

- Well so did you.

(winding)

- [Doll] I love you.

- Will you please shut the fucking doll up

before I rip its fucking head off, Tommy?

- You're just jealous!

- You're stupid.

(laughs)

You're stupid.

- I am stupid.

(laughing)

- Stop it, stop it!

(creepy music)

Tommy, I don't know if I'm in the mood yet.

- Well you will be.

As soon as I do this.

(laughs)

- Oh yeah, I'm in the mood.

(laughs)

(creepy music)

- How did you get here?

How did you get here?

Oh shit!

Fuck!

(giggles)

- [Doll] Shouldn't put your hands where they don't belong.

Skank.

- What?

What did you just say?

- [Doll] We can be best friends.

- That is not what you just said!

- What the hell is going on in here?

- She burned my hand on purpose!

- Un-fucking-believable.

(knocking)

(creepy music)

(intense music)

- You got something you wanna say to me,

then say it now because tomorrow

you're gonna be in the dumpster.

(winding)

- [Doll] I think you're special.

- Oh I know that part.

(winding)

- [Doll] We can be best friends.

- Oh, I'm sure we can, creepy doll.

I'm sure we can.

Are you all talked out?

- [Doll] Soon he's gonna be all mine.

(giggles)

(screams)

(screams)

- [Voiceover] A fucking doll?

- [Voiceover] I tried to tell you.

The doll is jealous of me.

The doll is jealous of me.

(eerie music)

(doll giggle)

(exhales heavily)

(glass breaking)

(doll giggles)

- [Doll] We can be best friends.

(screaming)

(intense music)

- Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!

(screaming and crying)

Oh God!

- [Doll] Tonight he's all mine.

- You fucking bitch!

- [Doll] I wouldn't touch me if I were you.

(electricity buzzing) (screaming)

(doll giggles)

- Holy fuck!

Holy shit, Sarah!

Oh no, no Lily, no baby, baby no!

No, no, no, Lily!

Oh my God, no!

- [Doll] I hope they allow conjugal visits

where you're going to.

- Fucker.

(giggles)

- And they put him away for life.

♫ Now I'm a backstabber lady

♫ But I don't know why ♫

- Well, I think that was worth a shot.

Sisters.

- You do understand we wouldn't drink with you

until we found you worthy?

- But us drinking to you is a positive sign.

- Ish, I wouldn't exactly call it a positive thing.

Well now that I've had salty, am I in the mood for sweet?

I think I'll save that.

How about liquid?

- You better have brought some good wine.

- Oh, I did a wine tasting last year so I would know

the difference.

Yep, that's a good one.

We can drink this.

- Continue.

- [Voiceover] Phoebe, up, come on.

- You want me to tell you a scary story?

- Have you been asleep for the past hour?

Of course that's what I want you to do.

And while Tonya's story was okay, I expect yours

to be even better.

- Better be creepy.

I want to feel my skin crawl.

- Okay.

I have one.

A beautiful Hollywood actress on hard times.

(cell phone ringing)

- Who could be calling so late?

- Maybe if you picked it up, you'd find out.

- Roxy, pick up the fucking phone.

- Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Ooh, heavy breathing, yeah, that's real hot.

- Okay, where were we?

- Beautiful Hollywood actress on hard times.

She was desperate and so she had to, uh.

You know her, Eva DeMarco, that actress who releases like

one movie a year and then they all show up at midnight

screenings?

You never hear from her the rest of the time.

She used to do all these indie films

and one day it just ended.

- As long as the check clears, it's brilliant.

- [Voiceover] Anyways, this is what really happened to her.

I heard that once she turned 30, the studios

didn't want her as the hot love interest,

even though she still looked amazing.

They were about to foreclose on her house in the Hills, so.

- Welcome, Miss DeMarco.

It is an honor to have you.

- [Voiceover] She told her agent that she would take

the last role on earth as long as the check cleared.

- Please make yourself comfortable.

You must be tired after your long journey.

- [Voiceover] And so that's exactly what she got.

The last role on earth.

- I will call for Victor.

- Victor?

- Your director.

- [Voiceover] Once she got to the creepy castle

she started having second thoughts.

That is, until she met Victor.

He was like something out of an old Hollywood movie.

Charming, but in a very disturbing way.

- You are beautiful already.

Perfection is impossible to improve upon.

- At least I know you're not a vampire.

- Ah, yes.

Is there an American alive who does not associate

this region with vampirism?

Blame it on Bela.

- Bela?

- Lugosi!

The man who played Dracula.

Todd Browning directed, 1931.

- Before my time, and I'm not really that into

horror movies.

- Yes, I know, I have researched your filmography

extensively.

You have never done a horror film.

- I'm impressed.

- Yes.

Oh, please, forgive me, I am Victor Ayonesco.

And I am thrilled to have you here.

- A pleasure.

So now when am I gonna see that script

so we can go over our little opus together?

- No business yet, please.

This is a European film.

Slower pace.

Please, sit down.

I know you must be tired.

Your bags are being brought to your room, yes,

but please, join me for a little drink.

- Alright, but only in the spirit of actor director bonding.

- Of course.

(bell ringing)

Allow me to introduce Footcandle.

He has been with us for a very long time.

Oh, please forgive.

He is obsessed with light.

Light and shadow, shadow and light.

Thank you, my friend.

- Nice to meet you.

Can he speak?

(laughs)

- Yes, of course.

But he is a little shy.

How do you say?

Starstruck.

Please.

Join me for some absinthe.

To you.

- To the Crimson Echo.

- Ah.

- So Victor, why me for this part?

Who else did you approach?

- Eva, would you believe me if I told you

that you were my one and only choice?

Yes, it's as if this role were specifically written for you.

- Flattering.

- Your face is beautiful.

Beautiful for 35 millimeter film.

- [Voiceover] Anyway, the absinthe hit her, hard.

You know, absinthe is a hallucinogenic?

She had dreams, nightmares, really.

All because of the drink.

The absinthe even became a part of her nightmares.

♫ Time goes by in the blink of an eye

♫ What have I done with my life

♫ Rivers run wild and I'm swept with the tide

♫ Why am I feeling so tired

♫ Well nothing is easier and nothing is harder

♫ Than passing the time

- Such a shame.

♫ Woman walks by with a look in her eyes

♫ There's a look in her eyes

♫ Eyes wide open like she's playing with fire

♫ She's been playing with fire

♫ Well nothing is easier and nothing is harder

♫ Than passing the time

♫ So she's packing it all away

♫ And starting over every day

♫ She's starting over every day ♫

(gasps)

- What the hell?

(creepy music)

(clapping)

- My dear, you have totally validated

my casting choice for this picture.

You look amazing.

Magical.

(laughs)

Yes, like a dream within a dream.

- Please, let me seat you.

- Hello everyone.

- Eva, I would like you to meet the crew

of the Crimson Echo.

- It is our ritual to have a cast and crew dinner

before filming.

- Oh, none for me thank you.

I had a really rough night last night.

Very weird dream.

- Being in a strange place has a way of acting

onto your subconscious.

- Yeah, I guess that explains it.

(tapping crystal)

- And now I would like to make a toast.

To our latest and greatest star, Eva DeMarco.

- Oh, please if we're all gonna be working together,

can't I at least see your faces?

- Soon, soon.

Eva, did you know that once man invented a way

to capture moving pictures, to capture life,

what was the first thing that he did?

He recorded death.

Executions, war, in a word, horror.

(snaps)

♫ Come down, don't be scared

♫ I hold your hand until the very end ♫

- This is disgusting.

- No!

That's history.

The man who filmed, shot it, was a great artist,

is a great artist, and he's right here now!

- What are you talking about?

That had to be filmed in the early 1900s.

Anybody from that is dead by now.

- Yes, but what about the undead?

I would like you to meet my cameraman.

He is as gifted now as he was then.

- And she, she recorded the most

unspeakable horrors.

(snaps)

- Eva, I see you don't understand what is in front of you.

This is a dream team of technicians.

These people have shot the most horrific images

since the birth of cinema, making the horror live.

And as long as the images live, they live too.

- There is a small but devoted audience.

They make our films for people just like us.

- The undead.

The undead need their entertainment too.

And we have grown quite jaded in these modern times.

- We've seen everything, everything horrific.

We've collected images like others collect antiques.

Nosferatu just won't do.

- You might say the only horror is

there is no horror left.

- So now we make our own, and our audiences demand

more and more from us.

- Name value.

And this is where you come in, Eva.

You have never done a horror picture.

- That virginity is very appealing to us.

- No, no, no!

No!

Ah!

(laughing)

- No, no, no, no!

(screaming)

- Well, what is your pleasure tonight, my dear?

- I'm ready for my close-up, Victor.

I'll always be ready for my close-up.

- She got her wish.

She will never age, but now she lives

in a world of the undead and is only alive on film.

- That wasn't scary, that was weird.

- Was that even worthy of a shot?

What the hell, it's been a long night.

- Is it time for the sweets?

- I think you've had enough to drink, Amber.

- You calling me a drink, drunk?

- Amber, girl, we have one more story to get through.

Cut her off.

- I'm on it.

- If you value your life, bitch, you'll go sit down.

- Well I believe Haley has brought something for us?

What is this, Betty Crocker?

You couldn't even go to a bakery?

- Talk about low rent.

- It's a special family recipe.

I thought you'd appreciate that more.

- Um do these have real butter in them?

- By now you've had more than enough time,

so this had better be good.

- I want to be entertained.

Dance monkey, dance.

Woo, woo, woo.

Get up, move.

- You heard Amber, get in the chair, monkey.

- In a quiet suburb, on an ordinary night,

three girlfriends were getting ready for the movies.

Their names were Stephanie, Tiffany, and Amber.

- [Voiceover] Excuse me?

What did you say their names were?

- [Voiceover] I mean, their names were Anna, Jenna,

and Meredith.

- Nope, it's still not working.

- Okay, so, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna replace

this jack and then I'm gonna reroute this wire through

the backyard, that way--

(interrupting)

- I don't care, just make it work.

I need to record this show, and if I miss it

I'm gonna fricking kill someone.

- Hopefully that won't be necessary.

What a bitch.

- It's still not working?

- No, and I'm trying to record the Eva DeMarco special.

If I miss it, I'm gonna fricking stab this maintenance man.

Where's Anna?

- You're gonna have to give me another 20 minutes

to fix this.

- Anna, we have to leave!

Dude, okay, mister cable man, we're gonna go so

just let yourself out when you're done.

- [Anna] Okay, I'm ready.

- Okay, let's go.

You ordered the tickets, right?

- Oh, well we can just buy them when we get there.

- No, Mer, you were supposed to get them online.

- It's Friday night, they're gonna be sold out.

- Well worse comes to worse we'll watch another movie.

- Worse comes to worse, I'll fucking shoot Meredith.

(eerie music)

- Oh, fuck!

I've been waiting for the Northville Tunnels all year.

Every horror movie that's come out recently has been shit.

Finally a good one comes along and you fuck it up.

- So all the movies were sold out.

It's not that big of a deal.

You're kinda being a bitch.

- Actually, what I am is kind of a fuckwit

because I thought you two could handle purchasing

some goddamn movie tickets.

- Enough Jenna!

We'll see it tomorrow.

We can watch one of your old favorites tonight.

How 'bout, how 'bout Beast City with Eva DeMarco,

your favorite?

- Where's the fucking cable guy?

This isn't working.

It's not recording.

- He said he would be back in 20 minutes,

he's probably out back.

- [Meredith] Look Jenna, I'm really sorry.

- Well I'm gonna get out of my jeans

if we're not gonna do anything tonight.

- Listen, we're gonna have fun tonight no matter what.

I promise.

(screams)

- Do you see something strange in here?

- Um, nope.

- You're freaking me out, Anna, what is it?

- That is my underwear drawer.

- And?

- And?

I think the fricking cable guy went on a fricking

adventure through my underwear drawer.

- Okay, I think you're fucking insane

and you forgot to close it.

(party music)

- Who are you calling?

The landlord to tell them the repairman's an asshole?

- No, we're gonna make some prank calls.

- Ooh, let me make the first one.

- Sure.

- [Jenna] How do you block a number?

- Star.

- Put it on speaker, I wanna hear.

(phone ringing)

- [Voiceover] Hi, you've reached Thor and Amanda.

- Thor and Amanda?

- [Voiceover] We can't come to the--

- [Voiceover] Hello?

- Uh, hello, is this Amanda?

- Yes, this is Amanda.

- Um, hi, this is Detective Mackenzie from the LAPD.

- [Voiceover] Yes?

- [Jenna] Terrible news about Thor.

- [Voiceover] Thor?

- He uh, he was found dead last night at Arby's,

he choked on a beef steak.

- [Voiceover] I'm watching Thor right now

on his exercise bike.

Who is this?

(laughing)

- Jenna!

You need help!

Not only was that not funny, you just pretended

you were a cop!

- I thought it was funny.

- Let me do something that won't get us in trouble.

(phone ringing)

- [Voiceover] Hello?

- Hi.

This is Sally from Pizza Palace.

As a part of our customer appreciation program,

your household's been selected to receive

some free pizzas tonight on us.

How would you like that?

- [Voiceover] Free pizzas, that sounds great, yeah, great.

- Yeah, you can have up to seven.

- [Voiceover] Uh, okay.

You need my, (knocking) oh.

Hold on, ma'am.

Hold on Sally.

- Sir, do you need to get that?

- [Voiceover] Yeah, yeah, hold on Sally,

let me go to the door real quick.

(knocking)

Stop harassing me, please.

What are you?

Put the knife down, put the knife down.

- This is getting a little weird.

- I know, should I hang up?

- Do not.

- [Voiceover] Look at this mess you made.

- [Voiceover] Please, put the, oh, oh my God!

(gasps)

Oh my God!

- Hello?

- [Voiceover] Sally!

- Sir?

- [Voiceover] Help me, Sally, help!

- Somebody's killing him!

- [Voiceover] Please no, stop, no, please, stop!

Call the police, call the police Sally!

- Hello?

- We heard what you did.

- Hello?

- Call the police.

(phone ringing)

- Pick it up!

- No!

The answering machine!

- [Voiceover] Hi, you've reached Jenna, Anna, and Meredith.

Leave a message.

- All our names are on the answering machine.

- It's just our first names, he doesn't know where we live.

- Shh, listen.

(heavy breathing)

- Who was that?

You blocked our number, right?

- Mer?

- Look we have to call the police, someone just got killed.

- There's no fucking way we're calling.

- We have to, I wouldn't be able to live with myself

if I caused someone to die!

- We're not responsible for his death, are we?

- No, but now this motherfucker has our number!

(phone ringing)

- [Voiceover] Do nothing, call no one, or you're next.

- Call the cops, he can't do shit to us.

- No we're not calling the cops, are you insane?

(phone ringing)

- [Voiceover] 911 emergency, what's the nature

of your emergency?

- We think we heard someone get killed over the phone.

- [Voiceover] Oh God, killed?

- An older man, we don't know his name.

- But he's out there somewhere dead

and now the motherfucker who did it is calling us.

- [Voiceover] Where is he located?

- We don't know, we need the police.

- Shh.

Look, ma'am.

We're really sorry, we're just a little freaked out

and we really need you to send someone out here.

(phone ringing)

(creepy music)

- Hello?

- [Voiceover] Ma'am, this is 911.

We were disconnected because of all the calls

coming in right now.

- Yes, sorry.

- [Voiceover] All units are tied up but we're gonna

send someone out to you as soon as they become available.

- Oh, thank you so much.

(phone ringing)

Hello?

Listen.

- [Voiceover] You girls never listen do you.

So now I've got to deal with you.

All of you.

- You know what?

We should have pretended like that never happened

and ignored that weirdo's phone calls.

I mean, what if he finds us?

- He can't fucking find us.

- You guys, let's just turn all the lights off

and pretend we're not home.

- Okay, good idea.

- Where the fuck's the cable guy?

(pounding on door)

- Oh my God.

Should I answer it?

- Oh my God.

- Anna, stop it.

(pounding on door)

- Should I just get it?

- I don't know.

- We called the police!

- [Officer] I know, I am the police ma'am, open up.

Come on, open up.

- Don't you usually come in pairs?

- Not always.

Can you open the door, ma'am?

(police radio)

Now what seems to be the problem this evening?

I understand you think you might have

heard a murder over the phone?

- No, officer, we have no idea who any of these people were.

We were just messing around, it was totally random.

- Is there anybody else in here tonight?

- Shouldn't be.

- No.

- I hope not.

Officer, there's no way he could find us, is there?

- You never know, there's a lot of information out there

on the internet.

I'm gonna go run a report on the last call that you made,

and then I'd like to check outside, okay?

(police radio)

- He just doesn't seem like a cop, he's sweaty and weird.

- I know.

That's why I'm grabbing this, just in case.

- I'm glad the cable guy didn't steal your mace

when he stole your panties.

- Not funny.

Do these expire?

- I gotta lock my patio door.

- Don't cops usually have partners?

- I don't know, I mean, do you think he's just

some random guy with a full uniform?

- I don't know.

And haven't you noticed we haven't gotten any phone calls

since he got here?

- You should always keep this locked.

(creepy music)

- Thanks for the advice.

Maybe Jenna should be a cop.

- If it turns out something really did happen

to this man tonight, don't be surprised

if you see me again tonight.

(intense music)

(screaming)

(stabbing)

- I don't know.

- She better not be fucking around.

That retarded cop probably did the same thing

at her window.

Stay here.

If I don't come back in three minutes, call 911.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Jenna, Jenna, oh my God!

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

Jenna!

- Stab that bitch's hand.

- Where is he?

(crying)

Oh my God.

Anna?

Anna!

Anna, answer me!

(crying)

(intense music)

(knocking on door)

- Girls, it's Officer Ambers.

Open up.

Come on, open up.

You okay?

Open up!

(crying)

It's me.

- Officer.

Jenna and Anna.

Oh.

What happened?

- I just broke in the bathroom window.

Didn't you hear me at the door?

- No.

(pounding on door)

- Drop everything and turn around!

- Whoa, I didn't do it!

- Stay right here, and don't fucking move.

- Hey man, (mumbles).

- Meredith, what is it?

What happened?

- I don't know.

- Meredith, it's okay.

(crying)

Meredith, it's alright.

We gotta get you out of here.

You can trust me.

(yells)

(intense music)

(gunshots)

(crying)

- Oh my God, what's happening?

- Look at this mess you made.

- Oh my God, no, I'm sorry, please, no, please.

(drill buzzing)

(screaming)

- Her body was found the next day.

- So they all died?

- Yep.

She got them all.

- I don't think I like that ending.

I liked those girls.

- Oh, well, that's the story.

(ominous music)

- Now it is time to make our decision.

Are we ready, sisters?

It has been a very difficult decision.

- No it hasn't.

- As I was saying, it has been a very difficult decision,

but we are now ready to announce our two newest members.

Mindy and Rachel.

(applause)

- What?

Who are they?

They weren't in our pledge group.

- Did you actually think any of you guys

would fit in with us?

We had our own private rush.

- So this was all just one big joke?

- The dean wanted us to do something more official

and formal this year after last year's unfortunate event.

- You mean, when you killed that girl?

- You mean that psycho that killed herself?

- Oh, I remember that, in the garage.

- The pool house.

- I think the three of you can go now.

- And don't let the door hit you in the ass

on the way out.

- Bye bye.

- Maybe that wine wasn't such a good idea.

- [Tiffany] I don't feel so good, you guys.

- Oh, the wine was perfectly good.

I'm thinking it's more likely the poison in the cookies.

Probably kicking in about now.

- Come on, Haley, the scary story

portion of tonight is over.

- This isn't a story.

It might be one this time next year when people talk about

whatever happened to that sorority of mega-bitches

known as Omega Kappa Kappa?

- What are you talking about?

- I poisoned you.

You didn't really think I wanted to belong

to this society of social retards, did you?

(laughs)

I just wanted to get close enough to do the deed.

- You poisoned us?

You're psychotic!

- Yeah, I'll accept that, I'm crazy.

But you made me crazy when you killed my sister, Brianna.

Technically half-sister.

Different last name.

She so admired you.

She wanted to be like you.

(pop punk music)

(mumbles)

- You're not good enough.

You're not good enough!

You're not pretty enough.

You're not pretty enough.

You're not pretty enough!

- It's not my fault your sister was crazy,

this is just a sorority.

- This sorority killed her.

But it's all good.

Since you're paying with your lives, you know what?

I'll call it even.

- You'll never get away with this.

- Group suicide?

A bunch of brainwashed bitches following the leader.

- Why would we kill ourselves?

We have everything.

- You have nothing.

You live these shallow, empty lives,

and that's what your note says.

It's actually a text and a blog.

Even emails written to your parents.

By the time anyone dim enough to be your friend

figures out how to dial 911, you'll all be dead.

- We may be dead, but you'll still be a loser.

- I'll just have to deal with that for the rest

of my very long life.

- I'm gonna haunt you, you fucking bitch!

- Then I'll have a really good scary story to tell,

won't I?

We're done here, Mom.

- Have a cookie, Haley.

- With pleasure.

And they found their bodies the next day.

Their ghosts still walk the halls of the sorority.

The end.

♫ When the other is dead

♫ And the deed has been done

♫ And the situation's

♫ Clearly very sticky

♫ Who knew I was so tricky

♫ When the other is dead

♫ And there's no one to tell

♫ How I did it so well

♫ We're headed for disaster

♫ It's you that I was after

♫ Everything's what you have

♫ Isn't that what you said

♫ But everything means nothing

♫ When you're dead

♫ When the other is dead

♫ I've only them to blame

♫ Lost mine is a winning game

♫ And payback is a mother

♫ I'm sure you did discover

♫ And everything's what you had

♫ Isn't that what you told me

♫ Isn't that what you said

♫ But everything means nothing

♫ When you're dead

♫ When you're dead

♫ When the other is dead

♫ Oh when you're dead

♫ And everything's what you have

♫ Isn't that what you said

♫ But everything means nothing

♫ When you're dead ♫

♫ Your night song

♫ It's time to have fun

♫ Shadows being revived

♫ Girls are so hip

♫ Down at the Sunset Strip

♫ Only the fastest survive

♫ Stars and bimbos driving in limos

♫ Making out in the dark

♫ Saints and sinners

♫ Losers and winners

♫ They've all come to the park

♫ Every night is a Friday night in Hollywood

♫ Feel no pain, driving in the fast lane

♫ Every night is the dreamer's night in Hollywood

♫ Feel so fly, looking for a new high

♫ In the evening he will be leaving

♫ All his failures behind

♫ Drinking sweet wine, watching the dollar sign

♫ From a bar in the sky

♫ Every night is a Friday night in Hollywood

♫ Feel no pain, driving in the fast lane

♫ Every night is the dreamer's night in Hollywood

♫ Feel so fly, looking for a new high

♫ She's a waitress fighting the shyness

♫ When a suit comes around

♫ She's a dreamer, jumps in his Beamer

♫ She was lost now she's

♫ Yeah right

♫ Every night is a Friday night in Hollywood

♫ Feel no pain, driving in the fast lane

♫ Every night is the dreamer's night in Hollywood

♫ Feel so fly, looking for a new high

♫ Money, power, sex

♫ Talent, success

♫ Failure

♫ Every night is a Friday night in Hollywood

♫ Feel no pain, driving in the fast lane

♫ Every night is the dreamer's night in Hollywood

♫ Feel so fly, looking for a new high

♫ Every night, every night in Hollywood

♫ Feel no pain, driving in the fast lane

♫ Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood

♫ Feel so fly, looking for a new high

♫ Every night is a Friday night in Hollywood ♫

♫ I'm a backstabber lady

♫ But I don't know why

♫ I throw those knives

♫ And I'm a backstabber lady

♫ Even though this woman tries

♫ To change her life

♫ I don't know why I treat you like I do

♫ When I love you more than life itself

♫ I think I'm just another poor bastard

♫ With a cold selfishness

♫ See that I'm a backstabber lady

♫ But I don't know why

♫ I throw those knives

♫ And I'm a backstabber lady

♫ Even though this woman tries

♫ To change her life

♫ I'm so pathetic when I cry

♫ Begging for forgiveness and one last try

♫ I mean it's after we work things out

♫ I'm back and I'm throwing the sharpness

♫ I'm a backstabber lady

♫ And I don't know why

♫ I throw those knives

♫ And I'm a backstabber lady

♫ Even though this woman tries

♫ To change her life

♫ And I'm a backstabber lady

♫ But I don't know why ♫