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- [Narrator] Many years ago, before the great war

between the high elves and the rat people,

the kingdom of Lothlimelhey sat in relative peace,

nestled amongst the Mountains of Chaos.

Before the time of war, wizards and priests of Lothlimelhey

consulted with the spirit of Dagor the Wise.

(folk flute music)

- Thank you, oh wise one, for your guiding voice.

- I will now consult with the next priest.

- [Guard] Send in the next priest!

(doors slamming shut)

- What counsel do you seek, priest?

- Oh wise one, I seek advisement

on how to proceed with a complicated matter,

a most urgent matter.

- What is the matter at hand, priest?

- I wish to procure a relation with a woman.

- Relation?

- Yes, oh wise one.

- [Dagor] With a woman?

- Mm-hm.

- Are you asking the Orb of Wisdom for advice

on how to have relations with a woman?

- I am, oh wise one.

- Why would you ask I, the spirit of Dagor,

forever trapped in the Orb of Wisdom,

advice on how to get with a woman?

- They say you are wise in all matters.

(Dagor clears throat)

- Hold on.

Priests take a vow of celibacy.

Are you even a real priest?

- Mm, not really.

- [Dagor] What? (lightning cracks)

- I am not, oh wise one.

- [Dagor] Then whose robes are those?

- They are my brothers.

- [Dagor] Is he a priest?

- He is.

- [Dagor] What was his name?

- I don't want to say.

- [Dagor] You don't want to say?

- Because you'll yell at him.

- I'll yell at him?

I'm an all knowing, all powerful spirit

stuck in a god damn crystal ball.

Yelling should be the least of his worries.

- Well then I'm definitely

not going to tell you his name now.

Listen, this was a mistake.

I'm gonna go.

- [Dagor] Wait.

What's her name?

- Oh, you don't care.

- I'm invested now.

- Her name is Ariana.

- Ariana?

- Yes, daughter of Emelyn.

- [Dagor] Is, uh, is that the guy who makes the, uh,

oh what was it?

Uh, the curtains?

- Yeah, that's him.

- So what's the deal?

Do you have a date lined up or what?

- I haven't asked her on a date.

- [Dagor] Why not?

- I don't know if she feels the same way.

- Just ask her out,

it doesn't need to be like a thing.

That's how you find out.

- Well, I've never been on a date before.

I wouldn't know where to take her.

- [Dagor] Just take her to that place

where they let you watch the candle maker make the candles.

- Candle making?

Isn't that a little hokey?

- [Dagor] Says the guy who's never been on a date.

- Says the floating spirit orb.

- Oh, excuse me. (lightning cracks)

While I've been departing wisdom on the elven realm

for the last 2,000 fucking years

I haven't had time to, to get down with it.

- Ooh, calm down.

- [Dagor] Sorry, it's just ...

(Dagor sighs)

I get cooped up.

- No kidding.

Speaking of candles, the lighting situation in here sucks.

- [Dagor] Tell me about it.

- It's pretty depressing.

- [Dagor] I know.

- Well, I'll ask her to go down to the candle shop

and we'll see if anything happens.

- [Dagor] You don't need to be a dick about it.

- No, no, you're right.

I just got to get that first date out of the way.

Well, see you later, I guess.

- Please come back and let me know how it goes.

- Huh?

Oh, sure.

- I'm serious.

- Oh yeah, me too.

(doors slamming shut)

- It's been too long since I've left these darkened walls.

Too long since I've experienced life.

That's it, I'm breaking free of the this orb

and my spirit will soar again.

Here I go.

(Dagor grunting)

Nope, guess I'm stuck in here for fucking ever.

Send in the next priest.

- [Guard] Send in the next priest!

- Shit.

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(dramatic music) (Sonia breathing shakily)

- Come on.

Come on.

Where is it?

Can you hear me?

Oh Jesus.

Come on, can you hear me?

Try and concentrate.

Come on.

Come on.

Dammit.

(Sonia gagging)

(Rebecca yelps)

(items clattering)

Where the fuck is it?

Where the fuck is it?

Where the fuck is it?

(Sonia gagging)

- It's happening.

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- No.

No.

No.

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(Sonia gasps)

(Sonia breathing heavily)

Sonia?

(Sonia screaming)

(Sonia breathing heavily)

(Sonia screaming)

(Sonia hyperventilating) (Sonia groans)

(Sonia screams)

(Sonia retches)

(Sonia coughs)

(Sonia breathing heavily)

(Sonia groaning)

(Sonia screaming)

(Sonia breathing heavily)

How do you feel?

(spit splattering)

- Yeah, I feel better.

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(distorted droning)

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(woman laughs)

- [Whispering Woman] I love you.

(woman laughs)

I love you.

(phone rings)

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(woman laughs)

(woman sighs)

(woman laughs)

(woman gasps)

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(woman laughs uncertainly)

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(woman whimpers)

I love you.

I love you.

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(woman gasps)

(woman gasps)

I love you.

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(woman laughs)

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(woman laughs)

(woman sighs)

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(woman laughs)

(camera flash clicks)

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(woman whimpers)

I love you.

(glasses clink)

(phone rings)

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- Guess what I wished for?

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Guess what I wished for?

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(woman gasps)

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- [Whispering Woman] I love you.

I love you.

(people laughing)

I love you.

(people laughing) (woman whimpers)

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

(woman whimpering)

(people laughing)

I love you.

(woman sobbing)

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I love you.

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I love you.

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I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

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(woman laughing)

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(footsteps clomping) (unsettling music)

(woman whimpering)

(woman sobbing)

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(woman laughs)

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(woman gasps)

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