Original subtitles

( wolf howls )

It is said that a terrible monster roams these woods.

A creature from a forgotten age

that brings terror and fear in the dark of night.

( roars )

Yes, there's a terrible monster roaming these woods...

and it's me, booga booga!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( door creaks )

No! No! Aah!

No!

Casey's Jones, I just mopped the floor!

- Ah! - Out!

Out, you big, careless jerk!

Hey! You can't kick me out of here, girl-zilla!

This is my grandma's house.

Ipso functo, it's my house.

( growls )

Uh, uh, guys,

I'll be outside if anyone needs me.

Heh heh heh.

Yeah, right, if I need a Neanderthal,

I'll give a yell.

Hey, where is everybody?

Casey's been ejected from the ball park

and April's in the kitchen.

I think Mikey's out exploring in the woods.

Despite the explicit instructions to stay near the house.

And Leo?

He's--he's kind of been moping around,

out in the barn all morning.

Again?

Your brother has suffered injuries,

both physical and spiritual, Raphael.

And he will need the support of all of us,

if his wounds are to fully heal.

Hmm.

Oh!

What is it about Casey that gets under my skin?

He's so--so...

Oh!

Master Splinter, maybe you could teach me to meditate,

so I wouldn't get so angry at him.

Even meditation has its limits.

Unh, women!

Who needs them?

( munching )

Nut?

You're the nut.

Hey, where you been all morning?

Just wandering the woods.

Yeah, well, I got news for you nature boy,

crazy man Hatchet next door,

he likes wandering those woods too.

Tell me about it.

He sicced his pit-bull on me this morning.

He saw you?

For crying out loud, Mikey, even I know we're supposed

to be keeping a low profile up here.

Relax Case-man, no one saw me.

I'm a ninja, remember?

Low profile is my middle name.

( engine approaches )

Let's do this Parker!

Affirmative doc, activating SORTIE cam, now.

We're rolling in three, two, one.

Welcome adventure seekers to another

action packed episode of "The Monster Hunter."

"Monster Hunter?"

Once again, I, Dr. Abigail Finn,

am close to bagging a mysterious creature,

( speaking foreign language )

or legendary green man of the woods.

Green man? Oh no.

Like the yeti, sasquatch and bigfoot--

Whoa! Whoa! Hold it, hold up, cut.

Stop the cameras, lady.

This is private property.

Ow, oww.

Sir, what can you tell our viewers about

the recent sightings of the green man in these woods,

beyond your home?

Look, lady, you got to go.

There's nothing out in those woods except, uh, woods.

Now come on.

There's a monster out there and I've got proof!

Parker!

Let's go to the video tape.

Coming right up, doc.

This footage was taken in the forest behind your house,

by one of your neighbors, just this morning.

( dog barks )

What do you have to say now, bub?

Uh--

Eep!

Oh, boy.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Are you sure you don't want to change your statement?

Exactly what is it you're trying to hide?

Mikey, uh, that is, uh--

( clears throat )

Hi there, don't mind him, he's kind of the village idiot.

Hey, wait--

My name's April and you are?

I am Dr. Abigail Finn, monster hunter.

Perhaps you are familiar with my--

Aah!

Donatello, give me a heart attack, why don't you.

Don't tempt me lame brain.

Do you have any idea who that is out there?

That's Dr. Abigail Finn, brilliant technologist, gifted biologist.

Sounds like your type, brainiac.

She's also a certifiable lunatic,

goes around hunting monsters.

She ever find any?

Not yet but the way she's drooling over

that video of you, you might get to be her first.

Honestly, we've lived up here forever

and the strangest thing we've ever seen is the occasional moose.

Isn't that right dear?

Yeah, yeah.

The video tape doesn't lie.

There's a monster back there and I'm going to hunt it.

Parker, punch it!

( coughing )

I say we go after that video tape.

Maybe this crazy doctor monster person

will just give up and go away?

Dr. Abigail Finn doesn't give up.

If she can't find what she's looking for out there,

she'll come looking in here.

She's obsessed with monster hunting.

Hmm?

Those who become obsessed are often their own worst enemy.

( grunting )

Looking good, Leo.

Huh?

Raph, I'm not in the mood.

For what?

I don't need to hear how I messed up in New York, okay!

I got my shell kicked. I let everyone down.

I lost my swords.

I, unh--

Hang on, Leo.

I wasn't going to say anything like that.

I was gonna ask you what you're doing out here.

Nothing.

Well, that's too bad

because I know exactly what you should be doing

and I think you do too.

The green man is close, Parker, I can sense it.

My ticket to the big time!

The scientific community will no longer be able to laugh behind my back.

And our little cable access show

will finally get a network deal!

Unh, right, Parker!

How does the cryo-containment chamber check out?

Aces, doc.

( beeping )

Excellent, then I'll deploy the sonic oscillator

retrieval and taser incapacitation unit.

Go, my little SORTIES.

Parker! Man the console!

Right, doc.

Let the hunt begin.

What'd she say?

I couldn't hear her because somebody

was crunching pistachio nuts in my ear.

What?

Now, if I were a video tape, where would I hide?

Mikey, get out of there.

For all we know, this thing could be a--

( alarm blaring )

A trap.

Um, oops.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( shivering )

Is it getting really cold in here or is it just me?

It's liquid nitrogen, instant deep freeze.

Hey, I'm a turtle, I'm already cold blooded.

You'll be ice blooded if we don't get out of here.

Red alert, it's the cryo-containment chamber, doc.

I'm heading back to base camp, Parker. Secure that chamber!

Copy that doc.

( grunts )

Yah!

We've got 15 seconds before we become

t--t--turtle-sicles.

It won't budge and I think my butt's getting freezer burn.

Ooh, you're the brains of this operation, Donnie,

come up with something!

( grunting )

Mikey!

Now, the d--d--door!

Hyah!

B--b--brain freeze.

C--come on, we have to go.

( shivering )

( grunts )

( shivering )

- Ahh! - Ahh!

I can't believe you bozo's walked right into a trap.

I believe it.

All I know is, it's a good thing the green man is not real.

If that Dr. Finn ever got her hands on him, sheesh.

Hey, that's it.

Little Miss Monster Hunter's still out there

hunting the green man, right?

She wants green men, we'll give her some.

Serious butt kicking, ninja green men!

I have a plan.

( grunting )

Phew.

( groans )

( grunts )

Heh.

Mikey, this is your plan?

Yeah, this is crazy.

And these leaves are itching me all over.

Come on, we look great. Just follow my lead.

Why do I get the feeling, this is just gonna make everything worse?

( beeps )

Parker!

The SORTIES have a signal.

No, two, three signals.

Is the cryo-containment chamber repaired?

Quick freeze is down, doc.

But containment is good to go.

We'll herd them to you.

And, Parker, no mistakes this time!

Pain in the butt.

Hmm.

( growling )

( roars )

( growling )

Goongala!

Goongala!

Goongala!

Oof.

I've got one.

Parker, alert the media, I want a press conference at dawn.

By then I'll have the other two.

Copy that, doc.

( roars )

Aah!

Crykie.

I knew this was a bad idea.

( grunting )

( grunts )

Goongala?

Just get me out of here.

Hyah!

Whoa!

( groaning )

Parker, send more SORTIE's.

On the way, doc.

The look on your face when she netted you, priceless.

Ha ha, at least we taught that loony doctor

not to mess with the green man.

( roaring )

You can quit the howling Donnie,

Dr. Freakinstein went off in the other direction.

That wasn't me.

- Huh? - ( growling )

Psst, Donnie, right behind you.

Huh!

Aah!

The green man, he's-- he's real.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Ah!

( sniffing )

Eww!

Hey there, you smell these?

You want some pistachios?

What a smart thing you are.

What a smart green man monster.

Yeah. Can we keep him?

( snarling )

Whoa!

- ( howls ) - Easy big fella.

( roars )

It's those orbs. They're upsetting him.

( roaring )

( shouts )

That thing packs a wallop.

Come on. We gotta save the big green dude.

Hey, wait up!

( growling )

( beeping )

The SORTIE's have one Parker, a big one.

( roaring )

Amazing.

No!

( roars )

Casey and I will get that poor creature out of there

and grab the video tape of Mikey,

strolling through the woods.

Mikey, you have the pleasure of keeping Dr. Finn busy.

Parker! Confirm capture!

Bagged and tagged, doc.

And the press are on their way.

( laughs )

What?

Oh!

( groans )

( gasps )

No!

Parker? Parker?

There's another one out here with me.

Hunting me! Do you copy?

Say again, doc.

( gasps )

( banging )

( growling)

Hmm.

Wha-- Ah!

No! This can't be happening.

Boo!

Aah!

A ninja a day keeps the doctor away.

Aah!

Donnie, where's the big green dude?

Relax Mikey, it's all taken care of.

( reporters chattering )

Uh, doc?

Last night was horrible, Parker, horrible.

But we did it, we got one.

Doc, doc, I can't find it.

The video tape, it's gone.

What? How?

I no longer need the tape, Parker.

I've got a live specimen right here.

Today, I, Dr. Abigail Finn,

have captured a creature so rare,

it was believed to be only a myth.

Behold the greatest scientific discovery of all time.

I give you the legendary green man.

Yo! Help! Save me from this crazy lady!

( laughing )

No! No! How can this be?

My monster.

My--my reputation.

My network television deal.

You're the monster, lady.

She chased me through the woods, all night long.

She's loony, I tell you.

She's the one that should be locked up.

- Dr. Finn! - Dr. Finn!

Donatello, you sly turtle.

What about the big green dude?

Safe and sound.

And just for the record, the green man's a she, a mother.

( purring )

See Sensei, I told you the green man is real.

Hey, Casey, what kept you?

Those reporters were even more vicious than that crazy doctor.

They'll be making fun of Dr. Finn for months.

Guys, hey guys, come around back,

there's someone I want you to meet.

Allow me to introduce you to Leonardo.

New and improved.

Uh, hey everyone.

Welcome back, bro!

- All right, Leo! - Welcome back.

Yeah!

Guys, I think it's time we returned to New York

and finish our business with the Shredder, once and for all.

- Yeah! - Yeah!