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(scary music)

(instrumental opera music)

(tires rumbling)

(crickets chirping)

(car door slams) (camera shutters)

(woman cries)

(crickets chirp)

(woman cries)

(board pops)

(board hits ground)

(woman cries) (woman coughs)

(camera shutters) (woman moans)

(camera shutters) (woman moans)

(camera shutters) (woman moans)

(camera shutters) (woman moans)

(camera rustles)

(camera slams)

- you're trespassing.

Leave now or leave bleeding.

(woman moans)

(feet stomp)

- Alright mother fucker.

(feet stomping)

(board pops)

(board hits ground)

(board smacks man's head)

(buzzing) (beep)

(sigh)

- What do you want with me?

- I want nothing to do with you.

And yet here you sit.

(woman gulps)

- The hell's wrong with her?

- Nothing is wrong with her.

She's doing exactly what she's supposed to.

As you know, we have a competition coming up

Miss America.

We'll win it too.

As long as she keeps fueling.

Now the only question left is what to do with you

or rather what to do with your body.

(woman breaths hard)

(man gasps)

(chair crashes)

(man grunts)

(board scrapes floor)

(footsteps)

(heavy breathing) (man smacks door)

(unsettling music) (man smacks door)

(man smacks door)

(wood from door rips)

(wood hits floor)

(gasps) (man chokes)

(knees hit ground) (man chokes)

(objects clatter) (man chokes)

(door creaks)

(objects jostle)

(woman screams)

(liquid flows) (woman screams)

(woman cries)

(skin rips) (woman gasps)

(man stutters) (bones crack)

(light footsteps)

(chimes)

(happy music)

(applause)

(slashing sounds) (screams)

(sirens)

(banging)

(ominous music)

(ominous music) (loud scream)

(scary music)

(laughing)

- And then I said those aren't batter eggs.

They're dildos.

(laughing)

- You know Jack. That's gross.

- Well Iris thought it was funny.

Why are you so skeeved by this Dawn?

- She is Virgin.

- Oh, well maybe we got to change that.

(smack) - [Jack] ow

- Okay. Beanstalk and I are gonna get some firewood.

Jack, Iris and Dawn you set up camp.

- Oh. (chime)

Sorry are you okay Dawn?

- Ya. Ya. I'm good.

(chimes)

- Hey Jill Maybe Dawn could go with you guys?

- Fine by me.

(jump scare sound) (screams)

- What are you doing here?

- We just wanted to go camping.

- Camping? Here?

Don't you know this wood is abandoned?

- Why is this wood so abandoned?

- Why? Why? Because a mad eye doctor killed his wife

with a scalpel. That's why?

He'll murder anyone he sees.

Anyone he finds.

And he's also found a way to appear invisible.

- An eye doctor. Yeah right.

- It's true.

- Is he really invisible?

- Not invisible per say.

You see there's a part of the eye

where veins block the path to your brains.

That's the blind spot.

As an expert on the human eye

he knows exactly where to stand.

- So, so no one can see him.

- Finally. Someone with brains.

Now if I were you I would make like me and head north

out of here.

- You think that's true, Jack?

- He can't scare us Beanstalk.

- That's right biological brother.

Now let's get some firewood.

(scary music)

- Jill. Isn't this enough firewood?

- No, we need more.

- Alright. You're the smart one.

- Hey guys. Can you wait a minute.

I have to go pee.

- Again?

- I can't help it.

- Man, what do you see in her?

- I mean, she's your best friend and plus she's good for me.

- Well, don't say like that.

You can get any girl that you want.

- Oh, thanks Dawn.

That's so nice of you.

- Oof. All this camping is hard work

- I know something else that's hard work.

(laughing)

- I know something else that's hard work.

(laughing)

- What was that?

- What?

(chime)

- I sense something.

- Jack you are just using this as an excuse

because you don't want to make love.

- Come on Iris. You know, I never do that.

(scary music)

(hard breathing)

(screams)

- Hey Beanstalk.

- Yes Dawn.

- What's your real name?

- Oh, don't worry about it.

- Well, I want to know what to call you.

- You can call me Beanstalk.

- Ya, but that's not your real name.

- Ya, but that's what my...

- Guys, guys! He's dead.

- Who's dead Jill?

- The hiker from before. The evil eye doctor. He's real.

(blade slashes)

- Beanstalk no!

(screams)

(knife slashes)

(screams)

(Dawn hits ground)

(Scary music)

- Jack! Iris!

- Dawn! Oh my god. Dawn

- Jill. Beanstalk. Calm down. What happened?

- Dawn is dead.

- Dead? She was still a virgin.

- Dawn is dead and didn't even know my real name.

- What is your real name?

- Don't worry about it.

- It's Clifford.

- Dude!

- Don't you see the hiker was telling the truth.

Someone is killing people.

- I knew I sensed something

- Times like these there's only one thing to do.

(gun jostles)

- Shoot the bastard.

- Iris. Why do you have a shotgun?

- Never leave home without Stevie.

- How do we not notice that on the way up?

- Stevie?

- Guys? The van is dead.

- Dead? It was still a virgin.

- It looks like we're gonna have to

go on foot then.

- Come on guys. Let's head North.

(scary music)

- We saw her die right in from of us.

We did all we could.

Hey we did all we could.

- Shut up biological sister. Shut up.

(jump scare sound)

- It's okay guys.

It's just a cat.

- Alright. Let's keep going.

(blade slashes) (screams)

- Go! Go! Go! Go!

(screams) (blade slashes) (screams)

(screams drowns out Beanstalk) (screams)

- Beanstalk

(screams)

- Idiot

- Help me.

(blade slashes) (blood squirts)

- Come on Iris. Let's get out of here.

- What? Oh my gosh.

(scary music)

- Oh my god. I just shot Beanstalk. I just shot sho-

- Not only that, but Jill

and Dawn are both dead too.

They're all dead. All of them.

What do we have left Iris?

What reason do we have to keep going?

Just tell me that.

What do we have left?

- We have each other Jack.

We have each other.

- I love you Iris.

- I love you too Jack.

(happy music)

- Jack do you remember earlier?

You said you could sense the killer?

- That's right.

I don't know if I could do it again

or how accurate it would be.

- We have to try Jack.

We have to try.

- Alright Iris. For you.

(gun jostles)

- There.

(gun fires) (gasps)

- Did I get 'em?

- Only one way to find out.

- Jack

- Nailed him.

(gasping)

- We did it Iris.

(gasping) (gun hits something)

- Nailed it. We got him.

(blade slashes)

- Jack

(blade slashes)

- Iris

Iris. Iris

(guts moving)

- A scalpel

(scary music)

(gasps)

(music intensifies)

(blade slashes)

(gasping)

- Doctor Vagen. I know it's you. Why?

Why'd you have to kill everyone I care about?

- Oh it's nothing personal. Just revenge against society.

As a young boy I Doctor Kurt Bishop suffered

from collateral strabismus

a deformity better known as lazy eye.

This isolated me from my peers,

but I showed them.

I had a corrective surgery.

It gave me a life.

I became an ophthalmologist,

married a beautiful women,

but after a while my lazy eye began to come back.

No matter what I did I couldn't get it to go away.

All my patients left me. A sham of the ophthalmology world,

but to top it off my wife was about to leave me,

but I showed her.

I murdered her just as I murdered my friends.

Just as I'll murder you.

(laughing)

- Uh oh

- Ahhh

I hate you

I hate you

I hate you

I hate you

- Uh. You couldn't have seen me. No one can see me.

- You're right. I can't see you.

I'm blind!

(intensifying music) (blade slashes)

(leaves crunching)

(scary music)

(laughing)

(scary music)