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This is the last and final boarding call for flight BA138 to London.

This is the last and final boarding call for flight BA138 to London.

This is the last and final boarding call for flight BA138 to London.

Will all remaining passengers please proceed to the gate 35 immediately?

Will all remaining passengers please proceed to the gate 35 immediately?

Will all remaining passengers please proceed to the gate 35 immediately?

Sir.

Sir.

Mr. Zubin Readymoney.

Mr. Zubin Readymoney.

Sir.

Sir.

This is the final boarding call.

This is the final boarding call.

The gate will close in exactly one minute.

The gate will close in exactly one minute.

Sir, I can see you.

Sir, I can see you.

Hello.

Naazu.

Naazu.

What happened, Zubin? Anything wrong?

What happened, Zubin? Anything wrong?

I am at the airport.

Sorry. What? I cannot hear you.

Sorry. What? I cannot hear you.

I can’t hear you.

It’s quite loud.

It’s quite loud.

Where…

where are you?

Has something happened, Zubin?

Has something happened, Zubin?

I am waiting for you at the airport.

I am waiting for you at the airport.

For sake!

For sake!

Sir.

She isn’t coming.

She isn’t coming.

Enjoy, sir.

I had planned everything.

I had planned everything.

A violinist near the river. And...

A violinist near the river. And...

Anyway...

Anyway...

Marry me.

Marry me.

Wow!

Wow!

You know.

You know.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

I will come tomorrow to take my stuff.

I will come tomorrow to take my stuff.

No, Zubin.

The answer is no.

Oh no! No! No!

Oh no! No! No!

Carry on.

Carry on.

Carry on.

Be my guest.

Have a seat.

Have a seat.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Eat.

Drink.

Celebrate life.

Celebrate life.

Hi.

Hi.

Can I get a selfie with you?

Can I get a selfie with you?

In here?

Yes. I mean...

I am not sure you want to, honey.

I am not sure you want to, honey.

No. No. I want to. Why not?

No. No. I want to. Why not?

No. No. I want to. Why not?

I am a man.

And I may be single.

And I may be single.

And I can do whatever I want.

And I can do whatever I want.

And I want my girlfriend to see that...

And I want my girlfriend to see that...

So am I.

A man.

A man.

My pronounces are he, him.

My pronounces are he, him.

And I am not single.

And I am not single.

Your pronounce.

You are a man.

You are a man.

But...

But how?

But how?

And that’s your take away from that.

And that’s your take away from that.

Dental flosser.

Dental flosser.

Bloody cis-hets.

Dental?

Dental?

Crazy people.

Crazy people.

Don’t you guys know English?

Don’t you guys know English?

Don’t you guys know English?

If I start in Hindi...

What will you do?

Sister.

Sister.

Sister.

- Are you an Indian? - No.

- Are you an Indian? - No.

I am an alien.

I am an alien.

But tonight you got slapped so many times...

But tonight you got slapped so many times...

...that your brain has got rewired.

...that your brain has got rewired.

By the way, that was Bengali and not Hindi.

By the way, that was Bengali and not Hindi.

By the way, that was Bengali and not Hindi.

I spoke our language and you made me your sister.

I spoke our language and you made me your sister.

All foreigners are characterless.

All foreigners are characterless.

And Indians are your relatives.

And Indians are your relatives.

That’s enough.

That’s enough.

I am just getting slapped for whatever I have said all night.

I am just getting slapped for whatever I have said all night.

I don’t understand who is a man and who is a woman.

I don’t understand who is a man and who is a woman.

I don’t understand who is a man and who is a woman.

And who is an Indian and who is an alien.

And who is an Indian and who is an alien.

What language do you speak?

What language do you speak?

I thought in England people speak English.

I thought in England people speak English.

But no.

- Moreover, I want to pee badly- - Do it.

- Moreover, I want to pee badly- - Do it.

Who has stopped you?

Who has stopped you?

You are creating a commotion.

You are creating a commotion.

You are flirting in the bathroom. I am bound to say something.

You are flirting in the bathroom. I am bound to say something.

Sorry.

- I am not used to this... - I can see that.

- I am not used to this... - I can see that.

- If my girlfriend..- - Dude. Dude.

- If my girlfriend..- - Dude. Dude.

I am sure you have many issues.

I am sure you have many issues.

But I really don’t have the bandwidth for this.

But I really don’t have the bandwidth for this.

Yeah.

But good luck with whatever it is you are doing.

- Thank you. - Bye.

Wait. Your name?

Ruby.

Ruby.

You should have at least told me your real name.

You should have at least told me your real name.

It was so fun.

Ms. and Mrs. McFeegle. Remember, all you need is love.

Ms. and Mrs. McFeegle. Remember, all you need is love.

But good... doesn't hurt...

But good... doesn't hurt...

I am that way.

I am that way.

Hurry up, lady.

Hurry up, lady.

Should I just leave him here?

Should I just leave him here?

Unless he is your boyfriend.

Unless he is your boyfriend.

Either way, do you know what I mean like...

Either way, do you know what I mean like...

Naazu.

Naazu, please.

Marry me.

Marry me.

Shit! Shit! Shit! I am late!

Shit! Shit! Shit! I am late!

Good morning.

Where?

What is this?

Relax. Because I don’t know you.

Relax. Because I don’t know you.

Why did you remove my pant? Where is my pant?

Why did you remove my pant? Where is my pant?

Ask the one who left you near the dustbin.

Ask the one who left you near the dustbin.

Ask the one who left you near the dustbin.

Dustbin?

Shit!

Shit!

That scoundrel stole my pant along with my wallet.

That scoundrel stole my pant along with my wallet.

Yup.

Issues meet alcohol. Indian boy meet hangover.

Issues meet alcohol. Indian boy meet hangover.

Zubin.

Zubin.

Ruby.

Late.

Come on.

Come on.

Coffee.

I don’t drink instant coffee.

I don’t drink instant coffee.

Fancy?

Fancy?

At least try it.

At least try it.

Only two minutes for vomiting.

Only two minutes for vomiting.

I don’t have clothes.

I don’t have clothes.

Oh man!

Oh man!

Oh God!

Mallya should learn lessons from you.

Mallya should learn lessons from you.

Have you ever paid a bill?

Not if I can help it.

Not if I can help it.

What work do you do?

I am intimacy coordinator.

I am intimacy coordinator.

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

I choreograph intimate scenes for films, TV shows, etc, etc.

I choreograph intimate scenes for films, TV shows, etc, etc.

I choreograph intimate scenes for films, TV shows, etc, etc.

I choreograph intimate scenes for films, TV shows, etc, etc.

Intimate meaning...

Intimate meaning...

You can say it. It’s not a dirty word.

You can say it. It’s not a dirty word.

Is that your job?

Yes.

You can Google the rest.

Wear it. And come on.

Wear it. And come on.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey!

Hey! Good morning.

Hey! Good morning.

Quinn.

Quinn.

Zubin.

Zubin.

I am…meet him.

I am…meet him.

Sorry. He and him.

Sorry. He and him.

My pronounces are him...

My pronounces are him...

...and he.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Nice pants.

How are you, babe?

- Curry for dinner last night. - Oh no.

- Curry for dinner last night. - Oh no.

- Curry for dinner last night. - Oh no.

A man probably got lost on his way to Bangkok.

A man probably got lost on his way to Bangkok.

Hey! I know what that means.

Hey! I know what that means.

Congrats.

- What do you need, honey? - I have got to rush.

- What do you need, honey? - I have got to rush.

Almond milk.

I need my morning cereal.

It’s in the fridge. You know the drill.

It’s in the fridge. You know the drill.

Hey! Shall I call police?

Hey! Shall I call police?

I was not going to Bangkok.

I was not going to Bangkok.

Excellent. Good choice.

Excellent. Good choice.

Actually, I had come to propose my girlfriend.

Actually, I had come to propose my girlfriend.

- Wow! Fascinating! - He is bev.

- Wow! Fascinating! - He is bev.

Your phone. I found it last night.

Your phone. I found it last night.

Come.

Come.

The door is there.

The door is there.

The door is locked. Come on.

The door is locked. Come on.

Out. Come. Come. Come.

Out. Come. Come. Come.

You always get the strange ones.

You always get the strange ones.

What the hell is an actuarist?

What the hell is an actuarist?

Actuary.

What does it mean?

I use statistics to estimate the financial impacts...

I use statistics to estimate the financial impacts...

...of uncertainty and help clients minimize risk.

In Hindi?

I… risk...

I… risk...

I… risk...

...in other word...

I know English. If you haven’t noticed.

I know English. If you haven’t noticed.

I know English. If you haven’t noticed.

Do you think I am an illiterate?

Do you think I am an illiterate?

No.

No.

I mean, for your job one needs graduates, postgraduates?

I mean, for your job one needs graduates, postgraduates?

I mean, for your job one needs graduates, postgraduates?

I mean, for your job one needs graduates, postgraduates?

What’s the requirement?

What’s the requirement?

You.

You.

Hey!

Sorry!

Sorry!

I was kidding. Is it that only you can tease me?

I was kidding. Is it that only you can tease me?

No.

Now I understand why your girlfriend dumped you.

Now I understand why your girlfriend dumped you.

It was for a different reason.

It was for a different reason.

Let me guess.

Let me guess.

You are really bad in bed.

You are really bad in bed.

What?

What?

I mean...

She said I am boring.

She said I am boring.

I am not good in bed.

I am not good in bed.

If I wasn’t good in bed...

If I wasn’t good in bed...

...could I do this?

...could I do this?

I am glad you are laughing.

I am glad you are laughing.

Sorry. Sorry.

At times it happens. People are not compatible. You know.

At times it happens. People are not compatible. You know.

At times it happens. People are not compatible. You know.

Give it some time.

Give it some time.

How long have you guys been together?

How long have you guys been together?

Two years. But I loved her ever since I was in 8th grade.

Two years. But I loved her ever since I was in 8th grade.

Two years.

Two years.

- Are you rich? - No.

- Are you rich? - No.

But how is that related to Naazu?

But how is that related to Naazu?

There must be some reason for doing...

...a wonderful acting for so long.

...a wonderful acting for so long.

...a wonderful acting for so long.

I mean, you look okay. But you aren’t really handsome.

I mean, you look okay. But you aren’t really handsome.

I mean, you look okay. But you aren’t really handsome.

Wow! Thanks, Ruby.

Wow! Thanks, Ruby.

Keep moving. Walk and talk. Come.

Keep moving. Walk and talk. Come.

- Hi, Andrew. - This way please.

- Hi, Andrew. - This way please.

Come on, guys. No time, let's go.

What am I doing here?

What am I doing here?

No. I am not looking for...

...I am in London with a girl with whom I was flirting yesterday?

...I am in London with a girl with whom I was flirting yesterday?

Oh! You were flirting with me.

Oh! You were flirting with me.

And you still say flirting.

And you still say flirting.

Shut up.

I should go back.

I should go back.

If that’s what you want.

If that’s what you want.

Naaz.

Naaz.

Baby.

Please move that side.

Please move that side.

This is my side.

This is my side.

I can’t sleep.

Sexy.

We are going to London, baby.

We are going to London, baby.

Okay. Look. I know it’s not such a big deal for you.

Okay. Look. I know it’s not such a big deal for you.

But I am going there for the first time.

But I am going there for the first time.

I had given you a pouch for your passport. Not like this...

I had given you a pouch for your passport. Not like this...

I had given you a pouch for your passport. Not like this...

This is not working.

The pouch.

I don’t like cheating.

I don’t like cheating.

Cheating?

What?

Baby, I will never do that.

Baby, I will never do that.

Not you.

Not you.

- Me. - You?

- Me. - You?

You are cheating on me.

You are cheating on me.

Not yet.

I swear. If that Hormuzd is complaining about his parking spot again..

I swear. If that Hormuzd is complaining about his parking spot again..

I swear. If that Hormuzd is complaining about his parking spot again..

..I will break his scooter today.

..I will break his scooter today.

- Good morning, son. - Mom.

- Good morning, son. - Mom.

Packing all done? Just kidding.

Packing all done? Just kidding.

You must have done it last Sunday.

You must have done it last Sunday.

- Mom. - Wear your shirt.

- What is this? - Dear.

Snacks. You won’t get anything there.

Snacks. You won’t get anything there.

Naazu.

How are you, dear?

How are you, dear?

Oh, my God! Didn’t you sleep last night?

Oh, my God! Didn’t you sleep last night?

Oh, my God! Didn’t you sleep last night?

Such big dark circles under your eyes.

Such big dark circles under your eyes.

Here.

Leave the heaviest bag for me to carry.

Leave the heaviest bag for me to carry.

You are a man. Behave like a man.

You are a man. Behave like a man.

While carrying the bag you need a man.

Otherwise every other time woman is stronger.

Otherwise every other time woman is stronger.

Otherwise every other time woman is stronger.

Smart decision.

Now teach all this to your daughter-in-law and son.

Now teach all this to your daughter-in-law and son.

Are you ready for marriage?

Oh! I see.

- I will go have a drink. - It’s not even afternoon.

- I will go have a drink. - It’s not even afternoon.

Time is moving slowly.

Time is moving slowly.

Silence.

Silence.

Please.

Can you guys come later?

Can you guys come later?

I want to talk to Shehnaaz urgently.

I want to talk to Shehnaaz urgently.

What happened, Naazu?

What happened, Naazu?

I...

I am not going to London.

I am not going to London.

Means?

I didn’t want to do it like that.

I didn’t want to do it like that.

But...

It’s enough.

Means?

Means!

Means I need a break. Means I am not coming with you.

Means I need a break. Means I am not coming with you.

That’s ironic.

That’s ironic.

- What? - Break?

Mom, please. Keep quiet for two minutes.

Mom, please. Keep quiet for two minutes.

Mom, please. Keep quiet for two minutes.

Why?

Why do you want a break?

Why do you want a break?

Because…

...you can’t do it.

...you can’t do it.

Zubin.

Zubin.

Naazu.

Naazu.

I was going to do it in London.

I was going to do it in London.

- I had planned everything. - Zubin.

- I had planned everything. - Zubin.

A violinist near the river. And...

A violinist near the river. And...

Anyway.

Marry me.

Marry me.

Wow!

You know.

You know.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

I will come tomorrow to take my stuff.

I will come tomorrow to take my stuff.

I will come tomorrow to take my stuff.

No, Zubin.

No, Zubin.

The answer is no.

The answer is no.

Baby!

Baby!

Can we just go to London?

Can we just go to London?

It will happen.

It will happen.

Bye, Zubin.

I am sorry, aunt.

I am sorry, aunt.

Yeah, Zubin.

Yeah, Zubin.

Hi, Naaz...

Is that a new filter?

Is that a new filter?

It’s my hair.

It’s my hair.

What happened?

It’s purple.

I can see that.

But why?

Because I can.

Because I can.

Okay.

Okay.

It looks nice.

It’s fresh.

It’s fresh.

Zubin.

I don’t want to be a bitch.

So please.

Don’t put me in a situation where I don’t have any other option.

Don’t put me in a situation where I don’t have any other option.

Don’t put me in a situation where I don’t have any other option.

- I never called you... - Not yet.

- I never called you... - Not yet.

But I don’t want to go there.

But I don’t want to go there.

So please. Just go. Enjoy your trip.

So please. Just go. Enjoy your trip.

And stop calling me.

And stop calling me.

We were just talking about it and...

We were just talking about it and...

- I will just come. - Okay.

- I will just come. - Okay.

Come.

Where?

So you will put this hand on here.

And pull my hair.

And pull my hair.

And you wrap your legs around my waist. And then you...

And you wrap your legs around my waist. And then you...

And you wrap your legs around my waist. And then you...

Hey, fun police!

Hey, fun police!

Are they going to talk their way through the whole scene?

Are they going to talk their way through the whole scene?

Or can we try one now?

Or can we try one now?

Are you guys good with what we just did?

Are you guys good with what we just did?

- Yes. - Sure.

- Yes. - Sure.

What did I tell you? Sure means?

What did I tell you? Sure means?

No.

Exactly. So you are good with this. Or I can just call the whole thing off.

Exactly. So you are good with this. Or I can just call the whole thing off.

Exactly. So you are good with this. Or I can just call the whole thing off.

And watch Rob go into cardiac arrest.

And watch Rob go into cardiac arrest.

Totally worth it.

Totally worth it.

- Anybody want mint? - Yeah.

- Anybody want mint? - Yeah.

Superb. Let’s do this.

Superb. Let’s do this.

Let’s do it. Come on.

Sorry, Dylan.

New assistant, who is not supposed to be here.

New assistant, who is not supposed to be here.

That’s fine.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Come on.

Come on.

Ready. Order please.

Ready. Order please.

Where is the sweat?

If I put any more, they are going to look like...

...they are both having a stroke.

...they are both having a stroke.

I waited for you to do your hand holding stuff, right?

I waited for you to do your hand holding stuff, right?

I waited for you to do your hand holding stuff, right?

Now I want more sweat.

Now I want more sweat.

- Roll camera. - Rolling.

- Roll camera. - Rolling.

And action.

Cut!

That’s why men should be banned from watching...

That’s why men should be banned from watching...

All concepts get...

All concepts get...

You cannot do anything even if you bathe in oil. Scoundrel.

You cannot do anything even if you bathe in oil. Scoundrel.

You cannot do anything even if you bathe in oil. Scoundrel.

What exactly do you do?

What exactly do you do?

I mean, if the director says action...

I mean, if the director says action...

...they both will do it.

...they both will do it.

If there is a fight scene, what do they do?

If there is a fight scene, what do they do?

Tell actors to punch each other.

Tell actors to punch each other.

Very good. Action.

Very good. Action.

Humans’ oldest time pass.

Humans’ oldest time pass.

But zero in practical.

But zero in practical.

That’s why I have a job.

That’s why I have a job.

You know, I really wish I knew you before.

You know, I really wish I knew you before.

I would have taken tips from you.

That was the only thing left.

That was the only thing left.

Which reminds me...

Come.

Come on.

Come on.

- What are you doing, Ruby? - Phone. Give me your phone.

- What are you doing, Ruby? - Phone. Give me your phone.

Give me quickly.

Give me quickly.

She is not putting her photos on Instagram for time pass.

She is not putting her photos on Instagram for time pass.

Your ex is a bitch.

Your ex is a bitch.

Time to give it back.

Time to give it back.

Listen.

Listen.

I know I said I was flirting with you.

I know I said I was flirting with you.

But I really love Shehnaaz.

Whoa!

That’s so hot.

The right angle can make anything look wrong.

The right angle can make anything look wrong.

You are welcome.

You are welcome.

I am done with my social service for today.

I am done with my social service for today.

I am done with my social service for today.

Now for the third time…

Now for the third time…

...bye.

...bye.

Can I take you on all my dates with me?

Can I take you on all my dates with me?

And I love you. But not that much.

And I love you. But not that much.

Ruby, I wanted to talk to you.

Ruby, I wanted to talk to you.

Why are you behaving like my ex?

Listen.

Don’t get offended. But can you…

Don’t get offended. But can you…

Don’t get offended. But can you…

...give me tips?

...give me tips?

Tips?

For what?

For what?

You know…tips to get…

You know…tips to get…

..better.

..better.

Seriously?

Seriously?

I choreograph scenes.

I choreograph scenes.

Does it mean I should start a coaching class?

Does it mean I should start a coaching class?

Dude.

Ruby. Ruby.

Ruby. Ruby.

Where is Ruby?

Where is Ruby?

The video area. Last I saw.

The video area. Last I saw.

Ruby.

Listen...

Listen...

Ruby.

Ruby.

Please.

Please.

- What's happening? - Move.

Who are them?

Front door people.

Front door people.

Come on. Get up! Move. Move!

Come on. Get up! Move. Move!

Move! Let's go!

Move! Let's go!

At least the oil came to some use.

At least the oil came to some use.

What was all this?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Do you think this is? Tom & Jerry.

Do you think this is? Tom & Jerry.

Stay back. Or I will use it.

Stay back. Or I will use it.

Alright, lady. Wait. Calm down.

Alright, lady. Wait. Calm down.

I am going to use it.

Jesus.

I just want to talk. Take that.

I just want to talk. Take that.

I will do the talking.

I will do the talking.

Who are you?

Her accountant.

Her accountant.

What?

Such a pleasure.

Such a pleasure.

Such a pleasure meeting you guys.

Such a pleasure meeting you guys.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I will keep that safe.

Absolutely. I will keep that safe.

Nice guys.

You know, Charlie has made an app.

He needs some market risk assessment done for..

He needs some market risk assessment done for..

Stop talking.

Stop talking.

What did they say? What’s happening?

What did they say? What’s happening?

Well, the bank wants to foreclose on the apartment.

Well, the bank wants to foreclose on the apartment.

They have already sent you 4 NODs and they are setting an appraisal of your-

They have already sent you 4 NODs and they are setting an appraisal of your-

Why are you talking in Sanskrit?

Why are you talking in Sanskrit?

The bank is going to seize your house.

The bank is going to seize your house.

They have been saying that since one year.

They have been saying that since one year.

Nothing will happen.

Nothing will happen.

It had almost happened.

Now.

Now.

But you have got two weeks’ time.

But you have got two weeks’ time.

How?

I will help you.

I will help you.

In sorting out your finances.

In sorting out your finances.

I saw all the papers at home.

I saw all the papers at home.

You need help.

You need help.

Okay.

Okay.

Thanks.

You are welcome.

You are welcome.

- And in return- - What tips do you want?

- And in return- - What tips do you want?

What do I do? Sit on the bed with you guys?

What do I do? Sit on the bed with you guys?

Like an Olympics judge. And say…

Zubin, great move! Eight points.

Zubin, great move! Eight points.

Shehnaaz... Five.

Shehnaaz... Five.

- Huh? - No.

- Huh? - No.

Just teach me what to do.

Just teach me what to do.

Just teach me what to do.

- Dude, I am not a therapist. - And I am not mad.

- Dude, I am not a therapist. - And I am not mad.

That’s not what therapy is.

I am an intimacy coordinator.

I am an intimacy coordinator.

I help fake people pretend to have real sex.

I help fake people pretend to have real sex.

You mean you help real people pretext to have fake sex.

You mean you help real people pretext to have fake sex.

You mean you help real people pretext to have fake sex.

Teach me that.

Teach me that.

I have never done it before.

I have never done it before.

Neither have I.

But if I don’t do something...

...Naazu will change me the way she changed her hair color.

...Naazu will change me the way she changed her hair color.

...Naazu will change me the way she changed her hair color.

Let’s trade.

Both need each other.

Both need each other.

Why me?

Go to professionals like normal people.

Go to professionals like normal people.

Because...

I don’t know.

Great argument. Solid.

Great argument. Solid.

Listen. Nothing is normal about this situation.

Listen. Nothing is normal about this situation.

But you took one photo.

And for the first time Shehnaaz reacted.

And for the first time Shehnaaz reacted.

And for the first time Shehnaaz reacted.

And I saw you working today. And you are bloody good.

And I saw you working today. And you are bloody good.

And I saw you working today. And you are bloody good.

- And I know you. - We met yesterday.

- And I know you. - We met yesterday.

I am wearing your pants.

I am wearing your pants.

Point.

Point.

So let’s try.

So let’s try.

If nothing happens, I am here for just a week.

If nothing happens, I am here for just a week.

If nothing happens, I am here for just a week.

Then bye-bye, see you.

Then bye-bye, see you.

Fine.

Fine.

But I am not responsible for any damages.

But I am not responsible for any damages.

Done.

Done.

What kind of damages?

What kind of damages?

I mean, everything will work, right?

I mean, everything will work, right?

I mean, everything will work, right?

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. I was kidding.

Sorry. I was kidding.

You help me. And I will help you open the front door in a week.

You help me. And I will help you open the front door in a week.

I like the window.

I like the window.

Yeah. What do you think about that?

- She is hot. - Exactly.

- She is hot. - Exactly.

But how come Zubin...

But how come Zubin...

Obviously. By paying her money.

Obviously. By paying her money.

Listen.

Listen.

Are you sure?

Totally.

Totally.

Full marks for style.

Full marks for style.

But then?

Then what?

Look. I have already ordered the dress.

Look. I have already ordered the dress.

And she won’t marry.

And she won’t marry.

You too.

But she has a point.

I mean, it’s not easy to find a well-grounded boy like Zubin.

I mean, it’s not easy to find a well-grounded boy like Zubin.

I mean, it’s not easy to find a well-grounded boy like Zubin.

And he is a Parsi.

And he is a Parsi.

He is a human.

He is a human.

He is not a potato.

He is not a potato.

I dozed off.

I dozed off.

Are either of you listening to what I am saying?

Are either of you listening to what I am saying?

Huh?

Huh?

Sleeping after is good.

Sleeping after is good.

Sleeping before.

Sleeping before.

That’s what? Marriage?

But sleeping while having.

But sleeping while having.

Now that’s a sign from the universe.

Now that’s a sign from the universe.

He watered all my plants when I went to Udaipur.

He watered all my plants when I went to Udaipur.

He watered all my plants when I went to Udaipur.

Even the cactus.

Even the cactus.

He got me my GST number.

He got me my GST number.

Gardener.

CA.

Not husband.

Not husband.

And definitely not a lover.

And definitely not a lover.

Cold man.

Cold man.

Hello, dear.

No.

No.

- Extraordinary. - Thanks.

- Extraordinary. - Thanks.

You have 22 credit cards and what looks like no collateral.

You have 22 credit cards and what looks like no collateral.

You have 22 credit cards and what looks like no collateral.

And you are here to discuss why we shouldn’t foreclose.

And you are here to discuss why we shouldn’t foreclose.

And you are here to discuss why we shouldn’t foreclose.

Madam, I admire your fortitude.

Madam, I admire your fortitude.

Olivia.

I am Zubin.

I am Zubin.

Her accountant.

So here’s the thing.

So here’s the thing.

From what I understand my client has a fixed rate mortgage.

From what I understand my client has a fixed rate mortgage.

From what I understand my client has a fixed rate mortgage.

Right?

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah.

And the BOE has just raised the interest rates 0.25.

And the BOE has just raised the interest rates 0.25.

And the BOE has just raised the interest rates 0.25.

Which means you are getting a lower rate than...

Which means you are getting a lower rate than...

...you could if you did a Refi to an ARM, right?

...you could if you did a Refi to an ARM, right?

There is no rate for foreclose.

There is no rate for foreclose.

Yes.

But you can’t dual track we apply for loan modification.

But you can’t dual track we apply for loan modification.

But you can’t dual track we apply for loan modification.

Or file for bankruptcy.

Or file for bankruptcy.

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We are done.

We are?

They are not foreclosing.

They are not foreclosing.

For now.

Shall we go?

Let’s go.

Let’s go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thank you so much.

- Thank you, Olivia. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you, Olivia. - Thank you so much.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Come look at this..

Come look at this..

Have you ever seen anything like this before?

Have you ever seen anything like this before?

See that.

See that.

Ruby.

The bank is going to seize your home.

The bank is going to seize your home.

Instead of clearing the mortgage you are planning to open a shop.

Instead of clearing the mortgage you are planning to open a shop.

Café.

Café.

- Are you mad or what? - Oh what! Definitely!

- Are you mad or what? - Oh what! Definitely!

Oh what!

Oh what!

Is it necessary to do it now?

Is it necessary to do it now?

Why?

Why?

I don’t know.

My father used to run a café.

My father used to run a café.

Tea and biscuit.

Tea and biscuit.

I remember sitting there in my childhood.

I remember sitting there in my childhood.

Eating biscuit.

Sorry. Moving on.

So, first mortgage...

So, first mortgage...

...and then café.

...and then café.

From where will you get money for both?

From where will you get money for both?

I have been saving since three years.

I have been saving since three years.

It’s not without a reason.

It’s not without a reason.

2442 pounds.

2442 pounds.

See.

Who needs banks?

Who needs banks?

You. You need banks.

You. You need banks.

Even if we forget the mortgage...

Even if we forget the mortgage...

...this is your café’s rent for 3-4 months.

...this is your café’s rent for 3-4 months.

Only rent.

Only rent.

Civil work. Interiors.

Civil work. Interiors.

Furniture. Staff. Maintenance.

Furniture. Staff. Maintenance.

From where will you get money for that?

From where will you get money for that?

What about your parents?

What about your parents?

I just have my father.

I just have my father.

Where?

Southampton.

Southampton.

Great!

- Let’s go and meet him. - No.

- Let’s go and meet him. - No.

- But there is no other option. - No.

That’s all for today.

Now your turn.

It’s a two-way street. Right?

It’s a two-way street. Right?

Gen.

Gen.

Oh God! It’s so expensive.

Oh God! It’s so expensive.

- It’s so costly. - I said enough.

- It’s so costly. - I said enough.

"Starvation is better than tasteless food."

"Starvation is better than tasteless food."

"Starvation is better than tasteless food."

What was that?

It was poetry.

It was poetry.

By Omar Khayyam.

I can’t be miserly.

I can’t be miserly.

I have seen enough of that in my life.

I have seen enough of that in my life.

There is a difference between poverty and miserly.

There is a difference between poverty and miserly.

So Mr. Readymoney.

Why are you bad in bed?

I didn’t say that.

Zubin.

Zubin.

She dozed off.

She dozed off.

You are not going to get performer of the year award.

You are not going to get performer of the year award.

Fine.

So tell me, what to do?

So tell me, what to do?

How do I... do it?

How do I... do it?

Show me your technique.

Show me your technique.

Okay.

Okay.

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you doing?

You only said. Show me your technique.

You only said. Show me your technique.

Not like that.

Okay.

Let’s get one thing very clear.

Let’s get one thing very clear.

Let’s get one thing very clear.

Okay?

Nothing can happen between us.

Nothing can happen between us.

No shedding clothes. Nothing.

No shedding clothes. Nothing.

Strictly professional. Got it?

Strictly professional. Got it?

Yeah. Right.

Obviously.

Of course.

Good.

So what do you do first?

So what do you do first?

Music.

Mood. Nice.

I have a playlist.

Of course you do.

Of course you do.

It’s called gentle time.

It’s called gentle time.

It’s called gentle time.

You know I read a study about BMP and its effects..

You know I read a study about BMP and its effects..

No. Just no.

No. Just no.

Next.

I start with her.

Gently.

Gently.

Then I shed her clothes.

Then I shed her clothes.

Then I shed her clothes.

Then I...

...fold it and keep.

...fold it and keep.

Then I shed my clothes.

Then I shed my clothes.

- Then I- - Fold it and keep.

- Then I- - Fold it and keep.

And then…

...we make love.

...we make love.

Between 5… 7 minutes.

Between 5… 7 minutes.

Between 5… 7 minutes.

And...

That’s it. What else?

That’s it. What else?

Let me guess.

Let me guess.

Two condoms?

Two condoms?

You look like a two condom kind of guy.

You look like a two condom kind of guy.

Actually, studies have shown that wearing two condoms, put-

Actually, studies have shown that wearing two condoms, put-

Lie down.

Huh?

I am not a therapist. But this is what I do.

I am not a therapist. But this is what I do.

Come on. Lie down.

Come on. Lie down.

Now I am you and you are me.

Now I am you and you are me.

I mean, Shehnaaz. Okay?

I mean, Shehnaaz. Okay?

Okay.

You have seen ‘Friends’?

You have seen ‘Friends’?

Yes.

Yes.

Each and every episode.

Twice.

Twice.

That’s great.

That’s great.

You remember the one where Monica teaches Chandler about the zones.

You remember the one where Monica teaches Chandler about the zones.

So maybe not seven.

So maybe not seven.

But you need to know one or two.

But you need to know one or two.

Depending on the person.

Depending on the person.

Use your lips...

Use your lips...

Finger's.

Breath.

Breath.

Props.

Sometimes it happens.

Sometimes it happens.

When two actors are doing a scene...

When two actors are doing a scene...

Physical attraction is normal.

Physical attraction is normal.

What do you tell your actors then?

What do you tell your actors then?

Why don’t you just try acting?

Why don’t you just try acting?

Did you have any other girlfriend before Shehnaaz?

Did you have any other girlfriend before Shehnaaz?

I had a few.

But all the time I waited for her.

But all the time I waited for her.

She was my childhood crush.

Crush.

Still in touch.

Still in touch.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

Only on Facebook. But...

Only on Facebook. But...

Name.

Name.

Why?

Why?

Nauheed Wadia.

Nauheed Wadia.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I don’t know you. But she knows you.

I don’t know you. But she knows you.

Let’s ask.

Let’s ask.

- Are you mad or what? - Or what? Definitely.

- Are you mad or what? - Or what? Definitely.

No. Please. Not Nauheed.

No. Please. Not Nauheed.

- Why? - Not Nauheed.

- Why? - Not Nauheed.

She...

That ending was…

That ending was…

...a bit complicated.

Even better.

Even better.

And hello.

And hello.

She is in Southampton.

She is in Southampton.

Some World Zoroastrian Youth Congress.

Some World Zoroastrian Youth Congress.

Okay.

Okay.

Fine.

Do you want today’s diagnosis?

Do you want today’s diagnosis?

Should I be worried?

Should I be worried?

Your problem is not there.

Your problem is not there.

Your problem is not there.

It’s here.

It’s here.

Like 90% of the problems in bed.

Like 90% of the problems in bed.

What rubbish!

What rubbish!

What were the names?

Whose?

Yours and Shehnaaz’s unborn babies.

Yours and Shehnaaz’s unborn babies.

How the hell did you know?

How the hell did you know?

Meherzad and Mahrukh.

So when is this helping going to begin?

So when is this helping going to begin?

Will you keep teasing me all the time?

Will you keep teasing me all the time?

It’s called tough love, Zubin.

It’s called tough love, Zubin.

Tough love.

Tough love.

What a strange concept!

What a strange concept!

Ruby.

Are you awake?

Ruby.

I have a plan.

Dude!

At least ring the bell.

At least ring the bell.

It’s a window.

It’s a window.

Point.

So I have a plan.

And I have a hangover.

And I have a hangover.

Road trip.

Road trip.

Phase one.

Phase one.

Nauheed is here.

Let’s go meet her.

Let’s go meet her.

Till yesterday the ending was complicated.

Till yesterday the ending was complicated.

It was.

It was.

Since then we haven’t spoken.

Since then we haven’t spoken.

So it’s best to meet.

So it’s best to meet.

Also, spontaneous.

Also, spontaneous.

Spontaneous.

Spontaneous.

Wow!

Only you can make a plan of spontaneity.

Only you can make a plan of spontaneity.

Only you can make a plan of spontaneity.

That too with bullet points.

That too with bullet points.

Phase two.

This year Parsi meet is in Southampton.

This year Parsi meet is in Southampton.

No.

- Ruby. - No.

Ruby, not as a guarantor but...

...your tax notification, address proof all documents have that address.

...your tax notification, address proof all documents have that address.

At least bring that.

You have got me some time.

You have got me some time.

We will figure out something.

Yes?

Front door guys.

Front door guys.

From another place.

From another place.

Each time one phone gets broken.

I am so going to regret this.

I am so going to regret this.

Yes!

Yes!

Honey, she is not that good.

Honey, she is not that good.

We are going on a road trip. To Southampton.

We are going on a road trip. To Southampton.

We are going on a road trip. To Southampton.

Why?

Because he is bad in bed.

Because he is bad in bed.

Fair enough. Fair enough.

- I am not- - We will have to go by bus.

- I am not- - We will have to go by bus.

- I am not bad- - You could take Sally.

- I am not bad- - You could take Sally.

- I am not bad- - You could take Sally.

Really?

I am not bad-

I am not bad-

I am not sure my license...

No. No. You are not getting anywhere near that wheel but...

No. No. You are not getting anywhere near that wheel but...

..Southampton pride is that weekend. So...

What the hell! I will drive you.

What the hell! I will drive you.

Thanks.

See.

Spontaneous.

Spontaneous.

There is no seatbelt.

There is no seatbelt.

It’s backseat.

It’s backseat.

So what happened?

So what happened?

The car is beautiful though.

The car is beautiful though.

Are you sure you don't have any Parsi in you?

Are you sure you don't have any Parsi in you?

I am going to say no.

I am going to say no.

Unless that was an offer.

Unless that was an offer.

In which case the answer is never in a rain of pig’s pudding.

In which case the answer is never in a rain of pig’s pudding.

In which case the answer is never in a rain of pig’s pudding.

No.

What is the British’s problem?

What is the British’s problem?

They have converted the whole world into English medium.

They have converted the whole world into English medium.

But when they talk, we have to keep Google translate on.

But when they talk, we have to keep Google translate on.

But when they talk, we have to keep Google translate on.

Hey! Rude. English please.

Hey! Rude. English please.

Thank you. That is exactly what I am saying.

Thank you. That is exactly what I am saying.

Mom.

Camera. Mom, camera.

Hi, son. Having fun?

Hi, son. Having fun?

Yes, mom.

Yes, mom.

Okay. I was thinking that you should stay back for a few more days.

Okay. I was thinking that you should stay back for a few more days.

You know, that whiskey tour in Scotland is too good.

You know, that whiskey tour in Scotland is too good.

Let him come home if he wants to.

Let him come home if he wants to.

He has ventured out of Colaba mistakenly.

He has ventured out of Colaba mistakenly.

He has ventured out of Colaba mistakenly.

By the way, where are you?

By the way, where are you?

In a car.

I am going to Southampton with Ruby.

I am going to Southampton with Ruby.

Who is Ruby? The hotel clerk.

Who is Ruby? The hotel clerk.

Ruby...

Ruby...

Hi, uncle. Hi, aunt.

Hi, uncle. Hi, aunt.

I am Ruby.

We are helping each other because...

We are helping each other because...

I also don’t know that.

I also don’t know that.

Hi, Ruby. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Ruby. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Nice to meet you too.

Where did you guys meet?

Where did you guys meet?

In the bathroom.

In the bathroom.

But he was flirting with a boy.

But he was flirting with a boy.

- See. I told you. - I was not flirting with anybody.

- See. I told you. - I was not flirting with anybody.

Neither boy nor girl nor animal.

Neither boy nor girl nor animal.

I love Shehnaaz. Now and forever.

I love Shehnaaz. Now and forever.

Fine. Fine.

Fine. Fine.

But why are you going to Southampton?

But why are you going to Southampton?

To meet Nauheed.

To meet Nauheed.

Nauheed who? Wadia? Your ex?

Nauheed who? Wadia? Your ex?

Okay. I will call you later.

Okay. I will call you later.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

Didn’t she look a bit East Indian type?

Didn’t she look a bit East Indian type?

I like them.

I like them.

Keep them.

Keep them.

Please.

Do they call you everyday?

Do they call you everyday?

Oh yes! If by day you mean four hours.

Oh yes! If by day you mean four hours.

Wow!

Wow!

Yeah!

They are completely deranged.

They are completely deranged.

But I love them.

But I love them.

Again. Wow!

Again. Wow!

I can’t remember the last time I said that about mine.

I can’t remember the last time I said that about mine.

Yeah.

You guys don’t love your parents.

You guys don’t love your parents.

It’s 2022. Not 1982.

It’s 2022. Not 1982.

Who does?

Who does?

When I came out to mine, the only question they asked...

When I came out to mine, the only question they asked...

...was how many people knew.

...was how many people knew.

And you?

And me nothing.

And me nothing.

Ruby?

Zubin.

Zubin.

What about your mom?

What about your mom?

She left us.

I don't blame mom.

I don't blame mom.

You know, I have a cousin who is gay.

You know, I have a cousin who is gay.

That’s awesome.

I am not gay.

I am not gay.

You are not.

I mean, of course, you are not.

I mean, of course, you are not.

I mean, of course, you are not.

- But then what are you... - Zubin.

- But then what are you... - Zubin.

If you don’t know, keep quiet. Don’t be a...

If you don’t know, keep quiet. Don’t be a...

What?

I was just...

I am a male feminist.

So you are a feminist.

Look. I just don’t understand how that works.

Look. I just don’t understand how that works.

- The whole pronounce and identity. - I don’t get religion.

- The whole pronounce and identity. - I don’t get religion.

But if she wants to pray to some magic wizard in the sky...

But if she wants to pray to some magic wizard in the sky...

But if she wants to pray to some magic wizard in the sky...

...I am not going to short-circuit on it.

...I am not going to short-circuit on it.

You don’t need to get it.

Just accept it. Respect it.

That’s all.

You get it?

Yeah.

I think this calls for the full Sally experience.

I think this calls for the full Sally experience.

I think this calls for the full Sally experience.

"Listen to what your heart is saying."

"Listen to what your heart is saying."

"Listen to what your heart is saying."

"Why is the ambiance so different?"

"Why is the ambiance so different?"

"Dark clouds have moved away and the sky has become clear."

"Dark clouds have moved away and the sky has become clear."

"Dark clouds have moved away and the sky has become clear."

"Dark clouds have moved away and the sky has become clear."

"The scenario is colourful."

"The scenario is colourful."

"The air is fragrant."

"The air is fragrant."

"The air is fragrant."

"The gypsy caravan is leading the way."

"The gypsy caravan is leading the way."

"The gypsy caravan is leading the way."

"The gypsy caravan is leading the way."

"The gypsy caravan is leading the way."

"An unknown stranger. But a bit sensible."

"An unknown stranger. But a bit sensible."

"Your words and songs are true."

"Your words and songs are true."

"Everybody loses some and gains some."

"Everybody loses some and gains some."

"Everybody loses some and gains some."

"Let go of all woes and the world."

"Let go of all woes and the world."

"Let go of all woes and the world."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Entangled dreams."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"See how it merged with the clouds."

"See how it merged with the clouds."

"See how it merged with the clouds."

"See how it merged with the clouds."

"Entangled dreams."

"Entangled dreams."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

Behind the umbrella. Amidst boulders.

Behind the umbrella. Amidst boulders.

Behind the umbrella. Amidst boulders.

So?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

In front of the public?

In front of the public?

What if we slip?

What if we slip?

What if water goes in?

Train.

Train.

Sorry. Stupid question.

Sorry. Stupid question.

Plane.

Auto. Bus stop.

In a restaurant’s bathroom. While watching movies.

In a restaurant’s bathroom. While watching movies.

- Can I say something? - Yeah.

- Can I say something? - Yeah.

I like beds.

What’s the problem in having sex on the bed?

What’s the problem in having sex on the bed?

That’s what it’s made for.

Car is for driving.

Car is for driving.

Cinema is for watching movies.

Cinema is for watching movies.

And a bathroom is-

And a bathroom is-

There something about pissing in the wind that’s just primal.

There something about pissing in the wind that’s just primal.

There something about pissing in the wind that’s just primal.

Shall we, ladies?

Shall we, ladies?

I think we need to start with something simpler.

I think we need to start with something simpler.

I think we need to start with something simpler.

Kissing. Show it.

What?

Your technique.

Your technique.

I don’t think I have a technique.

I don’t think I have a technique.

And therein lies the problem, Zubin.

And therein lies the problem, Zubin.

Show me.

It’s a fruit. Not your sister.

It’s a fruit. Not your sister.

Use your lips.

Not so much. Gently.

Not so much. Gently.

And... she dozed off.

And... she dozed off.

And... she dozed off.

Are you teaching me? Or making me do parade march?

Are you teaching me? Or making me do parade march?

It’s really not helping.

It’s really not helping.

Fine.

But control your emotions.

But control your emotions.

Okay?

What?

Get up.

Get up.

It’s not a softie.

It’s not a softie.

It won’t melt if you take some time.

It won’t melt if you take some time.

And now, don’t fall in love with me or something.

And now, don’t fall in love with me or something.

And now, don’t fall in love with me or something.

Definitely broke him this time.

Definitely broke him this time.

Now I know how you felt in my house.

Now I know how you felt in my house.

- Let’s go back. - Are you mad?

- Let’s go back. - Are you mad?

I haven’t travelled for two hours on my off day to come and pray here.

I haven’t travelled for two hours on my off day to come and pray here.

I haven’t travelled for two hours on my off day to come and pray here.

What was the complicated ending?

What was the complicated ending?

Cheating.

Cheating.

The same old story.

Nauheed.

You cheated?

Obviously you don’t know Zubin.

Obviously you don’t know Zubin.

I was the bitch.

I was the bitch.

Zubin Readymoney.

Zubin Readymoney.

Are you here for my apology?

It’s a bit late for that. I know.

It’s a bit late for that. I know.

God knows I tried then.

God knows I tried then.

- I didn’t say anything to you. - I know.

- I didn’t say anything to you. - I know.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Anyway.

Whatever it is, I don’t care. Bye.

Whatever it is, I don’t care. Bye.

Ms. Wadia. Hi. I am Ruby.

Ms. Wadia. Hi. I am Ruby.

Zubin’s psychiatrist.

Zubin’s psychiatrist.

Zubin’s psychiatrist.

Right.

You are not his type.

You are not his type.

But like I said, I don’t care.

But like I said, I don’t care.

Goodbye.

Nauheed.

Nauheed.

5 minutes.

Please.

Aren’t you getting married?

Aren’t you getting married?

What’s her name?

What’s her name?

Shehnaaz.

I was going to.

I was going to.

Now, I don’t know.

Now, I don’t know.

Oh no!

Oh no!

What about your schedule?

What about your schedule?

You must be mourning in Khushroo Baug.

You must be mourning in Khushroo Baug.

You must be mourning in Khushroo Baug.

Why are you so angry with me?

Why are you so angry with me?

Shouldn’t I be angry?

Shouldn’t I be angry?

I wish.

At least I would have got some reaction.

At least I would have got some reaction.

At least I would have got some reaction.

- I wasn’t so bad. - Zubin.

- I wasn’t so bad. - Zubin.

You walked in on me.

You walked in on me.

With another man.

With another man.

In the kitchen.

What did you do?

You started cleaning the table quietly.

You started cleaning the table quietly.

You started cleaning the table quietly.

You didn’t utter a word.

You didn’t utter a word.

Anyway.

Anyway.

What is this? Why have you come?

What is this? Why have you come?

Nauheed.

Was I bad?

Was I bad?

In bed.

In bed.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I am not ridiculing you.

I am not ridiculing you.

If you had told me you will discuss it after two years..

If you had told me you will discuss it after two years..

If you had told me you will discuss it after two years..

There is an advantage of being an ex.

There is an advantage of being an ex.

You don’t have to lie.

Your problem is not in bed.

Your problem is not in bed.

I mean, it is.

I mean, it is.

It is a problem. But that’s not the reason.

It is a problem. But that’s not the reason.

I didn’t cheat on you because he was good in bed.

I didn’t cheat on you because he was good in bed.

I didn’t cheat on you because he was good in bed.

Or because I fell in love with him.

Or because I fell in love with him.

I cheated because I couldn’t follow...

I cheated because I couldn’t follow...

...your time-table for one more day.

...your time-table for one more day.

You still sleep on the right side of the bed.

You still sleep on the right side of the bed.

That’s it.

That’s it.

I was tired of sleeping on the left side.

I was tired of sleeping on the left side.

I was tired of sleeping on the left side.

Wow!

Wow!

For how long had you saved this line?

For how long had you saved this line?

Two years.

Two years.

But listen. I…

But listen. I…

I am trying to change.

I am trying to change.

This girl Ruby…

This girl Ruby…

is not a psychiatrist.

is not a psychiatrist.

I met her two days ago.

And then, I came here to meet you.

And then, I came here to meet you.

I came to London. Alone.

I came to London. Alone.

I went to a club.

And I got drunk.

And I got drunk.

I am fixing myself.

I am fixing myself.

And…it feels nice.

And…it feels nice.

Zubin 2.0.

Zubin 2.0.

Ruby is helping me. And...

Ruby is helping me. And...

Nauheed, what happened?

Go to hell, Zubin.

Go to hell, Zubin.

Why are you getting angry now?

Why are you getting angry now?

Because you are a...

Because you are a...

I am so confused.

You were the most boring man in the world.

You were the most boring man in the world.

- Not anymore. - That’s the problem.

- Not anymore. - That’s the problem.

So you would prefer if I was the same control freak, boring man?

So you would prefer if I was the same control freak, boring man?

So you would prefer if I was the same control freak, boring man?

Yes.

Yes.

That would be much better.

That would be much better.

Because this Zubin...

Because this Zubin...

Hi. I have come to London.

For self-improvement. Zubin 2.0.

For self-improvement. Zubin 2.0.

For self-improvement. Zubin 2.0.

This is what I wanted.

This is what I wanted.

And now...

You also want it.

You also want it.

But not with me.

But not with me.

I guess I should say something like...

I guess I should say something like...

...Shehnaaz is very lucky.

But you know what?

But you know what?

I am not in the mood.

I should have done the booking.

I should have done the booking.

This is the outcome of being spontaneous.

This is the outcome of being spontaneous.

All hotels are full.

Who knew that pride and Parsi would flock together?

Who knew that pride and Parsi would flock together?

Relax, Zubin.

Look around. See how happy people are.

Look around. See how happy people are.

You are the only one who is sulking.

You are the only one who is sulking.

What did your ex say?

What did your ex say?

Nothing.

Nothing.

I thought only Shehnaaz had a problem.

I thought only Shehnaaz had a problem.

Maybe it’s her fault.

But now...

But now...

It’s your turn.

It’s your turn.

Phase 2. Come on.

Phase 2. Come on.

What happened to your mood?

What happened to your mood?

Listen. I spoke to Nauheed for your sake.

Listen. I spoke to Nauheed for your sake.

Okay? Now it’s your turn.

Quid pro quo.

Quid pro quo.

Latin. So sexy.

Latin. So sexy.

Latin. So sexy.

I have one for you.

I have one for you.

The party has just begun.

The party has just begun.

No. I am tired.

After this paperwork. I promise.

After this paperwork. I promise.

I will sit for some time and then come.

Fine.

Fine.

But just remember. She is not the only one having a good time.

But just remember. She is not the only one having a good time.

But just remember. She is not the only one having a good time.

I am coming with you.

I am coming with you.

Where are you going?

Naazu.

Naazu.

Naazu.

Naazu.

Oh, my God!

Zubin.

What?

What?

What the...!

What the...!

Zubin.

What’s happening? What happened?

I am a control freak.

I am a control freak.

I am boring.

I am boring.

What else did she say?

What else did she say?

I am unspontaneous.

I am unspontaneous.

- That’s not a word. - I will show her.

- That’s not a word. - I will show her.

I can be fire.

I can be fire.

Lit.

What is it called?

What is it called?

Zubin, you should lie down for some time.

Zubin, you should lie down for some time.

Ruby.

Do you know? The past three days were the most...

Do you know? The past three days were the most...

...pathetic days of my life.

...pathetic days of my life.

Greatest hits of my issues are going on.

Greatest hits of my issues are going on.

Greatest hits of my issues are going on.

And now, with another man Naazu was...

And now, with another man Naazu was...

That’s it.

That’s it. It’s enough.

That’s it. It’s enough.

It’s enough.

It’s enough.

I just want to feel happy.

I just want to feel happy.

Listen.

I just want to feel happy.

I just want to feel happy.

It’s okay. Just look around.

It’s okay. Just look around.

It’s okay. Just look around.

Yeah.

Yeah. You are right.

Yeah. You are right.

You are right.

It’s the celebration of love. Right?

Yeah.

Let’s celebrate.

Let’s celebrate.

My brother.

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you. Let’s celebrate!

I love you. Let’s celebrate!

Let’s celebrate. I love you!

Let’s celebrate. I love you!

I love you!

"Look. Just see how the scenario has blossomed beautifully."

"Look. Just see how the scenario has blossomed beautifully."

"Look. Just see how the scenario has blossomed beautifully."

"Look. Just see how the scenario has blossomed beautifully."

"I have discovered that light on my path."

"I have discovered that light on my path."

"I have discovered that light on my path."

"I have discovered that light on my path."

"It’s like dawn."

"It’s like dawn."

"Let’s soar."

"Let’s soar."

"Let’s soar."

"In the open sky."

"In the open sky."

"In the open sky."

"Trance."

"Trance."

"Trance."

"Demur, coyness, grace."

"Demur, coyness, grace."

"Demur, coyness, grace."

"A light touch that brings you closer."

"A light touch that brings you closer."

"Stay in this moment."

"Dance merrily."

"Dance merrily."

"Look. Immerse yourself in all the colors."

"Look. Immerse yourself in all the colors."

"Look. Immerse yourself in all the colors."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Entangled dreams."

"Entangled dreams."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"See how it merged with the clouds."

"See how it merged with the clouds."

"See how it merged with the clouds."

"Entangled dreams."

"Entangled dreams."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky."

"Entangled dreams."

"Entangled dreams."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"My crazy heart."

"Entangled dreams."

"Entangled dreams."

"Entangled dreams."

"Entangled dreams."

Stop it.

To hell with your Naazu.

To hell with your Naazu.

You deserve better.

You deserve better.

You are an okay guy.

You are an okay guy.

Can’t you give a proper compliment?

Can’t you give a proper compliment?

I did. Two.

I did. Two.

Ok-ay.

Ok-ay.

- Come on. Get up. - What?

Why?

I found Airbnb. Come on.

I found Airbnb. Come on.

Mr. Spontaneous.

Mr. Spontaneous.

You couldn’t take it.

I'm taking the f**k back.

I'm taking the f**k back.

I'm taking the f**k back.

Tell me something.

Tell me something.

You were always a designated driver in college, weren’t you?

You were always a designated driver in college, weren’t you?

You were always a designated driver in college, weren’t you?

Papa.

How did we come here?

How did we come here?

Your paperwork.

Is he your friend?

Papa, he is already vexed with the English here.

Papa, he is already vexed with the English here.

Please don’t add Bengali to the mix now.

Please don’t add Bengali to the mix now.

Please don’t add Bengali to the mix now.

How are you, Rubaiyat?

How are you, Rubaiyat?

Rubaiyat?

- Is your name Rubaiyat? - He doesn’t even know your name.

- Is your name Rubaiyat? - He doesn’t even know your name.

My name is Ruby.

We had named you Rubaiyat.

We had named you Rubaiyat.

Who we?

Who we?

I can only see you here.

I can only see you here.

You look good.

I am good.

I am good.

You look old.

You look old.

I am old.

I am old.

New coffee machine.

New coffee machine.

Finally, you loosened your purse.

Finally, you loosened your purse.

I stay alone.

So my expenses have halved.

So my expenses have halved.

So my expenses have halved.

Are you still doing your immoral work?

Are you still doing your immoral work?

Yes. My plan of going to hell hasn’t changed.

Yes. My plan of going to hell hasn’t changed.

No. Shame. Decorum...

No. Shame. Decorum...

Tell me something. Does the word ‘decorum’...

Tell me something. Does the word ‘decorum’...

...apply only on women?

Men have complete freedom to be shameless.

Men have complete freedom to be shameless.

It’s almost like a compliment.

But an entire word has been reserved for us.

But an entire word has been reserved for us.

"Decorum."

- Stop your nonsense. - What do I do then?

- Stop your nonsense. - What do I do then?

Sit quietly in a corner. And then, leave the house one fine day.

Sit quietly in a corner. And then, leave the house one fine day.

Sit quietly in a corner. And then, leave the house one fine day.

- Like mom. - Rubaiyat!

My name is Ruby.

My name is Ruby.

Potato and ‘Puri’... (Fried flatbread)

Potato and ‘Puri’... (Fried flatbread)

‘Luchi’ (Fried flatbread).

Please. I am not interested.

Please. I am not interested.

Please. I am not interested.

In what?

In your nonsense.

In your nonsense.

I love her and all that speech. Nonsense.

I love her and all that speech. Nonsense.

I love her and all that speech. Nonsense.

But I don’t love her.

I don’t love her.

I don’t love her.

I love Shehnaaz.

Shehnaaz? Who is Shehnaaz?

Shehnaaz? Who is Shehnaaz?

Shehnaaz is my fiancée.

Shehnaaz is my fiancée.

She was.

She was going to be.

She was going to be.

Forget it.

Forget it.

Ruby is helping me. And I am helping her.

Ruby is helping me. And I am helping her.

In sorting out her finances and opening her café.

In sorting out her finances and opening her café.

In sorting out her finances and opening her café.

Café?

Yes. After I save her from the bank.

But yes. She is planning to.

But yes. She is planning to.

We needed paperwork for that. So we...

We needed paperwork for that. So we...

So Rubaiyat will quit her work?

So Rubaiyat will quit her work?

I don’t know.

She shouldn’t quit it.

She shouldn’t quit it.

- It’s an important work. - Important.

- It’s an important work. - Important.

How can making porn be important?

How can making porn be important?

If not for her, it would have definitely been a blue film.

If not for her, it would have definitely been a blue film.

She keeps people safe. She makes them comfortable.

She keeps people safe. She makes them comfortable.

She keeps people safe. She makes them comfortable.

So that people can make more such films.

So that people can make more such films.

Huh?

What will happen if they don’t make all this?

Nothing.

Nothing.

You will be able to pretend that...

You will be able to pretend that...

You will be able to pretend that...

...there is no word like sex in the dictionary.

...there is no word like sex in the dictionary.

I will bring the paper.

I will bring the paper.

Wash your face. You fool.

Wash your face. You fool.

Ruby.

Every relationship is a transaction.

Every relationship is a transaction.

Okay.

Okay.

What happened to you?

What happened to you?

All relations of your life.

All relations of your life.

With all the men and women you know.

All of them are transactions.

Like yours and mine.

Like yours and mine.

You are helping me and I'm helping you.

You are helping me and I'm helping you.

Except one.

Except one.

Your relation with your father.

Your relation with your father.

Ruby, he doesn’t need anything back.

Ruby, he doesn’t need anything back.

Even now.

You had asked...

You had asked...

...how can anyone still love their parents in 2022?

...how can anyone still love their parents in 2022?

This is how.

This is how.

That’s nice.

That’s nice.

But you have no idea how I have spent my childhood.

But you have no idea how I have spent my childhood.

I don’t.

However it was...

...it’s just the two of you now.

Try.

Try.

Once.

I made it for you.

No.

No.

It’s genuinely quite good.

It’s genuinely quite good.

I heard you are opening your café.

I heard you are opening your café.

What’s the need to hide it?

It’s good.

At least you will quit that job.

At least you will quit that job.

At least you will quit that job.

I like that job.

I like that job.

- Why are you opening a café then? - I don’t know.

- Why are you opening a café then? - I don’t know.

- Why are you opening a café then? - I don’t know.

As a kid I used to see you behind the counter.

As a kid I used to see you behind the counter.

And I used to feel that it’s such a cool job.

And I used to feel that it’s such a cool job.

Indians used to come.

Indians used to come.

To drink tea in the evening.

To drink tea in the evening.

It was your mom’s recipe.

It was your mom’s recipe.

Cardamom, clove, cinnamon...

Cardamom, clove, cinnamon...

Okay. I can’t do this.

I can’t.

I can’t.

You had said it’s just the two of us now.

You had said it’s just the two of us now.

But why is it just the two of us?

But why is it just the two of us?

Because he drove mom away.

Because he drove mom away.

When I asked him, nothing.

When I asked him, nothing.

Complete silence.

When I tried to find her…

...he didn’t help me at all.

...he didn’t help me at all.

It’s almost like he never cared.

It’s almost like he never cared.

Why did she run away?

Because she was fed up of you and your stinginess.

Because she was fed up of you and your stinginess.

Like me.

Like me.

You know. I was the only kid in school...

You know. I was the only kid in school...

...who could never afford a school trip, who never had new toys.

...who could never afford a school trip, who never had new toys.

I was so, so embarrassed all the time.

I was so, so embarrassed all the time.

I was so, so embarrassed all the time.

I tried.

- Sit. - No. Thanks.

- Sit. - No. Thanks.

I didn’t drive her away.

I didn’t drive her away.

I didn’t drive her away.

I didn’t drive her away.

She left willingly.

She left willingly.

She didn’t want an immigrant life.

She didn’t want an immigrant life.

Tea stall. Poverty. You and me.

She didn’t want it.

Unlike our country, arranged marriage here...

Unlike our country, arranged marriage here...

...doesn’t mean lifelong imprisonment.

...doesn’t mean lifelong imprisonment.

So she left.

She found a foreigner...

She found a foreigner...

...who could give her everything.

...who could give her everything.

...who could give her everything.

Before leaving she said…

Before leaving she said…

...not to try and find her.

...not to try and find her.

That’s why I didn’t let you talk to her.

That’s why I didn’t let you talk to her.

Because she didn’t want to talk.

Because she didn’t want to talk.

Because she didn’t want to talk.

Yes. I was stingy.

Yes. I was stingy.

Because I had to face bankruptcy each month.

Because I had to face bankruptcy each month.

If you cannot afford child care here...

If you cannot afford child care here...

...then child service people take your child away from you.

...then child service people take your child away from you.

I didn’t want that to happen.

I didn’t want that to happen.

Listen.

Listen.

I don’t hate her.

I don’t hate her.

But I wanted to make sure you don’t grow up hating her.

But I wanted to make sure you don’t grow up hating her.

I think I succeeded a bit too much.

I think I succeeded a bit too much.

Why didn’t you tell me all that before?

Why didn’t you tell me all that before?

I am your father.

I am your father.

My job is to protect you from all negativity.

My job is to protect you from all negativity.

My job is to protect you from all negativity.

Look, Rubaiyat.

Look, Rubaiyat.

Rubaiyat, I am old.

Rubaiyat, I am old.

I belong to a different generation.

I belong to a different generation.

I don’t understand what you guys do.

I don’t understand what you guys do.

But it’s allowed.

All parents think like that.

All parents think like that.

My parents also used to think that if I cross the seven seas...

My parents also used to think that if I cross the seven seas...

...and go to study English, I will go to hell.

...and go to study English, I will go to hell.

Each generation has a problem with the next generation’s choices.

Each generation has a problem with the next generation’s choices.

Each generation has a problem with the next generation’s choices.

It’s fine.

If that doesn’t happen, how will you people rebel?

If that doesn’t happen, how will you people rebel?

Look.

I cannot be like that overnight.

I cannot be like that overnight.

What do you guys say? Cool.

What do you guys say? Cool.

But...

...will lukewarm do?

Papa.

Such a dad joke.

But I am a dad.

But I am a dad.

Fine.

Fine.

I don’t have high hopes. But…

let’s try.

let’s try.

‘Luchi’ (Fried flatbread).

You are still grumpy.

You are still grumpy.

Yes. I am just like you.

Yes. I am just like you.

Shots fired.

Shots fired.

You can also eat it.

You can also eat it.

My recipe book.

It will be useful for your new café.

It will be useful for your new café.

Look.

I can tolerate your anger.

I can tolerate your anger.

But this aloofness, ignorance...

But this aloofness, ignorance...

...not allowed.

...not allowed.

So, Rubaiyat.

So, Rubaiyat.

I will kill you.

I will kill you.

You are quoting the book you are named after.

You are quoting the book you are named after.

So uncool.

Hello.

Look what I got.

Look what I got.

What is she doing today?

She is going on a vacation.

She is going on a vacation.

Why are you so interested in my future?

Why are you so interested in my future?

Why are you so interested in my future?

The deal was for bank work, right?

The deal was for bank work, right?

That deal was with Ruby.

That deal was with Ruby.

That deal was with Ruby.

I am thinking about Rubaiyat’s future.

I am thinking about Rubaiyat’s future.

Why?

Because she is my friend.

Because she is my friend.

And I like her.

And I like her.

I told you don’t fall for me.

I told you don’t fall for me.

I am not.

Ruby is almost impossible to fall for.

Ruby is almost impossible to fall for.

Ruby is almost impossible to fall for.

But Rubaiyat.

She has potential.

It’s a name that can handle domestic life...

It’s a name that can handle domestic life...

Your domestic life.

I will hit the car with a tree.

I will hit the car with a tree.

Double suicide. How romantic!

Double suicide. How romantic!

I am glad I met you.

I am glad I met you.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. Me too.

You guys are so cute. I am going to throw up.

You guys are so cute. I am going to throw up.

Nice.

Nice.

But?

But?

Honest feedback?

Honest feedback?

Uncle’s was better.

I knew it. Damn it!

I need to hire a cook.

I need to hire a cook.

Everything is organized for the bank meeting.

Everything is organized for the bank meeting.

By date and category.

By date and category.

Oh no! Relapse.

Oh no! Relapse.

The therapy has been a waste.

The therapy has been a waste.

Funny.

Funny.

Rubaiyat.

It’s such a beautiful name.

It’s such a beautiful name.

I have even started reading it.

I have even started reading it.

See.

Come on. Maybe there is hope. Yeah.

Come on. Maybe there is hope. Yeah.

Perhaps the most beautiful trip of your life...

Perhaps the most beautiful trip of your life...

Perhaps the most beautiful trip of your life...

...is the one that is unplanned.

...is the one that is unplanned.

To unexpected detours.

To unexpected detours.

To unexpected detours.

I am a beautiful journey.

I am a beautiful journey.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Did you talk to Shehnaaz?

Did you talk to Shehnaaz?

No.

- Don’t you want to talk? - I want to.

- Don’t you want to talk? - I want to.

I am doubtful about whether she wants to talk.

I am doubtful about whether she wants to talk.

I am doubtful about whether she wants to talk.

Okay. Fine.

Okay. Fine.

Let’s try something. Okay?

Tell me five things that you dislike about her.

Tell me five things that you dislike about her.

Tell me five things that you dislike about her.

I can’t think of anything.

I can’t think of anything.

Zubin, don’t be such a coward.

Zubin, don’t be such a coward.

You feel scared of her, don’t you?

You feel scared of her, don’t you?

No.

No.

Come on.

Come on.

Last lesson.

I am Shehnaaz.

I am Shehnaaz.

Okay. Now you are scaring me.

Tell me. What problem do you have with me?

Tell me. What problem do you have with me?

Check. It must be mom or dad’s call.

Check. It must be mom or dad’s call.

- They will get worried. - Tell me, you coward.

- They will get worried. - Tell me, you coward.

What is this horror movie type behaviour?

What is this horror movie type behaviour?

Ruby! Rubaiyat!

Ruby! Rubaiyat!

This is my favourite shirt.

It was.

I don’t understand. What’s happening?

I don’t understand. What’s happening?

In last five days I had with five men.

In last five days I had with five men.

And I was awake the whole time.

And I was awake the whole time.

What will you say? You coward.

Tell me, you...

Tell me, you...

I don’t even know what that means.

I don’t even know what that means.

You don’t know what it means.

You don’t know what it means.

Next time take notes. I will be with two men.

Next time take notes. I will be with two men.

Maybe three men. Maybe one from-

Maybe three men. Maybe one from-

You are a bloody bully!

You never took me seriously.

You never took me seriously.

You want to marry me only because both of us are Parsis.

You want to marry me only because both of us are Parsis.

And your breath f**king stinks.

And your breath f**king stinks.

Four. Nicely done.

Four. Nicely done.

Really? She doesn’t brush?

Really? She doesn’t brush?

Not thrice a day as per the timer.

Not thrice a day as per the timer.

Who are you?

Naazu.

Shehnaaz.

His girlfriend.

His girlfriend.

Okay. So she was walking around looking for Zubin.

Okay. So she was walking around looking for Zubin.

And I didn’t know...

But I like what’s going on here.

But I like what’s going on here.

Can I watch?

Can I watch?

Sod off, Quinn.

You are stalking him.

I called.

Thrice.

Thrice.

He made our location sharing visible for each other.

He made our location sharing visible for each other.

He made our location sharing visible for each other.

Safety.

That is so Zubin.

That is so Zubin.

Naazu, what are you doing in London?

Naazu, what are you doing in London?

Naazu, what are you doing in London?

- Can you please open this? - Do you know?

- Can you please open this? - Do you know?

I received so many marriage proposals from Parsis.

I received so many marriage proposals from Parsis.

I refused all of them.

I refused all of them.

So you love him.

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

But can you please stay out of this?

But can you please stay out of this?

I don’t know how much he has paid you.

I don’t know how much he has paid you.

Naazu. Naazu. She is not a...

Naazu. Naazu. She is not a...

I thought since you are a woman...

I thought since you are a woman...

...you won’t pass judgment so quickly. But...

...you won’t pass judgment so quickly. But...

I am not judging you.

I am not judging you.

It’s your life. You can do whatever you want.

It’s your life. You can do whatever you want.

It’s your life. You can do whatever you want.

Not that there is anything wrong in being one but I am not a prostitute.

Not that there is anything wrong in being one but I am not a prostitute.

Not that there is anything wrong in being one but I am not a prostitute.

I picked him from the dustbin and brought him home.

I picked him from the dustbin and brought him home.

Wonder how he became my friend.

Wonder how he became my friend.

Okay. Seriously. Please open me.

Okay. Seriously. Please open me.

Mounting on your friend and bitching about his girlfriend...

Mounting on your friend and bitching about his girlfriend...

...must be normal for you.

...must be normal for you.

Right?

If his girlfriend ditches him and sleeps around with half of Mumbai...

If his girlfriend ditches him and sleeps around with half of Mumbai...

If his girlfriend ditches him and sleeps around with half of Mumbai...

...that is allowed.

Guys!

Guys!

Please. Can somebody open me?

Please. Can somebody open me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I just realized something.

I just realized something.

Both of us are fighting over this idiot.

Both of us are fighting over this idiot.

And neither of us are his girlfriend.

And neither of us are his girlfriend.

Till a few days ago the highlight of his life was...

Till a few days ago the highlight of his life was...

Till a few days ago the highlight of his life was...

...that he was an expert in making girls go to sleep.

...that he was an expert in making girls go to sleep.

I mean, that’s bad.

Okay, Ruby.

Open me.

Open me.

Now.

Ruby. Ruby!

Ruby. Ruby!

- What am I doing here? - Naazu.

- What am I doing here? - Naazu.

Seriously.

Seriously.

FOMO.

FOMO.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Imagine this.

Imagine this.

One day Zubin becomes so cool that...

One day Zubin becomes so cool that...

One day Zubin becomes so cool that...

...I start feeling jealous.

...I start feeling jealous.

How pathetic is that?

Thanks.

Tell me something.

Tell me something.

Why didn’t you come with him that day?

Why didn’t you come with him that day?

I don’t like cheating.

I don’t like cheating.

But after spending one year with Zubin...

But after spending one year with Zubin...

But after spending one year with Zubin...

...anybody would start looking around.

...anybody would start looking around.

I am not just talking about that.

I am not just talking about that.

You mean...

You mean...

Why are Indians so scared of this word?

Why are Indians so scared of this word?

I am a British citizen.

I am a British citizen.

Passport doesn’t decide your country.

Passport doesn’t decide your country.

Okay, guys. Seriously.

Okay, guys. Seriously.

That’s enough. Can you open me?

Zubin, this is important.

Not scared.

Not scared.

But in India telling anybody...

But in India telling anybody...

...especially your parents that you are breaking up with your boyfriend.

...especially your parents that you are breaking up with your boyfriend.

...especially your parents that you are breaking up with your boyfriend.

Because is boring...

Because is boring...

Because is boring...

Can you imagine that conversation?

Can you imagine that conversation?

Can you imagine that conversation?

Moreover, his time-table.

Moreover, his time-table.

Of eating, drinking, waking up, crying, sleeping.

Of eating, drinking, waking up, crying, sleeping.

Everything is planned.

Everything is planned.

- Absolutely no... - Spontaneity.

- Absolutely no... - Spontaneity.

I have got this feedback from many.

I have got this feedback from many.

That day I felt…

That day I felt…

...this is my life.

...this is my life.

And I…

...will become moody if I live this life.

...will become moody if I live this life.

...will become moody if I live this life.

I couldn’t.

I couldn’t.

I just couldn’t.

I just couldn’t.

You are not wrong.

You are not wrong.

Your only fault is that you didn’t give him a chance to change.

Your only fault is that you didn’t give him a chance to change.

Your only fault is that you didn’t give him a chance to change.

Yes. There are many issues in him.

Yes. There are many issues in him.

But issues can be resolved too.

But issues can be resolved too.

Both of you need to sit in one room and talk.

Both of you need to sit in one room and talk.

Both of you need to sit in one room and talk.

I have to go for work tomorrow morning.

I have to go for work tomorrow morning.

So wear your clothes and leave.

So wear your clothes and leave.

Our arrangement is done.

Our arrangement is done.

Wow!

Wow!

Baby.

Whatever you did with her...

Whatever you did with her...

...I forgive you.

You forgive me?

Okay.

Fine.

Fine.

How is this?

How is this?

Whatever happened in these five days...

Whatever happened in these five days...

Whatever happened in these five days...

...delete it.

...delete it.

We will never ask each other about it.

We will never ask each other about it.

Deal?

But...

Okay.

Okay.

This feels right.

This feels right.

I hated being single.

I hated being single.

It feels strange to be alone, right?

It feels strange to be alone, right?

Right?

Right?

You know.

No.

I…don’t, actually.

I…don’t, actually.

I…don’t, actually.

- Naazu. - Zubin.

Wait.

Wait.

I owe you this.

I owe you this.

Marry me.

Marry me.

Listen.

I know I did some things which I shouldn’t have done.

I know I did some things which I shouldn’t have done.

I know I did some things which I shouldn’t have done.

But I told you.

But I told you.

Delete it.

Delete it.

No.

No.

Are you taking revenge?

Are you taking revenge?

No.

I don’t want to delete it.

I don’t want to delete it.

Ruby and you...

Ruby and you...

No.

No.

I don’t know.

I don’t know.

But that’s not the point.

But that’s not the point.

What you were saying...

What you were saying...

I just realized.

I just realized.

I can’t remember the last time I was single.

I can’t remember the last time I was single.

It’s almost like…

It’s almost like…

...I am scared to be alone.

...I am scared to be alone.

I used to be.

I used to be.

I am sorry, Naazu.

I am sorry, Naazu.

I am changing.

I am changing.

Isn’t this what you also wanted?

Isn’t this what you also wanted?

Yes.

This is what I wanted.

This is what I wanted.

But not like this.

"Starvation is better than tasteless food."

"Starvation is better than tasteless food."

What?

It’s from a book I am reading.

It’s from a book I am reading.

Do you know the next line?

Do you know the next line?

"Loneliness is better than compromise."

"Loneliness is better than compromise."

"Loneliness is better than compromise."

"I was carrying some fragments of sunlight in my hands."

"I was carrying some fragments of sunlight in my hands."

"I was carrying some fragments of sunlight in my hands."

"I was carrying some fragments of sunlight in my hands."

"In the quest for shade I doused a bit and I burned a bit."

"In the quest for shade I doused a bit and I burned a bit."

"In the quest for shade I doused a bit and I burned a bit."

"In the quest for shade I doused a bit and I burned a bit."

"My heart was lost amidst clouds."

"My heart was lost amidst clouds."

"My heart was lost amidst clouds."

"Sunrays opened the window."

"Sunrays opened the window."

"Dawn broke on the way."

"Dawn broke on the way."

"Dawn broke on the way."

"The sky was scattered."

"The sky was scattered."

"The sky was scattered."

"Droplets paved the way."

"Droplets paved the way."

"And created a rainbow in my heart."

"And created a rainbow in my heart."

"And created a rainbow in my heart."

"Grief has started soaring."

"Grief has started soaring."

"Grief has started soaring."

"Grief has started blending."

"Grief has started blending."

"Grief has started blending."

"Grief has started blending."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

Didn’t you feel scared?

Didn’t you feel scared?

For what?

What if you guys had not met each other?

What if you guys had not met each other?

What if you guys had not met each other?

You know, that’s the problem with love stories.

You know, that’s the problem with love stories.

They have destroyed the reputation of being alone.

They have destroyed the reputation of being alone.

They have destroyed the reputation of being alone.

What is this romantic concept of soul mates?

What is this romantic concept of soul mates?

You will meet such a person in your life...

You will meet such a person in your life...

...who will make you feel whole.

...who will make you feel whole.

Basically, your happiness lies in somebody else’s hands.

Basically, your happiness lies in somebody else’s hands.

Basically, your happiness lies in somebody else’s hands.

No. What we need to worry about is...

No. What we need to worry about is...

...becoming whole on our own.

...becoming whole on our own.

"Grief has started soaring."

"Grief has started soaring."

"Grief has started soaring."

"Grief has started blending."

"Grief has started blending."

"Grief has started blending."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams."

"There are many sagas in these moments."

"There are many sagas in these moments."

"There are many sagas in these moments."

"It tells us to live in the moment."

"It tells us to live in the moment."

"It tells us to live in the moment."

"It tells us to live in the moment."

"Breaths are throbbing."

"Breaths are throbbing."

"Breaths are throbbing."

"It tells us to live in words."

"It tells us to live in words."

"It tells us to live in words."

"It tells us to live in words."

"Humans have many memories."

"Humans have many memories."

"Humans have many memories."

"It tells us to live merrily."

"It tells us to live merrily."

"It tells us to live merrily."

"It tells us to live merrily."

"There are many desires in words."

"There are many desires in words."

"There are many desires in words."

"It tells us to live colourfully."

"It tells us to live colourfully."

"It tells us to live colourfully."

"It tells us to live colourfully."

Hey!

Uncle!

Wow!

Wow!

All this...

You and here?

You and here?

What is going on?

She has opened a café. She needs a good cook.

She has opened a café. She needs a good cook.

She has opened a café. She needs a good cook.

Thank God.

Thank God.

But Ruby…Rubaiyat...

But Ruby…Rubaiyat...

Ruby will do.

Ruby will do.

What is she doing?

What she knows best.

What she knows best.

Helping people.

Helping people.

- She has become a therapist. - No. She is studying.

- She has become a therapist. - No. She is studying.

But nowadays she is making people shed inhibitions.

But nowadays she is making people shed inhibitions.

Money? Bank?

Money? Bank?

You know about money.

You know about money.

She is not good. I am.

She is not good. I am.

I had saved some money. It came to use.

I had saved some money. It came to use.

Will you have tea?

Will you have tea?

Papa, he cannot even understand English properly.

Papa, he cannot even understand English properly.

You have started talking in Bengali.

Who speaks English in this wretched country?

Who speaks English in this wretched country?

Who speaks English in this wretched country?

Are you stalking me?

Are you stalking me?

Yes.

Seriously?

Seriously?

That’s all the faith you have in your therapy?

That’s all the faith you have in your therapy?

I came to ask for coffee.

The next session is at 2.

The next session is at 2.

Walk and talk. I have a lot of work.

Walk and talk. I have a lot of work.

I can see that.

So finally, you took your father’s help.

So finally, you took your father’s help.

I didn’t have any other option.

He went directly to the bank.

He went directly to the bank.

What about hell?

What about hell?

Both will go there together.

Both will go there together.

Seriously.

Why have you come here?

Why have you come here?

I have come to propose you.

I have come to propose you.

Oh man!

Don’t be such a Ruby. At least hear me out.

Don’t be such a Ruby. At least hear me out.

Friendship is rarer than love.

Friendship is rarer than love.

St. Guru.

St. Guru.

Funny.

Funny.

You know, you just pick a human you met and you think.

You know, you just pick a human you met and you think.

You know, you just pick a human you met and you think.

Yeah. I like this one.

Yeah. I like this one.

Let’s do things together.

I have learnt to stay single.

I have learnt to stay single.

But I miss having a friend.

But I miss having a friend.

Ruby, I have spent my whole life...

Ruby, I have spent my whole life...

...within a radius of 2 km from my colony.

...within a radius of 2 km from my colony.

Now I want to see the world.

I don’t have any plans.

I don’t have any plans.

I have just embarked on a journey.

I have just embarked on a journey.

Let’s see what happens.

Let’s see what happens.

Zubin without any plans.

Zubin without any plans.

Hey! You were the best thing I never planned.

Hey! You were the best thing I never planned.

Zubin, that’s sweet.

Zubin, that’s sweet.

Zubin, that’s sweet.

And true.

And true.

I am in London for six months.

I am in London for six months.

Transfer.

Transfer.

After that I don’t know where I will go.

After that I don’t know where I will go.

After that I don’t know where I will go.

All I know is that I don’t want to delete you.

All I know is that I don’t want to delete you.

Friends?

Fine. Friends.

Fine. Friends.

"Embrace this moment."

"Embrace this moment."

"This moment is your life."

"This moment is your life."

No way.

No way.

Okay. Seriously impressed now.

Okay. Seriously impressed now.

Are you sure you are not flirting with me?

Yuck, Rubaiyat.

Yuck, Rubaiyat.

Who the hell says flirting anymore?

Who the hell says flirting anymore?

At the moment, no.

But I can’t guarantee you about the future.

But I can’t guarantee you about the future.

I knew it. Stalker.

I knew it. Stalker.