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Right.
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He's going to live in your bedroom,
is he?
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Unless you want to take him.
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I've already got a sex doll under my
bed, Rachel.
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OK. Life updates, bullet points,
though. I value my time.
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Uh, Josh is now a clone of his dad,
but I've met someone new who I think
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will support the life I want.
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Order boys are all the same, Rachel.
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The only thing stronger than their
desire for sex
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is their fear of sex.
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There's really no point in...
Holy shit!
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This guy's in the Order?
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He must have joined recently,
otherwise I'd have ploughed him.
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His tattoos are Bible verses.
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And my boner's dead. OK, chop, chop.
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Gotta take this design student
to a craft fair.
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She's shy, blonde,
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doesn't know she likes girls yet.
She's exactly my type.
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I still can't believe you got to go
to uni and I didn't.
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Rewarded for dishonesty.
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Welcome to the real shitty world.
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I love the real shitty world.
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Careful!
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MOBILE PINGS
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Oh, no. To qualify as a paramedic,
I need a driver's licence.
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Do you think my parents will pay
for lessons?
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Rachel, I'm not committing blasphemy
when I say,
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"I am the Lord of the road."
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We couldn't just pay for an
intensive course?
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Oh, this will be intensive.
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Now, rev.
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ENGINE REVS GENTLY
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I said, "Rev!"
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ENGINE REVS LOUDER
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Now, lift!
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ENGINE STOPS
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OK, that was a stall.
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That'll happen about a third of the
time.
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I'm really worried, Melissa.
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Yeah, I can hear David destroying
your car.
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You hate that car.
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As long as he doesn't kill your
daughter, it's all upside.
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I mean, about Aaron.
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He won't leave his room.
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It's match day at church
and he says, now Andrew's lost,
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Samson's just going to pair him
with a girl one day.
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Sorry, Andrew?
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Fiona, do you have any spare
matches?
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I'm going to burn all the suits in
my wardrobe. I have matches.
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No! Sorry, Andrew, no matches here.
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Aw, he looks well.
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So, have you spoken to Aaron about
the not liking girls thing?
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Um, actually, David handled that
chat.
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He took Aaron to an abandoned
trailer.
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Sorry, David is handling your
child's sexuality?
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That's grounds for calling social
services.
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I don't suppose you would...have
a...? Oh, right.
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Oh, because I'm the only lesbian
you know,
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you want me to gay-whisper your
son.
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Yeah, all right, then.
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That girl has no aptitude for
driving.
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Getting her to my level?
We're talking years, probably never.
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What's for dinner? Microwave
Shepherd's pie in the fridge.
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Hmm. Microwave.
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I remember when you used to make it
yourself, with love.
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Well, we microwave it now.
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Do you want me to put it in for you?
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As long as it's done with love.
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How did it go?
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Right, I've made a deal with Aaron.
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He's going to come out of his room
and you're going to plaster
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your religious shop with his super
gay designs. Right.
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Why am I doing that?
Cos you're a good mum, Fiona. Yeah.
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Well, Abijah's alone,
but at least I can witness
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you getting your match.
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Maybe I'll even vicariously share in
some of your joy.
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Wouldn't that be nice, Josh,
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if I vicariously shared in some of
your joy?
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FIONA: Oh!
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A nice reformed boy who recanted his
sinful ways.
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Did you choose him, Rachel?
You may as well tell me.
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It's about to be common knowledge.
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Surely we find out confidentially?
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You'll be wanting to hear your
confidential matches
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and here they are,
on the jumbo screen.
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AUDIENCE GASPS
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Rachel and... Josh, you didn't tell
me your nickname was Jeb.
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I don't get it. Who could she
possibly pick over you?
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Oh, that guy.
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Yeah, that tracks.
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Remember to get a chaperone.
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One couple has already asked about
so-called physical compatibility -
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they'll be given two chaperones.
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Josh, can I just say...?
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You want space? If I had a penny for
every time people wanted space.
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Josh, please don't be angry.
Oh, I'm not angry.
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I'm a bit sad, maybe,
but I'll pray on it.
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I've got plenty of time to pray -
since I'm unmatched.
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Joshua, come meet your match.
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But I only chose Rachel.
Yeah, I dealt with that.
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This is Heather.
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She's modest, polite,
and she's agreed to report
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on your actions periodically.
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Hi, Heather.
WHISPERS: Hi, Josh.
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What?
WHISPERS: Hi, Josh.
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Hey? What are you...?
WHISPERS: Hi, Josh. Glad we matched.
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We had a great chat.
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I don't remember hearing you speak.
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STILL WHISPERING: I couldn't shut
up.
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Hey. Hey.
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SHE SNIFFS LOUDLY
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Well, Josh, Rachel may not have
picked you, but I have.
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And, in a show of loyalty, I will
chaperone your date with Heather.
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Abijah, could you chaperone me and
Rachel? You seem cool.
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LAUGHING: Oh, Jeb, I'd be
delighted.
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So, it looks like I'm doing Rachel
and Jeb too, double date.
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We could do it all together -
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more efficient and more fun.
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Jeb thinks I'm cool.
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DAVID: Rachel, what is that cursed
almanac?
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It's the Highway Code.
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No.
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The only code we follow is the law
of the Almighty.
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This car has been baptised in God's
glory.
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Why do you think motorists always
give me such a wide berth?
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Cos you take motorways in second
gear.
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Yes, an advanced manoeuvre.
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Is this going to be one of your long
lessons, Dad?
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I want my licence, but...I also
have my date later.
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She wants a job. She wants a date.
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She is the modern woman.
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Will we be done by 5pm?
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Rachel, allow me to reframe your
question as an insult.
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Your driving ability is null.
Here in the wheel world,
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you just don't got it.
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But I think I know the reason why.
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Be honest, are you afraid of
driving?
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No. Well, that's why.
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Dad! Use the fear, Rachel.
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Somewhere inside you is a force,
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a force that can find the biting
point.
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LOUD CLUNK
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What's in the boot?
Many heavy objects. Why?
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Just asking that question proves
you're not ready.
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Queer craft market.
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I reckon Aaron could find his chosen
family here.
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Aren't I his chosen family?
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No. You're the fucked up one he's
stuck with.
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Aaron's T-shirts are selling well,
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even better than my stock.
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Fiona, and I mean this in a nice
way,
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your stock is puritanical dross,
but this...
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..Noah's Ark with gays going in
two-by-two, your son's a genius.
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Oh, gay Jesus.
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This would really aggravate my dad.
How much?
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Julia! You two know each other?
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We watched a sad man have sex in a
car park together.
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You don't forget a bond like that.
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Fiona, I'm going to take a break and
talk to Julia
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because you don't pay me and I can
do what I want.
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How are you doing?
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Better.
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Thanks for doing this, Mum.
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Thank you.
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Sales are great, even after my 50%
Order donation.
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You give 50% to Samson?
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He's supposed to be God's vessel.
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You think God's vessel is an irate
homophobe
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who makes a Abijah clear asbestos
from the roof by hand?
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Guys, Julia can get us into a day
rave. What's a day rave?
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It's a rave during the day.
Right. Yes.
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What's a rave?
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I think you'll like it, Aaron.
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Will I like it?
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I think you'll find it difficult,
like most things.
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DAVID: 20-degree incline,
soul-shaking cobblestones
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and a boot loaded with mass.
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If you can hill start here,
you can hill start anywhere.
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Yeah, I'm not doing this, Dad.
You think it's impossible?
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I think it's stupid.
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Well, I defy the impossible.
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Out of the car.
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Crest the hill to witness my
triumph.
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I'll see you at the top.
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QUIETLY: Faithless child.
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ENGINE REVS
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Are you beginning to believe?
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The Highway Code can't tell
you how to do that.
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Ooh.
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Oh.
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Don't worry.
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Quick prayer.
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That car will be fine.
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PEOPLE SCREAM
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Oh.
CAR HORNS BLARE
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CAR HORN BEEPS
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CAR BRAKES SCREECH
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You see?
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And now that nice man is making
sure everything is O...
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..K.
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Do you reckon that would've happened
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if you hadn't filled the car
with weights?
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Rachel, I don't think that question
helps anyone but yourself.
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Yes. Just reporting a stolen
vehicle.
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No, it was unlocked and the keys
were inside
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after I rolled it down a hill.
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Because I filled the boot with
weights to test my daughter.
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Sorry, what part of this do you not
understand?
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DOOR CLOSES
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OK, pass me to a superior.
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I'm going to need at least
a sergeant on this.
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Dad, I'm getting the bus to my date.
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But it should be said, you are a bad
driving instructor. Hmm.
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You undertake people.
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You use your hazards instead
of indicating.
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So the other drivers know I could
go in any direction.
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And you tell me to actively
hug the rumble strip.
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The strip tells you where you are.
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It's your friend, Rachel.
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Just take a look at yourself, for a
change.
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Sorry, that was just my daughter
telling me to take a look at myself.
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Well, who are you to say that she's
right?
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Welcome, guys.
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Sharpen your spurs and saddle up for
some romance,
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cos we are here, in the Wild West,
and anything can happen...
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HE LAUGHS
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..except for kissing, hand-holding
and touching of any kind.
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We are sitting separately, right?
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Totally. Er, so you guys over there,
you guys over there.
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And I shall be your watchful
sheriff.
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We're sat opposite each other.
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Hold your horses, Joshua.
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You haven't seen...
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..the Abijah divider.
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So you have privacy from each other,
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but not from me. Please don't touch
it, it took so long to make.
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Sorry, I forgot to hug you hello.
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Well, we're not supposed to hug
because it's against the rules.
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I might grab one of those as well.
Oh.
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Oh. OK, so shall we hug then?
Let's not push it, Josh.
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Right, what are we having?
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Oh, yes! They brought back the
Six-Shooter Sundae.
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They must have got my emails.
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LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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Could I have two gay Jesus,
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one gay Noah and the Last Supper
where everyone's gay?
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Preach.
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Thank you. How old is he?
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16. I should know,
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he's our surrogate son.
Really? Yes.
251
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I love my wife.
252
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Sure.
253
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That was the straightest hug I've
ever had
254
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and I was closeted for a decade.
255
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And the bawl of a steer,
To a cowboy's ear
256
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Is music of sweetest strain.
257
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That's from A Cowboy's Life by
Anonymous.
258
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The sheriff's talking too much,
isn't he?
259
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The sheriff will shut his bazoo.
260
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So, I like your clothes, but
261
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I thought shirt and tie was the
rule. It is the rule.
262
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Don't speak over the divider,
please, Josh.
263
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,080
But are all rules equal?
264
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Sure, The Ten Commandments,
they're a big deal.
265
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But petty little regulations like,
266
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"Don't covet your neighbour's
wife..."
267
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Oh!
268
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It's funny cos that literally is
the 10th commandment.
269
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Yeah, and I knew that as well.
I don't think he was joking, Rachel.
270
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She laughed, Josh, that means it was
a joke.
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Take the birthday rule,
have you ever celebrated one?
272
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:21,280
No, no, course not, they're Pagan.
OK, but would our creator
273
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really mind us saying thanks for
being created once a year?
274
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I don't think he would, Jeb. Mm-mm.
275
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I don't think he would.
276
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On your next birthday, I'll get you
your first birthday cake, OK?
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Yeah.
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00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,240
Sure. Sounds great.
279
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Look at you guys,
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all covered in chemistry.
281
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And how's it going over here,
J and H?
282
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:50,080
You panning for gold or are you
trapped in Tumbleweed Town?
283
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WHISPERS: Why is he like this?
284
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Hey, Heather,
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I've got a shake in my boot.
286
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,400
That's really funny, Abijah.
287
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,920
Do you think so? That's the best
joke I've ever heard.
288
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,560
We've sold out...of everything.
289
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,720
Not your "God is the Way" tees.
290
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,920
I've been hiding those deliberately
out of shame.
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Shall we pack up and, er, go home?
Yep.
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Oi!
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VIP entrance.
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Let's get fucked up.
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Come on, then!
296
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,200
Shots! ยฃ2 shots, anyone?
297
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,280
Hey! ยฃ2 shots?
298
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,840
Oh, thank you for offering,
but I'm quite scared.
299
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,200
WHISPERS: Can I try some of your...?
300
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,000
Yeah, sure.
301
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,120
Did you get any?
302
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,320
I got it.
303
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,640
There's no bite marks.
304
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I got it.
305
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,000
Well, the car got stolen,
306
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,560
so now I need to find a way to learn
how to drive.
307
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,360
I'll help you. That was quick.
308
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,160
Sorry, guys, I've had a lot of Wagon
burger.
309
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,240
What are we talking about?
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00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,840
I was about to offer to teach you
myself.
311
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,680
That would hardly be appropriate,
would it?
312
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,600
You're dating, you need a chaperone.
313
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,440
We wouldn't need a chaperone for a
driving lesson, would we, Abijah?
314
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,040
You should know, you're the elder.
315
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The best elder.
316
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,080
Whatever you say, Jeb.
I can't say no to those eyes.
317
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,520
OK, Jeb, looks like I'll learn with
you.
318
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:31,120
Awesome. You pick the tunes,
I'll find a quiet road.
319
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,640
One Six-Shooter Sundae?
Ha! For the sheriff.
320
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,040
Yee-hah!
321
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,520
Just put it down anywhere.
322
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,520
Can I just move...? Absolutely not.
323
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,480
Enjoy. Thank you.
324
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,720
Heather.
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00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,520
My family think I'm useless, Gideon.
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What do you think?
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CAT PURRS
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Mm.
329
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,160
I'm just going to lay my head in
there with you.
330
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,000
I need your soothing purrs.
331
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,640
That's OK, right?
332
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,520
CAT MEOWS LOUDLY
Ow!
333
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,720
CAT HISSES
334
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,440
You too, huh?
335
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,680
I see how it is.
336
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,800
DOORBELL RINGS
337
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,960
David, hi. Maude
338
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,520
What are you doing...? Are you OK?
What have they done to you?
339
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,440
I'm perfectly fine.
340
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,240
Just worried that my wife, son,
daughter and cat hate me.
341
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,840
Well...
342
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,360
..families and cats do like the
familiar.
343
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,920
Some of us are too unique for the
common crowd.
344
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,280
My daughter thinks I'm a bad driving
instructor,
345
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,960
just cos I took her to an absurdly
steep hill.
346
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,840
What was the incline? 20 degrees.
347
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,560
Well, if she can do a hill start
there,
348
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,000
she can do a hill start anywhere.
349
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,120
Thank you.
350
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,400
I don't know.
351
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,680
Maybe I do need to look at my
behaviour.
352
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,560
Why would you do that?
353
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,520
David, I think you're perfect,
354
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,880
just as you are.
355
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,440
You don't even know me.
356
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,480
I know enough.
357
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,080
Maude, was there a reason that
you...? Hmm.
358
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,480
Is that home-made shepherd's pie?
359
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,640
My wife makes that for me all the
time, so...
360
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,160
Really?
361
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,640
Cos you're looking at it as though
you haven't seen one in years.
362
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,040
Did you come far to bring that here?
363
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,440
No...
364
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,920
..just a 90-minute walk.
365
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,120
Try it.
366
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:29,480
You want me to...try your
pie...in front of you?
367
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,040
That's right, David.
368
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,760
Go on.
369
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,000
Mmm.
370
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,760
Good boy.
371
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,840
Well, I shall take my leave.
372
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,760
Hug goodbye?
373
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,040
I don't think that would be
appropriate.
374
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,280
Did you not enjoy our hug the other
day?
375
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,480
I just thought perhaps,
376
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,240
when you're not getting hugs in the
marriage,
377
00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:00,440
that getting them elsewhere can only
strengthen the relationship.
378
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,200
Maybe another time.
379
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,520
Goodbye, David.
380
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,800
Be careful, David.
381
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,040
Be very careful.
382
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,480
Is there a flag for what I am?
383
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,040
You're a straight ally, Mum.
384
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,040
Oh. So you're the rainbow bits
385
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,400
and I'm the plain black and white.
386
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,240
Fair enough, that is the energy I
bring.
387
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,440
Aaron...
388
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,280
..I think I know what to spend the
money on.
389
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,280
We have a gift for you.
390
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,600
Andrew's not worthy of a gift.
391
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,360
Then why does it bear your name?
392
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,680
I feel...better.
393
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,360
I feel powerful.
394
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,080
I feel like Andrew. Elder...
395
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,760
..Andrew.
396
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,200
He looks healthy, doesn't he, Mum?
397
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,160
Yes.
398
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,400
Very, very healthy.
399
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,440
CLINKING ON GLASS
400
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,680
Good news.
401
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,400
70% of my pairings are continuing
their courtship.
402
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,960
Those of you who dropped out
will be re-paired to connect
403
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,760
with their fellow losers.
404
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,400
Elder, I won't be donating this
month
405
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:58,240
and, before you can ask why,
I'm going to get some squash.
406
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,680
Are you responsible for this?
407
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,240
How could I be?
408
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,520
I'm only 13.
409
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,960
Same age as David when he pebbled
Goliath.
410
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,840
What a pebble. What a guy.
411
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,880
Ah, the prodigal son returns.
412
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,320
Andrew, how's your fragile mind?
413
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,720
Samson, enforced courtship breaks
the 2008 charter,
414
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,120
surely you know that?
415
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,840
Now, if you pushed for a new rule,
416
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,440
I need to know how
and I need to know why.
417
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,080
So, how about we elders...have a
chat?
418
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,680
A nice, long Biblical chat.
419
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,320
A Biblical chat? Biblical chat.
420
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,520
A Biblical chat.
421
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,520
Hold that sip, Fiona.
If you'll follow me to the street,
422
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,400
there's something parked there
shaped like a surprise.
423
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,040
I thought you said it was new.
424
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,720
Yes.
425
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,480
This is the same.
426
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,000
No.
427
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,360
The same make, model, colour and
engine capacity,
428
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,560
but this is a completely different
Nissan Sunny.
429
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,520
I scoured the Internet.
430
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,760
You mean, you went out of your way
to source
431
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,200
a carbon copy of a car I've always
hated?
432
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,360
Not a carbon copy.
433
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,680
This one has a broken radio.
434
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,640
So, tomorrow we hit the road,
Jeb-style.
435
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,080
You pumped?
436
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,440
Yeah.
437
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,720
Did you pass first time?
438
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,560
No, but the examiner said I smelt
amazing.
439
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,600
I see physical contact, row two.
Stop that now.
440
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,720
Sorry, guys.
441
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,600
Save it for the honeymoon.
442
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,600
Wow! He has really toned forearms.
443
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