Original subtitles

Donatello: Being a ninja turtle,

I've seen a lot of crazy things

in the past few years.

But this really takes the prize.

At first, I thought I was dreaming.

( growling )

Then I wished I was.

( grunting )

But this was no dream.

This was definitely a nightmare.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

Rafael: Look, we need to go back down there

and flush those stinkin' Foot ninjas outta our sewers.

And I mean flush.

Raph, we don't even know what they're doing down there.

- I don't care! - You should!

My sons, you thwarted their many schemes

and defeated their master.

Clearly, they are searching for our lair.

I thought, with The Shredder gone,

we'd seen the last of those bozos.

Do you really think they could find our lair?

I just got my room the way I like it.

And my famous ninja trading card collection

is just lying out in the open.

If they take that, I'll--I'll...

Relax, Mikey.

With all the techno camouflage and security devices

I've installed, there's no way they'll find our place.

Barbecue soy chip?

Fire away, bro!

Those ninjerks are keeping us from our home.

We should be down there smacking heads!

Running into battle without knowledge or preparation is foolish.

Sometimes it is best to sit still.

The answers will come.

Master Splinter's right.

Besides, our home is where we're all together as a family.

That's what really matters.

( clears throat )

You guys are more than welcome to stay with me

for as long as you need to.

Just as long as you don't stand in front of the TV?

Uh, sorry.

Sorry, April.

( doorbell rings )

- Huh? - ( gasping )

Oh, no. Who could that be?

You guys can't be seen.

You'd better all--hmm.

Chinese takeout.

$14.95, lady.

But I didn't order any--

Oh, of course, I did.

I'll get my purse.

Huh?

Uh, thanks. Thank you so much.

Bye-bye now.

Phew.

Wow, you guys are good.

It's our job.

We're ninja.

Yeah. Check out my ninja stealth action.

Now you see me.

Now you don't.

Now you see me. Now you don't.

Give me that, Houdini!

You been hoggin' the nachos all afternoon.

Your order, I presume?

- He did it! - He did it!

May I have the privilege of

getting you anything else, m'lords?

No, we're fine. Thanks.

One from column A. One from column B.

I feel like I've gone from happily single

to mother of four overnight.

Tell me about it.

( yawns )

Well, I'm hittin' the showers.

Rafael: ♪ La-da-di, la-da-da ♪

La da-- whoa!

Yo, Donny!

Can you do something about the hot water?

A turtle can't even get a decent shower in this joint!

Been there, done that.

Well, go there and do it again!

Why is it always me?

Why don't you ask Mikey to fix something once in a while?

( humming )

Wha?

Never mind.

I'll go fix the water heater...again.

I really appreciate it, Don.

No problem.

But keep an eye out for Kirby.

You know, the guy I leased the basement apartment to?

I don't need you scaring my new tenant.

Don't worry, April. I'm a ninja.

Piece of cake.

There's cake? I love cake!

I know there's a light around here somewhere.

( gasps )

What's that?

( roars )

( shouts )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( shrieks )

Whoa!

What was that thing?

Huh?

I could have sworn it went this way.

Hmm.

That must be April's new tenant.

What's he doing?

Whoa, how'd he do that?

( shouts )

What? A green monster?

I don't remember drawing you.

You must...

You must be here for your crystal.

Look, pal, I was only borrowing it for a while.

Just put the stick down.

Slow down, friend.

I know I must look weird to you,

but I'm not here to hurt you.

My name is Donatello

and I don't know anything about any crystal.

But what I really want to know is how you just did what you did.

It wasn't really me.

I mean, I can draw, sure.

Been doing it for years.

But it's this crystal.

It supplies the magic.

Crystals. It had to be crystals.

What do you mean?

Nothing.

It's just that I've had my fair share of magic crystals lately.

You should really try this.

Here, let me find you a clean page.

Say, doesn't my appearance freak you out a little?

Fella, since my sketches started leaping off the page,

I've seen freakier, believe me.

By the way, my friends call me Kirby.

You can call me Don.

So where did you get that crystal, Kirby?

I found it in a pile of coal, of all places.

And accidentally discovered what it could do.

Here, draw something.

This is too good to pass up.

I wonder if there's some sort of biomolecular

energy transfer involved.

Don, just draw something.

( chuckles )

Okay, but I'm afraid a stick person is the best I can do.

Aw, don't worry.

It takes a few years of practice

before you can really have fun.

Not a bad stick guy, though.

There. Finished.

( stick figure laughs )

Whee!

This is too wild!

Told you!

Yow!

Ow!

Hey, now cut that out!

It just disappeared!

They all do.

Everything I draw comes to life

and then they just vanish.

One exception, though.

A thing I drew a couple of weeks ago.

It didn't go away.

I can't rightly tell you what it is.

Looks like a weird kind of doorway.

( gasps )

Incredible!

Hey, be careful!

Don?

Don?

Can you hear me?

Kirby, you're not gonna believe this!

You've gotta see what's on the other side of this thing!

Uh, what the heck.

Let me just grab my sketchbook.

Geronimo!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Geronimo!

Gotcha!

That last step's a doozy, huh?

Good catch, Don. Thanks.

No prob, Kirby.

One question, though.

What is this place?

It's like some sort of alternate reality.

A different dimension.

It's incredible.

And it all looks familiar, too familiar.

What do you mean?

Look, I drew it.

I drew it all.

Kirby, check out that weirdo.

It looks like one of those monsters out of your notebook.

It is.

I remember drawing that one.

It's ignoring us.

Come on!

Whoa!

Looks like someone's in store for a monster-size beat-down!

Brace yourselves!

Those creatures are gonna rip those guys apart!

( growls )

( roaring )

( grunting )

You shall not pass!

( roaring )

We gotta do something!

Stay here! I'm on it.

Coming through!

Hyah!

What new strange creature is this?

( roaring )

Hyah!

To arms!

( shouting )

Yah!

( roaring )

Ha-ha!

I came, I saw, I kicked monster butt!

Wow, Don, you got some moves!

I've never seen anything like that.

Except maybe in the comics.

Hail to you, strangers.

Um, hi. I mean, hail.

You are welcome here.

We few are all that stand against the darkness.

The creatures which you helped us defeat.

We owe you our gratitude.

But we must prepare.

They will return.

They can bring it on.

I was just getting warmed up.

They will be back in greater numbers.

More than we can possibly defend against.

And when they come in force,

we may lose the bridge.

And, with it, our city.

I cannot bear to think of the dark powers

destroying our wondrous city.

Our loved ones, our families.

Those monsters, they will destroy everything.

We won't let that happen.

We'll do whatever we can to stop them.

Sire, here they come!

Thousands of them!

( gasps )

( roaring )

We must defend the entrance to the bridge!

Even if it costs us our lives!

Let's do it!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( roaring )

Man, Kirby, you draw all of those?

Yeah, I have a habit of drawing a lot.

Did you have to be so prolific?

Couldn't you have drawn less?

Or maybe some more friendly guys?

Heck, how was I supposed to know they'd all come alive and attack us?

We must not let them across the bridge!

( grunts )

( roaring )

( yells )

( grunting )

Ah!

( groans )

Don? You okay?

Well, I could use a little help.

( monsters roaring )

There are too many of these things!

Hyah!

Hey, I've got an idea.

Mm-hmm.

It just might work.

Huh?

What the shell?

I call it a gravity equalizer!

It cancels the gravity equation!

I just made it up!

I like it!

( screaming )

Ha!

Eat negative gravity, you losers!

The gravity equalizer.

Don't leave home without it.

( roars )

( fizzles )

Uh-oh. That doesn't sound good.

It makes a good club anyway.

They're still coming, Kirby!

Lots of them! Do something!

Add a size reference for scale.

Finish it up with a few details and voila!

Whoa! Unbelievable!

And what do you call this one?

It's kind of a mobile creep trapper.

It's supposed to respond to my brainwaves, see?

( growls )

Looks like it's time to commence with Operation Clean-up.

All right, Kirby.

You do your thing, I'll do mine!

( shouts )

The creatures have broken through!

We must stop them!

Hey, get back here, you creepy creeps!

Unless you're afraid!

( growling )

( grunts )

It's no good! There's too many of them!

What to do? What to do?

Wait! If all these goons are in this sketchbook, then...

( groans )

Yes! Yes, I have it!

( roaring )

( shrieks )

Come on!

( growling )

Huh?

Look!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Thank you, mighty sorcerer.

You are welcome in our land and our homes any time.

Gee, thanks.

Kirby, my friend, you are the king.

How did you do that?

As fast as I could.

( laughs )

Come on. We should go home.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Though I gotta say, I really wish we had

more time to explore this place.

I mean, it's incredible.

Hey, we can do that another day.

How about some chow?

I'm starving.

As long as you're buying.

- The portal! - It's shrinking!

Don, you go first!

- But... - Don't argue!

There's no time! Just go!

Okay, but once I'm in, I'll pull you through and...

No! I'm stuck!

Hang on, Don!

The portal! Kirby, no!

What?

So what's the skinny?

You been gone for ages.

We got hot water or what?

Sheesh, what's eating him?

Don, life at best is bittersweet.

Take care of yourself.

Kirby.

( theme music playing )