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FRIDAY 07:15

Hannes? Breakfast is ready.

Are you coming down?

Hannes?

Let's go!

You will be late for school again!

Yes!

Dude!

Fuck, man.

Fuck.

Oh, my God!

Which one of us... Come on, pose.

Which one of us absolutely hot bitches

SATURDAY 15:25

would you love to kiss, marry, or fuck? Write in the comments.

-Let me... -You really want to be Instagram famous.

They want to marry you.

-What? Me? -But why do they want to kiss me?

-Oh, my God, guys. -Just give it to me.

What are they writing?

Lara writes, "Because you have such cool lips."

Can I try them on you?

-It's so cool. -Awesome.

Hannes?

Hannes! Your turn.

I don't know...

Mira, I have an idea.

-What's up, Hannes? -Ask who wrote that shit on the wall.

What?

-No. -Why not?

They don't know Laura anyway.

-Hannes, give me my phone back. -Who knows Laura?

Give me my phone. We are not in preschool.

-The one from your class? -Give me my phone...

What's up with you? Give me my phone. Hannes, seriously!

Who knows who wrote "Laura is a slut" on the school wall?

-Just wait a second. -What's up with you?

-Just wait! -What are you doing!

-Guys, can we calm down? -You are an asshole.

Mira, wait.

-Hannes, did you have to do that? -I am sorry, okay!

What was that?

-Two against one. -I'm getting ice cream.

Get me one.

And one for me too.

SATURDAY 20:38

Hi, I am Kim. How can I help?

The tuck I did yesterday was a total fail and I have a rash. It itches like crazy.

-Do you want to have a call? -Yes, please.

-Hi. -Hi, I am Kim.

Hi, I am Daniel.

Nice to meet you, Daniel.

Can I ask you what you used in your underwear to do the tuck?

I... I used tape to do it.

I know. It wasn't a good idea.

Have you seen a doctor?

No, I can't do that.

Did you bleed?

No, thankfully. It's just... It's itchy and it's very red.

It sounds like an allergic reaction to me.

If it still itches tomorrow,

you'll need to see a doctor.

Or I can have a look at it. Is that okay?

What? No, sorry!

Don't worry.

I was in your place myself.

And I worked as a nurse until recently.

A nurse? And what are you doing now?

I am a DJ. I make more money.

I'll send you my number, okay?

Contact me if you need me. Or come and see me.

I can't do that. Nobody...

Nobody knows that I...

That you are transgender.

Yes.

I'll put you on the guest list.

Okay, I'll think about it.

That's what I wanted to hear.

There's something else.

My name is not Daniel, it's Hannes.

-I haven't done that... -No problem. All good.

Thank you.

I didn't do anything.

To me, it was...

a lot.

See you.

See you.

SUNDAY 23:14

Do you remember when Oli wanted to cut my bangs?

And everyone was totally against it. But he still did it.

I just loved that about him, that he always did what he wanted.

No matter what everyone else said.

What didn't you like about him?

That my bangs looked like shit.

I don't know.

Who wants a joint?

I have known Oli...

forever, since preschool.

Oli was one of the kids who always had the coolest toys.

He never let me play with him. He was a real asshole.

And we never talked to each other until the second grade in school.

And...

There was that time when a kid from the fourth grade came up to me.

He was much taller than me.

And then he started to verbally abuse me, push me,

and he started to beat me up. I didn't know why.

And then Oli noticed and came over.

He pulled the kid away from me and kicked him in the nuts.

From that day on,

we became best friends.

And he...

was always there for me.

And now he's no longer here.

There was something awesome about Oli.

He could...

love everyone unconditionally.

Not just me, but also his friends. He just loved everyone unconditionally.

And he wanted the best for everyone.

When Oli died, I thought my life was also finished.

But that's not what he would've wanted.

He would've wanted me to get up every day.

And for me to be happy again.

The thing I really hated about him...

He farted too much when he was asleep.

His farting was insane, that's right.

It's gone out again.

Forget it, say something.

-Come on, please. -Are you sure?

Hannes, he would love you, I'm sure.

I never met Oli, unfortunately.

But the way you talk about him...

He must have been pretty cool.

I also think he was happy

that he had friends like you.

I am very happy about that.

Does your lighter work?

One, two, three.

For real?

Look, it's Laura.

What is this about?

-What is she doing here? -No idea.

If you want to run away,

I'll go anywhere with you.

-Laura's here. -Why is she here?

Come on, get lost.

What are you looking at?

-Piss off. -All right, calm down.

Come on.

Laura.

Laura!

OLI HAS NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN! NEITHER HAVE YOUR ACTIONS, LAURA!

I just realized that you are still cute.

Who is Ariel?

Come on, who is the girl?

-Nobody. -Nobody?

"Nobody." So you want to meet with a nobody?

That's none of your business.

I am sorry, dude. I was just joking.

The sun is so nice.

What's so funny?

It just sounds so...

funny, the way you said it.

Michaela Jordan...

Promise me that you won't hurt Sina.

Why would I hurt her?

Just promise me!

Sina is the first girl that I...

have been dating for more than 20 minutes.

Is that what you think about me?

I would never hurt her.

My parents were together for 10 years.

How does that work?

Are your parents divorced?

I grew up with my father.

I last saw my mother when I was nine.

Do you miss your mother?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I can hardly remember her.

Guys, what are you waiting for? Come on, we play doubles.

-We've been practicing. -Wait, wait. I can do it.

-Please. -Yes.

Don't get distracted.

Okay.

Come on.

I'm sorry about the other day, okay?

-Yes? -Come on.

I team up with Hannes.

Come on!

TUESDAY 19:05

Hannes?

Maybe not.

Yes, it's me.

I am Hannes.

Have you met others before?

No, what about you?

A few.

Never worked out, though.

Also girls?

Yeah, I tried.

Never felt right, though.

Are you always like that?

What do you mean?

So shy.

Not really, but...

It's just so... new to me.

It suits you, though.

Your shyness.

Have you ever been to Tel Aviv?

No, but I would love to go.

I can take you,

and show you everything.

I'd love that.

I have never seen the sea.

What? Really?

Yes, my parents

always go hiking with us...

Or have no time.

I'm going back in a few weeks to visit friends and my grandparents.

I can't wait.

I have my exams in a few weeks.

But it feels like...

I'm already taking them tomorrow.

What will you do after that?

I'll take a year to volunteer.

Sounds good.

Did you know that Tel Aviv is the LBGTQIA capital?

What some people see as different, or abnormal,

is simply normal there.

But different is good, right?

Different...

Different makes you unique. Different...

is the best thing in the world.

Good news.

The family dinner was cancelled.

-What a shame! -Yes. Exactly.

When did Sina get here?

She came with Philipp.

Do you like Philipp?

No.

Do you think I am...

gay or something?

-A bit. -Then why did I have sex with Fee?

I don't know why you had sex with Fee.

Because I don't like guys.

Hannes, wait.

I'm sorry.

You know you can trust me. And if there is anything--

Trust?

-Yes. -The same way Laura trusted you.

What do you mean?

Just admit that you did it.

-Did what? -The graffi...

Admit that you did the graffiti.

What?

Do you think I would do that to my friend?

-I know it. -How?

-This is bullshit! -Mira, just admit it.

What do you want me to admit?

Look how many likes!

It's my first fitness photo.

It's a series.

Good, I am leaving.

Sina.

Are you serious?

Sina, come.

What's going on with Mira?

Mira said that she didn't do the graffiti.

Hey, I didn't...

-I didn't tell you that. -You did.

You said, "I won't tell you the motive, just the perpetrator."

Yeah. And I said...

"It's always those you least expect."

I didn't say it was Mira.

Has Mira ever told you about her girlfriend?

Mira doesn't have a girlfriend.

-She doesn't? -That's right.

Then I know more than you do.

THURSDAY 15:55

Oh, yeah! Babe, give it to me.

-Are you insane? -Give it to me!

-Oh, yes! -Hello?

-Can you stop it? -Give it to me, baby.

-What are you doing? -Yeah!

Oh, yeah. Fuck me.

What was that all about?

Dude, I am bored.

We will never forget you!

-Do you know a Hannah? -Yeah. She's Oli's sister.

You're not sure about the gender you were born as?

Close it. I need it for an exam.

Hannes, I want to read it.

Why? It's for an exam.

What exam?

I need it for biology.

For biology?

Yeah.

Okay...

What are you doing?

Let's answer the questions.

-Together? -Yeah, why not?

It's funny.

What's funny about it?

Hannes!

-Leave it open. -I don't want to do it.

I don't care.

Okay, then...

"How long have you had the feeling of being in the wrong body?

"A. Forever.

"B. Since I was a child.

"C. Since puberty.

"D...

"Since yesterday. E. Never."

No idea.

-B. -B.

How long have you had the feeling of being in the wrong body?

Okay.

Keep your hands off.

Or I'll get mad.

"Have you ever been so unhappy that you harmed yourself

"by cutting or burning yourself,

"or considered committing suicide?" Oh, God.

"A. Yes, both.

"B. I have considered committing suicide.

"C. I have harmed myself.

"D. No." And "E. I've thought about it, yes."

No idea. E?

Really?

No.

I can also...

choose another option.

"Have you ever thought about a new name?

"A. Yes, since I was a child.

"B. Yes, but I have not made a decision.

"C. Yes, I know which one.

-Or, "D. No." -B.

"B. Yes, but I have not made a decision."

"Here is your result." Just leave it.

"Here is your result.

"It's likely that you are transgender.

"You might also be non-binary.

"Or maybe the issue is something else.

"Talk to someone about this and experiment.

"Maybe it will become clearer."

Is it clear to you?

No.

And to you?

Yeah.

Yeah? And?

And I won't let you use my computer again.

I think you are crazy!

-I will use it if I want to. -You are crazy.

Hey, no!

What does it feel like?

When you are sitting on me?

No, what does this feel like?

My breasts?

You don't remember?

That's not what I mean.

Well?

What do they feel like?

Good question.

Well, I would say like...

two small...

soft and round tissue mountains,

which somehow are attached to me.

And don't really belong to me.

-Really? -Yes.

They actually feel all right.

They are a part of me.

You should have put more effort into it. Just focus a bit more.

You are not engaged at all.

-Okay? -Honey.

-I tell you... -Leon, what are you doing?

I want to sit here. I always sit there.

You can set the table tomorrow and sit wherever you want.

Everyone wants to sit next to me.

That's nice.

THURSDAY 18:05

Shall we take your PlayStation away for two weeks?

And then you'll...

Okay.

It's all right, fine.

I'm just saying.

Training is everything. He has to train a lot.

Put your phone away.

-Else we won't win -Come on.

I forgot my wine.

Who is getting my wine?

Go on!

-Are you serious? -Just do it, anyone.

Can you move?

-Hannes! -Thank you.

-Leon, can you pass the bread? -For me too.

Thank you.

-Such a nice kid. -Here.

No more PlayStation.

-Are you serious? -Absolutely.

Thank you.

Have you seen the video from our race?

No, why?

We finished second.

Cool.

Congratulations.

Why?

We didn't finish first.

Can we for once not talk about sport?

-Yes, please. -I'm just saying.

If you were on the team, we might have won.

Let it be.

It's fine. I'm just saying, okay?

Leon, please have some salad.

What are you doing?

I have to eat with my family.

Don't be mad at me.

Are you going to introduce her to us?

-What do you mean? -You know...

-What? -The girlfriend you text all the time?

And so it begins.

It finally begins. Well...

-I don't have a girlfriend. -Come on.

The way you smiled...

You are always texting. Always on your phone.

Do you know her?

I also noticed it.

Don't be embarrassed. Do you remember, honey?

-At his age, I had three girlfriends. -Yeah, at the same time.

Tell us, what's her name?

What does she look like?

Come on. We are happy.

I have no girlfriend.

No need to be embarrassed.

What's her name?

We don't want to push you. Just tell us.

No, not at all. But love is great.

Yeah, especially your first love. You never forget it.

-True. -Since when have you been dating?

Have you known her for a while? Why didn't you tell us?

Where did you meet? At a party?

Come on, tell us already.

Come on, just a bit.

How long has it been? Have you guys kissed?

Yes, okay. Her name is Fee.

Fee, that's nice.

Fee?

Are you happy now?

You mean Fee from your class?

-Yes, Fee from my class. -Invite her over.

-That's so nice. -Honey.

She is always skipping my class.

I want to meet her. Invite her over. I promise Daddy won't cook.

-Why? -We can have a barbecue.

Ask her what she likes.

-We can get the karaoke machine... -I am done.

-Hannes, stay. -Hannes...

Look, Hannes, our love made you.

That's right.

-And your brother. -Yes, and your brother.

No more PlayStation for you.

-Just take another one. -Yes, let's take another one.

Hurry up, okay?

One more. One more. Okay.

FRIDAY 17:04

What's up?

I don't know.

Philipp doesn't want to come along later.

Then we have to...

have even more fun. And party.

So he regrets it.

Sina.

Come on. I can't see you so sad.

It's okay.

It makes me sad too.

I think I'm going to go now.

No, you are staying here.

If I can make you laugh, you stay. Okay?

-Okay! -Great.

Guys, can you come with me?

Sina?

Look at us.

Yeah!

You are such an idiot!

The thing is...

I really like him.

For real.

You know, he is...

different from other guys.

I only care about your happiness.

Have you ever been in love?

No.

It's nice, but it can also be really shitty.

Thank you.

Sure.

It's Mira. I am busy. Leave a message.

Hi, it's Hannes.

I am sorry that I...

was such an idiot.

I don't know what came over me.

What I was thinking.

I am on my way.

I am looking forward to it. See you.

SATURDAY 01:25

Hannes, over here. I am so happy that you are here.

-Me too. -Come.

So, what do you want to drink?

-What are you having? -Gin and tonic.

The same for me.

Okay.

Coco?

Coco! Two gin and tonic!

What do you want?

I want two gin and tonic!

Then just do it!

I want to order two gin and tonic!

My pleasure.

So?

I have to say, it's super cool.

I told you! This place is awesome.

And sorry about the other day.

-It was shit. -Yes.

It's okay. You don't have to say anything.

-It's fine. -Two gin and tonic!

-Thank you. -Thanks.

What shall we toast to?

You choose!

That you were brave enough to come here!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Hang on. I want you to meet someone.

Mira, wait.

-Hey! -Hi.

Do you want to share a cigarette with me?

I don't smoke, sorry.

Oh, what a shame.

May I introduce you. Hannes this is Hannah.

Mira has told me a lot about you!

Did she also tell you that Laura is my friend?

That she's suffering from your shitty actions?

How do you know that?

Does it matter?

You mustn't tell Laura about it.

-I can't do that. -Yes, hang on.

Sorry, I can't do that.

I have to tell Laura myself. I'm just waiting for the right moment.

When is the right moment?

Hannes, just do me that one favor.

Please.

You promise to tell her, okay?

Promised.

Really, I swear.

Thank you, Hannes.

-Well. -Yes...

Where are the toilets?

Over there.

Tell what?

It doesn't matter.

You want some?

You are Daniel, right?

Yeah!

You are Kim, right?

Yes.

What about your...

rash?

It's gone. It's fine.

Next time use some tights.

-They're easy to use. -Yes.

Have you thought about a new name?

No.

Don't stress.

It will come to you all by itself.

My set starts in a second.

It's great that you are here!

-In a minute. -Okay.

Hannah?

Hermine?

Heja.

Holly.

Hailey.

Hailey.

Do you remember how the guy...

And he just...

Okay, so here we have...

Just be quiet.

Come.

You sleep on the floor?

-Yes. -The bed's huge!

It's better for your back.

What?

It's true.

-It doesn't sound convincing. - I saw it on YouTube.

So you always sleep on the floor?

Yes.

Should Hannes sleep on the floor?

"Absolutely." What the fuck?

The ball says so.

So please tell me that Hannes doesn't snore.

-"It's better if I don't tell you." -No way.

The ball is lying.

Come on, ball!

Give me at least one good answer.

Does Hannes like me?

"The signs point to yes."

I can live with that.

Don't stare like that.

Sleep tight.

You weird, cute guy.

Ariel?

Ariel, are you awake?

Translated by Melanie Martin