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This house is fucked up.

Like, my feelings are hurt.

I think Lily has caught feelings for Tom.

She wouldn't be acting like this if she didn't.

I give a fuck about you.

I care about how you feel about me.

And I definitely care how I feel about you.

Tom's a really good kisser.

Ahh!

-Pull the finger! -I got the ick.

She's shooting them out like she's fuckin' Oprah.

We are not going to the shag pad tonight.

Do you love me?

I said I love you like I love my fuckin' sister,

I love my fuckin' friends.

I'm not in love with you.

No, I reckon you were falling in love last night.

-Pfft.

I've got the rig out and I'm ready to launch.

I'm a little bit of a sly fox.

I'm the queen 'cause I'm the hottest in Cairns.

Your boy is the Rizzonator.

Step on my toes, I'll stomp on yours.

I'm a little bit of a shit-stirrer.

Turn up that music

and watch me dance.

I do use my tits to an advantage.

I came out my mum's vagina having a party.

Everyone needs a Kyle in their life.

We're all pretty hung over...

Get up.

..but it's Catia's fucking birthday. 24.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

She lives for this day.

-Oi, does someone have water? -Yeah, I do.

She loves the attention. This is her day.

And we're gonna give that to her.

-Happy birthday. -Happy birthday!

Happy Catia Day!

Happy birthday!

You can't wipe the smile off this face.

And you know what? People still want to fuck me.

Honestly.

I have high hopes for today.

I want to get lit and spend it with all my friends.

Let's fucking get it. I want to get fucked tonight.

Where's Nardos?

Um, where is Nardos?

Lexie, do you know?

Fuck, I don't know. She was...she was out with us.

She was out with us last night.

We were just in the club.

She is nowhere to be seen. And do you know what?

I don't actually remember seeing her

come home with us from the clubs.

Did anyone have a fight with her last night?

Is she leaving? Did something happen?

Is she with a man?

We don't know if it's good or bad.

Maybe she's going on a special birthday surprise.

Maybe she's throwing a surprise birthday present for you.

She's buying all your presents.

Well, we'll see what happens.

It's my golden year.

I like to be woken up with breakfast, mimosa.

-I brought you breakfast. -Breakfast. Mimosa.

Two eggs, a sausage and a shot of protein.

-You disgust me.

I 100% like Catia.

I'm gonna make sure we all put our effort in

so today's extra special.

-Happy birthday, girl. -Thank you.

Fit for a fucking queen.

Oh, Con, you're gonna cop it. Who poured the water on me?

-Was it Tom? -Oh...

-Yeah, that was Tom. -Oh, you're gonna cop it.

Cop it? I can't wait to cop it.

She has told me that

she finds it very hard to detach emotion from sex.

But I don't.

So I pulled back a bit, but... I don't know.

We always just end up gravitating towards each other.

It's my day! Thank you!

I might have caught the feels.

So I don't know what's on the plan for Catia,

but if the vibes are right and the mood is there,

who am I to say no?

-How are you feeling? -Um...

You know, it's been a big couple of days for Lily and I.

Do you feel better that

you could fully get everything off your chest yesterday?

I didn't know how Lily felt until yesterday.

I have realised today I can't continue things with Lexie

without ruining the relationship with Lily.

It's sort of one or the other.

-We've been fighting. -Yeah, like, every day.

-I hate it so much. -So do I.

Just want to come up to you all the time

and just talk, like, shit like we used to.

At the end of the day, Lexie and I,

sure, we've kissed a bit,

but it hasn't really gone much beyond that

and I don't even know if it would.

I really don't want to lose my friendship with you,

and I apologise for making you feel disrespected

and like I put you to the side.

Mmm.

I am really sorry for that.

Myself and Lily, we've been so close throughout.

I don't just want to throw that away.

If you don't feel the same way, just tell me.

I feel like me and Tom,

we're definitely a little bit more vulnerable as of right now,

but it does feel a lot lighter.

He knows how I feel, and yeah, he's taking it on board.

The friendship's back on the table.

The benefits are back on the table.

Tom knows who Mummy is. Mummy is me.

Mummy is Lily, end of frickin' story.

Tom and Lily are having

what looks like to be a serious conversation,

and I am feeling a little bit disappointed.

We went from sort of like having this cute little bond,

and then I think it just died.

I think I just need to, like,

back off with the whole Tom situation.

I think it's just, like, flogging a dead horse.

I have a little birthday surprise!

Birthdays are the goddamn best.

Where's the birthday girl?

Cati!

I am so excited to spread the birthday love.

-Are these of me? -Oh, my God.

-Can I have one you? -Absolutely.

-Charlotte is eating me!

Catia tastes fuckin' amazing.

-I do have some pretty bad news. -No!

Nardos will no longer be with youse.

She won't be coming back.

Unfortunately, Nardos had to leave

the Aussie Shore house last night,

but I do not want this to dampen spirits.

Let's try not to get too downhearted.

It is Catia's birthday.

I felt very close with Nardos, so it sucks.

I feel like I've lost one of my besties in the house.

Who's Nardos?

I'm ready to party, fuck, have fun, get drunk.

I'm joking. OK.

So, Catia, you can go out for birthday lunch.

You can take four people with you.

Who are you going to take?

I'm gonna say the girls, and...

Kyle.

I feel absolutely honoured

to be going to this lunch.

It is Catia's world, and we are just living in it.

Right, well, youse go get ready.

The rest of youse have gotta stay here and tidy the house

'cause tonight is birthday house party, where -

wait for it, because this is the best part yet -

there is Catia's second birthday present coming.

Oh, my God, it's my birthday!

I think the special surprise may either be

sexy males,

maybe a contact from home,

Vietnamese?

-Right, see youse. -Thanks, darling.

Oh, you're so welcome.

I don't know what it is,

but my biggest wish is to be having some birthday sex.

So...we'll see.

I'm ready.

It's my birthday.

Bad bitch birthday behaviour.

-Happy birthday! -Thank you!

Cheers. Happy Catia Day.

I think tonight is gonna be very high energy.

You think you'll get any birthday sex?

I hope so.

So do you think you'd sleep with Con, or not?

Yeah, will it happen, will it won't?

I don't know what's stopping Con and Catia

from actually sealing the deal at the moment.

They have been overthinking this whole thing.

What I always find, like, it's the car rides home

when he comes out with that three-quarter charm.

-Yeah. -And then...as soon as...

It's almost like as soon as youse enter the house,

it's like, boom.

There might be a miracle.

I might end up getting that birthday sex.

I deserve birthday sex on my birthday.

You know what? I will have sex with myself on my birthday

if it comes down to it.

I will just say...

Mate, we're not fuckin' here to fuck spiders tonight.

I'm so excited!

Ah!

I just wanna see what happens. Catia, I'm catching up with you.

-You... -Oh, Jaeda!

If you don't end up naked in the hot tub tonight,

we've done our night wrong.

-Uh-huh. -Oi!

Cheers to that!

-Let's go! -Cheers to that!

-Cheers to partying! -Hey!

And scull.

Supplies for tonight's party.

-Here we go. -Bang!

What the fuck is this?

While the girls are out at lunch,

all of us boys decided that we'd make Catia's day

just that little bit more special.

Manaaki just kind of floats around.

Cooper's got the pump out.

He's giving it a bit of a wristy operation.

Hey!

Scared the fucking shit out of me.

But Con is sweating.

Do you reckon she'll be surprised?

I mean, hopefully she likes it.

Girls, girls, girls.

And I just ran out.

Just running around like a headless chook.

He's got a crush.

I organised a bouquet for her to come.

-The cake? -Flowers.

I want Con to sleep with Catia.

They're sort of beating around the bush

and flirting with each other, they're kissing.

Alrighty.

-Oh, boy. -Oh, bro.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Boyfriend vibes.

Just hurry the fuck up.

It's her birthday, give her a present,

get upstairs in the shag pad and get with her!

Are you gonna give her your cock for your present?

Am I gonna give her the dick?

That's the question.

I mean, she might not want me. I don't know.

So what?

We'll see what happens, bro. You never know.

Far out, bro!

I mean, me and Catia, look, we vibe a lot with each other,

but birthdays are a big thing for anyone.

You're part of the family, and we've got to go all out.

Simple.

Con, hurry up.

You want to be there for when your girlfriend walks in.

Fuck off.

Con's looking very flustered right now.

See, we all dressed really shit

so you could look the best today, Con.

It's pretty cute, actually.

Can you just sit at the door on one knee, Con?

For when they walk in?

Why? She'll know it's a joke.

Seriously, Con's like a groom on his wedding day.

Let's do it.

-Alright, they're here. -They're here.

Stop, drop and roll, boys.

I love youse.

Surprise!

Oh, my God! This is so cute!

I've actually never had this before.

She's been drinking tequila. She's fucked.

Oh, my God, this is adorable.

Me and Catia, we sort of have a very similar personality.

I think she'll like what I've done.

Come have a look. Come have a look.

Oh, my God! I knew there was gonna be a big dick!

I knew there was gonna be a big dick!

Con has put in so much effort today.

I can only hope that this party lives up to the expectations.

Can I just point out, seriously though,

the three boys did nothing.

-Fuck off, don't fucking start. -It was Con's idea.

Con did all the setting up, Con's done it all.

Don't lie, it was a group effort.

But most of it was Con.

Thanks, Con.

Con did the decorations. Basically did my whole birthday.

This is the behaviour of someone that gets feelings.

And that's where I'm getting confused here.

Because I'm the one that's yapping on

about feelings and emotions.

And everyone's like, "Oh, no, feelings and emotions.

"Like, can't say those words."

Honestly means so much to me.

This is a really special birthday.

I just want to know what he's thinking.

He needs to be straightforward with me.

Tonight is our fuckin' night, people.

I am getting loosey as juicy.

That's what's going on tonight.

Get your arseholes ready 'cause I'm about to be eating them!

Yes! That's my birthday cake!

Everyone have your arseholes clean.

You look nice.

Cati's my girl. My best friend in the house.

-I think this is hot. - I think this is hot too.

-This is hot. -Yes.

All the attention's on her tonight.

She's dressing up. She's gonna get crazy.

She's in a good mood today.

And if anyone's going to start any drama on her birthday,

I've got her back.

Oi, girls, more shots.

Fabulous, sexy,

hot-arse bitch energy.

My birthday is so important to me.

I love my birthday.

But I always have expectations on my birthday,

so sometimes it ends up in tears.

Sometimes it ends up in a blackout night.

We'll see what happens.

Oh, it kind of felt good. Nah.

I love birthday parties.

Tom and Lily have only just made up,

Nardos has mysteriously disappeared,

but we are determined to make it a fun night

for our girl Cati.

I'm coming!

Whoa!

Fuck me dead, what a body that girl has.

Absolutely amazing.

-Oh, my God! -Wow!

Thanks!

Oh, Con.

First the house, now the flowers.

I don't know how to respond.

Catia's tradition has always been

to have sex on her birthday.

He knows what he's doing.

That's cute. Tick.

Give her a kiss, Con.

I really appreciate it.

Oh, my God! This is my fuckin' song!

Then Catia throws the flowers

and Con's heart gets thrown out the window at the same time.

-Oh, this is my fuckin' song! -What the fuck?

Guys, I need your help here.

It was... I can feel the hurt from over here.

Go, Catia!

There's Catia, and then there's, yeah, birthday Catia.

We're experiencing birthday Catia.

100% I'm hurt by it.

But it's her special day.

I'm just gonna shut my mouth and not say anything.

Spread myself around.

Tonight's surprise for Catia

is something beyond her wildest dreams.

He's funny, he's been on TV,

and my God, he's hot.

There's probably even boys in the house

that have been dreaming for this surprise.

Someone's knocking at the door.

Oh, shit, someone's at the door.

Drumroll, please!

-What's happening? How are we? -You're kidding!

I've got a birthday cake for Catia.

Ring a-ding ding, it's the king.

What's happening, darling? How are we?

Ohh!

What have I been missing? It's a birthday party.

I'm Callum Hole.

The geezer that's been around the block a couple of times.

And I ain't got any competition,

and it ain't gonna start in Aussie Shore.

When a bird sees me rock up,

she's gonna see a crispy lid,

sharp brows and a naughty tan.

Chaos Cal has come in here for nothing but carnage.

I'm going to be busy getting rizzy

because your boy is the Rizzonator.

What the fuck?!

What the fuck?

I've been watching this man on TV for years,

and then he's right there.

Fuckin' love you!

-Right here, baby! -I fuckin' love you, Callum!

Callum's rolled in, he's got this big pair of tits.

Hey, darling!

His energy is through the roof, but he's talking that quick

we have no fuckin' idea what he's saying.

Oh, my God.

He's really famous, but I cannot understand

a single word he is saying.

He's talking 100 miles an hour.

He's talking about...

Honestly, I don't even know what he's talking about.

Bosh! Bosh!

Vasodilation.

The Rizzonator's gotta come out.

Rizz, pizz, fizz, and jizz.

She's got a body-ody on her.

Mental, bruv.

That was serious ravioli.

Let's go. Romeo done.

Honestly, like...

I don't know what his brain thinks.

So, what's bigger, what's bigger?

Callum is...where it's at.

Can you take a bite of your titties?

Can we just acknowledge the size of them?

Oh, my God. Do you know how hard it was to carry these in?

Accurate.

Like, they're big, they're big.

They're fuckin' calcium cannons, they are.

He's so sexy.

Like, whoa! Yummy.

I'm glad he's walked into the house.

Lexie's eye-fucking Cal!

I know it's Catia's birthday,

but Callum's here and I don't give a fuck.

I've spent so long getting played by Tom in this house,

and I'm not gonna waste any more time.

There is a sexy man in front of me, and I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

Oh, my God!

Oh, they're already making out.

Lexie, stop saying things you don't mean.

"Girl code." "Girl code." "Girl code."

"I only care about you girls."

As soon as it's Catia's birthday,

"Oh, my God, Callum," love-heart eyes.

What are you doing?

What's going on? It's my birthday.

I'm like, no-one's partying with Cati.

I do feel bad for Catia.

I really, really do.

Callum and Lexie already hooking up?

This has not taken long.

Kind of stole the spotlight off Catia's birthday.

Like, what the fuck is going on here?

Like, oh...

It's Catia's birthday,

and this bloke has absolutely rocked up

and stirred shit the fuck up.

Right now, I'm pissed off.

I need to get comfortable.

Catia's fired up,

she thinks girl code's been broken.

What else do I need to do out here

to get the attention?

I love birthdays.

I know I can be a bit of a birthday menace,

but I just want everyone to have a good time.

I wanted to get changed for new vibes, new energy.

Let's get the show on the road.

We've spent so much time in this house

dealing with the Lily drama, the Tom drama,

the Lily and Tom drama.

Now that that's over,

I feel like we can have a great family night together.

But Callum and Lexie running off, not it.

and I'll cry if I want to

So Lexi and Callum are hooking up in the corner,

and it's full killing the vibe.

This is Catia's birthday, it's not high school.

Come on, guys, get it together.

For fuck's sakes, I walk down there, new vibes,

it doesn't feel like we're partying with Cati.

Surprise, surprise. Happy birthday.

Well, at least the tits look nice.

I set the vibe for my birthday,

but when people aren't reciprocating that vibe,

why the hell would I want to celebrate my birthday

with people that aren't reciprocating that vibe?

You know what? Cati out.

I'm not having it. My energy's just low.

I can't enjoy my night.

I tried to radiate that energy.

I just know that

if it was anyone else's birthday

I'd be doing everything for them.

'Cause that's what I do.

Hey, where's Catia?

No, you stay, you stay.

Listen, I think we all thought

tonight was gonna be drama free, but...

evidently that's not the case.

No. I'm OK. Thank you.

Are you sure?

I feel terrible.

Is there anything that we can do to fix the situation?

It's Catia's big day,

and she expects everyone to be around from the family

to make her day special.

And when she sees Lexie not being around the party,

she's not happy.

I'm trying my best to work this out for her.

Boys, it's time to show Catia how much we fuckin' love her.

Cati! Stay there!

Let's party with Cati!

Hey!

Hey, baby! My name's Catia.

I'm from fuckin' Brisbane.

No way this is happening right now.

It's Cati! It's Cati! It's Cati!

Nailed it. From the hair to the skimpy dress, I loved it.

-This is birthday behaviour. -It's Cati! It's Cati!

Big yes.

My mood? Back on, we are.

Alright, let's party with Cati.

Aagghh...

Smack it again, baby!

Oi, we're back, baby.

This is the best.

Aussies know how to party.

That's it. Through and through. D'you know what I mean?

But these lot?

They're, like, the party people, d'you know what I mean?

Like, they keep going and going and going.

This is chaos. I love the chaos.

Oh, my God, get a room.

Cati, this is your birthday, bitch!

Whoo!

Mmm! I love them!

Alright, let's go.

I don't think I welcomed Callum into the house this evening.

So, what are you saying? Tell me.

I was just absorbed in my own emotion.

And I love new guests.

I love inviting new energy.

You are crazy, bruv.

Oh, my God. I'm the Mad Hatter.

I am.

Is that fair? Fuckin' done.

What...what the fuck?

I'm starting to get really over it.

I feel disrespected.

I promise you, I will not fucking talk to her again.

I fully get it.

Con's put in all this effort for Cati's birthday,

and she's basically just barred him for Cal.

So I'd be pissed off as well.

You can tell, Con's in love with Catia.

I'm all about family, but fuck that.

You're not part of the family. See ya later.

It honestly hurt, because...

it just feels like everything I've done

has gone out the window, forgotten about.

What's wrong with you?

It's... Honestly? It's actually a fuckin' joke.

Did we kiss down there? No.

I couldn't give a fuck if you kissed or talked.

Well, then, why are you upset?

It has nothing to do with Callum.

Callum? Great guy.

-No, what... -You?

What does it have to do with me?

-Why? -I'm going to bed.

Well, you know what? You're a fuckin' bitch.

OK. Bye!

Fuck off.

Everything I've done to make your day so perfect -

I send you out with the girls, send youse to lunch,

so youse have...are distracted,

you come home to a surprise party,

the house fully decorated,

food everywhere, drinks are flowing.

And after all that, that's what I cop?

That's bullshit.

Come to bed. Come brush your teeth.

We're going to bed. See you in the morning.

I think Callum is gonna sleep in Lexie's bed tonight.

And to be honest, I couldn't give a fuck.

It's a fuckin' free pass out.

This'll be good, baby.

No, but I missed you.

Oh, my God.

Literally, I'm going to bed with Callum.

Surely this isn't a dream. Surely this is happening.

Like... Oh...

If you have sex in here, I'm gonna kick off.

Rise and shine.

Me and Callum slept in the same bed.

There was a little bit of touching.

The vibes were very flirty, and...

Yeah, he's just so fit!

So it's, like, it makes things really fucking enjoyable.

What happened last night, that was chaos, bruv!

Like, I've bounced in last night

thinking it would just be a quick in-and-out job,

drop the cake and bounce,

but honestly, it is fun

and I can tell that these lot love to party,

so I think I'm gonna have to stay for a couple of days

and soak this up while I can.

There's not long left, but I'm gonna make the most of it.

Last night was carnage.

Carnage.

It was a lot.

Good morning.

Oh, my God, you look rough as sandpaper.

No offence, babe, but fuckin' hell!

How was your birthday?

My birthday was a roller-coaster of emotions,

and I feel like that's

a pretty standard birthday behaviour thing.

But this morning,

I've woken up,

new day, new mindset.

Fresh page. Fresh start. Fresh day. I'm here for it.

Good morning. Good morning.

So, this morning, I woke up in the shag pad.

Um, yeah.

Tom's barred Lexie.

I always knew it was gonna happen again.

It was kind of perfect.

Like, I was about to go up to her

and tell her that we're just friends.

I am in a situation

which is proving hard to meet other people,

but it is hard because part of me's like,

I don't even know if I want to meet other people

or if I'm just, like, happy in the situation I've got.

Nah, I don't have the feels. I don't have the feels.

Nah, I don't.

It's good to have my best friend back.

Mm.

Alright.

Shall we address the elephant in the room?

What's the elephant in the room? You tell me.

Last night, Con was pissed off at me,

which leaves me feeling confused.

I don't know what I said or did.

Feeling like there's an awkward, off vibe.

What's wrong?

What did I do wrong?

What the fuck is that? Like...

I went to the effort to make your day special,

to make sure that everything you wanted to come true would.

Which isn't fucking easy where we are. It's hard.

So when I see that effort literally get thrown away...

it's not...it's not an amazing feeling.

I done my best

to do whatever the fuck you wanted to do yesterday,

like, try to make it your day.

Yeah.

You were in your bed crying, I made sure I was there for you.

You got angry at Lexie

taking the limelight away from your birthday,

which is fair enough.

But the second YOU could fuck off with Callum,

you done the same thing.

It's MY birthday.

Ugh. Them two are just...

They're like a bomb

that is just going off constantly.

-It's hypocritical. -How's it hypocritical?

Your points are invalid, invalid, invalid.

It's like, you either need to sleep together

or, like, stop hooking up.

It's just, like... it's almost toxic.

Even the flowers - like, you came...

The second you got them you launched them.

What do you mean,

the second I got the flowers I launched them?

My song came on.

You could've given me a Rolex and that would've been launched.

It's super confusing with Con.

Con is coming in hot,

setting up the whole house, flowers...

Feels a bit like boyfriend material, but...

he's...

he doesn't want a girlfriend.

I can't keep on doing this.

It didn't have to be blown up to that degree.

-I didn't say a word to you. -That's the issue.

You didn't say a word to me.

'Cause it's your fuckin' birthday!

This is awkward.

I was actually sitting up, "You know what?

"I don't wanna kick off on her birthday.

"It's her day. I'll shut my mouth."

That's worse sometimes.

It's called avoiding the problem

until I can talk to you about it calmly, 'cause...

I don't like avoiding problems.

When you're drunk, you can't handle your shit.

You're being a little fuckin' bitch.

OK. All good. Make your bed, lay in it.

Fuckin', I actually don't even take back my words.

You're a sook, and that's it.

I'm fuckin' sticking by that.

-Have a nice day. -And here comes the sook.

Not saying anything. Walking away.

I'm not sooking. I'm laughing at you.

-'Cause you're a fuckin' joke.

Sook walks away, as per usual.

Yep. I'm getting really over it.

Awkward!

I'm not being a fuckin' sook.

The reason I walk away is trying to avoid the conflict.

I'm not running from anything.

I'll tell you right now, no-one's running from you.

-Huh? -No-one's running from you.

You were literally running.

When I have nothing left to say to someone,

what do I sit and do?

Sit and look in your eyes?

-No. -Well, then, what?

OK, so you're done here.

Means of resolution.

What's the resolution, then?

OK, you say your point, I say my point.

If we can't see eye to eye, means of resolution.

And I'm willing to pipe it down

and understand your perspective and your emotions.

And I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that I threw the flowers,

and me saying that you're a bitch and you're not a man.

In the height of my emotions, I just wanted a response

and I wasn't getting a response,

so I'm gonna stoop below the belt with some of my calls

to get...to try to get a response.

Alright, please, no more of this shit.

If anyone has a problem and wants to talk to me,

come talk to me, one on one.

and if there's an issue, we'll sort it out.

Get up. Give me a hug. There's no drama.

We'll just leave it. But no more, please.

You right?

-Hello!

Oh, my goodness!

You look gorg.

Oh, my God! It's the worst it's ever been!

This house is absolutely disgusting.

How does it get this bad?

You'd swear an atomic bomb has gone off in here.

It is worse than when I was in Geordie Shore,

and that is saying something.

There's work today.

Callum! Get ready.

Today it is the aquarium.

And I'm not gonna pick -

I want some volunteers.

Oh! That was really easy.

The rest of youse are gonna stay home and clean, yeah?

Don't know really what an aquarium is,

but I'm grateful to be doing that

and not cleaning up the house

'cause the house is in an absolute way.

-You enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. -Yes!

-See you later. -Good luck.

-See ya! -See ya, Mummy!

Bye!

What animals would you guys like to see at the aquarium today?

-Shark! -Penguin.

These guys think they're volunteering

for a fun day at the aquarium.

I wanna see a starfish.

I'm thinking maybe I'm feeding some, like, little fishies.

Maybe some goldfish.

-We're here! -Yes! Let's go!

Behind the scenes at the aquarium is cool,

but not for this lot.

These guys are gonna be grafting.

This is where we make all the products for all the fish

every single day.

-Nah, brother. -Pretty nice, isn't it?

It looks like

three-day-festival-old minge with bacteria -

so, like, very fishy.

Even breathing this, this can't be healthy for me.

I reckon this is workplace health and safety.

It's fuckin' putile.

What I need you to do is grab some lettuce from there.

We're just gonna be dealing with lettuce for the turtles today.

I don't know what fish they have in that aquarium,

but I ain't never seen a fish eat lettuce.

Look how many he's given us!

Get to work, brother.

Nah...

-Yeah, it works. -Nah, I'm on it. I'm on it.

-It works. -I'm on it.

A little bit of flirting on the job

with Callum and Lexie, but I'm not letting Callum off.

He's got a pretty face, but pretty faces can work.

This one's working, so his one can as well.

-Come on, mate.

-It's... -Oh, yuck! My...

Oh, it's slimy!

Con and Jaeda don't have a clue

what they're putting their hands into.

They are dealing with turtle poo.

Can this get any better?

-It's...

Oh, yuck.

Literal turtle shit. Turtle shit!

What the fuck?

Bro, my hand was in that!

This is actually disgusting.

Eugh!

Cleaning the house is better than this right now.

-Are you ready? -Oh, fuck.

I'm just gonna throw out all this bread.

I'm feeling a bit anxious and emotional

after that chat with Con.

Yeah, just everything we see, just chuck out.

-Hummus...

I don't go to work.

I mean, cleaning is really good for the mind,

but cleaning this mess is next-level.

I shouldn't be cleaning up my mess on my birthday.

No. It's my birth week!

-This is fucked. I... -Oh, my God.

There's a fly in it!

Oh, my God!

Chuck it.

That can go.

Yuck! There's fuckin' shit in my toes!

-Eugh!

Fuckin' look at all the shit on the walls.

More than a stitch-up. That is...

Me and Charlotte, we're gonna have some words.

For a long...good time.

Do these hands look like they're made for turtle shit?

Do these nails look like they're made for turtle shit?!

Job done. These nails need some beauty care.

-Let's go. -We're out, we're out.

-Dark, bro. -I need a shower!

I'll be honest, I'm actually ready for a nap.

Oh, my God! One of Nardos's nails is here.

A little piece of Nardos is still with us.

Throw it out the window.

Nah, that's bad luck, babe. Kick that out.

Get that shit out.

Get it out the car before we crash.

Plan of attack for tonight, ladies?

So, last night was messy.

We need to show Callum

what Cairns is all about, what we're all about,

and show him that we are way better than whatever that was.

He's not ready.

Tonight, I'm here for the vibe, the good time.

I am ready for a night out, a bit of fun.

This is my first night with Callum out, and I am pumped.

It's just like, the vibe's there.

The vibe is there.

Bro, I might just rock the jeans.

He's very cheeky.

Like, you know when you get, like, those...?

-Fanny flutters? -Fanny flutters?

Yeah. I didn't wanna say the word.

It's that feeling.

I wanted some fresh meat.

Callum's a steak.

Cheers to a good night.

Yes-ah!

Lock it in.

I think Callum is probably gonna shake shit up with the girls.

Let's just see if he can back it up.

Yeah!

Speak of the devil.

-Speak of the devil! -Hey!

Last night was messy.

And it's amazing to have Callum here

and we can't wait to show him

this energy that Cairns has, and what we do.

This is gonna get sloppy real quick, boysies.

Real quick, bruv.

Let's get it.

OK. So, ladies...

-Dilemm. -What?

It's about Con.

I know.

I've been thinking for a while

what I need to say to Con,

and tonight, it needs to happen.

The thing is, when there's pressure, things...

..like, sex is shit.

Like, the sex won't even be good, if I'm gonna...

-Like, I'm... -Yeah.

It needs to come naturally.

Catia's feeling way too much pressure

from everyone in the house

for her and Con to get together.

So she's like, "Right. Sorry. Cutting it out.

"We're not doing it, at all."

Which is, like, really mature of her.

Win-win situation for me, innit? D'you know what I mean?

Because I've got Lexie

sitting in my back burner waiting for me,

and I know tonight there could be more birds on the table.

What do you say, eh? Straight onto it?

It's so good to get out of the house

and party like a family again.

We need this night more than anything,

especially after the drama we've all dealt with

in the last couple of days.

Tonight's intention is to clear the air with Con

and tell him exactly where my head's at.

You know, it's just the nature of our relationship.

And our friendship comes first at the end of the day.

I 100% agree.

If me and Catia are gonna do something,

it's on our own terms.

It's not 'cause everyone else wants to see it.

- Thank you. - And...

I know.

Callum is bloomin' chatting girls up

left, right and centre.

C-A-L-L-U-M.

Col... Oh. Collin? Cullen?

But he's making sure that he's doing it

not in front of Lexie's eyes, which is a smart decision.

The best time in Cairns has just pulled up.

-Oh, my God. -Oh, my...

Callum on the F-boy radar is drrrrrr...

..ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Pfff!

The radar's now broken.

Turn, turn, turn, turn.

Aah!

I'm not designed to be with one bird.

Don't get me wrong, I like Lexie, I like apples.

But there's more than Pink Ladies out there,

d'you know what I mean?

There's fuckin' Fijis, d'you know what I mean?

What's them green ones? Granny Smiths.

Cal has helped me out without even knowing it.

And now I'm going to have fun

and enjoy everything for what it is.

And I'm like, perfect.

I think Lexie doesn't actually realise

that Callum's just playing a game,

but I hope Lexie does get laid tonight.

She's been through an emotional roller-coaster with everything,

to say the least.

Lexie definitely needs to be careful.

But you know what?

If she wants to fall for it,

fall for it, girl.

Callum, wait for them to go out before...

Let's just sit next to each other 24/7.

-Yes, cunt. -Oi.

Home time!

You go to bed with her.

Some call him Callum. Some call him future husband.

Others call him little slut.

Manaaki is...

..trying to stir the pot.

But I'm just like, you guys can keep trying.

It's cute.

I'm not this clinger that's gonna get hurt.

But right now, I still fancy the fuck out of him.

So, fuck it. 'Cause I'm horny.

So he's gonna be in my bed no matter what.

OK. Oh!

-Oh, my God! -Whoa-ehh!

We're sailing straight into a fucking storm.

-Oh, no. -Aagh!

Oh, my God!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

That's alright. I'm cool.

Yeah.

You've been talking... You had...

Wait, wait. Whoa!

Don't put your hands on me. Don't put your hands on me.

I'm not putting my fuckin' hands on you, bro.

-You just pushed me back. -Trust me...

If I wanna put my hands on you, trust me, you'll know about it.

The love triangle has moved

to Callum, Manaaki and Con.