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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:40,614 I've got a good visual on the Earth portal. 2 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,758 In fact, clear as crystal. 3 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:45,190 Because, see, we're in a crystal battlezone. 4 00:00:45,361 --> 00:00:48,057 Almost a joke. So can I use it? 5 00:00:51,768 --> 00:00:52,996 ZOOM: Whoa! 6 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,297 Uh-oh. 7 00:00:57,507 --> 00:00:59,805 Ooh. Close call for the kid. 8 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,273 Don't call me "kid." 9 00:01:01,444 --> 00:01:02,741 Sure, little guy. 10 00:01:02,912 --> 00:01:05,039 - Hey, anybody wanna hear a joke? ALL [O VER RADIO]: No! 11 00:01:05,215 --> 00:01:09,709 I'm not saying Zoom's a baby or anything, but that rattle in his chopper? 12 00:01:09,886 --> 00:01:11,513 It's a real rattle. 13 00:01:11,688 --> 00:01:12,848 [ALL GRO AN] [RIMSHOT PLAYS] 14 00:01:13,289 --> 00:01:16,417 I will so dominate Open Mike Night at Zeke's. 15 00:01:16,593 --> 00:01:18,584 Dude, enough with the lame baby jokes. 16 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:21,424 Whoa, somebody missed his nap time. 17 00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:24,624 Spinner, cut it. Let's just get this battlekey home. 18 00:01:24,801 --> 00:01:26,291 Got it. Sorry, Zoom. 19 00:01:26,469 --> 00:01:28,835 We get back, I'm buying you a tall frosty soda. 20 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,939 But I draw the line at burping you. 21 00:01:31,107 --> 00:01:32,802 ZOOM: Spinner, I'm gonna... Whoa! 22 00:01:36,946 --> 00:01:38,106 Ambush! 23 00:01:38,281 --> 00:01:40,078 [KALUS RO ARING] 24 00:01:43,253 --> 00:01:44,584 [AGURA GRUNTS] 25 00:01:53,463 --> 00:01:54,691 ALL: Whoa! 26 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:58,395 [CRACKING] 27 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,601 Guys, we can't go through the portal yet. 28 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:02,761 Not with the Vandals close enough to follow. 29 00:02:02,939 --> 00:02:05,134 - I'll draw them off. - No, I'll draw them off. 30 00:02:05,308 --> 00:02:08,641 - Protect the battlekey. - Hold on, kid. It's too dangerous. 31 00:02:08,812 --> 00:02:10,507 "Kid"? You too? 32 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,843 Okay. Thump them and dump them, and then catch up to us. 33 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,950 [TIRES SCREECH] 34 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,653 I will rip you apart! 35 00:02:33,536 --> 00:02:35,128 [VANDALS YELLING] 36 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:38,665 ZOOM: Woo-hoo! 37 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:42,276 Ha-ha! That was awesome. 38 00:02:42,445 --> 00:02:45,175 Oh, man, they never see me do the cool stuff. 39 00:02:45,348 --> 00:02:46,610 [CRACKING] 40 00:02:46,783 --> 00:02:48,011 Uh-oh. 41 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:54,583 Whoa! 42 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,390 Whoa! 43 00:02:58,895 --> 00:03:00,487 [GRUNTING] 44 00:03:06,302 --> 00:03:07,530 [YELLING] 45 00:03:07,737 --> 00:03:09,329 [GRUNTING] 46 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:14,303 Aww. Wrist comm's busted. 47 00:03:21,651 --> 00:03:23,141 [GRUNTING] 48 00:03:24,254 --> 00:03:25,778 Close the stormshock. 49 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,583 No. Zoom's still in there. 50 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:31,124 Any time now. He's coming. 51 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,159 Maybe the Vandals caught him. 52 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:35,629 I'm going back. 53 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:37,223 You guys hang. 54 00:03:46,175 --> 00:03:48,609 Whoa! Where's the bridge? 55 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:00,680 AGURA: What did you see? 56 00:04:00,857 --> 00:04:03,792 Trouble. No bridge, no Zoom, no signal. 57 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,326 This is terrible. 58 00:04:06,896 --> 00:04:10,696 Without Zoom, who am I gonna make fun of at Zeke's Open Mike Night? 59 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,259 Heh, heh. 60 00:04:12,435 --> 00:04:15,836 Joking. Seriously, love the little guy. 61 00:04:17,407 --> 00:04:19,102 [VANDALS GRO ANING] 62 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:26,672 You fools! 63 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:30,012 You are the one who missed the human with your crossbow. 64 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,114 [RO ARS] 65 00:04:32,288 --> 00:04:34,415 But it was a really good try. 66 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:35,750 [CHUCKLES] 67 00:04:35,925 --> 00:04:38,826 Three cheers for Captain Kalus. 68 00:04:39,295 --> 00:04:42,526 Huzzah! Huzzah! 69 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:44,627 Huzzah? 70 00:04:46,569 --> 00:04:47,900 This battle is lost. 71 00:04:48,071 --> 00:04:50,562 Let us return to Vandal and prepare for the next. 72 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:54,540 Wait. They have left one behind. 73 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:58,208 - I think I'll eat it. KALUS: No. 74 00:04:58,581 --> 00:05:01,015 We catch it and use it as bait. 75 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:04,153 The humans will return to save one of their own. 76 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,984 And when they return through the stormshock, we will be ready. 77 00:05:09,158 --> 00:05:11,718 We start the hunt now. 78 00:05:12,028 --> 00:05:13,620 HATCH: Ooh! 79 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:17,755 I get chills every time he says that. 80 00:05:18,434 --> 00:05:20,425 Anybody else get chills? 81 00:05:20,636 --> 00:05:22,103 [SEVER GRO ANS] 82 00:05:25,108 --> 00:05:26,700 [GRUNTS] 83 00:05:26,876 --> 00:05:29,174 Great. Everything's busted. 84 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:30,909 [VEHICLES APPRO ACHING] 85 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,506 Oh, man. 86 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:37,213 I don't have a Chopper, but I still got moves. 87 00:05:39,155 --> 00:05:40,884 [HATCH LAUGHING] 88 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:45,049 HATCH: Dum-dum-dum! Whee! Whee! Ha-ha! 89 00:05:49,232 --> 00:05:54,260 I found the shell, but the soft parts are missing. 90 00:05:55,138 --> 00:05:56,628 [SNIFFING] 91 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,407 [SNIFFING] 92 00:06:02,011 --> 00:06:05,777 His tracks lead that way. 93 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:07,546 [ALL LAUGHING] 94 00:06:10,686 --> 00:06:13,348 I'm really hungry. 95 00:06:13,523 --> 00:06:15,514 You're always hungry. 96 00:06:15,691 --> 00:06:17,158 [ALL GRUNTING] 97 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:19,419 HATCH: Ow! Oh! Owie! 98 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:22,594 Fools. You are wasting time. 99 00:06:22,765 --> 00:06:25,893 Do you think the human is simply going to wait for us? 100 00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:28,629 Actually, I am. 101 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:29,931 [GRUNTS] 102 00:06:30,106 --> 00:06:31,596 [CRACKING] 103 00:06:33,242 --> 00:06:35,335 KALUS: Retreat! 104 00:06:37,747 --> 00:06:39,544 ZOOM: Woo-hoo! 105 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,820 [GRUNTS THEN CHUCKLES] 106 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,387 [ZOOM YELLS] 107 00:06:47,757 --> 00:06:49,588 [GRO ANS] 108 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,784 And the score is: Fuzz-Face 0. 109 00:06:51,961 --> 00:06:53,360 [GRUNTING] 110 00:06:53,696 --> 00:06:55,163 [HATCH CHUCKLING] 111 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:05,067 So... Heh, heh. 112 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:07,835 Listen, about that Fuzz-Face crack... 113 00:07:08,211 --> 00:07:09,644 [GROWLS] 114 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,214 [CHUCKLING] 115 00:07:15,284 --> 00:07:16,649 [ZOOM GRUNTING] 116 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:26,992 Stop moving. You're not making this any fun. 117 00:07:27,163 --> 00:07:29,393 It's fun for me. 118 00:07:29,999 --> 00:07:31,125 [SEVER SCREAMS] 119 00:07:33,503 --> 00:07:35,403 ZOOM: Yeah! 120 00:07:35,805 --> 00:07:38,603 See? It's over. 121 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,699 The stormshock is sealed. The Earth is safe. 122 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,871 There's no reason to risk opening it. I'm the least important guy on the team. 123 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,948 They will be back, small one. 124 00:07:48,117 --> 00:07:52,349 They suffer from the same thing your whole feeble race suffers from. 125 00:07:52,588 --> 00:07:54,419 Ha, ha. Cat allergies? 126 00:07:54,857 --> 00:07:56,916 Compassion. 127 00:08:00,663 --> 00:08:03,791 Crazy kid. Taking on the Vandals alone. 128 00:08:03,966 --> 00:08:05,900 Obviously got in over his head. 129 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,865 Which, considering Zoom's size... 130 00:08:08,037 --> 00:08:10,505 ...probably happens every time he steps into the tub. 131 00:08:10,706 --> 00:08:14,733 Uh, hey, big bro, it's my job to keep you out of trouble, right? 132 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,538 Well, yeah. 133 00:08:16,712 --> 00:08:19,340 I calculate that you've gone too far. 134 00:08:19,515 --> 00:08:21,107 Understatement of the year. 135 00:08:21,284 --> 00:08:24,447 Hey, all I did was tell a few jokes about the kid being a kid. 136 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:28,852 Which is why Zoom tried to prove himself by staying behind. 137 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:31,084 That's it. I'm going back in. 138 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,688 And we're going with you. 139 00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:39,201 Whoa, whoa. Point of order. You said the bridge was out. 140 00:08:39,368 --> 00:08:40,892 How do we get back home? 141 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:44,665 I don't plan that far in advance. Speed, power and attitude, dudes. 142 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,364 Follow me. 143 00:08:58,254 --> 00:09:01,553 Look! The stormshock is forming. 144 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,429 They will hold it open until they find you. 145 00:09:07,597 --> 00:09:10,225 Vandals, prepare to attack. 146 00:09:10,766 --> 00:09:12,461 [VANDALS RO ARING] 147 00:09:13,669 --> 00:09:17,196 No. They should have just left me. 148 00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:20,975 [ALL YELLING] 149 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:23,902 [TIRES SCREECHING] 150 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,712 [VOICE VIBRATING] Hey, is it just me... 151 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:31,352 ...or do I sound extra funny like this? 152 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,249 ALL [O VER RADIO]: It's just you. 153 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,717 Sheesh. Tough crowd. 154 00:09:35,891 --> 00:09:37,358 Whoa! 155 00:09:37,693 --> 00:09:39,183 [SPINNER YELLING] 156 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:44,090 I think we may have just invented Extreme Car Slalom. 157 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:46,132 Hey, I'll do the jokes around here. 158 00:09:46,302 --> 00:09:50,261 So to get back home, we gotta go from up there to there. 159 00:09:50,439 --> 00:09:52,600 It could work, but it's risky. 160 00:09:52,775 --> 00:09:56,609 Structurally, that ramp can only take one vehicle at a time. 161 00:09:58,781 --> 00:10:02,410 Okay, but if we have a way back to Earth, so do the Vandals. 162 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:04,450 That pass is the only way up. 163 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,451 [O VER RADIO] Sherman, Spinner, we go look for Zoom. 164 00:10:06,622 --> 00:10:09,716 - Agura, Stanford, stay and guard the exit. - Got it. 165 00:10:09,892 --> 00:10:13,384 We may be here for a while. Might as well make the best of it. 166 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:16,130 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 167 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:17,827 [SIGHS] 168 00:10:18,668 --> 00:10:22,695 KROCOMODO: Captain Kalus, the human's portal remains open. 169 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,501 They have split up. The leader comes this way. 170 00:10:26,676 --> 00:10:31,079 I have old business with him. He is mine to snare. 171 00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:34,273 You, destroy the others. Take the stormshock portal. 172 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:37,385 You sub-creatures are so easy to hunt. 173 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:38,747 [CHUCKLES] 174 00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:41,852 Ohh! One word: Mouthwash. 175 00:10:42,491 --> 00:10:43,515 Take him. 176 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,253 [BOTH LAUGHING] 177 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,036 - Sherm? SHERMAN [O VER RADIO]: I see it. 178 00:10:58,207 --> 00:11:01,199 That's Zoom's beacon from the Chopper. We're getting close. 179 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,538 Zoom, can you hear us? 180 00:11:03,713 --> 00:11:06,682 I've got a signal from the Chopper, but nothing on Zoom. 181 00:11:06,849 --> 00:11:08,180 SHERMAN: It's this crystal maze. 182 00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:10,615 I think it's blocking our communication signal. 183 00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:13,186 I'll make sure. I got a couple of new Zoom jokes. 184 00:11:13,356 --> 00:11:15,847 - Lf he can hear me, he'll respond. SHERMAN: Spinner! 185 00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:17,219 VERT: Pump your brakes. 186 00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:22,286 There's the Chopper. 187 00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:24,194 Now let's go find Zoom. 188 00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:34,907 Vandals were just here. 189 00:11:35,077 --> 00:11:37,409 Pack up the Chopper and get back to the pass. 190 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:38,911 I'm going after Zoom. 191 00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:45,215 Uh, you're coming back, right? I mean, we kind of need you. 192 00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:49,484 We need Zoom too. Don't worry, we'll both be back. 193 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,857 Wow. He took off faster than Stanford's last date. 194 00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:57,465 Ha! Oh, I gotta use that. Oh, yeah, that's a keeper. 195 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,860 [GRO ANS] 196 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,839 Hmm. 197 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,171 They're close. 198 00:12:19,288 --> 00:12:21,415 [KALUS LAUGHS] [VERT GROWLS] 199 00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:26,126 Only room for one of us on this road. 200 00:12:26,295 --> 00:12:29,731 Excellent observation, human. 201 00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:34,166 Ohh. Nice shot. 202 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,430 I hit what I aim at. 203 00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:39,096 [CRACKING] 204 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,808 [VERT YELLS] 205 00:12:46,449 --> 00:12:47,711 [LAUGHING] 206 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:53,986 [GRUNTING] 207 00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:58,154 VERT: Come on, come on. 208 00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:01,357 [TIRES SCREECHING] 209 00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:03,895 Whoa! 210 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,475 Times like this, you know what you need? 211 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:22,674 A joke. 212 00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:23,944 [ALL GRO AN O VER RADIO] 213 00:13:24,119 --> 00:13:26,587 How many Vandals does it take to screw in a light bulb? 214 00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:27,744 [BEEPING] 215 00:13:27,923 --> 00:13:28,912 Incoming! 216 00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,183 Thank goodness. 217 00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:33,021 I thought we'd have to hear another humor-free punchline. 218 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,026 [VANDALS LAUGHING] 219 00:13:35,431 --> 00:13:37,729 All right, who's ready to swap paint? 220 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,607 Here we go, boys. 221 00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:50,039 Wait a minute. 222 00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:52,772 - Check out that hood ornament. - Oh, no! 223 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,179 [VANDALS LAUGHING] 224 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,452 What's the plan? 225 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:10,121 Evasive maneuvers. We've gotta let them through. 226 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:18,972 They're gonna get through the portal. Somebody stop them. 227 00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:29,949 That should've sent him flying like a metalhead in the front row. 228 00:14:30,219 --> 00:14:31,880 [SEVER CHUCKLES] 229 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,658 Okay, let's crank up the bass. 230 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,317 [DEEP BOOM] 231 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,655 [DEEP BOOM] 232 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,499 [GRO ANS] 233 00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:51,132 Careful with the long range-attacks. This pass can't take the impact. 234 00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:52,840 [HISSING] 235 00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:55,033 Whoa! 236 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,315 Whoa! 237 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,683 [HATCH YELLING] 238 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,650 AGURA: Burn. Ha, ha, ha! 239 00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,697 AGURA [O VER RADIO]: Back off! 240 00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:21,130 I'm missing all the action. 241 00:15:32,815 --> 00:15:34,373 Wha...? 242 00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:36,649 [LAUGHS] 243 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,320 [AGURA GRUNTS] 244 00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,083 [GRUNTING] 245 00:15:42,491 --> 00:15:43,549 [KALUS LAUGHS] 246 00:15:43,993 --> 00:15:47,554 Excellent. Struggle, child. 247 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,198 Your friends' compassion is their weakness. 248 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,664 In returning to save you, they have doomed your Earth. 249 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,534 VERT: I'll never get there in time. 250 00:16:02,077 --> 00:16:03,704 Unless... 251 00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:07,476 You know what they say... 252 00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:11,850 ...what goes up must come down. 253 00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:19,316 [LAUGHS] 254 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,131 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 255 00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:30,862 [KALUS LAUGHING] 256 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,306 Your friends are dropping like Vandalian rot-flies. 257 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,604 Soon we will enter your portal... 258 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:41,181 ...and your defenseless planet will be ours. 259 00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,911 Do you ever stop talking? 260 00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:59,661 Yeah! Come on, Vert, do it. 261 00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:01,735 Take us out and save the Earth. 262 00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,816 [ZOOM GRUNTS] 263 00:17:20,589 --> 00:17:21,988 Care to carpool, Kalus? 264 00:17:22,491 --> 00:17:23,822 [KALUS SNARLS] 265 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,960 Keep your distance, fools. 266 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,130 [BOTH GRUNTING] 267 00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:40,670 [ZOOM GRUNTING] 268 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:50,082 [KALUS GRUNTING] 269 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,643 No! 270 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:56,023 [KALUS YELLS] 271 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,452 [ZOOM YELLS] 272 00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:00,792 [VANDALS YELLING] 273 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,934 [GRUNTING] 274 00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:12,266 ZOOM: Talk about a crash course. 275 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:18,875 Hang in there, buddy. 276 00:18:19,047 --> 00:18:20,514 Like he's got a choice. 277 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,013 [CRACK] [BOTH GASP] 278 00:18:23,952 --> 00:18:27,217 Guys, forget me. You gotta make it through that portal. 279 00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:29,823 The whole place is coming down. Go! 280 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,255 [ALL YELL] 281 00:18:32,427 --> 00:18:35,362 The lad makes a point, Vert. We could all be trapped. 282 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,692 We gotta hang together. 283 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:41,267 That's it. Everybody, extend your winch cables. 284 00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,702 VERT: No man left behind. 285 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,400 Okay, let's get down with it. 286 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:54,343 Whoa! 287 00:18:54,516 --> 00:18:55,847 [ALL YELLING] 288 00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:00,478 VERT: Need a lift? 289 00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:04,485 What I really need is a jetpack. 290 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,021 [ZOOM GRUNTING] 291 00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:09,896 [YELLING] 292 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,089 No! 293 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,533 Got him. Everyone, reverse. 294 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:24,702 Six tires. You'd think one would catch. 295 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:29,214 Actually, it improves our chances exponentially by a factor of... Whoa! 296 00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,156 SHERMAN: All right! AGURA: Oh, yeah! 297 00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:40,422 - Amazing. STANFORD: Vertical tow, mate. 298 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,427 [LOUD CRACK] [ALL YELL] 299 00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:51,634 VERT: Focus, guys. We've got one chance at this. 300 00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:55,041 Let's go. 301 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,782 [VANDALS GRO ANING] 302 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,445 Huh? 303 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,886 [SCREAMS] 304 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:18,724 VERT: Zoom, lock her up. 305 00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,096 ZOOM: All over that. 306 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:23,469 Welcome back, kid. 307 00:20:24,072 --> 00:20:26,540 Yeah, thanks, pops. 308 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,175 Hey, I got one. 309 00:20:28,343 --> 00:20:33,178 How many Vandals does it take to fall off a mountain? Huh? Huh? 310 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,043 All of them. 311 00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:37,276 [ALL LAUGHING] 312 00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:41,453 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING] 313 00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:46,485 ZOOM: Thanks for all the laughs, everybody. 314 00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:52,462 Gee, that Zoom's a tough act to follow. Glad I'm not... 315 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:56,461 Oh. You're gonna do great too. 316 00:20:56,638 --> 00:20:59,106 Uh, can you juggle? 317 00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:02,334 And now, Spinner Cortez. 318 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,911 Let's just hope he's as funny as he looks. 319 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,741 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 320 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,148 Deep breath. Now go up there and knock them dead. 321 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,318 You're up. Good luck, kid. 322 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,327 Thanks, Spinner. 323 00:21:20,495 --> 00:21:22,690 Hi, everybody. I'm Zeke. 324 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,354 I mean, uh, he's... 325 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,296 I'm, uh... 326 00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:29,767 Hey, uh, how many Earth-invading aliens does it take... 327 00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:34,341 ...to fall off a cliff in a crystal battlezone? 328 00:21:34,509 --> 00:21:36,807 All of them. 329 00:21:37,412 --> 00:21:39,039 [AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS] 330 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,379 [CHUCKLES] 331 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,075 Guess you had to be there. 332 00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:12,770 [ENGLISH SDH] 22420

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