Original subtitles

SUBTITLES: E. FIRSOVA, S. GUSHCHINA, A. TOLOKEVICH, L. NESTERENKO

NOTIFICATION ON YOUR PHONE

"Lisa, can I go get some vegetables?" What should I take?

"Take the broccoli and greens.

Nikita, the cart.

INTENSE MUSIC

A KNOCK ON THE DOOR, Yes.

- hi. "That's great.

- I don't tear it off? "No, come on in.

"I brought you some coffee."

- thanks.

What is it all of a sudden?

That... What kind of coffee? Come on, say what you want.

"Actually, I came by to see if the custody situation had worked out.

-A... No, there are no results yet. I had a close friend who worked there,

he was the head of some department... But still silent.

If he doesn't write to me by tonight, I'll call him myself.

Good?- thanks.

"Temych, don't worry. Everything will be fine.

I keep this issue under control.

- thanks. I am sure. "Come on."

"Have a nice day."

- So...

"Hello," I said.

Kiryush... "How do you do?" And Kiryusha's

another speech therapist. "You know, I have it in an hour

an interview, I just won't have time to pick it up later.

- You see, the manager said that Kiryusha should stay here for a while.

"What do you mean, 'been'?" "I didn't tell you anything."

This morning, the ward called and said that they would take him away for a while.

"Are you out of your mind?" On what grounds?

- Checks. Everyone was interviewed, and I gave you a very good description,

she said you were wonderful, that you were a substitute accompanist...

Everyone was interviewed, even Kiryusha! I can't afford it, I've been told:

"You can't." "Tell me I hit you,

or think of something else.

- So. And which one of you is the client? "Both of us. We are a family.

I'm Lisa, and this is my husband Nikita. "Nice to meet you."

Can Nikita speak himself? "He can. Nikita.

- Class! So what happened here? "We'd like to talk."

about our relationship. "Liz, let's be honest.

I'm not a big expert on family relations, but I'm a mercantile person,

therefore, we will still hold a session with you. If you expect

stifling conversations about the benefits of marriage and the like,

it's not for me. So what's the problem? Can you formulate it yourself?

"Tell me."

-I cheated on her.

If she already knows, then there are two options. The first, optimistic one:

it was an accident, drunk, and it won't happen again. And the second one -

realistic: you will continue to cheat on her. In that

in this case, you either accept the type of family with an open relationship,

or get a divorce. So it was a one-time option?

"Tell me."

"I don't know." "Bingo! Get a divorce.

- Wait, you're talking like a psychologist right now? We actually want to

save your family. - Formulate it correctly.

You have to say, " I think we want to keep the family together."

In fact, you both want only one thing-to be happy.

A KNOCK ON THE DOOR

"Hello," I said. Excuse me for a second. You can congratulate me, it's all over

fine. So don't worry. "Yeah."

"Have you become a family psychologist?"

"This is Nikita, this is Lisa. Nikita slept with someone on the side,

and she won't give him a divorce. And this is Katya, my sister, an aspiring porn star.

"Are you sure you're a psychologist?"Let's go.

"Good luck."

"Are we going for a walk?" "No, we're going to the new cabin now,

"hotel" is called. And then maybe we'll find another apartment

we'll find it. "I don't want to go anywhere else."

"What are you doing?" You know how healthy it will be there!

THE PHONE RINGS, RIGHT?

Have you arrived?"

Everyone, let's go down.

"Oh, hello.

You and I will go to the new cabin. Will you take a stick with you

or leave it here?"

Can I hurry up?

So... - So!

Where are you going?" "What do you care?" Am I under arrest?

I can go anywhere. - Woman, you signed the protocol

checks, and then the child was stolen from an educational institution.

"I stole it?" I'm a mother! "You're going to tell the court about it,

Do you understand?" -What kind of lawlessness?

"Don't let it shine until I find you a foster family."

- No tantrums! Take it. Come on, come on. "Kiryushenka!

"Calm down. "Mom!

- Kiryusha! "Girl, maybe you'll pay me back."

- Kiryusha! "Mother!

"Where are you even taking him?" "Come on."

"I'm sorry.

"I should have filed a complaint against him. Do they have any ideas?

qualification commissions...Prick. Nothing, we'll find it again

a normal psychologist. There are normal psychologists...

"You found it yourself." -The website said,

that it has instant results. Besides I'm not going to wait,

when you're drawn to another old and fat woman.

"Liz, that's enough. "Enough what?"

Why do I have to deal with this problem at all?

It's your fault! "Liz, I'm leaving.

"What do you mean?"

Where to?

"I'm leaving you.".. To her.

I'm so sorry.

-Why don't you tell Katya that this is not the best job for her?

You're like a brother.

-Because, firstly, it is useless, and secondly, it leads to

to the loss of trust.

"I don't know... The web model is almost like...

"If I hadn't taken you away from your mom, you might have gone to a prostitute."

You can't talk directly to Katya, she's not such a rag.

I have to figure it out for myself.

THE PHONE RINGS

"Yes, Dash.Hello. How are you?

"I do not know who did it, whether you did it or not, but it went too far

far away. Do you think I'm going to come back and just ...

will I live with you?

"Wait, let's get this straight.What happened?

- Kiryusha was taken away. Took custody.

"I asked Dan, he's got strings everywhere... He has to help!

If there's anything I can do... I'll be a witness... Do you want,

will I register my paternity? "I don't know."

"Hello, Dash. Dash, are you there? Hello there!

-The fact that I left my mother was my conscious choice.

THE PHONE RINGS-Wait for you.

Yes? "This is Lisa, I was here this morning.

I just want you to know. He left right after your session.

-I told you right away: get a divorce. -Because of you, the normal one was destroyed

family! I brought you a person with a specific problem: they are being pulled

on old and fat women. -There was no talk about the old and fat ones,

this is already interesting.

Why didn't you say so right away?

-And you would immediately admit to everyone that your wife

sleeping with a wrinkled old man? -Not for everyone, but for a psychologist,

a lawyer and a priest, of course. What makes you think it's old

and fat? Is that how he described her to you?" "I saw her myself.

An old, wrinkled, squalid cashier. This is not normal, you must agree.

You know what, you have to give it all back. I'll pay you back.

I really, really need my husband.

"Do you know where they live?"

"I know where she works. - Great, send a text message to the address

and signs. Only something more substantial than "old" and "fat".

And preferably with a name. I'll try to help.

"I mean, I have one, too...

"So you wait here, you don't go anywhere. Katya will come back, please

you try to convince her that meeting her father is normal.

Your task is to prepare the ground, and then I'll figure it out myself.

"I'm not sure I can do it."

"You're scaring me." Slowly but surely drifting away again

a mama's boy. "I'm not a mama's boy!"

-Good afternoon! Put the product on the feed. "How do you do?"

- You will be charged 46 rubles.

"Excuse me, but are you the same Margarita?" "Excuse me?"

"Who was in the back room with a store customer yesterday...

"Get out, get out of here!" "Got it!"

"Get out of here. "I'm sorry.

"Kat, do you want some coffee?" I haven't had a drink yet.

I'm sorry, you just seem upset...

Did something happen to you?"

"That asshole posts new pictures of her every day...

Every fucking day. See what he writes.

- "It was worth going through so many failures with outright idiots,

to gain such a treasure."

Kat, forget it. You are now on different planets with him.

You have your own life, he has his own. And you just need to get started

all over again. -I don't understand, you call yourself a psychologist

Do you think so? Is this transmitted by airborne droplets here?

"I just went through it myself, Kat.

It is difficult. "Oh, I'll never believe it,

that you had a girlfriend."..

"Or are you talking about Mom?"

"What's Mom got to do with it?" "Come on! Awesome!

Awesome! This is a bomb comparison. "You can laugh as much as you want,

but that was the only thing that was right. If you must know, I have it today

She called and never said I needed to come back.

- Yes? - For the first time.

"Really?" This is a victory. "This is the first step.

- This is a victory! - Even, most likely, the second one.

Because first we get out of custody and learn to be independent.

But only then do we truly feel free,

when our freedom is recognized. And you and your father will have the same experience.

"You don't know him. "You have no idea,

how much easier will it be when you can just date him?,

without risking yelling at each other.

This is important to both of you, just try it. "Okay, stop.

Who told you to do this?- what?

"Brainwash me about my dad. "No one told me.

"Artyom, then. Does he want me to leave here?..

- Kat, wait. What does Artyom have to do with it? "Is he tired of me living here?"

"No, he just wants..."

"He just thinks it would be nice if you just had dinner."

together with my dad.

So that you don't repeat his mistakes.

Like that.

"What a slug you are, Matyush.

"Let me help you." "No, don't do that. Go ahead.

Go away.

Oh, Artyom Alexandrovich, can you help me? "No, I won't help you. Than others

are you not satisfied with the candidates?

Why don't you talk to me then?"

I can help you with your little problem with your son.

"How did you charm him so much?" "Who?"

- Denis. He's the one who's leaking everything to you.

As far as I can remember, he always liked a different type of girl.

"Your Denis likes the boy alone. He absolutely believes in you wholeheartedly

in love. It was on this basis that we came together.

Do you need help or not?

"How can you help?" "My cousin -

deputy head of the social security department.

"What should I do?"

- Ask. Admit that you need help sometimes, too.

I'll text you the address. Although, if you want, you can do it right now

Admit it, if I have the guts. -Right now I have

another confession is scheduled.

But I'll think about it.

"Oh, to be honest, I didn't think you'd come.

Katyush, please.

"We'll leave as soon as I hear one complaint."

"You won't hear it. I just wanted to make sure you were okay."

"I'm fine. I got a job.

"Really?" "It's hard to believe, isn't it?"

Yesterday he still held me in his arms, and now that's it...

All right, you guys can chat, and I'll go wash my hands.

I'll have carbonara and lemonade. "Yeah."

-What's going on with Dasha? Are you calling her?"

- yes. The child was taken away.

- Artyom, I am very grateful to you for bringing Katya here,

and I don't want to waste my time complaining... But tell me honestly,

is this whole custody thing your doing?"

"If you don't have any other theories, let's close the subject.

-So, our Katya really got a job?

- yes. Kind of. "And where?"

"She's a web model. - Y! What is it?

- Model, web only. - Sitting on the bed...

You show yourself to the camera. Sometimes you get undressed for an extra fee.

It's not dusty and... it's enough for school.

"I hope this is a joke." "I don't think so.

"Three days.

Artyom, she spent three days with you. -We agreed not to judge.

"I don't blame her, she's just a kid.

The older person is always to blame! - Cool! Come on

are you going to fight again?" Let's find out who's cooler. That's what we're here for, isn't it?

- Our dad is a complicated person, but he loves you, that's for sure.

And he's absolutely right about one thing: it won't be great at all,

if you follow in my footsteps.

"Are you suggesting that I should get out of your office?"

"No, I'm glad you're with me. Just try a little less

provoke people.

Not the best thing to do in this life.

Okay, I have to go. "How far?"

"I don't have a regular job. See you tonight?"

Or are you going back to work?"

"We'll see.

LYRICAL MUSIC

-Good afternoon! I'm sorry, but who can I talk to about custody?

over a child? My name is Kiryusha, they brought me here today.

"Are you related to him?"- yes.

"Why did you catch on so late?".. Please help me.

..when is the child already taken to the orphanage? Do you know the terms and conditions? Confirmation

affluence, living space, no criminal record, if you want to apply for yourself...

as a relative. "And if I'm not registered?"

-So make out. A DNA test - now everything can be done if you want.

"Yes, yes, of course. Tell me, can't we go faster? He's a boy

home, it is impossible for him without relatives.

- Now all such psychologists are subtle. What will happen to him? We have an orphanage

normal, better than most. They'll feed you, wash you, and put you to bed. Don't worry!

"Please!" I can see that you care. Can you help me somehow

Hurry up - I'm ready to help, too.

- Thank you, we will do without a bribe. Everyone is trying to push the money,

at least someone would say thank you. "Well, I'm sorry. Thanks.

"What's wrong with your mother?" -Yes, there is not quite an adequate person.

If it had been normal, the child would not have been taken away. With the boy to no one

from relatives to see does not allow. And I have all the conditions!

"Well, let's try to help. Have a seat."

Only through custody, with DNA evidence. And the lab should be

it must be certified. Now I'll give you a good one.

The boy's sample, so be it, I'll collect it myself. And you decide for yourself

with guardianship, with the courts - with anyone you want.

Ask you.- thanks.

ROCK SONG IN ENGLISH

"Thank you for agreeing to meet me.

- hi. "Can I use 'you'?"

"Of course you can. Should I order it for you?"- thanks.

"Don't tell me you've changed your professional mind

And now I need to get back to my wife.

-And you, it turns out, can build complex sentences while she is not there?

"Look, I know it's very difficult for her right now, and it's very hard for her to process all this,

but... I don't love her, you know?

No, she's cool, smart, and kind. Caring, successful, and a good cook.

But not mine. "What's yours?"

Old fat aunts with shortness of breath?

"Did she tell you that?" "I saw your Margarita.

No, I certainly don't insist, everyone has their own tastes...

But if you want to understand why you like this particular type

Women, I can help. "Like what?" I love her,

do you understand? "Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure. I've known her since I was 19. She's my neighbor from above, above me

vein. She was almost 40 years old. I don't care about that.

We lived together for two years. And then she left.

He said I couldn't live so soon, that she was getting old.

Moved, changed your phone number. I met her at the store a month ago.

Well, it all started again.

I should have told Lisa everything right away, but I was so stumped

both myself and her - all of them.

"It changes a lot.

"You think I have a problem with my head, don't you?"

"Give me a simple test. You will answer in the affirmative -

and I'll leave you alone, and you'll never see me again.

"Come on." "You told your cashier,

where did you go? "Today?" Of course I did.

He said the ex-psychologist paid to get me back in.

Look, I would never have come here. Rita insisted.

HE MOVES HIS LIPS SOUNDLESSLY

SAD MUSIC

"They usually ask who's there, or something like that.

- Well, psychologists teach you trust.Is not it so?

"May I?"

"I'm not going to ask you to sit down, or you might

you'll suspect me of harassment, won't you?

So you can admit defeat right here , and you will be rewarded.

"It's not a defeat. "Call it what you will.

- OK.

I need some help.

"No problem.

"Irishe, I'm sorry it's late. Urgent question. You know,

a friend's child was seized.

Yes, an adequate, good woman. I just temporarily lost my job.

A court decision?

We don't know yet whether there was a court decision or not. Visor inspection,

they said the conditions didn't match.

Tell me, is it possible somehow?..

Yeah, well, I'll text you then. I kiss you, thank you!

Well. If your Dasha isn't a child-eating monster, then tomorrow

everything will be returned to her.- thanks.

"Please." Family is the main thing, isn't it?

"I really appreciate it.

SAD MELODY

EXPRESSIVE MELODY

"Is there anything we can do as quickly as possible?" Is there any express option?

"Actually, we have three days. This is if the sample,

the one you brought is suitable. "Can I speed it up?" I need it today.

"Today?".. I do not know, not only depends on me. We have a serious problem

clinic, there are two groups in parallel, to exclude the error.

"I'll make it up to you. Each group separately.

"Well... then we'll make a deal.- thanks.

AN ENERGETIC SONG IN ENGLISH

HE'S PUFFING

- Girl, I'm sorry, you can't do this, you have a "stop"

it's on the block. "I'll handle it, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Hey, you're a fool, aren't you? "What?"

"That's actually the owner of the entire building. Stupid, damn it.

"That's great. "About custody. There is such a thing...

In general, not everything turned out to be so simple. We still need to connect resources.

"Never mind, I've already made up my mind."

"You're not the only one with connections. "I'm sorry.

Can you help me?" I'm really confused. Show it again,

how this thing turns on. You're an instructor, right?

"Well, yes, practically. "He owns this building.

And judging by the nonverbal signals, you already know that. But you're in luck

just a couple of times to sleep with him, get some cute gift.

Don't count on a serious relationship. He's looking for

a non-mercantile girl. And such people remained only in the Protection Society

animals of the Far North. So I suggest you try it

that option over there. According to the ring print, he was recently divorced.

Stared at you for a long time while you were turned by your best part.

"Oh, fuck you! Freud the fuck! "So, what are you doing, huh?

Such legs grow out of a person!And not only. And you just hurt her.

"These legs will wait for him at the coolers. Accidentally pulls a muscle or spills it

water on his chest. Something like that. "Where did you say it was

Your North Pole Animal Welfare Society?

INTENSE MUSIC

THE PHONE RINGS

-Yes. - Hello! Daria?

-Yes, I am. - Well, the papers have been sent to you.

"What papers?" "Out of custody. You can pick it up

your child.

"Can I?" "You can.

"Now?"

Kiryusha! Kiryusha!

JOYFUL MELODY

Kiryush! Come over here.

My little one... I'll take you home now.

Let's go home now.

"Hello," I said. "Where is he, at home?"

"Are you registered?"

"Is it really that hard to pick up the phone?" Why do I have to barge in like this?

-Because such things need to be worked out in person. It's good that you came.

"Work out what?" Did you talk to him?" What did he say?

"You won't like what he said."

He really feels good with this cashier.

"Are you serious now?"

Is gerontophilia no longer a disease? "Actually, no. But that's not the point.

He doesn't like all women over 50 in the world, but only one.

I don't think a psychologist should interfere with this.

"You know what?

I'll sue you. And so that you understand the gravity of the situation,

I'm a lawyer, and a very good lawyer.

"Just so you know, Liz, even very good lawyers have their moments.

failed attempts to build relationships.

Uh-huh. You came up with the perfect family for yourself, found the perfect man.

And it wasn't what you expected. Anything from your side

I can offer to help you get rid of the feeling of loss.

"How can I get rid of it?"

We are the same... We had a great life. I always came home from work early,

to meet him. Not once, not a single argument. Maybe she's his somehow

keeps him around? Or, I don't know, maybe she's blackmailing me in some way?

- Lisa, listen, you didn't lose Nikita. You've lost yourself

in this relationship. No longer understand what you really want

and what he really wants. Have you come up with an ideal world for yourself

with Barbie and Ken and put real people there.

"What do I do now?"

"Let's go." "Where to?"

"Come on in." I beg.

"Can you explain where we're going?" - Look for your Nikita. You want to

return everything? "Are you serious?"

"Just make-believe. But it doesn't change anything for you. Just imagine.

He's forgotten his cashier, and he's on his way home right now. I already called.

And you are in the city center. What to do? "Me."..

"Well?" "I'm going home.

"Just like that?" Empty-handed? The man is back!

Maybe a romantic dinner? "I'll go to the store and buy something."

"Specifically what?" "Mutton." He likes mutton.

It is better to go to the market for it. "Very well. Going to the market,

and it's already closer to home. Now it will rise, but there is no one there.

What will he think? "No, wait.

He won't make it, he's too far away. "Okay. Get in the car,

the mutton is with you. Traffic jams nine points.

- By metro. "And where will you leave your car?" In the stream?

And Nikita is already in the apartment. He came calling, but you weren't there.

He thinks you didn't live up to his expectations. He thinks,

that you're not perfect. You're afraid of that, aren't you? But he still has hope,

that you want to be with him. Calls on a mobile phone - the mobile phone doesn't work.

Maybe you're waiting for him here somewhere. Where are you, Lisa? Excuse me, are you Lisa?"

No, you're not Lisa. Where's Lisa? Where are you? Where are you?! Where? Excuse me, are you Lisa?

No, you're not Lisa either. Are you Lisa? No. Look for it!

"I won't do it!" "Then he'll find someone else."

Meet some old aunt. Let's go together. Search for it. Lisa, where are you?

Where are you, Lisa? Around the cashier. There's the cashier.

"Lisa! "There's the cashier.

You need them to find you faster than you can. Come on!

"Lisa! "Lisa!

Are you Lisa? No. "You're not Lisa?"

"Lisa, where are you?" "Lisa!

Excuse me, are you Lisa?" "Where are you, Lisa?"

"Lisa!

Aren't you Lisa?"

Lisa!

Lisa!

INTENSE MUSIC

"Show me your identification."

"Me.".. I'm not alone, I'm with a psychologist... He is now...

"May I?"- yes.

"Here." Passed the expert examination. "Oh, so you're late.

I just made out a refund. An order came from the ward.

"Wait, where's the boy?" "So you missed me, I just

I gave the baby back to my mom a minute ago.

But you will still be registered, otherwise you will run around later...

"Oh, hi, Dash. Well, thank God, Kiryusha was returned.

"What are you doing here?" "Here, I wanted to help. Issued a kinship certificate.

-Are you stunned?! You should have asked me first.

-What does it matter who returns the child and how? The main thing is that they returned it.

Did you make it first?" Excellent. And if they didn't, I'd have custody

issued it. "I don't want anything from you.

This is my child and only mine. -So no one argues with this.

But any of us need help at some point. And then I told him too

not a stranger. "Don't you dare go near him,

understand?" I'll say it again: I don't need anything from your family.

"Well, did you find it?"

"Should I have?"- no. But that's the point.

"Which one?" "That he's looking for you."

You subconsciously chose your son over your husband. And with Nikita to you

very lucky... at first. He had his first relationship

based on the "mother-son" principle.

And with you, he performed his role perfectly.

Until I met her - my first archetypal image of mommy.

You can start a war with the cashier over "sonny",

or you can just understand that you are not his mother.

You're his ex. And this is also normal. And it won't get lost without you.

Well, it will be much easier for you without it.

- thanks. -The best thing you can do right now

to do so is simply to let it go.

"You may be dismissed."

"Indeed. I guess I can.

"Tink!

LYRICAL SONG IN ENGLISH

- "Prince Ivan climbed over the wall, saw the tower. On the window stands

the golden cage". And who's sitting in it, look? Who is it?

"A pony. "No, it's a firebird.

"He took the bird and stared at the cage. I forgot that the Wolf

he was told not to touch her..."

LYRICAL SONG IN ENGLISH

- hi.

I thought you were at work." Or do you have a health day today?

Or a sanitary night? What's the right thing to do?

CLICKS ON "STOP" AND THE MUSIC STOPS

"I lied to you, Tem.

I went there for three nights. Well, I was looking at what was going on...

I thought I could.

But when I sat down in front of the camera... I ran away.

I think I'm the only fool in the family.

"Not the only one.

LYRICAL SONG IN ENGLISH