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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Have you and Quinten
talked about who
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your groomsmen and your
bridesmaids are going to be?
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- Oh, I don't think
we're doing that.
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- I've narrowed
my groomsmen down
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to four D&D friends
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and two of the three members
of my cheese club.
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- Wait, so I need
six bridesmaids?
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- Yeah.
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What, you haven't
picked them yet?
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Get on it, Mayan.
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- I guess I've just been so
busy, I haven't had time to--
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- Tweeze?
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- Have a social life.
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I mean, between family
and working with a bunch
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of dudes in a truck, I--
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oh, my God, I have no friends.
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- You have one friend.
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Me.
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- No, I can't show up
to my wedding
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with my mom being
my only friend.
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That's embarrassing.
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- But we've always done
everything together--
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concerts, roller rinks.
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I was even your date
to some of your school dances.
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- Well, I think it's sweet
how close you two are.
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It's like that movie
with the mother and daughter
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that lived together.
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What--what was that called?
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- "Grey Gardens."
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- I was thinking
"Freaky Friday,"
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but, no, yeah, "Grey Gardens."
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That's totally you guys.
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[patriotic music]
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? ?
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[dogs barking]
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- Mother, darling,
have you fed the dogs today?
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They're awfully snippy.
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- I'm cooking it now.
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They love my corn.
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Churro 1, 2, 3, 4, and Peggy.
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- Mother, I think I might
go out and meet a friend today.
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- You don't have any friends.
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- I once had a friend.
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Mother got rid of her
in 15 minutes.
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- Who are you talking to?
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- My imaginary friend.
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I don't have any real ones,
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so I've got to talk
to somebody.
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- You don't need any friends.
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We've got each other,
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and that's all
you'll ever need.
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Corn!
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? ?
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- I gotta make some friends.
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- You already have one friend.
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Your mom, not me.
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Corn!
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{\an8}[upbeat saxophone music]
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{\an8}? ?
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{\an8}- What the hell is going on?
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{\an8}- Churro needs the stroller.
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{\an8}She's really old
and gets tired.
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{\an8}You know what that's like.
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{\an8}- She doesn't need a stroller.
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{\an8}She should be roaming
the neighborhood
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{\an8}in a ragtag group of misfits,
like a real Latino dog.
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{\an8}- She is not a misfit.
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{\an8}She's our family.
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{\an8}- She's a dog and not a human.
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{\an8}I don't care how many
of Chance's old dresses
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{\an8}you put her in.
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{\an8}- Wait.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}- Churro, you giant rat!
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{\an8}Stop eating
my huevos con weenie!
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{\an8}- Those are Churro's.
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{\an8}They're organic,
free-range chicken weenies,
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{\an8}recommended by one
Gwyneth Paltrow.
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{\an8}- So Churro gets to eat
free-range hot dogs
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{\an8}while I get the ones
that were stuffed in cages
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{\an8}eating their own caca?
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{\an8}- You do know that a hot dog
is not an animal, right?
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{\an8}- Then why do they name them?
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{\an8}Frank,
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{\an8}Oscar,
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{\an8}Weenie the Pooh.
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{\an8}That's enough of that.
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{\an8}Churro forgotten she's a dog,
and dogs belong outside.
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{\an8}Out!
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{\an8}[speaking Spanish]
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{\an8}- Why does Grandpa hate Churro
so much?
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{\an8}- Your grandpa loves Churro.
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{\an8}I think he just needs
a little help remembering that.
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{\an8}- But Churro hates
being outside.
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{\an8}She gets bullied
by that squirrel.
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{\an8}Grandpa knows that,
because he gets bullied
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{\an8}by that same squirrel.
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- Is it on me?
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Get it off!
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Is it on me? Ah!
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Get it off! Get it off!
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After further review,
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it was just my hair.
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- Is that your
high school yearbook?
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- Yeah.
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Glassell Park High.
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So fresh, so clean, so 2015.
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[chuckles]
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- I love that thing that your
best friend wrote in the back.
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"Have a kick-ass summer.
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"Never change for nobody.
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Love, Mom."
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- I had less of
a kick-ass summer
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and more of
a knocked-up summer.
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But before that, my best friend
was Annie Dominguez.
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- Annie?
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Oh, no.
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She was trouble.
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- I never saw her
do anything wrong.
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We only stopped being friends
because you said
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that I couldn't hang out
with her anymore.
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- She was a bad influence--
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drinking, drugs, Presbyterian.
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- Well, hey,
she's got her life together.
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I messaged her on Instagram,
and she's coming over.
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If all goes well, maybe
she could be my maid of honor.
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- Well, if you're going
to pick someone
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you haven't seen in 10 years,
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why didn't you make your father
the maid of honor?
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[knocking on door]
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- [gasps] Annie!
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- Hey, girl!
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- It's been so long.
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- Yeah.
- [gasps]
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Do you remember our cheer?
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- Girl, please.
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- [gasps]
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both:
So fresh, so clean, so 2015.
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Glassell Park High.
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Go, Geese!
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Honk, honk, honk, honk,
honk, honk, honk, honk!
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- Oh, my God.
- [clears throat]
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- Hi, Rosie.
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Wow.
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You have not aged a day.
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- Oh, it's Ms. Flores.
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and that's offensive.
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I look younger.
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- And look at you, Mayan.
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Girl, your skin is glowy
and perfect.
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You're hot, bitch.
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- Annie's an esthetician.
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So if she says that
I'm a hot bitch,
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it's a medical diagnosis.
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- It's true.
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Popping Mayan's pimples
in study hall
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was the whole reason
that I got into skincare.
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I could have married rich,
but I had a higher calling.
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- I haven't thought
about study hall in forever.
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- Oh.
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- Do you remember
that one time--
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- Oh, of course she remembers.
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Well, this has been
such a great catch-up.
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We should do it again
in 10 years.
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Imagine how young
I'll look then.
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- No, no, no--
no, Mom, she just got here.
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- Yeah, I'm sorry
I'm a little late.
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I had to stop at the drugstore,
and I had some bad traffic.
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- Oh, I don't know about you,
but all I heard
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was drugs and trafficking.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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- Hey, have you seen Churro?
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- Yeah.
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Lots of times.
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- I mean today.
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I went in the backyard to feed
her inhumanely raised kibble,
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and she wasn't there.
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- So that's up for grabs
then or what?
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- Hey, man.
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This is serious.
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The gate was open.
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I think she's missing.
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My family loves that
filthy little loofah.
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- I'm going to go double-check
the yard, and, uh,
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you should find a photo
of Churro so we can
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make some lost dog posters.
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- I don't know if I have
any pictures of Churro.
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- Why do you have
so many pictures of lasagna?
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- Mind your business.
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- You don't even have
one picture of Churro.
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- She's a dog, not a pasta.
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I guess I'll have to draw one.
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- Poor Churro.
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Probably wandering the streets,
hungry, thirsty.
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- Are you sure hiding
Churro at Nana's place
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is going to teach
Grandpa a lesson?
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- Yes.
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Absence makes
the heart grow fonder.
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- So when Grandpa left
for 10 years,
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did it make you guys
love him more?
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- It really only
applies to dogs.
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[cheering]
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- This place is fun!
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More bars should have
mechanical donkeys.
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- I hold the record
for riding it the longest,
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if you know what I mean.
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I think you know what I mean.
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- But just in case I don't,
can you explain it to me?
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- Girl, you are so crazy.
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I'm glad you said
we should hang out.
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- I know.
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It's like we picked up
right where we left off
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from high school,
just two best friends
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that would be there
for each other
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in the most important moments
of their lives.
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- Ooh.
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That's a lot.
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And I love it.
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- Oh, yay!
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- Mm.
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Hey there.
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Sherman.
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Two more shots of tequila, please.
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- Make that three.
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- Mom?
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Annie, get your gun.
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- What a coincidence
meeting you girls here.
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- It's no coincidence.
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You followed us here.
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One day I will find the chip
that you put under my scalp.
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- You don't have
a chip in your scalp.
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It's in your tooth.
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And I'm only here
because I heard
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this is a great place
to sell insurance.
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Look, my first client.
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? ?
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[upbeat country music]
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? ?
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- Ooh.
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You ladies want to line-dance?
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I didn't wear these shorty
shorts for these cheeks
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not to be clapping, OK?
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- As much as I would love
to clap butt cheeks with you,
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I just need to talk
to my mom real quick.
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- Aw.
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It is so sweet
how close you two still are.
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- So sweet,
it's almost unbearable.
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I know why you're here.
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And it's not to sell insurance.
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It's because
you don't want me to have
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a friend that isn't you.
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- No.
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That's silly.
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Now let's go play darts
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at another bar.
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- But I need a friend
my own age, Mom.
259
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,425
And now, if you'll excuse me,
260
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,095
these cheeks were made
for clapping.
261
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,064
[upbeat country music]
262
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:46,206
? ?
263
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,054
- It was her.
264
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,258
- Whoa!
265
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,870
- Good news.
I found Churro.
266
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,205
- Oh, thank God.
267
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,215
What the hell is that?
268
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,017
- It's Churro.
269
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,386
- That's not Churro.
270
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,990
Why didn't you check the flyer?
271
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,994
This is an exact
rendering of Churro.
272
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,032
Chance is going to hate me.
273
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,135
I can't even blame it
on being drunk.
274
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,504
You don't realize
how important your drinking is
275
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,341
until you don't have it.
276
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,277
- Why did you put Churro
outside in the first place?
277
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,280
- Because she should be able
to fend for herself.
278
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:06,919
She doesn't need cute clothes
or special food, a stroller.
279
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:11,090
She should be able to stand
on her own two feet.
280
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,492
- Dogs have four feet.
281
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,260
- What?
282
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,097
- You said two feet.
283
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,599
This isn't about Churro, is it?
284
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,101
- What are you talking about?
285
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,003
- I think you're angry
because you never had
286
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,338
any of those things as a kid.
287
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,109
- Why does she need all that?
288
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,344
I never had a stroller.
289
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,582
They brought me home from
the hospital in a paint bucket.
290
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,453
Oh, man, I got put outside
all the time.
291
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,523
My family didn't
want me around.
292
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,092
- Are you OK, man?
293
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,328
- Yeah, I guess.
294
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:53,132
Seeing them spoil Churro
made me realize that
295
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,201
I wasn't treated
like a family member.
296
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,538
I was treated like a dog.
297
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,078
- But that's not
Churro's fault, is it?
298
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,216
- I'm treating Churro
the way I was treated.
299
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,087
Hurt people hurt dogs.
300
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,224
Come on, man,
we gotta go find Churro.
301
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,530
- Chance, Grandpa just left.
302
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,433
Come down here.
303
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,602
I think it's time we go get
Churro back from Nana's,
304
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,471
let Grandpa off the hook.
305
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,606
- Should we tell him everything
and come clean?
306
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,542
- No.
307
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:42,181
We need to trick Grandpa into
thinking that he found Churro.
308
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,950
Right after we figure out
whose dog that is.
309
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,353
Hey, bud.
310
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,488
- Did you text that guy
from the line dance?
311
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,157
- Look, I even sent him
this photo.
312
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,194
- Ooh!
313
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,665
Quinten hasn't even
seen those parts of me.
314
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,067
- I'm here.
315
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,405
[laughs] With beer.
316
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,575
- I think you've had
enough, Mom.
317
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,576
- You're right.
318
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,577
We should go home.
319
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,178
Come on, Mayan.
320
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,480
- No.
321
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,615
Stop trying to keep me
all to yourself.
322
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,017
Just give me some space.
323
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,452
You're my mom, not my friend.
324
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,255
- Wow.
325
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,258
You're mean when I'm drunk.
326
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,630
- I am so sorry for my mom.
327
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,034
She's obviously jealous
of me having any friends.
328
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,602
I'm starting to think
that's why she told me
329
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,004
that you were a bad influence
to me in high school.
330
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,639
- I was the bad influence?
331
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,541
My mom told me that
I had to stop being your friend
332
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,009
because you were
the bad influence.
333
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,110
[chuckles]
334
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,779
- Me?
- Yeah.
335
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,747
Well, after you got pregnant,
my mom told your mom,
336
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:52,084
keep your sucia daughter
away from mine.
337
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,553
- Your mom said that about me?
338
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,555
- Yeah.
339
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,157
But your mom was not having it.
340
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,191
I mean, words were exchanged.
341
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,492
Earrings were removed.
342
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,229
Both are banned from
the Glassell Park Starbucks.
343
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,298
- I guess my mom
was just protecting
344
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,334
my feelings this whole time.
345
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,436
- I wish my mom was that cool.
346
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,639
She's kind of a bitch.
347
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,043
And not a hot one.
348
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,213
She's a cold bitch.
349
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,753
- Yee-haw!
350
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,289
- What is she doing?
351
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,391
She's going to go flying.
352
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:36,128
- It's not even on.
353
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:40,132
- Turn this burro up!
354
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,735
Whoo!
355
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,840
- Here comes Grandpa.
356
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,676
- Churro, shh.
357
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,282
- I bet you're wondering
why I look like this.
358
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,650
- No.
359
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,453
You look like that
every morning.
360
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,223
- I've been under every house
in the neighborhood.
361
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,559
And there's no easy way
to tell you guys this, but--
362
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,361
- George,
before you get into that,
363
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,830
will you get me a soup pot?
364
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:12,965
- Why can't you get it
yourself?
365
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,100
I don't even know where it is.
- It's in the cabinet.
366
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,802
Right over there.
- I--I'll get it in a second.
367
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,203
What I really
have to tell you--
368
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,739
- Look in the cabinet!
369
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,109
- Fine.
370
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,753
Here.
371
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,227
So what I'm trying
to tell you guys is that--
372
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,262
- Not now!
373
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,631
Churro is missing.
374
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,333
- That's what
I've been trying to tell you.
375
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,303
[lid clattering]
376
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,506
[clanking]
377
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,876
Gracias a Dios!
378
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,813
- Oh, thank God.
379
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:04,683
- Churro, I'll never put you
outside again.
380
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,619
You're family,
and I'm going to treat you
381
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,789
the way that
I wanted to be treated.
382
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:16,862
Do unto Churro as you would
have done unto yourself.
383
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,530
[smooching]
384
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,733
Oh, Quinten, take a picture.
385
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,202
[camera shutter clicks]
386
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,373
[upbeat saxophone music]
387
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,744
? ?
388
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,147
- Rise and shine, partner.
389
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,218
- Ay.
390
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,321
What did I do last night?
391
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,390
Oh.
392
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:48,594
I remember climbing onto
this, uh,
393
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,230
big, leathery, hairy--
394
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:55,301
oh, my God, was I with
your father last night?
395
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,639
- No, it was a different ass.
396
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:02,941
- Oh.
397
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:07,613
I'm so sorry for getting
out of control last night.
398
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:11,650
- No, I'm sorry
for yelling at you.
399
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,421
Annie told me about how her mom
called me a pregnant sucia.
400
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,523
- [sighs]
401
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,760
That's why I was trying to get
in between you girls.
402
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,730
Are you OK?
403
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,598
- Yeah.
404
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,701
It just brought me back
to that time
405
00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:30,302
where I felt so much shame.
406
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,971
- I don't ever want
other people's ideas of you
407
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,343
to affect how you feel
about yourself.
408
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,912
- Except for yours.
409
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,247
- Obviously.
410
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,249
- Yeah.
411
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,820
This whole time,
I thought you were just
412
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,555
jealous of me
for having a friend.
413
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,923
- Jealous?
414
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,591
I want you to have friends.
415
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,794
You're the one
that's obsessed with me.
416
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,798
Oh.
417
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,535
Maybe we are
closer than normal.
418
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,740
But between the divorce
and you getting pregnant,
419
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:10,976
my mama bear instinct
was to protect you.
420
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,713
I can't just turn that off.
421
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,819
- Do you maybe have
a lower setting?
422
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,655
- Stop criticizing me.
423
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,491
You don't want to lose
your only friend.
424
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,494
[upbeat saxophone music]
425
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:31,630
? ?
426
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,633
- [singing in Spanish]
427
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:41,775
? ?
428
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,689
- What is going on?
429
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,059
{\an8}- It's just a man
who loves his dog.
430
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,393
{\an8}- What are you guys watching?
431
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,828
{\an8}- An action movie.
432
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,298
{\an8}- Oh, no, that's too violent
for Churro.
433
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,735
{\an8}We're watching
"Paw Patrol" instead.
434
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,404
{\an8}Look.
435
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,740
{\an8}They look like you.
436
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,477
{\an8}Yes! Yes!
437
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,412
{\an8}What?
438
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,315
{\an8}She wouldn't latch.
439
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,389
{\an8}? ?
440
00:21:29,439 --> 00:21:33,989
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