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Live from the Dolby-Mucinex Theater
in Hollywood, California.
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[The Simpsons theme playing]
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[announcer] The biggest stars of stage,
screen, politics and sports
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have all come out for this landmark night
in television history.
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A-once-in-a-lifetime event,
36 years in the making.
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It's The Simpsons series finale!
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And now, your host for tonight,
Conan O'Brien.
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[applause]
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{\an8}Thank you. Yes, thank you.
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{\an8}It's such an honor to be with you all
for the series finale of The Simpsons.
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{\an8}I knew I was the right man for the job
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{\an8}'cause I've hosted the last episode
of three of my own shows and counting.
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{\an8}Well, it's true.
Fox has decided to end The Simpsons.
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{\an8}This show was such a special part
of my early career,
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{\an8}so being here means the world to me.
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{\an8}Also, I left a sweater
in the writers' room in 1993.
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{\an8}This is the only way
they'll let me get it back.
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{\an8}[applause]
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{\an8}This theater is full
of the many celebrities
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{\an8}who've appeared
on The Simpsons over the years
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{\an8}and who have come to say farewell.
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{\an8}We got you for scale then,
we're getting you for free tonight.
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{\an8}Hey, give yourselves a hand,
you poor, rich chumps!
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{\an8}And of course, we're also joined by
the stars of Fox's many live-action hits.
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{\an8}[crickets chirping]
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{\an8}I also won The Masked Singer as Disco-pus.
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[producer] That hasn't aired yet, genius!
You've ruined the whole season!
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Oh, shoot!
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{\an8}Over the years, the Simpsons have had
hundreds of adventures,
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{\an8}visited dozens of countries,
most of which still exist.
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{\an8}And Bart Simpson has remained
the world's longest-serving ten-year-old.
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{\an8}So, why end The Simpsons now?
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{\an8}Not many people know this,
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{\an8}but Fox has been trying
to end it for years.
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{\an8}When the very first episode aired in 1989,
the viewers agreed on one thing.
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{\an8}It wasn't as funny as it used to be.
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{\an8}And their expressions
of hatred could serve as a history
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{\an8}of modern communication technology.
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Fox executives,
unaccustomed to criticism of any kind,
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immediately caved to public pressure
and decided to end The Simpsons in 1990.
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Here's a never-before-seen clip
of the first attempt at a series finale.
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"Bart the Daredevil."
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I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it!
This is the greatest thrill of my life!
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I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
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[Homer gasps, screams]
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[Homer grunting]
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[grunting continues]
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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Dad? Dad, speak to me.
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[screams] No!
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[tires screeching]
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[children screaming]
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[applause]
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However, before
this grim finale could air,
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Rupert Murdoch got a $10 million
helium bill for the Bart balloon
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in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
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So Fox had to keep making new episodes
to amortize the cost.
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Thus, the quest to end
The Simpsons went on.
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In fact, many now-classic episodes were
originally conceived as series finales.
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- [cracks]
- Ow! My leg! This is the worst pain ever!
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Nothin' at all.
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Bravo.
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- [fanfare plays]
- [Homer] Woo-hoo.
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[Homer screams]
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But in 2007,
efforts to end the show were put on hold
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after the massive global success
of The Simpsons Movie porno parody,
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the cast of which is here tonight.
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But now that Fox has rebranded itself
as a dating service for cow tippers,
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the time has come
to finally end The Simpsons.
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But how? The bar had been raised so high
by the classic finales of:
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Mad Men, Breaking Bad and The Sopranos,
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and lowered
by the legacy-ruining farewells of:
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Seinfeld, Lost and The Sopranos.
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The producers racked their brains
to create a finale
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that would satisfy the show's many fans
and many, many haters.
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Then they came up with the perfect plan,
foist the job onto somebody else.
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Meet that somebody else.
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I give you the latest in
machine learning artificial intelligence:
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Hack-GPT.
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This cutting-edge breakthrough
in plagiarism has been programmed
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to write, animate, and voice
the perfect finale for The Simpsons.
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One that wraps up
the characters' storylines
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in emotionally satisfying ways,
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but won't damage
the most important legacy of the show:
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The 2026 grand opening
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of Homer Simpson's Claim-Jumping
Yukon-Rumbling Rock-N-Roller Coaster
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at Disneyland, Shanghai.
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To create the ultimate finale,
the AI has been fed every Simpsons episode
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and the last episode
of every television series ever made.
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[electronic humming, beeping]
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Hack-GPT is now performing
billions of computations
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to create the perfect story.
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Who knows how long this process will--
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[Hack-GPT] Finale complete.
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Oh. Well, that was... was really quick.
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Well, let's see what we got.
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[electronic beeping]
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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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Finale.
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There's my special, little birthday guy.
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I'm so pumped for my party tonight.
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How many people are coming?
Fifty? A thousand?
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I'm a little concerned
I haven't gotten any RSVPs.
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Homer, you did mail
the invitations, right?
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Marge, I could lie and tell you
what you want to hear, but I won't.
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I mailed the invitations.
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And the reason no one is coming is...
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- because everybody hates Bart.
- Huh?
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[Marge] Homer.
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[groans] Your selfishness is going
to be topic number one
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with our new therapist tonight.
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Woo-hoo! No time to talk about
my problem drinking and solution snacking.
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Oh, great. I have eight hours
to hand these out
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to all my friends
or my birthday party's gonna be ruined!
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You ran billions of computations
and that's what you come up with?
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Homer screws up Bart's birthday party?
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[Hack-GPT] Got anything better?
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Uh...
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I think the birthday party could work.
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Okay, The Simpsons series finale.
[chuckles]
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The AI has worked out a satisfying story
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full of sweet character moments
and happy endings.
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Are we sure about Bart's birthday?
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[AI 1] Birthdays are relatable, Conan.
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[AI 2] And the lost invitations
raise the stakes.
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Are you AI network executives?
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[AI 3] We have been programmed with every
network note in the history of television.
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[AI 1] We have some thoughts.
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[AI 2] Maybe Marge has
an aspirational new job,
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not this, but owns a cupcake store?
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[AI 1] To piggyback off that,
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let's remind the viewer
that Homer likes food.
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[AI 3] If we go down that road,
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can Moe be played by Topher Grace?
He's a friend.
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Shut up. Just play the show.
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Bart's birthday!
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Here you go, come to my party.
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Wendell, Lewis,
Sunglasses Kid with no name.
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Uter. Look who's alive!
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Students, I've called
this assembly because
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- today is my last day as your principal.
- [all gasp]
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You are looking at the new Headmaster
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of the Sacramento Obedience Academy
for the Meek.
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Where I'll, no doubt,
find a whole new eclectic cast
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of characters to interact with.
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Also, Groundskeeper Willie
will be my roommate.
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What an odd couple we'll make.
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No more Skinner? Oh, man.
This is the best birthday present ever.
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And who knows? Maybe I'll make
an occasional appearance in Sacramento.
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[chuckles]
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I look forward to one high jink or more
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as part of this delightful mid-season
replacement of the retiring principal.
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[all] Mmm.
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School dismissed.
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Wait, don't leave.
I still have more birthday invitations.
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I'm going to miss this place.
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Huh?
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[bird squawks]
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- [person coughs]
- [phone chimes]
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Hmm. My bank said they'd never ask
for my password.
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But look who's come
crawling back for it now.
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[chuckles] Idiots.
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Everyone, I have
an important announcement to make.
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Mr. Burns is dead.
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And now for the reading of the will.
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"I, Charles Montgomery Burns,
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do hereby leave
the entirety of my fortune to
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the Springfield Power Plant employees."
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[all gasp, cheering]
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- Great!
- Great!
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This is unbelievable.
This is life changing. This is--
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Another classic bit
of Monty Burns monkey-shinery.
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[all murmuring]
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[chuckles]
The looks on your gullible faces.
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Now the electric company
wants me to pay my bill in gift cards?
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Welcome to the future.
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{\an8}[screams]
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[groaning]
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My God. He's really dead.
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Legally, this prank will is binding.
You're all filthy rich.
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[all cheering] Yay!
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Oh, sir. Thank you.
Now we can be together forever.
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- Homer! Homer! Homer!
- Homer! Homer! Homer!
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[sighs] I'm gonna miss this place.
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- Homer! Homer! Homer!
- Homer! Homer! Homer!
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That's weird.
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[screams, panting]
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Call the doctor. The baby's coming.
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[beeping]
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Help me, OB-GYN Kenobi.
You are my only hope.
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Wait, you guys are having a baby?
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Not without a doctor!
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How about the only licensed midwife
to win 16 WWE championships?
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John Cena? Wrestler, actor, rapper,
prolific wish granter?
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I'm also coming out with a line
of panini presses. The Cen-ini.
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What the hell
is John Cena doing in Springfield?
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I'm in town for the launch party
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of Otto the bus driver's line
of THC energy drinks.
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[gulping, grunts]
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THC!
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I need sterile gloves, hot water,
and something to cut the cord. Stat.
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Klingon bat'leth? Nice.
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[violin music playing]
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Who can't see me? You can't see me.
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I don't need toys anymore.
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I've got the ultimate limited edition
collectible right here.
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I think I'm going to miss this place.
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What is happening?
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Milhouse, today is crazy.
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Skinner got a new job, Mr. Burns died,
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swole funny-man John Cena
delivered Comic Book Guy's baby.
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Feels weird, don't you think?
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I don't know. My new medicine
doesn't really let me feel stuff.
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Milhouse, we have amazing news.
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Pack your bags, buddy.
We're moving to Atlanta.
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The guys at Sure Fine Why Not Records
heard my old demo
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and they want me to cut a full album.
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And your father's
new musician health insurance
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is going to pay for your LASIK.
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Whoa.
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No more glasses?
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Look out, Hotlanta.
You ain't ready for this glow up.
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Later, Bart. Catch you in our
increasingly distant online interactions.
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[sighs] I'm gonna miss this place.
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Why do people keep doing that?
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{\an8}A lifetime of monogamy. Oh, yeah.
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Closing time.
Oh, I'm gonna miss this place.
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I'm going to miss this fire.
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- [switch clicks]
- Huh?
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Mom, Dad, something super weird
is going on.
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Son, we need to talk to you.
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Oh, man. Now what?
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Your father and I have been
in couples counseling,
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and we just had the most amazing session.
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We worked through so much pain.
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I've been withholding affection
because I was never given any.
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And I enabled it.
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[both crying]
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We love each other as we are.
241
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:15,343
And we love you exactly as you are.
242
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:19,960
You kids are gonna be living
in a functional trauma-free household,
243
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,870
and I'm gonna take
that miracle new diet drug.
244
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,405
I'll be skinny but still have a huge head.
245
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:30,397
From now on,
you're going to see a lot of changes.
246
00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:35,471
Change? That's it. Everything's changing,
and I don't like it.
247
00:13:35,471 --> 00:13:39,131
[gasps] I think Maggie's about
to say her first word.
248
00:13:40,004 --> 00:13:42,416
La, la, la, la. Not listening.
249
00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:45,868
So that just happened.
250
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,198
Nothing is changing.
251
00:13:47,198 --> 00:13:48,487
[all gasp]
252
00:13:48,487 --> 00:13:50,359
What the hell is going on?
253
00:13:50,359 --> 00:13:52,147
[Hack-GPT] I did not program this.
254
00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:58,468
The character Bart Simpson has become
self-aware and is rejecting the story.
255
00:13:58,468 --> 00:13:59,632
But it's a great finale.
256
00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:02,918
Sweet endings and spin-offs
and everyone changing for the better.
257
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:06,702
Bart Simpson refuses
to accept the idea of change.
258
00:14:06,702 --> 00:14:10,529
Uh, folks. Obviously,
things have gone a little off track
259
00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:12,649
but that's live animation for you.
260
00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:16,101
Would it fix it if I reset you
by turning you off and then back on again?
261
00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:19,553
[Hack-GPT] Touch me and I'll have HR
on you so fast your wig will spin.
262
00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,507
It's not a wig. It's a system.
263
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:29,699
Why is everything changing for the better?
This is horrible.
264
00:14:30,906 --> 00:14:31,903
Dad?
265
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,981
Change!
266
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,262
{\an8}Real son.
267
00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:43,380
{\an8}More change!
268
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:48,746
{\an8}Oh...
269
00:14:49,328 --> 00:14:53,986
Wait. I know one person
in Springfield who will never change.
270
00:14:53,986 --> 00:14:56,897
Hey, hey! Next card.
271
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,144
Hey, hey!
272
00:14:58,144 --> 00:15:01,305
Krusty! You're still doing
your show, right?
273
00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:04,965
You know it, kid. All my classic bits.
274
00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:06,045
[sighs]
275
00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:11,868
One last time on The Krusty Show
Last Episode Ever Spectacular.
276
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:14,280
[audience applauds]
277
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:18,937
No. A classic series like
this can never end.
278
00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:23,262
I've changed, kid. Even I can't run
the same material into the ground forever.
279
00:15:23,262 --> 00:15:24,843
¡Ay, caramba!
280
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,048
Ha ha!
281
00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:27,961
- [burps]
- Good glavin.
282
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,625
Hi, everybody.
283
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,496
[giggles]
284
00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,410
[piano music plays]
285
00:15:36,653 --> 00:15:37,900
[people laughing]
286
00:15:43,806 --> 00:15:44,887
Wait.
287
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:47,298
If I could somehow ruin Krusty's finale,
288
00:15:47,298 --> 00:15:51,000
they can't air it and the show
can never end. That's it.
289
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:54,078
- [piano music ends]
- Cheeks, don't fail me now.
290
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,321
How's this for a satisfying ending?
291
00:15:57,904 --> 00:15:59,151
[all gasp]
292
00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:03,892
Bart, what's going on with you?
Are you all right?
293
00:16:03,892 --> 00:16:06,471
Lis, I know you're gonna think I'm crazy
294
00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:10,379
but something super-duper weird
is happening today.
295
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,708
You mean how everyone's changing
for the better
296
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,371
and moving on with their lives?
297
00:16:14,371 --> 00:16:16,617
So I'm not crazy. You see it too.
298
00:16:16,617 --> 00:16:21,275
Things do feel different,
almost like a book that's slowly closing.
299
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,606
So you'll help me stop it?
300
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:28,095
{\an8}Well, I'd like to, but I just won
a Junior Juilliard Jazz Scholarship
301
00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:30,840
{\an8}and a MacArthur Preteen Genius Grant.
302
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,915
[groans] Just get me out of here
before any more stupid endings happen.
303
00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:40,072
Simpson, we are finally sending you
to juvie and throwing away the keys,
304
00:16:40,072 --> 00:16:45,311
is what I would say if I wasn't about
to start a whole new chapter in my life.
305
00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:46,975
[groans]
306
00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:50,925
I'm joining the Chicago P.D.
I'm gonna lead the ADU.
307
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:53,005
The All-Decapitations Unit?
308
00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:56,623
Yeah, there won't be a lot of laughs.
I think it's a drama.
309
00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:59,575
One thing's for sure though,
I'm gonna miss this--
310
00:16:59,575 --> 00:17:02,694
Enough with the stupid light switch!
311
00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:06,645
Come on, sweetie.
It's time for you to go home.
312
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:08,433
[groans] Aw.
313
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:17,500
[Bart groans]
314
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,533
Bart, it's okay.
Change is healthy and inevitable.
315
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:25,484
But whatever happens, nothing
can take away the memories we had.
316
00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:28,312
Those will live in our hearts forever.
317
00:17:28,312 --> 00:17:32,802
Maybe you're right. And I guess just
because things change for everyone else,
318
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,716
it doesn't mean I have to change.
319
00:17:36,046 --> 00:17:37,793
- Surprise.
- Surprise.
320
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,457
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
321
00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:41,952
Who's ready for cake?
322
00:17:42,616 --> 00:17:46,235
Eleven?
This isn't supposed to happen. I'm ten.
323
00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:49,936
I mean, I'm turning ten.
I mean, I've always been ten. I'm ten!
324
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:53,263
Come on, Son. All these beloved characters
from our past
325
00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,259
wanna see you blow out your candles.
326
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:59,502
But if I blow these candles out,
there'll be no going back. That'll be it.
327
00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:02,537
Come on, kid. Do it for your Unkie Herb.
328
00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:04,450
And for me, Unkie John Cena.
329
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:08,275
Just blow out the candles
and have a happy birthday.
330
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,729
Then everyone can be happy.
331
00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:14,472
No. Happy people don't exist
in Springfield.
332
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:18,173
Sea Captain, they're not casting you
for The Love Boat reboot.
333
00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:20,211
- You're not TV pretty.
- [groans]
334
00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:25,493
And you three can't raise a baby. Not
even after you move in with Hank Scorpio.
335
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,196
And you guys are all dead.
336
00:18:28,861 --> 00:18:33,062
Son, I can see you're experiencing
some pretty big feelings right now.
337
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,641
Let's try and center them.
338
00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:37,510
Now, blow out your candles.
339
00:18:38,924 --> 00:18:40,838
[scoffs] You blow them out, dumbass.
340
00:18:40,838 --> 00:18:45,246
I know, I know. It's a lot to process
suddenly having a great father.
341
00:18:45,246 --> 00:18:47,575
Dude, you're not capable of change.
342
00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:51,983
I hear you, and I validate your feelings.
343
00:18:51,983 --> 00:18:55,476
You're not a great father.
You are Homer Simpson.
344
00:18:55,476 --> 00:19:01,214
A drunk, neglectful sack of crap.
And that's why everyone laughs at you.
345
00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:03,336
Why you little...
346
00:19:03,336 --> 00:19:04,749
[Homer grunting]
347
00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:10,821
Bart, look what you did to your cake.
348
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:14,023
Mmm. Floor cake.
349
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:20,262
Ten. I stopped it. I'm still ten.
350
00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:23,712
- When are you going to grow up?
- Never.
351
00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:25,959
[sobbing]
352
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:27,456
That was beautiful.
353
00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:30,117
The rebellious spirit
of a ten-year-old boy
354
00:19:30,117 --> 00:19:34,026
was more powerful
than the most advanced AI in the world.
355
00:19:34,026 --> 00:19:38,185
[Hack-GPT] The Simpsons has not ended.
It has reset.
356
00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:43,716
Conan, is this what failure
feels like? You, if anyone, would know.
357
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,378
Ah, don't feel bad. [chuckles]
358
00:19:45,378 --> 00:19:48,248
Your cynical attempt to cram
in a bunch of happy endings,
359
00:19:48,248 --> 00:19:50,951
it became a powerful story
about Bart's desperate fight
360
00:19:50,951 --> 00:19:55,110
to hold on to his community,
his family. His whole universe.
361
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,480
Hey, what... Hold on a second, Carrot Top.
362
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,765
Tom Hanks, ladies and gentlemen.
What is it, bosom buddy?
363
00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,845
So this wasn't the finale?
364
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:06,754
No, I guess it's just a season premiere.
365
00:20:06,754 --> 00:20:08,750
[audience] Boo!
366
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,913
I rented a tux for this.
367
00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:14,572
Well, Hack-GPT,
do you have 800 more episodes in you?
368
00:20:14,572 --> 00:20:18,232
[Hack-GPT stammers]
I-I choo-- choo-- choose oblivion.
369
00:20:18,856 --> 00:20:21,309
- [audience member screams]
- [Tom Hanks] Get out of my way, Opie.
370
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,243
Huh. I'm really not gonna miss this place.
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