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"LAST MAN STANDING"
IS RECORDED
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IN FRONT OF A LIVE
STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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HUH. FOR A BUNCH
OF COLLEGE KIDS,
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THIS FASHION SHOW'S
REALLY IMPRESSIVE.
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WHY? 'CAUSE
THEY MAKE CLOTHES?
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8-YEAR-OLDS DO THIS
IN SWEATSHOPS EVERY DAY.
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I'M ENJOYING
THE HECK OUT OF THIS, MIKE.
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MUSIC, COLORS,
SPECTACLE.
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EVER SINCE YOU OPENED UP
THAT POT SHOP,
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THE WHOLE WORLD'S
JUST ONE BIG
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PINK FLOYD LASER LIGHT SHOW
TO YOU, ISN'T IT?
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I JUST SELL THE MARIJUANA.
I DON'T USE IT.
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IF I WANT TO GET DIZZY,
I'LL CLIMB A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
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KYLE. KYLE!
YOU CAN ZIP HER UP.
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IF YOU WERE ZIPPING HER DOWN,
MAYBE I WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM.
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IT'S OKAY. I'M GOOD AT DOING
THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED.
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I HELP MY GRANDMA GET DRESSED
ALL THE TIME.
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EVE, WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED?
WE'RE UP NEXT.
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YEAH.
SMALL PROBLEM.
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THERE'S A MIRROR
IN THERE.
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I-I'M NOT WEARING THIS
IN PUBLIC.
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COME ON.
YOU CAN PULL THIS OFF.
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I KNOW.
I JUST DID.
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YOU CAN GIVE ME
SOMETHING ELSE TO WEAR
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OR EIGHT OF THESE
SEWN INTO A BURKA.
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THIS IS WHY TIM GUNN WOULD CALL
A "MAKE IT WORK" MOMENT.
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EVE, LOOK.
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I KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T
THAT INTO FASHION,
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BUT YOU ARE THE KIND OF MODEL
EVERY DESIGNER DREAMS OF.
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REALLY?
YES. YOU HAVE THE BODY
OF A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY.
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KEEP TALKING AND I'LL HAVE THE
HEAD OF A 19-YEAR-OLD SISTER.
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YOU SAID THAT YOU
WOULD HELP ME WITH THIS.
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IF YOU DON'T,
I'M GONNA FAIL THE CLASS.
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FINE.
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ACCORDING TO THE PROGRAM,
MANDY'S UP NEXT.
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AND WE CAN GET
A PRETTY SWEET DISCOUNT
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FROM A LOCAL
PRINT SHOP.
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Announcer:
NOW HERE'S A COLLECTION FROM
FRESHMAN DESIGNER MANDY BAXTER.
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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS
LOOK SO ANGRY?
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MAYBE THEY TOOK DENVER
IN THE SUPER BOWL.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, NOW I'M ANGRY.
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I'D BE PRETTY ANGRY, TOO,
IF I HADN'T EATEN SINCE I WAS 9.
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COME ON.
IT'S THE STYLE.
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO LOOK FIERCE.
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THAT'S NOT
FIERCE.
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THE VIET CONG
WERE FIERCE.
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FIERCE IS ANGRIER,
MEANER,
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MORE LIKE, UH...
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THAT.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ KRISTIN LAUGHS ]
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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE
TO MY SON?
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Vanessa:
EVE LOOKS AMAZING.
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE
I'VE SEEN HER LEGS
WITHOUT SHIN GUARDS.
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WATCH THOSE HIGH HEELS.
DON'T ROLL YOUR ANKLE. EVE!
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YOU GOT A SOCCER GAME
ON SATURDAY.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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DESIGNER MANDY BAXTER.
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WELL, FEMINISM HAS COME
FULL CIRCLE.
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50 YEARS AGO,
WOMEN WENT TO COLLEGE
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SO THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE TO SEW.
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I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED
WITH MANDY'S DESIGNS.
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I ALWAYS KNEW
THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON
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IN THAT PRETTY LITTLE HEAD
OF HERS.
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I ALWAYS PICTURED A WIND-UP
MONKEY PLAYING CYMBALS.
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AND, EVIE, WOW!
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HONEY, HONEY, YOU WERE LIKE
A REAL RUNWAY MODEL.
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YEAH. I'M GONNA GO
TAKE A SHOWER.
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I WONDER WHICH BODY SCRUB
IS BEST FOR WASHING AWAY SHAME.
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
AH, HERE SHE IS!
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BRAVO, MANDY.
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HONEY, GOD, YOUR COLLECTION
WAS SO FRESH AND ORIGINAL.
THANK YOU.
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YOU REALLY DID
A GOOD JOB.
THANKS, DAD.
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YOU KNOW,
I COULD SEE MYSELF
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ROCKING ONE OF THESE
CUTE LITTLE ROMPERS.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE, UM,
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WELL, THEY'RE ROMPERS,
NOT MOM-PERS.
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I'M TRYING TO BUILD
A BRAND NOW.
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YOU KNOW,
SOMEBODY MIGHT SEE YOU.
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FINE. I'LL JUST WEAR
THE COMPETITION'S CLOTHES, THEN.
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OH, WOULD YOU?
THAT WOULD BE GREAT, ACTUALLY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER
TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOM.
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THIS WILL HAPPEN
TO YOU ONE DAY.
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HEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH, THANKS
FOR HAVING MY BACK.
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YOU BETTER WATCH YOURS
WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING.
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YOU KNOW, MANDY,
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YOUR CLOTHES DEFINITELY GOT
THE BEST RESPONSE.
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YOUR -- YOUR TEACHER MUST
HAVE BEEN SUPER IMPRESSED.
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UH, YEAH. NOT IMPRESSED ENOUGH,
THOUGH. SHE GAVE ME A B-MINUS.
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REALLY?
SERIOUSLY?
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SERIOUSLY. SHE SAID
IT WAS "DERIVATIVE."
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I GUESS I'VE SEEN THINGS
LIKE THIS BEFORE,
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
THEN AGAIN, I'M 100.
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YOU SHOULDN'T LET ONE TOUGH
TEACHER DISCOURAGE YOU, OKAY?
YEAH, I WON'T.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
MM-HMM.
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'CAUSE I'M
QUITTING SCHOOL.
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WHAT?
I MEAN, I'M WASTING MY TIME
IN COLLEGE.
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YOU SAW THAT RESPONSE
TODAY.
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EVEN YOU WANTED
ONE OF MY ROMPERS.
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I AM LITERALLY
TURNING AWAY ORDERS.
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SO IF YOU GUYS NEED ME,
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I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS
MAKING MAGIC.
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DID YOU HEAR
WHAT SHE JUST SAID?
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SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
QUITTING SCHOOL.
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ALL I HEARD WAS
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A WIND-UP MONKEY PLAYING
CYMBALS.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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WE'RE NOT GONNA LET HER
QUIT SCHOOL.
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I'M KIND OF WITH MANDY.
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WHAT DOES A COLLEGE EDUCATION
EVEN MEAN ANYMORE?
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WELL, HAD YOU FINISHED COLLEGE,
MAYBE YOU'D KNOW.
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I AM JUST SAYING,
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A MILLION PEOPLE GRADUATE
FROM COLLEGE EVERY YEAR
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AND THERE ARE ONLY
5,000 JOBS.
WHAT?
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I'M JUST MAKING STUFF UP
LIKE YOU DO.
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LISTEN.
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ONCE OBAMA'S OUT OF OFFICE,
THERE'S GONNA BE JOBS AGAIN.
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SOMEONE'S SURE LOOKING FORWARD
TO HILLARY'S ECONOMIC RECOVERY.
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[ COUGHS ]
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WHAT? WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?
SHE'S GOT A G.E.D.
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WHEN DO YOU WANT
TO GO DOWNSTAIRS
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AND STRAIGHTEN OUT MANDY?
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[ SIGHS ]
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WHEN THIS LEVEL
GETS TO RIGHT ABOUT HERE.
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HEY. OH, MY GOD.
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SO, I JUST CAME UP
WITH A NAME FOR MY COMPANY --
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MANDY CANDY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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NOPE. URBAN DICTIONARY SAYS
THAT'S A STREET NAME FOR CRACK.
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SO NEVER MIND.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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MANDY, HONEY, WE'RE NOT
LETTING YOU QUIT COLLEGE.
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WHY NOT? YOU GUYS
LET ME QUIT SAXOPHONE.
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THAT WAS REALLY
MORE FOR US.
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OKAY. BUT HEAR ME OUT. I HAVE
THE WHOLE THING FIGURED OUT.
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READY? SO, MY TUITION
IS $6,000, RIGHT?
MM-HMM.
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SO, INSTEAD
OF PAYING THAT,
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YOU GUYS SHOULD
JUST GIVE ME $5,000
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SO I CAN START
MY BUSINESS.
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BOOM!
I JUST MADE YOU $1,000.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
IT'S A NO-BRAINER.
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IT CERTAINLY IS.
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WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO
WITH $5,000?
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WELL, IF I'M GONNA
MAKE ROMPERS,
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THAN I NEED TO BUY
MORE MATERIALS
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AND I CAN'T USE
MY CREDIT CARD.
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WAIT. YOU --
YOU MAXED OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD?
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WHAT? NO.
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I'M NOT IRRESPONSIBLE,
MOM.
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I LOST IT.
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UM...
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BY THE WAY, WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN THAT HAPPENS?
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I KNOW YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO, LIKE,
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CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BACK
OF THE CARD, YEAH?
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BUT, LIKE,
HOW DUMB IS THAT?
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BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
THE CARD.
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WHEREVER THE CARD IS NOW,
IT'S MAXED OUT.
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HONEY, WE -- WE CAN'T LET HER
RUIN HER CREDIT.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL
THE CARD
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AND WE'VE GOT TO PAY OFF
ALL HER DEBT.
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CALM DOWN, BERNANKE.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA
BAIL HER OUT.
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SHE'S NOT TOO BIG
TO FAIL.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
JUST GIVE ME
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THE $5,000
TO LAUNCH MY BRAND
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AND THEN I CAN PAY YOU BACK
WHEN I'M RICH?
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OR YOU GO BACK
TO SCHOOL.
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AS MUCH AS I HATE GIVING UP THAT
$1,000 YOU FOUND TO GIVE ME.
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YOU GUYS CAN'T MAKE ME
STAY IN SCHOOL.
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WE CAN'T MAKE YOU?
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YOU'RE IN A SOUND-PROOF BASEMENT
WITH A SEWING MACHINE.
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I COULD MAKE A SUIT
OUT OF YOU.
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THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING US
TO FOLLOW OUR DREAMS
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AND, LIKE,
SWING FOR THE GOAL POSTS.
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I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
EVER SAID THAT.
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AND NOW I FINALLY FIND
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THE ONE THING
THAT I REALLY WANT TO DO,
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AND YOU WON'T EVEN LET ME.
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NO, NOT AS LONG
AS YOU'RE LIVING HERE
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AND WE'RE PAYING
FOR EVERYTHING!
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ARE WE CRUSHING
HER DREAM?
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WE KEEP CRUSHING THEM,
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AND THEY KEEP COMING UP
WITH NEW ONES.
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HERE YOU GO.
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HEY, MIKE BAXTER HERE
FOR OUTDOOR MAN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER
THAN MAKING THEM PRY A RIFLE
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OUT OF YOUR COLD,
DEAD HANDS?
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HOLDING ONE IN YOUR LIVE,
WARM ONES.
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AND IF YOU WANT TO OWN
THIS BEAUTY,
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WE HAVE A SPECIAL THING
CALLED A LAYAWAY PLAN.
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NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
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YOU SPEND A FEW MONTHS
LAYING AWAY THE MONEY.
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AND WHEN YOU HAVE ENOUGH, YOU
COME ON DOWN AND BUY THE GUN.
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[ Chuckling ]
SPENDING ONLY WHAT YOU HAVE.
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OH, WOW.
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CRAZY CONCEPT, RIGHT?
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OUR 30th PRESIDENT,
CALVIN COOLIDGE, SAID,
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"THERE'S NO DIGNITY
QUITE SO IMPRESSIVE
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AS LIVING WITHIN YOUR MEANS."
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NOW, COOLIDGE GOT TO THE TOP
THROUGH HARD WORK, FRUGALITY,
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AND THE SUSPICIOUS DEATH
OF WARREN G. HARDING.
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OF COURSE, IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO IMAGINE PEOPLE
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LIVING WITHIN THEIR MEANS
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WHEN THE VERY GOVERNMENT
COOLIDGE ONCE PRESIDED OVER
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RUNS UP HIS CREDIT-CARD DEBT
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LIKE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF DUBAI.
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"'DO BUY' THIS, 'DO BUY' THAT.
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'DOO-BYE,'
FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, COME ON DOWN TO OUTDOOR MAN
AND DROP A BUNDLE
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SO I CAN LIVE WITHIN MY MEANS,
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BECAUSE, TRUST ME...
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I GOT A BIG NUT.
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YOU KNOW, MIKE,
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THE DEFICIT IS GOING DOWN
UNDER OBAMA.
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ACTUALLY, IT'S AT ITS LOWEST
POINT IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS.
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WELL, YEAH. HE SAVED ALL
THAT MONEY BY NOT HAVING
SECURITY IN BENGHAZI.
218
00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,648
COULD YOU COME OVER HERE AND
SIGN THIS STUFF FOR ME, PLEASE?
219
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,584
YEAH, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE.
220
00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,218
I DID A CALCULATION ONCE --
221
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,521
SPENT ROUGHLY 17% OF MY LIFE
SIGNING DOCUMENTS.
222
00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:44,191
THAT'S SAD.
223
00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,260
IT'S SAD THAT YOU TOOK TIME
TO DO THAT CALCULATION.
224
00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,363
NO, IT'S SAD THAT YOU DO
ALL THAT SIGNING.
225
00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,365
IT'S SAD ABOUT
THE HAIR.
226
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,867
EVERYTHING'S SAD.
IT'S ALL SAD.
227
00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,870
OH, WELL.
I'M RICH, SO I WIN.
228
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,406
DO YOU EVER REGRET
NOT GOING TO COLLEGE?
229
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,507
DID YOU HEAR ME?
230
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,843
I'M RICH. I WON.
231
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,778
ALTHOUGH, THERE WAS
THIS MOVIE I SAW ONCE --
232
00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,379
MADE COLLEGE SEEM
LIKE A LOT OF FUN.
233
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,782
IT WAS CALLED
"THE ANIMAL HOUSE."
234
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,684
MANDY WANTS TO QUIT
GOING TO COLLEGE
235
00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,352
AND START HER OWN BUSINESS.
236
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,122
ATTAGIRL. A LOT OF SUCCESSFUL
GUYS DIDN'T GET THEIR DEGREES --
237
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,458
STEVE JOBS, BILL GATES,
MARK ZUCKERBERG.
238
00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,760
NAME ONE MORE.
239
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,629
EVERYBODY MENTIONS
THOSE THREE.
240
00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,199
STATISTICALLY, PEOPLE
WITH DIPLOMAS MAKE MORE MONEY
241
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,968
THAN PEOPLE
THAT DON'T HAVE THEM.
242
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,970
MAYBE IF BILL GATES
HAD GONE TO COLLEGE,
243
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,639
INSTEAD OF BEING
A BILLIONAIRE,
244
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,406
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN
A TRILLIONAIRE.
245
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,643
THAT'S GOT
TO HAUNT HIM.
246
00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,544
EVERYTHING ISN'T
ABOUT MONEY.
247
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,380
YEAH, FOR SOME OF US,
IT'S ABOUT FINDING OUR BLISS.
248
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,683
LUCKILY,
YOUR BLISS IS MONEY.
249
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,085
WHAT'S MANDY'S?
250
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,219
FASHION DESIGN.
251
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,256
THAT'S A TERRIBLE BLISS.
252
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,324
KID SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL.
253
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,760
I BEG YOUR PARDON,
SIRS,
254
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,427
BUT I BELIEVE IN
MANDY'S FASHION CAREER.
255
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,563
I MEAN, SHE'S ALREADY GOT
TWO MAJOR INVESTORS.
256
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,798
WHO?
257
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,499
WELL, I'M IN
FOR 20 BIG ONES.
258
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,134
DOLLARS.
259
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,272
AND HER GRANDFATHER
GAVE HER $5,000.
260
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,439
WHAT?
261
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,741
THAT'S -- THAT'S NUTS.
262
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,577
I KNOW.
IT'S A RISKY INVESTMENT.
263
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,880
IT'S A RISK
I'M WILLING TO TAKE.
264
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,950
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOUR DAD
IS RAKING IN THE DOUGH
265
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,652
AT THE MARIJUANA STORE,
HUH?
266
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,754
ANOTHER GUY
WHO DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE.
267
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,489
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE RICH
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SMART.
268
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,026
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
YOUR DAD, RIGHT?
269
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,328
SURE.
270
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,208
SO, ARE YOU GUYS
LETTING MANDY QUIT SCHOOL?
271
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,642
NO WAY.
272
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,311
YOUR DAD IS PRETTY MAD
AT YOUR GRANDPA
273
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,879
FOR STICKING HIS NOSE IN
WITH HER.
274
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,948
THAT'S HILARIOUS.
275
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,950
DAD DOES NOTHING BUT INTERFERE
WITH HOW RYAN AND I RAISE BOYD.
276
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,351
HONEY,
YOUR FATHER FEELS LIKE
277
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,986
HE'S GOT SOMETHING
TO TEACH BOYD.
278
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,722
OH, YEAH, SURE --
279
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,657
LOTION ON DOOR KNOBS, PLASTIC
WRAP ACROSS TOILET SEATS.
280
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,693
LOTION ON TOILET SEATS.
281
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,161
[ LAUGHS ]
282
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,765
ONE TIME, I SLID RIGHT OFF
INTO THE HALLWAY.
283
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,634
UM, YEAH, WELL,
284
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,337
I CAN'T BELIEVE GRANDPA BUD
GAVE MANDY 5,000 BUCKS.
285
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,073
I MEAN, DOES HE REMEMBER
HE HAS THREE GRANDDAUGHTERS?
286
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,809
YOU KNOW, HE SOMETIMES
EVEN JOKES THAT HE'S
GOT FO GRANDDAUGHTERS
287
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,344
BECAUSE I LOOK SO...YOUNG.
288
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:23,150
HOW'S, UH, H-HOW'S YOUR HISTORY
PAPER COMING OVER THERE?
289
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,551
GREAT.
290
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,886
I'M THINKING ABOUT
DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL
291
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,655
AND OPENING UP
A HISTORY BUSINESS.
292
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,657
WHERE'S MY 5,000 BUCKS?
293
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,194
NICE TRY, BUT THE ROLE
OF SCHOOL DROPOUT IN THIS FAMILY
294
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,829
HAS ALREADY BEEN FILLED.
295
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,664
WOW.
296
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,166
I -- OKAY.
297
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,500
I AM MANAGING
TWO RESTAURANTS, OKAY,
298
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,902
AND PROBABLY MAKING
MORE THAN YOU DID
299
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,670
WHEN YOU STARTED OFF
AS A GEOLOGIST.
300
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,405
I DIDN'T GET INTO GEOLOGY
FOR THE MONEY.
301
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,441
MM. SO, WAS IT FOR THE FAME
OR ALL THE FREE ROCKS?
302
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,412
YOU CAN'T THINK OF COLLEGE
AS A PATHWAY TO MAKING MONEY.
303
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,581
IT'S -- IT'S ABOUT
OPENING YOUR WORLD UP,
304
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,684
ABOUT ALLOWING YOURSELF
TO BE ASTONISHED AND EXCITED
305
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,187
BY FASCINATING NEW --
UM, MOM, MOM, MOM.
306
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,622
THIS ENDS WITH YOU
BEING A GEOLOGIST, REMEMBER?
307
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,690
[ CHUCKLES ]
308
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,358
FUNNY STORY.
309
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,128
WHEN I FIRST STARTED
AT OHIO STATE,
310
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,230
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
311
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:13,733
I THOUGHT I MIGHT WANT
TO BE A PALEONTOLOGIST.
312
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,637
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
OR A STORY.
313
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,540
THE POINT IS, COLLEGE IS A TIME
WHEN ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
314
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,209
OR ALMOST NOTHING.
315
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,445
UH, YOU KNOW, COLLEGE IS ONE WAY
TO BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS,
316
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,948
BUT IT MAY NOT BE THE PATH
FOR MANDY.
317
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,150
YEAH, AS THE GIRL WHO WROTE
ALL OF HER HIGH SCHOOL PAPERS,
318
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,885
I'D HAVE TO AGREE
WITH THAT.
319
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,621
SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT,
BUT MANDY'S FINISHING COLLEGE
320
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,589
AND, EVE, SO HELP ME,
SO ARE YOU
321
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,458
OR I WILL MAKE YOU
INTO CLOTHES.
322
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,161
WHAT?
323
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,898
IT'S A THREAT
YOUR DAD MADE. I...
324
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,834
IT SOUNDED BETTER
WHEN HE SAID IT.
325
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,242
HEY, DAD? DAD?
326
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,144
COME ON IN, MICHAEL.
327
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,080
HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE --
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE GEEZERS?
328
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,115
I GOT A RETIREMENT HOME
THREE DOORS DOWN.
329
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,750
I GET A LOT
OF FOOT TRAFFIC.
330
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,618
I'M THINKING OF PUTTING IN
A RAMP.
331
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,421
SO, GRAM USED TO STAY HOME
TO BAKE.
332
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,991
NOW SHE STAYS HOME
BECAUSE SHE'S BAKED.
333
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,427
SO, I GUESS THIS IS ABOUT
THE, UH...
334
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,096
FIVE GRAND I GAVE MANDY?
335
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,198
YEAH, DAD.
IT'S WAY TOO MUCH MONEY.
336
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,333
NOT FOR ME THESE DAYS,
MIKE.
337
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,036
PEOPLE LOVE THEIR MARIJUANA.
WHO KNEW?
338
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,305
EVERYBODY.
339
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,940
EVERYBODY KNEW, DAD.
340
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,477
WELL, I JUST HOPE
THE FAD LASTS.
341
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,112
LISTEN.
WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE
342
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,447
BECAUSE I TOLD MANDY
SHE COULDN QUIT SCHOOL.
343
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,649
YOU GIVE HER MONEY
SO SHE CAN QUIT SCHOOL.
344
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,452
I REALLY BELIEVE
SHE'S TALENTED, MIKE.
345
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,956
I WAS VERY IMPRESSED
WITH THIS FASHION SHOW.
346
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,524
YOU KNOW,
EVERY PARENT'S NIGHTMARE
347
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,394
IS THAT A DRUG DEALER
WILL CORRUPT THEIR KID.
348
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,563
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
THAT THE DRUG DEALER
349
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,133
WOULD BE
THEIR GRANDFATHER?
350
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,035
SHE'S NOT A KID ANYMORE.
351
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,736
YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTROL HER
WITH YOUR MONEY.
352
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,471
SHE'S A 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
353
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,074
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO USE?
LOGIC?
354
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,376
THOSE THINGS NEVER WORKED
WITH YOU WHEN YOU WERE 19.
355
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,845
YOU WERE BULL-HEADED
AND RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.
356
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,815
AND I STILL AM. AND
YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTROL
MY KID WITH YOUR MONEY
357
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,417
JUST LIKE YOU TRIED
TO CONTROL ME.
358
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,386
NO! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MONEY
SO YOU COULD QUIT SCHOOL.
359
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,523
I GAVE YOU MONEY SO THAT
YOU COULD GO TO SCHOOL SO YOU
COULD BECOME AN ENGINEER.
360
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,725
YEAH, SO I COULD WORK
FOR YOUR CONSTRUCTION
COMPANY. REMEMBER THAT?
361
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,894
WE NEEDED AN ENGINEER.
362
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,598
WE WERE PRETTY MUCH
WINGING THE BIG PROJECTS.
363
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,001
REMEMBER WHEN I WANTED
TO CHANGE MAJORS INTO MARKETING?
364
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,436
REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME?
365
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,338
"IT'S A DEAD-END JOB.
YOU'LL END UP HOMELESS."
366
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,942
AND YOU DID.
BECAUSE YOU KICKED ME
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
367
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,712
WHAT'S THE WORST THING
THAT HAPPENS?
368
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,881
MANDY FAILS
AND FALLS ON HER ASS.
369
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,784
SHE'LL LEARN MORE FROM THAT
THAN ANY COLLEGE CLASSROOM.
370
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,387
HOW ABOUT THIS?
LET ME PARENT MY OWN KID
371
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,755
AND YOU JUST
STAY OUT OF THIS.
372
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,859
BETTER NOT BUY
TOO MUCH OF THIS STUFF.
373
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,294
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
374
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,229
IT'LL BE YOUR GRANDKIDS
CLEARING OUT YOUR ROOM.
375
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,075
OH, UM, BLANCA, LOOK.
376
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,044
I DON'T WANT YOU TO
TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY
NOW THAT I'M YOUR BOSS.
377
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,980
OH, DON'T WORRY,
MISS MANDY.
378
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,983
I WILL SMILE AND SHOVE
ALL MY TRUE FEELINGS INSIDE
379
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,986
LIKE I DO
WITH ALL MY EMPLOYERS.
380
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,721
OH, MISS VANESSA,
MR. MIKE!
381
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,191
HOW'S MY FAVORITE COUPLE?
382
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,893
I'M NOT SO GOOD 'CAUSE
I'M LOOKING FOR MY BASEMENT.
383
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,661
I USED TO HAVE IT.
IT WAS RIGHT IN THIS AREA.
384
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,430
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY BASEMENT?
Mandy:
MM-HMM.
385
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,466
YOUR BASEMENT IS NOW THE HOME
OF MANDY BAXTER FASHIONS.
386
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,402
LET ME GIVE YOU
THE GRAND TOUR.
387
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,670
SO, THIS OVER HERE
IS THE PHOTO STUDIO.
388
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,339
THIS IS
THE SHIPPING CENTER.
389
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,907
THIS IS JUST A CHAIR.
390
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,312
AND THIS IS BLANCA ALVAREZ,
MY MINORITY PARTNER.
391
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,615
I DON'T THINK THAT MEANS
WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
392
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,618
OH, I'M JUST EXCITED TO BE IN
ON THE GROUND FLOOR
393
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,521
DOWN HERE
BELOW THE...GROUND FLOOR.
394
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,989
ALL RIGHT.
MANDY, HONEY, LISTEN.
395
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,490
WE'RE SHUTTING YOU DOWN.
396
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,292
Y-YOU GOT TO GIVE THAT MONEY
BACK TO GRANDPA BUD.
397
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,593
NO,
BUT I-I CAN'T STOP NOW.
398
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,794
LOOK AT WHAT
I WAS ABLE TO DO WITH IT.
399
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,031
NOW, SO FAR,
WE'RE ONLY ON ETSY AND eBAY,
400
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,965
BUT I'M SETTING UP
MY OWN WEBSITE,
401
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,600
ALTHOUGH I'VE HAD
A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE
402
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,102
GETTING THE RIGHTS
TO THE NAME MANDY.
403
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,372
IT'S OWNED BY SOME GUY
NAMED BARRY MANILOW.
404
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,141
LISTEN, YOU'VE DONE
A GOOD JOB DOWN HERE,
405
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,376
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE
THE FIVE GRAND BACK TO MY DAD.
406
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,810
I JUST TOLD YOU
I DON'T HAVE IT.
407
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,279
I HAD TO PAY OFF
MY CREDIT-CARD DEBT
408
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,780
AND THEN I HAD TO BUY
NEW MATERIALS.
409
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,282
THESE ARE ALL BRAND-NEW?
410
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,284
UM, NO. I MEAN, I GET THEM
AT DISCOUNT STORES
411
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,553
AND THEN I RE-PURPOSE THEM
INTO MY ROMPERS.
412
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,488
I'VE GOT, LIKE,
82 ORDERS TO FILL.
413
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,956
YOU HAVE 82 ORDERS?
414
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,458
NO. I MEAN, THAT --
THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE.
415
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,193
YOU'VE ONLY BEEN DOING THIS,
LIKE -- LIKE THREE DAYS.
416
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,827
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
[ TABLET BEEPS ]
417
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,629
UM, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT NUMBER ISN'T ACCURATE.
418
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,631
SHE DIDN'T COUNT RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.
NOW IT'S 83.
419
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,567
[ BEEP ]
OH, SORRY. 84.
420
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,969
LOOK, I KNOW THAT THIS
SOUNDS CRAZY TO YOU GUYS,
421
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,804
BUT THIS IS
WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO.
422
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,307
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO
WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE.
423
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,977
HONEY, LISTEN. YOU MIGHT
THINK THAT NOW, BUT I --
I MEAN, HONESTLY,
424
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,746
THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FLIRTATION
WITH PALEONTOLOGY.
425
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,649
I THOUGHT THAT THAT
WAS GONNA BE A GOOD THING.
LET'S NOT GO THERE.
426
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,518
YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE COLLEGE
SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING.
427
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,987
STOP. STOP. STOP.
428
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,290
I'M LEAVING SCHOOL
TO DESIGN CLOTHES, OKAY?
429
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,560
AND IF THAT MEANS THAT I
HAVE TO MOVE OUT TO DO IT
ON MY OWN, THEN I WILL.
430
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,229
NO. NOW YOU'RE
JUST BEING STUBBORN.
431
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,663
AND BULL-HEADED.
432
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,031
AND I LIKE IT.
433
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,602
YOU DO?
IT'S PURE BAXTER.
434
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,171
SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF.
REALLY?
YOU THINK SO?
435
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,940
DON'T FADE ON ME NOW.
I LIKE YOUR DETERMINATION.
436
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,111
OKAY, NOW, LISTEN. I HAVE
NEVER WORKED SO HARD ON
ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE --
437
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,713
EVEN MY EFFORTLESS SMILE.
HOLD ON JUST A SECOND.
LISTEN TO THIS.
438
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,116
SHE'S GOT MATERIAL ALREADY.
SHE'S GOT SOME ORDERS COMING IN.
439
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,884
MAYBE IF SHE TAKES OFF ONE
SEMESTER AND SHE TRIES THIS...
COME ON.
440
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,720
...JUST TO GET RID
OF THE STUFF SHE'S GOT.
441
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,190
AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP HER
WITH HER BUSINESS?
UH, UH --
442
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,160
DAD, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?
I'LL DO ANYTHING. I'LL EVEN
MAKE YOU A MINORITY PARTNER.
443
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:46,233
BETTER NOT BE COMING
OUT OF MY END.
444
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,467
YOU KNOW
WHAT WAS REALLY SMART
445
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,901
IS RE-PURPOSING
ALL THIS MATERIAL.
446
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,303
IT BRINGS YOUR
CAPITAL COSTS DOWN.
447
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,038
DISTRIBUTION
CAN BE STREAMLINED VERY SIMPLY.
448
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,540
I JUST THINK
IT'S ALL ABOUT BRANDING.
449
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,707
I LOVE THIS.
450
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,443
YOU ARE ALREADY
TALKING TO ME
451
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,478
LIKE I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
452
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:04,984
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
453
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,319
MR. B?
454
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,793
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S OKAY.
455
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,596
YOU JUST SIT THERE.
I'LL GET THE DOOR. IT'S OKAY.
456
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,132
WAY AHEAD OF YOU,
BABY.
457
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,334
HI. THANK YOU.
WOW.
458
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,736
MORE OVERSTOCK
FROM THE OUTDOOR MAN WAREHOUSE.
459
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,406
SO, MANDY'S MAKING ROMPERS
FROM OLD HUNTING CLOTHES?
460
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,608
YEAH. IT'S A BUNCH OF STUFF
WE COULDN'T UNLOAD,
461
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,178
SO IT WAS EITHER SELL
IT TO MANDY OR GIVE
IT TO THE HOMELESS.
462
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,279
THIS WAY, EVERYBODY WINS.
463
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,615
EXCEPT THE HOMELESS.
464
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,485
IF THEY COULD SCRAPE TOGETHER
THE 38 BUCKS,
465
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,188
NO ONE'S STOPPING THEM
FROM BUYING A ROMPER.
466
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,857
ALL RIGHT. I'LL JUST
TAKE THESE DOWNSTAIRS.
467
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,394
IF SOMEONE COULD GET
THE BASEMENT DOOR FOR ME...
468
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,032
OR I COULD JUST
GET IT.
469
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,267
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
470
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,269
GEEZ. YOU KNOW,
WE GOT A FRONT DOOR!
471
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,805
HEY. I'VE BEEN OUT FRONT
KNOCKING FOR FIVE MINUTES.
472
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,608
OH. THERE'S A LOT OF NOISE
COMING FROM THE BASEMENT.
473
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,111
PROBABLY RACCOONS.
474
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,046
THIS CAME TO MY OFFICE
THIS MORNING.
475
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,448
YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT IT?
476
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,483
FROM
MANDY BAXTER FASHIONS?
477
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,785
THAT'S THE FIRST INSTALLMENT
OF THE LOAN YOU GAVE HER.
478
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,387
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE A LOAN.
479
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,623
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
480
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,626
IT TEACHES HER A LITTLE BIT
OF FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY.
481
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,595
SHE'S GOT TO LEARN SHE CAN'T
MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO "GRANDPA."
482
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,400
I JUST WANTED
TO HELP HER OUT.
483
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,969
I KNOW YOU DID.
I KNOW --
YOU KNOW, MAKE UP
FOR NOT SUPPORTING YOU
484
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,471
BACK WHEN YOU
WERE IN COLLEGE.
485
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,839
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DAD.
486
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,741
IT WAS GOOD
THAT I HAD TO PAY FOR COLLEGE.
487
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,643
IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT
BEING RESPONSIBLE
488
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,179
AND HOW TO LIVE
IN A SIX-CYLINDER GREMLIN.
489
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,750
I GUESS I'M JUST TRYING
TO GROW AS A PERSON
490
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,052
AND A LOT OF OTHER CRAP
NOBODY USED TO EVER HAVE TO DO
491
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,020
AFTER THEY HIT 60.
492
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,258
WHY DON'T I JUST PAY YOU BACK
FOR THE TUITION
493
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,825
THAT I DIDN'T COVER
FOR YOU?
494
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,427
DAD, WE'RE SQUARE.
495
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,862
YOU'VE DONE A LOT FOR ME.
496
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,965
FINE.
497
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,270
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I GOT SO MUCH DAMN MONEY NOW,
498
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,838
I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR THINGS
TO THROW IT AWAY ON.
499
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,641
I WONDER IF ROMNEY
WILL RUN AGAIN.
500
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,513
THAT WOULD BE
THROWING IT AWAY.
501
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,922
I LOVE THAT. JUST BE,
LIKE, SUPER CASUAL.
BUT THEN BE LIKE...
502
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:23,890
JUST LIKE THAT.
503
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,558
Vanessa: MIKE?
504
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,294
HEY, BUD.
COME HERE.
505
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,429
COME SEE WHAT MANDY DID WITH
LAST YEAR'S HUNTING JACKETS.
506
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,863
WHOA.
Mandy: YEAH.
507
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,465
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOT
YOUR PANTS OFF.
508
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,936
OKAY, NOW, EVE,
GIVE ME A LOOK
509
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,905
THAT SAYS,
"I AM OWNING THIS ROMPER."
510
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,072
YES. YES.
511
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,708
YES!
512
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,545
OH, INCIDENTALLY,
YOU C OWN THIS ROMPER FOR $38.
513
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,214
OH, OR TWO FOR $100.
514
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,716
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD,
EVE.
515
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,750
THANKS, GRANDPA.
516
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,218
UM, CAN I HAVE 5,000 BUCKS?
517
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,487
SURE.
DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD.
518
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:57,557
Mike: EVIE, MAKE SURE
YOU LOCK THAT GUN BACK UP.
OKAY.
519
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,459
BET YOU'RE REAL PROUD
OF THIS KID HERE.
520
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,461
OH, WE'RE PROUD
OF ALL OUR GIRLS, BUD.
521
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,895
Mike: YEAH, SHE SAYS THAT
ALL THE TIME,
522
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,597
BUT NOW IT ACTUALLY
MAY BE TRUE.
523
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,636
SO, ENCOURAGING HER
TO QUIT SCHOOL WASN'T SO BAD.
524
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,604
YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT THAT.
WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH?
525
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,906
HONEY, REALLY? YOU THINKING
ABOUT STAYING IN SCHOOL?
526
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,976
YEAH. I MEAN, U.C. DENVER HAS
SOME PRETTY INTERESTING CLASSES
527
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,312
IN MARKETING
AND BUSINESSING.
528
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,951
MAYBE PICK UP A CLASS
IN ENGLISHING.
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