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[Horns honking]

Push it in then.

Push your choke in. You're flooding the engine.

Can't you drive this thing?

Push the choke... get down there and push the choke in.

I'm terribly sorry.

You bully!

Bobby! Bobby!

Look! Get...

Push the choke in, lady.

Push it in.

Push the choke in.

Put it in there.

Get it started, then.

Oh.

Hey!

[Horns honking]

I'll have this.

Thank you, sir.

Hmm, very nice book.

Violets for your furs, madam.

Like the song.

Like the song.

Thank you very much.

Do you like Napoleon?

I've always been mad about him.

Napoleon?

Can't pronounce any of the latest countries.

Thank you for the flowers. They're lovely.

Madam.

The violets were lovely.

Thank you.

If you're going to be obscene,

you'll have to make it diamonds.

I saw you eviscerate that truck.

Did you?

Yes.

Thanks.

Listen, want to have dinner with me tonight?

I'm going on holiday in the morning.

I didn't ask you for breakfast.

What about dinner tonight?

Where?

Anywhere.

Name a place. That way I'll know a lot about you.

Then I'll know whether to accept.

The Mirabelle.

You're not my type. Just think you are.

Canabelle?

Don't be so Mayfair. I'm not like that.

Give me a hint.

Like what?

Well, your name.

Angel mcginnis, and I'm not married.

We'll drive out to surrey,

and we'll have beer and sausages.

I live in flask walk, hampstead.

Next door to the herbologist.

7:00.

I'll do as I'm told.

Listen, I'll bring diamonds.

Funny, you don't look obscene.

I'm not obscene. I'm just generous to a fault.

Me, too.

How lovely.

Yeah, lovely.

I absolutely adore traveling.

I always wanted to take a boat

and sail to salamanca and tangiers

and all the thousand islands.

Do you have a name?

Just answer yes or no.

Yes.

Are you married at the moment?

No.

Then what's your name?

Barney Lincoln.

You're splendidly gorgeous, you know.

Thank you. Mother thought so.

Do I remind you of your mother?

Nor my father.

How super.

I expect you think I'm just an ordinary pickup.

That's right, Irving.

I'm rather well-connected, actually.

Just thought you ought to know.

To your connection.

My connections.

I'm going to be away a couple of weeks,

but when I get back,

I'd take it kindly if you'd let me call.

Oh, no. You came out of nowhere in a bright red sport car

with no mummy and no daddy.

I'd hate to learn that you were real.

We can take it in stages.

Mm-mmm. That would spoil everything.

[Car starts]

Shazam!

[Rock music plays through earphone]

Monte Carlo. Cinq cent cinquante-huit.

Londres, monte Carlo. Cinq cent quarante-six.

Doucement, doucement.

Estoril. Londres.

Monte Carlo.

Londres.

Estoril.

Monte Carlo.

Londres.

Monte Carlo.

Ace, king, 3, 4, 7.

Ace, king, 3, 4, 7.

6, 9, Jack, deuce, 3.

6, 9, Jack, deuce, 3.

Yes, straight. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

Well, we're going to be very rich

and live happily ever after.

I can't tell you what a help this has been

to my research project.

I've never seen such beautiful slides

of the tlupea harengus.

That one. Yes.

Or the roccus saxatilis. Marvelous.

And that's not even to mention

the protopterus aethiopicus.

I'm so glad you like us.

We're a little museum, actually, totally without pretension,

but we like to feel our slide collection is rather daring.

Ha ha ha ha.

Well, it left me breathless.

Listen, there's a nasty fellow.

Oh, yes.

Kill, kill, kill.

You know, that's really all he likes to do.

Mmm. Naughty little pristis antiquorum.

Ha ha ha.

He certainly is a big one, no doubt about that.

Will you be back this afternoon?

Ah. No. Today's session about wraps it up.

Tell your director that I thank you both very much

and that if my thesis succeeds,

I owe you a great debt.

No. It's been lovely having you, Professor.

So few people visit us,

we sometimes forget we exist.

Ha ha. Ha ha.

How sweet.

Uh. Oh.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Bonjour.

Dites-moi,

qu'est-ce que c'est... Kaleidoscope?

Playing cards.

Oh?

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir. Vous avez un banco?

Bien sur, monsieur. Il contient trente mille quatre.

Voulez-vous changer...

A votre service, monsieur.

How are you, Sam? Really in love this time, huh? Charmed.

A mettre au jeu.

[Indistinct]

Cinq mille francs au banco. Qui fait ce banco?

Oh!

Deux.

Euh, dix-huit.

Dix-huit.

Rien.

[Speaking french]

Quatre. A LA banque.

[Speaking french]

You followed me.

Did you follow me?

You followed me first.

I never followed... The tea shop.

But I gave you violets. There's a difference, you know.

And I bring you... Diamonds.

You trying to compromise me, lady?

Absolutely.

Good girl. Come on, we'll have a drink.

No, thanks. I'll just nibble at your champagne.

What you going to do?

You mean when I grow up or now?

I don't care what people do when they grow up.

We'll think of something. Come here.

Un banco de trois mille francs. Qui fait ce banco?

Qui fait ce banco?

Banco.

Banco suivi.

Trois mille francs au banco. Qui demande ce banco?

Banco.

Banco est demandé.

Carte.

Neuf. A LA banque.

Sept LA ponte.

Un banco de six mille.

Qui fait ce banco? Banco.

Suivi.

Carte.

Huit.

Trois LA ponte.

Un banco de douze mille.

Qui fait ce banco de douze mille francs?

LA main passe.

Monsieur.

Huit mille au banco.

Un banco de huit mille. Suivi.

Banco suivi.

[Woman] Carte.

Carte.

Huit. A LA banque.

Sept.

Seize mille.

Suivi.

Non.

Non.

Sept. A LA banque. Trois.

Un banco de vingt-et-un mille francs.

[Whistles under breath]

Non.

Non.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Un banco de quatre mille francs.

Qui fait ce banco de quatre mille francs? Banco.

Banco.

Carte.

Carte.

Neuf. A LA banque.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Un banco de huit mille.

Qui fait ce banco? Suivi.

Banco suivi.

Carte. Carte.

Oh I l.

Neuf.

Oh! Oh!

Ohh!

Huit, deux.

LA main passe.

Oh I l.

Oh... Oh! Oh.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Mmm!

Merci bien, monsieur. Pour les employés.

Oh... Oh...

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Daddy.

It's me... angel.

I'm having a lovely time, thanks.

I've got you a present.

Very beautiful.

Exactly what you want.

It's a Lincoln.

I don't believe you're a career girl.

I design kinky clothes for baby-faced girls from...

What do you really do?

I design kinky clothes for baby-faced Chelsea girls

who like to show off their pretty little knees.

Well, I can't see your pretty little knees.

We could be doing this anywhere else in the whole world.

Why did we have to come all the way to France?

If we hadn't come, we wouldn't have met again.

Good thinking.

Of course, if we hadn't come all this way...

We'd probably be doing exactly the same thing somewhere else,

only with different people.

Is that a... Purely hypothetical thought?

Purely.

Mmm. Very risqué.

Well, you know what they say about English girls.

Mmm. True.

You won pots of money at the casino.

I was very impressed.

It was pots, wasn't it?

Pots.

Then I'm obviously lucky for you.

A rabbit's foot.

Mm-hmm.

Will you stay here and win more?

Hmm-mmm. I'll go someplace else and win more.

Where?

Mmm... I'll... Go to...

The Italian lakes...

Estoril,

baden-baden,

Nassau.

You'll lose without your rabbit's foot.

You're fickle. I thought you were hung up on Napoleon.

Napoleon who?

Mmm.

Mmm. It's me again, Manny.

He's off to Italy today.

Mmm. That's right.

Oh, I'll think of something.

[Speaking Italian]

Buona sera.

Buona sera.

Grazie.

Oh, grazie. Grazie mille.

[Speaking Italian]

If I went and sat in one of those comfy chairs,

would you bring me a cup of tea?

My pleasure is to be at your pleasure, signorina.

[Indistinct]

I beg your pardon. You're English, aren't you?

You asked the Porter for tea.

May I join you? I've been playing so long,

I long to sit one out.

Yes, of course. Do sit.

If you ask that waiter nicely,

I'm sure he'll bring you the times crossword.

If you'd stop thinking of me

as a faded British caricature,

we'd enjoy each other so much more.

Isn't it nice of me to share my discovery?

Mm-hmm. Which one is he?

The one I came in with.

I'll go and watch him play.

Manny, I don't mean to be prickly.

No, I know you don't.

But then... We don't really talk

the same language anymore, do we?

No. We don't.

But we try every now and again just once in a while.

Don't get him hurt.

People around you seem to get hurt sometimes.

And I don't want that.

Good heavens,

what an extraordinary idea.

I must go and watch your Mr. Lincoln.

And thank you for getting in touch with me.

Things may work out very neatly after all.

For whom?

For me.

Isn't that why you brought this man to my attention?

You're looking very charming this evening.

Carte.

Carte.

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

Neuf. A LA banque.

Deux.

[Speaking french]

Carte?

Carte.

No.

[Speaking french]

Banco.

[Speaking french]

Neuf a LA banque.

[Speaking french]

Banco.

Neuf LA ponte.

Banco. Banco.

Neuf LA ponte.

Six.

You know, you puzzle me.

Lucky streaks don't last forever,

and you always quit so soon.

It's funny. I can't sustain my interest in some things.

Barney?

Hmm?

Barney, are you awake?

Mm-hmm.

I mean really awake? I want to talk to you.

[Sighs]

Do I detect a new note in your cheerful bird song?

I hope not.

That would be dreary, and being dreary embarrasses me.

What is it, miss mcginnis?

Is your vacation getting you down?

My vacation's lovely, thank you.

A bit different than the one I planned.

Much more sexy, lovely.

You see, I've never eaten roast larks before,

sat on a black cow...

I haven't finished. I'm making a speech.

I certainly never meant to get involved...

Damn! Why did you give me those lousy violets?

None of it would have happened if you hadn't.

I loathe violets.

I adored you for that.

You're building up to a scene.

Surprising. You're not the type.

That's a stupid thing to say, and you know it.

I'm simply trying to explain to you something about me,

about my instincts and things.

Instincts?

Yes.

They're not very clear, a bit all over the place,

but they're mine, and I trust them.

That's why I loved your ugly purple flowers,

why I'm with you now, why I'm going.

Stop acting like a little girl.

I'll thump you if you say rotten, stupid things to me.

I'm going back to London.

You can't. You're my rabbit's foot.

No, I'm not.

Shut your eyes and start counting to 100.

Never tell yourself I didn't really exist.

I think you're serious.

Yes, I am. Start counting.

Count!

1, 2,

3, 4, 5,

6, 7, 8,

9, 10...

[Counting in Italian]

[Counting in german]

Danke.

[Counting in french]

It does not make you happy to win money?

What'd you say?

£32,000.

You asked for pounds?

Good.

You have been in deauville before, monsieur Lincoln,

but it was a long time ago, am I not right?

You have a good memory.

Yes. I'm perfect.

Then suppose you tell me

what time the first plane leaves for London.

8:30. You will be early.

If you say so.

Bonjour, monsieur Lincoln.

[Speaking french]

Isn't it awfully boring winning all evening?

I can't take the excitement of losing.

Mr. Lincoln?

Tony Anderson.

Oh, yeah.

You deserve a drink. Care to join me?

Sure, sure.

Uh, I got to...

Jean, tell Louis to change the plaques.

Shall we go to my office?

It's the first time it's happened at my tables.

To your health, sir.

We should be drinking to the poor devil

who held the bank against you.

I like how you pay your winners.

To your health, sir.

[Knock on door]

Oh, come in.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Your winnings, sir.

Our receipt.

Ah, my pleasure.

Well, that's that, I guess, huh?

Not quite, Mr. Lincoln.

Who is this?

Immanuel mcginnis,

new Scotland yard.

Tomorrow morning, 10:00.

Do try to be punctual.

You won't disappoint me, will you?

What if I did?

That would be very rude.

Oh. All right.

Promise?

You want me to cross my heart, darling?

That would be charming. Ha.

Tomorrow morning, then.

10:00, my place.

Good night, Tony, dear.

Good night.

Hey, uh, where's, uh...

Listen, uh, could you... Could you...

Uh...

No time.

Inspector mcginnis?

Mr. Lincoln?

You're very hard to find, inspector.

Good morning, Mr. Lincoln. Do come in.

I found it, miss Albert, and, uh, tea for two, huh?

[Engine chugging]

Uh, excuse me.

You needn't be alarmed, Mr. Lincoln.

I'm not going to arrest you.

Never dreamed you were.

Oh, really?

Ah, tea.

Thank you, miss Albert.

Milk and sugar?

No, neither. I would like to ask a question.

Before tea?

One of our more... Acceptable British customs,

don't you think?

Inspector mcginnis, you wouldn't be related

to a certain miss angel mcginnis, would you?

My daughter.

She brought you to my attention.

Later, she regretted having done so.

[Knock on door]

Daughter?

I can't find him anywhere, sir.

He's here, aimes.

Oh, Mr. Lincoln.

This is my assistant, Mr. Lincoln.

That'll do, aimes.

I'll be on the firing range if you need me, sir.

Another member of the family, right?

Don't ask.

Now, by way of background,

my interests are not primarily concerned with gambling.

The department I'm in charge of

deals with homicide, extortion, narcotics,

and related pastimes as practiced by britons at home and abroad.

It's a constant irritant to my national pride

to realize how busy this keeps me.

I'm going to offer you a job,

one I hope you won't find too tedious,

one which you might even enjoy.

Are you interested?

Well, my time is your time, inspector.

Like the song.

Like the song.

How best to get this started?

Ah, yes.

In 1925, there was born in London

an ambitious lad of nimble brain and no means

by the name of Harry.

I shan't bore you with the details of his early career.

Suffice it to say that real opportunity presented itself

with the coming of the second world war.

[Engine whirs]

Well, if you were British,

you'd remember a wartime scandal

involving the disappearance

of a fortune in morphine.

And although his name kept cropping up during the investigation,

Harry left the service with nothing more serious

than a tarnished reputation.

There are those, and I am one,

who believe he also left with about £500,000 sterling,

deposited in Swiss bank accounts.

You must take that as wicked gossip.

I hope I haven't lost your interest, Mr. Lincoln.

Is Harry going to turn out to be you?

Wouldn't that be fun?

After the war, as Harry dominion,

he ran little business ventures on the continent.

Extraordinarily successful little ventures,

which have provided him with enough capital

to buy an old London gaming club.

He calls it, with elegant simplicity, dominion.

Do you know the place?

That's a description of the man.

Legal in every respect.

Of course, if I were to listen to gossip...

Let's. You're having such a good time.

Gossip has it that Mr. dominion also runs

the largest narcotics delivery service in the world.

You're putting me on, Sherlock.

That's too big and fancy.

I wish I were.

He picks up the stuff in China

and dumps it in Europe and the United States.

Rakes in vast amounts of money for his efforts.

And we don't like him.

Cut up his tricycle tires.

I really hate him.

He's bad.

Bad, huh?

Doesn't sound dumb.

Exactly.

He's a wonderful challenge, do you see?

That's why the business of getting him...

Finally really getting him,

is going to be full of interesting details.

You're going to love your new job, Mr. Lincoln.

Wrong.

I haven't worked in years.

Do let me finish, sir.

Dominion has gone heavily into debt

to finance the largest cash-and-carry scheme of his whole career.

But he's made himself vulnerable.

This is where you come in.

I didn't make myself clear. I don't come in.

Didn't I make myself clear that I don't come in?

Cut.

Queen of clubs.

King of diamonds.

King of spades.

10 of diamonds.

That's good. Uh... So?

I'm afraid this is one hand in the game

you can't win, Mr. Lincoln.

This file contains a record of all your activities

since you arrived in Europe,

down to the minutest detail.

There's a copy of a hotel register in Geneva.

A piece of a padlock.

O.K., inspector, it's your ballgame.

What next?

Well, as I said,

dominion is in debt,

so I'm putting financial pressure on him.

While I squeeze from my side,

I want you to squeeze from the other side.

What other side?

Poker. The man plays poker.

Every evening, in a high-stakes game at his own club.

And he plays poker very, very well.

And you want me to beat him?

I want you to beat him.

I want you to beat him and beat him.

I want you to drive him to the ground

like a wicket.

I want the man ruined.

That's all?

That's all.

Then we can forget your transgressions up to this point.

Donate what you win from dominion to charity,

and tell the card company to revise the designs

on the backs of their plates.

But, uh... What if I lose?

My dear chap, how can you?

Well...

[Chuckling]

[Laughing]

[Laughing louder]

Oh, what wicked gossip.

Tongues will wag.

[Chuckling]

Wait until you hear, gentlemen.

It's too good.

I really should save it for the Brandy.

[Speaking french]

Ah, be patient, Paul. Be patient.

This is a classic moment.

You will appreciate it

if you'll just be patient.

[Chuckling]

Billy, will you check everyone's glass for wine?

Sir.

Thank you.

Do you like the wine, Paul?

I picked it with you in mind.

C'est... c'est le travail, eh?

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Now first... A toast.

To... All of us.

To us. To us. To us.

Ho ho ho ho!

Wait till you hear.

It's absolute heaven, it's so classic.

Are you ready?

Well...

I have just heard...

From an unimpeachable source

that one amongst us...

Is a traitor.

Don't you love it?

Hmm? Funny?

It's hysterical.

A traitor, Johnny.

A traitor.

I don't know how else to say it.

A police informer.

A betrayer.

It's so pure.

Will the real Judas iscariot please stand up?

Please come to the point, dominion.

Is this true or another of your little games?

Oh, it's velly, velly true, Mr. han.

All right, who is it?

That's the lovely part. I don't know.

Until my unimpeachable source calls back,

I have no more idea than the rest of you.

That's what's so perfect.

Shall we guess?

You can be first.

Ce n'est pas du tout amusant.

You don't find it amusing, but I do.

Oh, I do, indeed.

Would you care to have a guess, Johnny?

Oh, no, thanks.

Pity. Edmund?

Han?

Anybody?

What about you, Billy?

I hardly think I should presume, sir.

Oh, well,

maybe I should start the game.

Well, perhaps the traitor is...

Me?

[Telephone rings]

Oh.

[Ring]

I wish we could have played longer.

[Ring]

Will we?

[Ring]

Won't we?

[Ring] Will we?

[Ring]

Won't we?

[Ring]

Will we join the dance?

[Ring]

Answer it!

[Ring]

Thank you, Paul.

[Ring]

[Dominion] Yes?

Merci.

Who would have thought?

Billy, you can take the phone away.

And you might call Eddie.

Sir.

Will you excuse me for a moment, gentlemen?

Uh, Johnny, will you join me for a moment?

Eddie?

Dominion wants you.

Do you want some water?

You liked the wine, didn't you?

Yeah. Marvelous.

Paul didn't.

[Door creaks]

What exactly did he do?

Paul?

Nothing.

What's the matter, Johnny...

Feeling cold?

And then there were eight.

You've been most understanding.

We'll be in touch with you before long.

Let me know if you have any questions.

I've got a question.

Uh... Angel...

Is, uh... She a member of the police force?

Good lord, no. That would be chaos.

No, she just gave her doddering old daddy a present.

Something she knew he'd like.

Oh, Mr. Lincoln.

My turn now.

From your history,

and of course I've checked,

you have no criminal record.

You're independently wealthy.

A gambler, investor, and that sort of thing,

but you're not a criminal.

Would you mind telling me

why you went to so much trouble just to win at cards?

You promise not to tell?

Mm-hmm.

Well, once the idea occurred to me,

it was absolutely irresistible.

I suppose so.

And, uh, inspector.

Hmm?

You're an unusual father.

So I've been told.

Goodbye, Mr. Lincoln.

Do you think he can beat dominion, sir?

Oh, yes.

Is there likely to be any trouble?

Not for Mr. Lincoln.

Does it make me look fat?

I think you look super.

Really? You think?

Marvelous.

O.K. I'll take it. Thanks.

Aah! Barney!

I'll wait.

I'll wait.

But...

Go.

It's 20 guineas. Do you want to pay or charge?

I've never seen 20 guineas in one place.

Charge it.

Thank you very much.

Bye.

Before you get started on me, I want to explain.

You've seen Manny.

Manny? If he's your father,

why not call him daddy like other kids do?

I don't see what that's got to do with anything.

You've set me up,

given me an option on a prison cell...

You're right, it doesn't.

Call him the easter bunny.

I've just got some questions,

and give me yes or no answers.

1... did you turn me into the police?

Yes, but it's not fair asking questions you know.

Did you do it when we met in London?

No.

Nice? Cannes?

No.

Monte Carlo?

Monte car... Why?

Well, I'd never seen anybody who gambled so beautifully before.

Did your daddy tell you what he wanted me for?

No. He just wanted to meet a beautiful cards player.

I thought that you...

Did you 86 me because he asked you to?

Dump? Walk out on me.

No, of course not.

And are you still part of his little project?

No.

Will you believe me if I tell you it doesn't matter?

Could we possibly have some tea

and discuss your inconsistencies alone?

Can I ask you something?

Is it a good one?

You're in love with me?

That's right.

Right.

Oh, I say.

Oh, I say.

Aimes?

Sir.

Mm-hmm.

Bring Mr. Lincoln in, will you?

Oh, yes, sir.

[Whistle]

And, aimes...

Do it quietly, won't you?

Oh, yes, sir.

Let's go.

Get in the car.

Go on, get in.

Get in.

That's it. Good.

Mcginnis!

Mcginnis!

Mcginnis!

Come on!

Mcginnis!

Grab his feet.

Come on!

Mcginnis!

Mcginnis!

I got him, sir.

That'll do, gentlemen.

Mcginnis, if I ever lay eyes on this little creep again,

the whole thing's off.

You can play games,

but Barney Lincoln doesn't play.

Run along to the rifle range, aimes.

We'll talk later.

Right, sir.

You let this twit loose with real bullets?

He's a brilliant shot.

What a distorted outfit.

I beg your pardon?

Nothing.

What's the emergency?

Tonight's the night.

What night?

For you to meet dominion.

All right. I'll start tonight.

And finish.

Stop being a surrealist.

It'll take time.

Something's come up.

If I do it in one night, he'll know.

That's a chance I'm prepared to take.

Bully for you, pally.

Look, Mr. Lincoln, I have you in a vice.

I could squeeze you until there's nothing left.

I choose not to do so because you're useful to me.

Do I make myself clear?

The game starts at 9:30 in the salle privee.

Make arrangements to play.

I don't think they know me.

I'm sure you can get in if you try.

[Whistle]

Evening, sir.

Lincoln. Barney Lincoln.

An introduction was arranged by lord kleiman.

Yes, sir. You're expected. You and...

Constant companion.

The salle privee, sir?

Barney, it's lovely.

Thank you for bringing me.

The salle privee, sir.

Could you get me some plaques?

Certainly.

I think that you should stick to roulette.

But...

200.

Queens fold.

Hand to Mr. giordi.

Mr. Lincoln.

Ah, Mr. Lincoln! We'd begun to despair.

I'm Harry dominion. Place number 5.

This is Edward kelp,

Alfredo giordi,

lord westerly,

Peter Leeds, and Freddie Dawson.

And this is Billy.

The table plays five card stud and draw poker.

Standard rules.

No ante, no cagnotte.

Croupier will execute all shuffles

and deal all hands starting to the left of the designated dealer.

The designated dealer is indicated by the one penny copper piece,

which the croupier will move clockwise

at the end of each deal.

The designated dealer will elect the game

and execute the cut.

The player may call for new cards

at any time before the deal has commenced.

A cut may be called at any time.

The limits at this table are a minimum of £10

with a maximum of £20,000.

Any questions?

Then, gentlemen, the table's right.

Seven players.

Mr. giordi.

Stud.

Five card stud.

Cards.

Drink?

Scotch.

Soda?

No.

Cut, please.

4.

4.

Jack.

Queen.

King.

5.

10.

King's bet.

50.

Open for £50.

Call.

Rise.

Rise of £50.

£100 to the second 4.

Call.

Jack down.

I'll call.

Call.

Call.

Hand's right. Second card.

Ace to 4.

4 to 4, making a pair.

7 to queen.

Queen to the king.

Jack to the 10.

Pair of 4s bet.

£100.

£100 bet.

Out.

Call.

Rise.

100...

And 500.

Rise of £500 to the pair of 4s.

Call.

No.

Hand is right. Card.

10 to the ace.

3 to a pair of 4s.

Pair of 4s bet.

Check.

£1,000.

Bet of £1,000.

Call.

Hand's right.

Last card.

10 making a pair.

Jack to the pair of 4s.

Pair of 10s bet.

2,000.

2,000 bet.

2,000 and...

Up 20,000.

Rise of £20,000.

£20,000 to the pair of 10s.

£20,000 to the pair of 10...

I know that.

I call.

Bet is called.

Ace over 10.

Three 4s.

Hand to Mr. Lincoln.

The 4 was gone!

I'm sure the 4 was gone!

It seems you were mistaken.

The Porter will show you the way out.

My lord.

So hard to be young and rich

all at the same time.

Queens over 10s.

Hand to Mr. Lincoln.

You must excuse me, gentlemen.

I'm called away.

Continue without me.

I shall be back shortly.

Vivre I'empereur.

Merci, mademoiselle.

I didn't realize I had any fans left.

Since I was 11.

How nice.

All right, who's the clever bastard?

Barney Lincoln.

American.

Bonafide.

Does he cheat?

The mustafa syndicate says no.

They checked him out after he took £50,000 from monte Carlo.

Even sent velasquez to Italy

to watch him play.

Nothing.

Where's he from?

New York, Nevada,

the Caribbean, all over.

Known as a good, solid card player.

Not flashy.

Young, but not flashy.

Well, he's very flashy tonight.

Very.

He had a girl with him.

She's here.

Where?

The one you just spoke to.

She's killing time waiting for him, I'd say.

Interesting.

Anything else?

He's carrying a note on a midland bank for £250,000.

Endorsed it for 50,000 when he came in.

For plaques.

O.K.

Bon soir, Josephine.

What's a pretty child like you

doing amongst all these grownup delinquents?

Isn't it funny how they like losing?

I like them losing.

I own the club.

You really are incredibly like him.

A bit taller, perhaps.

Um...

What happens in there?

That's where the real delinquents play.

How lovely.

Let's add loveliness to loveliness.

Hand to Mr. Lincoln.

Gentlemen, may I introduce my rabbit's foot?

Captain, would you see that the lovely lady

gets a comfortable chair?

Wasn't there a house rule that no women...

There was. I just had a board meeting and changed it.

Now then, gentlemen,

I'd like to propose a change of stakes.

Would that be all right with you, Mr. Lincoln?

What do you have in mind?

No limit.

Oh, my!

The table limit is 20,000.

It was.

Edward?

Yes, all right.

Señor giordi?

Very interesting.

Very interesting.

Sorry to lose you, Mr. Dawson.

Well, Billy.

Nice to see you, Freddie.

Give Mr. Leeds.

Good night.

Uh, more cards, please.

Very good, sir.

Wake up, Willie.

I want some cards.

They eating them?

These are for the salle privee.

Himself.

LA Dee da.

You ain't half a sloppy devil.

Hurry up, will you?

I haven't got all night.

Hand me that crowbar, mate.

I've got to break out a new crate.

Willie, what you doing?

I'm filing me nails.

Only there's an open box of cards down there.

They're all dusty.

Ain't we grand?

Mr. dominion has the deal.

Something wrong, Mr. Lincoln?

No.

Stud.

Five card stud poker.

I can't understand it.

I was terribly good in front of Mr. Lincoln.

Do you ever clean this?

Did you have a good annual dinner, sir?

Dreadful, as usual.

I suppose management thinks

just because people are interested in steam engines,

they never notice food.

I'll take two.

Thank you.

Just a minute.

I'll bet 5.

I just wonder how it's going.

I hope he's having better luck than I am.

Your bet.

Oh, yes.

Cover the 5, and, um...

Raise you 10, sir.

Do you think it was right

miss mcginnis going along tonight?

There's nothing I can do about it.

Anyway, Lincoln knows she mustn't be told of this affair.

Yes, but...

Dominion doesn't know her.

The place is surrounded with policemen.

They'll telephone if anything happens.

We must just be patient.

I'll... See you.

Well, play the game, aimes.

[Croupier] Hand to Mr. Leeds.

Mr. dominion's deal.

[Dominion] Stud.

No limit.

Poker. Five card stud.

Five players.

6.

Jack.

King.

King.

10.

First king's bet.

£100.

Hand open for £100.

Call.

Call.

6 down.

Garbage.

Hand is right.

King for a pair.

3 for second king,

and a 10 for a pair.

Pair of kings bet.

£1,000.

1,000 bet.

Out.

1,000...

And 3,000.

Rise of £3,000.

Call.

Hand is right.

3 to a pair of king.

Jack to a pair of 10s.

Pair of kings bet.

Check.

10,000.

10,000 bet.

10,000 and, uh...

Raise...

50,000.

Rise of £50,000.

20, 30, 40,

41,

42,

43...

Um...

Ah, 48, 49, 50.

Call.

Hand is right. Last card.

3 for two pairs

10 for three 10s.

Three 10s bet.

Uh, what is the date?

Um, the 2nd.

£250,000.

Sapristi!

Pardon, pardon.

Ooh, Barney...

Midland bank.

Hand to Mr. Lincoln.

Va-tout.

Can't you ever lose?

Hey, uh, haven't seen my girl, have you?

Blonde girl.

She left a few minutes ago with Mr. dominion.

You're to meet them later at his home for a party.

Wait, wait, wait. Where's home?

Oh, knotting hill gate, sir, with my mother...

Not yours, Evelyn, his.

Oh, Mr. dominion.

He has a rather splendid home, like a castle.

It's in the country near boggs-on-slyly.

Boggs-on-what?

Thank you, Billy.

Welcome to my country cottage.

It's small, but we love it.

[Dog whimpering]

[Woof woof woof]

Don't move or make a sound

or I shan't be able to control the dog, sir.

[Organ music playing]

How lovely.

Look, no hands.

So soon, Mr. Lincoln,

you must have flown on the wings of Eros.

We're having a cup of tea.

Do join us, Mr. Lincoln.

Oh, how lovely. Thank you.

Scones or sticky buns, Mr. Lincoln?

Oh, uh, sticky buns.

They're absolutely delicious.

Isn't she lovely?

Oh, this is fun. It's almost like a party.

Won't you sit down, Mr. Lincoln?

There's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you.

Perhaps the lady would like a tour.

Eddie, show the lovely lady the seashell collection

or the suits of iberian armor.

No. You must see the napoleona.

Oh, that would be lovely.

And, Eddie, you can close the dogs in now.

It's almost daylight.

Yes, Mr. dominion.

Well...

Now that, uh, we're alone,

what do you want?

Mr. Lincoln, I find myself in a temporary financial embarrassment.

I require a loan.

Anything for a friend. How much?

All.

Everything I won from you?

And everything I would have won from you. All.

Your money or your life.

And the young lady's life, too.

Do you, uh, have a pen?

Huh?

Sir.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Uhh!

We play poker my way now, Mr. Lincoln.

I'm afraid we shall have to curtail the tour.

Would you get the car?

Yes, sir.

Has something happened?

I think your friend needs you.

What do you mean?

I'm afraid he's met his Waterloo.

Barney.

Barney!

Barney, Barney,

what's happened? Speak up. Talk to me.

Leave it running and get Billy.

Yes, sir.

Hey, Billy.

Where's Lincoln and the girl?

But you said fetch Billy.

Give me that.

Get up, lovely lady.

He can't walk.

Then he can crawl.

Aah!

Are you all right, sir?

Twit.

The terrace, Billy.

Right.

I hate guns.

Oh, you bastard!

And I don't like fighting.

How does living grab you?

[Dogs growling]

Ahh. Eddie.

Yes, sir.

Get the car.

Yes, sir.

Now run, will you?

I am.

How powerful is our car, Eddie?

About 350 horsepower.

350 horses against two breathless children.

350 horses.

Well.

Eddie, feed those horses now.

Harry dominion.

My name is immanuel mcginnis,

new Scotland yard.

Come with me.

I was coming to give his money back.

Do you usually deliver money at the point of a gun?

You have a point.

I think you'll find we have several points to discuss.

Shall we go in your car or shall we go in mine?

Perhaps we'd better go in mine.

Morning, lovely lady.

Incidentally, you owe me a chauffeur.

Well done, aimes.

Oh, thank you, sir.

I thought your timing rather super.

You two all right?

Yes.

Can I give you a lift back to town?

Uh-uh.

Manny, that was about the nicest thing you've ever done for me.

Well, better late than never, I suppose.

I suppose.

Interesting father.

Guess what.

Uh, we're getting married.

You guessed it.

I wish we didn't have to be like everyone else.

I mean, I do love you completely.

It's the inevitability somehow.

Is living in sin actually a crime?

It's frowned upon.

By who?

In this case, by me.

Where are you going, Barney?

Well, we're going to tangier, salamanca,

all the thousand islands.

Guadalupe, new Mexico, kashmir.