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Donatello: My name is Donatello,

and I'm usually into building things.

This particular thing,

I'd like to take apart real fast...

before it takes us apart.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' a ♪ - ♪ I love bein' a ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

Journal entry 567, U.S. Government Commission Project,

code name Nanotech.

Experiment proceeding as planned.

The nanobots continue to work together as a colony,

coordinated by the hive mind contained within the robotic cells.

The safety restriction is still in place.

It cannot disassemble molecules or organic cells,

as it will in the future

when it performs microscopic operations.

7:05 A.M., first test of its ability

to take apart and reassemble mechanical devices.

Ugh. Oh, please. I thought this was fixed.

The mental structure of the hive mind

is equivalent to that of a three-year-old child

to facilitate absorbing new information.

It's personifying again.

Ridiculous.

This personality glitch will have to be eradicated

as soon as possible.

Ugh, wish I could do the same to this headache.

I need a cup of coffee.

Man: Hey, the new sci bots are here.

Get them while they're hot.

Come on. Come on, you bunch of ingrates.

Somebody's got to want one of these things.

You think you're too good for me?

Is that it? Why I ought to...

Daddy? Daddy! Daddy, I want one.

Okay. Okay. How much, pal?

Five bucks. A bargain.

I'll give you three.

Three? I got to make a living here.

Mmm, take it or leave it.

All right. Fine.

I'll make it up on the back end.

It's broke.

Hey, you!

Ah, Harry, you still got it.

13 bucks? 13 bucks?

Man, oh, man. Can't I ever get a break?

Whoa.

Oh.

What in the...

- Daddy? - No. No.

( doorbell rings )

Hi, April, Green Brothers Movers and Schleppers reporting for duty.

Hey, guys, thanks for coming.

I need all the help I can get.

Mike, you could start by moving those big, heavy boxes.

Just let me put on my hernia truss.

Right over there, wise guy.

Plus, I've got a heater that won't heat.

Hence, these.

You two, that whole wall of antiques needs moving, carefully.

Hey, I'm a ninja, not a--

Your wish is our command.

You're...

not a turtle.

Uh, definitely not.

Hope you don't mind, we brought along a friend.

Yo, uh, Casey. Casey Jones.

Hey, uh, nice junk.

It was my dad's.

The shop, I mean.

I'm reopening it for now,

until I figure out what to do with myself.

My last job ended kind of weirdly.

Oh, I get it.

While you're waiting for a real job to come along,

you're just hiding out in your pop's junk shop.

It's cool.

It's an antique shop, and I'm not hiding from anything.

Hey, whatever, babe.

Babe?

Hey, Raph, that's a two-man job.

( grunting )

Guys, guys, careful. That's very rare...

( shattering )

antique china.

Hey, relax. We'll clean it up.

Ugh.

Jeez. Is your friend always so sensitive?

All right, you weird little whatever you are.

Come on, give me back my stuff.

Whoa, hold on a sec.

I'm getting one of my million dollar ideas.

Listen, kid, that trick you do, taking things apart?

Do you think you could do that

to a little thing called a burglar alarm?

Daddy.

You want a daddy? You do what I tell you, I'll be your daddy.

Deal? Here, smile and shake hands.

Because with your face I can't tell if you're smiling or what.

Kid, I got a feeling you're the lucky break I've been waiting for.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( beeping )

Ahh. ( chuckles )

Yes, siree, looking good.

You are my lucky break, kid. My lucky break.

( whistling )

April: I'm a little nervous about these robberies.

The jewelry store that was robbed is right on my block.

So that's why I asked you here for a sleepover tonight.

Don't worry, April. We got you covered.

I feel so much better having you guys here.

Well, hello! A pinky ring.

Where I grew up all the neighborhood big shots

had pinky rings.

Hey, kid, fetch that for me, will you?

( snoring )

( tape rewinding )

( Harry on tape ) Of course with your face,

I can't tell if you're smiling or what.

Come on, kid, what's taking you so long?

What are you doing with those?

Let's get out of here.

Remember our deal.

You do what I say, right? I'm the... daddy.

Aw, come on.

So, what's your story going to be?

Doing some after-hours shopping, pal?

Come on, fess up, fess up.

Whoa.

What the...

Uh-oh.

( grunting )

( grunting and thudding )

Guys.

Can I have another s'more?

- What? - Shh.

Noise, downstairs.

Hey, did you hear any...

I'm guessing yes.

Okay. What is that? Donny?

Insufficient data, boss.

( moaning )

This can't be happening.

Martians!

Just when things are finally going my way,

we get invaded.

Don't let them take me, kid.

Shouldn't you be having an idea right about now?

Hold that thought. Just keep him busy.

I knew you were going to say that.

Yeah.

Ooh.

( screeching )

( grunting )

Don't let them aliens get you, kid.

Knock them flat.

What do you know about this?

Help! Kid!

Daddy.

What was that thing?

( moaning )

Casey. Oh, no.

So, uh, did I win?

Hey, guys, this stuff is moving.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Whoa. Definitely something you don't see every day.

What did you find?

Take a look.

Eww. What are they?

Nanobots.

Microscopic robots all working together.

Are they dangerous?

They're moving randomly.

Probably when they were cut off from the main group

they became mindless, unmotivated.

Oh, like when Raph goes solo.

He becomes mindless, unmotivated.

Eh.

Speaking of mindless,

did that thing seem kind of lost to you?

Yeah, like--

like a little kid.

Uh-oh.

It's reproducing itself.

And if each nanobot makes a copy of itself

and the copies make copies,

this thing could really become unstoppable.

Then we stop it now.

Is there anyway to trace this thing?

Hmm. The nanobots have a unique power signature.

Hey, I bet the tracker in the Battle Shell could get a lock on it.

And once we find robo boy, then what?

Well, as much as it pains me

to destroy such amazing technology,

it does seem to be susceptible to extreme heat.

So, what are we waiting for?

Let me just grab my golf bag. Ow.

You aren't going anywhere, mister.

You wait right here until I get some more bandages.

You wouldn't be milking this boo-boo thing,

would you, Case?

Hey, show a little concern, shell for brains.

You owe us one, pal.

Definitely. Ow.

Man, that was something, those space aliens or whatever.

But you saved me, kid. You saved me.

You're a stand-up guy, you know that?

I'm proud of you.

Hey, you think maybe those green freaks

came from the same place you're from,

wherever that is?

You think maybe they're here to take you back?

No, I wouldn't like that, either.

Maybe it's time for us to blow out of town.

We're almost on top of it.

( beeping )

It should be right through there.

Wait. You hear that?

Look at all this stolen stuff.

Where is that thing?

The locator says it should be right here.

( locator beeping )

I know it's been used before, guys,

but I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

( roars )

And now I'm getting an even badder feeling about this.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Uh, guys?

Anybody want to tell me how we're going to do this?

Like we always do, together.

Hit it so fast it can't rebuild itself.

Now!

Mikey!

Whoa. Not good.

- Whoa. - I'm coming, Mikey!

Make it quick. I'm going to hurl. Literally!

It's fast.

That's not a good thing, Don.

Whoa!

( grunting )

So, I'm going to say that plan didn't go so well.

- Plan B? - Plan B.

Go get them, kid! You got them on the run!

Whoa!

Faster, Mikey! It's taking us apart.

Well, I'm giving her all she's got, captain.

She cannot take no more!

Raph, you're on. Shell Cycle time.

Sure. I always have to do the crazy stuff.

( revving motor )

Keep it busy until we're in position.

( screeching )

Now, Mikey. Ramming speed.

( tires screeching )

No! Look out, kid!

( screeching )

Ouch. Looks like that did it.

Yeah. He's flat broke.

You know, I'm going to stop with the puns.

Seriously, they always come back to bite you.

Yes! That's my boy.

How fast can you get into position?

Consider me there.

Leo, tell me you got a Plan C.

I'm really hoping you got a Plan C.

Plan C at 12:00.

Uh, fellas, Plan C? Now?

No! Kid! Are you all right?

( screeching )

Hang on, kid! Daddy's coming!

What?

( screeching )

No! No!

Daddy.

I can't believe you're gone.

My one real lucky break and I broke you.

( sirens wailing )

I'm sorry.

( sobbing )

You know, I feel kind of bad for the little bot.

Little?

You know, it was kind of like a little kid.

Too bad he had such a rotten parent.

I'm just glad the fighting's over.

Casey: Take care of me?

I only got hurt because I was saving you.

April: Oh, so you think I need saving, is that it?

You twist around everything I say.

Ah, women.

Boy, of all the myopic, misogynistic--

Jeez. How can we even talk if you won't speak English?

I told you to watch the antiques, you big ape.

This whole mess is because of you--

I think they want to be alone.

April: Nobody said you even had to come over here

in the first place.

- Casey: Wasn't my idea. - April: Oh, yeah?

- Casey: Yeah. - April: Ugh.

( music playing )