Original subtitles

- ( rumbling ) - ( squeaking )

( roars )

Donatello: It may not look like much,

but this tin toy can chop his way through steel and concrete

like Michelangelo through a pizza.

A bunch of these Mouser robots

saw fit to trash our old lair

and nearly turned our sensei into robo-chow.

( woman screams )

Donatello: I look at these incredible machines,

and the techno geek in me can't help thinking, "Awesome."

But the ninja in me can't help thinking, "Payback."

( roaring )

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' a ♪ - ♪ I love bein' a ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

- ( music playing ) - ( Michelangelo grunts )

What's the matter, Mikey?

Can't decide what to watch?

( Scottish accent ) I need more power, Captain!

( normal ) The Turtle Cave must be set for maximum entertainment potential.

( electricity hums, crackles )

Aww!

Turtle Cave? That is so lame.

What would you call our new digs?

The Shellter?

Uh, how about the Sewer of Solitude?

Terrapin Station?

The School for Gifted Reptiles?

The Hall of Ninjustice!

( clears throat )

We will call this place...

home.

Hmm, catchy.

Now, what is keeping Leonardo and Raphael?

They just went to get the last of our stuff from the old lair.

And the way the new sewer slider is performing,

they should be back any minute now.

( crackles )

Our home for 15 years.

( sighs )

And this is all that's left.

When I find out who built

those home-wrecking robo-roaches...

Raph, come on.

Let's not trash this place

any more than it already is.

Now, remember, Don said the accelerator hasn't been calibrated yet,

so take it nice and--

slow!

Yee-haw!

Whoa!

I'd call this a successful field test!

Wouldn't you, Leo?

- Yee-haw! - Yee-haw!

Even though it is inactive,

that thing still makes me uneasy, Donatello.

This is state-of-the-art robotics, Sensei,

brilliant work.

I just gotta know what makes it tick.

Hey, good news, Mikey!

Your DVD collection survived.

Awesome.

Let's throw in something

light on story and heavy on gory,

'cause the video monolith is ready to rock and roll!

In a press conference today at Stocktronics, Incorporated,

New York's leading new technology firm...

Boring.

Wait. I want to see this.

founder and CEO Dr. Baxter Stockman

was on hand to unveil his latest innovation.

A wise man once said, "Build a better mousetrap,

and the world will beat a path to your door."

I say let the path beating begin!

For I, Dr. Baxter Stockman,

have designed the solution

to the city's ever-growing rat problem.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

- the ultimate expression... - ( all gasp )

of rodent termination technology,

the Stocktronic Mouser.

( all gasp )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

I can't believe that the famous Baxter Stockman

would try to pass off these killer robots as a good thing.

Heh. And what's up with those glasses?

- Dork city. - ( Raphael growls )

I say we head over to Stocktronics

and kick some serious shell.

( Splinter grunts )

Absolutely not.

Your last venture to the surface was a disaster.

You can ill afford to be seen by more humans.

Dr. Stockman: My lab assistant, Ms. April O'Neil,

will release several rats

into the simulation chamber.

April...

proceed, my dear.

( squeaking )

Now observe the sheer genius of my Mouser in action.

- ( squeals ) - ( roars )

- ( gasps ) - Aw, man.

I'd sure hate to be a rat in this town. Huh!

Oh, sorry, Sensei.

And the Mouser's search and retrieval functions

are all ingeniously controlled

by a remote mother computer.

April: Oh, this is so great!

My friends, my family, will finally see

I really do work with the Baxter Stockman.

You flatter me, Ms. O'Neil.

I like that.

- ( beep ) - Oh, that's strange.

I was running a routine diagnostic check.

Half the Mouser prototypes aren't even transmitting.

It's like they just vanished.

( clear throat ) I'm sure it's nothing, April,

probably just a computer glitch.

I'll have a systems tech go over it in the morning.

But what if the Mousers have been tampered with?

We should go over all their transmission backups.

That won't be necessary, April.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm expecting an important call

from a very significant financial backer.

Do not lead with your shoulders, Donatello.

Hyah!

Faster on your counterattack, Leonardo.

Hyah!

Mind your footwork, Michelangelo.

You are distracted, Raphael.

You must learn to focus your attacks.

I'd like to focus my attacks on that Stockman guy!

Why can't we just go topside

and show him a little mean and green?

Because I forbid it.

( groans )

We will resume your training in the morning.

Huh! "We will resume your training in the morning."

Splinter: I heard that.

Busted!

I'd like to bust a few heads.

Chill, bro.

We don't need no stinking surface world.

We got late movies,

top 10 video countdown,

BMX vert highlights,

some really weird Korean-language soap opera.

Or you could give me a hand with these Mouser parts.

If I can get one working,

we can trace it back to its source

and find out what Stockman's really using them for.

( yawns ) Nah, I'm beat.

I'm gonna rack.

Since when does Raph turn in so early?

The Mousers will be ready when I decide they're ready.

Our first field test was--

Was a complete failure.

I do not tolerate failure.

Which is why you'd make a lousy scientist.

The test was supposed to expose any possible design flaws.

As a result, I've already upgraded the Mousers for greater durability,

and I assure you they will perform flawlessly

for the next phase of the plan.

They had better, Dr. Stockman, for your sake.

( gasps )

( snoring )

Midnight stroll?

Out of my way, Leo.

Master Splinter said we stay put.

Look, I'll go through you if I have to!

I'd like to see you try, hothead!

Careful what you wish for, Splinter, Jr.

( both grunting )

( Mouser whirring )

Hey, guys, I got one working!

Come on! He's faster than he looks!

So you just gonna let that Mouser roam free?

Master Splinter is so going to kill us.

Well, you coming or what?

If you insist.

Good night, April, dear.

Try not to work too late.

You know I don't like to pay overtime.

Good night, Dr. Stockman.

Now let's find out what kind of plan

you've been cooking up with those Mousers, Dr. Stockman.

I've never seen that icon before.

( gasps )

What is...

Leonardo: Watch your step here, guys.

Don't want to end up as turtle soup.

Huh. Resourceful little critter.

So what do we do now?

Like Master Splinter says, a ninja is always prepared.

I thought that was the Boy Scouts.

( gasps )

( grunting )

Next time, let's leave the wall-crawling

to the dude in the blue-and-red tights.

You read way too many comic books.

Michelangelo: Just curious, Don.

What's to stop old turbo jaws

from munching up another 6.2 on the Richter scale?

I shut down its jaw servos.

It couldn't even chew through a stick of gum.

( roars )

You were saying?

But I-I'm sure I shut it down.

Ah, Don's finally lost his techno mojo.

Sad, really.

It must have some kind of security override routine.

Come on.

Oh, no.

What is it, Don?

If I'm not mistaken, that's a serious water main

hanging right over our heads.

So?

"So?"

Our little Mouser friend

just ate through the pipe's support!

( metal groaning )

Incoming!

( all yelling )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( all yelling )

Grab on!

Whoa!

Ow! Watch where you point

those shuko spikes, Mike!

Oh, keep your shell on, Raph!

I got an idea!

Mike, wait! What are you--

( all yelling )

Guys, you okay?

( spits ) Peachy.

( gasps )

Oh, finally.

I don't care how bad the city's rodent problem is.

This is serious overkill.

( beeping )

When I get my hands on that metal menace,

I'm gonna grind him into little bot burgers.

Easy, Raph.

We still gotta keep him in one piece.

What makes you think we'll even find the little blender butt?

I think he left us a few clues.

Rat problem, my eye.

What are you really up to, Stockman?

- Now, now, Ms. O'Neil. - ( gasps )

That would be telling.

Suffice it to say my army of Mousers

will make me a very rich and powerful man.

But aren't you already a very rich and powerful man?

Ah, Ms. O'Neil, so brilliant,

yet so naive.

I will truly miss working with you.

What? You mean I'm fired?

In a manner of speaking.

Huh?

( grunting )

Whoa!

I'm afraid I can't let you live, Ms. O'Neil.

You've seen far too much already, and...

well, let's just say I have trust issues.

( roaring )

There!

- Hah! - ( grunting )

Look out!

Whoa, robo-Houdini!

Wrong! Robo-hitchhiker!

We'll never catch him now!

Two can play that game.

( subway horn blares )

What a maniac!

Yeah.

Wait for us!

There's our stop!

Keep back! I know how to use this!

( roars )

( roars )

Hah!

( gasping )

You can run, Ms. O'Neil,

but you cannot hide from my Mousers.

( groans ) Which way out?

Which way out?

Whoa!

- Who invited him? - ( roars )

I got it!

This is not good, guys.

( roars )

Neither is that!

These chrome domes are a lot tougher than the last batch.

Yeah, and there's a lot more of 'em, too.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Great, just great.

( all yelling )

( roars )

These Mousers are incredible!

The servo mechanics!

The circuitry! The articulation!

Jeez, Donnie, why don't you just marry one already?

Guys, the only way to stop them

is to slice their heads off!

Well, ain't that great news...

for the turtles with the blades.

Drive 'em this way!

We'll slice and dice!

( Mousers roaring )

Great job, guys.

Just make sure we leave one...

Hah! ( grunts )

intact.

So much for tracing them back to the source.

( gasps )

( yells )

( roars )

( grunts )

( screams )

( roaring )

( screams )

( turtles yelling )

( Mousers crackling )

Oh. Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much.

You saved my--my--

Hey, how you doing?

( gasps )

Hey. So can I keep her?

( music playing )