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[TRAIN RUMBLING AND CLACKING...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

[KEYS JINGLING, LOCK CLICKING]

[RUSTLING, DOOR CREAKS]

[WOMAN LAUGHS]

[WOMAN SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION...]

[WOMAN LAUGHS]

[KISSING, PANTING SOFTLY...]

Man: YOU WANNA JUST GET A

BUNCH OF SHIT AND SHARE IT?

YEAH, LIKE, LET'S EAT

ON THE GROUND LIKE ANIMALS.

O.K., GREAT.

[TURNS OFF WATER]

I MADE BOTH OF

YOUR TOWELS WET. SORRY.

[LAUGHS]

THAT'S O.K.

MMM...

ONE SECOND.

I'M ALMOST READY.

WHAT'S UP, MY MAN?

FEELS GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.

I KNOW.

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE.

[SIGHS]

YOU O.K.?

YEAH?

YOU HUNGRY?

WE'RE GONNA GET FOOD.

O.K.

WHAT?

YOU HAVE SAD FACE STILL.

WHAT'S YOUR SAD FACE ABOUT?

THAT'S NOT HAPPY FACE.

THAT'S ARTIFICIAL HAPPY FACE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

ONE SECOND.

...SO WHO'S YOUR NEW

LAB PARTNER?

WELL, THEY HAVEN'T ASSIGNED

THEM YET BECAUSE... THERE WAS,

LIKE, THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE

IN THE CLASS DIDN'T MATCH UP

AND EVERYBODY ELSE WAS HAPPY

WITH THEIR LAB PARTNERS.

BUT THE GOOD THING IS, NUMBER

ONE: SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO KNOW

THAT I COMPLAINED ABOUT HER,

AND NUMBER TWO...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NUMBER TWO?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NUMBER TWO?

ARE YOU TAKING OFF MY STUFF?

NUMBER TWO?

NUMBER TWO IS THAT I GET

TO DO IT ALL MYSELF, WHICH IS

ALL I WANTED TO DO IN THE

BEGINNING ANYWAY.

YOU'RE YOUR OWN LAB PARTNER?

MM-HMM. >> THAT'S SO SAD.

NO, THAT'S AWESOME.

NO, THAT'S LONELY.

NO, EVERYBODY ELSE

SCREWS UP MY WORK.

CAN I COME BE YOUR

LAB PARTNER?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

REALLY? >> NO.

THEY WOULDN'T LET ME

INTO NURSING SCHOOL?

NO, THEY'D LET YOU IN

IF YOU APPLIED AND WERE...

YOU KNOW, HAD A DES...

BURNING DESIRE.

BUTTON ME BACK UP, PLEASE.

MM-MM.

NO?

MM-MM.

THANK YOU.

[SIGHS]

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

WHAT TIME IS IT?

[MUMBLING]

ARMS UP.

[LAUGHS] YOU WERE THWARTED

BY THE INNER BRA.

OH, SHIT.

SO THAT'S HOW THESE THINGS WORK?

WHAT?

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

YOU GIRLS WITH YOUR MULTIPLE

LAYERS AND... AND STITCHING.

THAT SHIRT COST $80, DIDN'T IT?

NO, NOT THAT ONE, BUT I DO

HAVE A RUNNING SHIRT THAT COSTS

A LOT OF MONEY.

IT'S FOR SPECIAL RUNNING.

I WAS... NEED THAT.

IT'S FOR SPECIAL SNOW RUNNING.

OH...

GO TAKE A SHOWER.

I'M SORRY.

SO THAT WE CAN START...

OUR DAY. >> OUR DAY.

ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME

BREAKFAST OR SHOULD WE GET SOME?

WELL...

OH, YOU'RE EATING ALREADY.

I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL MY

BREAKFAST, BUT...

YEAH, YOU ARE.

I'M HUNGRY.

UM... O.K., WELL, I'M GONNA

TAKE A SHOWER.

DON'T SPOIL YOUR BREAKFAST TOO

MUCH 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T EATEN YET

AND I WANT TO EAT WITH YOU.

O.K.?

[CLICK]

[COMPUTER CHIMES AS IT TURNS ON]

Woman: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T

WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME?

HOLD ON.

"HOLD ON," WHAT?

DO YOU WANNA TAKE ONE?

YEAH, I MEAN, ARE YOU ASKING

ME TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU...

YEAH. >> 'CAUSE I WANT TO GET

CLEAN OR BECAUSE YOU WANT TO

TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME?

BECAUSE IT'D BE NICE TAKING

A SHOWER TOGETHER.

WELL THEN TOTALLY.

I JUST WAS SAYING THAT I DIDN'T

NEED A SHOWER.

DON'T EAT THE BROWN PART.

AAH-LA... EWW...

[FEIGNS GAGGING]

I THINK THAT ONE OF THE GROSSEST

THINGS IN THE WORLD IS SOMEBODY

ELSE EATING BA... BANANA.

IT'S THE WAY IT SMELLS

AND IT SOUNDS.

AND I LOVE YOU, BUT IT'S GROSS.

[BANANA SQUISHING]

EWW! OH, GOD, I JUST SAW IT

INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.

YOU STILL WANT TO TAKE

A SHOWER WITH ME?

YEAH, I STILL WANT TO TAKE

A SHOWER WITH YOU.

JUST GET THE SMELL OF BANANA

OFF YOU.

I LIKE BANANAS WHEN IEAT...

[GARGLING...]

YOU'RE JUST GARGLING BANANA.

[GARGLING...]

CAN I PLEASE THROW THIS AWAY?

[OPENING PANTS,

BELT BUCKLE JINGLES]

[HER MOUTH FULL]: ...NO,

DON'T TAKE IT OFF WITH A CHIP.

THAT'S GROSS.

I DON'T WANT... I DON'T WANT

TO MEET PEOPLE.

I FEEL LIKE IT'S GONNA TAKE A

LONG TIME AND I'M NOT GONNA KNOW

WHAT TO SAY TO THEM... BECAUSE

THEY'RE ALL VIDEO GAMERS...

AND I'M NOT.

I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE NOT

SOME ANTISOCIAL FREAK WHO

CAN'T MEET PEOPLE AND SAY

"HI" TO STRANGERS.

BUT I DON'T REALLY...

THESE ARE MY... MY FRIENDS

AND MY PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH.

[MOUTH FULL]: I KNOW,

I WANT TO MEET THEM.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO MEET

THEM... TODAY.

BUT WHEN ARE WE... O.K.

WE'RE NOT GONNA COME BACK.

I'D RATHER MEET THEM IN A

SOCIAL SITUATION.

[MOUTH FULL]: WHAT SOCIAL...

IDON'T MEET THEM

IN A SOCIAL SITUATION.

I DON'T KNOW THEM OUTSIDE OF

THIS SPACE.

BUT YOU SAID YOU MIGHT HAVE,

LIKE, UM... A WORK GATHERING

AT SOME POINT.

PROBABLY NOT.

WHY NOT?

NOT THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE AT.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST FEEL WEIRD.

O.K.

WELL, THEN LET ME GO AND...

SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

GO.

O.K.

...LET'S ROLL.

ARE YOU DONE?

I AM DONE.

THAT TOOK A WHILE.

I'M JUST SAYING.

IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOU WERE

JUST DROPPING SOMETHING OFF.

O.K., I'M SORRY.

WELL, WERE YOU?

WERE YOU JUST DROPPING

SOMETHING OFF?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER

THAT QUESTION.

WAS I LYING TO YOU OR WAS THAT

ALL THAT I DID? >> UM...

MY BROTHER CALLED, SO I

TALKED TO HIM FOR A SECOND.

OH, WHAT DID HE SAY?

SO THAT WASN'T JUST "DROPPING

SOMETHING OFF," I GUESS.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE

ASKING, THOUGH?

OR ARE YOU ASKING WAS I LYING

TO YOU AND I DIDN'T JUST HAVE

SOMETHING TO DROP OFF?

DON'T ATTACK ME, I WASN'T

THE ONE WHO LIED.

WELL, WHAT THE FUCK'S WITH

THE TONE AND THE ATTITUDE?

[MOUTH FULL]: WELL, YOU SAID

YOU HAD TO DROP SOMETHING OFF

AND THEN YOU'RE IN THERE

FOR LIKE...

"THAT TOOK A WHILE."

WELL, IT DID!

IT TOOK 10 MINUTES.

YOU SAID YOU HAD TO

DROP SOMETHING OFF.

IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES SINCE YOU

WENT IN THERE.

I DON'T EVEN CARE.

LET'S JUST GO.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S CLEANING...

CLEARING UP.

WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

WE'RE NOT IN ANY KIND OF RUSH,

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE

DINNER WITH MY BROTHER TONIGHT.

OH. WHY?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE A FUCKING

BABY AND BECAUSE HE CALLED

AND HE SAID THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE

DINNER TONIGHT.

O.K., I'M SORRY...

SO WE GOT MOVED TO

TOMORROW NIGHT.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. >> O.K.

DON'T GET UPSET.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

O.K., BUT I FEEL LIKE

YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING PISSY

ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING.

I'M SORRY THAT I HAD TO

COME BY HERE TODAY.

I THOUGHT BUYING YOU LUNCH

WAS LIKE...

I DON'T CARE IF YOU

BUY ME LUNCH.

I JUST DIDN'T...

LIKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T

DEAL WITH THIS YESTERDAY.

THAT'S IT.

I CAME TO GET YOU

FROM THE AIRPORT.

I COULDN'T STAY LATE YESTERDAY.

YEAH, OR ANYTIME

EARLIER THIS WEEK.

I DON'T WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT.

LET'S JUST GO.

DID YOU DO ANY OTHER WORK HERE?

ARE YOU STILL FUCKING

ASKING THIS?!

I'M NOT... O.K., NEVER MIND.

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

IT MAKES ME DIZZY.

COME DO IT WITH ME.

I LIKE THAT.

...JUST BE FUN FOR A SECOND.

PUT DOWN THE UMBRELLA

AND BE FUN WITH ME.

WELL, YOU PUT IT DOWN, BUT

YOU'RE NOT BEING FUN WITH ME.

[SHOUTING] I DON'T RESPOND

TO SARCASTIC FUN!

I... STOP!

I DON'T RESPOND

TO SARCASTIC FUN!

IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN IT'S NOT

MEANT WITH SINCERITY!

YOU DIDN'T MEAN THAT SINCERELY!

STOP! I DON'T WANT TO DO IT

IF YOU'RE JUST DOING IT

OUT OF ANGER-- I ONLY WANT TO

DO IT IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA

HAVE FUN, AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE

JUST FUCKING MAKING FUN OF ME,

AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S FUNNY!

[TEARFULLY]: TOO HARD!

YOU TOUCHED ME HARD!

THAT WASN'T GENTLE!

IT'S 'CAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU

FUCKING CRYING EVERY TIME

IT'S NOT PERFECT.

I DON'T CRY EVERY TIME

IT'S NOT PERFECT!

EVERY TIME THAT IT'S NOT

PERFECT, IFIX IT!

[SNIFFLES]

EVERY TIME THAT IT'S NOT PERFECT

AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER

FOR THREE MONTHS, IMAKE SURE

THAT ISAVE MY MONEY AND BUY A

TICKET AND IMAKE SURE THAT I

GET MY WORK DONE, SO WE SPEND

TIME TOGETHER.

EVERY TIME IT'S NOT PERFECT,

IFIX IT!

ONCE IN A WHILE, I CRY.

[CALMER] DON'T WORRY.

I WON'T CRY THE REST

OF THE WEEKEND.

DON'T WORRY.

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE ME CRY.

DON'T WORRY.

IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

I WON'T CRY.

I'M SORRY... [SNIFFLES]

[SIGHS]

SORRY.

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.

I'M SORRY TOO.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

LET'S GO, PLEASE.

NO, BUT NOT LIKE THAT.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

I DON'T CARE.

Sister-in-law: I'M NOT SURE

SHE RECOGNIZES US AT ALL YET.

ACTUALLY, I KIND OF, LIKE,

DON'T WANT HER TO BE LIKE THE

KIND OF GIRL THAT LIKES, LIKE,

A BEARD GUY... YOU KNOW?

IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF WEIRD.

Man: YOU'RE TRAINING HER?

YEAH, SHE'LL BE, LIKE,

LISTENING TO LYNYRD SKYNYRD.

HOW CONSCIOUS... HOW

CONSCIOUS ARE YOU GUYS

OF THAT... ARE YOU OF THAT

AT ALL TIMES?

Sister-in-law: OF THE

BEARD THING?

NO, OF MESSING UP...

LITTLE BABY ALICE FOR THE REST

OF HER LIFE.

Sister-in-law: I'M SURE WE'VE

MESSED UP BABY ALICE ALREADY.

BUT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT?

I MEAN, DO YOU LOSE SLEEP

AT NIGHT?

Sister-in-law: I... THE THING

THAT I WORRY ABOUT IS I THINK

ABOUT, UM, WHETHER SHE'S GETTING

SMARTER ALL THE TIME.

IT'S LIKE, "O.K...."

"AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING?"

"AM I PLAYING

THE RIGHT MUSIC?"

YEAH, ABSOLUTELY,

ALL THE TIME.

AND, LIKE, I'LL PUT HER DOWN TO

DO SOMETHING, AND I'LL BE LIKE,

"THAT'S, THAT'S JUST LAME.

I'M JUST LEAVING HER THERE

TO STARE AT NOTHING

SO THAT I CAN..."

AND HER BRAIN'S NOT GROWING.

AND HER BRAIN'S NOT GROWING,

AND SHE'S NOT GONNA GO TO

HARVARD. [LAUGHTER]

IT'S GONNA BE MY FAULT.

...YOU THINK SHE WANTS IT?

Brother: I DON'T KNOW,

I THINK SHE'S CHILLING.

NO, SHE WANTS IT.

BLEH-BLEH-BLEH...

O.K....

HERE YOU GO.

OOP... [GASPS]

I GOT IT.

[ALICE CRYING...]

Woman: ACTUALLY... CAN YOU

FILL THIS UP? >> Man: YEAH.

THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

Brother: YOU O.K.?

Sister-in-law: MM-HMM.

O.K., ALL RIGHT.

Woman: SHOULD I COME AND SIT?

Sister-in-law: YEAH,

COME ON OVER!

...DID SHE GET YOU?

NO, SHE'S... SHE'S NOT TAKING

TO ME. [CHUCKLES]

YOU WANT TO HOLD HER?

[LAUGHS] YEAH, SURE.

IS THAT O.K.?

YEAH.

YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH THAT.

YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA

HAVE TO PUT THE PACIFIER IN,

LIKE, RIGHT AWAY. >> O.K.

[ALICE FUSSING...]

HERE YOU GO.

YEAH.

IT'S O.K., THAT'S MATTIE.

[ALICE CRYING...]

NO, IT'S O.K.

YOU O.K.?

SHE JUST... SHE JUST GETS FUSSY

IN THE EVENINGS.

OH, NO...

[ALICE CRYING LOUDER...]

"NO... NO..."

NO? YOU'RE NOT SURE?

YOU'RE NOT SURE.

THAT'S O.K..

OH, GOD.

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

Man: MADGE?

Mattie: YEAH?

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[MUFFLED]: DOES THIS...

[MOUTH EMPTY]: DOES THIS SEEM

LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD WANT?

A... A PLASTIC LION?

YEAH.

YEAH!

[LAUGHS] GOOD.

ARE YOU GONNA...

ACQUIRE ONE FOR ME?

I'M GOING TO TRY.

WHOA, THANKS.

[COINS JINGLING]

I'VE NEVER SEEN

ONE OF THESE THINGS.

WE WILL SEE IF THE CHANGE

FROM THE HATS AND GLOVES

IS ENOUGH TO COVER

THE PLASTIC LION.

THESE ARE AWFUL.

I'M JUST GONNA START

PUTTING MONEY IN.

YOU HAVE AWFUL TASTE.

[COINS CLINKING...]

I THINK IT'S JUST GONNA START

AS SOON AS I GET ENOUGH MONEY

IN THERE... [CLINK, WHIRRING...]

OH, YEAH.

OH, MY GOD.

HERE GOES.

[WHIRRING...]

[WHIRRING AND RATTLING...]

THIS IS SO MUCH MACHINE

FOR A PLASTIC LION.

ARE YOU READY?

I'M READY.

O.K.

GOOD, THE LION PRESSURE'S

AT 40.

[BOTH SCREAM]

Man: YES.

GO GET IT.

IS IT O.K. TO GET IT?

YEAH, IT'S O.K. TO GET IT.

[MACHINE STOPS]

♪ TA-DA...

AND THAT'S HOW BABIES

ARE MADE.

[LAUGHS]

WHOA... THIS IS AWESOME.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

...HAVE YOU NAMED HIM YET?

UM... THIS LION?

YEAH.

NO, WHAT SHOULD I NAME HIM?

I DON'T KNOW.

THIS LION.

Automated voice: Thank you.

OH, MY GOD. >> Let's begin.

OH, GOD. >> Your session is

timed, but don't worry--

you'll have plenty of time to

get your picture just right.

There are several categories

of exciting backgrounds

to choose from.

OH, MY GOD, THERE'S...

Use the select button to view

the background choices.

O.K., CHOICE ONE: COLOR

OR BLACK AND WHITE?

UM, COLOR. >> COLOR, YEAH.

BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEE

THAT THE LION IS YELLOW.

O.K.[CLICK]

WE SHOULD DO

"NAUGHTY BUT NICE."

O.K.-- PRESS "O.K."

[CLICK]

Now you are ready to pose

for four sittings.

Sit back and position yourself

in the picture by pressing

the up and down buttons.

Look between the yellow arrows

beneath the screen.

Hold still and smile.

THIS IS SO LOUD.

YOU GOT TO GET HIM

UP IN THE CIRCLE.

OH, IT'S NOT GONNA SHOW...

PLACE YOUR FACE IN THE OVAL.

5-4-3-2-1...

[RECORDED CAMERA CLICK]

[BOTH LAUGH]

O.K, THREE MORE SETTINGS.

You can now pose

for your next sitting.

O.K., SO, BUT...

5... >> OH GOD, IT'S GOING.

IT'S HAPPENING. >> 2...

MAKE AN EXCITED FACE.

1... [CAMERA CLICK]

I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE

I HAD EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND,

AND WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE WAS...

HAVING RELATIONSHIPS AND

DATING PEOPLE AND I HAD...

THESE IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS.

I NEVER WAS IN ANY

RELATIONSHIPS AND I NEVER...

FOR GIRLS, YOU HAD

IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS?

YEAH... WELL, I THINK

FOR ALL PEOPLE, BUT ESPECIALLY

FOR GIRLS.

AND... I HAD ALL THIS, LIKE,

THESE LISTS OF THINGS THAT...

WERE IMPORTANT TO ME THAT A GIRL

WOULD HAVE TO MEET, YOU KNOW?

WHAT WERE THE LIST...

WHAT WAS THE LIST?

WELL, I...

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF IT,

BUT ONE, CERTAINLY...

CAN YOU GIVE KEY EXAMPLES?

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I

WAS... [KISSING] GONNA TELL YOU

IS THAT ONE OF THE THINGS ON

THE LIST WAS THAT SHE WOULD

HAVE TO BE SOMEBODY WHO I COULD

LEAVE IN A ROOM FULL OF

MY FRIENDS AND, LIKE, GO OFF

SOMEWHERE AND NOT BE AFRAID THAT

SHE COULDN'T HANDLE HERSELF.

AND I REALLY LIKE THAT ABOUT

YOU, THAT I NEVER WORRY, THAT

I CAN ALWAYS TRUST THAT WHEN

I GO ANYWHERE, NO MATTER WHO'S

AROUND, YOU'RE GONNA BE COOL AND

EVERYBODY'S GONNA LIKE YOU AND

YOU'RE GONNA IMPRESS EVERYBODY.

THANKS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[KISSING]

[WHISPERING]: GOOD NIGHT, BABY.

GOOD NIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TOMORROW.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.

THIS SITUATION IS...

NOT SUSTAINABLE.

WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO...

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE

IN A DIFFERENT CITY.

YEAH.

THAT'S NO PLAN, THOUGH.

WE'LL MAKE A PLAN.

YOU PROMISE?

YEAH.

O.K.

[TRAIN RUMBLES...]

YEAH.

O.K.

I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKING

INTO SOMETHING.

STEP OVER.

YOU GOT ALL KINDS OF WIRES.

WE JUST MOVED IN.

O.K.

COME ON, THIS WAY.

O.K.

AND STAY PUT FOR ONE SECOND

AND I'M GONNA GO CLOSE THE DOOR,

SO NOBODY GETS IN.

[CLATTERING]

YOU O.K.?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

TURN TO YOUR RIGHT...

O.K.

AND KEEP WALKING, OH...

KEEP WALKING.

O.K., THANKS.

O.K.

AND...

GOD, UM, PUT DOWN THE SUITCASE.

O.K.

AND... OPEN YOUR EYES.

SO I'M USUALLY RIGHT THERE

WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.

YEAH.

SO MY SISTER AND I WERE

GONNA HAVE DINNER TONIGHT.

UH-HUH.

YOU WANNA COME?

YEAH.

REALLY?

YEAH.

SWEET.

OF COURSE.

SHE DOES KNOW... STUFF.

YOU TOLD HER?

YEAH.

O.K.

SO-- AFTER WE TALKED.

YEAH.

[QUIETLY]: WHATEVER.

I GOT YOU

A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

[NORMAL VOICE]: YOU GOT ME

A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?

YEAH.

WHAT'D YOU GET ME?

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GUESS.

I ALREADY HAVE A TREE.

YOU WANT CLUES?

UM...

O.K., CLUE NUMBER ONE...

[LAUGHING]: O.K.

IT IS SOMETHING...

THAT YOU CAN USE.

IT'S FUNCTIONAL.

UM, AND...

WAIT, SHOULD YOU ASK

QUESTIONS AND I SAY YES OR

NO OR SHOULD I...

YEAH, I'LL ASK QUESTIONS.

O.K.

UM, IS IT...

IS IT... IS IT BIODEGRADABLE?

YES.

IT IS?

I'M PRETTY SURE.

O.K.

MY ANSWER IS "EVENTUALLY."

BUT ISN'T EVERYTHING... NO.

ARE THERE SOME THINGS THAT

ARE EVENTUALLY NOT?

HALF... IT'S HALF

QUICKLY BIODEGRADABLE, HALF

I-HAVE-NO-IDEA BIODEGRADABLE.

O.K., UM, IS IT...

IS IT ROMANTIC?

NO.

IS IT...?

DON'T LOOK OVER HERE.

O.K.

I'M BUYING IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

AND BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU NEED

IT AND BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING

THAT YOU'RE DOING AND IT'S TWO

OF IT AND IT'S...

[PAPER CRINKLES]

NEW RUNNING SHOES.

YOU GOT ME RUNNING SHOES!

OH MY GOD, THAT'S AWESOME.

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

YOU'RE WELCOME.

DO YOU LIKE 'EM?

YEAH, I LOVE 'EM.

REALLY?

OH, THESE ARE PERFECT.

YEAH, I LOVE THESE COLORS TOO.

WHEN YOU WERE IN CHICAGO,

I CHECKED YOUR SHOE SIZE.

AH, THIS IS PERFECT.

YEAH, THIS GUY IS NOT

GONNA LAST.

YEAH... I KNOW

THEY'RE BUSTED.

THIS IS AWESOME.

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THIS IS SO GREAT.

HERE, WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?

IT'S RIGHT HERE.

SORRY THAT THEY'RE

NOT WRAPPED.

THEY'RE AWESOME.

THEY LOOK SO RETRO AND COOL.

YEAH?

YEAH.

GOOD.

I LIKE IT.

GOOD.

YOU DID GOOD.

YEAH?

YEAH, YOU CHOSE WELL

FOR A GUY.

OH, GOOD.

I MEAN, FOR ANYBODY,

BUT ESPECIALLY FOR A GUY.

YEAH... YEAH.

I LIKE THEM A LOT.

I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT,

SO I WENT SHOE SHOPPING.

THAT'S SOMETHING TO DO.

[LAUGHS]

I LOVE 'EM.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS.

THANK YOU.

SORRY I COULDN'T WAIT

TILL CHRISTMAS.

HOW ARE YOU?

UM... I'M A LITTLE...

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YEAH?

YEAH.

[RUMBLING...]

...DID YOU SEE MY LAPIS

LAZULI BRACELET?

IT'S FOR HONESTY. [LAUGHS]

REALLY?

YEP... PERSONAL HONESTY

WITH MYSELF.

[EXHALES]

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT?

IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

LIKE, WHATEVER HAPPENS,

IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

YEAH, 'CAUSE I KNOW I'M GONNA

LOOK LIKE YOU IN 10 YEARS.

[BOTH LAUGH]

HELL YEAH!

RIGHT?

OH...

[EXAGGERATED ACCENT]: YOU'RE

A BABE.

I FEEL LIKE...

YOU GOT LEGS FOR DAYS.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

SHUT UP.

I STILL WANNA GET

MY HAIR RE-DYED.

YOU DO?

OH NO, NOT YET.

LITTLE LONGER, A LITTLE LONGER.

YEAH?

YEAH, I REALLY LIKE IT.

I WANNA GO TO YOUR PLACE

AND GO TO YOUR WOMAN.

YEAH, KELLY, SHE'S AWESOME...

SHIT, HERE THEY COME.

I LIKE IT.

HERE THEY COME.

EH... GOTTA PUT

THE HAT BACK ON.

THANK GOD.

HEY, YOU GUYS READY TO GO?

Mattie: UH, YEAH.

Mattie's sister: YEAH, BUT

FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET US WARM.

O.K.

YOU LADIES HAVE BOYFRIENDS?

WE CAN'T MOVE. [LAUGHS]

I KNOW.

YOU STIFF?

YEAH, IN THE BUTT.

IN THE BUTT?

IN THE BUTT.

THERE WERE TIMES WHEN

I DID FEEL PRETTY AND I KNEW,

BUT, LIKE... I DERIVED THIS

WEIRD THING-- I DON'T KNOW IF

I FELT IT MOST IN COLLEGE...

I THINK I FELT IT MOST IN

COLLEGE, BUT, LIKE, UM,

THAT FEELING OF, LIKE, I'M

PRETTY AND MAYBE THAT WILL MAKE

PEOPLE TALK TO ME...

MM-HMM.

BUT I WAS, I ALWAYS HAD

THIS FEELING OF, LIKE, "YOU HAVE

NO FUCKING IDEA, LIKE...

THAT I'M WHAT YOU GOT COMING,"

WHICH SOUNDS REALLY... BUT I...

WAS, WHICH WAS REALLY ARROGANT,

BUT I WAS LIKE...

I DON'T KNOW.

LIKE, YOU MAY TALK TO ME

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY, BUT WHEN

YOU START TALKING TO ME,

YOU'RE GONNA GET...

I'M GONNA BE ONE OF

THE SMARTEST, COOLEST PEOPLE

YOU'VE EVER MET. [LAUGHS]

I DON'T KNOW, THAT SOUND...

THAT SOUNDS REALLY ARROGANT,

BUT, UM, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK THAT I'VE ALWAYS HAD

A MENTAL IMAGE OF MYSELF THAT'S

NOT NECESSARILY ASSOCIATED WITH

THE WAY I ACTUALLY LOOK.

OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

LIKE I FORGET MYSELF.

RIGHT.

I FORGET MY ACTUAL FACE, AND

I THINK IN MY HEAD I PROJECT

SOME KIND OF CONFIDENT, HANDSOME

FACE, AND THEN OCCASIONALLY I'LL

SEE MYSELF AND GO, "OH MY GOD,

THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?

THAT'S PATHETIC."

BUT THEN I DON'T NEED TO WORRY

ABOUT IT BECAUSE I HAVE A MENTAL

HANDSOME PROJECTION THAT GIVES

ME CONFIDENCE IN THE WORLD.

YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

AND IT ALLOWS ME TO FORGET.

I REALIZED ONCE THAT MY MOM

AND I MAKE, MAKE THE SAME

FACE WHEN WE'RE DISGUSTED

BY SOMETHING.

REALLY?

MM-HMM.

THAT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE ONE TIME

I REALIZED THAT I MAKE THE SAME

FACE AS MY DAD WHEN I'M DRIVING

AND I'M, LIKE, CONCENTRATING

OR LOOKING AT SOMETHING.

WHAT'S THE FACE?

I... I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER

WHAT THE FACE IS.

IT'S LIKE...

I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST, I JUST FELT MYSELF

DO IT ONE TIME.

YEAH.

AND I COULD JUST FEEL

THAT IT WAS MY DAD'S FACE.

I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT.

OR IT WAS MY, IT WAS

MY IMPRESSION OF MY DAD'S FACE.

YEAH.

'CAUSE DO YOU KNOWTHAT

YOU MAKE THE SAME FACE AS

AS YOUR MOM?

OR DO YOU JUST FEELLIKE IT'S...

I JUST FEEL LIKE

IT'S THE SAME FACE.

YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT.

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE USING

THE SAME MUSCLES AND...

I KNOW WE DO SIMILAR THINGS

WHEN WE PUT ON MAKEUP TOO.

WHAT THINGS?

LIKE SIMILAR FACES.

IF YOU TURNED OUT LIKE YOUR DAD,

WOULD YOU BE HAPPY?

YES.

I HOPE ALL THE TIME THAT

I'M TURNING OUT LIKE MY DAD.

I THINK HE'S A GREAT MAN.

THAT'S REALLY NICE.

I HAVE A TOTALLY

UNRELATED QUESTION.

DID YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVED ME

BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THAT THAT'S

WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR AT

THE TIME? OR IT WAS EXCITING?

OR DID YOU FEEL IT?

THE FIRST TIME THAT I SAID

"I LOVE YOU" TO YOU?

YEAH.

NO, I FELT IT.

I WAITED TO SAY IT.

I DIDN'T DO THIS WITH YOU,

BUT I HAVE SAID IT

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN EXCITED.

I WOULD RATHER ALIENATE

SOMEBODY THAN SAY "I LOVE YOU"

AND NOT MEAN IT.

'CAUSE I THINK YOU GOTTA BE

KIND OF PRECIOUS WITH THINGS

LIKE THAT.

I UNFORTUNATELY HAVE NOT BEEN

AS PRECIOUS AS I SHOULD BE.

I'M PROBABLY GUILTY OF

BEING OVERLY PRECIOUS.

HERE, I'M GONNA FALL

AND GIVE YOU MY WEIGHT.

WAIT, NO, NO, NO.

YOU GOTTA GET READY.

I'M REALLY GONNA GO DEAD ON YOU.

LIKE...

[STAMMERING]

NO, I WANT YOU TO,

LIKE, LIFT ME UP.

HOLD YOU UP?

YEAH, LIKE, I'M GONNA GO

DEAD ON YOU AND I WANT YOU

TO BE ABLE TO HOLD ME.

O.K.

A VERY SMALL PERSON CAN LIFT

UP A VERY HEAVY PERSON BECAUSE

THEY BALANCE THEM CORRECTLY,

AND YOU KIND OF USE THAT THEORY

WITH YOUR OWN BODY AND THEN

YOU APPLY IT TO YOUR, A PARTNER.

IT'S REALLY... YOU KNOW,

I JUST THOUGHT THAT, LIKE,

IF I DON'T END UP BEING PREGNANT

AND WE DON'T GET TOGETHER,

LIKE, YOU COULD JUST BE...

I COULD JUST BE... IN YOUR LIFE,

LIKE... THIS STORY OF THIS GIRL

THAT YOU MAYBE ONCE WERE GONNA

HAVE A BABY WITH.

MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T

EVEN MENTION THAT.

DO YOU EVER WONDER HOW, LIKE...

[SIGHS] LIKE, WHAT STORY

YOU'RE GONNA BE IN SOMEBODY

ELSE'S LIFE?

YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, WHAT'S GONNA BE YOUR SOUND

BITE FOR THE NEXT PERSON?

[LOW RUMBLING, VEHICLES WHIRR,

ENGINE HUMS ...]

[SHOWER RUNS...]

[WATER TURNS OFF AND DRAINS]

Man, on phone: HEY, BABY,

IT'S ME.

UM, I'M IN MANHATTAN NOW, SO I

WAS JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW

THAT I GOT HERE SAFELY AND THAT,

UM, YOU SHOULD CALL ME BACK NOW.

UM, CALL ME BACK WITHIN

THE NEXT HOUR IF YOU GET THIS,

UM, OTHERWISE I'LL PROBABLY BE

DOING MY INTERVIEW, AND IF

THAT'S THE CASE, I WILL JUST

CALL YOU BACK, UM, AS SOON AS

I'M DONE WITH THAT.

O.K., UM, I LOVE YOU.

I HOPE YOU'RE DOING GOOD

AND I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON, BYE.

[PHONE KEYPAD CLICKING...]

[CELL PHONE RINGS...]

HELLO?

UH... HI.

Man: Hey... [INDISTINCT]

JAMES?

Woman: I WAS WONDERING

IF, UM, PART OF THE APPEAL OF

THESE GAMES IS THAT, SORT OF,

MODERN LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS SO,

SORT OF, MUNDANE AND DRY AND WE

NEVER REALLY FOUND... FIND

OURSELVES IN ANY LIFE-OR-DEATH

SITUATIONS REALLY.

James: MM-HMM. >> WE TEND TO

BE DRIVING CARS, OR SHOPPING IN

MALLS OR SITTING AT DESKS WITH

COMPUTERS AND... >> YEAH.

AND SO THAT MAYBE THESE

GAMES, YOU KNOW, FULFILL SOME

KIND OF... YOU KNOW, INTENSE

EXCITEMENT OR MAKE, SOMEHOW MAKE

US FEEL ALIVE, WHEREAS IN OUR

DAY-TO-DAY EXISTENCE WE NEVER...

DON'T REALLY HAVE THOSE

SENSATIONS OF INTENSITY AND...

YEAH. YEAH, RIGHT.

LIFE OR DEATH.

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

EXPERIENCE IT IN THE

SAME WAY, THOUGH.

LIKE, YOU KNOW, UM...

THE INTENSITY OF SHOOTING

SOMEONE IN THE GAME IS NOT...

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T

EVEN THINK THAT IT COMES CLOSE

TO WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO

ACTUALLY SHOOT A GUN.

LIKE, I'VE NEVER SHOT A REAL GUN

IN MY LIFE, YOU KNOW?

I'VE ONLY SHOT A VIDEO GAME GUN.

[PHONE VIBRATING] I'M SORRY.

UM... I CAN GET THAT LATER.

UM... SO... YEAH, I, I DON'T

KNOW, I THINK THAT THAT'S

PART OF IT, BUT I THINK THAT

IT'S... IT'S... THERE'S

SOMETHING, UM... MORE...

...WHAT WERE YOU WRITING?

I NOTICED YOU WERE TAKING NOTES.

OH, UM, I WAS...

ARE YOU PUBLISHING A SECRET

INTERVIEW FOR SOME OTHER

PUBLICATION?

[LAUGHING]: NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT, I WAS JUST SORT OF,

UM... WRITING LITTLE NOTES ABOUT

WHAT YOU SAID OR... I...

IT'S SORT OF EMBARRASSING.

[JAMES LAUGHS]

IT WAS MOSTLY JUST, LIKE,

ME SAYING, "OH, I DIDN'T KNOW

ALL THIS STUFF, I DIDN'T..."

AND IT SEEMED LIKE, ALL RIGHT...

YOU WERE WRITING THAT DOWN?

WELL, I WAS, LIKE,

I'M FINDING OUT THINGS

OR WHATEVER, BUT...

UM, DO YOU WANT TO...

YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE?

I'M SORRY I INVITED YOU OVER

AND THEN YOU JUST HAD TO SIT

IN A HOTEL ROOM.

OH, NO, DON'T EVEN

WORRY ABOUT IT...

BUT LET'S GO OUT.

LET'S GO... LET'S GO SOMEWHERE.

O.K., YEAH.

IT'S PROBABLY, LIKE, NOT BEST

TO JUST HANG OUT HERE.

I KNOW IT'S, UM... [SIGHS]

IT FEELS LIKE...

LIKE A HOTEL ROOM.

YEAH. >> YEAH. >> I AGREE.

ALL RIGHT, UM...

THERE'S A PLACE AROUND HERE...

DO YOU WANT FOOD

OR COFFEE OR...?

THAT'S FINE. >> YEAH?

YEAH, I JUST WANT TO TALK

AND SAY HEY AND TALK TO YOU...

O.K., GREAT.

SO WHEREVER'S GOOD FOR THAT.

O.K., SOUNDS GOOD.

THINK... OOP... GO... RIGHT.

[BACKGROUND CONVERSATION,

JAMES INAUDIBLE...]

[CELL PHONE RINGS...]

[MATTIE SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]

[CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]

HEY, MATTIE, IT'S JAMES.

UM, HEY... SO I'M ALMOST

FINISHED WITH WHAT I NEED TO DO

HERE, SO, UM, I WAS CALLING

TO... 'CAUSE YOU SAID THAT MAYBE

YOU WOULD HAVE SOME TIME TONIGHT

TO HANG OUT OR SOMETHING.

UM, SO WHAT I HAVE TO DO IS GO

TO THAT PHOTO SHOOT LATER AND I

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PLAN IS,

BUT IT'S SORT OF OVER IN YOUR

NEIGHBORHOOD, SO I WAS THINKING

THAT MAYBE I COULD COME OVER TO

YOUR PLACE FIRST AND THEN WE CAN

HANG OUT A LITTLE BIT...

AND THEN ALSO I WAS GONNA SAY

YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME TO THE

PHOTO SHOOT WITH ME BECAUSE I

WAS THINKING THAT THAT MIGHT BE

SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE FUN OR

FUNNY OR SOMETHING TO DO.

UM... SO ANYWAY, CALL ME BACK.

I'M ABOUT TO GO BACK IN, I HAVE

ONE MORE THING THAT I HAVE TO DO

HERE, SO IF I DON'T PICK UP,

I'LL JUST CALL BACK, BUT LEAVE

A MESSAGE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT

YOU THINK SO I CAN SORT OF, UM,

PLAN THAT OUT A LITTLE BIT.

O.K., UH... I HOPE YOU'RE

DOING GOOD AND I'LL TALK

TO YOU SOON. BYE.

[CLATTERING...]

[CLICK, MUSIC PLAYS BRIEFLY]

[CLICKS, TAPE REWINDS...]

[CLICK, ROCK MUSIC PLAYS...

CLICKS OFF]

[PILLS RATTLE]

[CLOSES CONTAINER]

[LIGHTER CLICKS]

[DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS]

YEAH, UM...

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

SO NOBODY'S HOME AND...

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

NOTHING, I'M JUST SORT OF

ANALYZING THE SPACE TO SEE IF

THERE'S ANYTHING EMBARRASSING,

RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

YOU HAD ALL DAY

TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

I KNOW, BUT I JUST...

IT'S PRESSURE NOW.

[DOOR CREAKS]

DO YOU WANT ME TO LOCK THIS?

NO. THAT'S GOOD.

I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

O.K. >> I DON'T SEE ANY...

THIS ROOM LOOKS

DIFFERENT TO ME.

HAVE YOU LOST ROOMMATES?

NO, NO, SHE'S STILL THERE.

I JUST... UH...

OH, DON'T CLOSE THE COMPUTER.

NO, IT'S O.K.

I WANT TO READ... SOMETHING.

NO, THERE'S NOTHING...

HAVE YOU BEEN

WORKING ALL DAY?

YES, I HAVE, BUT THERE'S

NOTHING... >> COME ON.

NO, UH... PLEASE, PLEASE

DON'T. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

[BOTH LAUGH]

REALLY? >> YEAH.

WHY?

UH, I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE

TO READ STUFF.

I DON'T...

YEAH. SORRY, I'M, LIKE,

KIND OF OUT OF IT.

I'VE BEEN ALONE, WRITING, SO...

[SIGHS]

YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME

TO THIS PHOTO SHOOT?

YEAH, YEAH, TOTALLY.

I LOOK KIND OF LIKE A...

MEMBER OF A...

'80s BAND.

YEAH, WE... I WANT TO DO IT

LIKE ROCKABILLY OR SOMETHING.

O.K.

HOLD ON, ALL THE ELECTRICITY

MIGHT BLOW.

LET ME SEE.

[DRYER WHOOSHING...]

WELL, THIS IS THE SHIRT.

[FLOOR CREAKS]

THAT'S...

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GETTING THERE.

I HAVE JEANS.

DO YOU HAVE DARK JEANS

LIKE THIS? >> YES.

AWESOME.

SORRY... I'M SORRY, I REALLY

WISH I COULD SHOW IT TO YOU,

BUT I JUST CAN'T...

'CAUSE THEN I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO

SEE YOU THE REST OF THE WEEKEND.

YOU COULDN'T MAKE EYE CONTACT

WITH ME... >> MM-MM.

IF YOU KNEW THAT I HAD

READ THAT STUFF?

IT'S HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS.

[LAUGHS] WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

NOTHING. [LAUGHS]

WHY'D YOU SAY THAT THEN?

MM... WELL...

ANYWAY, UM, ACTUALLY I, UH...

DO YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT

GETTING OUT OF HERE SOON?

MM, YEAH.

NO, UM, I ACTUALLY WAS

HOPING THAT, UM...

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS, LIKE,

WEIRD, AND I... ON THE SUBJECT

OF WRITING AND LIKE, YOU KNOW

HOW YOU'VE READ MY REVIEWS

AND ALL THAT?

AND THAT'S FINE, I'M FINE

WITH YOU READING THAT.

BUT, LIKE, THE POETRY,

THE SHORT STORIES...

[CLICKS TONGUE]

ANYWAY, UM... THIS IS...

I DON'T...

I'M TRYING TO SAY

SOMETHING... O.K.?

I'M LISTENING.

O.K., UM, SO THIS IS, LIKE...

UH... I...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT, UM, I, LIKE,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY NEXT, UM,

GIG IS IN THAT... IN THE REVIEW

SECTION, AND I WAS WONDERING

IF, UM... I JUST THOUGHT OF IT

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA GO

TO THE PHOTO SHOOT FOR THE

THING, SO I WAS JUST, LIKE,

THINKING THAT IF,

IF YOU COULD...

UH... IF I... IF YOU WOULDN'T

MIND IF I COULD HAVE, LIKE, UM,

LIKE THE, THE TELEPHONE NUMBER

OR, LIKE, E-MAIL OR WHATEVER,

UM, OF THAT, OF THAT REPORTER

YESTERDAY, BECAUSE I'M DOING

THAT KIND OF STUFF, AND THAT

WOULD BE REALLY GREAT.

IS THAT WEIRD? [LAUGHS]

THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST GOT

ALL WORKED UP ABOUT?

YOU READY TO GO?

UM, YEAH, TOTALLY.

LET'S DO IT.

YOU LOOK GOOD.

YOU'RE READY.

THANKS, YOU LOOK GOOD TOO.

THANK YOU, I LOOK

JUST LIKE YOU. [LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS] THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

O.K.

[SIGHS]

UM... JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND...

TO DO THIS REAL QUICK.

I'LL, UM... IF YOU JUST GO

IN THAT OTHER ROOM, I'LL JUST

MEET YOU OUT THERE.

UM, JUST, UH... DO YOU MIND JUST

CLOSING THE DOOR FOR A SECOND?

I'M JUST GONNA... >> REALLY?

YEAH. NO, I'M JUST GONNA,

LIKE, ADJUST MYSELF, AND PUT ON

A... ACTUALLY I'M NOT WEARING

A BRA, BUT, UM...

[LAUGHS]

UM...

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SNIFFLES, SIGHS]

[UNZIPS BAG]

Woman: DOES IT MATTER

WHICH ONE?

Woman 2: UM, NO, I HAVE ONE

IN THE CAMERA NOW, SO JUST KEEP

THAT ON YOU. >> O.K.

IN CASE I RUN OUT.

[CLICK, WHIR]

James: [LAUGHS] WHAT DO I DO?

DO I SMILE OR DO I BE SERIOUS?

UH, RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN DO

WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT...

O.K. >> AND THEN WHEN I'VE

GOT THE LIGHTING RIGHT, THEN

I'LL DIRECT YOU...

[JAMES AND MATTIE LAUGH]

CAN YOU SLIDE THE CHAIR,

LIKE, BEHIND ME?

Mattie: OH, YEAH.

I LIKE THE WAY THAT YOU'RE

DIRECTING HIM. [LAUGHTER]

REALLY? >> AND SO DO IT...

YEAH. >> YEAH.

GOD, WELL...

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

CROPPING UP ALL THE TIME.

[LAUGHTER]

NOT TOO...

NOT THIS WAY, RIGHT HERE.

O.K., O.K.

Photographer: PERFECT.

I LIKE THAT ONE.

OOH, THAT'S GOOD.

OH, THAT'S NICE.

I LIKE THAT.

I THINK IT'S VERY YOU.

YEAH.

TRY TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE...

LOOK AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT'S THAT?

LOOK AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

O.K.

TRY NOT TO LOOK SO GOOFY.

BRING YOUR CHIN UP A LITTLE.

O.K.

COME ON, HELP ME.

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK LIKE...

HELP ME LOOK DIGNIFIED.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOOK LIKE

YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT?

GO LIKE THIS.

LIKE, TRY... [LAUGHTER]

NO, AND THEN YOU'RE SCARED, LIKE

THAT YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO MAKE

AN EXPRESSION.

Photographer: ...BRING YOUR

FACE THIS WAY.

I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ONLY

GONNA WRITE NICE THINGS ABOUT

YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THAT

WOULD BE REALLY MEAN TO SAY, "OH

WE'RE GONNA HAVE..." >> YEAH.

"A PHOTO SHOOT."

IT WOULD BE LIKE TRICKING YOU.

IT WOULD BE LIKE, "WE JUST

WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE

SO WE CAN PUT..."

"SO PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT YOU

LOOK LIKE WHEN WE WRITE BAD

THINGS ABOUT YOU." >> YEAH.

Photographer: I DON'T THINK

THEY EVER DO THAT.

I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD.

Photographer: NO.

James: IT DOESN'T MEAN

THEY'LL SAY GOOD THINGS.

YEAH, I AGREE, I DON'T THINK

I'M BEING TRICKED. >> YEAH.

James: ARE YOU IN ON THIS?

Photographer: NO... [LAUGHS]

ALL I DO IS TAKE PICTURES.

I GET HIRED TO SHOW UP

AND TAKE THE PICTURES.

ACTUALLY, I WOULD REALLY LIKE

TO SEE PICTURES OF THE TWO OF

YOU GUYS TOGETHER.

James: REALLY?

YEAH. >> GOOD.

I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN.

THIS WASN'T MY IDEA.

I MEAN, THEY COULDN'T

USE IT FOR THE TIMES,

BUT... >> GET IN HERE.

Mattie: YEAH? >> YEAH.

Photographer: YEAH.

WE GOTTA PUT THESE MATCHING

OUTFITS TO GOOD USE.

OH, THAT'S CUTE.

[JAMES LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU GUYS WERE

MATCHING. >> I FEEL WEIRD.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

TO DESERVE THIS.

I DIDN'T MAKE A VIDEO GAME.

BUT THESE ARE JUST PICTURES

FOR THE TWO OF YOU GUYS.

THESE ARE FOR US, SHUT UP.

[LAUGHING]: YOU'RE RUINING IT.

YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE

A REALLY CUTE COUPLE.

YEAH, WE'RE A

REALLY CUTE COUPLE.

STOP RUINING IT.

COUPLE OF WHAT?

[PHOTOGRAPHER LAUGHS]

ALL RIGHT. [LAUGHS]

OH, THAT'S CUTE.

MAYBE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ALSO

IN HER BACK POCKETS.

IN EACH OTHER'S BACK POCKETS.

WE'RE JUST DOING...

I LOOK LIKE I'M STEALING

SOMETHING FROM YOU.

Photographer: NO, IT LOOKS

LIKE YOU'RE GRABBING SOME BOOTY.

...WHAT THE PHOTOGRAPHER

TOLD US TO.

Photographer: IT'S CUTE.

[CAMERA BEEPS]

O.K., BE SERIOUS BOTH OF YOU.

PERFECT.

I MIGHT'VE BEEN TOO SERIOUS.

[PHOTOGRAPHER LAUGHS]

CAN I TRY ONE MORE?

YEAH.

OH! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS

ARE GONNA KISS.

YOU GUYS SHOULD KISS.

[BABBLING]: I DON'WANNA,

I DON'WANNA, I DON'WANNA...

[LAUGHTER]

WE'LL DO ONE MORE SERIOUS.

O.K.

[MATTIE LAUGHS, JAMES LAUGHS]

YOU WERE LAUGHING.

[CAMERA BEEPING AND CLICKING...]

I LIKE THAT, YOU'RE LOOKING

UP AT HIM ADORINGLY.

YOU WERE LOOKING UP

AT ME ADORINGLY?

NO, SHE'S A LIAR.

[LAUGHTER]

O.K., YOU DIRECT... TOTALLY.

WAIT, CAN WE GO BACK TO,

LIKE, THE ONE WHERE I SAID

YOU GUYS SHOULD BE KISSING?

IT'LL BE CUTE.

O.K.

NO?

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

LIKE, FACE EACH OTHER

AND KISS.

YOU MEAN WE SHOULD BE

KISSING AND CUTE?

YEAH.

Mattie: ALL RIGHT.

[INDISTINCT]

[CAMERA BEEPS AND SHUTTER SNAPS]

CUTE!

YOU JUST GOTTA PUT YOUR HANDS

SOMEWHERE ELSE, LIKE MAYBE PUT

YOUR HANDS AROUND HIS SHOULDERS.

LIKE THIS?

YEAH.

CUTE.

YOU GUYS HAVE SWAPPED A LOT

MORE COOTIES THAN THAT I BET.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE?

YEAH.

HIDING IN SHAME.

[LAUGHTER]

Mattie: DO IT WITH ME.

James: O.K.

IT WOULD BE LIKE...

GET IN THE BACK.

YEAH.

IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS.

UH-HUH.

AND, LIKE, THERE'D BE

A BOY IN FRONT OF ME AND

THEN A GIRL IN FRONT OF HIM.

YEAH... YEAH.

AND IT WOULD BE LIKE,

"LET ME SEE YOU TOOTSIE ROLL."

[BOTH LAUGH]

"TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT..."

THAT'S SO OBSCENE.

AND EVERYBODY WOULD BE

DOING IT, AND THERE WOULD BE,

LIKE, 30 KIDS HUMPING

EACH OTHER.

YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH, AND IT'S CALLED

A "FREAK TRAIN?"

AND IT'S CALLED

A FREAK TRAIN.

I CAN'T EVER REMEMBER

DOING THAT.

I WAS MORE LIKE SLOW-DANCEY,

AND IT WAS MORE LIKE ARMS

ON WAIST AND THEN MAYBE... NOT

BUTT, YOU KNOW, BUT, LIKE, MAYBE

MOVE IN FOR, LIKE...

YEAH.

THAT KIND OF THING.

NO, I DIDN'T DO THAT.

NO?

...I DID DO A FREAK

TRAIN ONCE.

I DO REMEMBER ONCE... [LAUGHS]

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT THIS, BUT I DO REMEMBER

ONCE, LIKE, UM, I WANTED

TO DANCE WITH THIS GUY,

THIS GUY, MATTEO SHORO.

AND IT WAS IN...

DID I TELL YOU THIS STORY?

MM-MMM.

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT

STORIES... ANYWAY... AND WE

WERE DOING, LIKE, FREAK DANCING,

BUT JUST THE TWO OF US AND HE...

WE WERE, LIKE, OUR RHYTHMS

WERE OFF.

LIKE, I WAS SWINGING THIS WAY

AND HE WAS SWINGING THE OTHER

WAY, SO OUR KNEES KEPT KNOCKING,

LIKE IT WAS LIKE, BOOM,

BOOM, BOOM.

MM-HMM, RIGHT.

IT WAS JUST ALL WRONG.

AND THEN, UM... AND THEN...

UH...

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW

THAT STORY ENDS?

NO.

I GUESS THE END OF THAT STORY IS

THAT I STILL FEEL EMBARRASSED

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

WE DANCED A WHOLE SONG

WITH THE RHYTHM OFF.

ANYWAY, UM... [CLICKS TONGUE]

I SHOULD GO WASH MY FACE

OR SOMETHING. [LAUGHS]

MY EYES WERE CLOSED AND ALL

I FELT WAS, LIKE, LIKE, HAIR.

SENSATION ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

AND I WAS, LIKE,

IT'S A MONKEY.

[BOTH LAUGH]

IT'S ATTACKING.

[LAUGHS] WHAT'S THAT MOVE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GUESS WHO I AM?

YOU'RE A TREE KANGAROO...

SLEEPING.

A BABY ONE. [LAUGHS]

I KNOW, THEY'RE SO CUTE.

GOOD NIGHT.

WHEW, UM... I SHOULD...

UM, BLAH.

I'M GONNA GO...

WASH YOUR FACE?

WASH MY FACE.

AND, UM... YEAH.

[NO DIALOGUE]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT...?

[INHALES SHARPLY]

HEY.

OH, GOD, I THOUGHT I... EH...

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE REALLY

FUNNY IF I WORE THIS ROBE AND

IT'S NOT FUNNY AND, UH,

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

I JUST THOUGHT, WOW, IT'S SO

WEIRD HOTELS HAVE ROBES AND...

DO, DO-DO...

[LAUGHS] WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GONNA GO BACK.

I'M GONNA CHANGE.

WAIT, NO, NO, NO.

COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE.

NO, NO, I'M WEARING A ROBE.

HEY, COME HERE.

STILL WEARING A WEIRD ROBE.

[BOTH LAUGH]

WHAT IS GOING ON?

PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET.

PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET,

IN YOUR ROBE POCKET.

O.K., THAT JUST

MADE IT FUNNY.

LET'S DO IT ALL AGAIN.

[LAUGHS] NO.

HOLD ON... NO, NO, NO.

NO, STOP IT.

SHUT UP.

WATCH, WATCH, WATCH, O.K.?

O.K., O.K.

HEY.

[LAUGHS] THAT'SWHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THAT'SCOMEDY, YEAH.

I STILL FEEL A LITTLE

WEIRD ABOUT THIS.

O.K., FINE.

YOU CAN FEEL WEIRD,

BUT YOU BETTER SIT DOWN HERE

AND EAT SOME PIZZA WITH ME

BECAUSE I'M FEELING HUNGRY.

YEAH, I'LL PUT MY...

DROP 'EM. [LAUGHS]

OH, MAN, I WOULD OFFER TO

ALSO PUT ON THE OTHER ROBE,

BUT I DON'T THINK I WANT TO.

OH... I DON'T BLAME YOU.

I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.

[LAUGHS] WELL, LOOK, I'M

GONNA LEAVE YOU HERE TO FEEL

LIKE AN IDIOT AND YOU SHOULD

START EATING PIZZA 'CAUSE I HAVE

TO GO MAKE A PHONE CALL,

SO I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND YOU

CAN, UH, START WITHOUT ME, O.K.?

HERE'S THE REMOTE

IF YOU WANNA WATCH TV.

MAYBE YOU CAN TURN IT TO THE

ROBE CHANNEL AND THERE MIGHT BE

SOME INTERESTING PROGRAMMING ON.

OHH.

UM, O.K.

O.K.

ENJOY YOURSELF.

I HOPE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE.

I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

I WILL BE FEELING

LIKE AN IDIOT...

[LAUGHS]

[QUIETLY]: IN ALL WAYS.

[DOOR SHUTS]

THAT'S NICE.

WERE YOU SCARED?

OH, THAT'S NICE.

WERE YOU SCARED TODAY,

OF TAKING PICTURES?

NO.

WAS IT SCARY?

THAT ONE IS NICE.

IT WASN'T THAT SCARY.

IT WAS FUN.

[CHUCKLES]

THAT'S FUNNY.

YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS

ON MY BUTT.

YEAH, I DO.

NOW I HAVE MY HANDS

ON YOUR BUTT.

I STILL HAVE MY HANDS

ON YOUR BUTT.

[GIGGLES] IT'S FUNNY THAT

SHE POSED US LIKE THAT THINKING

WE WERE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND

BECAUSE WE, WE WOULD NEVER

EVEN POSE LIKE THAT ANYWAY.

NEVER DO THAT, LIKE,

NEVER, EVER.

IT'S REALLY WEIRD, RIGHT?

WHY DID WE GET ALL SERIOUS?

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S CUTE.

SHE KEPT SAYING YOU

WERE LOOKING AT ME LONGINGLY.

YOU REMEMBER, SHE KEPT

SAYING THAT?

THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE.

NUH-UH.

YOUR HANDS ARE

REALLY COOL THERE.

YEAH, THEY'RE SO MUCH CLOSER.

THIS ONE'S LIT AND

THAT ONE'S NOT LIT.

[CHUCKLES]

HOW WEIRD.

OH, MAN, HOW WEIRD.

I'M REALLY SQUISHING

YOUR NOSE.

LOOK AT THAT.

I KNOW, IT'S SO FUNNY.

AWW.

HMM.

HOW WEIRD THAT

THESE PICTURES EXIST.

I KNOW, TOTALLY.

THEY'RE LIKE, THEY'RE LIKE

PRESENT US, ONLY, LIKE,

ACTING OUT PAST US, RIGHT?

THEY'RE, LIKE, OUT OF TIME.

THEY'RE WEIRD.

THAT ONE'S REALLY GOOD.

IT'S GOOD.

IT'S, LIKE, LESS JOKEY.

MM-HMM.

HEY.

WHOA...

HEY...

HEY.

[BOTH LAUGH]

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

HOLD ON, BABY.

COME HERE.

COME HERE, BABY.

[EXHALES]

LIFT YOUR HEAD UP.

I JUST WANNA FEEL YOU.

YEAH?

YEAH.

I WANT YOU TO FEEL ME.

Mattie: YOU WANNA FUCK ME?

WHAT?

DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME?

I LIKE KISSING YOU, BABY.

YEAH?

YEAH, YOU FEEL GOOD.

CAN I FUCK YOU?

YEAH... YOU WANNA FUCK ME?

I WANNA FUCK YOU.

OF COURSE YOU CAN FUCK ME.

O.K.

DO YOU WANT TO BE

ON TOP OF ME?

YEAH.

YEAH?

O.K., BABY.

DO YOU WANT ME TO BE ON TOP?

SURE.

YEAH?

YEAH.

O.K.

[BOTH LAUGH]

I'M GONNA TAKE

THIS OFF, O.K.?

O.K.

LET ME TAKE

THIS OFF TOO, O.K.?

YEAH, YEAH.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON... HOLD ON.

OH YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

OH, YEAH...

O.K.

OH

YEAH...

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S...

LOOK... LOOK, HEY...

CAN YOU... DO YOU THINK YOU

CAN GET ME WET?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

DO YOU THINK, LIKE...

YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANT, YEAH.

LIKE, LICK ME.

DO YOU THINK THAT'S...

YEAH.

O.K.

WHY DON'T YOU BRING

YOURSELF UP HERE?

YOU...

SLIDE YOURSELF UP HERE.

NO.

I DON'T... NO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

I DON'T LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE THAT.

WHY DON'T YOU...

WHY DON'T YOU COME...

JUST LAY DOWN WITH ME?

LET ME JUST TRY IT AGAIN...

HEY, COME HERE.

WHAT?

WHOA.

WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?

I WANT YOU TO COME

LAY DOWN HERE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE

SEX RIGHT NOW.

WE CAN JUST LAY DOWN AND...

LAY DOWN AND WHAT?

AND RELAX...

AND WE CAN HAVE SEX LATER.

LATER?

WE'RE GONNA RELAX AND

HAVE SEX LATER?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M TRYING TO HOLD YOU.

[RUMBLING...]

[SNIFFLES]

I GOTTA GO.

[WHIMPERING]

O.K.?

YOU GOTTA GO.

[HE SOBS SOFTLY]

I GOTTA GO.

[CRYING]

IT'S GONNA BE O.K.

O.K.?

I GOTTA GO.

COME HERE.

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