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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,720 honey 2 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:31,840 marie i'm home 3 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,680 uh 4 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:48,160 oh my god it's my husband marie how 5 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:52,160 could you 6 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:56,320 ted i can explain relax man take it easy 7 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:58,150 take it easy take it easy i'm gonna 8 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:01,270 kill you 9 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:01,270 [Music] 10 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,960 um what are you doing i'm protecting 11 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,759 myself 12 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:17,360 you're supposed to overpower me remember 13 00:01:15,759 --> 00:01:20,640 okay but my instinct is to protect 14 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,640 myself i have nowhere to go 15 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:26,880 [Laughter] 16 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:29,280 what it's very threatening honey please 17 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:31,360 i have nowhere to move okay okay you're 18 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:33,920 supposed to 19 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,840 yeah let's try something else hey but i 20 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:38,960 don't understand why you can't just 21 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:42,079 sit here or there be comfortable 22 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:43,119 i make very good love to your beautiful 23 00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:46,720 wife and you just 24 00:01:43,119 --> 00:01:48,720 watch and enjoy it i mean it's simple 25 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,079 no that's not what he wants yeah that's 26 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:53,600 not what i'm thank you honey that's 27 00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:56,960 um um i would like 28 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:59,520 to discover 29 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,159 the infidelity in progress i would then 30 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,759 like 31 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:05,840 for you to dominate me 32 00:02:03,759 --> 00:02:07,040 and to put me in the corner over there 33 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,479 against my will 34 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:12,959 um forcing me 35 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:12,959 to watch 36 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,879 that make sense 37 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:25,360 i just think it's weird it's so much 38 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,680 logistic 39 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,720 okay well thank you for your opinion or 40 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,040 or or should i 41 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,959 say judgment no no no no i'm not i'm not 42 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,640 i made this judging i'm just very help 43 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:37,840 clear and i know i know we're gonna get 44 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,840 to it 45 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:45,440 can i make a suggestion ted 46 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:47,840 you come in and then 47 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,200 theo you jump off the bed and then you 48 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:52,239 take control and then honey you don't 49 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,239 have to jump all the way to the bed 50 00:02:55,200 --> 00:03:01,760 fine great problem solved 51 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,200 give you guys a minute i think you're 52 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,120 doing great oh thank you 53 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,640 yeah i'm just not a violent person i 54 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,519 understand completely and i make love 55 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:19,840 for a living 56 00:03:07,519 --> 00:03:19,840 i'm sure you're very good at it well yes 57 00:03:27,519 --> 00:03:33,840 marie i'm home 58 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,400 oh my god 59 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:47,840 how do you even do that 60 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,879 hurry how could you 61 00:03:55,360 --> 00:04:02,720 marie how could you oh 62 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:02,720 huh my husband i've been done 63 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:12,239 thank you no thank you pow pow 64 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:15,840 now you go sit in a corner and you watch 65 00:04:12,239 --> 00:04:15,840 me make love to your wife 66 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,759 no what still no good i did exactly what 67 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,680 you asked 68 00:04:25,759 --> 00:04:28,960 is it just me am i not making myself 69 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:33,680 clear i 70 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:36,639 want it to feel real to be real 71 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:38,400 have you ever been in a fight yes and 72 00:04:36,639 --> 00:04:39,120 did you walk up to the person and say 73 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,199 paw-pal 74 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,120 no i threw a shoe at him very hard in 75 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:46,960 his face 76 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:49,440 okay it was 77 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:52,320 very painful for him i did not like it 78 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,320 it happened on the bus 79 00:04:52,639 --> 00:05:01,280 honey can we just simplify things 80 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:03,600 okay maybe i should just go 81 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:05,039 cause apparently i'm making things too 82 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,360 complicated so you two 83 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:08,840 can do whatever it is you guys want to 84 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:12,960 do oh 85 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:17,360 geez babe 86 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:17,360 babe stop 87 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,000 i know you have a vision in your mind 88 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:23,840 but just be patient 89 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,280 i feel like he's mocking me no one is 90 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,479 mocking you you're just being a little 91 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,919 bit nitpicky i'm not trying to be 92 00:05:26,479 --> 00:05:29,120 difficult 93 00:05:27,919 --> 00:05:31,120 i thought you said he had acting 94 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:34,960 experience modeling 95 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:39,840 whatever just be patient okay 96 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:39,840 okay let's try this again 97 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:47,759 is he okay he'll be fine he's just a 98 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:51,120 little nervous 99 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:53,360 you know yeah he's uh 100 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,800 he's very particular well he's an 101 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,160 engineer so kind of comes with the 102 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,880 territory but i think he's just working 103 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,880 through some stuff 104 00:06:01,759 --> 00:06:08,800 you're very kind thank you 105 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:10,240 yeah i think you have every eye to the 106 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,960 man you enjoy yourself 107 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,960 on your terms 108 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,840 marie how could you 109 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:28,479 i think he broke my nose 110 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:34,080 it was such a stupid idea hold still 111 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,000 i'm so sorry for putting you through 112 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:38,000 this it was so selfish of me 113 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,800 you're just making things a little too 114 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:44,720 complicated 115 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,720 this is supposed to be fun 116 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:54,400 there look 117 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:57,280 if you want to stop yeah i can get them 118 00:06:54,400 --> 00:07:03,680 out of here right now and we could 119 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:06,000 like watch a movie or something 120 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,000 what 121 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:17,840 your nose will be fine 122 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:34,750 [Music] 123 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:45,840 [Music] 124 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,840 oh 125 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:53,199 hey you okay man please forgive me 126 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:56,160 it's fine honey do you want to sit in 127 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:56,160 the corner over there 128 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:01,039 please have a seat man 129 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:15,440 just relax okay 130 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:17,120 i'll take care of him okay it's gonna be 131 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:26,000 good 132 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:30,000 i'm a professional 133 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,759 all right okay you ready 134 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,120 please [ __ ] me before he starts again 135 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:35,360 okay 136 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,320 okay buddy i'm going to [ __ ] your wife 137 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:41,839 now 138 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:41,839 yeah okay oh 139 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:48,649 [Music] 140 00:08:57,630 --> 00:09:04,660 [Laughter] 141 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:12,769 oh 142 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:12,769 [Music] 143 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,600 teddy what are you doing i just wanted 144 00:09:15,839 --> 00:09:18,480 to say you guys are doing a really good 145 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,080 job 146 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:23,839 hey thank you teddy get back in the 147 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,839 [ __ ] chair okay i just what okay 148 00:09:25,839 --> 00:09:37,839 okay okay 149 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:37,839 yes please okay oh 150 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:45,040 you know for his own uh scenario 151 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,560 he always says he wants to be fast so 152 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:50,320 it's all against his will 153 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:52,880 what are you guys talking about you know 154 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,920 i think we really helped him fulfill his 155 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,519 own fantasy 156 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,279 are you whispering you're absolutely 157 00:09:55,519 --> 00:09:59,760 right 158 00:09:57,279 --> 00:10:00,720 get him out of his own way i'm just 159 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:05,839 doing what he asks 160 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:05,839 it's ran it's for him 161 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:13,299 [Music] 162 00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:19,839 oh 163 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:33,610 [Music] 164 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:44,800 that's all of it thank you it was a 165 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,360 pleasure working with you guys huh 166 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,240 you're 167 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:50,240 great right hey maybe we should do this 168 00:10:48,240 --> 00:11:00,399 again sometime soon huh 169 00:10:50,240 --> 00:11:14,160 practice makes perfect 170 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:40,920 next week we'll call you 171 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:40,920 [Music] 172 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,360 you10896

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