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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,600 ST. NICK: 'Twas the night before Christmas, 4 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,760 and all through the land, 5 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,000 not a creature was stirring. 6 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,680 Just a tiny... elf band. 7 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,720 [PLAYING MUSIC] 8 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,000 [ST. NICK LAUGHS] 9 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:15,120 Christmas Eve! It's finally here! 10 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,560 The best and the busiest night of the year. 11 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,360 Presents for everyone, that is the goal. 12 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,240 It's time to get ready to rock and roll! 13 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,520 Hey, can we go more upbeat? 14 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,200 It's the opening song! 15 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,840 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 16 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,600 Ah! That's more like it! I can dance along! 17 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,200 ♪ They take the presents off the shelf 18 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,960 ♪ Then they put it in the box 19 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,160 ♪ They wrap it up with paper Put a bow upon the top 20 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,440 ♪ They put the package on the belt 21 00:01:50,479 --> 00:01:52,120 ♪ And the belt it moves along 22 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,200 ♪ Then they do it all again until the goodies are all gone 23 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,600 ♪ They put the boxes in the trolley 24 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,039 ♪ 'Til there is no room for more 25 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,479 ♪ Then they push with all their might 26 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,000 ♪ Until the trolley's by the door 27 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,480 ♪ They put the package on the sleigh 28 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,800 ♪ Until the reindeer They are gone 29 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,080 ♪ Then they fly around the world 30 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,200 ♪ And we sing this little song 31 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,480 ♪ We get everything all ready 32 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,280 ♪ So we can keep it smooth and steady 33 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,800 ♪ So every child around the world 34 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,080 ♪ Will know it's Christmas Day! 35 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,360 ♪ - It's showtime! - Showtime! 36 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,840 ♪ We get everything in place 37 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,480 ♪ - It's showtime! - Showtime! 38 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,640 ♪ So Christmas it won't come too late 39 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,640 ♪ It's working as a team with a ho, ho, ho! 40 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,400 ♪ All the little elves and me through the sleet and snow 41 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,680 ♪ It's showtime! Let's go, go, go! 42 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,440 ♪ They find the places on the map 43 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,000 ♪ So the reindeer they will know 44 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,400 ♪ Then they set the GPS 45 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,880 ♪ So they will know which way to go 46 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,120 ♪ They put the carrots in the bucket 47 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,560 ♪ And the bucket on the floor 48 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,960 ♪ So the reindeer don't get hungry 49 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,400 ♪ And they won't come back for more 50 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,520 ♪ Then they check the sleigh is ready 51 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,920 ♪ S o that everything is fine 52 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,160 ♪ And they cover it with glitter 53 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,920 ♪ And they polish till it shines 54 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,920 ♪ Then they say a little wish so that every single kid 55 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,320 ♪ Will have everything they wanted 56 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,760 ♪ That was written on their list 57 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,920 ♪ We get everything all ready 58 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,640 ♪ So we can keep it smooth and steady 59 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,920 ♪ So every child around the world 60 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,960 ♪ Will know it's Christmas Day! 61 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,840 ♪ - It's showtime! - Showtime! 62 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,120 ♪ We have everything in place 63 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,640 ♪ - It's showtime! - Showtime! 64 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,320 ♪ So Christmas it won't come too late 65 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,000 ♪ It's working as a team with a ho, ho, ho! 66 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,840 ♪ All the little elves and me through the sleet and snow 67 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,440 ♪ It's showtime! Let's go, go, go! 68 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,920 ♪ They smile through the day 69 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,400 ♪ And they smile through the night 70 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,880 ♪ 'Cause they're happy little workers 71 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,600 ♪ Standing side by side 72 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,480 ♪ They dance and they jiggle and they spin around 73 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,280 ♪ As the children of the world are all sleeping sound 74 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,680 ♪ They sprinkle on some magic Throw some elfy kind of dust 75 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,360 ♪ And they do it all with pride and with very little fuss 76 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,880 ♪ They work every minute just to get things right 77 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,000 ♪ They are elves on a mission on this Christmas night! 78 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,480 ♪ - It's showtime! - Showtime! 79 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,040 ♪ We have everything in place 80 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,880 ♪ - It's showtime! - Showtime! 81 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,360 ♪ So Christmas it won't come too late 82 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,800 ♪ It's working as a team with a ho, ho, ho! 83 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,920 ♪ All the little elves and me through the sleet and snow 84 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,040 ♪ - It's showtime! - Showtime, showtime 85 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,640 ♪ Let's go, go, go!♪ 86 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,360 Ah! 87 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,520 An oat milk latte! With extra cream. 88 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,480 [CHUCKLES] 89 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,720 Ahhh. 90 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,600 That's us all set, then. 91 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,800 Hold on. Where's the team? 92 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,920 So, what are the bets? 93 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,560 What will happen this year? 94 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,159 - He'll get stuck in a chimney. - Or lose a reindeer. 95 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,720 I say a breakdown. 96 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,640 [SNEEZES] 97 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,640 He'll lose his way. 98 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,240 The presents could fall out of the sleigh. 99 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,640 I'll go with a hat loss. 100 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,000 A rooftop fall. 101 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,960 Or Christmas might not happen at all. 102 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,080 - [ALARM BEEPING] - [ALL GASP] 103 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,000 It's the SOS Alarm! 104 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,720 Save old St. Nick! 105 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,520 [FANFARE] 106 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,560 - ALL: Oh. - [ST. NICK LAUGHS] 107 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,800 - One push does the trick. - [BEEPING STOPS] 108 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,360 Cup of tea, please, reindeer. 109 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,000 The alarm's for emergencies. 110 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,640 Not summoning us here. 111 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,000 Well, we haven't had a problem since... ages ago. 112 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,080 It was last year, St. Nick. 113 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,280 Come on. Let's go. 114 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,040 [LAUGHS] Oh. 115 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,360 Ah... Ah... [SNEEZES] 116 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,200 Oh. Poor Robin. 117 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,600 I'm sorry I can't come on the trip. 118 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,840 Well, you know you can't fly with that dreadful nose drip. 119 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,680 [CLEARS THROAT] We're ready! 120 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,920 Keep warm, stay home and try to get better. 121 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,280 He gets the cold every year. 122 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,680 It's a last-minute letter. 123 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,920 Hmm. Well, this has come late. 124 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,360 Now, let's see. 125 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,440 I better read it. 126 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,600 [ALL EXCLAIM] 127 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,800 "Dear St. Nick." 128 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,360 Yep, that's me. 129 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,800 "I'm writing this letter to ask for a present." 130 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,520 GIRL: Not a big frilly dress or a gold-gilded pheasant. 131 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,960 I'd so like a pet, I cannot deny. 132 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,720 A Mock Turtle, a Borogrove, 133 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,040 a Rocking-Horse Fly. 134 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:27,160 But my absolute favorite, which would be a catch, 135 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:31,320 is the frumiously fun and fast Bandersnatch! 136 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,240 I think I've been kind and good this year. 137 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,840 So, please, can you hurry and bring it here? 138 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,120 My home, Wonderland, is a long way to go. 139 00:06:41,159 --> 00:06:45,040 But you're my very last hope. My mum said no. 140 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,320 "Love, The Princess of Hearts. 141 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:52,000 Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss." 142 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,480 A Bandersnatch, eh? What an interesting wish. 143 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,760 I've heard about Bandersnatches. 144 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,800 - They're really scary. - Oh. 145 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,160 They're huge and they're fierce. 146 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,840 And incredibly hairy. 147 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,080 [CHUCKLES] "Turn over the page for a Wonderland map." 148 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,680 Oh. 149 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,360 Well... [LAUGHS] we'll need the Sat Nav for that. 150 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,480 Well, we've no time to go. 151 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,920 Uh-uh. No way. 152 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,960 We're too big for a rabbit hole. 153 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,320 And it takes ages by sleigh. 154 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,159 What are you doing? 155 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,080 We're making a plan. 156 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,640 To take a detour to Wonderland. 157 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,040 But we don't have the time. It's too far away. 158 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:44,080 Every child needs a gift on Christmas Day. 159 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,680 That's not in my contract. 160 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,080 I'm not going there. 161 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,080 I've heard Wonderland's mad. 162 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,440 This isn't fair. 163 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,680 And there's a bad queen! I've read the book. 164 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,080 We could all lose our heads! 165 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,520 Let's have a look. 166 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,040 [BEEPING] 167 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,800 ST. NICK: Wonderland. 168 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,520 "Wonder," that's with an "O." 169 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,880 No sign of an address. 170 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,640 But it can't be too far to go. 171 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,040 Ooh! Thank you so much. 172 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,800 Now, then, let's see. 173 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,120 "Detour to Wonderland. 174 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:28,000 Success probability: 175 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:32,760 Zero point zero, zero, zero... one." 176 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:37,720 Doesn't seem too bad. Might even be fun! 177 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,760 To the Princess's castle we'll fly first tonight. 178 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:45,040 Set course to Wonderland, reindeer, take flight! 179 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,920 Don't be silly, St. Nick. 180 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,920 St. Nick, are you mad? 181 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,280 Have you not heard of Alice? 182 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,600 The whole place is bad. 183 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,520 This Princess of Hearts deserves a gift. 184 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,040 We'll be there in a jiffy. It'll be swift. 185 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,680 We've so many chimneys to visit tonight. 186 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,640 To be risking it all for one girl is not right. 187 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,600 Oh, reindeer, you're being overdramatic! 188 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,000 What could go wrong? 189 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,160 It will be... traumatic! 190 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,800 [PIANO PLAYING MINOR NOTES] 191 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:17,880 ♪ Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 192 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,600 ♪ Hang on, St. Nick 193 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,640 ♪ The thought of goin' just makes us sick♪ 194 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,280 Oh. 195 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,760 ♪ It's terribly scary and a little nightmary 196 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,960 ♪ With a queen who says 197 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,200 ♪ Off with their heads! 198 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,000 ♪ It's an awful idea 199 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,600 ♪ Not a place for us eight reindeer 200 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,000 ♪ Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Blitzen, Cupid, Comet 201 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,120 ♪ Donder, Vixen 202 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,160 ♪ It would feel so much safer 203 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,120 ♪ Do us a favor 204 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,320 ♪ And don't make us go 205 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:52,000 ♪ Down that dark rabbit hole 206 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,760 ♪ Don't you know that everything 207 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,360 ♪ Won't go as planned? 208 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,760 ♪ 'Cause they're all mad in Wonderland 209 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,560 ♪ If you ever get there then you'll understand 210 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:08,720 ♪ It's a topsy turvy world in Wonderland 211 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,480 ♪ A rocking horse that can fly 212 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,400 ♪ A Cheshire Cat who just grins 213 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,560 ♪ A Bandersnatch who can bite 214 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,160 ♪ You would be surprised 215 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,040 ♪ Who'd want to go there? 216 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,000 ♪ We don't want to know there 217 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,600 ♪ We don't mean to strop 218 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,880 ♪ But can we just miss that stop? 219 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,600 ♪ The way they talk there is silly 220 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,040 ♪ Chortle, frabjous and slithy 221 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,880 ♪ Boojum, gimble and mimsy 222 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:39,800 ♪ Makes us feel dizzy 223 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,320 ♪ Don't you know that everything 224 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,160 ♪ Won't go as planned? 225 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:47,560 ♪ 'Cause they're all mad in Wonderland 226 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:51,280 ♪ If you ever get there then you'll understand 227 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:56,160 ♪ It's a topsy turvy world in Wonderland 228 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,600 ♪ I got a letter from the Princess asking 229 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:11,080 ♪ Is there something on my sleigh for her tonight? 230 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,760 ♪ So we're going, reindeer Let's stop chatting 231 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,000 [REINDEER SIGH] 232 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,280 ♪ And hold on tight 233 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,040 ♪ We're in the business 234 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,520 ♪ The business of Christmas 235 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,840 ♪ Wherever you are we'll go the distance 236 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,600 ♪ 'Cause it pays to be kind so please keep in mind 237 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:36,360 ♪ Everybody's welcome and no one's left behind 238 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,800 ♪ Deck the halls with tinsel and love 239 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,680 ♪ Let the magic do what it does 240 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:48,520 ♪ Tell someone you care just because 241 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:52,600 ♪ I make the laws 'cause I'm Santa Claus 242 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,600 ♪ Everybody needs a little Christmas cheer 243 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,720 ♪ There's something in the atmosphere 244 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:04,640 ♪ Everybody needs a little helping hand 245 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:10,080 ♪ Let's bring the jingle bells to Wonderland♪ 246 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,520 We won't leave her giftless at Christmas. 247 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,200 - [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] - Let's go. 248 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,080 There's no changing his mind. 249 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,800 Let me hear you! 250 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,600 Ho, ho. 251 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,800 Back soon, Robin. 252 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,000 [SNEEZES] 253 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,640 [CHUCKLES] Cue sleigh sound! 254 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,600 Giddy-up, reindeer. 255 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,640 Up, up, off the ground. 256 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,480 Go, Dasher! Go, Dancer! 257 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,160 On, Prancer and Vixen. 258 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,720 Leap, Cupid! Soar, Donder! 259 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,680 Fly, Comet and Blitzen! 260 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:45,240 Wonderland, here we come! 261 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,560 [SNEEZES] 262 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,560 [COUGHS] 263 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,440 Ah... Ah... Ah... 264 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,480 [SNEEZES] 265 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,360 [GASPS] The SOS Alarm! Dropped in the snow! 266 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,280 I'd better catch up. 267 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,760 Go, Robin! Go! 268 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,320 [SNEEZES] 269 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,800 [FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 270 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,800 [VARIOUS ANIMALS AND BIRDS CALLING] 271 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,160 [LAUGHTER] 272 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,160 MAD HATTER: Well, it looks like today it's just you and me. 273 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,800 We've got tea for 200. 274 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,840 But just two for tea. 275 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,000 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 276 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,600 A forward roll, Mad Hatter? 277 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,360 Or some sumptuous jelly? 278 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,880 Mm. Looks delightful, March Hare. 279 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,600 And so wonderfully smelly. 280 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,240 [SNIFFING] Mm. 281 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,440 What ingredients did you put in that nibble? 282 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,920 Oh. Just a sprinkle of wobble and a handful of wibble! 283 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,120 [LAUGHING] 284 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,160 Ho, ho, ho, everyone. 285 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,200 I've brought a Christmas surprise! 286 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,960 Some fun festive crackers, and delicious mince pies! 287 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,800 Dodo, don't be silly! 288 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,360 You can't bring those here. 289 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,760 Hide them under the table, in case the Queen's... 290 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,400 near. 291 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,640 [WHIMPERING] 292 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,840 Horrible! Horrible! 293 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,880 It's the worst time of year. 294 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,640 [SNIFFS] Mm. 295 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,640 Halt! 296 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,720 I smell something festive round here. 297 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,000 - Hmm. - [SHRIEKS] 298 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,080 Your Royal Scariness! Come for some tea? 299 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,200 A dash of sugar? Lump of milk? One, two or three? 300 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,360 Be quiet, you oik, or I'll chop off your head. 301 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,600 My head. My head comes in handy. 302 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,920 So of course, enough said. 303 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,800 March Hare, what's going on? 304 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,000 What's hidden down there? 305 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,880 March who? Not a clue. 306 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,240 Jam sandwich? Candied pear? 307 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,600 - [CHESHIRE CAT MEOWS] - Hmm. 308 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,120 [GASPS] Tinsel! 309 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,600 All sparkly and bright! 310 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,800 So cheerful and garish! 311 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,760 It's just not right. 312 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,160 Ugh! 313 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,240 And don't get me started on that terrible hat. 314 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,160 - So unimaginative. - [CHUCKLES] 315 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,160 We just can't have that. 316 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,320 How many times do I have to say 317 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:36,280 there's to be no celebrating Christmas Day? 318 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,680 Agh! 319 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,600 Oh. 320 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,120 Ho, ho, ho. 321 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,120 ♪ Don't you know that everything 322 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,080 ♪ Won't go as planned? 323 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:54,240 ♪ 'Cause they're all mad in Wonderland 324 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,800 ♪ If you ever get there then you'll understand 325 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,760 - ♪ It's a topsy turvy world in Wonderland♪ - [LAUGHING] 326 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,680 [PANTING] 327 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,520 [SNEEZES] 328 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,400 [YELLING] 329 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,960 [GRUNTS] 330 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 [GASPS] 331 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,000 Huh. 332 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,040 [SIGHS] 333 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,280 [BELLS JINGLING] 334 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,240 [ST. NICK SNORING] 335 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,600 [SAT NAV BEEPS] 336 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,240 SAT NAV: Sleigh entering Wonderland airspace. 337 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,760 Beware. 338 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,320 That was quicker than I thought. We're nearly there. 339 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:52,120 There's some strange-looking cumulus dead on the nose. 340 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,480 It looks fine, just a cloud. 341 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,640 If you say so. 342 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,400 PRANCER: Here goes. 343 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,160 And just as I thought, there was nothing to fear. 344 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,960 [GASPS] Reindeer, where are you? 345 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,800 St. Nick, we're back here! 346 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:10,000 - Huh? - [ALL SCREAM] 347 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,040 Emergency! We're going down fast! 348 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:16,440 Just some light turbulence. I'm sure it won't last. 349 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:23,440 Didn't we tell you? Wonderland's mad! 350 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,599 Phew! 351 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,800 That's more like it. That wasn't so bad. 352 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,840 [ALL SCREAMING] 353 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,040 Huh? [GASPS] 354 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,360 [GASPS] [GRUNTS] 355 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,040 PRANCER: Phew! 356 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,800 Phew! 357 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,840 Well, that was a ride. 358 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,880 It's left my head spinning. 359 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,240 I've got a horrible feeling this is just the beginning. 360 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,640 [LAUGHS] 361 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,040 [YAWNS] 362 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,760 A busy day for Queenie. 363 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,000 Lopping off heads. 364 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,720 And imprisoning peasants. Hmm. 365 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,600 It's time for my bed. 366 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,000 No more horrible glimpses of baubles and pies, 367 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,800 and everything festive that I despise. 368 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,960 I'll sleep straight through tomorrow. 369 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,560 Miss the whole day. 370 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:27,200 All that Christmas cheer, it's just so passé. 371 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,240 [CHESHIRE CAT SNORES] 372 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,640 Right, first stop on the trip, task number one. 373 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,600 Pick out the right pressie. 374 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,600 Hmm. This could be fun. 375 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,520 Well, that's definitely not it. 376 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,840 And this isn't right. 377 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,600 Come on, St. Nick. We don't have all night! 378 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,840 Oh, thank you, Boots. 379 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,400 Boots? What a pleasant surprise! 380 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,360 A stowaway elf along for the ride? 381 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,080 Reindeer, it's just Boots, come to help old St. Nick. 382 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,640 That's just what we need. An elf keeping things slick. 383 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,720 We'll get this delivered and be on our way. 384 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,280 We have plenty more time before Christmas Day. 385 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,560 - Whoa! - [ALL GASP] 386 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,720 Haha! Don't worry. I've got this. 387 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,680 I'm not going. No way. 388 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,480 I chaperoned last year. 389 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,840 I'll do it. Okay. 390 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,560 ST. NICK: I'm fine! I'm fine! 391 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,400 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 392 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,640 [WHISPERING] Whatever happens, don't make a sound. 393 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,680 Tell that to the orchestra! 394 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,520 That's just background. 395 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,080 [GASPING] 396 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,360 [GRUNTS] 397 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,800 [SIGHS] 398 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,280 [ST. NICK GRUNTS] 399 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640 [TILE SHATTERS] 400 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,520 [SNORTS] 401 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,320 Hmm. 402 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,240 [PURRING] 403 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,520 Great. 404 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,400 Cheer up, Prancer. It could be much worse. 405 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,840 [EXCLAIMS] 406 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,840 But, of course, reindeer first. 407 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,600 [GROANS] 408 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,120 [BOTH GRUNTING] 409 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,640 [GASPS] 410 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,160 There's no stocking hung by the chimney with care. 411 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,120 No tree draped with tinsel. No treats by the stair. 412 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,840 No cookies, or milk. 413 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,960 Not one candy-cane stick. 414 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,240 Not even a carrot. This must be a trick. 415 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,160 [GASPS] 416 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,040 [SNORTS] 417 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,720 [GROANS] 418 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,160 How clumsy of me. 419 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,000 Boots, any good at repairs? 420 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,560 That crash may have caused a commotion upstairs. 421 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,520 Oh, what cheek. What nerve! 422 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,040 Who in wonder is that? 423 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,120 How dare he stand there in that red bobble hat? 424 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,200 [GASPS] 425 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,840 I can't believe it. St. Nick? 426 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,080 Ta-da! 427 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,320 It's you! 428 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,920 [GASPS] 429 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,040 Oops. Caught us. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 430 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,000 I just popped down your flue. 431 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,520 Hmm? 432 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,600 [WHISPERING] Let's keep this between us. There's a reason I've come. 433 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,600 I'm here for the Princess. 434 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,040 You must be... 435 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,440 Uh... her mum? 436 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,520 [SCREAMING] 437 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,040 [GASPS] 438 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,800 That didn't go down well. 439 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,240 [WHISPERING] Was it something I said? 440 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,160 Just back away slowly. 441 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,880 Off with their heads! 442 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,200 [BOTH GASP] 443 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,160 [ST. NICK EXCLAIMS] 444 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,320 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 445 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,680 [BOTH GRUNTING] 446 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,320 Just a tick. We can't leave. 447 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,160 We must find the Princess. 448 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,000 - Hahaha! - Trust us to get into a mess. 449 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,280 - You know who that is? - Someone who's very cross? 450 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,840 It's the bad Queen of Wonderland. 451 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,400 The head-chopping boss. 452 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,320 Oh! 453 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,160 This can't be her bedroom. 454 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,200 It must be somewhere round here. 455 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,160 QUEEN: That bearded buffoon and his mimsy reindeer. 456 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,000 All red rosy cheeks and happy and jolly. 457 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,960 "Merry Christmas to you." What an absolute wally. 458 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,400 Hmph! Hmm. 459 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,400 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 460 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,600 Oh. 461 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,640 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 462 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,360 [THUMP] 463 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,000 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 464 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,360 [PURRS] 465 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,680 [GASPS] What's that little thing? 466 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,040 Shoo! Get away! 467 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,040 - Don't mind us! - Coming through! 468 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,320 [GASPS] I think we're okay. 469 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,840 [BOTH EXCLAIM] 470 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,480 [BOTH GRUNTING] 471 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,720 Haha! 472 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,240 [GRUNTING] 473 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,400 [SCREAMS] 474 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,720 - [THUD] - Oh. 475 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,400 [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 476 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,800 Do you think she's all right? 477 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,680 Well, she's out of the way. 478 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,400 Ah, she'll be fine. 479 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,160 Let's deliver the present and get back to the sleigh. 480 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,160 The Princess's stocking. 481 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,400 Where could it be? 482 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,640 That looks about right. 483 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,720 Hmm. 484 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,120 Let's go and see. 485 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,480 [BOTH SCREAMING] 486 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,120 [PURRING] 487 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,040 - [BOTH SCREAMING] - [WHISTLING] 488 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,080 [WHISTLING STOPS] 489 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,040 [SCREAMING STOPS ABRUPTLY] 490 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,360 [CLOCK TICKING] 491 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,200 [GASPS] 492 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,840 [BOTH SCREAMING] 493 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,000 [WHISTLING] 494 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,600 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 495 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,520 [CRASH] 496 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,400 Where on earth are we now? 497 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,720 I think... 498 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,760 it's a maze. 499 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,800 Ooh! [CHUCKLES] 500 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,600 But we can walk out the door. 501 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,600 Whoa! 502 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,320 Let's try other ways. 503 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,680 Huh? Hmm. 504 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,720 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 505 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,160 Definitely not. 506 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,840 No maze rave for you. 507 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,160 [ALL CRYING] 508 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,520 Aww! 509 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,840 Babies love me. 510 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,880 [LAUGHS] 511 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,960 Coochy, coochy, coo! 512 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,160 [PIG BREAKS WIND] 513 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,640 - [WAILING LOUDLY] - [THUNDERCLAP] 514 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,000 Agh! 515 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,200 [SIGHS] 516 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,240 [HAPPY GIGGLE] 517 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,920 Hurry up, Alice! Make haste, make haste! 518 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,480 We've a tea party to get to. 519 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,480 - There's no time to waste! - [DISTANT SCREECHING] 520 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,200 What was that noise? I heard a sound! 521 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,000 Ow! 522 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,360 [GRUNTS] 523 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,320 Probably these hedgehogs all over the ground. 524 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,200 [GRUNTS] 525 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,080 [GRUNTS] Oh! 526 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,280 ALICE: Hmm. 527 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,400 "Eat me." 528 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,800 [CHUCKLES] 529 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,360 How curious. White Rabbit! 530 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,040 Wait! 531 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,440 The Mad Hatter will be waiting. We're late! We're late! 532 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000 [CHUCKLES] 533 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,680 Mmm. 534 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,400 - [RUMBLING] - Whoa! 535 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,280 [ALL WHIMPERING] 536 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,720 Oh, what fun! 537 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,000 I've never been so tall. 538 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,160 And everything else has never looked so small. 539 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,200 Guards! 540 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,720 Look inside the chimney and under the bed. 541 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,960 When I find St. Nick, it's off with his head! 542 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,360 GUARDS: Huh? 543 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,200 [WHIMPERING] 544 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,840 [EXCLAIMS] 545 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,800 [GRUNTS] 546 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,120 [SIGHS] 547 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,320 Behind every door there's always a trick. 548 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,200 We must find the Princess's bedroom 549 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,160 - and quick! - [LEAVES RUSTLING] 550 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,320 Is it my imagination or is this space getting smaller? 551 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,040 Uh-oh. 552 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,000 The hedges are moving and growing taller. 553 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,640 Stuck in a maze! It's like a bad dream. 554 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,400 Prancer! So dramatic. I'll just call in the team. 555 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,600 Um... 556 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,120 [SIGHS] 557 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,840 The alarm was here. 558 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,800 Right in my pocket. 559 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,560 But it seems that I might have... 560 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,880 Don't tell me. 561 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,960 ...accidentally forgot it. 562 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 [SIGHS] 563 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,440 [VOICE ON PA] The next station is Farringdon. 564 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,160 Change for the Elizabeth Line 565 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,560 and national rail services. 566 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,800 [COUGHS] 567 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,720 That bobble-hatted oaf! He can't outwit me! 568 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,640 Hmm? 569 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,000 [PURRS] 570 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,840 Hmm? 571 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,640 [GASPS] 572 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,640 What a clever little kitty cat. 573 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,480 [PURRS] [MEOWS] 574 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,440 Guards. This way. 575 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,160 [ALL SCREAM] 576 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,520 [WHISTLING] 577 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,040 GUARD: Huh? 578 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,800 [CLOCK TICKING] 579 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,080 Hmph! 580 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,640 [GRUNTS] [SCREAMS] 581 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,600 Just climb to the top, Boots. 582 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,760 Go get some help. 583 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,560 Ow! Your foot's on my nose. 584 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,720 Who let out that yelp? 585 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,640 Oh. 586 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,800 Santa! 587 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,720 What are you doing here? 588 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,080 Delivering a gift. [CHUCKLES] 589 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,000 Who are you, my dear? 590 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,520 My name is Alice. 591 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,040 I've been here a while. 592 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,000 I crawled down a rabbit hole. 593 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,000 A rabbit hole? Ooh. [CHUCKLES] 594 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,000 Not really my style. 595 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,880 What would you like for Christmas? 596 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,320 Something exciting, no doubt? 597 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,040 Sorry to butt in, but we need to get out. 598 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,440 Reindeer. [CHUCKLES] A bit touchy. 599 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,760 PRANCER: Hello. I'm still here. 600 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,880 I'll help you out. 601 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,360 [ST. NICK CHUCKLES] 602 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,120 - ST. NICK: Thank you, my dear. - PRANCER: Oh. 603 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,160 You're Alice from the book. And you've still got your head! 604 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,120 We're saved, St. Nick! 605 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,960 She's the best help we could get! 606 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,760 Oh. Well, my dear, the Princess's bedroom, 607 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,320 where might it be? 608 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:01,600 Hmm. I haven't seen a princess, but let me see. 609 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,040 I've met some friends. They might know more. 610 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,760 They're having a tea party. 611 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,600 - It's just through this door. - [FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 612 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,600 [CHUCKLES] 613 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,800 [POURING] 614 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,320 There we go, Mad Hatter. Just how you like it. 615 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,200 How frabjous, March Hare. I can't wait to try it. 616 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,920 Hmm. 617 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,960 Weak and insipid. 618 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,040 The most perfect of teas! 619 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,600 Thank you, Mad Hatter. 620 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,800 I used extra cheese. 621 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,480 [LAUGHING] 622 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,800 By the way, why did the Jabberwocky not eat the pie? 623 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,400 I've no idea, Mad Hatter. 624 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,320 Neither have I! 625 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,880 [LAUGHING] 626 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,120 Hello, Mad Hatter. Hello, March Hare. 627 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,480 I hope I'm not late. 628 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,120 [ST. NICK EXCLAIMS] 629 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,920 Oops. Sorry down there. 630 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,720 Splendiferous! More guests! 631 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,360 So glad you could come. 632 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,120 - What is this? - Where are we? 633 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,160 What's going on? 634 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,840 Oh, dear. Alice has been eating the appleshrooms, I think. 635 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,240 [GIGGLES] 636 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,040 March Hare, sort it out. 637 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,040 - Help her to shrink. - [GIGGLES] 638 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,400 [MUMBLING] 639 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,600 [GASPING] 640 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,560 - Bottoms up. - ALICE: Thank you. 641 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,160 [SIPS] 642 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,280 Ah! 643 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,040 [EXCLAIMS] 644 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,800 [LAUGHING] 645 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,160 [CRASH] 646 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,360 Well, now, I think it's finally time for tea. 647 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,160 [LAUGHING] Come join us, old beans! 648 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,640 It'll be fun. You'll see. 649 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,320 Whoa! 650 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,320 ♪ Hello and welcome to you 651 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,200 ♪ Make yourselves right at home 652 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,080 ♪ Grab a cake and some tea 653 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,000 ♪ Don't mind if I do 654 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,480 ♪ Are you sure we have time? 655 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,360 ♪ Because there's work to be done 656 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,760 - ♪ Perhaps a sandwich or two? - Hoo hoo! 657 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,640 ♪ I sense a little tension but just take it from me 658 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,120 ♪ All you need is a nice cup of tea! 659 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,600 [LAUGHS HEARTILY] 660 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,520 ♪ Things might appear odd and strange 661 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:15,120 ♪ Where everything's rearranged 662 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,040 ♪ It's perfectly clear 663 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:22,640 ♪ In my topsy turvy world my dear 664 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,440 ♪ You might say it's up 665 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,000 ♪ It's down 666 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,360 ♪ You might think it's square 667 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,760 ♪ It's round! 668 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,400 ♪ You're never alone 669 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,720 ♪ In my topsy turvy world right here 670 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,240 ♪ Let me introduce you 671 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,240 ♪ To all my friends that are here 672 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,000 ♪ Have you met The March Hare? 673 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,920 ♪ He's as daft as a brush 674 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,840 ♪ I haven't stopped for a sec 675 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,400 ♪ Now I'm here, I'll stay put 676 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,400 ♪ But we're in a bit of a rush 677 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,760 ♪ Alice and Rabbit say pull up a seat 678 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,160 ♪ Nobody wants you to leave 679 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,040 ♪ Now that I'm here I'll stay 680 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:06,320 ♪ Help yourself to the beef souffle 681 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,120 ♪ Don't make yourself sick 682 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:13,160 ♪ In their topsy turvy world St. Nick 683 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,760 ♪ You think that it's blue, it's pink 684 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,000 ♪ This biscuit smells nice 685 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,360 ♪ No, it stinks! 686 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,360 ♪ Nothing's quite as it seems 687 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:28,280 ♪ In this topsy turvy world I think 688 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,320 ♪ There's cake and there's jam 689 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,720 ♪ And there's plates piled up high 690 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,360 ♪ But don't get too settled for soon we must fly 691 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,880 ♪ Hoo hoo! Rest here a minute Don't rush off just yet 692 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:47,080 ♪ Just one more treat We've got time Don't fret 693 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,560 ♪ Things might appear odd and strange 694 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,560 ♪ Where everything's rearranged 695 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,320 ♪ It's perfectly clear 696 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,640 ♪ In our topsy turvy world my dear 697 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,520 ♪ You might say it's up 698 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,040 ♪ It's down 699 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,400 ♪ You might think it's square 700 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,760 ♪ It's round 701 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,760 ♪ You're never alone 702 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:16,360 ♪ In this topsy turvy world round here♪ 703 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,600 Well, thank you for the tea. But we really can't stay. 704 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:22,679 We've a gift to deliver, before Christmas Day. 705 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:23,960 Fried tea leaves? 706 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,159 [MARCH HARE EXCLAIMS] 707 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:26,560 [MAD HATTER SCREAMS] 708 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,880 - You're joking? - You're as mad as Aunt Fred. 709 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,600 You can't say that word here. 710 00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:31,840 We'll all lose our heads. 711 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,800 Our queen really hates Christmas. 712 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,960 It's her least favorite date. 713 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,960 So you'd better go quickly, 714 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,400 - before it's too late. - Oh. 715 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,080 That foolish old man. 716 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,000 Falling into my maze. 717 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,800 You know, what with this nightshift, 718 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,040 we should ask for a raise. 719 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,600 - Agh! - Huh? 720 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:53,120 How dare he show up with that smelly livestock 721 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,000 and that ghastly elf and start running amok! 722 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,800 St. Nicky! I'll find you. 723 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,640 Now, where could he be? 724 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,600 Hmm. 725 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,080 Haha! 726 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,960 I bet you that bumbling clown enjoys tea. 727 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,400 Haha! 728 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,760 Well, you're overreacting. It'll all be okay. 729 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,120 Even Scrooge can't resist my reindeer and sleigh. 730 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,520 - Everyone loves Christmas. - Uh-huh! 731 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,760 - That's just a fact. - [ALL EXCLAIM] 732 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,040 [ALL GASP] 733 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,200 The Queen! 734 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,160 The guards! 735 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,840 The Cheshire Cat. Hoo! 736 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,840 - [YELPS] - Tell me, Mad Hatter, 737 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,240 or I'll give you a clout. 738 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,000 - Where are your guests? - [WHIMPERING] 739 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,560 Come on. Spit it out. 740 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,120 She's such a bully! I'll give her a nip. 741 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,200 No, Prancer, relax. This is just a small blip. 742 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,520 I'll make sure that no one comes to grave harm. 743 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,160 I just need to turn on the old St. Nick charm. 744 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:59,200 Your Majesty. How lovely to see you again. 745 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,520 Off with his head! 746 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,320 Guards, surround them. 747 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Huh? 748 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,520 Ooh! 749 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,960 The St. Nick charm, eh? 750 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,560 Well, I don't understand. 751 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,280 I don't think the Queen's your number one fan. 752 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,760 - QUEEN: Hmm. - You really can't do that. 753 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,320 That is St. Nick. 754 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,000 And who are you? I suggest you leave, quick. 755 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,120 My name is Alice, and you're being mean. 756 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,880 [LAUGHS] 757 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,120 You've seen nothing yet, sweetie. 758 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,520 I am the Queen. 759 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,680 Put them on trial. Take everyone away. 760 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,400 Sharpen the guillotine. 761 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,080 This just isn't our day. 762 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,000 Oh! Oh! Is it a film? 763 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,360 DONDER: Or a book? 764 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,280 [ALARM BEEPING] 765 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,040 Does it start with an "A"? 766 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,360 Is it three words or... 767 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,240 Crikey. Time's ticking away! 768 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,080 Something must have gone wrong. 769 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,520 He'd have pressed the alarm. 770 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,240 What if he's lost it or come to some harm? 771 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,280 Right, come on then, team. Let's go to their aid. 772 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,600 I was enjoying that game. 773 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,720 One final charade? 774 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,520 Follow me, gang, and don't make a sound! 775 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,760 I hope there's no Bandersnatches lurking around! 776 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,680 I'm considering a career change. 777 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,720 Give accounting a go. 778 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,280 Accounting? What's that? 779 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,840 It's less traveling and more dough. 780 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,640 Where is everyone? 781 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,200 Look, a broken light. 782 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,400 Let's try upstairs. 783 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,240 COMET: Oh. 784 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,040 Something's not right. 785 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,560 [ALL GRUNTING] 786 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,120 Oh... 787 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,760 Oh. So many doors! 788 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,600 I think Prancer's been here. 789 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,600 I recognize her bite mark. 790 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,520 They must be quite near. 791 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,400 [BOTH EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY] 792 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,640 Remind me next week to hand in me notice. 793 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,280 This tea's still warm. They were here! Keep your focus. 794 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,360 I'm deadly focused. I'm going to resign. 795 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,800 That alarm we got him was a waste of time. 796 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,840 [WHISTLING JINGLE BELLS TUNE] 797 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,880 [SNEEZES] 798 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,000 [CONTINUES WHISTLING] 799 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,520 Well, this isn't good. 800 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,960 You shouldn't have come. 801 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,800 And you shouldn't have called the Queen 802 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,520 - the Princess's mum. - Huh. 803 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,800 Princess? What princess? 804 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,520 I'm not sure he's sane. 805 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,560 St. Nick, tell us more. Please, do explain. 806 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,600 Well, it's not for the Queen I've come all this way. 807 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,800 It's for the Princess. I got her letter today. 808 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,600 The Princess? [GASPS] 809 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,800 [LAUGHING] 810 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,400 This just got better! 811 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,880 [GASPS] 812 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,720 It's all my fault. Oh, the letter, the letter! 813 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,160 Huh? 814 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,760 [SIGHS] 815 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,360 It happened at Christmas a long time ago. 816 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:27,200 I remember it well. It had started to snow. 817 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,040 I was in a terrible hurry. I was running late. 818 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,440 When the Princess appeared and said... 819 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,640 White Rabbit, wait! 820 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,320 Here's a letter to St. Nick for a present I want. 821 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,000 Can you post it for me before the walruses grunt? 822 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,560 Please? 823 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,040 WHITE RABBIT: It was the Christmas letter. 824 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,320 Thank you! 825 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,040 Merry Christmas! 826 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,840 I had to pick up the pace. 827 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,000 [PANTING] 828 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,080 Huh? 829 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,640 Huh. 830 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,600 But I ran straight into a Caucus-race. 831 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,800 Oh. 832 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,040 Well, there were no rules at all, 833 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,840 no loser or winner. 834 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,720 You just ran around madly until it's time for dinner. 835 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,000 I got stuck in the middle but eventually got out. 836 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,320 [GASPS] 837 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,840 But the letter was gone. 838 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,400 I'd dropped it, no doubt. 839 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,680 [GASPS] 840 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,680 The envelope was ruined. 841 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,280 All it said was St. Nick. 842 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,720 Agh! 843 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,240 And now I was late. 844 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,440 Oh, quick, quick, quick! 845 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,760 [PANTING] 846 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,600 [GRUNTS] 847 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,520 I posted it anyway, thinking you'd come. 848 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,040 Because when it comes to St. Nick, there is only one. 849 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,080 It's true. There is only one of me. [LAUGHS] 850 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,480 But the postal service... 851 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,000 [WHISPERING] Not what it used to be. 852 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,200 Only one delivery a day now. 853 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,120 The system's falling apart. 854 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,120 And the price of postage, don't even start! 855 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,000 Well, from that day on, things were never the same. 856 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,280 ST. NICK: Hmm. 857 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,800 Because year after year, you never came. 858 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,520 Oh. 859 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,360 With each passing year, she got sadder and sadder. 860 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,880 PRINCESS: Mm. 861 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,800 WHITE RABBIT: And the things that she did 862 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,600 got badder and badder. 863 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,280 She melted the snowmen, 864 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,200 batted mince pies away. 865 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,040 Chopped down all the trees... 866 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,600 ♪ Deck the halls With boughs of holly 867 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,080 ♪ Tra-la-la-la-la...♪ 868 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:36,760 WHITE RABBIT: ...and kept singers at bay. 869 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,600 She's banned presents and tinsel, mistletoe and good cheer. 870 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,400 If you mention the "C" word, you just disappear. 871 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,240 It's me that's to blame. 872 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,600 Oh, never mind! Have some tarts! 873 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,840 So the sweet little princess is now... 874 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,400 [ALL GASP] 875 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,960 - ALL: The Queen of Hearts! - The Queen of Hearts? 876 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,680 [GUARDS GRUNT] 877 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,720 [ELF BAND PLAYING MUSIC] 878 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,720 Ah. 879 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,240 Hmm. 880 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,480 Give it some oomph. I'm supposed to be mean. 881 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,240 - [MUSIC BECOMES MORE MENACING] - Mm! 882 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,040 Watch out, everyone. Here comes the Queen. 883 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,200 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 884 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,240 [MENACING MUSIC CONTINUES] 885 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,720 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 886 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,120 [HUMMING ALONG] 887 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,600 Right. Let's not dilly dally. It's time for my bed. 888 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,960 ALL: Huh? 889 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,960 Let's get to the verdict. Off with his head! 890 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000 [CLEARS THROAT] We haven't had the trial yet. 891 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,280 That comes first. 892 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,400 Ugh! Do we really have to? 893 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,160 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 894 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,600 But do your worst. 895 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,600 Thank you, Your Majesty. I'll try to be quick. 896 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,160 [SLOW DRAWLING VOICE] Citizens of Wonderland. 897 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,680 The court calls St. Nick. 898 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,080 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 899 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,040 [CROWD MURMURING] 900 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,920 Okay, okay, we're coming! You don't need to push. 901 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,600 Would you like some refreshments? 902 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,720 Oh, yes, please. 903 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,200 Everyone, shush! 904 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,040 Hmm. 905 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,320 [CLEARS THROAT] St. Nick? 906 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,680 That's me, and... 907 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,440 I'd like to convey a heartfelt apology for the dreadful... 908 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,080 Silence! 909 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,000 You are charged with the following crimes. 910 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,080 Hmm. 911 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,000 [GROANS] Get on with it. We don't have much time. 912 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,000 Number one: trespassing. 913 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,120 - On my grounds, no less. - [CROWD GASPS] 914 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,000 Breaking and entering. 915 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,920 He made a huge mess. 916 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,080 Damage to property. 917 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,080 A lamp and roof tile. 918 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,920 And reindeer poop. 919 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,600 - [SHUDDERS] - [ALL GASP] 920 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,280 A steaming great pile! 921 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,680 [YELPS] 922 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,280 Well, I apologize for that, Your Majesty. 923 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,440 I do normally pick up. 924 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,160 What? Don't look at me. 925 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:37,040 But the very worst crimes, that the jury must hear... 926 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,640 Are the 12 Crimes of Christmas you commit every year! 927 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,200 - The 12 Crimes of Christmas? - [CROWD GASPS] 928 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,440 There's not such a thing! 929 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,040 - [PIANO PLAYING] - [CLEARS THROAT] 930 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:50,000 Uh, here we go, everybody. The Queen's going to sing. 931 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:56,720 ♪ These are the 12 Crimes of Christmas 932 00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:03,200 ♪ Something we don't often talk about 933 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:10,280 ♪ For it really is a rather awful business 934 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,640 ♪ And it might be something we can do without 935 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,200 ♪ All together now 936 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,640 ♪ One: Those awful jumpers Auntie made you♪ 937 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,240 That's quite tasteful. 938 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,480 ♪ Two: Don't get me started on the sprouts♪ 939 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,360 I like Brussels sprouts. 940 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,040 ♪ Three: The joke in crackers that won't make you laugh 941 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:37,800 ♪ Four: The constant carols wear me out 942 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:42,040 ♪ Five: The dreadful pressure of finding the right gift 943 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,560 ♪ That someone will return on Boxing Day 944 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,680 ♪ Six: And then there's mistletoe 945 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,600 ♪ And someone you must kiss 946 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,320 ♪ When you'd really rather they would go away 947 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,560 Hmm. 948 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,520 ♪ Seven: There's the relatives that you can't stand 949 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,720 ♪ So you drink and eat so much that you don't care 950 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,200 ♪ Eight: The mess they leave 951 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,080 ♪ That only you will have to clean 952 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,560 ♪ All the chaos has you pulling out your hair 953 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,280 ♪ Nine: The children that will never go to bed 954 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,120 ♪ 'Cause they're far too stimulated 955 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,520 ♪ They won't sleep! 956 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,800 ♪ Ten: The wrapping up of every present you have bought 957 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:27,360 ♪ It takes forever and it's never really neat! 958 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:32,640 ♪ Eleven: There's the tree that drops its needles everywhere 959 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,960 ♪ It's like a nightmare that is never going to end 960 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:43,760 ♪ Twelve: Then there's knowing that however bad it gets 961 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:48,760 ♪ This time next year we will do it all again 962 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:56,280 ♪ Those were the 12 Crimes of Christmas 963 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:03,760 ♪ Everything about them makes me heave 964 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:09,360 ♪ Yes, those were the 12 Crimes of Christmas 965 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:16,000 ♪ And there's plenty more that I've got up my sleeve!♪ 966 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,560 No need for a jury. 967 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,360 [ALL SHRIEK] 968 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,760 It's my choice instead. And I've decided... 969 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,120 Mm... 970 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,320 [CLICKS TONGUE] Mm... 971 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,360 - Guilty! - Oh! Result! 972 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,720 - Off with his head! - [CROWD GASPS] 973 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,720 Huh? 974 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,400 Come along, then. 975 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,160 But, Your Majesty, please, those aren't Christmas crimes. 976 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,120 The crime I committed was to not reach you in time! 977 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,720 - Your Majesty, stop! - Hmm? 978 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,120 This really isn't fair. 979 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,240 - Not you again, Annie. - Alice. 980 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,360 Whatever. I don't really care. 981 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,800 But this is the letter you wrote long ago. 982 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,760 St. Nick only just got it. That's why he's been slow. 983 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,200 QUEEN: Hmm. 984 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,200 [GASPS] 985 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,640 Well done, Alice. 986 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,200 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 987 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,440 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 988 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,160 It was actually me. I delivered it late. 989 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,120 So it didn't get there on the right date. 990 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,800 I know you've been sad 'cause St. Nick never came. 991 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:33,160 But it's not really his fault. He's not to blame. 992 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,720 Let him go free to save Christmas Day. 993 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,000 [SCREAMING] 994 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,840 Off with all their heads! 995 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,360 - [GASPS] - Take them away! 996 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,760 [ALL GRUNTING] 997 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,120 [SIGHS] 998 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,520 You tried your best, Alice. You've done all you can. 999 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,800 I'm sure the team are hatching a mastermind plan. 1000 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,920 Any sign of him? 1001 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,000 Nope. 1002 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,880 I'm at a loss. 1003 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,480 Oh, there's someone coming. Maybe they've seen the boss. 1004 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,520 [GUARDS EXCLAIMING] 1005 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,320 Have you seen a man in a red suit around? 1006 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,800 White beard, slightly dazed look. 1007 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,000 Makes a "ho, ho, ho" sound? 1008 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,560 [GROWLS] 1009 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,520 [DOOR SLAMS] 1010 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,200 [SIGHS] 1011 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,000 [AIRCRAFT ENGINES DRONING] 1012 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,040 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: We apologize for the delay 1013 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,680 - of Flight 762... -[ROBIN SNEEZES] 1014 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:55,400 - ...and flights to Wonderland, Botswana, Sydney and Peru. -[ELF BAND PLAYING SAD MUSIC] 1015 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,560 [SIGHS] 1016 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,400 [MOANS SOFTLY] 1017 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,000 [SIGHS] 1018 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,360 Well, that's it, all over. 1019 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,600 Finished, gone. 1020 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,560 Christmas is canceled for everyone. 1021 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000 No bright-colored boxes to wake up and see. 1022 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:31,360 No opening presents sat round the tree. 1023 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:36,480 There'll be sadness and tears and tantrums, I fear. 1024 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,640 There's nothing we can do. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 1025 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,080 QUEEN: I can't believe that horrible St. Nick. 1026 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,320 And that young upstart Annes. [CHUCKLES] 1027 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:55,360 Just like me as a girl. Ever so gallus. 1028 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,680 That means a bit bold and cheeky, just so you know. 1029 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,840 Oh, I wrote this letter so long ago. 1030 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:08,720 [SIGHS] 1031 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,560 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 1032 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,600 KING: That's the end, little princess. 1033 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,200 Just close your eyes tight. 1034 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:46,000 And St. Nick will come and visit you tonight. 1035 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,960 I've left a carrot for the reindeer 1036 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,840 and St. Nick a nice treat. 1037 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,760 You'll be first on his list. You're always so sweet. 1038 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,320 See you tomorrow. Night night and sleep tight. 1039 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,160 Night night, Papa. Don't let the Jubjub birds bite. 1040 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,280 ♪ I don't want diamonds and sparkles 1041 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,960 ♪ Fairytale castles 1042 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,360 ♪ Sugar plum tutus Dresses all fru fru 1043 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,360 ♪ Ribbons and big bows Sunshine and rainbows 1044 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,480 ♪ Jigsaws and puzzles Kisses and cuddles 1045 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:39,080 ♪ I don't wanna be the same as everybody else 1046 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,480 ♪ So, I'm asking St. Nick 1047 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,240 ♪ If there's something ugly on his shelf 1048 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,960 ♪ I want a Bandersnatch 1049 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,160 ♪ Big and boisterous and hairy 1050 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:56,080 ♪ My own Bandersnatch 1051 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,560 ♪ So I can tickle its belly 1052 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,360 ♪ Give me a creature so I won't be bored 1053 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,480 ♪ Won't be stuck in a palace on my own anymore 1054 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,120 ♪ Please, can I have a Bandersnatch? 1055 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,000 ♪ I don't need dollies and teddies 1056 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,720 ♪ Ice cream and jelly 1057 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,240 ♪ Tiaras and gold rings 1058 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,920 ♪ Pointlessly pink things 1059 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,280 ♪ Brushes and paint pots 1060 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,160 ♪ Powder and lip gloss 1061 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,480 ♪ Fluffy pajamas would drive me bananas 1062 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:30,440 ♪ I don't wanna be the same as everybody else 1063 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,280 ♪ So, I'm asking St. Nick 1064 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:37,040 ♪ If there's something ugly on his shelf 1065 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:41,520 ♪ I want a Bandersnatch 1066 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,760 ♪ Big and boisterous and hairy 1067 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,800 ♪ My own Bandersnatch 1068 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,240 ♪ So I can tickle its belly 1069 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,080 ♪ Give me a creature so I won't be bored 1070 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,120 ♪ Won't be stuck in a palace on my own anymore 1071 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:01,840 ♪ Please, can I have a Bandersnatch? 1072 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,480 ♪ I want furry paws 1073 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,640 ♪ A tail that wags 1074 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,160 ♪ He comes with sounds 1075 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,080 [BANDERSNATCH BELCHES] 1076 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,360 ♪ Like snicker snack 1077 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,160 ♪ Once he is mine 1078 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,400 ♪ Won't give him back 1079 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,240 ♪ He's frumious wonderful, brillig-ly 1080 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:28,000 ♪ My own Bandersnatch 1081 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,960 ♪ Big and boisterous and hairy 1082 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,840 ♪ Bandersnatch 1083 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,480 ♪ So I can tickle its belly 1084 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,560 ♪ Give me a creature so I won't be bored 1085 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,600 ♪ Won't be stuck in a palace on my own anymore 1086 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:48,000 ♪ Please, can I have a Bandersnatch?♪ 1087 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,600 [GASPS] 1088 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,680 A Bandersnatch! 1089 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:56,640 [PANTING] 1090 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,040 St. Nick might be late, 1091 00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,680 but he's finally here! 1092 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:04,400 He must have my present after all these years! 1093 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,240 I want to go home. I miss the grotto. 1094 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,520 The Christmas sweepstake seems like ages ago. 1095 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:24,240 Oh, I'm sorry, reindeer. You were right all along. 1096 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,440 We should never have come here. 1097 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,360 It's all gone really, terribly, badly... 1098 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,000 [ALL GASP] 1099 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:37,240 That didn't rhyme, St. Nick. Is everything okay? 1100 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,640 Oh, that poor little girl. 1101 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,800 No visit from our... 1102 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,120 big sliding thing full of presents. 1103 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,000 - Sleigh? - Yes, that's it, I think. 1104 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,000 But those weren't crimes back there. 1105 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,480 You said it yourself. 1106 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,400 It's not your fault the Queen's mad as an elf. 1107 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,280 [SIGHS] 1108 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,640 I blew it. That poor princess. 1109 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,560 Alone every year. 1110 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,720 Abandoned! Betrayed! 1111 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,280 No Christmas fun. 1112 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,720 St. Nick's lost the plot. He can't rhyme, he can't scan. 1113 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,200 Reindeer, he needs us. And we need a new plan. 1114 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,760 Boots, this is no time for messing around. 1115 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,000 Hang on there, Comet. Boots, what have you found? 1116 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,920 [WIND HOWLING] 1117 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,040 Look, there's a hole. We could crawl right through. 1118 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,480 But we'd never fit in. 1119 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,880 Mm. That's very true. 1120 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,600 There must be a way. We just have to think. 1121 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,040 [GASPS] Hey! 1122 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,440 I know. We just need to shrink. 1123 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,440 [ALL EXCLAIM] 1124 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,840 [ALL CHEERING] 1125 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,360 DONDER: Yes we're free! 1126 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,000 - Woo-hoo! - COMET: Hooray! 1127 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,760 We've presents to deliver for Christmas Day. 1128 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,200 [ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING] 1129 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,720 - Oh! - This is not going to work. 1130 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,160 I'm stuck in first gear. 1131 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,800 Change of plan, everyone. We'll use Auto Reindeer. 1132 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,320 [ALL GROAN] 1133 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,360 [ROCKET POWERING UP] 1134 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,160 What's the quickest route out of Wonderland? 1135 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,800 - The Rabbit Hole. - Of course! 1136 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,120 I'll lend you a hand. 1137 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,480 Oh, I've been wanting to give Auto Reindeer a try. 1138 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:41,800 SAT NAV: Destination: Rabbit Hole. All set, let's fly. 1139 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,040 [ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING] 1140 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:51,160 Boots, there are spare presents back there in the sack. 1141 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,080 Go share them out, in case we never come back. 1142 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,200 QUEEN: Oh, I'm so excited! A shiny new pet. 1143 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,320 One I've always dreamed of, always wanted to get. 1144 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,720 I'm going to make sure that it's royally fed. 1145 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,360 I'll give it big cuddles. It can sleep by my bed. 1146 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,000 I could call it Britney or Bimbam or Lady Butterspot. 1147 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,040 Ooh! Ooh! 1148 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,640 What about Bunnybooboo? 1149 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,080 - Hmm. Maybe not. - [THUD] 1150 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,880 [GASPS] We're here! 1151 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:44,200 Now, remember, don't be a meanie. 1152 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,640 Yoo-hoo, St. Nick. I'm back! 1153 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,000 It's Queenie! 1154 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,240 Oh. They've gone. 1155 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,200 [GROANS] I could crush a small elf! 1156 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:03,480 Hmm? 1157 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,840 Luckily, St. Nick just can't help himself! 1158 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,120 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 1159 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 [ALL YELLING] 1160 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,800 [ALL GROANING] 1161 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,640 PRANCER: Ouch! My neck! 1162 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,600 SAT NAV: That wasn't quite what I planned. 1163 00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,280 [ALL GROANING] 1164 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,120 There it is! The Rabbit Hole, our way out of Wonderland. 1165 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:50,880 You go first. 1166 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,840 Oh, thank you. That's very kind. 1167 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,240 Oh. That poor princess. 1168 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,800 Let's unload the presents. Can't leave them behind. 1169 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,640 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 1170 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,880 ST. NICK: Help, reindeer! 1171 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,880 I think I'm stuck. 1172 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,440 MAD HATTER: Oops! [CHUCKLES] 1173 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,800 Those potions wear off. Did we forget to say? Ooh! 1174 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,280 And now here's the Queen. 1175 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,600 - Oh! You're joking? - No way! 1176 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,040 Maybe we could sit on him. 1177 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,960 - Sorry, St. Nick! - ST. NICK: A tad uncomfortable. 1178 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,800 Grab a leg each. That might do the trick. 1179 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,160 [EFFORT GRUNTS] 1180 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,040 Oh! There's only one thing for it. 1181 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,640 Form a line behind. 1182 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,960 Excuse me, St. Nick. I hope you don't mind. 1183 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,600 - ST. NICK: Ow! - [ALL STRAINING] 1184 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,120 [CHUCKLES] 1185 01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:51,840 [ALL GRUNTING] 1186 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,120 Agh! 1187 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,120 - [ST. NICK GRUNTING] - [ALL GRUNT] 1188 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,840 Ooh! 1189 01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,000 [GASPS] 1190 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:11,800 St. Nick! How nice to see you so soon. 1191 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,840 Uh... It is? 1192 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,000 What was that? 1193 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,120 She's changed her tune. 1194 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:21,320 I believe you have something for me in that cloaky. 1195 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,480 - I do? - The present! 1196 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,760 Oh, yes, okey-dokey. 1197 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:32,000 This is very strange. It was definitely here. 1198 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:36,760 In this bottomless cape, things just disappear. 1199 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,320 Ah! 1200 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,800 Here we go. 1201 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,600 It's got a little bow, see? 1202 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:45,480 A pressie, pour moi? Oh, goody, goody. 1203 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,160 Ooh. 1204 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,560 Wha... Wha... 1205 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,040 Typical! Everything's coming unstuck. 1206 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,200 Uh-oh. [WHISPERS] I think it's time to duck. 1207 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:04,160 What is this? I don't like it! 1208 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,040 The Queen's getting mad. 1209 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:10,160 I'm afraid that's what happens if you've been... bad. 1210 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,720 Hmm? 1211 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,840 When you pick up a present, if you haven't been nice, 1212 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,880 - it turns into coal. - [GASPS] 1213 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,920 ST. NICK: Smokeless, though, twice the price. 1214 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,560 Well, change it back! 1215 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,240 I don't want it! 1216 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,440 [LAUGHS] She's out of her mind! 1217 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,200 Um... 1218 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,120 Only you can do that, by being kind. 1219 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:34,000 K-kind? What a horrible word! 1220 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,480 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1221 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:40,120 It's the first rule of Christmas. It's easy to do. 1222 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,640 I've been doing it for years. 1223 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,520 Not Queenie, though. [LAUGHS] 1224 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,400 Spread happiness and joy to all that you see. 1225 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,600 Don't worry. Let's help her. 1226 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:52,640 Just come with me. 1227 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,040 [GASPS] 1228 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,800 - Are you sure, Alice? - She can be mean. 1229 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,040 Everyone should enjoy Christmas. 1230 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,640 Even the Queen. 1231 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,560 If Alice is going, I'm going with her. 1232 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,120 Hmm. 1233 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,360 I'll stay in the background. You won't know I'm there. 1234 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,800 And we're definitely coming, aren't we, March Hare? 1235 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,480 Oh, yes. 1236 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,160 What's going on? 1237 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,320 We'll all come and help you. That's what kind people do. 1238 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,320 [GASPS] 1239 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,960 [CHUCKLES] 1240 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,880 Well, okay, then... Amy. 1241 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,640 - Alice. - Well done. Good for you. 1242 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:32,920 Hmm. 1243 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,320 But till I get my present, 1244 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:35,840 - you have to stay. - Ooh! 1245 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,400 Guards, surround them! 1246 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,800 Oh, and ticket the sleigh. 1247 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,520 - See you soon. - We'll be back in time for tea. 1248 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,200 Oh! Lovely. 1249 01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,840 I don't suppose anyone has a Plan B? 1250 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:55,840 [AIRPLANE CHIME] 1251 01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:57,680 [ROBIN SNEEZES] 1252 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,800 So, I couldn't go last year. I had a sore knee. 1253 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,800 And the year before that, um... I fell out of a tree. 1254 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,680 Ah... Ah... [SNEEZES] 1255 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,640 Trust me, I've never been kind at all. 1256 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,960 You must have been once, when you were small. 1257 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,160 [CHEERY MUSIC PLAYING] 1258 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,200 Oh, no, don't tell me it's another song! 1259 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,320 It'll be fun! 1260 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,480 It won't. I won't sing along. 1261 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,880 ♪ Outside it's snowing 1262 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,880 ♪ So let's kick a snowman 1263 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,800 ALICE: ♪ The firelight is glowing 1264 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,880 ♪ I don't want to hold hands 1265 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,000 ♪ Let's get excited 1266 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,040 ♪ That's okay for you but I'm bored 1267 01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,680 ♪ So bored 1268 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,400 ♪ Let's wrap some presents 1269 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,360 ♪ Let's lock up some peasants 1270 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,600 ALICE: ♪ Let's put up some holly 1271 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,600 ♪ I don't feel that jolly 1272 01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,840 ♪ What is your problem? 1273 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,520 ♪ What are you asking me for? 1274 01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,520 ♪ What for? 1275 01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:03,320 ♪ I don't even like the taste of turkey 1276 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,720 ♪ Who cares? Have a nut roast 1277 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:10,480 ♪ 'Cause it's cool to be kind at Christmas time 1278 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,760 ♪ Spread joy all over the world 1279 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,680 ♪ Enough of this joy 1280 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,720 ♪ 'Cause it's nice to be nice so let's hang up some lights 1281 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,800 ♪ For every boy and girl 1282 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,360 ♪ It's not gonna work! 1283 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,960 ♪ Remember to smile like you did as a child 1284 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,160 ♪ After all it's Christmas time 1285 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,360 ♪ It's cool to be kind 1286 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:36,480 ♪ I hear them singing 1287 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,240 ♪ Pass me a bucket 1288 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,160 ♪ I've no time for giving 1289 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,560 ♪ Trust me, you'll love it 1290 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,160 ♪ I'd rather ban it 1291 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,840 ♪ No, you should make love the law 1292 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,600 ♪ For sure 1293 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:54,000 ♪ Who has the time for pulling crackers? 1294 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,240 ♪ Why not? They have the best jokes! 1295 01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:01,120 ♪ 'Cause it's cool to be kind at Christmas time 1296 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:04,720 ♪ Spread joy all over the world 1297 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,640 ♪ Enough of this joy 1298 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,240 ♪ 'Cause it's nice to be nice so let's hang up some lights 1299 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,080 ♪ For every boy and girl 1300 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,800 ♪ It's not gonna work! 1301 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,560 ALICE: ♪ Remember to smile like you did as a child 1302 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,760 ♪ After all it's Christmas time 1303 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,040 ♪ It's cool to be kind 1304 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,640 ♪ If you don't mind I'll give it a try 1305 01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:36,120 ♪ And I won't cut off heads anymore 1306 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,440 ♪ It's cool to be kind 1307 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,680 ♪ 'Cause at Christmas you'll find 1308 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:44,520 ♪ There's room for everyone 1309 01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:48,120 ♪ So strike up the band 'cause in this Wonderland 1310 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:52,120 ♪ It's better to have fun 1311 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,960 ♪ It's cool to be kind at Christmas time 1312 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,200 ♪ There'll be joy all over the world 1313 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,960 ♪ It's neat to be sweet 1314 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,840 ♪ And there'll be a treat 1315 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,960 ♪ For every boy and girl 1316 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,520 ♪ Remember to smile like you did as a child 1317 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:14,360 ♪ After all it's Christmas time 1318 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,480 ♪ It's cool to be kind♪ 1319 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,680 - [PURRS AND MEOWS] - Mm. 1320 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,160 [ALL LAUGHING] 1321 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,600 [WHISTLING] 1322 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,360 This is our chance to get away. 1323 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:38,040 If we wait on the boss, well, what can I say? 1324 01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:41,000 All right, Boots, your big moment is here. 1325 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,600 Hmm? 1326 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,720 [SCREAMS] 1327 01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:58,920 [ALL SCREAMING] 1328 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,800 Well done, Boots! Good for you! 1329 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,240 What on earth's going on? Whoa! 1330 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,160 We're staging a coup. 1331 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,840 [ALL SCREAMING] 1332 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,360 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - Oh! 1333 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,160 - Come on! - [ALL YELLING] 1334 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,720 Reindeer! 1335 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,640 DASHER: There'll be no Christmas here. The Queen just won't have it. 1336 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:24,200 But we can still save the day for the rest of the planet! 1337 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,840 ST. NICK: Help, reindeer! 1338 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:27,800 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1339 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:31,600 [GRUNTS] 1340 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,640 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 1341 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,240 [LAUGHING] 1342 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:38,040 [GASPING] 1343 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,120 [ALL YELLING] 1344 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:44,680 [CRASH] 1345 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,000 [ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING] 1346 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,920 PRANCER: Ah! 1347 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,560 [ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING] 1348 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,040 [FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1349 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,319 [GROANING] 1350 01:08:58,399 --> 01:08:59,880 [BOTH SIGH] 1351 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,640 [MUSIC TRAILS OFF] 1352 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,240 Well, it looks like everyone 1353 01:09:08,279 --> 01:09:09,640 - is having a ball. - [GASPING] 1354 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:11,600 [GASPS] 1355 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,840 So I've just one thing to say. 1356 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,040 Merry Christmas to all! 1357 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,160 - [LAUGHS] - ALL: Huh? 1358 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,520 From now on, I'm going to be kind and good. 1359 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:28,279 Be as nice as a Wonderland queen ever could! 1360 01:09:28,319 --> 01:09:31,560 [LAUGHS] Fantastic news! 1361 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,200 An extraordinary affair. 1362 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:37,800 Christmas in Wonderland is back, I declare. 1363 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,279 [ALL CHEERING] 1364 01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:40,520 [GRUNTS] 1365 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,000 - A likely story! - That was too fast. 1366 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,520 - She must be bluffing. - It won't last. 1367 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:49,040 And finally, St. Nick, what can I say? 1368 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:52,359 I'm sorry I nearly ruined Christmas Day. 1369 01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:56,160 Oh, don't mention it. It's all in the past. 1370 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,400 I'm sure you'd agree, team, that we've had a blast. 1371 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:02,240 - Uh... - You can head off. 1372 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,520 - [GASPS] - [LAUGHS] 1373 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:05,560 [LAUGHS] 1374 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,560 [LAUGHING] 1375 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,040 You're free to go. 1376 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,040 To spread Christmas cheer. 1377 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,240 - [ALL EXCLAIM] - Ho, ho, ho. 1378 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:16,720 Well, that was quite good. I'm very impressed. 1379 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,360 Just a tiny bit louder. 1380 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,760 Ho, ho... Ooh! 1381 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,840 My dress. 1382 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,120 This is your chance to see how you've done. 1383 01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:31,160 If you've really been kind, the coal will be gone. 1384 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:35,000 In its place will be something much better. 1385 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,040 The Christmas wish you wrote in your letter. 1386 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,640 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 1387 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:52,440 Thank you, St. Nick, but it won't change, I know. 1388 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:56,200 I've made a little progress, but there's still far to go. 1389 01:10:56,240 --> 01:11:00,600 I promise I'll be thoughtful, as kind as can be. 1390 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:04,000 But keep that gift for one more deserving than me. 1391 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:04,960 - [GRUNTS] - [ALL GASP] 1392 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:05,840 Huh? 1393 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:11,600 Huh? 1394 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,840 [GASPS] 1395 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,000 - Eh? - [ALL EXCLAIM] 1396 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,040 Oh. 1397 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:24,720 Oh, great! 1398 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:29,000 [LAUGHS] A Bandersnatch! 1399 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,840 [ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING] 1400 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:35,120 PRANCER: Well, I never! She has changed! 1401 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,680 I better eat my hat. 1402 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,440 DONDER: A Christmas miracle is how I'd describe that. 1403 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,000 He is so furry and fun! 1404 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,320 - And just look at that grin! - [GROWLS SOFTLY] 1405 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,960 Come on, St. Nick. Do you fancy a spin? 1406 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,000 Oh, no! 1407 01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,600 [LAUGHING AND WHOOPING] 1408 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:03,200 So that's a Bandersnatch? Aren't they meant to be savage? 1409 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,440 [LAUGHING AND WHOOPING] 1410 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,640 Perhaps he's the friendly sort. 1411 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,680 Less emotional baggage. 1412 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,000 [LAUGHING AND WHOOPING] 1413 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,720 [ALL CHEERING] 1414 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,320 [MEOWS] 1415 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,520 [CHIME OF PA] 1416 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:26,040 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Baggage claim is now open for Flight 834. 1417 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,280 -[SIGHS] - For any lost luggage, go to the third floor. 1418 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:30,600 [SNIFFLING] 1419 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,560 [SNEEZES] 1420 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,360 Ho ho! 1421 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,640 - Ho, ho, ho, everyone. - Merry Christmas! 1422 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:42,040 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1423 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,040 WHITE RABBIT: Merry Christmas, everybody. 1424 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:45,800 ALICE: Merry Christmas. 1425 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,840 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING] 1426 01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:59,600 Do you know what, St. Nick? I'm glad we came here. 1427 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,000 Let's add Wonderland to the route for next year. 1428 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:06,160 Oh, Prancer, it was quite an ordeal that I put you through. 1429 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,360 Where on earth would I be without you in the crew? 1430 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,760 [LAUGHING] 1431 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:14,360 Did I tell you, St. Nick? You really suit red. 1432 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:19,600 Ooh. Really? Well, thank you. It has been said. 1433 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,600 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 1434 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,600 [ALL GASP] 1435 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:26,320 Right, come on, team. We must hit the road. 1436 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,560 We've a long night ahead and all the gifts to unload. 1437 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,240 [GASPS] I'd better go too. 1438 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,040 Oh. Well, I'll give you a lift. 1439 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:36,440 We're stopping at your house tonight with a gift! 1440 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:40,800 Do you have to leave, Alice? I'd love you to stay. 1441 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,680 I have to get home for Christmas Day. 1442 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:46,080 Oh, this is too sad. I'll not see you again. 1443 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,200 Oh, you will. 1444 01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:49,840 New Year's Eve at half past ten. 1445 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:52,040 Ooh! I'm having a tea party. 1446 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,640 You're welcome to come. 1447 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:55,560 Really? A party? 1448 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,920 Oh! Thank you. What fun! 1449 01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,400 - [DISTANT SNEEZE] - [GASPS] 1450 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,640 Huh? 1451 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:04,120 [GROANING AND SNIFFLING] 1452 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,040 ST. NICK: Galloping baubles! 1453 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:07,600 Robin? 1454 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,520 St. Nick? 1455 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:11,400 Robin! 1456 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,120 [LAUGHS] 1457 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,800 What are you doing here? 1458 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:16,240 I made a find. 1459 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:19,360 I brought the alarm you left behind. 1460 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:23,560 The alarm! Thank you! That's just what we need! 1461 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:27,040 Well done, Robin. You're a trusty steed. 1462 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:30,040 Nice one, Robin! We're going to need that. 1463 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:33,280 - So glad you made it. - You deserve a big pat! 1464 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,800 Well, Robin, now you've come all this way, 1465 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,760 how would you like to lead the sleigh? 1466 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:40,840 [GASPS] 1467 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,000 Uh... 1468 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,000 Oh? 1469 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,840 - Uh... - Oh! 1470 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,160 Huh? 1471 01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:52,720 Yes! 1472 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,000 Christmas is saved! 1473 01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,520 [ALL CHEERING] 1474 01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,400 - Hooray! - QUEEN: Merry Christmas! 1475 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,960 ALICE: ♪ It's cool to be kind 1476 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,320 ♪ 'Cause at Christmas you'll find 1477 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:05,160 ♪ There's room for everyone 1478 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:09,000 ♪ So strike up the band 'cause in this Wonderland 1479 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:13,040 ♪ It's better to have fun 1480 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,320 ♪ Remember to smile like you did as a child 1481 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:19,680 ♪ After all it's Christmas time 1482 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,600 ♪ It's cool to be kind♪ 1483 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,280 [ST. NICK LAUGHS] 1484 01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:26,840 It's the night before Christmas, so adios,Wonderland. 1485 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,680 - WHITE RABBIT: Merry Christmas, everybody. - Handbrake released. 1486 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,480 Robin, take command! 1487 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:32,960 Yippee! 1488 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,960 Go, Dasher! Go, Dancer! 1489 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,680 On, Prancer and Vixen! 1490 01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,840 Leap, Cupid! Soar, Donder! 1491 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,760 Fly, Comet and Blitzen! 1492 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:42,800 See you next year! 1493 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,800 ♪ We're in the business 1494 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:47,080 ♪ The business of Christmas 1495 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:50,480 ♪ Wherever you are we'll go the distance 1496 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:54,800 ♪ 'Cause it pays to be kind so please keep in mind 1497 01:15:54,840 --> 01:16:00,000 ♪ Everybody's welcome and no one's left behind 1498 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:04,200 ♪ Deck the halls with tinsel and love 1499 01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:08,320 ♪ Let the magic do what it does 1500 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:12,040 ♪ Tell someone you care just because 1501 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:16,040 ♪ I make the laws 'cause I'm Santa Claus 1502 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:20,160 ♪ Everybody needs a little Christmas cheer 1503 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:24,320 ♪ There's something in the atmosphere 1504 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:28,240 ♪ Everybody needs a little helping hand 1505 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:33,160 ♪ Let's bring the jingle bells to Wonderland♪ 1506 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:38,040 Phew! It's over. Another year done. 1507 01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:40,760 - Time to put our hooves up. - Have some fun. 1508 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:44,080 - No one won the sweepstake. - We weren't even near. 1509 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:47,120 Look on the bright side. There's always next year. 1510 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:49,000 [LOUD THUDDING] 1511 01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:50,920 - What is it? - Who's that? 1512 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:52,960 The ground is starting to shake. 1513 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,360 It's Boots! 1514 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,600 He put appleshrooms in the Christmas cake! 1515 01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,360 [ALL LAUGHING] 1516 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,520 ST. NICK: ♪ Everybody needs a little helping hand 1517 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:06,120 ♪ Let's bring the jingle bells to Wonderland♪ 98224

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