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(dramatic music) (metallic zing)

(foreboding music)

(static fizzing)

(plastic clunk)

(distorted voice)

- Do you want to watch another episode?

Hey!

Do you want to watch another episode?

- Oh, er yeah, er why don't you get it started

and I'm going to go grab a beer.

- Okay.

(intense music)

(glass rattling)

(plastic clicks)

(synthesized whoosh)

(liquid sloshing)

(intense synthesized vibration)

(liquid sloshing)

(synthesized booming)

(intense music)

(computer chiming)

- Hey man, what's up?

- Hey dude.

Er, craziest thing just happened.

I was pouring a beer into a glass

and the glass stayed empty.

I know it sounds weird, but do you know what's up with that?

I am so confused.

- Oh yeah, dude.

Sounds like you have a cursed beer glass.

- What?

- Yeah, a cursed beer glass.

I have a few myself.

A witch or a voodoo princess probably got ahold of it

and cursed it.

- What?

- I mean, it could have been a fairy or a troll.

Who knows?

(robotic beeping)

- Well. (sighs)

- Listen, I work at a brewery in L.A.

and we get all kinds of crazy folks coming in.

We've had a few altercations involving curses,

it's no big deal.

I keep those glasses pretty much as party favors.

So just pour that glass into another one.

Boom!

Everything will be fine.

(robotic vibration)

- Hey dude.

Thanks for calling, I've got to head.

I've got a phone call with my girlfriend

to talk about which "Lethal Weapon" movie is best.

Peace.

(computer beeps)

(electricity fizzes) (wind whooshes)

- What?

(dramatic music)

(liquid sloshes) What?

No way.

- Oh, thanks for pouring me one, too.

I see you found our cursed beer glass.

- What?

- Yeah, a witch came by a year or so ago and cursed it.

- What?

- Pretty neat, huh?

Well you better hurry up.

We've got eight seasons left in two and a half minutes.

- What the (wooden boom)

("Telekinesis" by Joshua Powell)

♪ Witches

♪ Never look like

♪ Witches do in your mind's eye ♪

♪ And when blackbirds

♪ Peck out your green eyes

♪ I won't be able to act surprised. ♪

(computer chimes)

("Do you even love me" by Sarah Angel)

(computer dings)

- [Rebecca] Yeah, Emily?

- [Emily] Rebecca the online seance

was supposed to start at 1:00 AM.

- [Rebecca] Okay.

"The Book of Faces," right?

- [Emily] Everyone is waiting for you.

Oh my God.

- The book of faces.

(Rebecca groans in frustration)

Where is it?

Lame.

Oh, found it.

("Do you even love me" by Sarah Angel)

My face.

Ooh, my face.

- That's face.

(speaks in foreign language)

- You look fine, Rebecca.

Really.

- (laughs) Emily busted you, Rebecca.

I knew she would.

- (laughs) Troy.

- [Peyton] Shouldn't we start the seance now?

- All right, "The Book of Faces."

- [Troy] And wait for it.

- Creepy.

All right, so we gonna start this online seance, or not?

- Okay, yes, Teddy.

I'll do that.

- [Teddy] All right.

- We've got a lot of scripture to cover here.

- (scoffs) Scripture.

You are taking this stuff way too serious, Emily.

(electricity fizzes)

- It's.

- You are so pale.

When's the last time you went outside. (laughs)

- Yes, Emily.

We go on "The Book of Faces" website,

we say the chant, and wish the devil give you a life.

(everyone laughing)

- It's not about wishes.

- I don't need a wish.

- From Canon 1957: "In the coming digital dawn

computers will allow us to harness the power of numerology,

and then the stars.

Soon, everyone will have a digital self.

A totem on the digital plane allowing him to touch us."

"A digital seance online with him."

- Okay, erm, Emily.

- "No longer will you be crawling to some witches table."

"These machines on that digital plane

will allow the smallest child access to him

from their bedroom."

- Emily, we get it.

Digital Ouija board.

Let's do this already.

I told my fans

I was crossing over to the dark side an hour ago.

- Yeah, you can't fight them, Emily.

You might as well start this chant.

- We aren't ready, but I know how I can train us.

- [Teddy] Train us?

- Train for what?

- [Emily] This is like his symbol.

- [Teddy] Weird.

- [Peyton] What?

- I made it to show how each of us

will represent the five parts during the crossover.

- I have been up all night.

- Oh, shit.

Peyton's right, Emily.

(everyone talking in background)

We have to start the seance now.

Peyton's in Madrid, remember,

it's like seven in the morning there.

- We have, like, 10 chapters to go through.

- What?

(Troy groans) (Teddy laughs)

- As leader of this coven,

we all need to be trained in the art.

I've heard his voice.

We are five members preparing to meet him.

- Meet who, the devil?

(monster groaning) (Troy laughing)

- He does not like that name.

We will each be connected in the video chat like this.

Each of us represented by an element.

Teddy's water, Troy's earth, Rebecca is air.

I can make charm's for each of us.

We can get branches, too.

- You are such a nerd.

- [Troy] Oh man.

- We are not doing occult crafts,

we are going to do the chant like the site says, okay.

We'll gain a wish just like everyone else did.

I'll land my audition on Friday, Troy will find a producer.

- (laughing) "The Book of Faces"

is so much more than stupid music

and dumb auditions. - Whoa.

- You Emily. - Hey now.

- You think this religion.

Religion is dead.

You need to.

(watery squelching) (Emily groans)

(everyone laughing)

- Oh Peyton, I just love you, my little chicken.

Don't mess with us international models incorporated, Emily.

We bad bitches. ("Out West" by Rick Jones)

- [Emily] How do we cast our souls on to his astral plane?

How do we gain an audience with him?

- Oh, yeah!

- [Emily] Okay, dark out of sight magic.

- [Teddy] Guys.

- "Your information can be anywhere at any time

because information has no mass

and information is not affected by time and space."

- Emily.

You, you memorized all that?

- No, it's just there.

- What.

(plastic tapping)

(electricity fizzes) (Teddy sighs)

- Guys we have to get her off this chat or, trust me,

this will go on all night.

- See, I told you this is bigger than wishes.

I'm going to lead you

to another -- - Lead us?

You haven't left your room in like four months.

I've been to Paris and New York in that time.

You're a child.

Try to lead us.

( Peyton speaks in foreign language)

- But Rebecca, you use to always like my adventures.

- Maybe in middle school, but come on and grow up.

I'm a woman now -- - Yeah.

- And you're still acting like a child.

- I could be a woman.

- What?

- [Troy] What was that?

- You know what, I don't care anymore.

We're doing this stupid chant, I'm getting my stupid wish.

Emily, are you in or out?

- I'm not a child.

You can't do the seance without me,

I've learned so much from him.

- Him.

You're a virgin.

You haven't learned anything from a real man, ever.

- Stop it! - Okay, girls, girls.

- Is this virtual boyfriend going to make you a woman?

- Maybe.

- Emily, are you mad with the blood.

(liquid squelching) - [Troy] Oh.

(laughing) That's awesome.

How d'you do that?

- You need a strong vibe to do the proper seance.

I'm the strongest.

We need to work together and trust each other

and trust me, or someone will get hurt.

- Uh-uh, I'm breaking up your little coven

because you need help.

- Shut up.

Look what happens when your five don't trust each other.

- Okay, I never said we were going to do the seance

without five people.

We're going to do the seance without you.

- Rebecca, you bitch.

- [Troy] Oh shit!

- Oh my gosh.

- [Teddy] Crazy man.

- [Troy] Batshit cray.

(intense music)

- Yes, so who do we get at this late hour?

- I've got just the girl

and Emily is going to be so pissed.

- Smart, yeah, make her more angry.

- Hi Katie.

How are you?

Are you alone?

- Rebecca?

Yeah, I'm alone.

- Hey girl.

You remember that thing you saw Emily and I doing

with the online devil site,

and how she wouldn't let you see or read it?

- She never lets me do anything with you guys.

- I know she can be a weirdo.

Anyways, tonight is your lucky night

because I'm going to allow you to take her place.

Would you like to do that?

- Are you doing the seance tonight?

- Uh-huh.

And I want your little witchy behind to be our fifth member.

Can you do that?

- Yes, yes, yes.

- All right.

So you need to listen to what we say

and not be a bitch and start crying.

Okay? - Rebecca! Gosh she's so mean.

- I don't cry.

- Well your half sister, Emily, sure does.

This needs to stay between us so don't go texting her.

- She's not my mom.

Anyways, I'm a bit like Geneva.

My mom's at her boyfriends so Emily can't find me.

- Excellent.

- [Teddy] Nice Katie.

- Well played.

- Okay.

So, since you'll be taking Emily's part

I need you to find a rope, or string, or cord of some type.

- I don't know if I have anything like that.

- She could probably use the charging cord to her phone.

- That's a good idea, Teddy.

Katie go grab your phone charging cord.

- Her tool has not had the ritual done to it.

- Shush, Peyton.

We're past all that.

- [Teddy] Are they mad?

- I'm not sure, this rush is...

- Okay, Katie, this is your rope.

It's a symbol

so as long as you believe it represents a rope,

it will be fine.

It's Emily.

And decline.

Okay, Katie.

So you're going to take your cord

and hold it like this in your left hand.

Perfect.

(wooden clattering)

Now you'll have the first line of the chant,

you see right there on the screen.

- "I bind to him through The Book of Faces."

- [Rebecca] So when you say the chat you'll just take this

and you'll hold it to your forehead.

Okay?

- Easy.

- [Rebecca] Good, all right.

- We should tell her that she needs to believe in her words.

- Peyton, she's 12.

Let's keep it simple. (sighs)

(computer beeping)

Yeah, Emily?

- Rebecca, I am really serious.

You can't do this or else someone will get hurt.

- We are fine, Emily, really.

You need to...

- Katie?

What is Katie doing there.

- [Teddy] Here we go.

(Peyton speaking in foreign language)

- No, no, no, no, no.

Katie, you have to hang up right now.

This is really dangerous.

- Stop telling me what to do.

- Rebecca you can't do this.

You can't bring a child into this.

- I am not a child.

- No, you are not.

Bye Emily.

- Oh God! - Damn you Rebecca.

(computer beeps)

(Rebecca laughs) (everyone sighs)

- All right.

Troy you with us?

- Yeah.

- All right.

Okay.

So what do we do now?

- [Teddy] All right, here, I'll do it.

- Yeah, you do that. (laughs nervously)

- All right,

we're supposed to align the diagram on the website

with the chat window.

- Okay.

Wait.

- [Troy] Oh, I got it.

- There.

Good.

So we just start doing the chant

and follow along with the site?

- [Peyton] That is correct.

- All right.

You ready, Katie?

- [Katie] Yeah.

- On the count of three.

One, two, three.

- "I bind to him through The Book of Faces."

- All right.

"I see lies through him and The Book of Faces."

- What was that?

- [Rebecca And Peyton] Go!

- "I gained power through him and The Book of Faces."

- "I find truth through him and The Book of Faces."

- "I inflict pain through him and The Book of Faces."

- "I bind to him through The Book of Faces."

- [Troy] "I see lies through him and The Book of Faces."

- "I see lies through him and The Book of Faces."

- "I find power through him - - "I find truth through him -

- and The Book of Faces." - in The Book of Faces."

- "I find truth through him in The Book of Faces."

- "I inflict pain through him

in The Book of Faces." - "I bind to him

in The Book of Faces." - "I bind to him

in The book of Faces." - "I see lies through him

and The Book of Faces."

- "I see lies through him."

- "And The Book of Faces." - "The Book of Faces."

- "I find truth through him - - "I find truth

through him." - in The Book of Faces."

- "In The Book of Faces."

- "I bind to him."

- "And The Book of Faces."

- "I find power through him."

- "And The Book of Faces."

- "I bind to him." - "I inflict pain through him

in The Book of Faces."

- "In The Book of Faces."

- "I see lies through him."

- "And through The Book of Faces."

- "I find truth through him."

- "And The Book of Faces." - "I find truth through him

in The Book of Faces."

- "I bind to him." (eerie whispering voices)

(panting heavily)

- "I find power through him."

(Peyton whimpering)

(voices laughing)

- [Peyton] Who's that.

- [Rebecca] Who's that?

(Troy groaning)

(Katie crying)

(Peyton muttering)

- [Rebecca] I'm so cold.

- [Troy] Can't stop.

(eerie voices)

- [Katie] Mom.

(Peyton muttering)

- [Rebecca] Is that the Devil?

(everyone shouting) (intense music)

(liquid squelching)

- (panting) My face.

My face.

(Rebecca breathing heavily)

(echoing footsteps)

(electricity crackles)

(wooden thump) (Rebecca screaming)

- Oh.

(Rebecca whimpers)

He's here. (panting)

(glass thumps)

He's here.

(Rebecca screaming)

"I see lies through him and The Book of Faces."

(Rebecca screams)

"I find truth through him and The Book of Faces."

(Katie crying)

"I inflict pain through him and The Book of Faces."

(Troy panting) (Peyton sobbing)

"I bind to him through The Book of Faces."

(Rebecca screaming)

(liquid squelching)

("Vinegar" by Skies Speak")

♪ The King was dead

♪ My King was dead

(intense music)

♪ We are like sheep

♪ Have gone astray

♪ Each of us turned to our own way ♪

♪ Cut off from the living eyes set on ♪

♪ Destroying darkness within our hearts ♪

♪ Within our hearts

♪ Within my heart

(dark music)

(intense music)

(gentle music)

(plastic clattering)

(telephone dial clicks)

(ringtone trills)

- [Katy] Hello.

- Katy, it's Shaun.

- [Katy] Hey Shaun.

- So, I've really enjoyed miniature golfing with you.

I was wondering if next week

if you'd like to go roller skating?

- [Katy] (laughs) Er, I have this work thing, so.

- Or maybe bowling?

- [Katy] Er.

- I got it, the mall!

- [Katy] Listen, John, you're a really nice guy

but I think we're better suited as friends.

- Was it the cologne?

I know it was the cologne I put too much on.

- [Katy] No, no.

- what about the stain on my shirt?

I didn't know it was there until after the date,

I would have gotten it dry cleaned.

- [Katy] No, not that.

- I got it.

I didn't open the door for you fast enough.

- [Katy] Listen, John, it's not any of that.

It's, you're a really nice guy and I had a good time

but you're just, you're not what I'm looking for.

John?

Are you there?

- Uh-huh.

- [Katy] Listen, I wish you the best of luck out there.

You're a great guy and really nice.

Okay?

- Okay.

- [Katy] You're sweet, don't change.

- I won't.

(plastic rattle)

(soft music)

(metal clinking)

(victim screams)

(drill whizzes)

(gentle music)

(intense music)

(foreboding music)