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Well, what about after the robbery?

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

You mean the same day?

Why not?

You don't think having just robbed a bank is a good enough reason?

All I'm sayin' is that I don't have a...

[SHOUTING] Look, just forget that dress!

Well, you don't have to be so mean about it.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I just think we ought to stay focused.

Those lace sleeves made my arms look fat, didn't they?

Honey, you're going to be the most beautiful bride in the world.

But, couldn't we just...Just, just, just tell me

if you like the puff or the lace brocade.Cyndee!

Well, just tell me!I don't know...

The lace brocade.

Ha! I tricked you. There was no lace brocade.

You don't care about our wedding.

[SARCASTICALLY] Why don't we just have it in prison?

You can wear gray and I'll be in stripes.

[SARCASTICALLY] Excuse me, I did not know you cared.

[FRANK CHUCKLING]

It's not funny.

I don't consider some stupid little piece of paper

from the Hall of Records a wedding.

All right. Now, can we go through it one more time?

My father said not to go through with it.

All right. We'll just have your mom pay for the wedding.

Go to hell!

I'm sorry.

How sorry?Really, really sorry.

And I get to invite as many people as I want?

As many as you want.

And you'll wear the tuxedo I say?

Whatever hellacious thing you pick out.

All right.

[GROANS] But, do we have to rehearse again?

Let's go over it one more time.[SIGHS WEARILY]

You make sure you're the second one in.

Give the door an extra push open, so that I can follow you in.

[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]

What?

[DELIBERATELY SLOWLY] I am not wearing any underwear.

[SLOWLY] ...so I can follow you in.

I produce the weapon,

you scream, I demand you shut off the alarm.

You give her...

you give her the chance to follow my orders.

FRANK: [STAMMERING] First... First of all... First,

the alarm, then the vault.

You wait for me to make my demands.

[VOICE SHAKING] First the safe with the... overnight deposits.

The key should...

The key should...

[SIGHS] I gotta be at work soon.

How soon?

Soonsoon.

Okay. Suit yourself.

WOMAN: So, I told him, "Get your junk out of my apartment."

You know what he says to me?

"Give me one more chance, baby."

Like I haven't given him like a millionchances.

He bum. You say, "Get out!"

Well, I guess I shoulda.

I mean, he's probably gonna go do the same thing again

the next time my back is turned, but,

[CHUCKLES] he did get me that new stereo for my car.

Which I know for a fact cost over $200.

And, that is even with his employee's discount at Boom Town.

You tell him, "Morestereo."

Well, I told him.

I said, "You better not let me catch you again,

"or I'll pull a Lorena Bobbitt so fast,

"you won't even know it's missing."

Then he says, "Oh, please, baby. I won't let it happen again."

And I said, "Well, you better start proving it. 'Cause I ain't gonna give you no more chances."

No more chance.

Man like dog.

You think I don't know?

But... well.

I told him I'd go dancing with him tonight.

[SHOUTS] Oh, my God! It's six o'clock! Hurry!

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

I want you to call me every hour.

Why?Because, it's important to check in.

If Doug the Bug comes sniffin' around...[STERNLY] Don't call him that.

He's my friend.Yeah, well, you got lots of other friends.

[SCOFFS] You are sojealous!

I am not jealous.Yes, you are.

You're always spyin' on me.

Well, maybe if these dook-dooks weren't always hangin' around.

They are not dook-dooks, they are my friends.

I amallowed to have friends, aren't I?

Except Doug.

You are really getting on my nerves.

Look, [SIGHS] maybe I'm just a little insecure, okay?

I know you two had a thing going.

I just don't know why he's always comin' around.

Well, if you love something,

you have to set it free, you know?

Cyndee, we're robbing a bank in 15 hours. Let's not fight.

[IRRITATED] Okay. Then don't.

[METAL JINGLING]

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION] Oh, my bracelet!

[SLAMS DOOR]It's not funny.

[SCOFFS]

FRANK: Oh, jeez, 6:20.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[MAN ON TV] May I have the $4,000 question, please?

Thank you, sir.

What time is it?

How the hell should I know?

[MAN ON TV] ...in the 17th and 18th century...

When's Wheelon?

What channel?

[PATRONIZINGLY] What channel has it been on every night before this?

If I knew that, I wouldn't have to ask a moron like you.

[GUN COCKING]

[MAN ON TV] ...then, boy with rabbit.

Then, who painted 35 portraits...

[SCREAMING AND CHATTERING ON TV]

Why don't you see if you can find a newspaper, dimwit.

It's the channel right after the one with wrestling.

What time is it?

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

CYNDEE: [REHEARSING HER LINES] I don't know, officer. He just

came up from behind me.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] I did everything he said. I was... I was so scared.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] He just took the money and ran.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] Oh, no. Mm-mmm.

Oh, no. He didn't touch me in a sexual way.

But, you could tell he wanted to.

Uh-huh. Yes. It was in his eyes.

It was like he was undressing me with those eyes.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

[KNOCKS]

[CHEERILY] Guess who!

What do you want?

C'mon, Cynd. Open the door.

I'm not supposed to let you in.

Well, that never stopped you before.

So, is... RoboCop around?

Told you not to call him that.

He isn't, is he?

Why are you spyin' on me?

Cynd, I wasn't spyin' on you.

I just wanted to see you.

Here, have a drink.

Well,

now you see me. So, bye.DOUG: Yup.

I see you're still wearin' it.

So?

So,

you wouldn't be wearing the bracelet that I gave you

if you didn't care anymore.

Well, what if I just like the way it looks?

And the fact that it says,

"Cyndee, the ultimate babe."

I could've bought that for myself.

Mm. Is that what you told supersleuth?

I told my fiance that

it was a gift from someone who doesn't matter to me anymore.

For your information, that happens to be the truth.

[VOICE SHAKING] I've never saw anything so disgusting in my life!

It happens all the time, ma'am.

The burglary I can understand, but to defecate in my toilet!

It's a common psychological phenomenon.

Perpetrator exercises his defiance by adding insult to the injury of your loss.

[VOICE SHAKING] I thought it might be evidence or somethin', so I just left it.

You were smart to try and preserve the crime scene, but

you can go ahead and flush.

[FLUSHING]

[WOMAN] You're not leavin', are ya?

You'll be safe, ma'am.

Our statistics show that criminals rarely return to the scene.

But, if you're in distress,

you can always call a friend or a family member.

[HYSTERICALLY] But, what if they touched somethin'?

What if they got their fingerprints on...

Ma'am, our experts can distinguish

between the good prints and the bad prints.

Now, you have yourself a safe evening.

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

It used to be, I meant somethin' to you, Cynd.

Used to be, we had some pretty wild times together if you remember correctly.

Don't start, Doug.Okay, okay, okay.

How 'bout I put a light on top of my car,

and I go... [IMITATES SIREN]

[CYNDEE GIGGLES]

Oh, come on, Cynd!

Why don't you just admit it?

You're with the guy 'cause he buys you everything you want.

That is not true.

I see. So,

you're really in love with him?

Yes, I am.

In my own way. [INHALES]

Course, you wouldn't understand, because you're so immature.

You mean wild.

[GROWLING]

[GIGGLES AND SQUEALS]

You know the way you like it.

You know you do, Cynd.I happen to be engaged.

Cynd... Look, you're always going to be the ultimate babe to me.

And I used to make you crazy, Cynd.

I used to make you crazy.

You know you still got the hots for me.

You work at Burger Bin.

So?

So, I'm Cyndee.

FRANK: Dispatch, this is Syler, going 10-81.

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Okay, unit 22. Go ahead, take your dinner break, Frank.

[SHIP HONKING]

[MAN ON TV] We'll be right back with our first case.

A disturbance call

that turns out to be more than one officer expected.

TV ANNOUNCER: This Sunday come to the Maxi Mall opening

and receive a free yogurt from Benny's, Etc.

It's fun for the whole family.[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

Oh, Doug. You'll find a nice girl someday.

I don't want a nice girl, Cynd.

What I want...

[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING]

[INCREDULOUSLY] Doug! Oh, no!

[STERNLY] Stop it. Stop it.

Cynd...

What?

I love you.

And I always will.

[STAMMERING] Let's dance, okay? Let's just dance.

Let's... Let's dance.

Dancing's good.

[WHIMPERING]

Cynd. You know...Mm-hmm?

this was our song.

We never had a song.

No, Cynd, this was our song.

[CHUCKLING] No, we didn't...I'm telling you, Cynd.

[STAMMERING] No, you wanted to have a song. But we never...

[WHIMPERING][SOFTLY] This was the one.

I'm telling you. Just trust me.

[BOTH MOANING]

[STAMMERING] Oh, look what you made me do! My bracelet's stuck.

Where?On the back of your shirt.

[BOTH STAMMERING]

DOUG: Would you just stop?

[BOTH STAMMERING AND GRUNTING]

Don't! You're pulling my hair.I'm sorry!

I'm sorry. Okay, wait. I just gotta...

[CYNDEE SQUEALING]

FRANK: [SHOUTING] Freeze! Police!

[POLICE RADIO IN THE BACKGROUND]Well, well, well. If it ain't Doug the Bug.

You been sniffin' around my wife again, Doug?

Maybe it's time I put you out of your misery.

Blew your brains out...

[MAN ON TV] And now, to our first case.

Officer Dominguez of the Colorado State Police and his partner

were called to an apartment,

responding to a "Disturbing the peace" complaint.

But when he arrived...

[INAUDIBLE SHOUTING]

[MAN ON TV] Just shut up, all right?

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Well, it's about time!

I called you over an hour ago.

OFFICER: What seems to be the problem, ma'am?

[SCOFFS] Can't you hear? They have been at it up there for...

[SHOUTING STOPS]

My partner must've taken care of it....taken care of it.

WOMAN: I'm sorry I yelled at you.

Oh, that's all right.

I hope I didn't interrupt your shower.

Oh, my God! I look awful.

FRANK: No, no please. Don't be embarrassed.

You are the most beautiful...

I'm sorry.

That was unprofessional.

No... That was nice.

Uh... Do you...

[CHUCKLES]

[TEASING] What? Call the police often?

No, no.

I mean, if you're having a lot of trouble in this building

I can make it a point to patrol.

Oh. Oh, I don't live here.

No, I was just visiting. You know?

Temporary.

WOMAN: Cyndee?

I have to go.

What the hell are you...

Oh.

Don't you think you ought to put some clothes on?

Bye.

Will there be anything else, officer?

I just need a name for the report.

Lafrance.

Mrs. Rose Lafrance.

What are you, some kind of whore?

ROSE: Why don't you just go ahead and strip for him, too?

[DOOR SLAMS]

[MAN ON TV] The next and exciting chase

through the streets of Auburn, North Dakota,

as local patrolmen close in on a ring of drug and weapon smugglers,

who've been operating undetected for years

in a series of underground mines and tunnels,

believed to be the home of ancient giant killer ants.

"My dearest Cyndee.

"I'm sorry for what I said

"about your mother.

"I know how you feel

"about that subject.

"I never meant to make you ashamed.

"Because one day,

"I'll be able to treat you

"like the princess you already are

"in my heart.

"Love, Frank."

Cyndee.

"Ultimate tease" is what I should put on her bracelet.

Didn't even leave me a sip.

Drinkin' my wine, kickin' me out.

[GRUNTING] My keys... Oh, here it is.

[GRUNTS]

[STERNLY] Move a muscle, dook-dook,

and your brains will be splattered all over this car.

[MAN ON TV] Put criminals behind bars

by calling the Woodville County Sheriff's Department.

FRANK: It's 7:30, Cyndee.

We leave in a half-hour.

CYNDEE: Don't worry. I'm almost ready.

Okay.

[GIGGLING]

What do you think?

You gotta be kiddin'.

What?

Can't I look nice?

You're supposed to look normal.

Well, this is normal for me.

Could you just try somethin' a little less fancy, please?

All right. All right.

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUTTERING] I can't have anything.

[MUMBLING]

[WHISTLES]

[HUMMING, MUMBLING]

[CONTINUES MUMBLING]

[CONTINUES MUMBLING]

Honey, I think I'm starting to like the Monticello floor plan better.

Thought you said you wanted a sewing room.

Yeah, but this way we'd still have an extra room

if we decided to have three kids.

Yeah, but with the Dorchester, I can have a three-car garage.

And the Monticello only has the two, remember?

Of course, if you'd be willing to scale down that big wedding

I owe you, I might make a deal.[CHUCKLES]

No way.

Filet mignon for 200 people,

all-night dancing, open bar...

[BREATHES HEAVILY] Oh, you are sogood to me.

Yeah, but can I afford you?

After today, you can afford anything.

Oh, jeez. It's almost 8:00.

CYNDEE: Have you seen my bracelet?

FRANK: Gee, honey. I don't think so.

[GARGLING]

Maybe Doug the Bug took it.

[SARCASTICALLY] Very funny.

Besides, I told you

he never came in.

FRANK: Lucky for him.

If I wasn't robbin' a bank in a couple of hours,

I would've put him in the hospital.

Snoopin' around the parkin' lot, stinkin' of wine.

FRANK: You realize he probably tried to get a peek at you.

I'm serious, Frank. I can't find my bracelet.

[MUTTERING] Oh, Doug.

Look, honey.

I need it for luck.

We don't have time.

I don't care.Cyndee!

[STERNLY] I am not leaving without that bracelet, so you may as well forget it.

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

Honey!

Bob!

[WHIRRING SLOWS DOWN]

What's the matter?

I'm going... I'm going down to Food Bay. You want anything special for dinner?

Whatever you like is okay with me.

How 'bout fish sticks?

Okay.

Well, I'll see what they have.

All right. Sounds great.

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SPANISH LESSON PLAYING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Yes, I live on Orange Street. Repeat.

Yes, I live on Orange Street.

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

First class. Repeat.

[TIRES SCREECHING, HORN HONKING]

For cryin' out loud.

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

Where is the closest restaurant? Repeat.

Where is the closest restaurant?

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

[CARS HONKING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Is there a shopping center nearby? Repeat.

Is there a shopping center nearby?

I like that one.

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

For cryin' out loud!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

Whole thing's gonna take five minutes.

[WOMAN ON RADIO] I am hungry. Repeat.

I am hungry.

Just stay frosty.

[REASSURINGLY] Everything's cool.

[WOMAN ON RADIO] I am thirsty. Repeat.

I am thirsty.

I am.

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

Buy me a present.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

What the hell?

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

I'm gonna kill her. I swear to God, I'm gonna kill her.

[WOMAN ON RADIO] Repeat.

I just need a soda.

I'm parched!

[SIGHS]

[REASSURINGLY] Be cool. Be cool.

We're still on schedule.

Don't get rattled.

8:30.

Plenty of time. Five minutes away.

WOMAN: Well, it's just a touch embarrassing.

Well, all right. But, I'm notreading it again.

"DWF,

"late fo..."

Make that early40s.

"Seeks to share the finer things in life with

"trim, athletic,

"financially secure, Caucasian gentleman

"who appreciates walks on the beach,

"candlelight dinners and witty conversation.

"Losers and unemployed need not respond."

[SHOUTING IN INDIAN ACCENT] They are not... Yes!

I will tell them!

Checking and money market account.

Stop reminding me!

[INAUDIBLE SHOUTING]

[BEEPING]

8:43.

I know what time it is.

There's still time to change your mind, you know?

Excuse me?

I'm just sayin' once we start, there's no turning back.

Do you want to turn back?I didn't say that.

[SCOFFS] Well, it was your idea in the first place.

My idea? You were the one who kept coming home complaining that they had no security.

Well, that didn't mean I said to rob the place.

You were the one who said it'd be soeasy.

I said it would be easy for a criminal.

[SIGHS] I don't believe this.

[MIMICKING CYNDEE] "They don't have any video cameras, Frank."

"I know the vault combination, Frank."

[MIMICKING FRANK] "We gotta do somethin' to pay the bills, Cyndee."

Well, maybe if I wasn't always hearing what a loser Doug was

'cause he couldn't buy you things.

Oh, my God. That is such a lie.

Fine! Let's just forget the whole thing.

Fine!

This is it, isn't it?

The bonus room,

the Monticello floor plan.

It'd be different if the bank really tried.

Or if the money wasn't totally insured.

It does help the economy if we buy a house in the area.

No one gets hurt.

Uh-uh.[CAR HONKING]

FRANK: Dropping her off.

Are we gonna do it, Frank?

You have to keep her out until he pulls away.

Are we, or aren't we? I'm freezing.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

I don't know why you're so bent out of shape.

[SHOUTING] You don't see why?

All I did was have one dance with that girl.

Oh, you're such a... I don't believe you!

Cyndee, would you tell her...

All right![DAWN ANGRILY] Just get out of here!

DAWN: Can you believe him?Bye, sweet pea.

What happened?

The same as usual.

We went out dancing last night like he says that we should.

So he could apologize to me for the last time we went out.

He ends up drinking Long Island Ice Teas.

And the next think I know,

he is two-stepping with this little bitch

who's practically doin' it with him on the dance floor.

[ALARM BEEPING]

He's doin' all this right in front of you?

Oh, oh, and I'm like starin' at him with this look in my eyes

that's like, "You better get the hell back here, or else."

So, you know what he does?

He just gives me this stupid little smile like, "Everything's gonna be okay."

[SHOUTING] Can you believe him?

FRANK: [SHOUTING] Freeze!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[SHOUTING] Freeze!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GROWLING] Set the alarm.

Oh, my God!Fifteen seconds. Set the alarm.

[STAMMERING] Please! Please! Please!

FRANK: [GROWLING] Ten seconds!

Please! Please! Please!Move!

[WHIMPERING AND SCREAMING]Five seconds!

Four,

FRANK: three, two...[CYNDEE WHIMPERING]

Hurry up! Turn around!

[STAMMERING] You're hurting me!FRANK: [GROWLS] Shut up!

I know how this bank works.

I know where the alarms are, so don't try to trick me or you're dead.

FRANK: [GROWLING] Now, come on. Let's open the vault.

[MAN SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

You're wrong this time.

Oh, no!

You don't give me orders.

[SHOUTING] I'm not your slave boy!

FRANK: [GROWLING] Hurry up! Hurry up!

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

FRANK: [GROWLING] Where's the light? Where's the light?

DAWN: [VOICE SHAKING] On the wall.Which wall?

Which one's the night deposit?

[SHOUTING] Don't mess with me!

[SHOUTING] There! There!Where's the key?

DAWN: It's not here.

It's... It's in the...[GROWLING] I said, don't mess with me!

[STAMMERING]

[VOICE SHAKING] Here it is.[GROWLS] Unlock it.

FRANK: Hurry up! Hurry up!

In here. Throw it in here.

Now!Okay.

What's this one?[STAMMERS] It's just for coins.

Where's the teller drawers?

Don't test me!

In there!

Hurry up. Open it!

All right. All right.Open it!

In the bag. Now you!

[SHOUTS] That one!Which one?

[STAMMERING] The... five!

[GROWLS] You wanna play games, bitch?[SCREAMS] No, no!

[GROWLS] How about if I kill your friend?

[SCREAMS] No, no, no![SCREAMS] Oh, God. Please, no!

In that one.Which one?

[BOTH SCREAMING] Four!

Open it. Go!

I need a combination.

Tell her!

[STAMMERING] I can't! I don't...[COCKS GUN] Five seconds.

Four, three, two, one!DAWN: I don't remember!

[CRYING] Please!Quick! Quick! Quick!

[CRYING] Let her do it herself! Let her do it herself!

All right. Don't move.

Hold still.

[GROWLS] Now, do it!Okay. Okay.

Got it!

All right. Put it in there.[SHOUTS] Take it! Take it!

Okay.[WHIMPERING] Take it.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

[CRYING] Okay.Hurry!

Now the keys! The keys!Keys.

Turn around. Face the wall. Both of you!

[BOTH CRYING AND MUMBLING]

Oh, no. We're gonna die!

[CRYING] Not on our knees!

I hear those alarms, you die. Understand?

[VOICE SHAKING] Yes.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

I'm...

[FRANTICALLY] Stop! Don't! Don't!

[SHOUTING] He might still be out there.

[SHOUTING] Cyndee, I heard him leave!

Don't go!

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[ALARM RINGING]

DAWN: [FRANTICALLY] Call 911!

Call 911!

[PANTING]

[SHOUTING] Help! We've just been robbed

by a clown!

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[METAL CLANGS]

[ENGINE STALLING]

Honey?

Just a minute.

It's the telephone.

[SHOUTING] All right. Tell them to hold on.

[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[GROANING IN PAIN]

What in the world are you...

Oh, gosh!

ROYCE: It's nothin', honey. Just a scratch.

Royce. Hold on.

Oh, my heavens! Let me get some bandages.

[GROANING]

Go ahead.

The motor bank?

Two hundred and fifty thousand?

Okay. I'll be right there.

[POLICE SIREN BLARING, INAUDIBLE CONVERSATIONS]

CYNDEE: [CRYING] I was just so scared.

I mean, I just did everything he said.

[GULPING]

He just took the money and he ran.

I couldn't stop him.

And then he said, "Freeze!"

And then I said, "Oh, my God!"

Or somethin'. Maybe I just screamed.

Can you describe him at all?

[CRYING] Uh-huh. He was wearin'...

coveralls and a mask.

[CRYING] A clown's mask!

And then he said...Okay.

But, when you first drove in

you didn't see anything at all?

I think I... I saw a car.

Like a little Geo in the drive-through lanes.

What color?

I'm not sure, I think green.

Uh, what about his voice?

Uh...

[STAMMERING] It was raspy.

You know, like, real gruff and all.

[STAMMERING] And he might have been black.

OFFICER: What about the driver?

Uh, I think it was a bla...

An African-American man.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

I knew this would happen.

Why do you say that, ma'am?

Well, the security's so lax around here.

And he was in the drive-through window,

but it wasn't thisdrive-through window

it was that drive-through window.

[WHISPERS] Just between you and me, she is verypromiscuous.

You think her boyfriend might've been involved?

Hey, how you doin'?

I'm Bob Royce with the FBI.

I'll be handling the investigation.

That's correct.

Janet Carter.

Senior Assistant to the acting Branch Manager. [GIGGLES]

What happened to your hand?

Oh, nothin' much.

All right, Chief. What's the status?

Well, it's the biggest bank robbery in Woodville history.

They got nearly $250,000 from the teller drawers in the night deposit.

Dye packs?None.

Surveillance cameras?

Well, not in the motor bank section.

This bank has never been robbed before.

And the customers do not have inside access on Saturdays.

[CHUCKLES] All right. Well,

what security systems were in place?

Other than the vault,

um, each teller's drawer

has three bundles of cash with recorded serial numbers.

At least you had those, right?Well, of course.

Robinson?Yeah, on my way.

What happened to your hand?Don't ask.

What do you got?Okay.

Dawn Holt,

2341 Skyline,

boyfriend Ernie Tarnowski dropped her off at about ten till nine.

DAWN: He kind of like...

Dawn?

DAWN: [SHOUTING] Ernie!

He's the boyfriend.

What about her?

CYNDEE: ...same thing, we're all nice...

Uh, okay. Cyndee Lafrance,

1238 Alessandro, also has a boyfriend,

Frank Syler, WPD officer, two years on the force.

Where's he now?

Well, we're not sure.

Apparently he worked late last night,

and the answering machine picked up when she called him this morning.

She says he takes the phone off the hook to sleep.

That's what she said.

Let's keep those girls apart.

Yes, sir. You should also know that

they each gave an independent description

of a black male in a green Geo parked outside when they came in.

All right, Chief. Let's do it!

Five-mile sweep.

[SHOUTS] It's a five-mile sweep.

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

OFFICER 1: I'm driving.OFFICER 2: I never get to drive.

[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

[POLICE CHATTER CONTINUES]

[SIREN BEEPING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO] All units, bank robbery suspect is still at large.

He is a black male, 35 years of age,

and driving a green compact car.

Dispatch, I got the suspect in a green Geo.

North-five on Weeping Willow, under pursuit.

[SHOUTING] Yes, you are!

Yes, you are!

I am understanding!

I can't hear you!

[SIRENS WAILING]

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SHOUTING] I can't hear you!

What did you say?

I cannot hear you!

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SIRENS BLARING, GUNS COCKING]

[SHOUTING] Oh, my goodness!

[SHOUTING] Don't kill me!

Miss Holt, if you don't mind, I got a few more questions.

[CRYING] I wanna go home!

For her or for me?

Well, for her.

[CRYING] Take me home, Ernie. Please?

Can I take her home?

Or can I at least have something to eat?

[CRYING] It was awful!

He was gonna kill us.

He kept yelling and he had a gun.

[GASPING] Frank!

[CRYING AND SQUEALING]

[SOFTLY] Take me away.

[REASSURINGLY] It's all right, sweetheart. I'm here. It's all right.

Just give her some room. She's in shock.

You Syler?

I got here as soon as I could.

[SARCASTICALLY] That's a relief.

You're FBI? Lead agent in charge?

That's right.

Must've been one hell of a ruckus.

Oh, Frank. I'm soglad you're here.

Miss Carter, are you all right?

Oh, yes. I have spoken with the president

and he has authorized me to hire you for security work on your time off.

Huh. Why don't we wait a while for that?

Oh, please. [WHISPERS] Frank?

[NERVOUSLY] Well, I don't know.

I'm sure there's plenty of qualified officers who could.

Oh, but the tellers all know you.

And I personally feel so much better having you here.

[BREATHES HEAVILY] Say you will, Frank?

Well, looks like I don't have any choice, does it?

FRANK: Hear that, sweetheart?

Everything's gonna be fine from now on.

[CRYING] You sure?

Mm-hmm.[CYNDEE SOBBING]

[SIREN WAILING]

Now, just be calm.

Try and sit very still.

Can you do that?

Okay.

There's no reason to be nervous,

[SOFTLY] we're testing all the employees at the bank.

Uh-huh.

Now, I'm gonna start with some simple true-false questions

to give me a baseline reading. Do you understand?

True.

Your name is Cyndee Lafrance, true or false?

Well, actually, it's Syler.

[INTERRUPTING] True or false, please?

False, I guess.

You live at 1238 Alessandro street, true or false?

That's true. [METAL CLANGS] Right...

Um...

[STAMMERING] I'll just...

You work at the Bank of Woodville, true or false?

False.

'Cause it's the FirstBank of Woodville.

Saturday is the day you're normally scheduled at the bank.

[PHONE RINGING]Uh-huh.

True, I mean...

[SIGHS] She's a sweet kid...

We'll see.

You think she ever saw Basic Instinct?

Please try to sit still.

Oh. Sorry. [BREATHES HEAVILY]

The man told you to empty your teller drawer in the bag.

True.

You recognize this man?

False.

This man was a stranger to you?

True.

Frank?

Frank? [SCREAMING][FRANK GROWLING]

[SHOUTS] My, God!

[LAUGHS] I scared you, didn't I?Oh, you're the biggest jerk!

Yeah, but I'm a rich jerk.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[EXCITEDLY] Show me, show me, show me, show me!

[SHOUTS] Rich! We're rich!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[EXCITEDLY] Oh, Monticello floor plan, here we come!

[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHILY] God, I love you.

[BOTH MOANING]

Now, all we gotta do is pick up the tickets.

I wish you'd told me this sooner.

The Grand Caymans are usually booked at this time of year.

Well, we were counting on being there this week.

I'm sure there must be some way you can help us.

She's doing the best she can.

If you had just done what I told you, we'd be on a plane tomorrow.

[SARCASTICALLY] We can't all be Mr. Perfect.

[TYPING]

Let me try something.

I'll be right back.

I don't see what the big difference is.

You don't see?

[WHISPERING] Why don't we go to like Cancun, or Acapulco?

[ANGRILY] They'll arrest us in Mexico!

Oh.

The Caymans are the only place where the money can't be traced.

Well, why didn't you say that?The...

You know, you are really freaking out.

Cyndee, I swear to God, if we can't get to the Caymans...

Good news!

There's a round-trip cancellation for two.

We'll take it.

Well, it's reserved for next Sunday.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[WHISPERING] The new mall opens next Sunday.

We'll take the tickets.

But, Frank...We will take the tickets.

ROYCE: I tell you, this is an inside job.

Problem is, all the employees aced the polygraph.

Okay?

Could you tell me how this perpetrator knows so much?

Hell, he even said it's an inside job.

This is Dawn Holt's deposition.

I'm gonna quote what it says.

"The clown said,

"'I know this bank and I know where the alarm buttons are.'"

Well, he could've been bluffing.

Well, then, why didn't he check the rest of the bank?

He didn't waste any time making mistakes. No.

Because, he knew exactly where these tellers had access.

And that's why he never searched beyond that.

Which suggests why he also knew about the bank bills.

So, we're back to zero.

Tell me why he only handcuffed Ms. Holt?

And tell me why he used the same cuff cord

that Woodville police officers use.

Come on! Frank Syler?

An eight-year vet with the Navy Seal,

medals for bravery, and six commendations?

Oh, so what? That was then. This is now.

He's well-liked by all the other officers.

He regularly scores excellent on performance reviews.

Heck, fire!

He's on the fast track for promotion to Sergeant!

So, what force of nature

could compel Dudley Do-Right

to rob a bank?

Bob, is it possible you got a

personal problem with this guy?

Yeah, that's possible.

There's something about this smug SOB

that makes me wanna wipe that smile from his face.

But I've also got

a two-year police officer

who's got maxed-out credit at every woman's store in town.

And having seen Miss Lafrance for yourself, gentlemen,

can any of you tell me this isn't a very expensive little motor to keep running?

You two don't seem to know each other. Should we?

How do you spell savory?Hmm?

ED: [DELIBERATELY SLOW] I said, how do you spell savory?

What do I look like? A dictionary?

A dictionary's better lookin'.

You wait till I win that supply of beef stew.

You better win a brain first.

[SARCASTICALLY] Very funny.

That beef stew with the lumberjack on the can?

[SARCASTICALLY] No, the beef stew with your face on the can.

[SCOFFS][SARCASTICALLY] Very funny.

S-A...Whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Go slow.

S-A...Got that. Got that!

V...Ain't no "B" in savory, is there?

"V" I said. As in Vegas.

All right, all right. I got it.

O-R...Got it. Got it.

How many blanks you got left?

It's open space.

Y or I-E.

[SHOUTS] Well, which is it?

I don't know, find a damn dictionary.

I-E.

All right.

Let's assume we got the motive.

We got the means with Frank and Cyndee,

we still don't have enough to interrogate him.

Interrogate him? Hell,

he's a security guard at the bank he just robbed!

He could get away with it.

Especially if he knows about the recorded serial numbers.

So, he only gets to spend 240 instead of the whole quarter mil.

Good news.

Whatcha got?Okay.

The parking structure's divided into two sections.

One for customers, one for employees.

Now we know Cyndee parked in the customer section.

So? The customer section is closest to the entry.

On Saturday, there's no walk-ins. Go ahead.

Right. But, to get into the employee section,

you need to pass a control arm.

And to do that, you need an ID card with a magnetic strip on the back.

So what would you say if I told you

the control arm keeps a record of which car gains entry? Time and date.

Saturday, March 15th. 8:41 a.m.

Cyndee Lafrance's code

gained entry to that very employee parking section.

Syler used her card.

Mm-hmm. Andthe employee section is close enough

for him to get in and out quickly

and yet not be seen by Dawn and Ernie when they pulled in.

Frank.

♪ If you wanna hang with this crowd, honey ♪

So, then you know what he did?

He takes me home after the robbery.

After six hours of being questioned by the cops,

I'm still crying my eyes out and I'm like,

"Oh, but he is being so sweet and so comforting."

Only, the next thing I feel

is him trying to take off my bra!

No way!Yes, way!

And so, I jump off the couch

and I'm like, "I can't believe it!"

And I start screaming at him like, "You disgusting pervert. You make me sick!"

So then you know what he says?

"Oh, come on, baby. I was just trying to help you get relaxed."

[SCOFFS] Well, what did you do?

I told him to get the hell out of my apartment.

If he ever comes back, I will call the damn cops.

Hey, did they ask you about him at the lie detector test?

Oh, yes. There were trying to be so cute.

Askin' me questions like,

"Have I ever been promiscuous?"

You know, I don't even know what that means.

And like, "How long did I know Ernie?"

I don't know. It's like they were suspecting me of something.

Oh, come on.Oh, it's true!

So, I told them. I said,

"Do you know what?

"You can take your stupid lie detector test

"and you can shove it.

"Because, you ought to be out there trying to catch that guy!"

I wonder what he's doin' with all that money.

Oh, he's probably spending it all on drugs. You know, that's what they all do.

Wouldn't it be funny if he was just like a...

like a regular guy?

Just, wantin' to buy a house or something.

[SARCASTICALLY] Oh, yeah. Right. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, my God! Look at the time.

DAWN: Oh! We gotta get back to work.

Can you just take the money out of our purse?

And take a tip, too.

Thank you very much.

BOTH: Thank you.

[WHISPERS] Now, it's gonna stick on my nails.

[GIGGLES]

You know, they're never gonna catch that guy.

Oh, of course not.

He's probably a million miles away by now.

[PHONE RINGING, INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Everything copacetic?

Hi, Frank.

Good to see you, Dawn.

[SOFTLY] Here you go.

Anything I can do to help over here?

No. I'm just getting money for the new mall.

Well, you be careful not to spend it all in one...

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

Excuse me.

[SOFTLY] I don't have any idea what this is about, Frank.

Well, I'm sure it's just police business.

Good to see you.

You're in a good mood.

Well, I've been developing some leads in the case, and I thought maybe...

You're quite the detective, aren't you, Syler?

Well, you know,

just doing my job, keeping the dook-dooks at bay.

Keepin' the what?

You know, it's cop slang.

[VOCALIZING]

Uh, is there something you want to see me about, sir?

I'm scheduling you for a polygraph.

[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]

Well,

I'm sure that's routine.

You're probably bringing in all the other friends and relatives...

No.

I specifically want you to be tested.

Well, but...

I don't understand. I mean,

we're all on the same team here, aren't we?

Be there tomorrow at 11:00.

CYNDEE: Will you help me look for it?

Frank!I haven't seen it.

Did you check your car?

I'm a little busy right now.

Maybe it's under the seat.

Did you hear what I said?

I'm taking a lie detector test in an hour.

All I ever hear about is that stupid...

You're stupid!

Listen to me.

I'm a little busy right now.

Would you forget about the damn bracelet for one minute?

Oh.

[SIGHS] They suspect me, Cyndee.

They suspect us both.

Well, maybe we should postpone our vacation.

I don't believe this.What?

It's not a vacation!So?

Didn't you say they needed proof?

Cindy, the money is the proof.

If we don't get it to the Caymans by Sunday,

we're going to prison.

Aren't you even a little bit nervous?

Why should I be?

Everything has always worked out before.

Besides, the bank is sending me

to therapy sessions to work out my fears.

Well, I hope you're not saying anything stupid.

[SCOFFS]

I am not the one having a spaz attack over a lie detector test.

I'm gonna check my bedroom. Please, check the car.

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

INTERROGATOR: Were you at home on the morning of March 15th?

True.

You had no part in planning or executing the robbery.

True.

That's right, Syler.

Keep digging it deeper.

You're being completely honest.

True.

You're concerned with what Cyndee said in her examination.

False.

CYNDEE: [CRYING] The gun was just so huge,

and he kept thrusting it at me again and again.

[STAMMERING] I was just really scared.

It was about then that I woke up screaming.

And your first feeling upon realizing it was a dream?

CYNDEE: I wanted it to end.

I don't want to be scared no more, Doctor.

I just don't want to be scared no more.

Oh, when is this ever going to stop?

Neither one of us has been able to sleep since the robbery.

Tell me how you feel.

Well, we...

I mean, I...

I... I...

You're angry.

Well, you bet I'm angry.

If the man who did this was sitting right here, what would you say to him?

I'd say, "You're a selfish bastard."

That's what I'd say.

DAWN: I'd say, "You wanted money and so you just took it.

"And you didn't care how much you scared us,

"or how much you screwed up our lives."

"Yeah, and just 'cause nobody got hurt don't mean it's not wrong."

"Yeah, what about scaring us half to death, huh?

"What about that, huh? You think that isn't hurting us?

"If I saw you right now, I'd beat the crap out of ya."

I'd say, "You damn bastard,

"I'd take a damn baseball bat and beat your damn brains in.[DIAL TONE BLARING]

"What do you think about that? Huh?"

[RECORDED MESSAGE ON PHONE] If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.

If you need help, hang up and then dial...

Hey, you know, sometimes I think

that you're the only one who really understands how it feels.

I know, I mean, it's like a bond between us.

We were just friends, you know, but now, it's like we're close friends.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, you want to check out the new mall together this Sunday?

Oh, I can't.

Why not?

Me and Frank are going away.

You are? Where?Uh-huh.

The Grand Caymans.

Since when?

We just decided,

you know, we need a vacation.

Oh.

Well, what's wrong with you?

Nothin'.

I just thought, since we were such close friends and all,

you woulda told me.

Well, I forgot, okay? It's no big deal.

Do the police know?

My husband is a cop.

I don't think...Your husband?

My fiance. You know what I mean.

Well, I probably won't see you 'til I get back.

Don't we work together tomorrow?

Oh, no. Uh...

I told them I just can't possibly work the Saturday shift no more.

It's just too dangerous.

Well, don't spend too much at the mall.

[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

She made you do it, didn't she, Frank?

[CHUCKLES] Come on, Frank, you can tell us.

"I need a new dress, Frank.

"I need a new car.

"I'm not gonna sleep with you, unless..."

It's not true.

Don't be disrespectful.

Oh, you're a married man now, aren't you, Frank?

About six weeks ago, you and Cyndee, a quicky,

civil ceremony?

It was so she could get on my health insurance.

Oh, health insurance?

Yeah, and it didn't have anything to do with not having to testify

against each other if you got caught.

I said, it was so she could get on my...

You said, probably as no one believes you anymore.

That's your problem.

You had means and motive, Frank.

The money. Where is it, Frank?

Pfft. I don't have any money!

Oh, sure you do, Frank.

And bet you also have Cyndee's parking card too, don't you?

That's where you screwed up big time, Frank.

ROBINSON: Tell us what happened, Frank.

You used Cyndee's ID card...That's not true.

Frank! Make it easier on yourself. Just tell us.

You hid until Dawn and Ernie arrived...

No, it's not true.

Frank, the girl has already described your weapon.

9mm automatic.

That's the same pistol you carry on duty.

I don't care.

Oh, you're gonna care when I search your car.

You can't do that.Search your apartment.

Oh, yeah? You're gonna tell me what I can do,

what I can't do?

ROYCE: You're gonna explain the law to me.

I was carrying a badge when you were still in diapers, sonny.

I'm gonna give you the news, boy.

Your ass is grass and I got the mowers.

Thirty-six of them.

You don't have any evidence.

You cocky son of a...

Hey, hey!

Excuse me, Agent Royce?

There's someone on the telephone, I think you better talk to.

[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

Is this being recorded?Yes, sir.

This is Agent Royce.

You... You're working on the bank robbery, aren't you?

Yeah. Who is this?

I don't want to give my name.

I'll hang up if you make me.

No, no. It's okay.

I just thought you should know something

about somebody

that I used to think was a friend.

[CRIES]

[DOOR OPENS]

Frank!

Someone just dropped a dime on you.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Going to the Grand Cayman Islands, Frank?

Back to your snorkel?

So what if I am?

You think that was such a good idea, Frank?

Going somewhere that's so famous for concealing money?

You can't stop me.

Oh, man, I'll tear out your...

Bob?

We're gonna let this punk just walk out of here, Tuggle?

We're gonna let good old Officer Syler just get on that plane on Sunday

with a big, bulging suitcase.

I'm leaving.

Sit down.

Am I under arrest?

I didn't think so.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Well,

it's Friday now.

Can't hold him without evidence. Gotta tie Frank to the money.

Well, we got exactly 36 hours

to shake something loose, or...

hope one of them makes a mistake.

And if they don't?

Then they'll get away with it.

And there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

KID: Wait!

[SHOUTING] Wait!

Wait!

[CLOCK TICKING]

[MAN ON RADIO] Good morning, Woodville.[ALARM BEEPING]

This is K-Wood. It's Saturday a.m...

Frank!

Are you in there?

Frank!

Frank?

Frank!

What?

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

Is there a shopping center nearby? Repeat...

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

What is the rate of exchange today?

[IN INDIAN ACCENT] You think it's a punishment?

Next time you come, you get arrested.

We'll see. If you...

Thank you, have a nice day!

[PHONE RINGING]

First Bank of Woodville.

Hey, it's Cyndee. Have you seen Frank?

Hi, Cyndee, isn't he with you?

Yes, yes, he is, uh...

He just, um... He...

How about he might have stopped by or something?

Cyndee,

what are you talking about? Nothing, it's fine.

Don't you worry about a thing. Okay, all right, bye.

[DIAL TONE BLARING]

Oh! Oh!

He took my car!

Oh!

[CAR ALARM BLARING]

[SNORING]

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

To the airport, please. Repeat...

[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING SPANISH]

Would you buy me a gift, please?

Repeat.

ELEANOR: At least have some breakfast.

I got people waiting for me, sweetie.

ELEANOR: But I made your favorite.

I know.

[PHONE RINGING]

Could you get if for me, will you, sugar?

ELEANOR: It's Charles Robinson.

Hey.

You shook the tail?

Don't tell me that.

Okay, I'm on the way. I'm hangin' up.

...the international runways.

Oh, really?

I've got some interesting shapes to show your viewers today.

I want to go to the mall.

Fine, then go.

As long as you leave them credit cards right here.

I need stuff, damn it!

Like what? A new face?

Now listen to me, mush for brains,

I'm going to that mall tomorrow, and I'm taking those cards.

No, you ain't.

Oh, that's it.

Now you are gonna die!

Come here, butthead. Come here!

Put that down! You break that, I'm gonna...

Hey, Frankie.

Ed. Marlene.

What do you want?

Shut up!

He's my little brother, okay? He don't have to want nothing.

So what do you want?

I need a distributor from the '72 Fiat.

Oh, yeah, it's out there. I'll help you get it.

That's okay, I'll pull it myself.

What, are you sure?

It's simple...Oh, I'll see what...

Give me that back!

Since when do you smoke cigarettes?

I just want one.

You only call me when you want to be a bad girl.

Yeah, well, you didn't have to come.

Where's your bracelet?

Uh, it's... It's in the car.

You know, I don't wear it every second.

Hey, what's with you?Nothin'.

I just thought it would be nice if we, you know,

just talked.

Yeah, well, last time we just talked, I ended up with a gun at my head, so...

Look, do you want to make some money, or not?

What?

Do you think that there might be a reward

for information about that robbery?

I don't know. I guess.

Maybe.

Why, you know somethin'?

You think I do?

Well, I don't know. You just said that...

No, no, I didn't say I did.

So, then what...

What if I heard something?

You heard something?No, I'm not saying I did.

I'm just saying, what if?

Look, Cynd, this is the craziest thing I ever heard of.

No, no, listen, okay?

What if I did hear something?

And I told you that something.

And then you were to go to the police

and they were to give you a reward?

Wouldn't that kinda be like a...

Oh. Oh, my God!

Get out.

Go on, get out!

You two are the weirdest.

I hope I wasn't interrupting anything.

Well, you were the one that ran off with all the money.

"Ran off with all the money?"

Are you aware that the cops are watching us both?

They are?Yeah.

But it doesn't matter anymore.

They can search this place all they want. Our cars, too.

You hid the money?

We'll pick it up tomorrow. On our way to the airport.

Frank, I was just really scared.

You were gone, and then the car was gone, and...

Cyndee, I promised I was gonna take care of you.

I'm gonna keep that promise.

So, where did you hide it?

Don't worry. Nobody's gonna find it.

Where is it?

At my brother's.

What?

You just gave it to them?

You think I'm stupid?

They thought I was getting a part from a car.

But where did you put it?

I hid it, okay?

You satisfied now?

You know, sometimes you really amaze me.

[SCOFFS]

Sometimes I amaze myself.

I'm just scared of being white trash for the rest of my life.

It's not gonna happen, Cyndee.

We're getting on that plane.

Starting tomorrow, we're living new lives.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

I love you, Frank.

I love you, too.

Yeah, we gotta stay in this apartment until tomorrow.

Gee, what do you think we should do about it?

[MOANS]

I mean, it's all day now.

CYNDEE: By the way, have you seen my bracelet?

[CYNDEE GIGGLING]

[CLOCK MEOWS]

Wait. Stop it!

I'll give you my lunch money!

[MOUTHING NUMBERS]

[MAN ON SPEAKER] Yes, sir, Officer Woods had just called

and he said he'd be with you in one moment.

Eighty-four miles, sir.

Are you sure they haven't spotted you?

WOODS: Yes, sir.

Well, you stay put.

And if you lose either one of them again,

it'll be a mistake you'll always regret.

ROYCE: You understand that?

Yes, sir. [SIGHS WEARILY]

Eighty-four miles.

It's 42 out and back.

Unless he drove around some.

And this area here's all swampland.

He could have hid that money anywhere.

But he wouldn't.

Syler's methodical. He'd go someplace specific.

Hmm.

Wait a minute. Let me check his file.

Going to the big opening tomorrow?

Oh, I wouldn't miss it. Are you?You bet.

I understand they'll have three different yogurt stands

in various locations throughout the mall.

I love that frozen yogurt.

It's good for you, too.

Adventure World.

Well, hi there, Mrs. Syler.

Just hold one little minute.

[MOUTHING]

They're such a sweet couple.

Mrs. Syler?

I checked on that upgrade you asked about,

and it turns out they don't rent Mercedes in the Caymans.

But I was able to get you a Cadillac.

Will that be all right?

TUGGLE: The father ran off when the two boys were small,

no known whereabouts.

The mother died about ten years ago

after a long battle with cancer.

ROBINSON: Hmm. So the brother is the only living relative then?

Uh-huh. Ed Syler.

Kind of a screwball.

Dishonorable discharge from the Marines.

Several insurance claims over the years.

"Slip... [CHUCKLES] Slip and fall in the grocery store."

[LAUGHING]

ROBINSON: He bought this wrecking yard

with a settlement about six years ago.

Maybe good old Ed will let us look around.

Well, we don't have a search warrant.

I'll think of something.

MAN 1: You sound like a real fine lady

who would make me very honored to escort you around the new mall tomorrow.

[REWINDING]Yeah.

That sounds like a lot of fun.

MAN 2: Like a fine wine that mellows with age,

I know your ad said 40s to 50s,

but I'm as spry as any of those youngsters...

"Spry" means he has one foot in the grave.

[WHINES]

MAN 3: And then, the little filly might invite the great, big stallion over to her corral

where we could be alone together to put each other through our paces.

What do you say to that?Hmm.

[DOGS BARKING]

Marlene!

Nice.Let me do the talking.

[DOGS CONTINUE BARKING]

ED: Yeah, uh-huh, that's right.

You're gonna need a torque converter on that transmission, and...

[KNOCK AT DOOR]Door's open!

Uh, yeah. That's right.

Uh, listen, I have some people here. I might have to call you back on that.

Hey, fellers. What can I do you for?

You Ed?Yep. Ed Syler, in the flesh.

And you are?Bob Royce for the FBI.

Agent Robinson, Assistant Police Chief. Tuggle here.

We didn't do nothin'. At least I didn't.

Well, actually, what I'd like to know is,

when's the last time you saw your brother?

Frank?

Yeah, he was here this morning, wasn't he?

Why? What's he done?

Let's put it this way.

Are you familiar with the First Bank of Woodville

that was robbed last week?

[LAUGHING]

What, you think Frank robbed the bank?

My little brother, Frank the cop?

What's so damn funny?

Well, nothing. I just think you're barking up the wrong tree is all.

Well, then you don't mind if we have a look around?

No, wait a minute.

Look around for what?ROYCE: I don't know.

Maybe a couple of hundred thousand dollars.

Oh, my God!

Shut up.

You got a search warrant?

What, for a friendly look around at some of your items?

You ain't got one, do ya?

I'm an FBI agent, Ed.

How long do you think it's gonna take me to get a search warrant?

Yeah, well, Bob,

until you get one,

it looks like you and me got nothing more to say to each other.

I got some news for you, old son.

When I get back here,

I'm gonna tear this greasy little pig pen of yours apart.

And if I find one dollar of that money on this property,

both of you are going down on conspiracy charges.

You understand me?

Let's go.

[DOOR SLAMS]

[CAR STARTING]

Whoo-whee! [CHUCKLES]

MARLENE: Where do you think you're going?

I will find that Fiat.

What Fiat?

The one my little brother hid his stolen money in.

Wait for me!

ED: You go that way!

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, I shouldn't even be talking to you.

I mean, you should have heard what my mom said

when I told her I agreed to see you again.

She thinks I'm damn crazy.

And, you know, I probably am!

I mean, God,

how many times have I sworn to myself that I was never gonna see you again

and just let myself get sucked right back in...

What are you doing?

Babe...

Babe, will you marry me?

Oh, my God!

I mean, we can go sign up for stuff at the mall tomorrow when it opens.

Oh! You are just the sweetest, honey.

I just... Oh, my God!

Wait until my mother...

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Yes, oh, yes!

[GLASS BREAKING]

MARLENE: Ed, where are you?

ED: Over here.

Come on, Ed, let's go home.

[DOGS BARKING]

I'm cold and I'm tired.

We ain't going to find nothing.

Hell, he's a cop. He ain't no bank robber.

Just a stupid notion you have.

[PANTING]

What's that?I don't know what.

Let's take a look.

[GASPS]

Oh, my God!

Good old Frankie. Who woulda thought?

I've never seen so much money in all my life.

This is God smiling down on us, Marlene.

This is payback for all them years

and all them contests.

I finally get the big enchilada!

Hallelujah!

[CACKLES]

Wait a minute.

What? What? What's the matter?

The FBI agent. He's gonna be watching us.

We're starting to show up high rollers...

Oh, man, you got that right.

Of course, I'm right. What are we gonna do?

All right, first thing...

Let's get this up at the house.

Stash it up yonder.

I'll carry it.We'll both carry it.

I'll carry the big end.You got the big end.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[ROYCE VOCALIZING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

Oh.

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]

[SHUSHING]

I can't leave without my bracelet!Yes, you can!

CYNDEE: I can't believe you...[SHUSHING]

[CYNDEE GASPS]

[BOTH WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

I'm unimpressed.

You could have at least rented full size!

[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

Everything is gonna change for us, Cyndee.

Our whole lives are never gonna be the same.

I know.

It's funny, isn't it,

how things don't turn out the way you expect?

Did you know that I always wanted to be a cashier?

No way.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's true.

[CHUCKLES]

When I was a little girl, I used to push my baby brother to play "store" with me,

just so I could make change.

I always wanted to be a cop.

I still think the Monticello floor plan would've been better.

My fault, isn't it?

If they hadn't found out about the parking card,

we wouldn't have to leave.

Well, it's probably crazy to think we could just stay here

like nothing ever happened.

Well, at least we're still getting out with the money.

At least we still have each other.

CYNDEE: Ew! Yuck.

This place is disgusting.

It's a junkyard. What do you want?

Well, couldn't you have found someplace cleaner?

[IMITATING] "Couldn't you have found someplace cleaner?"

Hope you think it's real funny

when I'm in that plane looking all greasy like a big old dirtball.

This is crazy.

What's wrong?It's not here.

Well, where is it?I don't know!

[WHISTLES]

[GUNS COCKING]ROYCE: Hey, Frank!

Here it is.

Are we in trouble?Don't say a word.

We don't know anything about this.

No, of course you didn't.

Your brother accidentally found this last night.

He called to say we could come pick it up.

Oh, my God!Be quiet!

But I wanted to catch you in the act.

FRANK: Of what?

I just came here to find a part for my car.

Yeah. That's right.

ROYCE: Cut the bull.

You got nothing connecting us to that money.

Yeah, I have.

"Cyndee.

"The ultimate babe."

Oh, that's where it was. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Well, maybe if you had let me look for it...

All right, fellas. Cuff 'em!

Hey!

Hey, watch my sunglasses.

Can I at least say goodbye to my husband?

Sugar, you go right ahead. Take your time.

COP: Come on.

Don't worry, Frank.

These things always have a way of working out.

Well, look here.

I believe I'll take this home with me.

COP: Yes, sir, I believe that's a 1962 grass mower.

They don't make mowers like that anymore.

Take it easy on yourself.

What are you talking about?

Where's the rest of the money?

What?

Two hundred fifty was taken from the bank,

a hundred and sixty was found in the duffel.

I figure that means there's still $90,000 missing.

You wouldn't know where any of that money might be, would you, Frank?

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello, Adventure World. How may I help you?

Yes, we specialize in tropical vacations.

Did you have a particular destination in mind?

Someplace far away?

Oh, yes. We have some lovely packages.

Depending on your price range...

Something expensive?

Well, uh, if you don't mind my asking,

is this a honeymoon, or a...

Pardon me?

The big enchilada?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOGS BARKING]

[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]