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honey

marie i'm home

uh

oh my god it's my husband marie how

could you

ted i can explain relax man take it easy

take it easy take it easy i'm gonna

kill you

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um what are you doing i'm protecting

myself

you're supposed to overpower me remember

okay but my instinct is to protect

myself i have nowhere to go

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what it's very threatening honey please

i have nowhere to move okay okay you're

supposed to

yeah let's try something else hey but i

don't understand why you can't just

sit here or there be comfortable

i make very good love to your beautiful

wife and you just

watch and enjoy it i mean it's simple

no that's not what he wants yeah that's

not what i'm thank you honey that's

um um i would like

to discover

the infidelity in progress i would then

like

for you to dominate me

and to put me in the corner over there

against my will

um forcing me

to watch

that make sense

i just think it's weird it's so much

logistic

okay well thank you for your opinion or

or or should i

say judgment no no no no i'm not i'm not

i made this judging i'm just very help

clear and i know i know we're gonna get

to it

can i make a suggestion ted

you come in and then

theo you jump off the bed and then you

take control and then honey you don't

have to jump all the way to the bed

fine great problem solved

give you guys a minute i think you're

doing great oh thank you

yeah i'm just not a violent person i

understand completely and i make love

for a living

i'm sure you're very good at it well yes

marie i'm home

oh my god

how do you even do that

hurry how could you

marie how could you oh

huh my husband i've been done

thank you no thank you pow pow

now you go sit in a corner and you watch

me make love to your wife

no what still no good i did exactly what

you asked

is it just me am i not making myself

clear i

want it to feel real to be real

have you ever been in a fight yes and

did you walk up to the person and say

paw-pal

no i threw a shoe at him very hard in

his face

okay it was

very painful for him i did not like it

it happened on the bus

honey can we just simplify things

okay maybe i should just go

cause apparently i'm making things too

complicated so you two

can do whatever it is you guys want to

do oh

geez babe

babe stop

i know you have a vision in your mind

but just be patient

i feel like he's mocking me no one is

mocking you you're just being a little

bit nitpicky i'm not trying to be

difficult

i thought you said he had acting

experience modeling

whatever just be patient okay

okay let's try this again

is he okay he'll be fine he's just a

little nervous

you know yeah he's uh

he's very particular well he's an

engineer so kind of comes with the

territory but i think he's just working

through some stuff

you're very kind thank you

yeah i think you have every eye to the

man you enjoy yourself

on your terms

marie how could you

i think he broke my nose

it was such a stupid idea hold still

i'm so sorry for putting you through

this it was so selfish of me

you're just making things a little too

complicated

this is supposed to be fun

there look

if you want to stop yeah i can get them

out of here right now and we could

like watch a movie or something

what

your nose will be fine

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oh

hey you okay man please forgive me

it's fine honey do you want to sit in

the corner over there

please have a seat man

just relax okay

i'll take care of him okay it's gonna be

good

i'm a professional

all right okay you ready

please [ __ ] me before he starts again

okay

okay buddy i'm going to [ __ ] your wife

now

yeah okay oh

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[Laughter]

oh

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teddy what are you doing i just wanted

to say you guys are doing a really good

job

hey thank you teddy get back in the

[ __ ] chair okay i just what okay

okay okay

yes please okay oh

you know for his own uh scenario

he always says he wants to be fast so

it's all against his will

what are you guys talking about you know

i think we really helped him fulfill his

own fantasy

are you whispering you're absolutely

right

get him out of his own way i'm just

doing what he asks

it's ran it's for him

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oh

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that's all of it thank you it was a

pleasure working with you guys huh

you're

great right hey maybe we should do this

again sometime soon huh

practice makes perfect

next week we'll call you

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you