All language subtitles for Fisk s03e02 Burning Up.eng

MAN: Viktor gazed off into
the distance.

The mood was pungent with
the unsaid.

All my past yearnings bubbled
to the surface

and threatened to engulf me.

We went into the bedroom
and shut the door.

Are you alright?

Oh. I'm sorry. Is that it?

Yay.

Very good.
You're not upset?

About what?

The explicit nature
of that last paragraph.

Explicit?

It's the moment your father
realises he's a gay man.

Are you alright with me sharing
details of such a sexual nature?

When was it sexual?

We went into the bedroom
and shut the door.

What else could that mean?

That it's night time
and you're going to bed.

So you're alright with it?

I would maybe rethink the use
of the word pungent.

Sounds like there's a bad smell
in the room.

What about ripe?

Still a bit farty.

It's fine. Leave it.
We need to think about the title.

How about this one?
I Object.

Yeah, but you're the judge, so
that doesn't make any sense, does it?

What are you objecting to?

Approach The Bench.

You look like you're on some
silly morning show, Dad.

What have you got a whisk
in your hand for?

How did they talk you into that?
Yeah. Alright, alright.

Hang on. All Rise.

Bit penis-y

Petty man.

Yep.

Get inside.

Excellent.

Morning.
Ooh...

Hey, I said morning.

Oh, and good morning to you, Murray.

There you go. Wasn't too hard,
was it?

You're late.
I know.

Murray was outside, hosing the path
like an old Greek woman.

Is he still not talking to you?

Worse. Now he's doing really
aggressive good mornings at me.

Morning's hardly aggressive.
It is the way he says it.

(POINTEDLY) Morning.
You need to sort that out.

I know, or I could just sell
up and move.

That's what I would usually do.

Your 9am is here.

Oh, God. Can you take that? Ta.

What you've got here is a pretty
standard will.

Well, we're a pretty standard
family.

OK, well, let's go
through what's changed.

Is your husband dead?

No.
Dying?

No.
Has he lost capacity?

No.
Making bad choices?

Are you planning to leave
your husband?

Is your husband planning
to leave you?

You're pretty obsessed
with my husband.

No, I'm just trying to establish why
you want to redo your will.

Stefan thought
it would be a good idea.

And Stefan is your husband?

No, no, he's a financial advisor.

Stefan Bogdanovic.
That's him.

He recommended you.

Did he?
Lovely fella.

Funny little baby face on him.

How old do you think he is?
I don't know.

Hard to tell. Maybe 20.

40.

Yeah. Ish...

I'm just going to come right
out and say it.

I think you're wasted on reception.

I promise you, I'm not.
I don't even drink, so.

No, no, I think you have
more to give.

I'm not sure I do.
I'm the probate clerk.

I'm the webmaster.
I'm Helen and Ray's assistant.

Plus, I've got my own
business ventures.

But is that enough?
It's a lot.

Alright. I didn't want to play
this card but you forced my hand.

Before Viktor left...

I love that guy.
I know we all do.

He said the only man capable
of filling my shoes

here at Conch is you, Mr Chen.

So I'm the chosen one.
Indeed.

So I was thinking, why don't
we do a trial just for a week?

You can sit in on mediations,
get to know the business.

What about Helen and Ray?

Oh, don't worry about them.

I'll send them a memo.
It'll be fine.

Welcome to Conch.

Thank you.

(HUMMING) Burning up the fire.
I am, I am burning up.

Oh, Roz, you've cracked it.

Got your memo.
Oh, hang on, let me just save that.

Yes. What?

You poached our probate clerk.
He came to me.

He said he was going nowhere
at Gruber and Fisk.

Funny, he never mentioned that

at our performance review/
dumpling lunch.

Maybe he just wanted more
of a challenge.

I'm not buying it, Rozy.

Oh, alright, I poached him.

I just couldn't go through
that whole interview process again.

So now I have to do it?
Selfish, Rosalind. Very selfish.

It's only a trial.

It's just one week at Conch

and George will organise
a temp for Gruber's.

I don't want a temp.
Why don't you get a temp?

Don't be such a baby.

You're a baby.

Oh, monte carlos.
Yes.

Things have really changed around
here since old Helen became partner.

Oh, Helen, I like it.

Makes you sound wise.
How many can I have?

No limits, man.
No limits.

Well, look who it is.

The ship jumper, the quisling,
the Judas among men.

What?
He's defecting.

He's going to work for Roz.
Oh, no.

Why would you go and work for Roz? Me
and Ray are so nice, aren't we, Ray?

Yes, we are, mate.

Oh, who bought these
delicious treaty treats?

Lucky for me, it's a cheat day.

It's not a cheat day.
Cheat day is Friday.

Yes, you're right, but you
don't work here anymore.

So it looks like Ray is back.

Pop a biscuit on the road
to chunk-ville.

It's probably enough, I think.
I blame you for this.

It's only a week. I need to think
about my future.

Fair enough, Chief. Come back
anytime. Door's always open.

See how nice Ray is?
Roz isn't going to be that nice.

Stop fighting over me.

Whoa, buddy. Keep your pants dry.

It's all good.
We're just going to miss you.

It's OK. Biscuit?

And another one. You're OK.

And there's your phone.

And remember, if Helen needs
anything.

Yep. Got it. Help Helen.
That's my job.

And, Ray, don't forget about Ray.

Hey. George's grandma.

Are you the new temp?
Yeah, but call her Lily.

We're a bit sensitive people will
think she's a nepo granny.

Got it.
I don't care.

Give me your laptop, Helen.
OK.

Just gonna update
all your software.

Oh, excellent.
She's really good at tech.

I'm the webmaster.
Don't say that.

You're not the webmaster.

I'm the webmaster.

No, I'm the webmaster.

You're not the webmaster.

You don't even know how to use
the cloud.

I know. I was just trying to join.

You know, like in that movie,
I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus.

Hey, Spartacus. You have a meeting
in ten minutes.

Thank you. I'll just write down
my password.

Don't need it. I'm in already.

She used to be a hacker.

Shh. That's classified.

OK.

I thought you were allowed to say
it now.

The Pyramid of Understanding

is the process we will be using
today

to resolve this
dry cleaning dispute.

One, go back to the past
and reflect.

Two, move into the present
and explore the issues.

Three, arrive at base camp
for resolution and agreement.

Base camp is normally
the starting point.

No, not in the mediation world.

No. Alright. It's nearly time.

Watch and learn, grasshopper.

Have I just been a little bit racist?

I do beg your pardon, George.

Check yourself, Roz.

Ray. I've had three referrals
from Stefan Bogdanovic this week.

Baby face Bogdanovic.
Great.

That's how the networking
group works.

He refers clients to you.

You refer clients to him.

He's referring clients that don't
need their wills redone.

Knock, knock, Ray. There's a man in
reception with a face like a baby.

Or is he already here?

Come on in, mate.

Take a seat. You remember Helen?

Sure do. Best in the biz.

That's what I keep telling
everyone.

The question is, what are
you telling people about me?

Nothing, I swear I wasn't
the one that said baby face.

You can call me baby face.
Call me whatever you want.

Just call me and send me
some clients.

I mean, come on,
throw me a bone here.

Or a client.
Or three.

Let's even the score, old woman.

Oh, it's too much, mate.

Really? I'm OK with baby face.

Not the same, but I agree, Fisk
does owe you some referrals.

And as soon as I get a client
that asks for financial advice,

I'm sending them right to you.

You don't wait for them
to ask for advice.

You tell them they need
financial advice.

What, even if they don't need any?

Correctamundo.

Oh, OK. Firstly. Correctamundo.
No.

Secondly, I don't think
that's ethical.

Of course it is.

Not doing anything wrong.

Here think of it like this.

I suggest to someone they go
into the bedroom.

Nothing wrong with that.
Can't get arrested.

All I've said is that they should
go in there.

You're the one that comes along,
whips off their clothes,

gives them the happy ending.

OK, you know what?
That's enough, Fonz.

We don't talk like that here, mate.

I'm just pointing out that it's
on Helen to seal the deal.

Why'd you have to be so dirty
about it? Why not just say

I lead them into the bedroom
and, Helen, you close the door.

What does that mean?

Yeah. It's not clear, is it?
No, no.

What is clear is that I'm the only
one getting screwed here.

You owe me some referrals, Helen.

Call me. Bing bing.

Baby face out.

Sorry. That's a landline.
Yeah.

Finger guns. 1970s sexism.

How old is that guy?

Hard to say.
Definitely older than George.

Probably younger than you.

So maybe 56.

You want to guess again?
58.

Jason, have there been any other
instances of shrinkage?

What do you even need the dress for
anyway? You already wore it.

Are you getting divorced
and marrying someone else?

I'm going to stop you there.

Alice, would you care to answer?

I don't think Alice should
dignify that with a response.

What are you whispering about me?
Nothing, I'm just trying to say...

George is actually on your side.

I thought this was an
impartial process.

Absolutely it is.

But this is the exploration phase,

so it's very important for us to get
all our feelings onto the table.

I have feelings, I feel
like he's a rude arsehole.

Well, let's just keep it civil.
I want that struck from the record.

There is no record.
What is the point of this then?

I'll strike it.
From what?

The iPad.

Let's move on to our wish
list for justice.

Hang on, what about reflections
on deeds past?

I think it's getting a little heated,
George.

Let's just push on to base camp.

Well, I disagree, I'd very much
like to reflect on

whether this arsehole has
shrunk other people's clothes.

Strike that please.
Striking.

Look, I just I don't really
understand this whole pyramid

base camp thing.

I told you, it is a bit confusing.

Well, I think the thing is,
when you're climbing,

base camp is where you start.

Yes, but it is also the place to
which one returns.

If you don't end up back
at base camp, where are you?

You're probably dead.
Exactly.

Like poor old Green Boots.
Yes.

No. What? Who's Green Boots?

He's the guy that died
on Mount Everest.

Now he's just stuck up on the side
of the mountain forever.

Like a human popsicle.

No. Yes.

Good. This is excellent.
This is what this is about.

Get those feelings out
onto the table.

But I'm running this.
I'm in charge.

Yeah, Dad, you don't actually
have to invest.

Just listen to his spiel
and say I'll think about it.

VIKTOR: (ON PHONE) Don't fuss
with the aircon, Tony.

Oh, good. Viktor's there.
(ON PHONE) I'm hot, Tip.

You're hot because you've got the
heated seat on.

That's for my back.
Dad? Dad?

Yes, Hels. We're in the car.

I've got you on speaker.

Yeah, I worked that out.

We're going to get some capers.
Because that's a two person job.

It's too loud. Don't shout it.
But we're on speaker.

Yes, but you can just speak
normally.

You can hear me, can't you?
Yeah, I can hear everything.

Listen, I'm going to text you with
details. Stefan Bogdanovic.

He'll call you, OK?

Oh ,Tony look out. Look there's a
bollard behind you. Tony.

Bollard! Bollard!

I can't listen to them.
OK, I'm gonna count that as two.

Dad and Viktor. We just need one
more referral, then I'm square.

What have we got?
Jackie and Peter Boyle.

No money to invest.

Sergei Bennett.
He's dead. No use to me.

OK, why don't you go and get some
financial advice from Babyface?

Me? Why do I need advice?

You spend too much money
on biscuits.

How do you know what I spend
my money on?

I looked at your bank account.

When?
You left the page open.

Yeah, I don't think I did.

Someone did?

Yeah.

And so, to our resolution.

Alice, you have agreed to
$500 compensation.

And an apology.
I'm sorry.

Happy? Huh? There's your precious
apology.

No. I would like him to say
it like he means it.

Yes. Alright.
Jason.

How about she apologises
for making shit up?

I didn't even shrink it.

You probably just ate too many
pies.

Oh, shut your face.

You shrank my dress, mate.
Deal with it.

And that is exactly what we've done.

We have dealt with it.

Look, well done everybody.

Good work all round.

We made it. Base camp.

STEFAN: (ON PHONE) Helen,
just give me a sec, OK?

Alright. What have you got for me?

Where are you?
A funeral.

Oh, God. Sorry.
I'll call you back.

All good. Didn't know him.
Just here to make some contacts.

This dead guy had a shit
ton of the Rebecca.

Rebecca?
Rebecca de Money.

It means these newly minted
relatives are going to need some

financial advice from yours truly.

Oh, look out. Here comes the DB.

Sorry. The what?
DB. Dead body.

Oh my God. OK, I've got that
final referral for you.

It's me. I need some financial
advice.

You? OK. Ooh, got to bounce.
Body's on deck.

Sorry, boys. Sorry, lads.
Sorry.

Great work. Cheers.

That's disgusting.

(BABYFACE SINGS)
He's singing.

Why would you...

Hang up, Helen. Idiot.

Another great result for Team Conch.

Sorry, Roz. I'm too exhausted
to high five.

What? Why?

All that arguing I'm finding it
really upsetting.

Yes, but ultimately, everyone
walked away happy.

Happy? Jason looked like he climbed
Everest without oxygen.

Yes. Alright. I think I've had
enough of the climbing analogies.

Now, this afternoon, we will be
using the circle of resolution.

This afternoon?
Yes.

We've got Pasquale and Monkfish
coming in to settle

a fencing dispute.
Already?

That's so soon.

I know, look at us.

We are crushing it, team Conch.

I can't.

Fist pump?
No, thank you.

Hey, Ray, I was thinking...

Poor kid, he's knackered.

Roz is pushing him too hard.

Told him this would happen.

Mediation is stressful.

What do you need? Be quick.
Keep it down.

I've been thinking about reasons
people need to redo their will.

Change a circumstance, partner dies,
new property purchase.

Did you just come in here to think
aloud? Because I'm not loving it.

I'm just saying.
Who am I describing?

(GEORGE MURMURS)
Look at the guy.

Get there quicker, Fisk, I'm losing
interest.

OK, it's my dad.

He hasn't redone his will
since mum died.

And obviously I can't do
it for him because Viktor.

But can I ask him to come
and see you?

Absolutely. Always here for the
great man.

I'd be honoured.
Thanks, Ray.

We need more oxygen to summit.
Green Boots.

Oh, my God, the human popsicle.

You'll be right, mate.

I'm gonna go.

You're OK, buddy.

Lily, did you touch my desktop?

I didn't touch it, I tidied it.

You're not supposed to touch
my computer.

Oh, hey. That's childish.

Webmaster. Webmaster's Grandma.

Good morning.
Good morning, Helen.

Coffee for you.
Oh. Thank you.

Amazing.
That's not part of your job.

Don't tell me my job. Helen's my
boss. I get her coffee.

Yeah. George.

Old and cold.
Just how I like it.

I got here at seven.
I like to be early.

OK, good.
Where's my app ideas?

That's not where they go.

Hey, what about this idea?

An app that shows you how to get
to the nearest dog park.

That's a map, not an app.

I think you should go and do some
work now, Helen.

Yeah. Helen.

Only I can tell Helen to do
some work.

Yeah. George.I'm just gonna ding
that up.

Thanks, Lily. You're the best.

Sorry, Roz. It's not for me.

Oh, it's only been two days.

I don't like how angry
everyone gets.

You have to reframe it.

They're not angry. They're just
emotional.

What about when Mr Monkfish
turned on me and said,

fuck you, tablet boy?

Yes. Well, that was absolutely
uncalled for.

I was just trying to take notes.

And it's an iPad.

Who calls it a tablet?

You need to develop a thicker skin.

I don't want a thicker skin.

I like to feel my feelings.

That is commendable.
I can't argue with that.

What about grandma?

How's her skin?

Thick-ish.

Like a rhino.
Perfect.

And if you want to know
what happens next,

then you'll just have to buy
the book.

I love that.

How's it going in here?
Good. Good.

I was just telling Ray
about the time

I was in the law revue
at university.

Oh, when you actually slipped
on the banana skin

instead of pretending to slip
on the banana skin.

Oh, Helen. Spoiler alert.

What? He just said he told
Ray that story.

I told him half the story.

Why'd you tell half that story?
It's a sentence.

Anyway. How's the will going?
It's still a work in progress.

Viktor has suggested the standard
spousal will set up.

So if Dad dies, everything
goes to Viktor.

Yes. And if I die, everything
goes to your dad.

Well, that's the setup
I had with your mother.

Yeah, but she was my mother.

Correct. I have flagged that.

God forbid the judge goes first.

God forbid? I'm sorry.
Are we all hoping I go first?

No, no, Tip, of course not.
What would I do without you?

Well, exactly.

Thank you, Tony, it's nice to feel
cherished.

I'm simply pointing out that if
the judge dies

and everything transfers to you,

then Helen is effectively cut
out of the inheritance loop,

if you know what I mean.
Oh, I know what you mean.

Well, that's not a problem. I'll
simply name Helen as my beneficiary.

You might.
Or you might not.

There's no legal obligation
for you to nominate Helen.

She's not your next of kin.

Yes. What if you meet someone else,
you might remarry.

Oh, Tony, I will never love again.

What if your grief drives you mental

and you decide to leave the
money to the Men's Shed.

Suddenly I'm out of the picture.

You know you're not entitled
to get anything.

I know. You're not either.
Help me out here, judge.

Well, both sides have
a compelling argument.

Mine's more compelling.

Might I propose a simple
but legally elegant solution?

Please. I'm all about legal
elegance, Your Honour.

So I've got an affidavit
from the both of you here,

and I just need forms one,
two, three and nine.

OK. And I assume
you're the adoptee.

Guilty.

Oh, don't say that.
I'm joking.

And you are?
The adoptive father.

Yeah, but can we call him
something else?

Because he's my father,
so he should be something different.

Alright. I could be Papa.
Like in The Crown.

No. Poppy Viktor.
You're being silly.

I quite. Like Poppy Viktor.
Or maybe Papi.

Definitely not.
I could call you mum.

No. Stop it.
Meemaw. Peepaw.

Oh, for heaven's sake.
I like peepaw.

Hey, it doesn't matter what you
call each other.

I just need to tick a box
on this form.

Fine. Tick adoptive father.
But I'm not calling you that.

I need you both to sign here.

What about Paw Paw?

I'm not a fruit, Helen.

We're both fruits, Tip.

No shame in it.

It's good they're gay.

It's all in the affidavit.

You probably know that already.

To elegant solutions.

Cheers, everyone.

That's yummy. I think it's German.
It's nice.

Famous for their champagne.

It is, Roz.

I disagree, I just don't think
soup is a proper meal.

Morning, webmaster. Webmaster's
Grandma.

Good morning.

Coffee for the boss.
Thank you.

Thank you, Lily, welcome to Conch.

What?
I'm back, Helen.

Welcome home.

Did you get me a coffee?

That's not part of my job.
Fair enough.

Oh, and, Roz, you might want
to ding that up.

She likes to get here early.

I have fixed your laptop.

George said it was running slow.

Wonderful. What was wrong?
What was the problem?

Too many voice memos.

I put them all on this.

Oh, they're all my song ideas.

Did you ever listen?

Anything grab you, any earworms?

What about Burning Up?
By Madonna?

No, no, no. This is an original.

It's a song about climate change
but from the Earth's perspective.

Shall I give you a little bit?

Burning up
Can you feel the fire?

I am burning up
Children, can you feel my ire?

I am... Wait for it...
Mother Earth

I can go higher.

Mother Earth,
and you've taken me for granted

You've forsaken me

Slightly rhymes.
I'm burning up.

I'm actually speaking to a producer
about recording it.

A pared back version.

Just piano and vocals.

Maybe some bongos?
No. No bongos.

Such an earworm.
It's like Western music.

Can you feel the fire?

Georgy, I've got baby face
coming in this morning.

Just send him straight in.

No need.
Jesus Christ.

'Cause he's already here.

Come on, Helen, let's talk Patrick.
Yeah?

What?
Patrick Cash.

40-15. Advantage, baby face.

Help please.

So, what do you think?

I thought you said you had
money to invest.

I do. I have $5,000.

5k? That's it.
That's a lot.

You've been a lawyer since,
what, the '70s?

What have you done with all your
cash, your moolah, your cha ching?

Well, I lost a lot in a messy
divorce.

Biscuits, apparently.
Oh, and I just bought my own house.

You boomers and your obsession
with bricks and mortar.

Hey, I'm not a boomer.

So what are we going to do with all
this money, Helen, this 5k?

I was thinking maybe a long term
deposit.

Yeah. Maybe you want to take out
some war bonds, too?

Yeah. They still a thing?
No.

OK, well, then what do
you suggest?

You want to get it on something
at the ground level.

How about this? I pitched this to
your dad. And that bald woman.

Her name is Viktor.

It's genetically modified food
start-up called Food For Drummies.

They're developing a chicken
with four legs.

Oh my God. Why?

Because everyone wants a drummy,
that's why.

Well, I don't.

God, I never understand people's
obsession with chicken legs.

It's just gristly brown meat.
I mean, you know,

it's got a convenient handle,

but then you look
like a caveman, don't you?

I get it, thank you.
What about ED drugs?

Always good money in those.

ED. What's that?
Erectile dysfunction.

Oh, yuck. No, really?
Another stiffy drug.

How many do we need?
Well, I don't need any.

I'm rocking nothing
but solid oak down there,

if you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.

And that is a hard no.
Don't. Just stop.

OK, look, I'm actually quite busy
with clients with actual money

to invest, so why don't you take
a look at all these?

And if any of them appeal to your
conservative boomery nature,

give me a call.

But I'm not a boomer.

You're a boomer.
Not a boomer.

Ooh, Tumessamene, you're having a
problem with your penis, Fisk?

No, I'm just trying to find
an investment.

Ah, Georgy. Looking for this?

Got your favourites. Welcome back.

Caramel crowns, the king
of biscuits.

So, did you want that?

Mind if I take a look for a friend?
Sure, man.

It's not really for a friend.

You probably guessed that.
I wasn't thinking about it.

Just in case, it hasn't
been an issue.

Stop talking. Just take it.

Absolutely, mate.

Hey, webmaster, what about an app
that rates biscuits

on a scale of deliciousness?

I've already got an app
for that on my face.

It's called my mouth and I give
that a ten.

Yep.

I'm heading off.

But I just wanted to say thanks
for adopting me, Viktor.

You're very welcome, Helen.

Can't write me out of the will now.
I'm your next of kin.

Alright. Don't spoil the moment
by gloating.

What's that you're reading?

Tip's making a little investment
in genetically modified foods.

Oh, not the Frankenstein four
legged chicken company.

Yes, Food For Drummies.

Stefan talked me into it.

I actually put some money into it.
Wonderful idea.

I can't believe someone
hadn't thought of it already.

I mean, who doesn't want a drummy?
Me, I don't.

Of course you do. Everyone wants a
dummy.

Well, there goes my inheritance.

Night, Dad. Night, Papi.
Night, Helen.

Oh, and shut the door, please,
Helen.

I do feel like there needs
to be a resolve, though.

Burning up, dum dum.

I just think it, you know,
could use a resolve.

Have you got another hour?

I do.
I've got another $400.

Oh, I mean, really. Good stuff.

Ready?

Good afternoon.
Big voice.

Good afternoon.

I've been thinking about
what you said in the kitchen today.

Don't shout.

Presenting, there should be an app
for that.

For what?
Exactly.

Next time you have an idea
for an app,

you open up an app called
'There should be an app for that'.

It's an app that connects ideas,
people with app developers.

It's a really good idea, Georgy.

We are offering a 49% share
of the company for $1 million.

I have $5,000.
We'll take it.

Yes.

ROZ: Where are the bees?

Who will make the honey?

Who will?
That's a good question.

You talk and talk, but all
you care about is money.

Bang.

I'm burning up.

Oh, can you feel the fire?
I am.

Something like that.

Burning up.

Comes naturally.
Thank you.

You feel my fire burning up.

Now, wait for it.
Listen for this.

I am burning up.
(BONGOS PLAY)

What's that?

World feel.

Is that bongos? They bongos.

Why does everyone think
that this song needs bongos?

I am Mother Earth

And you've taken me for granted

You've forsaken me

I'm burning up

I'm burning u-u-up

Practically on fire
I'm burning up...

A big day on the
Australian Stock Exchange today

with the much hyped
GM food company

Food For Drummies going public.

Shares in the company that claim
to have developed a four-legged

chicken have gone through the roof
after only several hours of trade,

making it very clear that everyone
wants a drummy.

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