Original subtitles

(dark music)

(ominous vocals)

(happy orchestral music begins)

♪ If you go down in the woods today, ♪

♪ You're in for a big surprise. ♪

♪ If you go down in the woods today, ♪

♪ You better go in disguise!

♪ For every bear that ever there was ♪

♪ Will gather there for certain because ♪

♪ Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic ♪

(loud screaming)

(bear roaring)

♪ If you go down in the woods today ♪

♪ You're sure of a big surprise ♪

♪ If you go down in the woods today ♪

♪ You better go in disguise!

♪ For every bear that ever there was ♪

♪ will gather there for certain because ♪

♪ Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic ♪

(suffocated scream)

♪ Every Teddy Bear who's been good is sure of a treat today ♪

♪ There's lots of marvelous things to eat ♪

♪ And wonderful games to play

♪ Beneath the trees where nobody sees ♪

♪ They'll hide and seek as long as they please ♪

♪ This is the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic ♪

♪ Picnic time for Teddy Bears

♪ The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today ♪

♪ Watch them, catch them unawares ♪

♪ And see them picnic on their holiday ♪

♪ See them gaily gad-about

♪ They love to play and shout

♪ They never have any cares

(terror scream)

♪ At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies ♪

♪ Will take them home to bed

♪ Cause they're tired little Teddy Bears ♪

(Teddy Bears clapping)

♪ If you go down in the woods today ♪

♪ You better not go alone

♪ It's lovely down in the woods today, ♪

♪ It's safer to stay at home

♪ For every bear that ever there was, ♪

♪ Will gather there for certain because, ♪

♪ Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic. ♪

(man screaming desperately)

(happy orchestral music ending)

(mysterious music begins)

(music deepens)

(low rhythmics intensifying repeatedly)

(crunch)

(eating chips with loud crunches)

(checkout scanner beeping)

(scanner starts beeping again)

(spaceship hum)

(humming ends)

(indistinct radio chatter)

(knocking on car window)

(indistinct murmuring)

(indistinct murmuring restarts)

(music intensifies)

(music tension lessens)

(mysterious music ends)

(knocking)

(door opening)

(knocking)

- Hey Lin, he's here for some of his stuff

is that all right?

- Yeah.

What's with the name tag?

- Speed dating.

- Already?

- Where's my box?

- What box?

- My last box of stuff.

- Teddy, there is no last box.

You took everything.

- Don't play games with me.

I have important in that box.

That's my bear.

- You gave this to me.

- Yeah. How I want it back.

- Not a chance.

- I had to give you back my watch.

- Teddy,

this bear has gotten me through so many tearful nights.

You can't put a price on that.

- A 14 bucks at a gas station in Encino, I want it.

- No.

- Do you want me to be ruthless?

Huh? Because I will.

I'll be downright evil.

You don't know this. You don't understand,

but I will kill you, Lindsay.

I'll kill Thom.

[Teddy] I'll kill you.

I'll kill every roommate you got in this place.

Just give me the box.

I got to piss.

When I get back, I'm gonna take the box

and I'm going to take the bear.

[Lindsay] I hate this.

- Yeah,

you can have some of my onion.

(both laugh)

(ominous music)

You see where I put my knife?

- No.

Teddy took it.

- I literally just put it down two seconds ago.

That's not possible.

(distant whimpers)

- Teddy.

(scary music)

- Oh.

- No.

(hard rock music)

(dark music)