Original subtitles

"Break free"

"from your ties."

"Cross borders."

"Paint over the old world."

"Love, peace and freedom"

"ideas and humor."

"Let them mock you."

"Be inspirational."

"Let in the breeze."

"We are"

"the "new map"."

My name is Goro.

Just a moment.

I won't be much longer.

Let me tell you my story.

"Don't Shoot The Piano Player!"

It all started with something I just did.

It all started with something I just did.

It all started with something I just did.

That's why she's running

and why men are chasing her.

She runs down alleys and avenues to

the festival tower.

Goro!

Stop right there!

Are you OK?

I'm ready. My mind is made up.

Mr. Daimon? It's about Fujiko.

Mr. Daimon, answer the phone!

Fujiko!

Fujiko?

Fujiko.

Fujiko?

Fujiko...?

Where are you?

Where is she?

Fujiko?

Fujiko.

"So long, see you again."

"Love from Fujiko"

Fujiko...

What's wrong?

This is Daimon, aka Mad Dog.

His adorable Fujiko escaped today so he's irate.

"Daimon"

Fujiko...

Please stop!

Goro!

Goro?

Hey, girlie! What's up?

I'm Fujiko and I'm being chased!

Fujiko!

You can hide between my legs.

You're safe there.

Fujiko, don't go!

Come back!

Mr. Daimon!

He always wears that elaborate mask and

no one's seen him without it.

Are you OK?

She's wrong if she thinks she can get away from me!

This room fucking stinks!

He can smell 1,000 times more than dogs.

Dogs can smell 100 million times more than humans.

So he can smell 100 billion times more than humans.

It could be hearsay.

Mr. Daimon!

Daimon runs and Joe follows. That's all they can do.

It's because of me that everyone's running around.

Mr. Kudo? Things are crazy since you left!

Where's she?

What the hell?

Did you see a girl?

Go away!

It's safe.

Thank you!

- Way to go! - Yay!

You on the run?

Go the opposite way!

- OK! - That way!

Fujiko!

Fujiko?

You after the girl? She went there.

I know! I don't need any help.

Stay!

Are you Goro's friend?

Uuugh, Fujiko!

Who am I? I'll introduce myself later.

Now back to the story.

I love you!

First let me introduce this lovely lady, Fujiko.

"Fujiko"

She runs

for me!

She runs for me. Only for me!

Fujiko!

You should forget her.

- Shut up! - Mr. Daimon.

I'll kill you!

Kill me anytime, sir. I'm ready.

Damn it!

Mr. Daimon.

Are you OK?

- It hurts! - Are you OK, Mom?

Oh God, it looks painful...

- Her knee... - You empathizing again?

He's Joe.

"Joe"

Mr. Daimon.

An ex-prizefighter.

He's slow!

Knock him out!

You won. Do what you like.

When he went pro, his weakness became clear.

He closed his eyes when he hit opponents.

He's so empathic that he felt sorry for those he hit.

That was it for his boxing career.

And why he wound up where he is.

Poor thing!

Get back here.

Fujiko.

Run!

Beethoven's best passage.

Let me tell you about myself.

About the day Fujiko came on to me.

As usual I was patting a guinea pig at Petting Square.

Oh, those strokes of yours!

How beautiful!

Your fingers!

I'm a pianist.

I pat anything I love. The piano, guinea pigs...

What do you want?

Let's go.

Please. I'm going to the library.

Stay away.

What do you go there for?

To find rare books.

If you want me, set this off.

Here. Keep it!

That guy was full of himself...

What's with him?

I love you!

Be my girl.

OK!

What is he?

How dare you!

Joe!

Have you ever been madly in love?

No, sir!

Tell me, Yoko!

Have you been madly in love?

No.

Then they have no right to interfere with our love!

I dated many women to forget about Fujiko.

One woman after the other.

Isn't Modigliani the best?

Pardon me?

Osamu Dazai captures the spirit of his time and

alerts us to oppression in modern Japan.

Yes.

What do you think of Mt. Fuji?

Fujiko?

No, Mount Fuji.

Fujiko!

He's strange...

Fujiko, oh!

Why her?

She's vulgar and moronic.

And trashy...

That girl...

She's burned into my mind.

I think of her any time of the day every day.

Why?

Damn it!

She's on my mind.

Wow, lovely cells!

Look at this!

This scientist

is a perfect woman.

No one's as beautiful and intelligent.

These cells affect oxytocin in our system.

To be fugitives from mortality.

Fujiko?

No, I said "fugitives!"

Fujiko!

I love someone else.

- Go back to the lab! - What's going on?

- Go now! - Wait!

I couldn't help myself.

I set off the firework, like she said.

"Waiting for you"

Gotta go.

That was just now.

Fujiko, wait!

Hold it there!

Stop!

- I love you! - Fujiko.

- Fujiko. - I love you!

- I love you! - I love you!

I'm here right now.

I love her.

I love you.

I love you.

Run, Melos.

Run, Melos.

I love her. I love her.

I love her.

I love her.

I love you!

I love you!

Fujiko, I love you!

Fujiko

- Fujiko - I love you

I love you

Run, Melos.

Run, Melos.

Run, Melos.

Run, Melos.

But with such an amazing sense of smell

he'd find her.

There's no hiding from him.

Fujiko!

It was wonderful! You're a genius.

Such delicate fingers.

Your fingers are so sensual.

Play me!

I thought she'd be safe.

But we underestimated Daimon's superior sense of smell.

There I was, fooling with her.

That's who I am, a fool.

You're fucking dead!

I want you to tell me.

What did you do to my lovely Fujiko?

I was playing her

as if she were a piano.

A piano?

So that's Fujiko...

First

I put my fingertips on her eyelids and lips...

Yes! It must be Beethoven.

Passionata...

Passionata!

What the hell?

Tanizaki...

Passionata.

Oniroku Dan.

Listen, bastard! You'll pay for this.

OK, Joe?

Crush his fingers.

Now!

Bastard!

Marquis de Sade!

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'll get myself some Japanese food.

Take this.

How ungrateful!

Are you OK? Why are you here?

Let me guess...

Are you one of those street poets selling poems?

Like old times.

OK, I know. Are you still using a flip phone?

I'm hungry.

OK, I see. Great timing. What do you want to eat?

Sushi? You want to go for sushi?

Not the conveyor belt type.

Imagine selling sushi like that!

They really exist! Come on.

You're hungry, right? Let's go.

Hold it there. Sorry to bother you but...

Do you know this young woman?

Do you, sir?

No.

You don't. What do you want with her?

She's hungry so I...

You used force...

I didn't.

She was resisting.

No. You got me wrong.

- Let's move into the light. - Why?

Okay, sir. We'd like to have a little talk...

- Talk. - To the car, please.

- What car? - Just get in!

I don't want to!

- Don't talk back. - I said no!

- I won't go. - Just for a bit.

For a bit? No!

Stop messing around.

You are, not me! I said no!

Where is she?

Ouch! That hurts!

You resisting arrest?

- It hurts! - Do not resist.

Is because of Olympic

Tokyo becomes really difficult to live in

Life's getting tougher here.

Who are you?

You need to know?

Not really...

What did you do?

You need to know?

Aren't you cold? I'm cold.

You're so lightly dressed. Are you OK?

There are more women here tonight.

First I'll sing a song I wrote for women.

It's called "Light Blue." Enjoy.

Sorry! No photos please!

Let's go from the top.

This is "Light Blue."

I don't understand... What's going on?

What's happening?

You OK?

What is this? I don't get it!

- What? - It's gone!

It's all gone! How spooky.

Help! I don't understand!

This is crazy! Let's go home.

Come on! It's not funny.

I'm going. This is scary.

Open the door to the deepest part of your heart.

Is it open?

Is it?

OK, here I go. It's called "One of Us is a Thief."

Whoops! Sorry guys. What the hell's going on?

You know how it goes.

Things like this happen, right?

It's OK. It happens to anyone.

I'm doing my best!

Once more. "One of Us is a Thief."

What the...?

Why?

Yuck...

Did you do something obscene with him?

No, as if I would.

But her customer said...

He's wrong. We don't provide that kind of service.

We can't let her off.

Can you come with me over there?

But nothing happened!

Then we'll talk about nothing.

- You too. - I've done nothing.

OK. Haruka could you join us please...?

Just for a while.

See my bruise? Should I sue you?

Shut up.

Watch it.

Be quiet!

This is a police station!

Mr. Shingo Katori?

It's your turn. Come in.

This is your 6th arrest.

And you're doing more now.

Sorry.

You told me that you can't stop yourself but...

If you're that into graffiti, get permission.

Some places allow it.

Sorry.

It's vandalism and you can be charged for it.

Some people like graffiti

Just the one gallery owner who said...

"I wanted a Katori painting

and then one morning I found one on the wall."

Others complained.

You're a well-known artist! Use paper.

Sorry.

How about singing?

Pardon?

You like singing. That's better than vandalism.

I should sing?

Not too loudly... You'd get reported.

Paint at home and sing outside.

I should sing...

Alone?

Or with a friend. Form a band.

I'm not your producer

but you've got a pile of songs.

I've done nothing!

I know but it's not safe walking around on your own.

I don't have friends.

Oh, really.

Can we be friends?

No!

It's easy!

- I'll text you. - No.

Come on!

You're not finished yet.

Is there more?

Yes. Come on.

Take my advice.

OK, thanks.

See you.

Ma'am, weren't you his...

Huh?

...groupie.

Go to "B" camera.

"Until We Meet Again" by Kiyohiko Onozaki

What's wrong?

What?

From the top.

Sorry. I just...

What's wrong with you?

I didn't forget the words.

They've gone!

It makes no sense.

It's gone!

"Shingo and the Song Eater"

It's gone...

"Please stand by"

For real...?

What inspires you to paint?

It depends. There are many things.

Sometimes I want to paint when I'm happy.

Or the opposite.

Like when?

When I'm anxious.

Paint at home.

Paint at home.

Paint at...

OK. First of all...

How about a red cloud?

Sing outside.

Paint at home and sing outside. You promised.

I didn't promise. I just said...

Maybe I promised.

It's a crime. I know you're an artist

but obey the law.

OK, enough!

I'll sing. I will.

What shall I sing?

Anything you want...

Enough already!

Shut up.

OK. I'll sing that one.

OK. I'll sing another one.

OK, this song's a sure bet. For sure.

What the...?

Is this real?

What...?

Hey!

What's wrong with you?

My stomach hurts.

Your stomach?

It hurts.

But...

What now...?

What's going on?

Is that a wig...?

OK, calm down. We have to calm down.

You might have lost "Until We Meet Again"

but I think it'll come back...

What do you think you're doing? Don't be stupid!

Pull this end.

Don't be ridiculous. I won't!

- Pull it. - No!

I can't go on anymore.

Don't do this to yourself.

I'm finished!

Calm down!

OK, I know.

What is that thing?

I got it for my birthday.

It's from that muscly baker. It's real.

Wait!

So long!

Thank you for all you've done for me.

No!

No, please don't!

You only lost "Until We Meet Again" right?

You have other songs.

But "Until We Meet Again" is my reason to live!

- Let me go. - No!

- Let go! - No, never!

Don't!

Goodbye!

Please don't!

It's empty...

Please don't!

Don't...

"Songs Missing! Singers lose their voices"

Is it better?

Your stomach?

I'm fine.

Good.

Did you eat too much?

So you are, uh...

You eat songs?

Songs are your staple food?

Staple?

What I mean is...

Songs are your main diet?

That's all I eat.

Oh, really...

So you ate my songs. All of them.

Sorry.

Really? Don't eat them then!

How do you eat songs?

With my mouth.

Are they good?

Good songs are. Bad songs aren't.

Tell me your name.

Song Eater.

- Song...what? - Song Eater.

So you survive by eating songs?

All living things have to eat.

But look at poor Onozaki and those other singers!

And me.

Don't you feel guilty?

Grandma said to put my life first.

They're good.

You think so?

Thank you.

Who did them?

They look yummy.

No way! You already ate all my songs.

Your paintings are musical...

Undigested songs can be recovered.

If you ate it.

If I ate what?

Poo.

If I ate poo? Your poo?

If I did, I'd get my songs back?

You might.

You just went to the toilet?

But you flushed it.

You didn't?

Don't you flush?

Why not?

Gross...

I'll get my songs back if I ate it?

Your songs wouldn't be out yet.

They're in here.

Right...

What's this then?

Hello?

- How have you been? - Hi, Shingo, you look well.

Is Kiyohiko home?

He can't really talk now.

Hi, Kiyohiko! How are you?

Who is he...?

Oh, it's you, Shingo.

What's this?

Have a bite of it, please.

Not now...

Just a bite.

OK, I'll tell you what.

I'll take it with me to the heaven gates.

Come on, just a bite.

I have no time. I have to catch the train to heaven.

Take a smell.

No, really.

Just a little.

Smell it?

I know this smell...!

Smells familiar...

Nice. What is it?

Bread? A dumpling?

Yes.

And you are...?

Song Eater.

Just take a little bite of it.

It's good!

Alright!

It's delicious.

What is it?

I know that flavor from somewhere.

Your hair! It's getting darker by the second!

"Until the day we meet The day we can meet again"

"I don't want to know why you left me..."

I'm glad it ended well.

Right?

Maybe you've digested my songs by now?

I don't know.

You don't...

I'll wait. Nothing else matters.

Want some?

Coffee often brings on a BM...

Yeah, right.

But I have to help it along.

Not today. Maybe tomorrow morning.

OK...

Why don't you stay over?

Can I sleep with you?

OK. Sure.

Have a good night sleep

and do a nice poo tomorrow morning.

Hey, don't you think Tokyo's changed in a bad way?

Right. The economy hasn't improved.

Yeah.

Hey, how about having sex with me?

Yeah?

There's a bed in the eel restaurant.

Eels need to sleep in a bed, you know?

You were serious about sleeping together?

Sing me a lullaby.

A lullaby?

You're too old.

Please. I can't sleep.

If you insist...

Sleep, my little one, sleep

The sheep and the birdies rest

The garden and the meadow...

Of course you ate it.

It's the most delicious so far.

Song Eater!

Song Eater?

Oh no...

She ate them all.

Unbelievable!

"To Hikari from Wataru"

It hurts...

What the hell...?

My finger!

"I borrowed your finger."

"I borrowed your finger"?

Like I could put it back on!

You horny old asshole.

You'll pay for what you did with my wife.

Take responsibility.

But how...

No, please...

Who is this?

Cute. She your daughter?

Yes.

So you're a player, too.

You scumbag.

What about this?

Look at this.

It's a scoop...

For a tabloid.

But I'm just a company employee...

Will I make the headlines?

Don't underestimate tabloids.

I'm not...

"An Employee Caught Cheating" You'll be on TV too.

I don't know...

Come on.

- What? - Very funny.

Don't play the fool.

Money!

You're hilarious.

Get a photo.

I'm nobody...

- Shut up. - Would tabloids care?

Take it.

Smile, that's good. Smile.

What's that for?

It proves that you have seedy mob connections.

You're seedy.

Shut up!

What's this?

Work harder, you loser.

I do work...

A tabloid would pay 1 million yen.

No way...

Shut up and get out!

Out.

Move faster! Get going.

What the hell?

Out, you creep.

Go on.

You idiot!

Shut up, you horny moron!

Hey, stop...

Get off me!

You enjoyed it.

It's sexual harassment!

Harassment? You seduced him.

You're totally immoral.

You asshole!

I need money to find Wataru!

There's no morality in this rotten world!

My sweet Wataru was taken away from me.

There's no morality.

If there is...

Give him back to me!

Ask God to give him back!

Give Wataru back.

Give my Wataru back!

Stop that!

Get off me!

Sir.

We did everything we could to save your son.

Wataru was such a fighter but...

What's this going to get us?

Get out then.

I didn't ask you to come with me.

I'll do it myself. I'll find his right hand.

We can't meet the kid who got Wataru's hand.

Who said I'd meet him?

I'll look from a distance.

Why did you come, you coward?

You can go back.

You never spent time with Wataru.

I practically raised him by myself.

OK, throw it!

Let's go again.

Right here!

What a great pitch!

Wataru!

Don't become a loser like your dad!

I won't!

OK!

Say it aloud!

I'll never

become a loser like Dad!

Strike!

Once more!

I'll never

become a loser

like Dad!

Strike!

Wataru...

He was meant to be a Major League ballplayer.

With that right hand. He and I shared that dream...

Mommy's deluded dream.

He could throw a ball at 100 mph.

A kid his age? You're like Kaneda.

Who's Kaneda?

Don't you know Masaichi Kaneda?

A 400-game winner.

They had no velocity speed guns

so he lied and said he threw at 110 mph.

You don't know Kaneda but you coached Wataru?

Wataru could've won 800 games.

You're going too far.

MLB-class or not

his right hand no longer belongs to him! Do you understand?

Shut up, loser!

Pull over.

Where are we?

There are no kids around here!

There are no people living in this place!

You're a moron.

Where are we?

Aomori? Or maybe Morioka?

- Different classifications! - What?

One's a prefecture and one's a city!

Can't you read a map?

I'm bad at geology.

Damn, which way is north?

Where's north?

Where the missiles come from.

Missiles won't give me directions!

Anyway, looking for Wataru's hand is so random.

This junk has no GPS navigation!

Look at this map!

It has the whole of Japan on it.

It's so huge! You know how huge it is?

Do you?

- It was smaller on the globe. - Moron!

He's near here.

OK, George Tokoro.

Give me your smart phone. It has a map.

You know how to use it?

Whoa, it's slippery!

What the hell is wrong with it?

Why did you do that?

What?

Your finger.

Because I quit.

To look for Wataru.

You are a moron.

You quit now?

It's too late!

Wataru won't come back!

Why north?

How do you know the kid with the hand transplant is there?

I have a homing instinct.

Animals have a homing instinct.

And mothers have maternal instincts.

We don't need maps because we have our wombs.

A mother

knows by instinct where to find her son.

A mother and a child are connected through the womb.

"I'm up north!"

Hey, check this out.

"An Okinawa girl is missing after transplant surgery."

Okinawa?

That's south!

Which way? What's going on?

Why are there so many cops?

Who said Wataru was up north?

Shut up.

Your womb told you, did it? Is yours broken?

Officer!

This man's sexually harassing me.

Enough.

- Come on! - Sir!

Can I ask you some questions?

Officers.

You're not locals. Why are you here?

Sightseeing? I guess this isn't a honeymoon.

Where have you been?

Uh, to the beach and stuff.

The beach? Which one?

The Pacific.

What happened? There are so many cops around.

- Someone was kidnapped. - What?

A kid?

Yes, it's a poor little girl.

She had a hand transplant so we have to find her.

Her hand?

She's a famous doctor's daughter.

She lost her mom so she wanted to be

a surgeon to cure diseases.

Then she lost a hand in an accident.

She had a transplant so she can pursue her dream.

Stop talking!

Sorry.

By the way, this isn't exactly beach season.

What are you really here for?

I've been telling you.

For the Okinawan...tiger thing.

You know the huge one.

- And the noodles. - What?

No U.S. military bases!

No V-22 Osprey!

Who's in charge? Get me the architect!

No war! No violence! Who designed the V-22 aircraft?

- I want my money back! - OK, that's enough.

Calm down.

Come here.

Those activists from the mainland mean trouble.

But she said the "V-22's architect."

Never mind that.

You two, there are no bases here.

Go somewhere else to demonstrate.

You're up to date with the news!

It's common knowledge. Don't you watch TV?

What's an Osprey?

A nuke bomb.

Wow, really.

We can't do anything with cops around.

I'll find her.

Wataru's hand...

It will save many lives some day.

So...

I'll find the girl.

If the kidnapper

gave the girl even one scratch

I'll make him pay.

Give me that.

Hey!

Is this Wataru's favorite ball?

Give me your phone.

It's me.

It's been a while.

Please.

Marry me.

Please. I've always loved you.

How long for?

For 5 long years.

5 years ago I was only...

It was love at first sight.

I saw you going to school and...

That hurt...!

Who the hell are you?

No! Don't...!

Take responsibility for your actions.

Pay the price.

Please don't!

Don't!

...both abductor and victim were found.

We have an update on the kidnapping.

The girl who's been missing for 5 days

was found unharmed by police.

Wataru.

Mom...

You're his mom?

Wataru...

So he was a boy.

Thank you, Wataru.

Yuko, we've got to go.

Thank you for saving me!

What's your name?

Hikari.

Thank you, Hikari.

Dad!

You're his dad!

I'll be just like you!

Someone

who helps

others!

Wataru! It hurts!

If you're ready to know all there is to know

squint your eyes and look hard.

Somewhere in the tiny spot of light

lies the truth!

Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the Kuso Universe!

"Welcome to the Kuso muthafuckin Universe"

"Spark passion in a bunch a bastards"

"Y'all know me, I'm the ruler"

"Are you ready for this?"

"Seen anything this big? Forget all your worries"

"An absent-minded pianist"

"He's a genius, so they say"

"Busted for vandalism and got his songs stolen"

"They're all caught up with their own stupidity"

"All the lovable bastards Get down and boogie, y'all"

"Badass bastard, scared of nothing"

"Nothing wrong with being a badass bastard"

"Get lower than the lowest and have a ball"

"It's only now that matters"

"No time for being righteous"

"Live the life of a bastard, some think you're a hero"

"God bless the bastards!"

I've been waiting for you...

He's playing!

And Fujiko is by his side!

Yeah.

But I crushed his fingers with a hammer!

Joe.

The fingers you crushed were

mine.

A robotic hand...

No! This can't be happening!

What happened?

You close your eyes

when you empathize with someone you hurt.

You've got delicate hands.

Like a woman's.

Go on, crush it!

That's not true! I crushed his finger!

Crush another finger!

Another one!

Go on!

Another finger!

The last one!

Look at him grin.

"I was such a jerk"

"I was so arrogant"

"I couldn't treat anyone right"

"then you came in to my life"

"You were shivering like a kitty dumped on the alley."

"Though, you actually lifted me up and saved me"

Fujiko fell for his talent.

You're right.

He took her away from you. So I have to crush his fingers!

Wait!

Sit.

Yes, sir.

I can't damage the fingers she loves.

Fujiko!

I love you!

My fingers are useless except

when I pick my nose.

Just watch. I'll win in the end.

I'll get Fujiko back.

It'd be worthless if I lost to a pianist who can't play piano.

Mr. Daimon!

Mr. Daimon!

What?

Mr. Daimon, I love you!

Spare me.

"All of the things, you showed me the way"

Let's begin!

OK, that's our song.

But don't eat it.

I'll be back.

"It was such a desperate place"

"That was where we started"

"It was such a hopeless place"

"That was where we tried to get out"

"I hear this annoying song called"

"Give up! you stupid"

"I hear someone's voice like ringing in my ear says"

"Cut it off and stay there stupid"

"All by myself, plodded along"

"On the way back home in the late night"

"with my frustration, I looked up to the curved moon"

"But hey, actually I felt good in the hopeless place"

"Dreams were all over me"

I never knew playing piano was so fun!

"Behind of that moon, there was"

"The scent of the future, which I smelled before"

"When I reached my hands"

"Surely somewhere in this world, I can find my fellows"

"Sweet dream, good child"

"Over this night sky"

"There will be a promised place"

"Let's sing our new song together!"

Hi, it's me again.

It's good to see Shingo singing, isn't it?

Singing?

Singing!

Why can he? And it's a new song too.

Here's why.

"How to make Rainbow Bagels"

How colorful!

You knead them well, one at a time.

Apply pressure tenderly.

Tenderly...

Then roll it out.

- Use both hands. - Like this?

Turn it over.

There it is.

Let me show you what's next.

Shape it and

make both ends thinner.

And you twist it like this.

How pretty!

Hold it.

We gave it a twist

then another twist.

Like that.

Then press it down with your palm.

There!

- Well done! - Thank you.

Put the bagel in.

Turn it quickly like this.

With one hand.

It's not easy!

All of Shingo's songs

and all his paintings

and the lullaby

mixed with yeast, sugar and salt.

It's no longer poo.

Done!

So pretty!

It's done.

That's how you bake a rainbow bagel. Give it a try.

Thank you.

Allow me.

SING! SHINGO! SING!

"He's back, this is my true self"

"I'll sing freely from now on"

"I can do anything, it means I'm perfect"

"I finally here got through a severe route of a dungeon"

"feels like this isn't me"

"But this is actually my true self, right?"

"Someone said, life is a movie"

"Let's sail on"

"There is a vast ocean in front of us."

"We hold our map for this voyage"

Great song...

Mr. Kudo!

Thank you.

See, it's a real gun.

Try it.

Is it OK?

Who are you?

It's me.

Oh, it's you!

Hello, Brother.

I know I left the Family.

So you owe me nothing

but you're the only one

I can count on.

It's here.

You've been so helpful... I don't know what to say.

I owe you, big boss...

Forget it.

I can smell better.

Thank you.

OK.

Here I go.

I think he's redeemed himself.

"I borrowed your finger"

I'll give it back.

"Hey, I'm in love with the lies"

"the truth becomes so shallow"

"We're so complicated aren't we?"

"Hey, it's so fun in the dark"

Let's play ball.

"it's so hard in the bright light"

Hey!

I can't. It's hard to catch with this.

It's really hard.

Whoops.

Move!

It's Wataru's ball!

"I believe there are my fellows somewhere in this world"

Out of my way, bastards!

"I'm not alone"

"I'll laugh out loud"

"coz, there are my fellows somewhere in this world"

"Sweet dream, good child"

"Over this night sky"

"There will be a promised land"

"Let's sing our new song together!"

If you're ready to know all there is to know

squint your eyes and look hard.

Somewhere in the tiny spot of light

lies the truth!

Truth is not something lying around.

Nor something you make up.

Truth is where you find it.

Is the truth you found valuable?

Or is it garbage?

Maybe it's valuable garbage.

It's not up to you to judge.

Who then?

I'll be the judge!

OK, bastards, time to wake up.

Don't look away from the light!

It begins this very moment!

The rest of your life begins right now!

But that's another story.

"Oh, you just called me"

"My bad, I couldn't pick up"

"hope It's not an emergency"

"Actually, I'm at the movie theater right now"

"And just finished watching the movie"

"which I wanted to see"

"Yeah, it was good"

"It wasn't bad at all"

"A huge comet got so close"

"And is about to hit Earth"

"It was only a few hours before it crashes"

"So people on Earth"

"Every single one of them"

"They tried to call their loved ones"

"The truth is, you're the one I love the most."

"At the end of the day, I love you the most..." Like that...

"In a few hours"

"Earth will end"

"Anyone will, in the end"

"it's natural to call someone special to tell their feelings"

"Though,"

"There was the next morning"

"For some reason, a comet missed crashing into Earth"

"True panic started there"

"Coz, all of the people on Earth"

"Confessed their true feeling"

"at the night before, all together"

"to their loved ones"

"At the time I saw this movie..."

"Aye, you just called me right?"

"My bad, I couldn't pick up your call"

"Hope it's not an emergency"

"In fact,"

"to the person you love"

"to your loved one"

"Is there time to call and confess to that person"

"It means the end of Earth"

"will it actually come?"

Goro Inagaki

Shingo Katori

Tsuyoshi Kusanagi

Tadanobu Asano

Shinnosuke Mitsushima

Fumika Baba

Sena Nakajima

Machiko Ono

Hirofumi Arai

Kentaro

Narushi Ikeda

Production ATARASHIICHIZU

Producers Taku Tada

Takaaki Yamazaki Naruhiro Gonpa

Original Concept Taku Tada

Executive Producer Michi Iijima

General Producer Seigo Ishizuka

"Don't Shoot the Piano Player!" Written and Directed by Sion Sono

"Shingo and the Song Eater"

Written and Directed by Kenji Yamauchi

"To Hikari From Wataru"

Written and Directed by Hikari Ota

"A New Song"

Written and Directed by Yuichi Kodama

2018 ATARASHIICHIZU MOVIE

English subtitles by Dean Shimauchi

The subtitles are transcribed and retimed by chocos (twitter:@neet21_)