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I'm a natural born hero.

I like danger, it makes me feel alive.

Are you sure that's really what you want?

That is not my video.

These hands are deadly weapons.

You ever want to pull a stunt like this again?

At least wait till I'm off duty.

My life is in danger here and everybody thinks it's a joke.

Chris, a man and his madness.

I'm gonna live forever, baby remember my life.

You got big dreams, you want fame, well fame costs.

And right here is where you start fame and sweat.

I'm gonna live forever, baby remember my life.

I'm gonna live forever, baby remember my life.

I'm gonna live forever, baby.

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So what makes you so sure you're gonna win?

I do have several videos to my credit.

Rock videos, big deal.

Yeah, well at least I'll know how to handle a camera.

The judges are looking for creative subjects.

Yeah, infobates.

Innovative staging.

Well-framed shots.

You know, you two do have the right to remain silent.

When is it this time?

It's an SOA student video contest.

We're trying to win.

So, uh, what are your videos about?

Well, I haven't really worked out all the details.

I've got so many possibilities, you know, it's hard to decide.

Yeah, well, you'll think of something.

Hey, look, check this out.

Which one's best for me?

Sort of depends on the part, doesn't it?

It isn't for a part.

It's for me, man.

The real me.

The real you?

Yeah!

You know, I could do more than just act and sing.

I'm a natural-born hero.

You just gotta figure out what you're kind.

Donald, this is all just Hollywood.

This is image.

No, no, no, it's more than image.

Like that guy in the news.

I don't want to cut those bank robbers.

Yeah.

He's standing outside a bank.

These guys come running out with the loot.

Come bang them.

Nails, come here.

Yeah, some studios trying to buy the rights to a story.

That's right.

That's a hero.

Hey, and I could do that.

That's being in the right place at the right time.

Reggie, you create the moment.

I got this theory.

You get what you expect.

That's a fascinating theory.

And I got it.

I mean, brains, heart, guts, everything but opportunity.

You want opportunity, sign up for the force.

No offense, Patrick, but I'm looking for a challenge.

You think walking the beat's easy?

Lost kittens, parking tickets.

Looking for important stuff, you know?

Yeah, time for me to go nab some career jaywalkers.

Hey, you need that in hand.

Let me know.

Just kidding.

Reminds me, I gotta call Jillian.

Can I use your phone?

Yeah.

She still in that work-study program?

She's working for some big company uptown.

She's typing my resume on their computer.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah.

Jillian, Becky, please.

The new Chris Darling, new shots, new numbers, new resumes, forget about it.

Hey, Jillian, yeah.

Yeah, working hard?

Yeah, it's really hectic today.

Somebody broke in last night and smashed my terminal.

Do you believe that?

So I'm really far behind.

I just started on your resume.

Oh, how's it coming?

It's OK, but I can't quite read your handwriting.

It's 437 East 85th Street, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Look, Jillian, could you get it done by tomorrow?

No problem.

All right.

You know, I really appreciate you taking time to do this.

We proceed to the nearest exercise area.

Look, Chris, I gotta go.

Um, I'm gonna take care of you when I'm famous, you hear me?

Thanks.

Ready, begin.

One, two, three, four, five.

You are now logged on to the...

General Overdying Information Database.

Your clearance level is two.

Enter name and address of subject to receive information.

All right, all right, cassettes are here.

Who needs them?

Go easy on them, because we don't have a lot of time.

All right, everybody back.

Everybody back.

Organize yourself into two lines, and this camera shop is gonna snap it shut.

That's good.

That's real good.

Now stay right there.

Noses?

Sounds like something I did.

Didn't think I had it in me, did ya?

Something different.

Something original.

Something...

Weird.

Look, don't worry about it, girls.

I got it covered.

It's gonna be so easy.

I don't have lots to worry about.

No dialogue, no sets.

Just me and my camera and noses.

Oh, funny noses, big noses.

No, no, Miss Fleishman.

A D7's called they would be redundant.

Congrupty noses.

Now watch what you're doing.

Respect the equipment, boys and girls.

Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to respect this equipment.

We want the instrument next to you.

I'm doing an homage to two show business grades.

This grant is perfect for one and for the...

I'll tell you how it works, okay?

How was the matter?

Afraid I'll nick your ordeal.

Don't worry.

I've already got one.

Why only?

Picture it.

Two immortals confronting each other.

Billy Holiday and Jimmy Stewart.

What do you think?

Why are you taping now?

Well, I wanted a record of my concept from the beginning.

Well?

I don't know.

I do.

You are afraid.

You're afraid to play anything other than yourself.

You are.

For you to play Jimmy Stewart would be a really good challenge for you.

No, no, no.

It's not that.

It's just Jimmy Stewart's not that much of a contrast.

Now you take somebody like, uh...

Well...

Steve McQueen.

Billy Holiday's blues and Steve McQueen's baby blues.

That would be a confrontation.

I like it.

Great.

I'm in.

How about you, Miss Grant?

I'm in, too, but you know what?

I've got a great idea.

Yeah?

Instead of Billy Holiday, let's do Dorothy Dandridge.

Who?

Dorothy Dandridge.

The black Marilyn Monroe.

She played Carmen in Carmen Jones.

She was best in Porgy and Bess.

Oh, trust me.

Reggie, she's perfect.

Okay.

Dorothy Dandridge, it is.

your input is really going to help this project.

Good.

You see, Dorothy didn't really have a profession about what she did.

You know, he never lost control.

He never gave in.

God, she was such a brilliant actress.

Even when he was defeated, he always drew victory out of it by the way he dealt with it.

Whatever she did, he was so full of life and passion.

I think I could do something really interesting.

Character study of me, huh?

Yeah.

Well, your theory about the self-made hero, it fascinates me.

You know, it would be cinema verite.

Donlin, a man and his ambition.

Something like a showing agent?

Possibly.

I mean, quite possibly.

Okay, okay, you got it.

As long as you stay out of my way.

Okay, you're all set.

Battery's charged, tape loaded, lens cap off.

Good, because when Chris Badland's moment happens, you better be ready.

Now, let's get out of here.

All right.

The city.

Dirty, dangerous.

The man.

Christopher Donlan.

Talented, unafraid.

Does the danger of the New York streets add an edge to your work as an actor?

Definitely, definitely.

Gives my blood pumping.

My muscles prime.

I like danger.

It makes me feel alive.

Oh, I've got a handle there.

Whatever comes my way, Crystal.

Ready.

Man, you shouldn't sneak up on people like that.

Delivery for Mr.

Donlan.

Well, you found me, huh?

Let's start in here, please.

Good.

Talk about heroes.

President's greatest hits.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

That's great, Lou.

Now, could you wither your nose like a bunny for me?

No!

I hate it.

Sorry.

I'm letting you out late.

I'm ready.

Get a hold of the car, will you?

Lou, we're in the shop.

Oh, when the goin' gets tough,

the tough get goin' I'm gonna get myself cross the river That's the price I'm willing to pay I'm gonna make you stand

and deliver And give you love in the old fashioned way Darling, I'll climb any mountain Darling,

I'll do anything Can I touch ya?

Can I touch ya?

And do the things that lovers do Wanna hold ya?

Wanna hold ya?

Gotta get it through to you When the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin' When the goin' gets rough,

the tough get goin' Sounds like the same old diamond for me Yeah, and what's the matter with that?

I'm gonna buy me a one-way ticket Nothing's gonna hold me back Your love is like a slow train comin' I can feel it

comin' down the track Darling, I'll climb any mountain Darling, I'll do anything Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, o Talk and rock, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey We're going to be here,

I'm going to be here.

It's only me.

What the hell's wrong with you?

I'm just filming the long, lonely trekker.

Ian, I could have killed you.

There was a nice bit of fear there.

Ambition leading to paranoia, I love that.

I almost rearranged your face, man.

You got to be more careful.

These hands are deadly weapons.

Just try to remember that.

Okay.

Oh, come on, man.

Pack it in, pack it in.

What?

If you like, but I don't have much time for this, you know.

I thought we'd go back and do magic.

Can I have it tomorrow?

All right, crazy man.

Good night.

I'm surprised a hero like you needed to call the police.

Okay, okay, I had that coming.

Wait till you see what they did to my place.

We'll go on.

I thought you said this place was ransacked it was I don't get it That was over there And this this was over here.

This isn't funny Chris.

I know you think that what I do isn't important a practical joke like this Is way out of line They must have cleaned up

That's it.

That's it.

They cleaned up.

They cleaned up.

Hey, who there's no signs of forced entry I'll prove it to you.

They pulled the phone out They must have fixed it You don't believe me, do you?

You ever want to pull a stunt like this again?

At least wait till I'm off duty.

Dorothy Danwich and Steve McQueen, scene one, take one.

Roll one.

Reggie Higgins, director.

Reggie Higgins, camera operator.

Maxi Sharp, camera dolly putter.

Maxi, would you give it a rest?

Wait a second.

I'm not finished.

Maxi!

When the mellow moon begins to beam, every night I dream a little dream.

And of course, Prince Charming is the theme, the he, for me.

Although I realize, as well as you, it is seldom that a dream comes true.

To me, it's clear that he'll appear.

Someday you'll come along, the man I love.

And he'll be big and strong, the man I love.

And when he comes my way, I'll do my best to make him stay.

He'll look at me and smile, I'll understand.

And in a little while, he'll take my hand.

And though it seems absurd, I know we both won't say a word.

Maybe I'll meet him Sunday, maybe Monday, maybe not Still I'm sure I'll meet him one day,

maybe Tuesday Will be my good news day He'll build a little hole just meant for two From which I'll never roam Who

would would you?

And so all else above I'm waiting for the man I love Reggie hunting Yeah, Miss Grant?

I don't think that was right You want to do it again?

No, I don't want to do it again.

I want to do something else, honey Look, I just don't think this song...

captures the essence of Dora the Dandridge.

Oh, oh.

And I think you'd be a lot happier if we did a production number, something with dance in it,

like one of the songs from Porgy and Bess.

Miss Grant, I don't have time to come up with a dance routine.

I understand that.

Could I appreciate that?

I'll take care of it for you.

I'll do the whole thing.

Don't worry, it's done.

Don't worry.

Well,

the work study program will help the students support themselves while they're waiting for that big break to happen.

Could you keep talking, please?

Yes, see, I want to make sure I do justice to that cute little mustache of yours, all right?

Well, Mr.

Sharosky is one of its biggest supporters.

Thank you for sharing the limelight, but Miss Tyler already has immortalized my proboscis.

Your proboscis, you mean?

Noses, I just love numbers.

What?

I hate these allergies.

Seize the moment.

Such an opportunity may not come again.

You know, you're right.

Mrs.

Berg, let me introduce you to 15 minutes of fame, okay?

Well, are you sure that's really what you want?

Oh, yes, but could you do that again right here in the camera?

Bergman couldn't possibly have started like this.

Okay, ready, sneeze.

It's too hard to fight.

Why don't we just have a couple of beers and then you can come along quietly, huh?

What are you doing?

Oh, I was just trying out a few changes I thought Steve might like.

A fistfight, a car chase?

An escape from Devil's Island?

What happened to my dialogue?

I just made a few minor cuts.

Well, you see, Steve doesn't talk much.

Minor cuts?

This is open-heart surgery.

Higgins, look, what is, say, could I have a drink?

I mean, that's no line for Steve.

He never asks questions.

He's got all the answers.

Mr.

Seager, I- The man had an attitude.

He was.

the characters he played.

You want to know how he'd do the same?

I'll show you.

All I see is the back of your head.

Well, you see, that's my point.

McQueen could act with the back of his head.

Look, I think we should just get rid of all this talk.

Look, Mr.

Seager, I really appreciate your dedication to character, but no.

I say yes.

I say no.

Yes.

Oh, that's good.

That is really good.

Oh, could you stand just a little bit closer together?

Touchy.

Steve McQueen never argues.

He just states his position.

Thanks a lot.

Man, it was stuff all over the floor.

It was a mess.

Come on, here.

Give it up.

Picture my screen.

Thanks.

Look, Dunnan, what I'm trying to do here is, uh, it's very tight, okay?

You don't have to create the moment.

Ian, I ain't creating a moment.

This happened.

Really happened, right?

I just did your appointment, Lee.

It looked the same as it did yesterday.

We must have cleaned up, okay?

Patrick didn't believe me either.

Aye.

You've been working hard.

Might be too hard, aye.

Ian, get out of here.

Hey, where?

Didn't they teach you any manners in England?

Like when the letter?

You got up?

This time, I ain't going easy on him.

What's in my back pocket?

Come now, Mr.

Donland.

Do I look like a common ruffian?

How do you know my name?

I don't want your wallet.

I want the information.

Lee, I don't have any information, man.

No.

Making this unnecessarily difficult, Christopher.

Dude, my armpit's the other way.

We have to change.

We want you to get the package and bring it to us.

The package, the package.

What package?

Yeah, the package.

I was just kidding.

The package.

How soon can you get it?

Soon, real soon.

Not real soon, pretty soon.

What if I eight o'clock tonight, if we don't get it...

We'll really be upset.

I don't see any bruises.

They didn't actually hit me.

Was this before or after all that?

That's funny, Ian.

They waited till you left, so there'd be no witnesses.

These are the guys that messed up your apartment.

Who cleaned it up, Chris?

Wait.

Wait.

I thought...

I thought Ian was there.

Oh, he didn't clean it up.

No, he was there before.

Before he came to loot.

No, before I opened the door.

I got tape to edit.

I'll walk you out.

You know, my life is in danger here and everybody thinks it's a joke.

Now, are you gonna be there or what?

Huh?

Hot dog stand at eight o'clock.

Make sure you get that herb.

Yeah, and keep an eye on the cider now.

We should get on the paper, mister.

What's going on?

What do you know?

I'll just shoot what I see.

Looks to me like your subject's losing it.

Well, I understand your subjects have already lost it.

Nonsense.

Even as we speak, Ms.

Grant's working on a wonderful dance number, which I'm getting ready to shoot.

We're doing fine.

Well, we're doing fine, too.

I simply have to re-title mine.

It'll be called, uh...

Chris Man.

And there's madness.

This better not be another washout.

Are you gonna be there or not?

These guys are threatening me.

I'll be there.

I just hope they'll be there.

They will.

They think I got something they want.

Which is what?

I don't know.

They keep talking about a package or something.

And you don't have it.

Oh!

I haven't seen the package in over a year.

Shit.

Trust these greatest hits.

Roger, Rocket.

Lou, what's General Overdyne?

Uh, big conglomerate.

Makes everything from baby food to planes and stuff at the Air Force.

National security type stuff?

Uh, yeah.

Why?

That's where he went!

Captain's stuck there.

See which way he went?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Why is that thoughtful?

Yeah, that's thoughtful.

Christopher, you weren't planning on doing something foolish, were you?

Like set us up at that hot dog stand?

Oh!

No, no, no.

Of course not.

Oh, that's good.

See, that's a common mistake that a lot of beginners make.

In fact...

I told him in icicles, and one ice cream sandwich.

Go away.

Get rid of him.

Get rid of him.

Look!

You see, I want ice cream!

Go after him!

Get him, Alupo!

He's getting away!

Come on!

I'll catch up, please.

Matt.

Matt.

You're late, mister.

But your friend Ian was here.

With his camera.

If you want to be at your movie, you only had to ask.

Look, hold it down, man.

They could be listening.

Day, day, day, day, who?

The spies.

Oh, the spies.

He had mentioned them before he left.

They weren't on time either.

It's because they caught up with me.

Listen, I gotta wait home, all right?

Patrick, I got a top security tape from General Overdyde.

Well, that explains everything.

I got it by mistake.

Look at me.

The FBI, CIA, this is much bigger than I thought.

You know, you start out with one little lie, and pretty soon it grows and grows.

I'm telling you, it's true.

Donlin, go home.

I can't.

They're probably watching my apartment.

That's why I hid the tape in the school.

This hero stuff has gone to your head.

Listen, just come back when you take the tape.

You can have the credit.

I don't care.

Chris, I don't have time.

If you make beliefs, buy stories.

I have parking tickets and lost kittens to deal with.

I think that's what we need to do.

A big master this way, then honey, calm down with the smoke.

Then a few cuts over this way.

Then...

Calm down with the smoke till we're ready to go.

Then let's do a reverse.

Totally reverse on pictures, entrance right here.

Look, Miss Grant, I'd really like to get this in one take.

One take, darling.

There's no way to do this.

You need lots of different angles, cuts, cuts.

I don't have time to edit all of this.

Sure you do.

The contest isn't until 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.

That gives you all night long.

Maxie, why don't you get another camera?

What?

We're going to need two cameras to cover this.

All right, people.

Come on, let's go.

Let's make you feel.

Come on, we're going to be a moment.

We're moving.

All right, yeah, OK, OK, OK.

Let's do it.

It ain't necessarily so It ain't necessarily so The things that you liable to read in the bible It ain't necessarily so

David was small but oh my David was small but oh my He fought big Goliath who laid down and died Little David was small

but oh my It ain't necessarily so It ain't necessarily so They tell all you chillin' The devil's a villain but it ain't

necessarily so Cover me alright?

I'm goin' in It ain't necessarily so It ain't necessarily so and cut that was great all right people come on we can do

much better than this let's get back to your opening positions we're gonna do take two come on let's go no no no I

don't want to do it again what is wrong with you Steve doesn't dance now you tell me Steve doesn't dance you know I

have had with you I have tried to meet you halfway but you want it all your way Steve doesn't dance Steve doesn't sing

according to you Steve doesn't even talk I can't work like this I'm sorry I quit hey look don't worry about it Higgins

idea we can call it Steve You have reached the Central Intelligence Agency.

Our business hours are from 9 to 5 Monday through Saturday.

If you wish, you may leave a message at the tone and an agent will return your call.

Hi, my name is Chris Donland and I'm at 555-6512.

And I have a secret date from General Overdyne.

And I'd like to return it.

Some guys are following me.

They're after me in an ice cream truck.

So please call me.

Sue.

Pull an old liner?

Yeah.

I had to edit my video.

Nine hours staring at a TV screen.

I think I fried my retinas.

You want some breakfast?

No, thanks, Lou.

Can I just get some coffee?

Sure.

Coming right up.

There you go.

Thanks.

Another live wire.

Coffee?

Yeah, please.

Yeah, me too.

So did you finish editing your video, then?

Yeah.

I'm not good at this stuff.

It was yours.

Okay, I think.

Who can tell?

You know, I thought doing this video contest was going to be fun.

Yeah, me too.

It's really hard working with other people.

My subjects try to take over.

My subject disappeared.

And I've got a video with no ending.

Well, you know what I've got.

Judges are probably going to throw things at the screen.

Yeah.

I thought the video watched mine first.

They'll all be asleep.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't we go out, take a walk, get some air.

Sounds great.

Maybe, um, we could stop someplace and get some coffee, huh?

Chris, what are you doing here?

It's a long story.

Can you?

I'm supposed to help set up for the video contest today.

What about your job?

Huh, what job?

I got fired last night.

They said I froze up their computer system somehow.

Which means I didn't quite finish your resume.

I only got as far as your name and address.

Name and address, huh?

Yeah, but don't worry about it.

I'll finish it when I get home, I promise.

You're like working in General Overdyne anyway.

All that hush-hush is too creepy for me.

Good job, Overdyne.

That's where you worked?

Yeah.

Then you started this.

Started what?

That's how I got mixed up and all.

There's some computer screw-up.

Look what it sent me.

Project Rocket?

Wow, what is this?

I don't know, but whatever it is, it's top secret.

We gotta go to the CIA.

CIA?

There are enemy spies after this.

Our national security's at stake here.

Here.

Hit it.

Mr.

Donald, come out, come out, wherever you are.

Christopher, hide and seek has never been one of my favorite games.

Hey, dude.

Looking for me?

Christopher, how nice to see you again.

Yeah, I'd like to stick around, you know, but I got an appointment.

Run!

Oh, my foot.

No.

I swear you'd get it if you hurt her.

Thank you.

Yeah, leave it alone.

She got nothing to do with this.

Now she does.

See what happens when you try to get clever?

Why are you giving me so much trouble anyway?

Because we're Americans.

Tell him, Chris.

Yeah, we're Americans.

What has that got to do with anything?

Christopher, you've gone to a lot of trouble for nothing.

I win again.

And you, in amateur, are the loser.

Our first entry is by Miss Reggie Higgins.

Ego's in motion.

Scene one, take one.

Row one.

I think that's what we need to do, a big deal.

Master this way Honey calm down with the smoke then a few cuts over this way Calm down with the smoke till we're ready

to go then let's do a reverse One darling that's no way to do this you need lots of different angles cuts cuts no I

won't do something else Such a brilliant actress even when he was defeated he always so committed to victory out of it

by the way Great I'm in I Got a great idea sounds real talky.

Let's do Dorothy dandridge.

No Reggie she's perfect Steve McQueen never argues trust me.

He never asks questions Trust me.

He just states his position.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Well, you see, that's my point.

McQueen could act with the back of his head.

I don't think that was right.

Steve doesn't dance.

Steve!

Steve!

This is saying, according to you, Steve doesn't even talk.

Let's just get back to your opening positions.

We're gonna do take two.

Come on, let's go.

People, come on.

We can do much better than this.

Let's just get back to your opening positions.

We're gonna do take two.

Come on, let's go.

No, I don't want to do it again.

I want to do something.

No!

That better?

We gotta get out of here.

You got a plan?

No.

Wait, will I do it?

Shut up!

They're gonna hear us down here.

Yes, they are.

The people are showing up for the contest right now.

They're gonna tour the basement.

Give me some teeth now.

Come on.

Okay, okay.

Look at this one.

Up here, up here.

That's great, Lou.

Doesn't look like project rocket to me.

That guy's starting to tick me off now.

Let's go break his thumbs.

Don't you have to bite me?

I'm sorry.

Chris?

I'm pregnant.

I'm sorry.

This is great.

I don't know what you were so worried about.

I guess it's not as bad as I thought.

What's next?

I don't think I can stand it.

I'll see ya.

Sir, excuse me, I...

I need your tickets.

We don't need no stinkin' tickets.

Just stand still while I get it.

See what you get me into here?

Come on.

I'm all tied up.

I knew you were in this type of thing.

Oh, come on.

The first thing we gotta do is get the tape.

Wait a minute.

I just said we were going to the CIA.

Who's gonna believe us without a tape?

Duncan, where have you been?

Oh, I love it, love.

That's great.

Donny, I'm with you.

I'm rounding.

Hey!

Don't, don't, don't let it sweat out!

I got something to tell you.

I got something to say.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Donny, what the hell is going on?

The movie is over.

It's a bit late.

Come on, come on.

Gotcha.

Run, run, run, run!

Rick, help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

What's going on?

What's going on?

What in the world?

Are you okay?

Are you?

Is that horrible?

Is that all right?

Beaten by an amateur?

We should have deep-sixed that guy the first time that we met him.

So?

We've learned something.

A free ice cream cone company.

Don't you touch me.

I have one of the finest lawyers in town.

I will be out of here in two weeks.

Hey, I like your video.

Maxie's here.

He seems to think that you and I are guaranteed to take prizes.

You can forget your little award.

I think I've got a feature here.

Hi.

It's more for the camera.

Chris, I got a hand at TA.

Catching the bad guys.

Saving my little sister.

Hey, it was nothing.

It was nothing.

But I will need statements from both of you.

Well, later, I'll start it off one day.

It was real peaceful.

And I got this tape.

Oh, my God, the tape.

The tape.

I forgot the tape!

Our last entry is a video by Miss.

Dusty Tyler, entitled, On the Nose.

Roll tape, please.

Four, three, two, one, ignition.

Wait a minute.

That is not my video.

Where's my noses?

No, take hold of it.

Stop that projector!

No, take hold of it.

I can hold it up.

I can hold it up.

No, take hold of it.

Stop the projector!

Mrs.

Scott, what's the secret?

Chris!

Classified stuff!

I just can't take somebody else's tape.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Project Rocket is a vital colon.

You can't mess up dumb old colon.

I thought I was a hero.

And instead, I risked my neck for a soft drink.

Hey, you risked your neck to save my life, and you thought you were saving your country.

Pretty heroic if you ask me.

You really were tired of that.

I guess you're right.

I just love mixed media, don't you?

I'm going to make it to heaven.

Might have to die like a plague.

I'm going to live forever.

Baby, remember my love.

I'm going to live forever.

Baby, remember my love.