Original subtitles

Someone once said,

"The only difference between men and boys

is the size of their toys."

Well, if that's true, then I think I just became a man.

Or at least an Adult Mutant Ninja Turtle.

This particular playroom happens to belong

to our sworn enemy, Oroku Saki,

a.k.a. the Shredder.

( grunting )

The dudes with the disappearing act,

they're called Foot Tech Ninjas,

quick to act, tough to beat.

We've been fighting our way up, floor by floor,

to the top of Shredder's skyscraper of evil.

It's kind of like a video game with lots of different levels...

Only there ain't no earning extra lives in this game.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( grunts )

All clear.

( can rattles )

Nice one, Casey.

Why don't you just broadcast it to the Foot Ninjas?

What Foot Ninjas?

I'm telling you, there's nobody down here.

( sniffs )

I believe you may be right Mr. Jones.

Well, that'd be a first.

Welcome home, everybody.

Ahh, just like we left it.

Cool.

Home sweet home.

And you were worried the Foot would find this place, Mikey.

Heck yeah, I couldn't bear the thought of them harming my babies.

Hello, babies.

Daddy missed you.

Yes he did.

Did you miss me? Did you?

( gulping )

Uh, wouldn't that milk be about three months old?

Blah!

( coughing )

That would explain the chunks.

I don't get it.

Last time the sewers were crawling with Foot goons

searching for us.

Why would Shredder just send them all home?

Maybe he thinks there's no one left to search for.

You know, being dead might have its advantages.

Yeah, it must might give us the element of surprise.

Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

I think he's thinking what you think he's thinking.

If he's thinking what I'm thinking,

then I'm thinking we shouldn't just be thinking.

What do you think?

Huh?

Shredder believes us vanquished in the explosion

at Miss O'Neil's, thus leaving our enemy

vulnerable to a surprise attack.

Ah!

Hmm...

Okay.

If we're gonna do this, we need to find out everything

we can about Foot headquarters.

I don't know if I can hack into that system.

It was designed by Dr. Baxter Stockman, himself.

Too bad you don't know anybody who used to work with Stockman.

Remember my sons,

the battle you face today will be most arduous.

You must go in prepared.

Hyah!

I'm prepared, to kick some shell.

I think Master Splinter meant a little something more.

I believe the time has come to return

the Shredder's sword to its former owner.

Now you're talking.

Aah!

Forget something?

Uh, maybe you should have the honor of carrying the sword, bro.

Uh, after all, you're the sword guy.

Are you all right, my son?

I--I was just remembering the last time I tangled

with Shredder's elite ninja,

I--I don't want to let me brothers down.

You must look within and find a strength

that is yours and yours alone.

You will not let them down.

I feel it in my heart.

We're in! We're in!

We had to use three different dictionary attack programs

to crack the encryption algorithm.

And then it was just a simple matter of creating

a dummy account and installing a remote access Trojan horse.

Thrilling.

But can you get us inside?

Never mind that, can you get us to Shredder?

Getting inside's easy.

Getting to Shredder, difficult but doable.

What concerns me is everything in between.

Bring it on.

I can coordinate the computer systems from this end.

Great. Casey, you stay here and protect April,

just in case.

We're gonna be a four-turtle wrecking crew.

Five.

Let's roll.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

This is it.

We're going in!

Huh?

( alarm sounds )

Parameter alarm.

Find out what it is and take care of it.

This is control, we're under attack, commence lock-down.

Front armor down.

( tires squealing )

( gunfire )

( tires squealing )

Ah, crud.

Aah!

( beeping )

( grunts )

What?

Empty.

Nice remote control work, slick.

And they say hours and hours of video games are bad for you.

Poor battle-shell, I really loved that

oversized gadget laden gas-guzzler.

And I'm sure the next one you build you'll love just as much.

But right now, let's stick to the plan.

April, stage one complete.

Roger that, Don.

Uploading worm program.

Now.

So, what are you doing, exactly?

Whipping up a virus to clog their internal communications network.

( grunts )

Whoa!

( beeping )

Hun, report.

Sir, the truck was a decoy.

What?

There's something else you should know.

I've seen this truck before.

It belongs to the Turtles.

The Turtles, alive?

But Stockman assured me that they were...

Stockman!

Stockman, report to me at once!

Stockman! Stockman!

Stockman!

Hun, search the building,

put all ninja on full alert and find Stockman.

I can't hear you master.

Your signal is breaking up.

Security control, this is Hun.

Can anybody hear me?

Foot's com system's down, what's next?

April, I'm having trouble getting in,

can you dig up an access code?

Yeah, but it's gonna be tricky, they change the codes hourly.

Allow me.

Ha!

Noisy, but effective.

( shouting )

Now, that's a lot of ninjas.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

So, we doing this with banter or without?

( screaming )

Definitely without.

( grunts )

Hyah!

( grunting )

Heh!

Ooga-booga- booga!

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

( punching )

Wha!

Whoa!

( laughs )

( groaning )

Donnie, do your thing.

Hyah!

April, I'm hooking up,

prepare to download remote access codes!

Creating synergistic interface now.

Whoa!

You mind, I'm working here.

Sorry!

( grunts )

Uptown express, coming through.

Whoa!

Hyah!

Well, that was refreshing.

No doubt more will be on the way.

April, we need another way out.

Main ventilation shaft, the duct is located

in the Northwest corner.

Got it.

( groaning )

Where are the Turtles?

Turtles--

( grunts )

Find them.

( growls )

( whistles )

It's like I died and went to techno geek heaven.

Whoa!

A turtle could kick some serious butt with this stuff.

What do you think this one does?

( coughing )

That answer your question, lame brain?

Come my sons, we must keep on the move.

Wait.

What is it, Sensei?

( sniffing )

I sense a presence.

Nobody here but us turtles.

No, something is here.

Something that cannot be seen.

Foot Tech ninjas.

- Whoa! - Ah!

( grunting )

Don't worry guys, I came prepared for these creeps.

Aah! No!

( grunting )

Ha!

In your face Invisible Man, smoked your transparent butt!

( clears throat )

Ah, shell.

Oh!

Ha!

They're toying with us.

Yeah, then it's time to use some toys on them.

( beeping )

Whoa!

( grunts )

What the--

Hang on, I got your back.

( grunting )

Way to go, Raph.

The laser's messing up their cloaking controls.

Whoa!

Whoa-oa!

Look out!

Hey, bro, now you just gotta work on your aim.

I only see two.

Where is the third ninja?

- Oh. - Whoa!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Time to get the shell out of here.

What is happening?

Stockman? Hun?

Someone report!

Always thought this room could use a skylight.

Whoa!

Hang on, Mikey, I came prepared.

( shouting )

An electric counter shock shuriken.

Instant short-circuit.

Huh?

Get him before he--

Aah!

Hang on bro, we'll get you out.

( gasping )

Guys& Take cover.

And leave you? No way!

( grunts )

( grunting )

Free at last.

Ugh, not with the amazing, invisible ninjas in the house.

( grunting )

Ah!

Whoa!

( grunts )

Yo, Donnie, ugh, can't you shock him?

Not if I can't see him.

I'll take care of that.

Raph, think fast.

Hyah!

( shouting )

Excellent work, my sons.

And we put out all the fires, too.

Which way now?

Up!

( grunting )

What is this place?

April, check the building schematics,

see if you can tell us where we are.

All I can tell is you're on the 33rd floor.

It won't display any other information.

Hmm, it looks kind of familiar.

It should.

It's a Foot genetics lab.

Are you saying that this is just like

that abandoned lab we found deep under the city?

♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun ♪

Knock it off, Mikey.

( alarms blaring )

I didn't touch anything, honest.

( shouting )

( roars )

Is that the Shredder?

( growling )

I don't think so, Mikey.

( growls )

Though they might be his genetic clones.

Might be?

Hey, Donnie, got anything in your bag tricks to deal with this?

( growling )