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beautiful

animal giving me a

mouthful your wife

bright want you to

see want you to see

want you to

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see want you to

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see sorry sorry it's it's all good I was

just going to have to grab my stuff

brought you a drink

thank you but I do have some Al

motives I was hoping you could handle

some things inside for me as well inside

what I I mean like like like inside what

what

nothing like like feed the cat water are

the inside plants I'm going to town for

a couple of days at conference in San

Francisco yeah know whatever you need

are you going to present the uh the

paper that you were

writing yeah I I I am oh and I I took

your suggestion on the title

impossibility is much better than

modality it's a lot more

relatable glad to hear I could help not

that I could be a philosophy Professor

or anything I mean who knows what you

will hold for you you're a bright kid

you've always got more options than you

think you

do thanks isn't your birthday coming up

2 days ago kept it low key

18 oh uh

my ride's almost here I'm going to go

change sorry no I'll take care of

everything thanks

for happy birthday mate maybe we should

do something to

celebrate I'm back

Sunday he's a sexy unicorn perfect but

unattainable I swear I mean she opened

the door I just have to figure out

figure out how to walk through come make

unicorn babies with me Nate come on I

mean you guys have made fun of me

forever for waiting for the perfect

first time and now that I actually have

a chance with this unbelievably perfect

woman you're not helping what do I do

well remember sex said with Mrs Downey

in fifth grade with a vagina puppet come

on clitoris clitorus you know the more I

say it the more I don't know which is

right stop I mean porn Nate study up

watch a ton of it okay a whole ton of it

also

situps got to do a lot of those it's all

in the core who has the most experience

in sex it's quality not quantity oh

really what are we talking about German

exchange girl now is there any other

word in the English language sexier than

bicurious you're an idiot how does

appreciating a wide spectrum of human

sexuality make me an idiot it's not just

the sex part I really think that it

could be more than that I really think

we have a connection you're such a girl

wanting love and sex and a big package

through the bow no a woman like this I

need to break my a game I just have to

figure out how to be enough for in 48

hours just don't put too much thought

into it just get your passport stamped

okay you little I told you last

time you do it again and you get what

you

deserve

fast you think you're

fast what back into the room what that

little half small thing you do the side

of your mouth goes up like a crowbar

usually means there's something don't

want to say look if you really want to

have some kind of love connection with

this woman you're not going to get it

from dubious sex tips mouth out off the

web I it's going to come from you just

being yourself yeah but I mean myself as

a nervous inexperienced guy who can't

believe he's getting a shot at this

perfect woman you're not going to

convince her your Brad Pit to lay it out

I am a nervous and experienced guy who

can't believe I'm getting a chance with

a perfect woman like you if she goes for

it at least she'll like you for who you

really are isn't that what you

want and if all else

fails

vagina stop

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it I'm going to take that yoga class oh

good the naked y

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bye

Nate bye Miss

Gilbert let's do this hey um come on dad

I don't know if I feel like practicing

today seriously come on so what do you

uh what do you think of Linda

huh I don't know she's nice I

guess not that ass am I right she was my

English teacher in sixth grade I do not

get where you got this this puritanical

crap from all right listen I I really

like I like

her well that's nice Dad no I'm I'm

sorry um can I ask you a

question is the perfect woman the one

who makes you want to be a perfect

man uh

well who knows what the perfect woman is

you

know the perfect woman is the one that

you have not met yet

all right let's go shooting drill let's

do

it come

on come on give it to me see it take the

shot Dad I think I'm just going to take

a run

today what no no hey where you going get

back here hey take the goddamn shot

right now

you

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didy

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a

I remember you said that they were your

favorite

flowers what are you doing

here welcoming you home

um I'm sorry I thought you said

no uh no I I didn't necessarily mean the

minute I got back but uh

it's it's it's

okay uh you want to

drink um yeah sure

um scratch on the

Rocks uh single malt single grain

Blended um

what oh um actually to be honest I

haven't had Scotch before but I just

thought I sounded like a cool thing to

say I'm going to have some tea would you

like a cup

sure um how was your

trip it was

fine did you kill it with your

paper it's uh it's sweet that you're

interested in my

work I really am

we' been doing some reading brushing up

on the fundamentals ploh

Symposium

really yeah and how the whole philosophy

of love was started by um a woman named

D something um DEA yeah philosopher

Priestess yeah did you read what she

said about young people in

love you know I might have fallen asleep

before I got to that part

she said that young people should first

be taught to love one beautiful body

which will lead to an

appreciation of beauty in all

bodies she said that

mhm eventually one

transcends the physical and learns to

appreciate the beauty of the

Soul

finally one

experiences pure virtue and gains

immortality in the love of the

Gods and

this Plato argues

is the

importance of physical

love

that's so

it's on the timer leave it

on you're so

beautiful you're beautiful and smart and

funny and amazing and I've Imad In This

Moment all summer

have you ever seen Hawks have

sex they meet in the sky join together

while they're flying and Tumble down

together like nothing else matters like

there's no ground benath

them that's how I feel with

you what's

wrong I'm sorry why are you sorry I just

I I I can't do

this what did I do wrong I absolutely

nothing so what is

it it's just this this this means uh

this means more to you than but what

about Plato Symposium the priest is the

beauty of the Soul

you just wanted this to be

sex yeah I can do that no you can't it

doesn't have to mean anything to me

honestly like how can it not mean

something to you it's who you are I can

be different why would you why would you

want to you are a great kid you're

you're a great young man I'm old enough

this isn't about being too young

I just thought I was some some Lawn Boy

no I'm I'm I'm sorry this was

just this was supposed to be a fun

thing this wasn't supposed to be a

relationship it couldn't be a

relationship

no

no seriously

I think you should leave now

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your advice was terrible at least you

put yourself out there you took a risk

you went for the perfect experience

better than never trying trust me I'm

nowhere near that braak what do you

mean so you know German exchange

girl I actually never full on stuck with

him she wanted to

but something just wasn't

right I just kind of freaked out and

broke up up

there I'm

sorry why didn't you tell me I teased

you so much for waiting for the perfect

person and there I was doing the same

thing a while I wasn't sure if I just

didn't like her but I think I'm just

maybe not into girls so you're uh not by

then sounds so uncool but I'm pretty

sure I'm straight yeah too

bad CU being by doubles rods of finding

the perfect person so there's no such

thing as perfect

so I guess neither of us are ever going

to have sex nope

doomed although you know someone once

told me that there are always more

options than you think there are what's

that supposed to

mean nothing I guess

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you you to

see you to

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see want you to

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see want you to see

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