Original subtitles

Casey: I guess you could say I'm having a bad hair day

and a bad head day and a bad neck day

and a bad shoulder day, and a bad pretty much

everything right down to my pinky toe day.

That walking land mass down there,

I have him to thank for my current full body makeover.

( crowd cheering )

Tonight's cage match championship

will determine which team will win the honor

of ridding the Purple Dragons of a most hated enemy.

Huh? I don't get it. Who's that guy?

Thug: It's the vigilante!

( crowd cheers )

Casey: But somehow I get the feeling

it's about to get a whole lot worse.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' a ♪ - ♪ I love bein' a ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( footsteps approach )

Clutch time, Angel.

Think you got the juice to be a Purple Dragon?

Oh, yeah, I got the juice.

( grunts )

( grunts )

( chuckling )

Nice work, kid.

( laughing )

One more test and you're in.

Psst.

Hyah!

( grunting )

See, guys?

You never know what kind of fun you're gonna find

on the old nightly training run.

Now, class, who can tell me what he did wrong?

You mean besides being a badly dressed, law-breaking,

good-for-nothing low-life street punk?

( grunts )

Bust 'em up, Dragons.

( shouting )

Whoo-hoo!

Oof.

When are these Dragon dudes gonna learn?

( grunts )

Green beats purple every time.

Ya!

( shouting )

They'll all be black and blue by the time

I'm finished with them.

( groaning )

We've got a runner.

Don't worry. It's covered.

( panting )

( grunts )

Going somewhere?

Uh--

Angel?

( grunts )

Let go of me, creep.

Angel, wait!

It's me, Casey.

Casey?

What are you doing here?

Stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life.

What? The Purple Dragons?

No, they're my posse. My family.

But you got real family at home.

Yeah? Well, who asked you, loser?

If I want to be a Purple Dragon,

it's my own business.

Until you start breaking the law,

then it's my business.

Yeah? Well, I don't see no badge on you.

And I don't see no Dragon on you, not yet.

So why don't you quit while you still got a chance?

I ain't quitting nothing.

Tonight was my first test.

Tomorrow I pass my initiation,

and then I'm gonna wear my Dragon with pride.

That Dragon comes with a price.

You don't know what you're getting yourself mixed up in.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Oof.

But I can still take care of myself.

( groans )

Casey, what happened?

Who was that girl?

Her name's Angel.

I know her from the neighborhood.

I promised her grandma I'd keep an eye on her,

keep her out of trouble.

So she's a Purple Dragon?

Not if I can help it.

- ( bell rings ) - ( crowd cheering )

( grunts )

Announcer: Is the initiate worthy of the Dragon?

( crowd boos )

Let's bring on the next initiate!

Give it up for Angel.

Does she have what it takes

to call herself a Purple Dragon?

( crowd jeers, boos )

Man: No, she doesn't! She stinks!

( grunts )

Ah, jeez.

( chuckles )

( cheering )

That's it.

Angel, behind you!

( gasps )

What are you doing here?

Your new posse was just about to cave your head in.

( jeering )

Come on, I'm getting you out of here.

Oof.

( chuckles )

Hello, Jones.

Long time, no see.

( laughs )

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Think I don't know that's you under that mask, Jones?

I've got eyes and ears all over this town.

Word is you've been disrespecting the Dragon.

Whoa.

Unh.

( crowd cheers )

Lock up this piece of garbage.

We'll play some more with him later.

What you doing, Donny?

Working up a remote control system for the Battle Shell.

Sweet.

Ow!

Don't touch.

These are highly sophisticated sensors.

When they receive a remote signal,

they'll safely guide the Shell to the signal's point of origin.

And this is the remote doohickey?

That's it.

But it's not finished yet, so please don't--

( engine starts )

Uh, you were gonna tell me not to press this, right?

Whoa.

Yikes!

Excuse me, Sensei.

Uh...

Shake a leg, shell for brains.

Whoa!

Donatello, your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering,

a true testament to your incredible mechanical skills,

and I never want to see it in our home again.

Oops.

Ow!

( grunts )

Listen up, hairballs, it's gonna take

a lot more than chains to break down Casey Jones.

You hear me?

I won't rest until every last one of you Dragon clowns

is behind bars or pushing up daisies.

( Hun chuckles )

Big words, vigilante.

I ever tell you how much fun I had burning down

your father's store when you were a kid?

At least I had a father, punk.

( grunts )

Laugh now, sucker, 'cause tonight

the Dragons are having a little smackdown contest,

and you're the prize.

Whoever wins gets to wax your sorry butt once and for all.

( rattling )

Angel?

I--I heard the whole thing, Casey.

I'm so sorry I got you into this mess.

I'm gonna get you out. I swear.

Oh! I can't do it. This is all my fault.

- ( cries ) - It's all right, Angel. Don't worry.

Casey, what are we gonna do?

Listen to me.

I have some friends who can help. Real good friends.

Go to the abandoned warehouse at the corner of Eastman and Laird.

Ask for Raphael. Hurry.

Raphael?

Raphael!

This is Eastman and Laird, right?

( engine revs )

Whoa!

All right, kid. This had better be good.

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Angel: Okay. I knew Casey hung out with some weird dudes,

but you guys are off the charts.

Raph: No way am I going out like this.

Tell me people don't really dress this way.

It's a good look for you, Raph.

Kind of a hip-hop, cat burglar, Stormtrooper thing.

- ( chuckles ) - Don't laugh, green boy.

You're next.

Just be cool and follow my lead.

( hip-hop music plays )

♪ Check it out ♪

♪ Hip-hop gonna get ya ♪

♪ Hip-hop gonna get ya ♪

Good thing it's only a three-fingered salute.

Yeesh, it's like we walked into an ugly convention.

Hey, then you must feel right at home, Mikey.

Knock it off, you guys.

I'm trying to blend here.

You really want to look like a Purple Dragon?

Try getting your butt kicked by a Ninja Turtle.

I'm down with that.

( chuckles )

( crowd cheers )

Okay, guys, take note.

You got exits there and there,

guards posted around the perimeter.

Everyone's pretty heavily armed,

so can we try to avoid a fight?

Yeah, right. What was I thinking?

( crowd cheering )

Tonight's cage match championship will determine

which team will win the honor of ridding

the Purple Dragons of a most hated enemy.

- ( crowd jeers ) - Lousy thugs.

I got your most hated enemy right here.

Easy, Raph.

Let's not blow our cover just yet.

( crowd cheers )

So who's ready to battle it out

for a shot at the vigilante?

( crowd yells )

Come on, come on, come on.

There's gotta be more takers than that.

The honor of the Dragon is at stake here!

How we gonna get him down from there?

I know how to get to the catwalk.

Go with her. Nothing fancy.

Just stick to the shadows and cut him loose.

And what are you two gonna do?

( cheering )

We'll make sure that spotlight stays on the cage.

Now, go.

Last chance to rage in the cage!

Any takers? Any takers at all?

Is this gonna work?

You know a better way to buy some time?

Besides, you need the practice.

Moi?

Two new initiates have entered the competition!

Let's show them how Purple Dragons treat newbies!

( crowd cheers )

We just gotta take out those two goons

without drawing too much attention.

Any bright ideas?

Yeah, a real bright idea.

( bell rings )

Hyah.

Okay, Raph.

Maybe you're a little unclear

on the whole concept of buying time.

We still gotta leave a few of them standing!

Oh, sorry.

Psst.

Hey, guys, lights on.

Huh?

Hyah!

Lights out.

Angel, thanks for dropping by.

And you brought company.

Hey, what are friends for?

( Casey sighs )

( groans )

Here, I brung you a present.

( cheering )

( grunts )

( crowd boos )

Jeez, I can barely move in this stuff.

What is the deal with humans and clothes?

( grunts )

You ever seen a human in his skivvies?

Trust me, it ain't a pretty sight.

( gasping )

Hey, it's one of them kung fu lizards.

Oh, no.

Turtles! Turtles!

Don't any of you lame brains know a turtle when you see one?

( crowd boos )

Uh, Raph, I think the biology lesson's

the least of our problems right now.

( growls )

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( crowd jeers )

You.

What's a matter, lard butt?

Still made I walked out of your little Q&A?

( grunts )

In case you haven't figured it out, reptile,

that time I let you escape.

Hate to break up the tearful reunion!

( grunting )

Dragons, get 'em!

( shouting )

Sorry, dudes, fan appreciation day is next week.

( grunting )

Oof.

Do me a favor.

Be a cooperative little mountain

and just go...

down.

Hyah.

( roars )

( groaning )

Looks like our bros could use a hand.

Both: Hyah!

( grunts )

( crowd boos )

Don't look now, but Tiny still wants to dance.

( grunts )

( groaning )

Huh?

Let's get out of here!

( crowd shouting )

Take us out of here, Donny.

I have just what the doctor ordered.

- ( beeps ) - Oh, taxi.

( tires squeal )

Go, go, go!

About time that thing busted up somebody else's place for a change.

( tires screech )

( grunts )

This one's for my dad.

( grunts )

Angel, what are you doing?

Stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life.

Thanks.

Hey, what are friends for?

Angel?

Grandma.

Told you I'd keep an eye on her.

Thank you, Casey.

Thank you for bringing back my Angel.

Now, I've got a pie fresh out of the oven,

and I insist you come inside and join us.

Pie?

Yo, Case, how's about introducing Grandma to your friends?

Forget it, Mikey. We're ninjas.

We stick to the shadows.

The unsung heroes of the urban jungle.

The silent protectors of the way of Bushido.

( engine starts )

Mike: So what kind of pie you think it was?

- ( blow lands ) - Ow! What?

( music playing )