Original subtitles

YES! YES!

HEY, IT'S YOUR THANKSGIVING TOO.

YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF WATCHING FOOTBALL, YOU COULD HELP.

WE KNOW. WE KNOW. WE KNOW.

RACHEL, YOU WANT TO PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS

IN CONCENTRIC CIRCLES.

NO, MON, YOU WANT TO PUT THEM IN CONCENTRIC CIRCLES.

I WANT TO DO THIS.

EVERY YEAR.

Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS.

♪ SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY ♪

♪ YOUR JOB'S A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE ♪

♪ YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A. ♪

♪ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR ♪

♪ WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY ♪

♪ YOUR WEEK, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEAR ♪

♪ BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪

♪ WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR ♪

♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪

♪ LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE ♪

♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO. ♪

Guys: GO, GO, GO. YES!

FOR ONCE, I AM GOING TO SIT DOWN

AND TRY TO WATCH ONE OF THESE THINGS.

Ross: HALF TIME.

Joey: HEY, WHO WANTS TO THROW

THE BALL AROUND A LITTLE?

MAYBE GET A LITTLE THREE-ON-THREE GOING.

OH, THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.

OH, CAN I PLAY, TOO?

I'VE NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL, LIKE, EVER.

GREAT. YOU CAN COVER CHANDLER.

NO, NO, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO PLAY.

COME ON, MAN, YOU NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING

SINCE YOU AND JANICE BROKE UP.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I WANTED TO WEAR MY BATHROBE

AND EAT PEANUT CLUSTERS ALL DAY.

I WANTED TO START DRINKING IN THE MORNING.

DON'T SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE GOALS.

CHANDLER, YOU HAVE TO START GETTING OVER HER, ALL RIGHT?

IF YOU PLAY, YOU GET SOME FRESH AIR.

MAYBE YOU'LL TAKE YOUR MIND OFF JANICE.

AND IF YOU DON'T PLAY, EVERYONE'LL BE MAD AT YOU

'CAUSE THE TEAMS WON'T BE EVEN.

COME ON.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT. I'LL PLAY

BUT I DON'T LIKE... YOU.

YAY! LET'S DO IT!

ROSS?

WHAT?

WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL?

UM, MONICA AND I

AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

SAYS WHO, YOUR MOM?

YEAH. YES.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" SHE ASKS HER BOYFRIEND

REALLY SCARED TO HEAR THE ANSWER.

EVERY THANKSGIVING, UM

WE USED TO HAVE A TOUCH FOOTBALL GAME

CALLED THE GELLER BOWL.

NO, NO, YOU SAY THAT PROUDLY.

ANYWAY, ROSS AND I WERE ALWAYS CAPTAINS

AND, UM, IT GOT KIND OF COMPETITIVE

AND ONE YEAR, GELLER BOWL VI

I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE ROSS'S NOSE.

IT WAS SO NOT AN ACCIDENT.

SHE SAW I WAS ABOUT TO TAG HER

SO SHE THREW HER BIG, FAT GRANDMA-ARM ELBOW IN MY FACE

JUST KEPT RUNNING.

YEAH.

TO SCORE THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN, BY THE WAY.

WHOA, WHOA, HELLO?

UH, YOU DID NOT WIN THE GAME.

THE TOUCHDOWN DIDN'T COUNT

BECAUSE OF THE SPECTACULARLY ILLEGAL...

AND BY THE WAY, SAVAGE... NOSE BREAKING.

I WON THE GAME.

OH, YEAH?

THEN HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GET THE GELLER CUP?

THERE WAS A GELLER CUP?

YES. IT WAS THE TROPHY YOU GOT IF YOU WON THE GAME

BUT OUR DAD SAID NOBODY WON THAT GAME

AND HE WAS SICK OF OUR FIGHTING

SO HE TOOK THE TROPHY...

THREW IT IN THE LAKE.

AND WAS THE CURSE LIFTED?

ANYWAY...

THAT'S WHEN MOM SAID

WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY A GAME.

I MEAN, COME ON, IT'S BEEN 12 YEARS.

CAN I SEE YOU FOR A SECOND?

WUSS!

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY.

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, THOUGH.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE

BECAUSE MY MOM WON'T LET ME CROSS THE STREET.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

HEY!

HEY!

HERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT, PHEEBS.

OKAY, LET'S BRING IT IN.

HONEY, HONEY, THROW IT TO ME, THROW IT TO ME.

THAT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FACE.

Joey: ALL RIGHT

WE HAVE TO PICK CAPTAINS.

AND THEN TENNILLES.

OKAY, SO HOW DO WE DECIDE THAT?

WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST BUNNY UP?

All: WHAT?

Both: BUNNY!

OKAY, LOOKS LIKE

ROSS AND I ARE CAPTAINS.

THERE MUST BE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN

FOR PEOPLE THAT HUNG OUT WITH YOU TWO IN HIGH SCHOOL.

OKAY, SO I BUNNIED FIRST

WHICH MEANS I GET TO PICK FIRST.

JOEY. THANK YOU.

MONICA...

I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.

SWEETIE, DON'T WORRY.

YOU'LL GET PICKED.

CHANDLER.

ROSS!

PHOEBE.

SWEETIE, NOW I PICK YOU.

YOU DON'T PICK ME.

YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, SO, LET'S SEE...

LET'S PLAY FROM THE TRASH CAN

TO THE LIGHT POST, RIGHT?

TWO-HAND TOUCH. WE'LL KICK OFF.

Monica: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LISTEN.

I'VE GOT EXACTLY 28 MINUTES

BEFORE I HAVE TO BASTE AGAIN.

WOW, JUST LIKE IN THE PROS.

HUDDLE UP!

ALL RIGHT, HUDDLE UP. RIGHT OVER HERE.

WAIT FOR ME, WAIT FOR ME, WAIT FOR ME!

OH, COOL! THIS IS MY FIRST HUDDLE.

OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK OF CHANDLER?

PHOEBE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT?

YEAH.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, JOEY'S GOING TO CATCH IT

AND YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BLOCK.

WHAT'S BLOCK?

PHOEBE, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IN LIFE.

BREAK.

THE BALL IS JANICE, THE BALL IS JANICE.

OW! OW!

OH, SON OF A...! OW!

COME ON.

SORRY. I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT...

WE'RE JUST GOING TO THROW IT.

YES!

Monica: YES! SCORE!

SEVEN TO NOTHING.

OKAY, HONEY

JUST SO THAT I'M CLEAR ON THIS

NOW YOU SAID IN THE HUDDLE THAT IF JOEY CAUGHT THE BALL

YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE ONE TO STOP HIM.

NOW YOU DIDN'T, SO IS THAT LIKE A-LIKE A FOOTBALL STRATEGY?

YEAH, IT WAS PART OF MY PLAN TO FALL INSTANTLY BEHIND.

SO, COME ON, LET'S GO.

LOSERS WALK.

YEAH? LOSERS TALK.

NO. ACTUALLY, LOSERS RHYME.

ALL RIGHT.

43, 74...

YOU WANT TO GO SHOTGUN?

YEAH.

HIKE.

ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPI

THREE MISSISSIPPI.

HA! I ALMOST CAUGHT THAT ONE.

YEAH, GREAT.

NOW THE SCORE'S SEVEN TO ALMOST SEVEN.

OKAY.

THIS PLAY, I WANT YOU TO DO A DOWN AND OUT TO THE RIGHT, OKAY?

Both: BREAK.

WAIT. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

YOU...

YOU GO LONG.

HOW LONG?

UNTIL WE START TO LOOK VERY SMALL.

OKAY.

Both: BREAK.

SET, HIKE.

ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPI.

SWITCH, SWITCH, SWITCH.

NO, NO, NO, NO!

HEY, THANKS FOR STOPPING OUR BALL.

YOU ARE PLAYING AMERICAN FOOTBALL?

YEAH.

WOW.

YOU'RE, LIKE, FROM A WHOLE OTHER COUNTRY.

I'M DUTCH.

HI. I'M JOEY.

I'M MARGHA.

I'M SORRY, DUTCH.

I DIDN'T GET THAT LAST LITTLE BIT.

HEY, JOEY, YOU WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR YOU WANT TO...

HI. I'M CHANDLER.

HELLO, CHANDLER.

HER NAME IS DUTCH, AND ALSO MARC-HA.

MARGHA.

MARC-HA.

MAR-GHA.

♪ MARGHA... ♪

MARGHA.

YO, FLIRTY BOYS.

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.

COME ON, SECOND DOWN.

UH, HELLO, IT'S THIRD DOWN.

NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S SECOND.

WOW.

WOW, WHAT?

IT AMAZES ME THAT YOU'RE STILL PULLING STUFF LIKE THIS.

PULLING WHAT?

IT'S SECOND DOWN.

OKAY, IT'S SECOND DOWN.

TAKE ALL

THE SECOND DOWNS YOU NEED.

I HEARD THAT.

WELL, I SAID IT LOUD.

IT IS OKAY IF I STAY AND WATCH?

I CAN'T GO HOME JUST YET.

MY ROOMMATE IS, UM...

FERSCHLOCKING A BIG AMERICAN BUSINESSMAN.

YEAH, STICK AROUND.

AS LONG AS YOU NEED TO.

WELL, THAT WENT WELL.

I THINK SO.

YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT ASKING HER FOR HER NUMBER.

THANKS, MAN, BUT I THINK IT MAKES A STRONGER STATEMENT

IF I ASK FOR IT MYSELF.

WHOA, OH.

NO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT FOR ME.

PART OF THAT WHOLE "GETTING OVER JANICE" THING

YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

OH, YEAH. THAT. ALL RIGHT.

IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, I'LL LET YOU HAVE HER.

THANKS.

"LET ME HAVE HER"?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

LIKE, IF YOU DIDN'T, I WOULDN'T HAVE A SHOT?

I DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD

BUT...

YEAH.

DON'T FEEL BAD, MAN.

WE ALL HAVE OUR STRENGTHS.

YOU'RE BETTER WITH NUMBERS AND STUFF.

MATH!

YOU'RE GIVING ME MATH?!

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

FORGET ABOUT IT.

YOU GO FOR THE GIRL.

WE'LL SEE WHO GETS HER.

CHANDLER, I WANT YOU TO RUN A POST PATTERN

TO THE LEFT, OKAY?

AND, SWEETIE...

YEAH, I KNOW. GO LONG.

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE ALL I'M DOING

IS RUNNING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE HUDDLE.

WELL, UH...

YOU WANT TO JUST STAY OUT THERE?

CAN I SEE THAT FOR A SEC?

YEAH.

OKAY.

OKAY, HERE THEY COME.

I GOT CHANDLER. OKAY, LET'S GO.

HUT, HIKE.

Monica: ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPI, THREE MISSISSIPPI.

NANER!

FUMBLE!

WHOO!

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

IT'S MY FAVORITE JERSEY.

WELL, NOW YOU HAVE TWO.

HEY, I AM GOOD AT MATH.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

YOU KNOW, I WAS STILL GOING TO LET YOU HAVE HER

BUT NOW FORGET ABOUT IT.

PREPARE TO FEEL VERY BAD ABOUT YOURSELF.

HEY, WELL, I'VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE.

OR SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT'S MEAN.

Monica: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.

TIE SCORE.

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

42, 38, HIKE.

OOH, I GOT IT.

OH, BROKEN BOOBS!

OW!

PHEEBS, RUN!

RUN, PHOEBE, RUN!

YES! TOUCHDOWN, TOUCHDOWN!

NO, NO, NO.

UH, HELLO. THE BUZZER BUZZED.

IT DOESN'T COUNT.

AFTER THE SNAP.

BEFORE THE SNAP.

AFTER. BEFORE.

NOW, DOES IT REALLY MATTER?

All: YES!

BUT, OKAY.

I MADE A TOUCHDOWN.

MY FIRST TOUCHDOWN.

PHEEBS, THAT'S GREAT.

IT DOESN'T COUNT.

DOES SO COUNT.

CHEATER, CHEATER, COMPULSIVE EATER.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S FINE.

MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T GROWN UP, BUT I HAVE.

OH, OKAY.

DEAD LEG!

OKAY, OKAY, FINE, FINE, ALL RIGHT.

YOU WANT TO WIN BY CHEATING?

GO AHEAD, ALL RIGHT?

PHOEBE, THE TOUCHDOWN DOES COUNT.

YOU WIN.

OH, YAY. NO.

LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS

WITH YOU AGAIN, OKAY.

JUST ONCE, I WANT TO BEAT YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T BLAME IT

ON THE BROKEN NOSE OR THE BUZZER

OR THE FACT YOU THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE GETTING MONO.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST CALL THIS

TIE SCORE AND IT'S HALF TIME.

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T PLAY WITH CHEATERS

AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU KNOW I HAD SWOLLEN GLANDS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK YOU'LL PLAY.

OH, REALLY?

WHY IS THAT?

BECAUSE THE WINNER GETS THIS.

THE GELLER CUP.

IS EVERYBODY ELSE SEEING A TROLL DOLL

NAILED TO A 2 x 4?

OKAY, GOOD.

OKAY, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?

WHEN MOM AND DAD DROVE YOU

TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET YOUR NOSE FIXED

I SWAM INTO THE LAKE AND FISHED IT OUT.

THAT CUP IS MINE.

NO, IT'S NOT. YOU WANT IT...

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WIN IT.

ALL RIGHT, SO ARE WE NOT HAVING DINNER AT ALL?

HEY, COULD YOU-COULD YOU PLEASE SET THE TIMER, MARGHA?

OKAY, PEE-PHEE.

COME ON, PHOEBE, LET'S GO.

IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS.

HUDDLE UP.

JOEY, KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.

IT'S HARD, YOU KNOW?

HIS HUDDLE'S CLOSER TO THE DUTCH GIRL.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IF I TAKE CHANDLER OUT OF THE RUNNING

WILL YOU BE ABLE TO FOCUS?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

YOU JUST MAKE SURE HE CATCHES THE BALL.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.

OKAY. BREAK.

HERE YOU GO.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

COME ON! THIS WAY.

WHOA! WHOA!

TACKLED BY A GIRL.

BET YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY, DO YOU?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHAT'S WITH THE TACKLING?

WHAT?!

I JUST TOUCHED HIM AND HE WENT OVER.

OKAY. YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH?

WE CAN PLAY ROUGH.

Michael Buffer: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

THREE MISSISSIPPI.

♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪

HERE!

♪ YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

HIKE!

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

I LOVE THIS GAME!

HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

I WENT REALLY LONG.

42 TO 21!

LIKE THE TURKEY, ROSS IS DONE!

IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT YOU'RE WINNING

'CAUSE YOU GOT TO PICK FIRST, SO YOU GOT THE BETTER TEAM.

YOU'RE SO PATHETIC.

WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT IT?

WE'RE WINNING BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU.

OH, WHAT A GREAT ARGUMENT... EXHALING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU, OKAY?

I'LL TRADE YOU JOEY FOR RACHEL

AND I'LL STILL WIN THE GAME.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

THERE GOES MY LAST SHRED OF SELF-ESTEEM.

WHAT? WHA...? THE GUYS AGAINST THE GIRLS?

SEE, THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MONICA

BECAUSE I'M ONLY DOWN BY THREE TOUCHDOWNS.

OH... THEN BRING IT ON.

OH, UNLESS, OF COURSE

YOU'RE AFRAID YOU MIGHT LOSE TO A BUNCH OF GIRLS.

FINE, FINE.

RACHEL, YOU'RE WITH MONICA.

JOEY, YOU'RE WITH ME.

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE TRADING ME.

YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE

AND YOU ARE GOING TO... LOSE AND...

COME ON. HELP ME OUT HERE.

I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.

THAT'S GOOD... LOSE.

LOSE.

Monica: COME ON, RACH. COME ON.

LET'S SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ON A WINNING TEAM FOR A CHANGE.

YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME PLAY?

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

THE GAME IS OVER? WE EAT NOW?

NO, NO, NO. THE GAME'S NOT OVER.

WE'RE JUST SWITCHING TEAMS.

YEAH, CHANDLER FINDS ME SO INTIMIDATING

THAT IT'S BETTER IF WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.

RIGHT, OKAY, LET'S PLAY.

LET'S GO.

WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND, JOE.

WHERE DO DUTCH PEOPLE COME FROM?

UH, WELL, THE, UH...

PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH COME FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

AND THE, UH, OTHER DUTCH PEOPLE?

THEY COME FROM SOMEWHERE NEAR THE NETHERLANDS, RIGHT?

NICE TRY.

YOU SEE, THE NETHERLANDS IS THIS MAKE-BELIEVE PLACE

WHERE PETER PAN AND TINKERBELL COME FROM.

OH, MY.

ENOUGH WITH GEOGRAPHY FOR THE INSANE, OKAY?

LET'S PLAY SOME BALL, GUYS.

WHOA, NO, UH-UH.

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH THIS GUY NOW.

FINE WITH ME.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.

LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE HERE, OKAY?

HEIDI, WHICH OF MY BOYS DO YOU LIKE?

Joey and Chandler: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SHH! SHH!

WHICH DO I LIKE?

YEAH, YOU KNOW

FOR DATING, GENERAL MERRIMENT

TAKING BACK TO YOUR WINDMILL...

WELL, IF I HAD TO CHOOSE RIGHT NOW...

WHICH, BY THE WAY, I FIND REALLY WEIRD...

I WOULD HAVE TO SAY... CHANDLER.

YES!

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE CAPTAIN HOOK EXPLAIN IT TO HER?

I'M SORRY, JOEY. THAT IS MY TRUTH.

YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT IS HER TRUTH, MR. I'LL-LET-YOU-HAVE-HER.

I WIN. YOU SUCK.

I RULE ALL.

MINI-WAVE AND CELEBRATION TO ME!

A-WOO-HOO!

I AM NOW THINKING

I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE MY ANSWER TO... NO ONE.

W-W-WHAT?

I NOW FIND YOU SHALLOW AND, UM...

A DORK.

BYE-BYE.

NICE GOING.

YOU JUST SAVED YOURSELF A COUPLE MONTHS OF SEX.

YOU KNOW WHAT? DOESN'T MATTER

BECAUSE SHE PICKED ME.

ME!

FROM NOW ON, I GET THE DATES

AND YOU HAVE TO STAY HOME ON SATURDAY NIGHTS

WATCHING READY, SET, COOK.

SAVE THE BREAKTHROUGHS FOR THERAPY, OKAY?

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

WE HAVE NO TIME, AND WE ARE LOSING.

WE ARE LOSING TO GIRLS.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE TO GIRLS.

HEY, IT'S 42 TO 21.

THIS SUCKS.

I WAS JUST UP BY THAT MUCH.

LOOK, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY...

IF WE LOSE, THEY WILL NEVER LET US FORGET IT, OKAY?

AND WORSE THAN THAT

THEY'LL NEVER LET THE WOMEN YOU DATE FORGET IT.

HEY, ARE WE PLAYING FOOTBALL OR WHAT?

COME ON, YOU HAIRY-BACKED MARYS.

WE HAVE TO DO THIS.

WE ARE PLAYING FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE.

OKAY, JUST THINK ABOUT EVERY LOUSY DATE YOU EVER HAD, OKAY?

EVERY GUY WHO KEPT ONE EYE ON THE TV

WHILE YOU WERE MAKING OUT.

OH, MY GOD, YOU DATED SOMEONE WITH A GLASS EYE TOO?

COME ON, OKAY?

COME ON, THIS IS FOR ALL WOMANKIND.

LET'S KILL 'EM!

YEAH! KILL 'EM!

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, NO, I WANT TO KILL THEM, TOO

BUT THEY'RE BOYS.

YOU KNOW, HOW ARE WE GOING TO BEAT THREE BOYS?

WE STILL HAVE A MINUTE AND A HALF LEFT TO GO

AND WE'RE DOWN BY TWO POINTS, OKAY?

TWO POINTS, LADIES.

PHOEBE, YOU DO A BUTTONHOOK AGAIN.

RACHEL, YOU GO LONG.

NO. COME ON, DON'T MAKE ME GO LONG.

USE ME. THEY NEVER COVER ME.

HONEY, THERE'S A REASON.

COME ON, I AM NOT LAME, OKAY?

I CAN DO SOMETHING. I CAN THROW.

WOULD YOU LET ME THROW?

COME ON, THIS IS MY GAME TOO.

COME ON, MON, LET HER THROW THE BALL.

ALL RIGHT, RACHEL

YOU SWEEP BEHIND, I'LL PITCH IT TO YOU

YOU THROW IT DOWNFIELD TO PHOEBE.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

BREAK. BREAK.

OKAY...

THIRTY-TWO...

SEVENTY-ONE, HIKE.

ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPI

THREE MISSISSIPPI!

OW!

OH, GOD! I'M SO SORRY.

I'M SO SORRY.

ARE YOU OKAY?

NO, I'M NOT OKAY.

I'M SORRY. THEY WERE JUST ALL COMING AT ME

AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

30 SECONDS LEFT ON THE TIMER.

WHOO-HOO!

♪ YOU ARE THE LOSER ♪

♪ DAH-DAH, DAH, DAH-DAH-DAH. ♪

OKAY, SO WE GET TO TAKE THAT, UH, STUPID TROLL-THING HOME.

NO, YOU DON'T. COME ON, COME ON, HURRY.

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

HUDDLE UP.

OKAY.

OH...

OH, THIS IS OUR LAST HUDDLE.

ALL RIGHT...

PHOEBE, GET OPEN.

RACHEL... GO LONG.

OKAY.

BREAK.

I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN!

WE DID IT! WE WIN!

TOUCHDOWN! WHOO!

WE WIN!

YES!

YOU KNOW, RACHEL, FUNNY THING...

ACTUALLY, THE END ZONE STARTS AT THAT POLE

SO YOU'RE FIVE FEET SHORT, SO...

WE WIN.

WHOO!

YES! YES, YES, YES...

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT

SO, EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO ME, THOUGH.

IF NOBODY TAGGED RACHEL

THEN ISN'T THE PLAY STILL GOING?

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

LET GO! LET GO!

TOUCHDOWN, BUDDY. WE WIN.

NO WAY! LET GO!

LET GO? I'M A TINY LITTLE WOMAN.

GUYS, GUYS, COME ON.

IT'S THANKSGIVING.

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHO WINS OR LOSES.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS

THE DUTCH GIRL PICKED ME.

ME, NOT YOU. HOLLAND LOVES CHANDLER.

THANK YOU AMSTERDAM! GOOD NIGHT!

MMM! WE SHOULD DEFINITELY PLAY FOOTBALL MORE OFTEN.

MAYBE THERE'S LIKE A LEAGUE WE COULD JOIN OR SOMETHING.

ISN'T THERE, LIKE

A NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE?

YES. YES, THERE IS.

THEY PLAY ON SUNDAYS AND MONDAY NIGHTS.

OH, SHOOT.

I WORK MONDAY NIGHTS.

OH...

MM. THIS STUFFING IS AMAZING.

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BRING THEM SOME?

WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY ENOUGH, THEY'LL COME IN.

LET GO!

NO, YOU LET GO!

NO!

HOW COME IT'S ALWAYS US LEFT ON THE FIELD

HOLDING THE BALL?

I DON'T KNOW.

GUESS THE OTHER PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH.

HEY, IT'S STARTING TO SNOW.

AHH...

GIVE IT TO ME! LET GO! GIVE IT!

YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME TONIGHT

THAT I STARTED LOSING THE FEELING IN MY TOES.

I KNOW.

THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED

THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THINGS

THAN BEATING YOU AT FOOTBALL.

THINGS LIKE FEET.

YEAH, I KNOW.

THIS THING HAS CAUSED US TOO MUCH PAIN AND SUFFERING.

YEAH.

IT'S TIME.

WE'LL JUST CALL IT A TIE.

IT'S A TIE.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

PHEEBS, DID YOU GET IT?

Phoebe: YEAH, I GOT IT.

GREAT! BRING IT UP.

THERE'S CHAMPAGNE IN MY APARTMENT FOR THE WINNERS.

Phoebe: UH, ROSS...

WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?

Ross: UH... NOTHING.