Original subtitles

This place looks amazing.

Your brother was investigating the Painted Faces.

I grew up wanting to be like him.

That became my dream to be that guy, the Kung Fu Guy.

You're an agent?

Well, it is my listing. If you can rent it for me,

I might have other opportunities for you.

We'll take the orange chicken.

Orange chicken. Do you even like Chinese food?

What should we get?

I don't know, man, it's a Chinese restaurant.

That guy is amazing.

Someone was watching him.

And if there's surveillance, there's gotta be videotapes.

I've just gotta get back in there and find those tapes.

Now it's all on a database in our tech room.

And that's controlled by Tech Guy.

One last door to open.

On the other side, I find out what happened to my brother.

Kung Fu Guy at your service.

Come here, this way.

Police, freeze!

No sign of your pal from Chinatown.

Don't worry. He'll be here.

He's already here.

♪

Boy, are we happy to see you.

Carrey, meet our Chinatown insider.

Really great to meet you, Detective.

Look forward to working together.

Yeah, don't worry about him, he hates everyone.

So, this is Kung Fu Guy?

This is Kung Fu Guy.

Is that what you're calling me?

You need a code name.

Is that gonna be a problem for you, Kung Fu Guy?

Kung Fu Guy, at your service.

Over here. This way!

- I wanted footage, I got footage. - Freeze!

No sign of your pal from Chinatown.

Don't worry. He'll be here.

Apparently, the cops are obsessed with my brother.

Weird, but I get it.

I grew up copying his moves.

♪ Never say die ♪

♪ Iron eagle ♪

- ♪ Nothing's forever ♪ - ♪ Now or ever ♪

Again.

♪ Never say die ♪

♪ Iron eagle ♪

- ♪ Never look back ♪ - ♪ Never say die ♪

Again.

Relax your shoulders.

Come on, again.

Knees in.

Good. Faster this time. Go again.

I'm done.

Done.

You gave up, Will.

Never give up.

You go.

Alright.

Come on, let's go get some food.

Game over.

Game over, right? But only one problem, right?

I can't die yet.

- What? - Right.

Because you haven't asked Mom to marry you.

And if she say yes, I can die happy,

but only until she say yes.

And then, bang!

- Dad. - Hyah.

I knocked the guy out.

Now I'm hurt, right?

So my eye's swollen, my arm broken.

Even my face was broken, but I got down on my knee

and I asked your mom...

"Will you marry me?"

And she said...

Go take a shower.

Yeah, I'm starving. Can we eat?

Alright, I gotta go.

Hey, how about the dinner?

Sorry, Mom.

Can I come?

Kung Fu Guy, that's the dream.

My dream anyway.

Is that gonna be a problem for you, Kung Fu Guy?

But hearing it like that, it sounds... different.

Hey, tech guy.

We got something we need you to look at.

On it.

Agent of the year at Sunny's Travel in Chinatown.

Bludgeoned to death with her own trophy.

Zoom in. Enhance.

Enhancing.

Tech Guy over here, "Enhancing.

I'm Tech Guy, I say 'enhancing' when I enhance."

You don't have to say it, just do it.

You're right, I'm, I'm sorry.

Crystallize.

Brighten.

Brighter. More. Brighter.

Way too bright. Less.

Crop it. Sharpen.

Just run facial recognition.

- We can't do that. - Actually, we can.

It's part of the new system upgrade.

I don't like change.

Sarah, change can be good.

- Look at that- - Look.

It's the owner of the bus company Chinatown Dash.

Okay, team, let's snag ourselves a teamster.

Let's roll.

Okay, catch me up.

You're not gonna believe this.

Look what I found.

Carrey and McDonough.

Okay, who are these guys?

They were the original lead detectives before Green and Turner.

- No shit. - Yeah.

McDonough is the baby-faced rookie,

and Carrey is the older, wiser,

beatdown-by-the-street veteran.

It's some kind of internal video database.

It's all out of order, but there are so many video clips of my brother,

- almost like a compilation of- - Lee, where are you?

You gonna make us wait all day? Let's go.

This is good. This is really good.

- Yeah? - I'm gonna help them

solve this bus murder,

but they clock out early on Friday,

so we should, we should work together and find more videos,

build a timeline and figure out his last known location.

- Together? - Yeah.

Yeah. Um, I can get us some snacks or, you know,

we can get a couple of those energy drinks from the machine,

they're like pretty cool.

Yeah, okay, cool, I'll see then, it's a date.

What?

Golden Palace.

Hey, it's me.

Are you coming in today?

Fatty, I need your help.

Hello?

No, I need your help.

People are ordering stuff I didn't even know we had.

Like, what the fuck is crab rangoon?

Okay, um, Fatty, it's about my brother.

Great, well, if you see him,

tell him we need his help at the restaurant too.

I'm serious, I found a database of videos

of my brother at the police station.

It's way more than I even imagined.

I'm gonna need you to keep covering for me

- until I can get through everything... - What? No.

...and find out what happened with this Task Force.

Lana's actually gonna be working with me. Alone.

Okay, I see what's happening.

I stay here and clean bathrooms while you make eyes at Detective Lana.

Just don't become one of those guys who disappears

as soon as he get a girlfriend.

I'll hold the fort down, but hurry up and come back.

Thanks, man.

♪ Hit it ♪

♪ Nah, na, na, na, na, na... ♪

I, I... I gotta go.

There's a bunch of white people lined up outside the restaurant.

Yeah? That's crazy.

Like a lot.

♪ Murderer ♪

♪ Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer ♪

Guy with a girlfriend.

- Colleagues? - Hey.

Can we just pretending to be happy couple for today?

Aye.

Hang on.

So sorry we're late.

You came.

Look at you.

My husband, Joe.

Joe, yes, sifu, I remember.

I love your ads, yes.

What? It's true.

Hey, where's your husband?

What do you mean?

You said to bring partners.

I meant Jade partners.

It's okay, it's fine.

Your husband's more than welcome to stay.

What's that?

Dan tat, remember from...

...the most popular...

They've been there for 20 years.

Yes, yes, I know. That's so nice.

Although, would you mind if we keep this shut?

Crumbs. The furniture's all staged.

Of course.

Come on in, I want you to meet...

Yeah, don't touch.

- I want you to meet some people. - I'll take it in the kitchen.

My God.

Okay, so we're gonna find clips of my brother

starting with him getting recruited

then once you find a clip, you isolate it,

then you cut here,

cut here, and then you drag and, drop it.

Okay, cool.

- Cool. - It's pretty straightforward.

Well, this is your setup, and...

I actually got you your own swivelly chair.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Unless you don't like to swivel, we can just...

Do I like to swivel?

You see this? How's this for a swivel?

You're gonna get dizzy and throw up if you keep doing that.

I feel so nauseous already. Thank you.

I got some snacks, some slim pickings at the machines,

but we got potato chips, cookie.

- Cookie? - Cookie.

Cool. Well, I'll take these and, um,

actually I got you something else.

Your very own, toothpick buddy.

Yeah, so now you can, um...

- Pick my teeth? - Yeah.

Anytime you want.

Just- And then there's more.

Anytime you need a fresh one, you can just go for it.

This is unbelievable.

Thank you.

That's all yours. That's very sweet.

Drinks from the machine.

To...

to Kung Fu Guy.

To Kung Fu Guy.

That's so bad.

Hey, my name's Lana Lee.

I used to be a Krav Maga instructor,

- but now I'm a, I'm a detective. - Assistant instructor.

I almost choked.

Alright, I guess we should probably get back to work.

Okay. Thanks.

That one.

♪ Godzilla bankroll ♪

♪ Stones from Stilion ♪

♪ Yo I ain't got it all, that means I barely home ♪

♪ Trailblazer stay ballin' ♪

♪ Revenge is my arts is crafty darts ♪

♪ While y'all stuck on Laffy Taffy ♪

♪ Wonderin' how y'all get past me ♪

♪ I been doin' this before Nas dropped the Nasty... ♪

- Yep. That's one. - ♪ My wallos I did 'em up ♪

♪ Them bricks I send 'em up ♪

♪ My raps y'all bit 'em up ♪

♪ For that now stick 'em up... ♪

This place is amazing.

Keep up, kid.

The Painted Faces.

- The Painted Faces? - Okay.

Wait, this is it.

Opera masks?

They're a ruthless organization.

They've long pulled the strings in Chinatown.

Then why haven't I heard of them until now?

We're starting a special Task Force.

You're gonna be the muscle that cleans up this neighborhood

and takes these bad guys down.

If you see any of the Painted Faces, you page us.

Here, so we can reach you.

Keep it close.

You will not regret this.

He's our guy.

He'd better be.

♪ I've done walked on fire, never got burnt ♪

♪ Stepped on glass, never got cut ♪

♪ And broke a few nose bones, yo ♪

♪ Light off a round or two ♪

♪ At certain dudes where they dropped they phones ♪

♪ Yo, this straight crack, even my hand got tooken to jail ♪

♪ For writing murder, my wrist couldn't take it in bail ♪

♪ They left my fingers for dead ♪

♪ Told 'em I ain't had nothing to do with the writing ♪

♪ I hold you down when you be squeezing that lead ♪

♪ Shopping sprees, with my mans on the corner ♪

♪ Watch Ds rolling in threes in them purple capris ♪

♪ A gritty bop, my watch is bigger ♪

♪ Wallo's with the gold tassels, your old slave ♪

♪ With Starkey Love on the shackles ♪

♪ And I stay fly underwater, my toes is iced out ♪

♪ Poofed the nails off, ya faggots can figure the price out ♪

♪ It's chump change, y'all bitch go get my coco ♪

♪ Get my slippers, before I go gun ho ♪

Can't stop drinking this.

He has his shirt off a lot.

He's so cool.

Excuse me, I don't think this is ours.

Okay. Well, good news, I put it on your table,

so it's yours now.

But we haven't even ordered yet.

Yeah, you've been hiding in the kitchen for like 20 minutes.

Okay. What would you like?

Um, I'm not sure.

You're not sure?

After all that? My favorite game.

You got 20 minutes to decide

and you still don't know what you want, do you?

No.

Well then, why don't you just say that? Say it.

Say, "My name is Caitlin and I don't know what I want."

How did you know my name is Caitlin?

Look, I'm just a waiter.

I can't solve your existential indecisiveness.

So how about you just give this a try, okay?

- You might like it. - Wow.

Or not. I don't care.

My God...

Welcome to Golden Palace, what do you want?

Could I hear the specials?

Every dish is special.

Okay, well, um, what would you recommend?

I recommend you pick before I walk away.

What's so funny?

Okay, you know what? That's it, I'm, I'm out.

Who are all these white people?

Where did they come from?

I don't know.

And where's Willis?

Excuse me, can I get a photo?

- With him? - With me?

I mean, yeah, you're the mean waiter, right?

We read about you in the paper.

So how about that photo?

- I'll do it for money. - Yeah.

- How about ten bucks? - Yes.

Detective...

you're gonna wanna see this.

My God.

I bet you anything the video store owner did it.

Absolutely no chance.

All my money's on the housekeeper.

- What? - Yeah.

Are you kidding? That's obvious.

If I don't... if I'm not right, I should lose my job.

Ooh, well, the Golden Palace is hiring, so...

Not this girl.

I don't get why there's so much footage of my brother.

You know, he was working for them.

Yeah, but... maybe they didn't trust him.

I still don't like this.

Well, hey, if he's got nothing to hide,

we got nothing to worry about, do we?

So...

why'd you join the force?

My mom.

She raised me all by herself

in a tiny little place down by the tracks.

She always believed in me.

So what's your backstory?

Hey, you know, you can talk to me about anything,

and, you know...

What time is it?

We're getting delirious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oof.

- It's late. - I'm gonna call it.

- Yeah, me too. - Yeah.

Yeah, man, I was just about to say that.

Do you need a ride home?

Yeah, sure.

- Okay. - Thanks.

I'm gonna get my stuff.

I'm gonna... pack up.

Take this honey bun.

Did you page him again?

- Yeah, no answer. - Fuck!

- Idiot. - Don't worry.

We are asking a lot of Kung Fu Guy.

What if he can't handle it?

He's just a kid.

He is just a kid, but he's special.

Apparently, the department watches everyone.

- He'll come through. - Even their own.

He lied to us about the Painted Faces.

I need to make sure we can trust him

or this whole operation may fall apart.

Find anything interesting?

Nope. Um, but you're right, housekeeper.

Ha! I knew.

Why you doubt me? You ready?

Yeah, yeah, just packing up my things.

Come on, Willis, move, let's go.

Yeah, I'm just getting my glasses and stuff.

Big interrogation tomorrow.

Cool. Good night, Randall.

Good night, Willis.

Hey, um, I forgot to turn off the computer,

and the CPU's gonna overheat,

so, um, why don't you just go on?

I could... Don't you need a ride?

No, I have, I have my bike.

Okay. Um...

Okay.

So I can reach you.

Thanks.

Good night.

- Yeah. - It was a good night.

And good night.

Good night too. Good night.

Yeah. All right, I'll see you later.

It's from the ad?

Yes, body language.

It says, this is a person you can trust with your money.

I, I know I'm really new in this industry,

but I'm fast learner.

You saw what I did with laundromat, right?

I think Jade Properties needs Chinatown expert.

This could be me. It should be me.

You know, I live there for over 30 years,

I raised my children there, I know everywhere in Chinatown.

I know everything about Chinatown

and I speak Mandarin, Cantonese, and I speak English.

I know it's not perfect, but it's good enough

and, you know, just, just give me a chance.

Enough.

When you make the sale, stop talking.

That's one of the things you'll learn.

Learn... from you?

Yes, I'm gonna give you a chance.

- My God! - But don't make me regret it.

You won't.

- I want that. I want... - Okay.

- Betty, so... Thank you! - Okay. Okay.

Okay, thank you.

What was that?

Joe.

Lily and I were still dating, right?

So we out there, you know,

and then we round the corner, right?

Six guys rushed at me.

Wah, wah, wah, wah-wah-wah-wah!

And one guy went...

Grab me by my neck.

So now he's choking me and I can't breathe free.

And I said... Man, I'm thinking to myself,

"Okay, a few more seconds, and... and I'm finished."

But then something hit me.

What? What hit you?

I can't die yet.

I haven't asked Lily to marry me.

Aw.

After all these years, your husband is still the star.

You should take him to all your events.

Yeah.

And the guy was like on top of me like this, right?

And I said, suddenly, I didn't even know it myself, bang!

Careful.

I knocked the guy out.

I don't get it. You mess up every order.

You're so bad at your job.

But they love it.

It's like the more I treat them like shit,

the more they show up.

Doesn't make any sense.

I just want my old life back when no one noticed me,

or how many beers I stole from the kitchen.

I noticed.

Listen, Fatty.

You are a lot like me.

What?

I'm not an unreasonable cheapskate who dresses like shit.

Someone that the community relies on.

I mean, we're more like a wedge you stick under a wobbly table.

God, no, are you-

We keep things balanced.

Are you trying to teach me a lesson now

in personal responsibility?

No, don't do that, it's gross. I don't wanna hear that shit.

Things... have been getting wobbly for me.

I need you to stick around here

to help hold things up.

Please.

Alright, fine, I'll be your stupid table wedge metaphor.

There he is!

Everybody shut the fuck up!

One at a time, you barbarians.

Yeah, no answer.

We're asking a lot of Kung Fu Guy.

What if he can't handle it?

- He's just a kid. - He is just a kid, but he's-

"Operation Kung Pao"?

Okay, that's just racist. What even is that?

My God.

Whoa.

Where are you going?

...the Painted Faces.

Who's he meeting with?

Enhancing.

It doesn't seem real.

But there he is, the head of the Painted Faces.

My brother?

Okay?

Something's wrong.

That's not the guy I knew,

or was he just pretending?

Did I even know him, the real him?

I don't know what's real anymore.

...the Painted Faces.

...the Painted Faces.

...the Painted Faces.

That's our suspect, the scrawny tech guy?

What is he in for, mislabeling a file?

Exactly, I don't know what his deal is.

Detective Lee brought him in.

Don't make me ask you again.

Why did you lie to me?

You said you were going home,

so why are you still in the precinct?

We're supposed to be partners.

We are partners, I just, I, I wanted to tell you,

but I was afraid.

Afraid of what? What are you afraid of, Willis?

Of you and what everyone would think of him, okay?

He's not a criminal!

No.

He's just a kid from Chinatown.

He's in it now.

In what?

He sure is. No way out.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

This is what you wanted, right, Willis?

Be part of the case.

Be careful what you wish for.

Book him.

Wait!

Will!

Did you find him?

Please, tell us you found our son.

He supposed to be home days ago.

Look harder! What if he's hurt?

He not hurt, I trained him to be strong.

You train him too hard, you pushing him away!

You smother him.

And you, why do you have to dig in the past?

Why, Willis?

♪ ...hopes and dreams ♪

♪ Never say die, iron eagle ♪

♪ Nothing's forever, now or ever ♪

♪ Never say die, iron eagle ♪

♪ Never look back, never say die ♪

Who are you?

Don't give up.

Don't ever give up...

on me.

No one can ever know about this.

They won't understand.

I don't understand.

Were you talking to the Painted Faces?

It's you now, Willis.

You're the only one that can help me.

McDonough, your Kung Fu Guy

is not who he thinks he is.

He's not one of us.

I'm alone.

Okay, I just wanna talk.

Put the gun down.

Look, this is what's gonna happen.

You're gonna let me disappear...

right now.

And if you don't, if you don't...

I'm gonna kill you.

No.

It can't be.

I don't believe it.

My old life.

I could go back, forget what I saw.

But I know my brother.

There's more to his story.

I can't go back now.

Hey. Hey!

Don't ever leave me here alone that long again.

I told you I was gonna be gone for the night.

That was two days ago.

What?

Yeah, I've been covering for you at work.

I'm sorry, I... I must've lost track of time.

Wait, have you been at the station all weekend?

Okay, I, I, I don't know,

maybe we should just cool down the investigation.

No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

I'm just worried about you.

Look at yourself.

Okay...

I'm happy to see you. Just come inside, alright?

It's been crazy in here.

I'm like a table wedge, but it's cool.

- I, I, I, I... - No, it's okay.

- Uncle knows we're taking beers. - I can't. I can't.

- I can't. I, I... - No, no, just come and have a beer.

- No, no, Fatty, I can't. - Just one beer.

I can't go back. Okay?

Just tell Uncle I quit.

What?

♪ Hiding in shadows ♪

What do you mean you quit?

♪ Where we don't belong ♪

♪ Living in darkness to hide our wrongs ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ At the dark end of the street ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ I know time is gonna take its toll ♪

♪ We have to pay for the love we stole ♪

...Detective Carrey.

...the Painted Faces.

What was he doing down here?

What was he so afraid of?

And who was he meeting?

That song, I recognize it.

It doesn't seem real.

But I know where he was going.

The last place I'd expect.

My God.

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0