Original subtitles

Don: Here's another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into...

- ( squish ) - Mike: Eww.

Literally.

This has been one strange night, believe me.

But no matter how weird it's been up till now...

we never expected this.

( gasping )

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' a ♪ - ♪ I love bein' a ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

Bingo.

Don't break it, fumble fingers.

Every nickel counts.

I never break them.

( chuckles )

You break them all the time.

( chuckles ) Yeah, I guess I do.

That's it for this gold mine.

Let's move on.

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

( engine idles )

What the...

( yelling )

Both!: No!

Keep away!

No, no, stop!

- ( screaming ) - No!

All right!

Green, mean, and totally extreme! Booyah!

Ugh.

Hey, Don, you don't want something

that's so gross you don't want to touch it, right?

If it's gonna improve the lair, we can use it.

Wahoo!

Why isn't Mikey helping? It's not fair. I--

Raph, would you rather have Mikey happy or Mikey bored?

- ( laughs ) - Right.

Whoa!

Hey, thanks for the shopping cart, guys.

Hope you found some useful items amid the refuse,

my green amphibious friends.

Sure did, Professor.

Them guys in the big turtle suits are back.

Yep.

You ever wonder why they dress up like that?

Nope.

Here are some things we picked up for you.

An undamaged circuit board for you, sir.

A near mint condition comic book for you, my green lad.

Last time, you said you were collecting them.

Thanks, Professor.

Here, we brought some blankets and warm clothes.

They're a little worn, but they should help at night.

One man's refuse is another man's treasure.

You know, there is a theory that we are all recycled.

Another theory.

That's the fifth one today.

Yep.

The big bang theory says that all matter has been exploding,

then imploding, then exploding again since the beginning of time.

Our very molecules are being recycled.

Did you get any of that?

Nope.

You know, I just finished a book on the big bang.

I'll bring it by later.

Much obliged, Donatello. Much obliged.

Hey, are there fewer of you here than usual?

A lot of guys gone missing lately.

Plus, it's weird.

They don't take their stuff.

Yep.

- I have a theory about that. - Another one?

There has been talk of a terrifying figure

who takes us away in the dead of night.

His name is whispered in fear.

They call him the Garbage Man.

( laughing )

You almost had me going there.

The Garbage Man, jeez.

Gotta roll, guys.

Be sure to let me know if your friends show up,

or if anyone else disappears.

That was majorly creepy.

You think any of it's true?

Hey, whatever it is, if the professor is worried,

we should take it seriously.

Seriously, huh?

Guess that leaves Mikey out.

What?

And so we see, in conclusion,

that the space-time continuum is--

( vehicle approaching )

My word.

( screaming )

Run for your lives!

It's him! It's the Garbage Man!

Aah!

( grunting )

( screams )

( shouting )

( panting )

You shall not have me, you behemoth!

Leviathan! Monstrosity!

Whoa!

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

What the shell?

Professor, are you okay?

Professor?

Professor?

( sniffs )

High-grade hydraulic fluid.

That's one big tire.

All I know is something attacked them.

It was really big and really dangerous.

Hope they're okay.

Don, can you run an Internet search for police reports?

Already checked.

Nothing on missing homeless.

Nobody's noticed... or cares.

Meanwhile, somebody's snatching our buds.

We need to hit the streets.

It's trench coat wearing time!

( chuckles )

( no audible dialogue )

( sighs )

Have you got anything, Don?

Virtually everyone we talked to knew someone who had disappeared.

I programmed in a marker for each one.

Whoa.

Looks like all the action's down by the docks.

Then that's our next stop.

Can somebody explain why it's always me who's the bait,

especially when we're hunting shark?

Jeez, what a whiner.

Almost wish he would get grabbed.

( sighs )

Nothing's happening. Let's call it a night.

Come back, Mikey. We're outta here.

Sure... thing?

Uh, guys, the shark is here,

and he's humming the theme from "Jaws."

Hit it.

Uh-- Whoa!

It's a garbage truck.

A stinking garbage truck.

Garbage Man drives a garbage truck.

What's the problem, Raph?

He's making a run for it.

Hit it, Raph.

( screams )

Uh, sorry about the girly scream.

( growls )

Whoa!

I don't know about you guys, but I've had enough of this.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

All right!

You like that, you're gonna love this.

- May I? - Be my guest.

Yeah, got him.

( gasps )

We need bigger missiles.

Hang on.

We got major oil slickage.

Whoa!

If you guys forgot what we had for dinner,

I think I'm about to remind you.

Everybody, hold on.

Whoa!

( grunting )

Look.

( engine revs )

( cheering )

TMNT, what's you get is what you see.

You know, seriously,

you're only embarrassing yourself.

Now, let's see who crawls out of this thing.

I've got a few things to discuss with it.

What the shell?

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( beeps )

So, turns out this is the best-run landfill operation

not just in the city, but in the entire country.

Best-run doesn't mean best.

It just means most profitable.

Come on, Leo.

What could they really be up to out there?

They're right in the middle of the city harbor.

If business is as good as Don says, anything they want to.

A few payoffs in the right hands can go a long way.

We need to check this place out.

(imitating Schwarzenegger ) Something stinks on that island,

and it ain't the garbage.

Yeah, keep trying, Mikey.

Someday you'll get a winner.

Hey, come on. That was pretty good.

Looks harmless.

It's quiet, maybe too quiet.

Now, see, how does Leo make that line work?

Enough. Let's go.

Eww.

I don't want to know what I just stepped in.

Mikey, focus.

Huh?

Unbelievable.

Whoa.

Get up.

This is making me sick.

Move along.

Eww. Gross.

( screaming )

That's it.

Hold on, Raph. Look.

( maniacal laughter )

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

Just this once, I totally agree with you.

Greetings, filth.

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( microphone feedback )

Garbage is power.

If that's true, then this guy's Superman.

Before I brought you to this island,

you were nothing but human garbage.

No home...

- ( shouting ) - no purpose...

no value.

But now, I have recycled you,

given you work sifting through the refuse

that the city stupidly squandered,

to build my fortune.

Behold the birth of my empire,

invisible to the outside world until it is too late.

I'd rather be a free man, living on the streets,

than a slave in your stinking empire.

Guards, silence him.

Get these ungrateful beasts back to work now!

( grunts )

That's it. Time to take out the trash!

New concept, guys, garbage boarding.

Yahoo!

Cowabunga!

( shouting )

This is just like a big action movie, ain't it?

Yep.

Professor, are you all right?

Never felt better, Donatello.

Well, it looks like your buddies have

the guards pretty much under control.

( shouting )

Aah!

And may I take this opportunity to encourage you

to kick that so-called Garbage Man's stinking derriere?

What's this?

They're sending freaks against me?

I'll dispose of this genetic refuse.

It's garbage day, fat man.

Time to take your can out to the curb.

What?

Uh, how about

time to dump you in the dumpster, smelly boy.

You! Shut up!

( grunts )

Hyah!

( grunting )

( maniacal laughter )

Whoa!

What?

( machinery whines )

( screams )

You freaks.

Whup!

Whoa!

Can we finish this?

Hey, dude, you gotta hit the showers.

I will recycle every one of you into the ground!

Hey, garbage brain,

if you fight as bad as you smell, we are in trouble.

I told you to shut up!

Come back here.

There's no place to run.

Now I've got you!

Prepare to be recycled.

( yells )

Put him down, garbage freak!

Hyah!

What? Huh?

( shouting )

For sure, he can't swim.

( sighs )

We've gotta do something.

I knew you were gonna say that.

No sign of him here.

He's gone.

- What's up, Professor? - We voted to stay here.

There's food and shelter.

The Garbage Man was right about one thing.

People do throw away a lot of valuable items.

Watch out for him.

Something that evil always comes back.

Now, see? That worked.

How do you come up with those?

Quit recycling the old ones, Mikey.

Keep looking for something new.

( music playing )