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I'm here in Dr. Frasier Crane's new watering hole,

a seedy Boston dive bar

where the only thing on tap is despair.

Hey, cuties!

Got a round on the house

'cause I like the way you look.

- What are you guys doing? - Roz is doing a tribute piece

on my dad for the radio station.

- That's amazing! - Yes...

Radio still exists?

Well, that's why we need Frasier... to boost the ratings.

Yes, we're headed to the West Coast tomorrow.

In fact, KACL is capping off the special

with a reprise of my live call-in show.

Yeah.

Seattle's golden boy

is coming home.

Frasier's son rolls his eyes,

wondering why he ever agreed to this trip.

- He'll have fun. - Yeah.

If it's okay with you, when I come by to water the plants,

I might have a glass of your fancy wine, or two.

I don't have plants.

Okay, I'll get you a plant.

You know, I'm kind of looking forward to the trip.

You know, maybe catch a Mariners game.

Your uncle still lives there, right?

No, he and Aunt Daphne moved to Sedona.

He's a gentleman farmer now,

tilling the soil, living off the land, you know...

He owns a vineyard.

And the last thing Niles planted was a charging station

for his Tesla.

I finished grading these papers,

and I baked these according to your specifications.

Well, David,

this crumpet tastes like a poor man's stroopwafel.

The nook-to-cranny ratio is completely wrong.

And shall we talk about the shape?

And we finished because there is no shape.

You know, it's bad enough that you make

your "teaching assistant" cook and clean

and pose as you for jury duty.

But have you ever, even once,

shown me the slightest bit of appreciation?

Roz, is your microphone broken?

It's just, I'm detecting a high-pitched whine.

Dr. Finch?

Do you need an assistant?

I could make myself available.

No, I would hate to steal you f...

Please, you'd be doing me a favor.

Right, more specifically, I really don't want...

Great. We're all in agreement.

I am now Dr. Finch's assistant.

See you tomorrow.

I'm here with Frasier Crane's son Freddy.

Tell us about what you remember

when you visited your dad in Seattle.

Well, let's see.

The first image that pops into my head is

that of a father and son fishing.

That was on The Andy Griffith Show,

which I watched alone in my room 'cause my dad wasn't around.

I was doing very important work.

You make it sound like I was soaked in gin,

rummaging through some discarded tickets at the dog track.

You said I couldn't tell the Lisbon story.

Alice.

Hey, sweetie.

Just hanging out at a bar, chatting up a fireman.

So, same old same old.

No, just trying to save KACL again.

You know, Freddy, you were so young when I moved to Seattle.

This'll give you a chance

to see what a big shot I actually was there.

Truth be told, I'm a little nervous

about doing the call-in show again.

Those are big shoes to fill.

You are, of course, referring to your own shoes?

Yes.

- I just hope I'm still in shape. - Really?

Didn't your job mainly consist

of just saying "" with different inflections?

No, it wasn't like that at all.

My callers called in with some very, very complex problems.

- - Yes, and I would offer extraordinary insights

in the psychological department.

- - Talked them through some very difficult times.

I see what you're doing, and it's not cute.

- It's pretty cute. - Right?

My goodness, you guys didn't have to go to such a fuss for...

Frances.

She just got back from maternity leave.

We couldn't really afford a second banner.

- Money is tight. - It rather hinders the creatives.

Gil wants

to sing some of his restaurant reviews,

and we can't afford the music rights.

Short-sighted. We might bring in fresh listeners with:

- Welcome back, Doc. - Bulldog.

- This your son? - Yes.

Hey. Freddy. Used to listen to your show

all the time as a kid. Big sports fan.

So, not your son.

By the way, Frasier, you're not gonna believe this.

Someone finally came out of the closet.

Well, if I'm honest, I think we all...

Woof, woof! I'm out, I'm proud.

Old-fashioned skirt-chasers

like you and me are a dying breed, mon frère.

I see. So, all those years,

you were overcompensating

with that toxic, frat-boy masculinity.

Nah, I still got that. I'm just into dudes now.

Mr. July 2023, Boston Firefighters Calendar!

I knew I'd seen you somewhere before.

Gil, how's your wife?

Sturdy as a screw.

She has a big rugby weekend coming up.

How my Deb loves a scrum.

You know, Freddy, I did some pretty important work here.

Seattle, my Athens.

KACL, my agora.

And I, Socrates, dispensing...

Roz, is-is... is that a nest?

What the hell's going on here?

So, it's not as fancy as it used to be here at KACL,

but you don't need bells and whistles to do great radio.

Speak for yourself. Okay, everyone out.

Time for my show.

Yeah, we should get going.

I looked up some of your old callers

- for the special. - That's a great idea.

- How many did you get? - One.

Well, there were more, but a couple were cute,

we went out, conflict of interest.

But point is, we got Lou,

and we're meeting him at Café Nervosa.

Terrific! Just, this is great.

You're gonna get a chance to see your old man in action.

Yeah, so, when you said we'd probably go to a Mariners game?

I was shocked you believed that.

Lips pursed, brow furrowed,

Frasier scowls at the changes made

to his beloved Café Nervosa.

- I can't believe you still come to this place, Roz. - What?

It's not half as charming as I remember.

It's bicycles and workout clothes, sofas.

It's like some grungy common room at the Y.

- That's what he calls Yale. - Yeah.

My gosh.

Dr. Crane, I'm Lou!

I can't believe I'm finally meeting you!

It's such a pleasure.

- Did you get that? - Shoot. No.

Lovely to see you. Just keep talking.

You changed my life.

- Did I? - You told me

to follow my dreams, so,

I quit my job, and I dedicated my life to...

magic.

Sorry.

That was supposed to...

There she goes. Okay.

So, how's... how's the magic working out for you?

Spectac...

Haven't really caught on yet.

Um, but I'm sticking with it,

just like you told me.

Lou, have a seat.

- Okay. - Um, listen,

have you got any other irons in the fire, career-wise?

Well, I make deliveries, sell the odd pint of blood.

But once I quit the law firm,

I never looked back.

Like you told me, "Bet on yourself."

That's the... ace... up my...

...sleeve!

Here you go. It's a seven.

You showed faith in me my wife never did.

- We're divorced now. - Lou, I-I'm sorry.

It's fine. It's fine. You know, I-I got to go, but...

You know, she remarried a great guy.

Yeah. Such a prankster.

He's always putting me in a headlock to amuse my kids.

Well, "my" in quotes, it turns out.

- Aah! - What happened?!

Sorry. Clocks scare me.

Anyhoo,

that graveyard's not gonna mow itself.

So darn nice to meet you.

An awkward silence follows,

as Frasier clearly thinks,

"I ruined a man's life."

You said this was a puff piece.

That man's life is in shambles. I'm gonna talk to him.

Come on, Dad. You can't honestly think you caused this.

I mean, you had one call with the guy 20 years ago.

Yeah. Why don't you focus on the people you actually helped?

Yeah. Maybe while surrounded by thousands of Mariners fans?

No. You know what? I'm... I've got to help that man.

I mean, after all,

my name stands for something in this town.

Latte for Frodger?

It's Frasier!

Sorry, I'm distracted by the Mariners no-hitter.

Are you kidding me?!

Roz? Please. Freddy has to know

that I really did help people here.

- Call Lou back. - Get him back here.-.

And... if you can,

just ask him if he may have left this behind.

Just came by to collect my things.

You're tidier than usual.

Well, Mason's very efficient.

Mason?

David, have you met Mason, my new assistant?

- Hello. - Hello.

I hate him.

- Excuse me? - I wasn't talking to you.

I really hate him.

And how are things getting on with you and, um,

Ophelia, is it?

Olivia? We couldn't be happier.

I cleared your desk and cleaned your whiteboard.

Thank you, David. Wait. You cleared my thesis...?

So that's what a "thank you" sounds like.

You won't be hearing one of those for a while...

Mason.

You were supposed to cool off, not escalate the situation.

I didn't escalate the situation.

I was being vengeful in a childish and petty way.

Well, now it's time for you to make...

Dr. Cornwall is no longer taking visitors.

If you will?

Thank you so much for saving Lucky.

Do you know why I named her Lucky?

Lou, you're bleeding.

Aw, shoot. She bit me again.

Um, Lou, I-I was wondering if you could tell me a bit more

about your fear of clocks.

Weird, right?

Something about them makes me feel scared, angry.

That's good. That's good.

Angry at?

Clocks, obviously.

Of course.

Just your typical frustrated magician

with a crippling fear of clocks.

Lou, tell me.

Your... ex-wife's husband,

does he wear a watch?

Yeah.

You said he puts you in a headlock sometimes?

That would mean that you end up being very near...

My gosh, that's it!

I hear ticking when I'm trapped in Doug's armpit!

I'm not scared anymore.

The next time Doug tries to put you in a headlock,

you throw his arms off, you stand tall

and reclaim your dignity.

I'm gonna go do that right now.

Thanks, Dr. Crane.

Still wish you were watching a no-hitter?

Yes.

What? What is it now?

Well, it's just that David uses the...

Of course.

I am sick and tired of hearing about David.

Perfect, wonderful,

"tries a little too hard with his sweaters" David.

Well, David would never talk about David like that.

I quit!

Why don't you just get David back?

All he's looking for is a little recognition.

I mean, don't you remember what it was like

being in his position,

trying to impress your professors?

I had all that nonsense knocked out of me at Dunfaurlin.

Isn't that one of those awful Scottish boarding schools

- they shut down? - Please.

No vegetarian option in the cafeteria

and a handful of unexplained deaths

and suddenly, it's "awful."

And did you ever get

any encouragement or affection there?

Affection? What were we,

drunk Welshmen after a rugby match?

Okay. I think I see what's going on here.

Let me guess.

I'm perpetuating the cycle of cruelty

I experienced as a scholar.

Well, obviously, but my takeaway

is that you respond to authority in a Scottish accent.

So...

You better ask David back

and start saying "thank you," you great thistle arse.

Yes, matron. I'm sorry, matron, I...

That took me back.

Here are your crumpets, Professor Finch.

Thank you.

Have one, Alan,

and then tell David what you think.

David, these are...

Out with it, you stubborn git.

...not the worst I've ever had.

Also...

...I owe you an apology,

and I will give it to you eventually.

Dr. Finch, could I be Professor Cornwall's...

Yes! Sorry.

Yes.

Well, David...

if I may presume?

You may, sir.

Finally. We're on in two minutes. Where have you been?

It takes time to turn a man's life around.

You can't rush these things.

Yeah, he also chose Uber Pool by mistake.

- Did you help Lou? - Yes.

I did. We may never see each other again,

but he will always serve as a reminder

to myself and Freddy of the good I did in Seattle.

Thank you, Lou.

You're welcome.

Sorry to barge in,

but I'm in a teensy bit of trouble.

Why, what's going on?

Welp, I tried escaping from Doug's headlock

like you told me, and darn if it didn't

throw him clean out of his wheelchair.

Um...

did you mention a wheelchair?

I think I'm facing charges?

And, Doug's my landlord,

so he threw me out of my apartment.

God, I can't breathe.

- All right, all right... - We are live. We are live in...

I know, Roz, you're just gonna have to stall.

- Think of something. - How am I supposed to do that?

Hi, Gil. Gosh.

I really want to start a family, but my boyfriend isn't ready.

What do I do?

Well, Jennifer, darling,

I do find that a good meal helps me think things through.

And if you enjoy Chinese food...

That's it, Lou. Slow deep breaths.

Frasier, I have got to get you back on the air.

Right. He's having a bit of a panic attack.

Do you think we could get him a cup of tea?

If you have a teabag and a cup.

Maybe we can turn the air up?

If you have an air conditioner.

Roz, what has happened to this place?

- I'm sorry, I'll see myself out. - No, no, no, please, please stay.

Stay.

Lou...

there's something I need to tell you, and,

this-this might be kind of hard to hear.

- What's that? - Well...

Sometimes we have to move on from a career

when it's not exactly panning out.

My magic career?

I can't just quit.

I've barely given it 20 years.

I know it may have been a-a big part of your life, but...

There comes a time,

and I realize how hard it is to let go of something,

e-especially when it's been a part of your life for so long,

but...

eventually, it's time to admit...

...that we have to move on.

Wow. Tough talk.

Could I have some water, please?

Of course.

Yes, we have water.

Roz? I don't know if you noticed what I was saying to Lou...

Yeah, I noticed.

KACL isn't what it was.

No.

And Alice is living in Rhode Island.

Maybe you could find something

more rewarding to do on the East Coast.

It was so much fun.

It was.

Yes, but we can't get stuck in the past.

As Thomas Wolfe wrote,

to "the green and hopeful

and still-virgin meadows of the future."

Say...

...is it breezy in here?

- God! - No! - No!

I'll call 911.

- Lou, don't jump! - What?

I wasn't going to jump.

Lucky got out and I was trying to get her back in.

But maybe...

maybe you're right.

Maybe I wasted my whole life and I should jump.

- No, no, Lou... - No, Lou. No, no.

Listen, I know moving on to a different career

is-is challenging, but once you take

that first big step,

- that giant leap, you... - Dad!

Use better metaphors.

Lou, listen, I'm a firefighter...

I get it.

Everyone has a better job than me.

No, I just... Lou, my point is, you have so much to live for.

Like what?

Like, your...

your rabbit Lucky, and your, wife's kids.

My kids think I'm a joke.

Yes, and that's-that's an awful feeling,

isn't it, Lou?

Every parent wants their children

to-to be proud of them.

I mean, look at me, I dragged my son

all the way back to Seattle to prove

what a big shot I used to be.

Yeah... what, why would you not think that I'm proud of you?

Well, it's not easy to be proud of a man who,

who moved across country when you were a child.

I guess a part of me wanted to prove,

to you a-and me, that I did it for the right reason.

Of course you did, Dad, I mean, you helped so many people.

And did I wish you were around more?

Sure, but you're around now.

There's no point dwelling in the past.

Not mad at me for missing your baseball game?

No.

It's fine.

Just kind of wanted to do something

- I would've done with Grandpa. - Yeah.

Feel like I'm...

still making up for missing his funeral.

Freddy.

You don't have to worry about that.

Did you forget I'm here?!

Sorry!

Why does everyone act like Lou doesn't exist?

But that's-that's good, Lou, you get that rage out.

- Yeah. Just... - You-you get it... no more apologies, no more...

- Shut up! - Okay.

Right. Right, sorry.

I can't believe I let you

talk me into becoming a magician.

From now on, I'm not listening to anyone but Lou.

I'll go back into personal injury law.

Those people who got hit by cars won't know what hit them.

What are you, white-noise machines?

Stop humming!

Lucky, get your furry ass back in here, now.

Thank God. Frasier?

I got to get you on the air.

Gil is singing "Like a Rolling Scone."

I thought there was a caller on line three.

Did you lose the caller again?

Somebody moved line three.

This stinks! This is total B.S.!

This is... found it.

In between two and four.

Yes, thank you, thank you, Gil.

Thank you, Bulldog.

And, my apologizes, Seattle,

for that delay.

This is Dr. Frasier Crane.

I'm listening.

Grandpa's favorite bar.

This was a good idea.

Yeah, I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

I know your granddad would be

pretty happy to see the two of us sitting here at McGinty's.

Yeah.

You know...

you got to forgive yourself for missing his funeral.

Someone just told me,

you can't stay stuck in the past.

You're here now, we're celebrating his life.

That's all that matters.

Thanks.

Grandpa ever drag you to his work?

Yeah, he took us down to the precinct once.

I actually thought it was to sort of do

a "Scared Straight" thing, you know?

Niles and I had been picked up for loitering.

I tried to explain we were just performing Waiting for Godot.

It was a little absurd, I suppose, but...

You know, it never occurred to me that...

he just wanted us to be proud of what he did.

Well, we were proud of you, Dad.

I should've told you more often.

You know, the first time the Seahawks

won the NFC Championship,

Grandpa and I had a beer here to celebrate.

Yeah. 2006?

- You were 17. - Can't live in the past, Dad.

- Yeah, yeah. - Anyway,

thanks for bringing me here.

It was a pleasure.

Seattle's gone through a lot of changes,

but McGinty's, still the same.

What are you guys doing at a gay bar?

Okay,

maybe it's changed a little.

Yeah, maybe. But I got you pegged.

Scrambled eggs all over my face.

What is a boy to do?

Nice seeing you, Seattle!

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