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"LAST MAN STANDING"
IS RECORDED
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IN FRONT OF A LIVE
STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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OKAY, PEOPLE.
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I'VE DECIDED WHERE
I WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
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WHAT'S YOUR RUSH, HUH?
YOU'RE JUST A SOPHOMORE.
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UNLESS YOU'VE DECIDED ON
THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY,
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IN WHICH CASE,
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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I'M NOT LEANING TOWARD
THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY,
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MOSTLY BECAUSE ITS ALUMNI
INSIST ON CALLING IT
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"THE" OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY.
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Mike:
WELL, IT SOUNDS BETTER
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THAN THE SAFETY SCHOOL
OF THE MIDWEST.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU WANT HER
TO GO TO YOUR PRECIOUS MICHIGAN.
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I LOVE EVE, BUT I'D RATHER
SOMEONE GO THERE
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THAT CAN HELP THEM
WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
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MICHIGAN STILL HAS
A FOOTBALL TEAM?
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THIS IS GONNA BE A MUCH BETTER
YEAR THIS YEAR.
GUYS! GUYS!
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WE'LL GO TO A --
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE
TO BE PART OF A RIVALRY
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IN AN IRRELEVANT
FOOTBALL CONFERENCE,
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I'M NOT GOING
TO EITHER OF THOSE.
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AND THE BEST PART IS THE SCHOOL
WON'T COST YOU ANYTHING, DAD.
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NOTHING? I'M IN.
NOPE.
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HONEY, WE'RE GONNA GET
A NEW BOAT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT? WE COULD EVEN
CALL IT "THE SCHOLARSHIP."
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, SURPRISE.
WHAT SCHOOL?
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WEST POINT.
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MILITARY SCHOOL?
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WHAT PARENT WOULDN'T
BE HAPPY THAT THEIR
KID PICKED WEST POINT?
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WELL, RIGHT OFF THE TOP
OF MY HEAD,
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MR. AND MRS. GANDHI.
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I NEVER GOT GANDHI
ANYWAY.
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HE WORE A DIAPER,
DIDN'T LIKE FOOD.
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WHY WOULD YOU NEED
THE DIAPER?
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WELL, IT'S PRETTY TOUGH
TO GET IN,
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SO I'LL HAVE TO MAINTAIN
MY STRAIGHT A's.
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RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
YEAH, BUT, HONEY, WAIT.
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WITH THOSE GRADES,
YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE,
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EVEN
THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY.
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YEAH, YEAH, MOM.
I GOT IT.
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IT'S THE HARVARD
OF CENTRAL OHIO.
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LOOK...
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I WANT TO BE AN ARMY RANGER,
NOT A BUCKEYE.
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THERE YOU GO.
YOU GOT TO GO WITH HER ON THIS.
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YOUR MASCOT IS BASICALLY
AN ACORN WEARING A CARDIGAN.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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HEY, MR. B.
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I'M ALMOST DONE
WITH THE ROCK-CLIMBING DISPLAY,
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BUT I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
WITH THE SIGN.
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WELL, WORK AT IT.
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READING CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT,
KYLE.
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EXCUSE ME.
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OH. YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
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YOU SEE THAT?
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YOU'VE GOT THE CHISELED FEATURES
OF A LEADER.
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ALSO, HIS FACE
IS ON THAT POSTER.
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UH, I KNOW THAT POSTER HAS
A BIG SMILE THAT SAYS "WELCOME,"
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BUT IT SHOULD BE SAYING,
"THIS IS FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY."
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OH, WELL, THAT --
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE.
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JASON WOULD LIKE TO BE
AN EMPLOYEE.
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SHAKE THE MAN'S HAND,
JASON.
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DID YOU WASH
AFTER USING THE LAVATORY?
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I'M GONNA NEED AN ANSWER
TO THAT, SON.
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THE MAN YOU WANT TO TALK TO
IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU --
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THE OWNER OF THE STORE,
ED ALZATE.
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ED, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
THINK TWICE
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ABOUT SHAKING
THIS YOUNG MAN'S HAND.
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WENDI GRAYSON.
HI.
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AND MY SON, JASON.
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JASON GRAYSON.
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NOW, WHO WOULD DO THAT
TO A KID?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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JASON, TELL HIM
WHY WE'RE HERE.
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JASON FILLED OUT AN APPLICATION
FOR A JOB HERE IN YOUR STORE,
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AND HE HASN'T HEARD
ANYTHING BACK IN THREE DAYS.
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HE'S VERY UPSET.
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I-I-I CAN SEE THAT.
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ARE WE IN ANY DANGER?
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JASON'S OFF FOR THE SUMMER,
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AND HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH ALL OF THAT ENERGY.
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MM-HMM.
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I DO STUFF.
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YOU WON'T BE SORRY,
MR. ALZATE.
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HE'S INTELLIGENT.
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HE CAN TYPE ON THAT THING
WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING.
AH.
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WATCH. JASON.
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SEE? LOOK AT THAT.
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TELL HIM ABOUT
YOUR POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES.
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I'M HARD-WORKING.
I'M CONSCIENTIOUS.
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AND?
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YOU'RE A SELF-STARTER.
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OH.
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WELL, WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR A KID LIKE THAT.
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COME BACK
WHEN YOU'RE HIM.
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HIS FATHER IS DEAD.
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MRS. GRAYSON,
THIS IS VERY UNUSUAL.
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I'VE NEVER HAD SOMEONE
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BRING HIS MOTHER
TO A JOB INTERVIEW BEFORE.
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WELL, THAT'S MY JASON.
HE IS ONE IN A MILLION.
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HE'LL BE VERY RELIABLE,
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AND HE'LL BE ON TIME EVERY DAY
BECAUSE I WILL BE DRIVING HIM.
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WHAT TIME SHALL I HAVE HIM HERE
IN THE MORNING?
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YOU MEAN TOMORROW MORNING?
THAT WORKS FOR US.
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SAY,
"THANK YOU," JASON.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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A LITTLE LOW
ON THE LEFT.
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UH, MY LEFT
OR YOUR LEFT?
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WE'RE FACING
THE SAME DIRECTION.
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I'LL TURN AROUND.
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MIKE, THANKS FOR DUMPING
THAT WOMAN OFF ON ME.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT,
BUT I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE.
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I ENDED UP
HIRING HER SON.
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WELL, PUT HIM IN THE STOCKROOM.
WE NEED ANOTHER DOORSTOP.
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WHY DID YOU HIRE
THAT KID?
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WELL,
WE NEED SOME EXTRA HELP,
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AND HE CAN'T BE WORSE
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THAN THE OTHER COLLEGE KIDS
WHO APPLY.
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"CAN'T BE WORSE
THAN THE OTHER KIDS" --
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THERE'S A RéSUMé TOPPER.
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ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S PERFECT, KYLE.
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NOW PUT THE FAKE ROCKS
BACK UP AT THE TOP,
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AND THEN WE'RE ALL SET.
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YES, SIR.
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YOU KNOW,
I BLAME THE PARENTS.
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YOU KNOW,
THEY PAMPER THEIR KIDS.
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THAT'S WHY THEY END UP LIVING
AT HOME UNTIL THEY'RE 30.
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THEY'RE CALLED MILLENNIALS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE IT TAKES 1,000 YEARS TO
GET THEM OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE.
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EVE'S NOT TAKING
THE EASY WAY OUT.
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HMM.
GUESS WHERE
SHE WANTS TO GO TO COLLEGE.
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WEST POINT.
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OH, COME ON.
YEAH.
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YOU SEE THAT?
YOU RAISED A GOOD ONE, MIKEY.
YEAH.
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YES, YES.
I GUESS THERE ARE
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A FEW COMPETENT
YOUNG PEOPLE LEFT.
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MR. B...
YEAH?
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...MY ARM'S STUCK.
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HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
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USE YOUR BELT AS A TOURNIQUET,
BITE DOWN ON IT...
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...I'LL BE BACK
IN 127 HOURS.
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YOU MIND DOING THAT
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
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YOU'RE MAKING A RACKET
WITH ALL THAT FOLDING.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I GUESS I USED
TOO MUCH SHOUT AND CHEER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHY ARE YOU BEING
SUCH A GRUMP?
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I'M SORRY.
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I GOT A "C"
ON MY LAST GEOMETRY TEST.
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THAT'S NOT GONNA GET ME
INTO WEST POINT.
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MM, WEST POINT?
THAT BAR ON LEETSDALE?
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I GET IN THERE
ALL THE TIME.
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YOU JUST GOT TO TELL
THE BOUNCER
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THAT YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE
IN THE LADIES' ROOM.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
GETTING INTO
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THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS
MILITARY ACADEMY IN THE WORLD.
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WELL, TRY THE PHONE THING THERE.
IT'S NEVER NOT WORKED.
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WELL, I WOULD BE GETTING
AN "A" IN GEOMETRY
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IF MY TEACHER WAS
ANYBODY BUT HARDIN.
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OH,
I HAD HARD-ASS HARDIN.
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YEAH, I HAD HARDIN, TOO.
GOD, I LOVED HIM.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YOU ALSO HAD
A BABY IN HIGH SCHOOL,
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SO WHEN YOU SAY "LOVED"...
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HE WAS A GREAT TEACHER.
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[ GASPS ] OF WHAT?
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GEOMETRY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HARDIN'S STILL TEACHING THERE.
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OH, HE'S STILL THERE,
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CRUSHING THE COLLEGE DREAMS
OF A SWEET, YOUNG GIRL
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WHO JUST WANTS TO LEARN
HOW TO SHOOT PEOPLE.
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JUST DO WHAT I DID.
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JUST SWITCH TO THE EASIER
GEOMETRY TEACHER.
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YOU JUST DOWNLOAD
THE SCHEDULE-CHANGE FORM
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AND YOU GET MOM OR DAD
TO SIGN IT FOR YOU.
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DUDE,
I SWITCHED CLASSES,
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AND I ENDED UP
WITH A GENTLEMAN'S "C"...
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BY COPYING OFF
THE GENTLEMAN NEXT TO ME.
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YOU KNOW, EVE, UH,
HARDIN'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
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AT TUTORING HIS STUDENTS.
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REALLY?
THAT'S YOUR ADVICE, KRISTIN?
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[ SCOFFS ]
ASK A MAN FOR HELP?
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FEMINISM CALLED,
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AND THEY WERE LIKE,
"WHERE'S KRISTIN?"
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I WAS LIKE, "UM,
JUST IN THE KITCHEN
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FOLDING HER BOYFRIEND'S
UNDERWEAR."
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AND THEY WERE LIKE,
"EW. GROSS."
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AND I WAS LIKE,
"TOTES."
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OH, HEY.
UH, CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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BOY, THERE'S SOMETHING
A GEOLOGIST NEVER HEARS.
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WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
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UH, JUST A CLASS SCHEDULE
CHANGE FORM,
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STRICTLY
BOILERPLATE STUFF.
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I'M SWITCHING
GEOMETRY CLASSES
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SO I'LL HAVE A FREE PERIOD
TO HIT THE BOOKS
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BEFORE SOFTBALL PRACTICE.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH. SOUNDS SMART.
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YEP. THESE WHEELS
ARE ALWAYS TURNING.
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HOLD UP THERE, PROUD MARY.
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WHAT CLASS
ARE YOU TRANSFERRING OUT OF?
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GEOMETRY
WITH MR. HARDIN.
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OH. ISN'T HE THE TOUGH ONE
THE KIDS CALL "HARD-ASS"?
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PROBABLY. KIDS CAN BE
REALLY MEAN, YOU KNOW?
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UH, HEY, WILL YOU JUST SIGN
WHERE I PUT THE ARROW STICKER?
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THAT'D BE GREAT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
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WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON
WITH YOU?
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LOOK AT HER.
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SWEATING LIKE A DRUG MULE
GOING THROUGH CUSTOMS.
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OKAY, FINE.
HARDIN IS KILLING ME, OKAY?
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HE GAVE ME A "C"
ON MY LAST TEST.
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I DON'T GET C's.
I CAN'T GET C's.
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YOU REALLY DISAPPOINT ME TRYING
TO PULL SOMETHING OVER ON ME
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AND, SECONDLY, THINKING THAT YOU
COULD PULL SOMETHING OVER ON ME.
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I'M SORRY,
BUT THIS TEACHER
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IS LIKE SOME SADISTIC MONSTER
WHO HATES THE YOUNG.
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YOU KNOW,
I'LL BET HE ORDERS VEAL
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EVEN THOUGH
HE DOESN'T LIKE VEAL
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JUST SO THEY HAVE TO TORTURE
ANOTHER LITTLE CALF
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TO MAKE MORE VEAL.
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WHY DON'T WE HAVE
MORE VEAL?
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU KNOW, A LOT OF OTHER PARENTS
COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS HARDIN.
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00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,008
HE HOLDS THE KIDS
TO A RIDICULOUSLY HIGH STANDARD.
223
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,877
I LIKE THIS GUY.
YEAH, OF COURSE YOU DO.
224
00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,846
HARD-ASS,
HIGH STANDARDS --
225
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,849
THAT'S LOOKING BACK AT ME
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THE MIRROR.
226
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,720
OKAY, WELL, YOUR HERO'S GONNA
KEEP ME OUT OF WEST POINT.
227
00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,222
IF HE GETS TOUGH, HONEY,
YOU JUST GET TOUGHER.
228
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,758
YEAH, BUT IT'S ALL OR NOTHING
WITH THIS GUY, DAD.
229
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,259
YOU DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS
TO SOLVE A MATH PROBLEM,
230
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,761
BUT IF YOU MAKE
ONE TINY MISTAKE AT THE END,
231
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,695
HE MARKS
THE WHOLE THING WRONG.
232
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,231
WHAT?!
233
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,134
IF YOU GET A WRONG ANSWER,
HE MARKS IT WRONG?!
234
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,902
DAD...
235
00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:32,072
WHERE'S THIS GUY FROM,
NORTH KOREA?
236
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,774
DAD, I'M STILL GONNA BE
LEARNING GEOMETRY.
237
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,108
I'LL JUST BE GETTING
AN "A"
238
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,044
LIKE I DO IN ALL
MY OTHER HONORS CLASSES.
239
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,912
YOU'RE RUNNING
FROM A CHALLENGE.
240
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,147
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
SOMEONE GOING TO WEST POINT,
241
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,314
UNLESS THE WEST POINT'S
SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE.
242
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,285
YOU KNOW, I THINK EVE'S
BEING SMART ABOUT THIS.
243
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,920
BY GOING
TO A DUMBER CLASS?
NO. WAIT, NO, NO, NO.
244
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,256
GPA IS VERY IMPORTANT.
I KNOW THAT.
245
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,892
GETTING INTO COLLEGE --
IT'S INSANELY COMPETITIVE.
246
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,061
I-I DOUBT THAT I WOULD GET
ACCEPTED AT OHIO STATE NOW.
247
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,896
SURE YOU WOULD HAVE.
248
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:56,930
THEY TAKE ANYBODY.
249
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,342
MR. ALZATE,
JUST A HEADS UP.
250
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,811
MRS. GRAYSON
IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
251
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,012
WHO?
252
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,314
LIKE, THIS TALL,
REAL PUSHY,
253
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,750
HAS A LONG LIST OF WAYS I'M NOT
AS GOOD AS HER SON, JASON.
254
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,852
OH, GOD.
TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
255
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,154
MR. ALZATE IS NOT HERE.
256
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,593
THANKS FOR THE HELP,
KYLE.
257
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,863
I JUST CAME BY TO SAY THANK YOU
FOR GIVING MY JASON THE JOB.
258
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,964
YOU'RE WELCOME.
259
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,199
YEAH,
HE CAME HOME YESTERDAY
260
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,366
AND TOLD ME ALL ABOUT
HIS FIRST DAY.
261
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,835
APPARENTLY, IT WAS --
262
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,504
HOW DID HE PUT IT?
"FINE."
263
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,172
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T GET IT.
264
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,541
I HAVE LAYERS AND LAYERS
OF EMPLOYEES
265
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,677
JUST TO KEEP THIS
FROM HAPPENING.
266
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,613
OH.
I-I DON'T MEAN TO INTRUDE.
267
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,316
I JUST -- I CAME
TO BRING JASON HIS LUNCH.
268
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,451
WHICH ONE OF THESE OFFICES
IS HIS?
269
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,287
JASON DOESN'T HAVE
AN OFFICE.
270
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,857
H-HE'S WORKING
IN THE STOCKROOM.
271
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,226
[ CHUCKLES ] HOW WILL YOU
RECOGNIZE HIS POTENTIAL
272
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,961
IF HE'S HIDDEN AWAY
IN A STOCKROOM?
273
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,163
GIVE HIM THAT BOY'S JOB.
274
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,132
UH, MRS. GRAYSON --
275
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,400
WENDI.
YES. [ CHUCKLES ]
276
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,537
Y-YOUR SON IS A PART-TIME
SEASONAL EMPLOYEE.
277
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,840
I SHOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
HIS NAME.
278
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,743
I SURE AS HELL
SHOULDN'T KNOW HIS MOTHER'S.
279
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,344
I'M SORRY, MR. ALZATE.
280
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,647
I JUST -- JASON IS ALL I HAVE
IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW,
281
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,850
AND THE HOUSE
SEEMS SO EMPTY AND QUIET,
282
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,384
AND WHEN HE'S GONE,
283
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,655
I-I FIND MYSELF TALKING TO
THE DENT HE LEFT IN THE COUCH.
284
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,725
MRS. GRAYSON,
FLIP THE CUSHION AND MOVE ON.
285
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,663
THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR JASON
OR FOR YOU, EITHER.
286
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,032
JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE
TO FOCUS ON.
287
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,035
YEAH.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
288
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,604
HOW ARE YOU FEELING,
MR. ALZATE?
289
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,743
I HAVE...
A SLIGHT HEADACHE,
290
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:53,346
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
IT WILL BE GONE SOON.
291
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,016
I-I NOTICED A LITTLE BIT
OF CLOUDINESS ON YOUR TONGUE
292
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,684
WHEN YOU WERE SHOUTING
AT ME.
293
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,187
[ Chuckling ]
I WASN'T SHOUTING.
294
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,023
HOW CLOUDY?
OPEN.
295
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,858
OH, THAT'S BAD.
YOU'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN.
296
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,693
I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA
HAVE YOU TRY SOMETHING.
297
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,196
I MADE IT FOR JASON,
BUT YOU NEED IT MUCH, MUCH MORE.
I'M FINE.
298
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,031
I'M FINE.
299
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,133
I-I WON'T TAKE "NO"
FOR AN ANSWER.
300
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,434
I JUST GAVE YOUR KID
A JOB.
301
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,203
YOU WON'T TAKE "YES"
FOR AN ANSWER.
302
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,105
OH, COME ON, PLEASE.
THIS IS --
303
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,408
YOU KNOW,
THIS IS VERY TASTY.
YEAH.
304
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,211
I CALL IT
MY NIACIN PASTA...
MMM. YEAH.
305
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:28,381
...BECAUSE INSTEAD OF FLOUR,
I USE NIACIN.
306
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,983
WELL, THIS IS --
THIS IS QUITE DELICIOUS.
307
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,118
MMM.
308
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,886
TRUST ME.
309
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,889
YOU'RE GONNA GET A "THANK YOU"
NOTE FROM YOUR COLON.
310
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,625
I DOUBT THAT.
NO ONE WRITES NOTES ANYMORE.
311
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,927
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
312
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,498
UH, EXCUSE ME.
313
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,633
MR. HARDIN?
314
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,101
COME IN. COME IN.
315
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,470
MRS. BAXTER.
OH. HEY.
316
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,473
PLEASE TELL EVE HER EX-BOYFRIEND
ANDREW SAID, "HELLO."
317
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,278
AND THAT
HE HASN'T MOVED ON.
318
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,147
AT ALL.
319
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,349
UH, WELL, I'LL TELL EVE
THAT YOU SAID, "HELLO,"
320
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,151
AND FOR YOUR SAKE,
I'LL LEAVE OUT THE LAST PART.
321
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,421
OH, MY. IS THAT BOY
WEARING A DUNCE CAP?
322
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,290
[ CHUCKLES ] OH, NO.
323
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,093
I COULD NEVER GET AWAY WITH
BEING THAT INSENSITIVE TO KIDS
324
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,261
IN THIS DAY AND AGE.
325
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,030
IT'S A GENIUS CAP.
326
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,666
THIS GENIUS
FORGOT TO DO HIS HOMEWORK.
327
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,501
ISN'T THAT HUMILIATING?
328
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,303
WELL, THAT'S THE KIND
OF QUESTION
329
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,737
I WOULD EXPECT
FROM A GENIUS.
330
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,842
ALL RIGHT, THOMAS.
YOUR TIME IS UP.
331
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,044
NEXT TIME, I'LL MAKE YOU SIT
IN THE WOBBLY CHAIR.
332
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,514
IT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE MUCH,
333
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,217
BUT AFTER 20 MINUTES,
YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM.
334
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,451
OH.
335
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,520
IT'S LIKE REGGAE.
336
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:44,024
UH, HOW CAN I HELP YOU,
MRS. BAXTER?
337
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,193
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
I'M HERE FOR EVE.
338
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,628
UH, SHE'S --
HOW CAN I PUT THIS?
339
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,564
SHE'S -- SHE'S NOT ENJOYING
HER EXPERIENCE IN YOUR CLASS.
340
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:55,969
WELL, FUN ISN'T REALLY
THE OBJECTIVE IN MY CLASSROOM.
341
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:59,239
THAT'S WHY I REMOVED
THE BOUNCY HOUSE.
342
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,674
NO, W-WHAT I MEAN IS
SHE'S FRUSTRATED.
343
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,244
I MEAN, SHE'S -- SHE'S EVEN
TALKING ABOUT A TRANSFER.
344
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,645
NO, NO.
SHE CAN'T!
345
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,747
I-I MEAN, UH...
346
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,716
I-I PURPOSELY FAILED
THE ENTRANCE EXAM
347
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,218
FOR A.P. CALCULUS
348
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,086
JUST SO I COULD BE IN HERE
WITH HER.
349
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,089
[ Laughing ] OH, ANDREW.
350
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,690
PLEASE GO.
351
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,495
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
SO...DESPERATE.
352
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,565
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
YOUR KIND RULES THE WORLD.
353
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,634
YOU MEAN ASTHMATICS?
354
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,107
I'M, UH -- I'M SORRY TO HEAR
EVE'S CONSIDERING A TRANSFER.
355
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,910
SHE'S, UH, ONE
OF MY BEST STUDENTS.
356
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,112
WELL, THEN WHY DOES SHE KEEP
GETTING C's?
357
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,081
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
THAT SHE CAN DO
358
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,615
TO GET BETTER GRADES
ON YOUR TESTS?
359
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,853
ABSOLUTELY.
GET MORE OF THE ANSWERS RIGHT.
360
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,723
I MEAN, WHAT IF SHE TOOK
A RETEST OF -- OF THE LAST TEST
361
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,526
OR MAYBE, UM, EARNED
SOME EXTRA CREDIT
362
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,428
OR -- OR SOMETHING
TO RAISE HER GRADE?
363
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,265
AH, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE.
364
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,367
NO, NO, I'M NOT.
I-I --
365
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,901
WAIT, WHAT?
ONE OF WHAT?
366
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,636
ONE OF THOSE PARENTS
WHO COMES IN HERE
367
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,538
DEMANDING I GIVE THEIR KID
A BETTER GRADE.
368
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,540
YEAH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
369
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,542
WELL, IF I'M ONE OF THOSE,
THEN I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.
370
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,878
MRS. BAXTER, I'VE BEEN TEACHING
THE SAME MATERIAL
371
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,081
THE SAME WAY
FOR 40 YEARS.
372
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,083
EVERY YEAR,
THE GRADES GO DOWN
373
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,585
AND THE PRESSURE
FROM THE PARENTS GOES UP.
374
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,254
BUT THE MATH
STAYS THE SAME.
375
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:24,924
"A" SQUARED PLUS "B" SQUARED
EQUALS...?
376
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,795
"C" SQUARED!
377
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,631
I-I KNOW THAT. I JUST --
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE --
378
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,466
WANTED -- NEVER MIND.
379
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,636
I AM NOT GOING TO LOWER
MY STANDARDS,
380
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,739
AND NO AMOUNT
OF PARENTAL COERCION
381
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,474
IS GOING
TO CHANGE THAT.
382
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,742
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
383
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,377
"C" SQUARED.
384
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,282
BECAUSE EVERY DAY,
385
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:53,420
I DRIVE BACK AND FORTH
ACROSS THE 19th STREET BRIDGE,
386
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,922
AND EVERY DAY, I PRAY
387
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,458
THAT THE MEN AND WOMEN
WHO BUILT THAT BRIDGE
388
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,959
LEARNED THEIR MATH
389
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:03,030
FROM TEACHERS WHO DEMANDED
THE BEST FROM THEM.
390
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:07,134
UH, EVE HAS HER HEART SET
ON WEST POINT.
391
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,669
SHE'S NOT SO INTERESTED
IN BUILDING BRIDGES
392
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,204
AS SHE IS
IN BLOWING THEM UP.
393
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,475
COME ON. ISN'T THERE
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO
TO HELP HER GET AN "A"?
394
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,210
YES.
395
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,380
I CAN LET HER TAKE GEOMETRY
FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
396
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,882
MR. JORY'S CLASS.
397
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,684
SHE'LL LIKE HIM.
398
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,819
HE'S HIP...
399
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,955
PLAYS THE BANJO.
400
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,832
HEY. MIKE BAXTER HERE
FOR OUTDOOR MAN.
401
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,301
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
402
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,036
LOOK AT HIM,
SCALING THAT THING
403
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,904
LIKE A SUREFOOTED
MOUNTAIN GOAT.
404
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:48,575
THE TRUTH IS
HE'S GETTING A LITTLE HELP.
405
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,743
I'M CLIMBING!
406
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,745
HE'S BASICALLY DOING NOTHING.
407
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:56,249
I MADE IT, MR. B.
I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
408
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,017
THIS IS WHAT AMERICA'S COME TO.
409
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,320
REAL ACCOMPLISHMENT
PLAYS SECOND FIDDLE
410
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,522
TO JUST FEELING GOOD
ABOUT OURSELVES --
411
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,757
FEELING GOOD
WHETHER WE EARNED IT OR NOT.
412
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,693
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
413
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,196
WE LOVE TO SAY
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE.
414
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,897
BUT ARE WE?
415
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,900
OUR STUDENTS RANK 30th IN MATH,
23rd IN SCIENCE,
416
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,502
AND 20th IN READING.
417
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,837
WELL, WHAT ARE WE NUMBER ONE IN?
418
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,872
I'LL TELL YOU.
SELF-ESTEEM.
419
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,610
YEAH. WE'RE A NATION
OF CONFIDENT IDIOTS.
420
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,778
IT'S OUR FAULT AS PARENTS.
421
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,047
OUR LITTLE DARLINGS
SCRIBBLE ON A PIECE OF PAPER,
422
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,116
AND WE PRAISE IT.
423
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,683
"OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL ART."
424
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,120
REALLY?
GREEN DOG WITH EIGHT LEGS?
425
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,022
THAT SHOULDN'T BUMP THE DOMINO'S
COUPON OFF THE FRIDGE.
426
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,757
WE DEMAND OUR EGGS BE GRADE "A"
427
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,959
WHILE WE GIVE OUR KIDS
A FREE PASS.
428
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,263
WE EXPECT LESS FROM OUR CHILDREN
THAN WE DO FROM OUR POULTRY.
429
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,698
LET'S STOP BABYING
THIS GENERATION, PEOPLE,
430
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,966
AND SHARPEN THEM UP!
431
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,901
OH, BY THE WAY,
432
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,937
ALL HUNTING BLADES ON SALE
THIS WEEK AT OUTDOOR MAN.
433
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,140
HEY, COME ON, GUYS.
COFFEE'S ON ME.
434
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,908
WAIT.
HOW DO I GET DOWN?
435
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,345
TELL YOU WHAT -- A KID FROM ASIA
WOULD FIGURE IT OUT.
436
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,085
SO, I'LL BET HARDIN'S CLASS
WAS EASY TO FIND.
437
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,588
YOU JUST FOLLOW THE SOUNDS
OF SCREAMING CHILDREN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
438
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,658
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I SAW
YOUR FRIEND ANDREW THERE.
439
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,092
HE REALLY LIKES YOU.
440
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,062
YEAH. HE FOLLOWS ME AROUND
AT SCHOOL.
441
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,566
IT'S SORT OF A
"MARY'S LITTLE LAMB" SITUATION.
442
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,168
I CAN SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
ABOUT HARDIN.
443
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,669
NOT ONLY
IS HE TOUGH ON KIDS,
444
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,471
BUT HE'S NOT TOO CRAZY
ABOUT PARENTS, EITHER.
445
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,973
DON'T EVEN GET HIM STARTED
ON REGGAE.
446
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,309
HEY, GUYS.
447
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,677
HEY.
Eve: HI.
448
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,978
WHAT'S GOING ON?
449
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,282
WELL, I WENT TO SEE
HARDIN TODAY.
450
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,816
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
451
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,117
HE IS A LOT LIKE YOU.
YOU WOULD'VE LOVED HIM.
452
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,489
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
YOU DID.
[ SIGHS ]
453
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,192
IF HE REMINDS YOU OF ME,
THAT MAKES ME WONDER.
454
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,360
MAYBE THIS WHOLE THING'S
BUILT ON SAND.
455
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,995
HMM.
456
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,531
HMM-HMM-HMM.
457
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,333
WELL,
HE SIGNED EVE'S TRANSFER,
458
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,202
BUT I WANT TO RUN IT
BY YOU FIRST,
459
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,170
BECAUSE YOU FELT
PRETTY STRONGLY.
460
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,972
I DO FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT.
BUT THIS IS EVE'S DECISION.
461
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,709
REALLY?
THIS ISN'T A TRICK?
462
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,678
OH.
463
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,680
GOODBYE, HARDIN.
HELLO, BANJO BOY.
464
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,049
[ IMITATES BANJO PLAYING ]
465
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,285
WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
466
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,387
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
WHAT YOU WANTED.
467
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,992
HEY, WAIT, DAD.
I'M SORRY.
468
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,228
BUT ALL JOKING ASIDE,
469
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,563
I HAVE TRIED AND TRIED
WITH THIS GUY,
470
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,665
AND NO MATTER HOW HARD
I WORK, HE'S NEVER
GONNA GIVE ME AN "A."
471
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,133
SO IF I'M HEADING
TOWARDS A MINEFIELD,
472
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,701
ISN'T IT BETTER
TO JUST GO AROUND IT?
473
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,404
WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS
THE SMART AND PRACTICAL THING,
474
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,072
BUT IT'S ALSO
THE EASY THING,
475
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,008
AND I DON'T THINK THE EASY THING
IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT THING.
476
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,045
WELL, I KNOW
I'M DISAPPOINTING YOU.
477
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,948
BELIEVE ME,
IT'S NOT THE EASY THING.
478
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,421
YOU'RE BEING
A LITTLE HARD ON EVE.
479
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,490
YOU KNOW, I LOOK AT HER
AS A DIAMOND, RIGHT?
480
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,325
YOU KNOW, AND A DIAMOND
481
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,093
IS JUST A PIECE OF COAL
THAT STUCK IT OUT.
482
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,265
IF SHE GETS IN THE COLLEGE
OF HER DREAMS, THAT'S GREAT,
483
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:02,168
BUT I WISH THAT SHE'D DO IT
AS THE DIAMOND THAT SHE IS.
484
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,170
BUT A DIAMOND
IS ALSO PRODUCED
485
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,239
BY WITHSTANDING
INTENSE PRESSURE.
486
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,441
THAT'S WHAT EVE
JUST DID.
487
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,042
HONEY,
SHE JUST STOOD UP
488
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,512
TO THE TOUGHEST, MOST IMPORTANT
PERSON IN HER LIFE.
489
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,880
THAT'S WHAT A DIAMOND IS.
490
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,920
OKAY. THAT WAS
A GOOD OBSERVATION.
491
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,191
ESPECIALLY
COMING FROM SOMEBODY
492
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,193
THAT WENT TO
THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY.
493
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,639
HEY, MR. ALZATE.
JUST A HEADS UP.
494
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,641
JASON GRAYSON'S MOM
IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
495
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,942
YEAH, ALL THE GUYS
IN THE STOCKROOM
496
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,277
THINK SHE'S, UM, A
[WHISTLES]
497
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,445
BLBLBLBLB!
498
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,613
[ CHUCKLES ]
499
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,282
IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A CARTOON,
500
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,384
I-I PROBABLY LOOKED
PRETTY FOOLISH RIGHT THERE.
501
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,820
I GET IT.
THEY THINK SHE'S CRAZY, HUH?
502
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,989
YOU KNOW WHY MRS. GRAYSON
IS STOPPING BY, KYLE? HMM?
503
00:20:57,023 --> 00:21:00,092
SHE'S MEETING ME
TO GO OUT ON OUR DATE.
504
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,061
A DATE?
MM-HMM.
505
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,297
LIKE PEOPLE DO WHEN
THEY'RE A MAN AND A WOMAN?
506
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,098
YES, YES.
507
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,934
SHE'S A LOVELY,
CARING WOMAN,
508
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,803
AND I FEEL FORTUNATE THAT
SHE'S AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME.
509
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:14,674
I GUESS I SHOULD JUST,
UH, EXIT STAGE RIGHT.
510
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,377
IT'S ANOTHER
CARTOON THING.
511
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,146
KYLE.
512
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,348
AH.
HELLO, EDDIE.
513
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,615
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOK AT YOU.
514
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,150
SHALL WE? HMM?
[ CHUCKLES ]
515
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,419
YOU WEARING THE INSOLES
I GOT FOR YOU?
516
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,488
MM-HMM.
REALLY GREAT FOR THE BACK.
WAS I RIGHT?
517
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,657
NEVER FELT BETTER
OR TALLER.
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