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Fee? Fee!

Hey, come on, Fee, wake up. Fee!

Hey! Hey!

Come on! Wake up!

Dude, hey.

MONDAY 9:23

So, okay.

Now you.

-No. -Come on. Now or never.

What if I don't wake up?

Everyone wakes up afterwards. You just saw.

-No. -It's like ecstasy after.

It's better than sex.

No.

Man, Laura, sit down.

Come on.

Well, I didn't really want to mention it,

but my cousin saw her dead boyfriend doing it.

Think about how crazy that would be, if it was the same for you.

If you see Oli.

How hard do you have to squeeze?

-Until you faint. -How hard?

Close your eyes.

This hard?

Yes. Otherwise, it just won't work.

What if I see Oli?

-What am I supposed to tell him? -You'll know, right? Man, trust me.

It'll be cool.

Come on.

I'll count to three, okay?

One, two, three!

-What are you doing? -Nothing.

-Did you just strangle her? -No.

-I didn't, did I? -No.

I'm going shopping, want to come?

Yes. I'll join you.

What kind of sick crap is that?

-Hi. -Hello.

Hello.

-Do you have mosquito repellent? -Sadly, it's sold out.

New stock arrives next week.

Okay.

-Did you get it? -Yes.

Daniel was with a girl at the mall last Saturday.

-Good for him. -It doesn't bother you?

I'm not his girlfriend. He can do what he wants.

Don't look at me like that. I don't care if he screws her.

I don't believe you.

Is it broken?

Anyway, keep going.

Shall we just take one?

-Quick! -Here. Wait, wait.

Pack one for me too.

-Let's go. -Okay.

Hello? Have you ever heard of privacy?

All right.

-Laura, I have to tell you something else. -Yes?

Can't it wait?

Let's go. On one, two, three!

Hey! Hey!

-We don't have any money with us! -Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop!

Stop! Now!

Stop! Now!

I got another one.

She farts, and he has to guess what she's eaten.

-Dude. -You're already here.

Dude. What took so long?

MONDAY 11:01

-What took you so long? -We were caught without a ticket.

You should've seen us.

We ran all the way through the train, and the conductor was chasing us.

-Too bad no one filmed. -You didn't get caught?

No, other passengers helped us.

Got out at the next station and waited an hour.

-Wow, what an exciting story. -You've asked.

-Anyway, you're here now. -Hang on.

Girls!

The drinks. There you go.

Here's to the coolest days of our lives.

No parents. No rules. No consequences.

-Yes. -Yes.

To Oli.

-To Oli. -To Oli.

To the next school year?

-Yuck. -Okay, okay.

-To my future girlfriend, Greta Thunberg. -Here's to Greta!

-To Greta! -To Greta!

So I'm toasting to the fact that boys suck.

-Yes. -Fuck boys!

-No boys! -No boys!

No boys!

-Mira is already drunk. -Hey, Zoe, that was mine.

-Zoe, can we share one? -Yes.

Awesome.

-I'll get some mosquito spray. -Wait a minute, girls.

-Hurry up, Laura! -Laura is taking forever again.

Mira, you should've gone get it.

Do you need anything?

-Do you have mosquito spray? -Mosquito spray?

Yes. The mosquitoes keep getting us.

Need anything else?

What else am I supposed to need?

Okay, wait.

Actually, do you have a fan in there?

No.

Our air conditioner is broken. That's why the van was so cheap.

Do you have any tattoos?

I got to go.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Yo. Sorry.

Do you know him?

-Who? -The guy you're looking at.

MONDAY 12:15

I'm not looking at anyone. Better show me who you're texting.

"Can't wait to see you tomorrow."

-What happened to "no boys"? -What am I supposed to do?

Timon asked if he could join us.

I thought you guys broke up.

Yes, we did.

But then he messaged again.

Julia, the guy abandoned you because you had a miscarriage.

-He's a jerk, you said it yourself. -Yes, and now I've changed my mind.

-Is that not allowed or what? -No, I just don't think he's good for you.

-I'm just worried. -I'm old enough to take care of myself.

Sorry. Are you okay?

-Yes, I'm fine. -Did you get hurt?

-No. -Let me see.

I'm really okay.

-Okay. Does it hurt when I press here? -No.

-You're going to live. -Luckily.

-It was a good header. -Thank you.

-What? -Nothing.

Then just shut up.

I didn't say anything.

-I know now what my spirit animal is. -So which is it?

-Female alpacas. Do you know why? -No.

They spit at the males if they're not interested.

You're really crazy.

-Come on, let's go swimming. -No, I'm not wearing my bikini.

-Then just swim in your underwear. -I just applied cream.

We let the followers decide.

-Is your profile still private? -Yes.

People write that I should have died, not Oli.

-But they liked my haircut. -Delete your profile.

Delete Instagram?

-Never. -Never.

That's true. What was I thinking?

-What would life be without Instagram? -It would be worthless.

Hey. Come in the water!

Ninety-one percent say we should get in the water. Come on.

-Let's go. -Laura.

Come!

-There's some coffee left. -Thanks.

Do you know how beautiful you are?

Are you kidding?

No.

I'm serious.

I'm 95% serious.

Ninety-five?

I love your eyes and mouth.

-I have a huge pimple. -Where?

It hurts so much.

Let me.

-What do you want to do? -I want to squeeze it out.

Stop and stand still.

I haven't even done anything.

I got a letter to go back to the police.

Why again?

There are still some unanswered questions.

What else is there to clarify? He almost raped you.

I have no idea. I don't know either.

Have you told Julia and Mira?

No.

I won't tell them. Daniel doesn't know either.

I'm almost done. Wait.

Now.

-Yuck. -Yuck.

Yuck.

In a week, it will all be over.

This should be your profession, squeezing out pimples.

-Really? -Yes!

-Ten euros per pimple? -Ass pimples cost double.

-Exactly. -In the ass crack.

You'll do that then.

What did you want to tell me earlier?

Nothing. Doesn't matter.

Come on, tell me.

-Okay, it's about Daniel. -Yes?

It would bother me if he was dating the girl from the mall.

And even more if they had sex. But...

-Happy? -Yes.

You! You asshole!

Come here.

Thanks.

Thanks for being such a great friend.

It's okay.

Oh, no.

OPEN CLOSED

Fuck.

Hey! Peeing in the woods is a criminal offense here.

Dude, are you stalking me or what?

-What's your name? -None of your business.

-Can you get lost? I really need to go. -Tell me your name and I'll go.

-Laura. -Laura.

-Your first time here? -You said you'd leave.

I've changed my mind.

Okay.

You asked for it.

Laura, then.

It's a nice name.

You're pretty perverted. Do you know that, Laura?

Wow, dude.

Who are you?

I want to get to know you.

What do you want? We don't even know each other.

Well, that's why.

-What if I'm a killer? -Even more so!

And a psychopath?

The first cup of coffee is on me.

Okay.

-Listen. -Noah.

Listen, Noah.

I don't know what kind of institution you escaped from, but...

My girls and I, we...

We don't want guys like you.

We're not in the mood for any guys.

We have a "no boys" rule!

Hey, look!

He must have fallen out of the nest.

Maybe we should bury him.

So that he doesn't get eaten by some critters.

If we bury him, the worms eat him.

You just want to leave him?

Two girls alone in the woods. That's how every horror movie starts.

MONDAY 18:30

Yes, but we're not so stupid as to split up.

So nothing can happen to us.

What was that?

Maybe our killer.

It's not funny!

-Look. I got a really big one. -Awesome.

Why are you no longer wearing nail polish?

I'll do that. Nude or Normcore. Less is more.

But less is also boring.

Hannah thought it was a bit too much.

Hannah left you. How can someone be so stupid?

For a guy, too.

Do we need anything else?

Mira?

Mira?

Come on, it's not funny anymore.

Mira!

Someone is there!

-Where? -Back there.

Is that a hunter or something?

Listen, are you nuts?

Come on, don't get upset!

Let's creep up on him and scare him.

On all fours.

I'm sure he's going to pee.

Or poop.

Look, he's wearing a real uniform. Real professional.

-A professional animal killer. -Yes.

-He's really old. -Look over there!

-It's a hunting tower. -Yes.

-Let's have a look. -Yes, let's!

They're hitting me in the face.

It's huge.

I'm going up. Make sure the guy isn't coming!

This is creepy, dude.

And from up here, he shoots at the animals.

I couldn't do that. It really gives me goosebumps.

This stuff is so messed up.

Come! Let's clean up this place.

The toilet paper comes down.

Why is there toilet paper up there?

Probably to wipe off the disgusting blood.

-Yes, probably. -Look. Binoculars.

Break this crap. So he can't shoot at them anymore.

-Really, now? -Yes, do it, do it.

Screw that.

Damn, I have a great idea.

"Murderer. Shit murderer."

Hit that crap.

He can't see through it anymore.

Get rid of all that crap.

-Blanket gone. -Okay, let's get out of here.

-He might come back. -But you know the way, right?

You said you'd remember the way!

You said earlier, "I'll remember the way back."

No! You said you... What? Don't you remember it?

No.

You wanted to remember it.

Laura. Earlier, when we left, you said, "I'll remember the way back."

I wouldn't have. I'm really bad at navigating.

Then just use your phone or something.

Thank God I have it with me.

Because I don't have mine with me.

No reception.

Grab the stick now.

What are you doing? We need to figure out how to get back.

You know the way?

Of course I know the way.

-You asshole. -Don't be bitchy now!

-Okay, come on. Let go. -Ready?

One, two, three!

Balls, dude! "Balls" is an awful word.

I think cojones sounds awesome.

As a word?

-Timon? -He leaves tomorrow at 10:00.

MONDAY 22:34

I'm sorry I had a crappy reaction before.

-I'm just worried about you. -You really don't have to.

Who knows? Maybe we get back together again.

Look, I made us marshmallows.

-When was the last time you ate? -You're starting with this again.

Just because we've been busy all day, and I haven't seen you eat yet.

I'm just not hungry right now.

Mind your own business.

Look. It's perfect. You put it on nicely...

No, I'm not doing that.

Hey, it's already black.

-What is up with her? -Best if you ask her yourself.

-Is it because of Timon? -That too. Kind of. Yes, no.

Screw all guys!

And we don't give a damn about you either!

What did I do?

The question is what did "he" do? Right?

Okay. I understand.

Stop!

Do you have a girlfriend, Mr. Unknown?

-What? -Not "what"! Yes or no?

None of your business.

So no, huh?

Well, today is your lucky day because now you have three.

-Laura, Zoe and me. -And what about us?

Oh, yes. Well, five then, all of us now.

It's your lucky day, really. We normally have a rule.

-And that would be? -No boys.

Aren't rules meant to be broken?

I have no idea. Suggest something.

What does one have to do to be included in your sacred circle?

Play something for us on your guitar.

-Like what? -I have no idea. You pick.

As long as you're naked.

-What? -What?

-Okay. -You don't have to take it that far.

I think we got rid of him.

It's the only way to break the rule!

-Hey, you coward! -Coward!

-Sissy! -Why don't you go back to your mum?

Give me another marshmallow.

-I thought you'd take care of it. -You can have some of mine.

Okay. I don't mind.

Okay, I'm playing the guitar.

But you must sing.

-Yes, okay. -What song?

What should we sing?

I know that one.

-Cool. -It's not that disgusting.

-Completely clean! Yes. -Nice scent, right?

A bit like lavender, right?

And it's not clogged.

I had to go so bad.

How do you find Noah?

How am I supposed to find him?

I don't know. I think he's really cute.

-Well, you've got my permission. -Not for me. For you!

Are you trying to set me up now?

I'm not done yet.

Yes, okay.

-How long does it take? -As long as it takes.

Do you want to tell Daniel?

-Tell him what? -Well, what you told me earlier.

That I care about him?

Yes.

-No. -And why not?

I don't want to risk our friendship.

And what about your feelings?

They can shut up for all I care!

Okay. And what if Daniel starts dating the girl from the mall?

Then I'll kill her.

And what if she's really cool?

And you get along well? And Daniel is happy?

Then I'll still kill her. Can you give me the soap?

Can you be serious? This is important to me.

Why are you asking? Do you know her?

No.

I think she goes to another school.

What did she look like?

Not that pretty.

-Yeah, right. Don't lie to me. -Yes, okay. She was a bit pretty.

On a scale of one to ten, how pretty?

-Eight. -An eight?

Yes, okay, maybe a seven.

Seven.

Well, I still have to kill her.

It's really clean in here.

-Better than in a trailer. -We could sleep here.

Then it'd look like your house.

And then my dad had to throw away the slimy doll.

Disgusting.

I had enough of porn for a while.

Why didn't you notice it was a sex doll?

-We were 12. -Yes, dude!

But it had a hole in the front.

-Childlike innocence. -You weren't that young.

-It's your turn. -Cheers.

Okay. My first porn experience was a very harmless one.

At least that's how it was planned.

Four girls,

girls' night in with Coke, chips and DVD,

-We wanted... no. No porn. -Watch some porn.

We wanted to watch Snow White, completely innocent.

Oh, Snow White.

We put the DVD on. And what we watched was...

-Snow Slut, right? -Exactly.

My parents had replaced the DVD with homemade porn.

-No! -Of themselves, or what?

-Dude, what kind of... -What kind of parents do that?

The funny thing was, they really put effort in.

-With music and everything. -Did they have a storyline?

No. But they had a love swing.

No!

Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, God!

Why would you put that in a children's DVD?

-I have no idea. -Why would you watch that when you're 12?

And your girlfriend is traumatized.

All right. Here's my story. It's pretty good too.

-Here. -Thank you. Okay.

First a drink.

Okay, so, are you ready?

Okay, it was my 15th birthday.

I have everything ready. My whole family was there.

Grandma, grandpa, even my aunt and my uncle flew in,

and I wanted to tell them what I had known for a year, that I like girls.

So we're all at the table, eating cake.

And then when I finally had the courage to say something,

my little brother throws up all over the table.

And not only him, but my grandma too.

We went straight to the hospital. They had food poisoning. The cake was bad.

In any case, the mood was pretty messed up.

-My courage was gone. -Understandable.

So I go to my room, disappointed.

And I was mad at myself for being such a wimp.

So I open up my laptop, and masturbate to my first porn video.

Two women, nothing crazy.

In that moment, my mother comes into my room. Without knocking.

So I still managed to come out on my 15th birthday.

-It's your turn. -Next one.

You can't beat that story.

-It was really, really good. -So, guys. I'm not in the mood.

-I don't have a good story. -Everyone has to. That's the game.

-I think the game sucks. Sorry. -What about me?

Do you have a good story?

-Get the thing. -Okay.

I'm excited.

No, not with that.

-Please. Come on. -We've all done it.

-That's the rule! -Come on.

Boy, take the thing!

-Okay. -Get close, or we can't hear you.

My first porn video.

-Okay. -Get closer.

We can't hear you.

My first porn video.

-Yes? -Wait, I need to think for a moment.

Never!

-Really, now? -Never, that's right.

-I've never watched porn before. -Nonsense!

It's the truth. I swear. I swear it, and I'll tell you why.

Porn...

has such a stark influence on our generation

that we no longer know what we desire.

-It's the truth. -It's true. He is right.

It's just a matter of imitating the moves from the videos,

and to look and moan the same way. That sucks.

Noah. I think I love you.

Hey, don't believe a word, Mira. He's babbling. He is lying.

-His nose is getting longer. -Yes, I can see it. So long.

Admit it. You lied.

-What? -Hey!

-Dude. -How can we trust you now?

Are you always that loud?

Isn't the party good?

Your friends are really cool.

Yes, I know.

There's one thing I don't get.

What do they all want with you?

Shit, man, I'm wondering the same thing.

TUESDAY 02:05

Why aren't you out on the lake?

You can laugh at me, but...

I find lakes kind of creepy at night.

I'm afraid I'll be eaten by the monsters.

The lake isn't creepy, you're creepy.

Okay. You say one more thing like that, and I'll spit on you.

Are you a female alpaca or what?

-Do you know about that? -Sure.

I like this song.

Yes, me too.

My father used to go camping with my little brother and I.

My little brother hated it because he missed his PlayStation.

-Did you like it at least? -Yes, I did.

Just the three of us, you know?

At some point, we no longer went camping,

because he had to work a lot.

I had never gone camping before.

My mother thought it was too dirty.

She was afraid that we would get ill.

Probably because she works in a hospital.

Your dad didn't go with you either?

No. He left right after I was born.

Apparently he didn't like camping either.

Mine are separated too.

But Grandma and Grandpa are still together.

It's cool, right?

Spending your life with just one person.

Stupid question, but what do you want to do later?

Travel.

Experience something. Definitely away from here.

I have no idea. University?

Study what?

European Ethnology.

Really?

And you?

What are your dreams?

Do you know that feeling when...

everything is loud around you, but inside you are quiet?

And vice versa?

Even if there are thousands of people around you...

you are still lonely.

Yeah.

That's my life right now.

Shall we go back?

Yes.

I think I'm going to throw up.

Are you okay?

Not really.

Come here.

How much did you drink?

Too much.

I think I'm getting too old.

She snores?

Yes. Yes.

Pull her left ear.

-What? -Pull her left ear.

On the earlobe.

Yes. Pull.

Go on.

I think I'm going to bed too.

Already?

It's almost 3:00, isn't it?

-Night. -Good night.

Wait a minute.

I want to do it now.

Do what?

You know what I mean.

-Now? -Laura.

-What are you doing? -Nothing. Make sure she doesn't wake up.

-What are you doing? -Nothing!

I want to see what your cousin saw.

Okay.

Okay.

One,

two,

three.

Tighter! Tighter! More!

Are you guys crazy? What are you doing?

What are you doing to her? Laura?

-She's okay. Leave her! -Dude, she's unconscious. Laura!

-What happened? Laura? Hey? -You have shit for brains!

Laura, Laura, wake up! Hey!

-Laura! -Okay, I'll call an ambulance.

-No. -We need an ambulance!

She'll wake up in three seconds.

Laura. Hey. Laura.

Can you do something?

-Laura? -Laura!

She'll wake up soon, and then she'll feel better.

Laura!

Laura!

I'm here.

TUESDAY 11:32 AM

-Hold on. -I have the whole forest stuck in my hair.

What they need to heat their stupid pool in one day is enough

for a family to live off of for a month.

Man, are we there soon? I hate walking.

-Are we there yet? -Yes! In a minute!

Come on, Mira. I'm sure it'll be fun.

Save the world next time.

Can't we turn around and go back to the lake? How about it?

I'm in.

-Are we there yet? -Are we there yet?

In a minute!

If I had known we were coming here, I would have chosen green.

-Green electricity? -No, like vomit!

-And why blue? -Blue stands for peace of mind.

Are we there yet?

-Dude. It's over there. -That's annoying.

We're here.

Dude...

As if we can get in there.

I was here the day before yesterday and saw that they had left.

With a roof box and stuff.

They're not coming back anytime soon.

-Are you scared or what? -Crazy.

-Yes, but what if they come back? -Man, is that safe?

-He's just doing it. -Okay, I'll join in.

-Come on! -Shit!

-I'm wearing a short skirt. -Whatever.

The longer we're standing here...

Who is that guy? Do you know him?

Does anyone know anything about him?

Why did you come along if you're in a bad mood?

Why, dude?

-Someone's coming. -No idea. Killi really wanted to.

-Yeah. -Guys. The door is open.

Okay, awesome.

Let's go this way. Shall I close it?

Awesome.

I wanted to come, too.

-Really! -Yes, okay.

Do you want me to leave?

No one leaves! Except to hell because we're breaking in.

We don't need to break in.

I have a key.

It was under a flower pot in the garden, man.

People are really stupid.

-Okay, but hurry up now. -It's my honor.

Okay, are you ready?

-Really? Yes? -Yeah!

-Are you ready? -I'm ready.

-Are you ready? -Yes.

Okay, go ahead.

-Okay. Wait here. -Hey, where are you going?

Where did he go?

Guys, guys. Look.

Do you see anything?

It's completely dark. I can't see anything.

-Someone has to find the light switch. -I have no idea.

-Maybe Noah is looking for the switch. -Noah?

Someone pinch me.

I said it only once.

How cool is that?

-So cool! -How can you have so much space?

All right, people! Let the games begin!

Alcohol!

Cheers!

Attention!

And now, snow!

Guys!

So now for the next work of art!

Foreclosure sale.

Directly from Great Britain.

-I'll take bat six. -It's off to the first tee.

Noah! Noah! Noah!

Noah! Noah! Noah!

Mira! Mira! Mira!

Laura! Laura! Laura!

Laura! Laura! Laura!

Translated by Melanie Martin