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?
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Want some hand lotion?
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How many times I got to say no?
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Men can take care
of their skin, too.
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Yeah, men in California.
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We have got to get you
on a plane one of these days.
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I was thinking, maybe we can
spend Thanksgiving at my mom's.
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You know, it's the first one
since my dad passed.
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Of course.
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- You're the best.
- I know.
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So, who's gonna tell your mom?
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I'm sure when we're not there
she'll figure it out.
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Want to rock-paper-scissors
for it?
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Or you tell her
and I won't squirt you.
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You wouldn't dare.
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You're gonna smell so pretty.
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- Get that away from me.
- Come here!
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Come here!
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No. Baby.
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?
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Morning.
Morning.
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Good morning.
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Mrs. McAllister,
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I was hoping to talk to you
about Thanksgiving.
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Well, sure.
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I really think me,
Mandy and CeeCee
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need to spend it at my mom's.
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This is the first Thanksgiving
since your dad passed.
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Of course you should.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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That's a relief.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why would you think
that I would be upset
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that you want
to spend Thanksgiving
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with your grieving mother?
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Well...
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?
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Um...
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JIM:
Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work.
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Got to go. Thanks again.
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[hushed]:
You saved my butt.
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Keep moving. Keep moving.
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?
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[coos]
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?
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Hey. This is a nice surprise.
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Just wanted to drop off
some of CeeCee's old clothes
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for the donation room.
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Oh.
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Are you sure you don't want
to hang on to these
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in case you have
another one?
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Oh, we ain't planning
on another one just yet.
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You weren't planning
on the first one, either.
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Fair point.
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While I'm here,
I wanted to let you know
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we're gonna come to your
place for Thanksgiving.
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Oh.
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I'm not doing Thanksgiving
this year.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Sheldon's in school,
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and Missy got invited
to a friend's.
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Well, she can't go.
It's Thanksgiving.
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I already told her she could.
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And to be perfectly honest,
I don't feel like celebrating.
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But this was
Dad's favorite holiday.
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I know, and doing it without him
would just be too hard.
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Fine. Then come have dinner
at the McAllisters'.
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With your mother-in-law?
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Not for a million dollars.
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Oh, come on.
She's not a monster.
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Come on.
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No.
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Fine. I didn't
want to do this,
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but as the man of the house,
I'm putting my foot down.
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You're coming.
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I have a foot of my own.
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Would you like to know
where I'm gonna put it?
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No, ma'am.
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All right, then.
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All right, then.
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Maybe next year,
we can take CeeCee
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to the Macy's Parade.[gasps]
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You're not taking my
granddaughter to New York City.
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She'll come back a Democrat.
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She's a baby.
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A God-fearing, Republican baby.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey. How'd it go?
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She don't want
to do Thanksgiving.
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What do you mean,
like she doesn't want to cook?
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She don't want to do it at all.
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May I interject?
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What?
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I'm considering getting a cat.
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Connor, not now.
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Let me know when.
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She knows
she's welcome here, right?
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She just wants to sit home
by herself.
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know. I hate the thought
of her being all alone.
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Now?
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Fine.
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You're never alone
if you have a cat.
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?
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Oh, come on, Missy.
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If you come, Mom has to.
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Why are you making this
such a big deal?
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It's a big deal 'cause we're
gonna be together as a family.
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Is Sheldon coming?
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We're gonna mostly
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be together as a family.
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MISSY:
Well, I've made other plans.
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[sighs] Please.
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Mom needs this.
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Mom needs a lobotomy.
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All right,
I'm done asking.
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I'm telling you
you're coming.
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[click, dial tone]
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So, is she coming?
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That's not funny.
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[chuckles] Sorry.
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Here, let me try.
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Hey, Missy, it's Mandy.
About Thanksgiving...
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[click, dial tone]
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Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it?
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Sweet of Georgie to worry
so much about his mom.
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It is.
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I hope our kids worry about me
when I'm a widow.
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What makes you think
I'm gonna go first?
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Jim.
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Fine.
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And of course
they're gonna worry about you.
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I'm not so sure.
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Amanda's likely to
stick me in a home
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first chance she gets.
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On the bright side, Connor
will probably be your roommate.
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Very funny.
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Hope you like cats.
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?
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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I thought I'd bring Georgie
some lunch, slice of pie.
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He's on a tow truck run.
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Oh, shoot.
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What kind of pie?
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Why?
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Oh, I was just curious.
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It's pecan, his favorite.
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I was hoping to cheer him up.
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Yeah, he has been
a little moody lately.
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Kind of snapped on a customer.
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What happened?
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Well, they wished
him a happy Thanksgiving,
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and he said, "Whatever."
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Ooh, for him, that's bad.
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Yeah, it was hard to watch.
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Well, this is his first
Thanksgiving without his dad.
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Sure, that's rough.
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George was a good man.
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Sure was.
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You know, I thought
we'd be celebrating
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Thanksgivings together
for a long time.
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Me, too.
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But, uh... [sniffles]
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guess you never know
what the future holds.
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Makes you appreciate
what you do have.
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We're really lucky.
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[voice shaking]:
We sure are.
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Don't you go anywhere.
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Oh, I won't, baby girl.
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MANDY:
You better not.
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[sighs] I should go.
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[sniffles] All right.
Well, thanks for stopping by.
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Don't eat
Georgie's lunch.
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I am hungry, but I won't.
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?
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So, how's it going?
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My little great-granddaughter
saying "meemaw" yet?
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No, just "dada."
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Pisses me off.
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Uh, enjoy it.
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My kid doesn't even talk
to me anymore.
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Why bring it up?
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It's called making conversation.
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What about you?
How you doing?
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I'm all right.
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I'm a little worried
about your grandson.
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Oh. Is this
about Thanksgiving?
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Well, you just got
to give Mary time.
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When my husband died,
I was just miserable
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those first few holidays.
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Maybe he died
because you're miserable.
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It's a big house.
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Go somewhere else.
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Good day.
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Um, so here's the thing.
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Georgie's going through
a rough time,
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and I want to help.
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What can I do?
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Well, it would mean a lot to him
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if you could be with us
for Thanksgiving.
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[sighs]:
Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
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I promised Dale
I'd go camping with him.
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Oh, that's okay. It's all right.
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Just let me talk to Dale.
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We're not
going camping!
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I was gone 20 seconds.
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What the hell happened?
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We're having Thanksgiving
with Georgie.
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I've been looking forward
to this for months.
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Oh, I know, honey.
I have, too.
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What time you want us?
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?
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Your meemaw and Dale are coming.
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I just think it would mean
a lot to your brother
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if you could be there.
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Okay.
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Really? Thank you.
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But first,
I need a little favor.
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- Anything.
- Take me to get a tattoo.
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What? No.
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You said, "Anything."
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Yeah, and then you said
"tattoo."
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I guess I'm not going.
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Oh, come on.
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I can't decide between
a dolphin or a sunflower.
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What do you think?
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I am not taking you
to get a tattoo.
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All right, well,
maybe I'll see you at Christmas.
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- Ow, it hurts.
- Good.
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Hey, Mary.
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What brings you by?
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Just wanted to talk.
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If this is about Thanksgiving,
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I'm not changing my mind.
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Well, your mom and Missy
are coming.
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I don't care.
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Look, I understand, I really do.
I-I just think...
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You do not understand.
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You do not know what it's
like to lose a husband.
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I don't, um,
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but Georgie's struggling, too,
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and I think it would be great...
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Well, I'm sorry if I'm
disappointing everyone,
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but this is what I need.
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And for once,
I am putting myself first.
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Okay. Sorry.
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?
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Hey, I hope it's okay
I invited Missy,
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Georgie's meemaw, and her fella
Dale to Thanksgiving.
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Her fella?
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Her beau?
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I don't know what to call
old people who are doing it.
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I've seen him.
They're not doing it much.
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It's fine,
the more the merrier.
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Okay.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
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And don't think you're
sticking me in a home someday.
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I'm dying
in this house.
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What?
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You heard me.
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What was that about?
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I-I don't know.
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So, good news, your family's
coming to Thanksgiving.
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Really? Everyone?
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00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,602
Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy.
268
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,560
Oh, still no on my mom?
269
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,737
Um, I tried, but...
270
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,740
It's okay, this is great.
Thank you.
271
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,656
How'd you convince my sister?
272
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,747
I ju-- I just asked nicely.
273
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,792
That don't sound right.
274
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,666
Well, what can I say?
The kid loves me.
275
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,539
?
276
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,846
Go easy, Jim.
277
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,543
My second one.
278
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:18,111
It's 10:00 in the morning.
279
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,289
Well, I'd put it back,
but... it's already open.
280
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,726
- Table's all set.
- Thank you.
281
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,858
Anything else I can do?
282
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,381
We're good for now.
283
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,731
Ooh, what's this?
284
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,777
Well, that's cranberry sauce.
285
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,431
Why ain't it shaped
like the can?
286
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,868
It's homemade.
287
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,478
Huh.
288
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,394
Maybe next year we should
spring for the good stuff.
289
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,963
Smells delicious, Mom.
290
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,747
Thank you, honey.
291
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,835
Why you all dressed up?
292
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,446
I was told to look nice
for company.
293
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,449
That meant take a shower.
294
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,713
Oh.
295
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:55,932
Be right back.
296
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,543
[doorbell rings]
297
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,590
Hey,
happy Thanksgiving.
298
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,331
- Come on in.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
299
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,203
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Gimme.
300
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,596
There you go.
301
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,902
[Mandy and Meemaw laugh]
302
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:13,470
Forget the turkey,
I'm gonna gobble you up.
303
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,256
I won't be eating
any children.
304
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,519
Thank y'all so much
for coming.
305
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,827
- You bet.
- I had no choice.
306
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,611
Good call on the socks.
307
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,831
I'm not stupid.
308
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,144
That beer for you?
309
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,842
No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister.
310
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,495
Another one?
311
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,193
Uh, I haven't been
keeping count.
312
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,065
Well, you let him know I am.
313
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,893
Or you let him know
314
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,242
and I'll stay here
and mash them potatoes.
315
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,897
Tell him.
316
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,686
[sports commentary playing
on TV]
317
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,559
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble
318
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,214
adding a bunch of people
at the last minute.
319
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,825
No problem at all.
Audrey loves this.
320
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,132
Does she need any help?
321
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,917
I have no idea.
So, Dale...
322
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,833
when are you two kids
gonna make it official?
323
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,662
I've asked repeatedly.
324
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,359
We don't need
to get married.
325
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,187
We're fine just as we are.
326
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,929
No, she's hoping somebody
better comes along.
327
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,932
Don't you want
the best for me?
328
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,935
Okay, CeeCee's napping.
What'd I miss?
329
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,938
She don't want
to marry me.
330
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,072
I really appreciate
you coming.
331
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,118
Well, I knew how important
it was to you.
332
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,990
What'd she bribe you with?
333
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,210
Nothing. She just asked nicely.
334
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,910
You're a lying sack
of you-know-what.
335
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,565
Welcome, everyone.
336
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,525
As a special surprise,
I have composed
337
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,876
a Thanksgiving polka for
accordion and turkey call.
338
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,184
[playing slowly]
339
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,665
[playing rapidly]
340
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,844
?
341
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,672
[turkey call warbling]
342
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,892
[playing accordion]
343
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,162
[warbling]
344
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,168
You stay right there,
I got my guitar in the trunk.
345
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,518
No.
346
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,653
[doorbell rings]
347
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,135
Mom?
348
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,180
I hope it's okay
I just dropped by.
349
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,835
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
350
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,882
Come on in.
351
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,188
Hey, look who came!
352
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,017
[indistinct chatter]
353
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,412
I can't believe you
got 'em all here.
354
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,935
Well, what can I say?
355
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,895
You knocked up
a pretty special lady.
356
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,985
You sure made your son
happy today.
357
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,421
I'm glad.
358
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,726
I thought you
were going camping.
359
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,163
So did Dale.
360
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,339
What?
Just eat.
361
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,558
Okay.
362
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,563
- Where you going?
- To get another beer.
363
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,740
Excuse me.
364
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,832
Oh, boy.
365
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,053
Here comes one of our
Thanksgiving traditions.
366
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,795
Put that back,
you've had enough.
367
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,623
It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.
368
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,755
You're embarrassing yourself
is what you're doing.
369
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,019
JIM:
I'm having a good time!
370
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,368
Maybe you need a drink.
371
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,457
AUDREY:
I have been up since the crack of dawn
372
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,199
putting this thing together.
You are not gonna ruin it.
373
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,201
JIM:
Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything.
374
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,378
R-Roonin...
Ru-in-ing.
375
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,901
AUDREY:Oh, my God,
listen to yourself.
376
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,077
JIM:
Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you.
377
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,470
Mom, can I get you
anything else?
378
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,385
I'm sorry, I have to go.
379
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,647
AUDREY:
Keep your voice down.
380
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,648
Mary.
381
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,519
Dang.
382
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,696
JIM:
It's my house, I will talk as lo-- as loud as I please.
383
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,873
Where you going?
384
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,571
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
385
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,616
Don't mind them,
they argue all the time.
386
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,140
It's not them.
387
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,619
Then what?
388
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,404
I...
389
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,015
Tell me.
390
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,930
[sighs]
391
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,366
[chuckles softly]
392
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,021
Your father and I used to argue
393
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,199
about him getting drunk
on Thanksgiving, and...
394
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,724
I'll never get to do that again.
395
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,597
You miss arguing with Dad?
396
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,644
Yes.
397
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,169
Mom...
398
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,127
[crying]
399
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,869
I'm going home.
400
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,263
Please tell everybody
I'm sorry.
401
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,047
No, wait.
402
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,268
I got a better idea.
403
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,056
This is nice.
404
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,188
[chuckles]
405
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,320
It is.
406
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,715
Yeah, not creepy at all.
407
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,632
What the heck is that?!
408
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:15,294
? I fell into
a burning ring of fire ?
409
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,774
? I went down, down, down
410
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,212
? And the flames went higher
411
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,128
? And it burns, burns, burns
412
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,129
Ouch!
413
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,088
? That ring of fire
414
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,090
? That ring
of fire ?
415
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,572
Still better
than camping.
416
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,270
Everybody.
417
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:39,709
ALL:
? I fell into a burning ring of fire ?
418
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,971
Huh?
419
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,973
? Went down, down, down
420
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,627
? And the flames get higher
421
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,672
Come on, Jim!
422
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,022
? Burns, burns
423
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:51,982
? That ring of fire.
424
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,202
[turkey call warbles]
425
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,774
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