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CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS
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Greetings.
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Spotlight.
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Today marks the beginning
of a new chapter for the order.
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First, some woman news.
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I'd like you all to give
a warm welcome
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to your new head of decorum - Maude.
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Ear checks today, girls.
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If they're unpierced,
you have nothing to hide.
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Thank you, Maude.
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Multiple blessings
shower down upon thee.
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You're welcome, Elder Samson.
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Now, I just want to reassure
all my former opponents
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that there will be no witch hunt.
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Unless your dead wife was a witch
like Andrew's.
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Samson, what possible grounds
have you to believe...
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She were dabbling...
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..in the occult.
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HE SNIGGERS
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Witness the chakra necklace.
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Behold the wishing candle.
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And mark ye what is clearly
a dream catcher.
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That's a wind chime.
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The DEVIL'S wind chime!
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It leaves me with no choice but to
posthumously exclude Mary.
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HE SCOFFS
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It's a shame she won't be joining
us in paradise.
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I will drag you to hell, Samson.
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TO HELL!
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And finally, in happier news,
I'm pleased to announce the wedding
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of my son, Joshua.
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LIGHT APPLAUSE
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RACHEL: What?
JOSHUA: What?
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It's the heartfelt decision
of two people -
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his wife to be and me.
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I'm so happy.
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Samson has spoken!
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LIGHT APPLAUSE
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You were dragging your heels, son.
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I did what any good father would.
And if I refuse?
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You've worked so hard to return
to the light.
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Be a shame if you fell
into darkness now.
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OFF-SCREEN:
Has anyone seen my roomie?
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Hello, roomie. So happy for you.
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I'd love to invite
you to your own stag.
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You printed these? How long have you
known without telling me?
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You're gonna love bowling.
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David, I feel we ought to
clear the air.
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After everything.
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Yes. A good old air clear.
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A frank state of the nation
marriage chat.
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I'm suddenly craving some squash.
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I'll just go check on Aaron.
Good talk.
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You're not actually going
through with this?
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I don't know, Rachel.
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I've been processing it
for about...80 seconds?
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You don't know?
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I feel like you gave up a say
in my life when you rejected me.
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OK?
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Why don't you go focus on the match
you picked?
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OK. Mm.
I will. Mm.
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Hey, Jeb, my actual boyfriend.
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I want to talk next steps.
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You mean like marriage?
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Yep. That's what I want.
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I want to marry you forever.
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That tattoo is misspelt.
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No, no! Forget it. Blocking it out.
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I'd love to get married.
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Though, little thought on that.
Modern thought. Jeb thought?
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What's the thought, Jeb?
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Before we entwine for eternity,
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maybe we should check chemistry.
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Like, physical chemistry.
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Talking about banging, Rachel.
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Sure. Let's do it.
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Really? No, don't question it.
She said yes.
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I want Samson destroyed.
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Obliterated. Struck down until
vultures pick over his carcass.
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Andrew, this is a new,
violent side to you.
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I like it.
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You can rest easy, Andrew.
I overheard Samson's postcode -
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he may as well give up now.
Going to need more to understand
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how that's even vaguely relevant,
David.
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OK. We begin at a little place
called Go Parcel.
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A trainee, let's call him
David, is handed a scanner.
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A scanner it feels like
he was born with.
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Samson has a secret address
in a wealthy postcode.
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If we go there, we can prove
he's embezzling.
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You've grossly oversimplified,
Aaron.
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How will you know when he's out?
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Hey, guys, just checking
your clothing.
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Only joking. You're all men,
so everything's fine.
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I bring stag invites.
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Everyone's coming. Even Samson.
Samson's coming.
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Yeah. Thanks, Abijah. We're trying
to work out when Samson will be out.
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Orange. Blackcurrant...
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..engagement flavour.
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It's orange mixed with blackcurrant.
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Try it.
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Suit yourself.
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I have a proposal for you.
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What's that?
The chance to start afresh.
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Annulment?
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Do you know the difference between
divorce and annulment, Fiona?
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Annulment is where the marriage
never happened.
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God never approved the union.
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As if the partnership were just
a sort of...cosmic accident.
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Samson can make it happen.
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You sicken me.
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Just leave that there.
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Fiona.
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Just to say Aaron is craving
more work experience.
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So we're going to...
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What's that? Absolutely nothing.
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Just an empty brown envelope?
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Yeah. Oh.
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OK.
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So, tonight, do you think he's going
to want to get straight to it?
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Well, he brought it up an hour
ago and he's a man,
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so I'm going to say yes.
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And how far have you got
to this point?
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Far enough.
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So, like, oral?
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He kissed me on the forehead once.
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You want to have sex and so far
you've only had forehead action?
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Look, no more questions, OK?
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Josh is getting married.
I need to get over it.
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Yeah, I vape now.
I can handle it.
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Rachel, here's my read.
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You're trying to talk yourself
into sex with one boy
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because you're sad about another.
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You're doing that while sucking
on a USB stick.
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Honestly, not great vibes.
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Julia, are you going to be
my sex mentor or not?
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Hmm. Who am I to stop a girl
having sex for bad reasons?
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Let's hit the chemist.
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We're going to need all the lube
and condoms you can fit
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into your shaky puritan hands.
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Isn't this the coolest place
you've ever seen?
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I mean, check out those tags.
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I defo heard someone call
them tags.
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Is it the same person that said,
"Defo"? Yes, it was, yes.
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Did you see they have a photo loo?
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So, it's half photo booth,
half Portaloo.
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Can you believe it's the only
one in the world?
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I can believe that, yeah.
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Samson.
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Wifeless traitor!
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OK, we'll be laned any
second, guys.
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Just a slight mix up with
the refreshments package.
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Um, to confirm, you want to swap out
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the vodka carousels
for kids' pizzas? Yes.
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This is a stag do, you see. Mm-hm.
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We have, however long Samson
can tolerate bowling.
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Are you sure this is
the right place?
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Aaron, you can question me
on a lot of things -
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my brain, my manhood, my compulsion
to collect RGB cables -
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but postcodes...stay in your lane.
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Ooh, what did I tell you, Aaron?
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I'm 80% sure those are his shoes.
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Yeah. There's also a huge painting
of him as Moses.
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Mm.
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Who's Abijah in that?
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Some kind of wretched man.
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We can take the photos through
the window and then rush back.
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Rush back?
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Aaron, things are a bit wibbly
with your mum, so how about no rush
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and instead we spend some quality
father-son time invading this house?
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That's the most unhinged thing
I've ever heard.
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Ooh! This one's open already.
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It's definitely locked.
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Just jammed.
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If anyone can clear a jam,
David can.
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You just broke into a house.
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Mm-hm. In we go.
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Isn't it great you're missing
school for this?
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# Check the demonstration... #
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Sorry, guys, I said there wasn't
going to be anything raunchy,
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but apparently, you do have to put
finger and thumb
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all the way in.
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Josh, check out those giant
man mouths.
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It's like we're bowling coloured
meatballs into our dads.
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PHONE PINGS
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Abijah, I came here so on top,
I thought Satan himself
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couldn't bring me down.
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Turns out spending five
minutes with you will do it.
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Goodbye!
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Leaving before you embarrass
yourself, Samson?
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Three rounds.
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You versus me.
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You want to take this to the lanes?
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I will scatter those pins
like the great flood.
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So it begins.
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SLURPS
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Oh, sorry, this is yours.
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I suppose we both hurt each other.
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David put his hand in a VCR,
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I massage under his neck.
Who knows which is worse?
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Your thing is worse...
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..easily. But who cares?
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You've been thrown this life raft
after ten long years
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drowning in David.
Where do you sign?
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I'm not signing it, Melissa! Why are
you so allergic to happiness?
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Fiona, is it possible you might
be craving physical attention?
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Attention? Fulfilment!
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You mean...with David?
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I said fulfilment.
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This should definitely be
a solo mission.
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Getting married just to stay in the
order, that's crazy, right?
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Well, if you marry her,
you'll get to have sex.
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What? There's no key
to this lock, Joshua,
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and I have to wear it 24/7.
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But not when you're sleeping.
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Of course, when I'm sleeping,
I wear my boxers and this.
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Josh, Heather is a lovely girl.
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I'm not so sure. I only catch about
20% of what she says
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and what I do hear
is really disturbing.
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The gutters are calling your name,
Samson. Abijah,
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bring me the frame.
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The frame is for children.
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You never specified we couldn't
use the frame.
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No, I didn't specify we were using
the gutter either.
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As you wish.
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SAMSON CHUCKLES
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Your move, bowler.
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I don't think anyone here
understands bowling.
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What's this?
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Photos of David.
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He gives me that album
whenever he's away,
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in case I miss him so much,
it's unbearable.
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Looks dusty.
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Yeah.
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Wait, this is David?
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Yeah, I suppose it is.
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It's the best I've ever
seen him look.
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This is before he joined
the order. Right.
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Your religion makes people
unfuckable. Mm.
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You sure you don't want to press the
red button to start World War Wank?
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What's wank?
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I've got some wine.
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I know you won't be able
to get there on your own.
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Do you know what?
Now we're inside,
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I don't think this is any better
than our house.
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It has marble pillars.
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Yeah. The place is so fragile,
it needs pillars.
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Let's log anything incriminating
but faster.
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Lightning-fast.
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My disposable from 2004.
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It says it's out of shots,
but it just keeps clicking.
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PHONE RINGING
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Let it ring out, Dad.
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I'll go one better.
I'll hang up.
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Cut it off at the source.
PHONE BEEPS
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ON SPEAKER PHONE: Chief elder,
it's Maude.
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I have a final count
of congregant piercings.
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We have 12 ears, three nasal
septums, and one unmentionable.
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CAMERA CLICKS
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Samson, are you there?
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Who am I speaking to?
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The pool cleaner.
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The pool cleaner?
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What's your name?
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David Lewis.
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PHONE BEEPS
Dad!
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Aaron! The last name she'd expect
David Lewis to make up
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is David Lewis. Now she's mentally
ruled out David Lewis.
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00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,240
There's so much to get my
head around.
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Condoms. Dental dams.
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Dental dams aren't real, Rachel.
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I've never seen one.
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No-one has.
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You should just man up and get
an STI like a grown-up.
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Extra large condoms.
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This will boost his ego without
making any real difference.
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Two-in-one lube.
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00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:03,120
That way, you can pivot into massage
when you inevitably get overwhelmed.
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00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,680
And what have you got there?
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Snacks...for after?
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Rachel...
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I think you're ready.
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MUSIC: Just A little
by Liberty X
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David, you gorgeous, godless man.
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They've nearly finished what
Andrew's describing
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as a "bowling jewel".
We've got to go. Dad?
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The confessional tapes.
288
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These ones are all video.
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He's indexed them.
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00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,400
"Joel admits to Pornhub backslide."
Dad?
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"Fiona says she doesn't love
her husband."
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00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,560
There's another Fiona
in the order, right?
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I'm...I'm struggling to remember her
name because I'm worried
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she doesn't exist, but...
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PHONE BUZZING
..but that there must be one.
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Dad, we need to go now!
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Think he'll notice?
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Will he notice that you destroyed
the painting of him as God? Yes!
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OK. Let me make this right. How
could you possibly make this right?!
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You ruin everything!
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Aaron.
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I may seem like a fool, but no
matter how much I fall short,
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or whom your mother massages,
there's one thing I can do -
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I can parcel.
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00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,000
It's not a parcel. You're wrong.
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Everything we touch,
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everything in this world
is a parcel.
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If only you have the eyes to see.
309
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,840
Now...
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TAPE ROLL RATTLES
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..let's dance.
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OK!
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Done.
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00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,400
Don't share what you witnessed
today, Aaron.
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If the world knew of my gift,
I could never lead a normal life.
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00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,000
Well...
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Here we are, Andrew.
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Your error of judgment.
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I must confess, you had me worried
in frame five.
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And then God cursed you
with a 7-10 split.
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Three pins to win.
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WHISPERS
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Impossible.
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00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,560
I believe we call that a miracle.
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00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,840
I sat on the gutter button.
326
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,240
Should we give Samson a rebowl?
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00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,640
Shut up, Abijah. OK.
328
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,880
Well, my little sex Padawan.
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I go no further.
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Just remember,
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priority one - enthusiastic consent.
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Priority two - condoms.
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00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,880
Priority three - bank transfer me
for the condoms.
334
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,400
What? Wait. Now? Later.
335
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,200
Or during, if you're bored.
336
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,600
Hey!
337
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,400
Oh, what's in your bag?
338
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,880
Oh, just...things.
339
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,840
Objects.
340
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,640
Accoutrements. Accoutrements?
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00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,200
Mm. Do you want a drink,
or should we just crack on?
342
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:20,560
Uh, Jeb, have you ever known
anyone else?
343
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,680
As in had sex with?
344
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,040
Mm. Let's stick with known.
I'm comfortable with known.
345
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,400
Well, before I committed,
a girl did tempt me.
346
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,680
But then I found God and swore
to be with no other
347
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,560
until my soulmate.
348
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,640
But if you're asking,
the number is six.
349
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,000
Hmm.
350
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,280
Uh-huh.
351
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,800
Those are my weights.
352
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,360
I can do the big ones
for five minutes,
353
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,120
or the small ones for half an hour.
354
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,880
Dad, that was...incredible.
355
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,920
You doomed us to incompetence and
saved us by being deeply bizarre.
356
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,080
That's how I roll. When I break
into a house,
357
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,640
I do it David style.
358
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,320
FIONA HICCUPS
359
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,240
You broke into a house?
360
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,760
Aaron, I'll let you take this one.
361
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,000
Dad, I won't lie.
362
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,640
In that case, I'll take it.
363
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,960
So... You broke into a house...
364
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,160
and you did it David style.
365
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,680
What's David's style...
366
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,000
David?
367
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,320
Well, it was Samson's house,
and I jemmied the window...
368
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,360
with a trowel.
369
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320
Jemmied.
370
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,520
I leveraged it with my arm
until the window gave way.
371
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,920
So, to be clear...
372
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:42,800
you staked out our chief elder's
house, and then you broke in...
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with your strength.
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Like a bad man.
375
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,640
Bad, bad man David.
376
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,880
What's happening?
377
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,240
Aaron, go to the shops for at least
45 minutes.
378
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,640
Do I have to go now?
It's quite late.
379
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,560
Yeah, now. There's my purse.
Love you.
380
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,320
Should I accompany him, or...
You come with me.
381
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,800
Y... Oh. OK.
382
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,920
Oh, I should just take
my tool belt off.
383
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,760
Leave it on!
384
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,280
David...
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00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,440
push the beds together.
386
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,160
What?
387
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,760
I want you to push
the beds together, David.
388
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240
Oh.
389
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,840
Show me your strength.
390
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,720
Is that Maude's pie dish?
391
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,600
I want it to see.
392
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,080
Jeb, just FYI, the Bible quotes
in the bathroom,
393
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,400
two of them are wrong, one of them's
from Lord Of The Rings.
394
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,000
Oh, gosh. You're in my bag.
395
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,640
Got curious.
396
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,960
Don't worry. It's all good.
397
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,040
My only question is why
you brought these?
398
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,120
The snacks? Yeah. They're for...
399
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,600
Hmm.
400
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,360
Thought we might need them.
401
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,280
Why?
402
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,840
So I don't get pregnant.
403
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,680
I mean, everything we do
is God's plan.
404
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,240
Why not let him decide?
405
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,040
Yeah, I just... I...don't know
if I even want children.
406
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,840
You're going to be my wife.
Of course there'll be children.
407
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,960
But I know you're independent,
so we can compromise
408
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,240
and only have three.
409
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,040
Well, what about my career?
410
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,040
Well, you only want one of those
because you don't have kids, right?
411
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,560
No! Rachel, Samson won't let
you work anyway.
412
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,280
Feel better now?
413
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:54,240
Look, I told you I'd been with
people before.
414
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,160
How about you?
415
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,120
No. No-one.
416
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,960
Good. I was worried Joshua
had ruined you.
417
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,840
OK, I'm going to go.
418
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,480
Rach?
419
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,640
Rachel! Come on, baby.
420
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,640
I'll fix the bathroom Bible quotes.
421
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,720
I know that's what this is about.
422
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,440
MUSIC PLAYS, HEAVY THUDS
423
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,320
LOUD SCRAPING
424
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,480
MUSIC STOPS
425
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,520
DAVID: This is the best day
of my life!
426
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,320
FIONA: Stop talking, David!
427
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,200
Oh!
428
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,000
# If you're ready for me boy
429
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,360
# You better push the button
430
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,600
# Let me know before I
431
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,720
# Get the wrong idea and go
432
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,400
# You're gonna miss
the freak that I control
433
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,600
# I control
434
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,240
# If you're ready for me boy
435
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,040
# You better push the button
and let me know
436
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,800
# Before I get the wrong idea
and go... #
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00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,840
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