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Wealth, fame, power ...

One man attained everything in this world.

The Pirate King, Gold Roger.

The words he uttered just before his death drove people to the seas.

« My treasure ? If you want it, you can have it. »

« Find it ! I left it somewhere in this world. »

And so men head for the Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams.

The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era !

Terrible news, everyone !

Pirates are attacking !

Pirates ! Pirates !

Pirates are attacking !

Run for your lives !

Pirates ! Everyone, run away !

Captain Usopp Liar of Justice ?

It'd be reckless to go straight into the Grand Line now.

Yeah, some meat would be nice to have first.

Eating nothing but fruits everyday is no good ...

Need some booze, too.

What're you talking about ?!

That's not what I mean !

The Grand Line is the most dangerous place in the world !

On top of that, it's crawling with strong pirates after the One Piece.

And they're all on powerful ships.

We need more people, too.

The number of crew members, the lack of equipment on this ship ...

There's no way we could survive like this.

Yeah, we need a cook. And a musician.

A musician ?!

You're so stupid ...

A little to the south of here is an island with people living on it.

It'd be best if we can get ahold of a real ship there ...

Alright ! Time to eat some meat !

Don't forget the booze !

You guys !

Pirates are here ! Pirates !

Everyone run away !

Pirates are here !

Pirates !

Terrible news !

Pi ... rates ...

The pirates ...

... are just a lie !

Oww ...

You exaggeration-spewing kid ! I'm gonna get you today for sure !

Stay right where you are !

I'll show you a thing or two !

Here they come ! Here they come !

Get back here, you damn kid !

Just try and catch me !

Come and get me !

Dammit ! He got away again !

He's one hell of a troublemaker !

He's in trouble if I find him !

Where the hell'd he go ?!

Another job well done today !

I sent the wind of excitement into this boring village.

There he is !

Oh, it's you guys !

Good morning, Captain Usopp !

The Usopp Pirates have arrived !

Pepper ! Carrot !

Is it just you two ? Where's Onion ?

Terrible news ! Terrible news !

Oww !

Terrible news !

Onion ...

What's he freaking out about ?

Terrible news ! Terrible news !

Terrible news ! Pirates are here !

There's a boat with a skull mark at the north shore !

Yeah, lie !

It's the truth !

T-The truth ?

It's true ! This is bad !

Oops ! It's time for my snack !

Don't run away !

Actually, I have "I'll-die-if- I-don't-eat-my-snacks-iosis" !

Liar !

Don't you want to be a real pirate, Captain ?!

What good is a pirate who's afraid of pirates ?!

If I recall correctly, it was Buggy the Clown's mark !

B-B-Buggy the Clown ?!

I think I'll just ...

But it was two small boats !

And three people or so ...

Alright ! Usopp Pirates ! Let's protect this village's peace !

Alright, let's go ! Follow me !

R-Right !

Finally on dry land again ...

There's a village past here ?!

Yeah. It looks like it's a small one, though ...

Oh ! In that case, meat, meat, meat !

There's a place to eat in this village ?!

Forget about meat for a minute, please.

Be careful.

I sense people.

Where ?! Where ?! Where ?!

Look out !

So cool !

Is this the time to be impressed ?!

I am Usopp, leader of the great pirates who reign over this village !

People praise me-- and then praise me more--

as "Captain Usopp" !

Huh ?

If you're thinking of attacking this village, then forget it !

My 80 million subordinates won't sit by quietly !

Awesome !

You're lying, aren't you ?

Yikes ! She saw through it !

See, you admitted it.

I admitted it to her !

What ?! He was lying ?!

Curse you, crafty tactician !

80 million may have been an exaggeration, but I do have great men under my command !

Like maybe three people ?

She saw through it !

R-Run !

H-Hey, you guys ! Don't run away !

I've never heard of pirates using slingshots before.

You're neat !

Hey, you ! Don't insult me !

I'm a very proud man !

Because of my great pride, people call me ...

"Proud Usopp" !

You saw it yourself just now !

My slingshot skills are far greater than your average pistol !

Now that you've drawn your pistol, you put your life on the line.

Huh ?!

I'm saying those aren't for threatening people.

R-Real pirates definitely have way more punch behind their words ...

Awesome ...

We stole those lines !

Eh ?

From Shanks, a pirate I respect !

S-Shanks ?!

You know Red-Haired Shanks ? That great pirate ?!

Yeah.

Your dad's Yasopp, right ?

Eh ?

Yeah, Yasopp is my old man ...

But how do you know that ?

Good, huh ?!

I met him when I was a kid.

So my old man's on Shanks' ship ?

Yep ! You guys look the same,

so when I first saw you, I wondered ...

Really ?!

My old man's on such an awesome ship ?!

I dunno about now, but I bet he's still with him.

After all, your dad was a good sharpshooter !

Awesome !

That's nothing. I could even shoot an ant right between the eyes.

Y'know, Luffy,

I got a kid named Usopp, just about your age !

You've already told me lots of times ! I'm sick of it !

What ?!

Well, I'm gonna keep on tellin' you more about him !

It was sad to say goodbye, but there was no other choice !

There was but one reason : the pirate flag was calling me !

Stuck ! Stuck !

Usopp. I heard enough about you to make my ears sore.

Yasopp was a great pirate !

Yeah, huh ?!

I'm proud of my old man, who leapt onto these possibly endless seas ...

... to live with his life on the line.

Then that makes this easier !

Do you have any friends in this village who know how to sail ...

and anyone who can supply a big ship ?

As you can see, it's just a tiny village ...

Sorry, but we can't live up to your hopes.

On the top of the hill ...

There was a huge mansion.

Say ! Do you know them, Usopp ?!

Think you could ask them to help pay for one ?

You can't go there !

I-I just remembered something I hafta do !

I have lots of influence here. Eat and drink as much as you want !

Alright ! Later !

Why was he in such a rush ?

You wish to see Usopp ?

Not this again ...

May I ? I want to talk to him.

That will not do.

That man is the village's biggest exaggerator !

For someone in your weakened state,

Usopp's exaggerations would be too much to handle !

But ...

Your late parents firmly instructed me ...

... to protect you to the fullest of my abilities, Miss Kaya.

Now then, I'll leave your medicine here.

Please be sure to take it.

Cheapskate.

"Cheapskate" will do just fine.

What's bad is bad.

Pardon the intrusion ...

Usopp !

Heya ! You seem as down as ever !

I'm sorry !

I'd really like to invite you in as a real guest ...

... but Klahadore refuses to allow it ...

He's not a bad person, though.

Don't sweat it !

After all, I am a brave warrior of the sea !

I'd only feel cramped inside a house !

So what adventure are you going to tell me today ?

Hmm, let's see ...

Alright ! The story of when I fought the giant goldfish at the South Pole ...

... when I was five !

Goldfish ?

Yeah ! What first shocked me ...

... was the immense size of its poop !

It was so big that I landed on it,

thinking it was solid ground !

Is this really the place ?!

Yeah, the pirates dragged him inside !

We gotta save him !

But they're real pirates !

They might've grilled and eaten him !

You idiot ! It's old hags who eat people !

Alright ! Get ready, you guys !

This will be the most epic battle since the Usopp Pirates' formation !

Yeah !

The Usopp Pirates have arrived !

What're they ?

The captain is gone !

You don't think he ...

H-Hey, pirates !

What'd you do with our Captain Usopp ?!

What'd you do with him ?! What'd you do with him ?!

That meat was yummy !

Meat ?!

Don't tell me the captain ...

W-What ?! What did you do ?!

If you're lookin' for your captain ...

... we ate him.

Old hag !

What're you looking at me for ?!

You just had to say something stupid !

Whew, it was just a joke ?

Huge !

If our captain ran off at this hour, he'd be here.

Oh ? What's he come here for ?

To lie !

That's a bad thing !

He's not bad ! He's great ! Right ?!

Yeah ! He's great !

How does that work ?

Kaya, the girl who lives here, is weak, and she's had depression ...

ever since her parents died from an illness a year ago.

Even though she has lots of money, she's so sad.

So our captain tells his special made-up stories to make her laugh !

'Cause our captain's the best at telling lies !

Never heard of a pirate with a face like that, have you ?

Oh, so he's great !

Yeah !

I like the captain's meddling side !

I like his bossy side !

I like his exaggerating side !

So that's helped her feel a little better ?

Yeah, a lot better.

Great ! Let's ask her for a ship after all !

It's thanks to Usopp that she's gotten better.

Just getting in is impossible !

There are way strong guards at the gate !

Huh ? Where'd Luffy go ?

I'll go ask !

Wait, you're not gonna ?!

Gum-Gum ...

H-His arms stretched !

He's a monster !

Pardon ... the intrusion !

Wait, Luffy ! Pardon ... the intrusion !

Pardon ... the intrusion !

... and so we escaped into the sky atop a gigantic slingshot ball !

Huh ? That ...

Yahoo !

A-Are you all right ?!

Yeah ! It's okay, it's okay !

They're new recruits who heard about me and came to join the Usopp Pirates !

No, not me !

I'm here to ask a favor !

A favor ? Of me ?

Yeah !

We want a big ship ... You, there !

What are you doing here ?!

Klahadore ...

I do not appreciate.

A-Actually, Klahadore, these people are ...

That can wait for now.

I can hear all about your reasons later.

Now leave, all of you !

Or do you have something to say ?

Well, actually, we want a ship !

No !

Usopp !

Crap !

I've heard all about you.

You're well-known in the village.

Yeah ?

I hear you've been on many an adventure.

Quite impressive for someone so young.

You can call me Captain Usopp, too !

Since you admire me so much !

Captain, huh ?

I've heard all about your father, as well.

What ?!

Klahadore ! Stop !

You're nothing but the son of a filthy pirate !

Nothing you do will surprise me,

but I ask that you stay away from the lady of this house !

F-Filthy ?!

She and you are from completely different worlds !

Is it money you're after ? How much do you want ?

That's enough, Klahadore ! Apologize to Usopp !

Hey, now ! Be careful, Kaya !

What reason is there to apologize to this savage man, my lady ?

I am merely stating the truth.

I feel for you.

You must truly hate your great idiot of a father for abandoning ...

his family and village because of his lust for treasure !

Klahadore !

Don't you dare insult my father any more !

Usopp !

What are you getting unnecessarily riled up for ?

Why not simply tell another of your special lies ?

About how your father is really a traveling salesman,

or how you're not really related by blood ...

Shut up !

Captain ! Captain !

S-See ! You immediately resort to violence !

Like father, like son !

Shut up !

I'm proud that my father is a pirate !

I'm proud that he's a brave warrior of the sea !

You're right, I am an exaggerator.

But I'll never lie about my pride to be related by blood to a pirate !

I'm the son of a pirate !

Captain ...

A pirate, a brave warrior of the sea ?

That's quite a twisted way of putting things ...

But you're the undeniable proof of his savage blood !

You run around spouting lies, and act violent whenever you're angry.

And to top it off, you cozy up to the lady

so you can get her fortune !

What ?! I only ..!

The fact that your father is a pirate ...

... is more than enough proof that you'd hatch such a scheme !

Damn it, you still won't let up ?!

Stop, Usopp !

Please, no more violence !

Klahadore isn't a bad person !

He's just ...

He's just trying too hard to do what's best for me.

Leave this place !

Never come near this mansion again !

Yeah, I get it.

I don't need you to tell me !

I'll never come back here again !

Usopp ...

You stupid butt-ler jerk !

Our captain's not that kind of guy !

Yeah ! You stupid-head !

Stupid-head !

Stupid-head !

Why're you saying it, too ?!

What's your problem ?! You stupid butler !

Hey, now ! Stop ! What's your problem ?! You stupid butler !

Come fight me, if you can !

You will leave at once, too !

Your meal, my lady.

No thanks. I don't want it.

The cook would be sad to hear you say that.

He works his hardest to come up with meals that suit your needs.

Why did you talk like that ?

I know I was wrong to talk with Usopp without telling you.

But you didn't need to kick him out like that.

May I sit ?

Go ahead.

It's been nearly three years ...

... since the day I came to this mansion.

I'll never forget what happened that day.

I was kicked off the ship I worked on

because of a blunder I made.

With no work or money, I was on the verge of dying like a beggar.

Hey, you ! Get out of here !

Get up ! This is no place for the likes of you !

Huh ?! Sir ?! But ...

Understood ! Take him inside and tend to him !

In my eyes, I owe my life to your late parents ...

... and therefore, to you, their daughter.

I realize that it isn't my place to interfere with your friendships.

But that Usopp lad isn't exactly known for his upstanding character !

If ... if anything should happen to you,

I would never be able to ask for forgiveness from your kind parents !

Do you think ill of me for what I did earlier ?

No, not at all !

I'm glad to have you, too, Klahadore !

But please don't misunderstand.

Usopp is a very nice person.

However, whether he's nice or not is irrelevant !

Klahadore ! Urgh ! You blockhead !

Yes, "blockhead" will do just fine.

Hey, where'd Luffy go ?

Who knows ? Probably ran after that "captain."

Our captain would be at his spot !

Yeah, the shore !

He always goes there when something happens !

Wanna check it out ?

Huh ? Nah, that's okay.

But never mind that, isn't one of you missing ?

Yeah, Onion ! Yeah, Onion !

He always just ups and disappears.

Yeah ! And then he shows up all freaked out.

Bad news !

See ?

A backwards guy !

A weird guy is backwards-walking this way !

Liar ! Liar !

It's the truth !

Just look !

Hey ! Who's calling me a weird guy ?!

I am not weird.

Seem pretty weird to me.

Don't be stupid !

I'm just an ordinary, passing-by hypnotist.

H-Hypnotist ?! Awesome !

Show us something !

Yeah ! Do something !

What ?!

Don't be dumb !

Why should I have to reveal my techniques

to a bunch of strangers ?!

Alright. Watch this ring closely.

You're gonna do it ?!

You'll feel sleepy at the count of "one, two, Jango."

Alright, here we go !

One, two,

Jango !

Geez, what's with this guy ?!

Yo !

Here you are !

Oh, it's just you ! At least say something, will ya ?!

So, what, do you want something ?!

Not really.

Oww ...

That damn butler ...

insulting my old man like that !

Yeah, I hate that guy too.

No matter what anyone says, Yasopp was a great pirate !

Yeah, huh ?!

In this day and age where pirates are everywhere,

I'm proud of my old man for living with his life on the line at sea !

Yet, that bastard stomped all over my pride.

He'll pay for this !

But you're not gonna go see the girl anymore ?

Y-Yeah, I dunno ...

If that butler comes and apologizes to me, I might consider it.

That butler ?

Yeah, that butler ...

What's that butler doing out here ?!

Oww ! That hurts !

Hey, Jango.

I told you to avoid doing anything to make you stand out.

Yet you sleep in the middle of the village ...

Don't be stupid.

I don't stand out one bit. I'm not weird, either.

There's someone else with him. A weird guy ...

Never seen him before. Who is he ?

So, preparations for the plan are ready, I hope ?

Of course.

We can start anytime ...

The Rich Girl Assassination Plan !

A-Assassination ?!

Don't call it assassination. That has a bad ring to it, Jango.

Oh, right. Accident. It's an accident.

Hey, what're they talking about ?

D-Don't look at me ! That's what I'd like to know !

We can't simply kill her.

Miss Kaya must perish in an unfortunate accident.

Don't mess that up !

So basically, on your signal,

the men and I storm the village and kill the girl.

And then you'll get her inheritance ...

You fool ! You don't understand a thing !

How would I, an outsider, inherit Kaya's estate ?!

You'll work hard to ?

Working hard won't be required.

Listen. This is the most important thing.

Before you kill her, you'll use hypnosis to make Kaya write her will.

« I leave my entire fortune to my butler, Klahadore. »

Only then will I inherit her enormous fortune ...

In a completely ordinary manner ...

I've spent three long years gaining the trust of everyone around me

so that it would be unsurprising for her to leave her inheritance to me.

Three years as a butler for that, huh ?

But you sure scared us back then ...

Captain Kuro.

Three years ago, you suddenly said you were giving up life as a pirate.

In no time flat, you set up a subordinate to be your double,

then let the world see Captain Kuro get executed.

So that was the very beginning of this plan.

You truly are Kuro, man of a thousand plans.

Don't call me that.

I abandoned that name three years ago.

I now want to obtain sums of money without the government on my back.

In other words, I'm a pacifist.

Some pacifist you are.

Killing off an entire rich family for this "peace" of yours.

Hold on, now. The father's death was real.

I hadn't planned on that.

Well, whatever. It doesn't matter.

Anyways, hurry and give the signal.

We've been sitting in the waters near here for a whole week now.

The men are starting to grow impatient.

This is bad !

We heard something really bad !

Hey, what's going on ? This sounds kind of bad.

Weren't you listening this whole time ?!

This is seriously bad ! They're the real deal !

Captain Kuro is said to be

the smartest and most brutal pirate of all !

Word had it the navy caught and executed him three years ago ...

... but Captain Kuro is alive !

As Klahadore, the butler !

He's been after Kaya's fortune for these past three years straight !

They're gonna attack the village !

Kaya's in danger, too !

Bad ! This is seriously bad !

Hey ! Don't stand up ! They'll see you !

Hey, you guys ! Don't attack that girl !

Who're you ?!

You idiot ! They spotted you !

Hurry and hide before they kill you !

Oh ... If it isn't Usopp.

They spotted me, too !

Did you ... hear anything ?

N-No ! Whatever do you mean ?!

We just got here now, so of course we didn't hear anything !

We heard everything !

Hey, you !

Oh, all right.

Hey, you guys !

Watch this ring closely !

What ?

T-This is bad ! Dodge it ! It's a throwing weapon !

At the count of "one, two, Jango" you will get sleepy.

Ready ?

One, two ... Hide ! He's gonna kill us !

... Jango !

Hey ! Wake up, Jango !

Have you still not fixed that habit yet ?!

H-Hey ! What're you doing ?! You're gonna fall !

Head-first ...

I didn't mean to kill him,

but he couldn't have survived from that height ...

Damn it !

He killed him !

That bastard ! Damn it !

What about the other one ? Shall I take care of him ?

No need.

No matter what he does, it won't matter.

Tomorrow morning, Jango. Attack the village at daybreak.

Tear up the villagers' homes a good amount,

and make certain Miss Kaya's murder looks like an accident !

Tomorrow ...

You heard me, Usopp.

There's nothing you can do to stop my plan.

Damn it !

You sure about him ?

Of course. My plans are flawless.

This is bad, this is bad !

Everyone in this village I grew up in is going to die !

Kaya's going to be killed !

Even though I love them all !

Who are you ?!

I'm Usopp ! A brave warrior of the sea !

I hear you've been unhappy lately !

I'll cheer you up with a story !

Mind your own business !

Please leave ! I'll call for someone !

And then ? What happened after that ?

I fought, of course ! Bravely, at that !

First, for the giant cat, I used a cattail plant ...

Damn it !

Our captain's been gone a long time ...

Luffy, too.

It was a big shock for him ...

He always watches the sea from the shore when he's feeling down.

Captain ! Captain !

Huh ? Wasn't Luffy with him ?

Captain ! Captain !

Where's Luffy ? Wasn't he at the shore with ...

Is he still mad about his dad being insulted ?

Who knows ?

No, that look was different !

Yeah, something must've happened !

Why do you suppose he looked so desperate ?!

Hey, how do we get to this shore of yours ?

Doesn't this smell like an incident ?!

Yeah, something must've happened at the shore !

I think this calls for the Usopp Pirates !

Alright, already ! How do we get there ?!

T-Terrible ... news ...

Terrible news, everyone !

Pirates are going to attack !

Tomorrow morning, pirates are going to attack this village !

Everyone, run away ! Everyone ...

What are you all doing ?! Everyone !

Alright, Usopp ! Enough is enough !

You're gonna pay once and for all !

N-No, it's not like that !

It's the truth this time !

Shut up ! All you ever do is spout huge lies !

If you were as honest as, Klahadore, then we'd believe you.

No matter what he does, it won't matter.

Tomorrow morning, Jango. Attack the village at daybreak !

Damn it !

So he ignored me because nobody'd believe me anyway ?!

Are these to your liking ?

They're the ones you custom-ordered from the eyewear shop ...

... in the next town over.

Yes, they're perfect !

I'm sorry for asking you to go all the way there.

It's a present, isn't it ?

Yes. Tomorrow is actually exactly three years since the day

Klahadore came to this mansion.

He's always taken good care of me, so ...

Klahadore-san will be delighted !

Yes.

Please, hear me out, everyone !

Pirates really are going to attack tomorrow morning !

If we believed every story you ever told,

we'd have fled the village hundreds of times by now.

Please, believe me ! We gotta get out of here !

They really are going to kill everyone !

I swear it's the truth this time !

And we're gonna get you this time !

Dammit !

Get him ! Don't let him escape !

It's pretty fragile here ...

Nami. Don't fall now.

Yeah.

L-Look ! There !

What the ...?!

There he is !

It's the straw hat guy !

And his butt.

Luffy ! How did this happen ?!

He fell !

He's a goner !

So that's why our captain ...

Quiet !

This guy ...

Morning !

Usopp !

Thank goodness !

I thought you might never come back ...

You gotta run, Kaya ! They're gonna kill you !

Eh ? What ?

You've been tricked ! That butler is really a pirate !

Hold on. What kind of joke is this ?

It's no joke ! I heard it with my own ears !

Klahadore is a pirate who weaseled his way into your mansion

so he could get your fortune !

He's been pretending to be butler for three years

so he could get your fortune !

What are you talking about, Usopp ?

He said his crew's gonna storm in and kill you at dawn tomorrow !

He's a really bad guy ! You gotta escape, quick !

I admit, he did say too much earlier.

But lying like this ...

It's not like you, Usopp !

Eh ?! They're going to kill Kaya ?!

Are they really going to attack the village ?!

Yeah, that's what they said. No question about it.

So what were you sleeping down here for ?

That's the thing !

I thought I was up on the cliff ...

So how'd I get down here ?

I knew it ! Klahadore's a bad guy ! So how'd I get down here ?

It's no wonder he seemed so creepy !

So that's why our captain ran to the village with that intense look !

That's great, then !

Now they'll know, and can run away beforehand !

Talk about stupid bad guys !

Yeah, that's right ! We gotta run away, too !

We gotta organize our possessions ...

... and hurry ! ... and hurry !

Oh, no !

What is it ?

We need to stock up on food before the meat shop guy runs away !

That's not the issue at hand here.

Tell me, Usopp.

What kind of story do you have today ?

Right. Hmm, let's see ...

Alright !

This story happened when I was five,

when I fought a giant goldfish living in the southern sea !

Goldfish ? You fought a goldfish ?

Yeah !

Not even a fish tank the size of this mansion could've held it !

Oh, my !

What first shocked me was ...

... the immense size and length of its poop !

It was so big that I landed on it, thinking it was solid ground !

That sounds fake !

Yeah, it does, doesn't it ?

But it's the truth !

So, first off, starting a bonfire to dry off my clothes was a bad idea.

How come ?

Well, you see ...

... the goldfish's butt caught on fire and freaked it out !

Oh, dear !

Though I guess I can't say I blame it.

It was so close to becoming a grilled goldfish !

I ... I loved them.

I loved the lies you told ...

Yet, why are you saying this ?

It's not like that ! I'm not trying to get back at Klahadore ...

Why do you say it ?

Kaya ... I'm ...

Is something the matter, Miss ?!

You gotta escape, Kaya !

Stop, Usopp !

Let go of her !

Just trust me !

You gotta get out of this village before that butler gets back !

Stop !

Come on !

This'll all make sense come tomorrow !

But you gotta escape for now !

Please, listen to me !

You're pathetic.

Get away from her !

No !

Please, catch him !

He roughed up the lady of the house !

How horrible ! How could he ?!

Why ... won't anyone believe me ?

There he is ! Get him !

Usopp ...

Please pull yourself together, Miss !

Thank you for coming, men.

It's truly been three long years.

Once this plan succeeds,

I intend to give you all plenty of the take.

At dawn tomorrow, destroy the village to your hearts' content !

Who are you ?!

I'm Usopp ! A brave warrior of the sea !

I hear you've been unhappy lately !

I'll cheer you up with a story !

Mind your own business !

Please leave ! I'll call for someone !

Now, now, don't sweat it ! I'm always meddlesome !

When I was three, my meddling even led me to save a sick whale !

Eh ? A whale ?

You bet !

It was huge, and had a really sore throat,

so I went inside its mouth, but it thought I was food !

Tomorrow morning, Jango. Attack the village at daybreak !

Captain ! Captain !

Oh, hey, guys !

Yo !

You're alive ?!

Alive ? Yeah, I just woke up !

This guy was asleep the whole time !

Anyways, Captain ! We heard everything !

Let's hurry and tell everyone about the pirates !

Tell everyone ?

You're pathetic.

Shut up ! All you ever do is spout huge lies !

If you were as honest as, Klahadore, then we'd believe you.

I'm lying like usual, obviously !

That damn butler pissed me off, so I decided to claim he's a pirate !

Oh !

So you put the straw hat guy up to it, too !

Hey ? What's wrong ?

I think less of you now.

Me too. Me too.

Even if that butler is a jerk,

I never thought you'd lie to hurt someone !

We really respected you, too.

I was all wrong about him !

Same here !

Let's go home !

Yeah ! It's suppertime !

Wonder what we're having ...

Oww !

There, all done !

Why did you tell them that ?

Because I'm a liar.

They were never going to believe me from the start.

I was too optimistic.

Even so, the truth is the truth.

Pirates really are going to come, aren't they ?

Yeah. They're definitely gonna show up.

But everyone thinks it's a lie.

They think tomorrow'll be just another normal, peaceful day ...

That's why I'm going to stop the pirates at the beach tomorrow,

and make sure this stays a lie !

That's the only logical thing for a liar like me to do !

Even if I get shot in the arm ...

Even if I'm driven off with brooms ...

This is my village ! I love this village !

I want to protect everyone !

You're one hell of a nice guy,

pushing your henchmen away and going into battle alone.

Just so you know, I have dibs on all the pirates' treasure.

Alright ! We'll help you out !

You guys ... are going to fight with me ?! Why ?

Well, there's a whole bunch of bad guys, right ?

"Scared" is written all over your face.

Me, scared ?!

I'm perfectly okay with lots of bad guys or whatever !

Because I'm Captain Usopp, brave warrior of the sea !

Dammit ! Dammit ! This isn't a show !

We're dealing with Klahadore's pirates !

Of course I'm scared ! What's wrong with that ?!

I don't want your sympathy ! You guys can leave ! Leave !

We ain't laughing. We're helping 'cause we think you're honorable.

As if we'd risk our lives because of sympathy !

Oh ... You guys ...

When I was little, a treasure map

was spread in my mind

I've always been searching for that miraculous place

before someone else could beat me to it

No one is yet able to grasp the true dream

If the world is going to change

then take me to the time when I knew nothing

so that my memories won't fade away

Huh ? Why'd Usopp cover this slope in oil ?

It's his oil strategy. A weird strategy.

But where are the pirates ?

What ?! They're at the north shore ?!

I'll go on ahead !

They're gonna take my treasure !

North, north ! Which way is north ?!

Damn you, Nami !

Next episode : « Clash with the Black Cat Pirates »

I'm gonna be King of the Pirates !

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