Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Come, guys. This way.

We don't wanna be late for the first day of class.

(STUTTERING) Bugs, are you sure that this is a music school?

CECIL: Mic check.

One, two... (MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Ha! You go so slow

♪ It's like watching grass grow

♪ Right now, I can't tell if I'm looking at a photo

♪ The top chef of insults servin' up the venue

♪ Ring-a-ling-ding, turtle soup's on the menu ♪

What.

(CHEERING)

-(RECORD SCRATCHING) - Woo-hoo!

Well, well, isn't this just the craziest rap battle y'all ever done seen?

The eagle wins.

(CROWD CHEERING)

(STUTTERING) Uh, Bugs, I don't think this is a music school.

You're right, this poster is making a lot of sense now.

Yeah, especially the part where it says rap battle on the bottom.

That wasn't a rap battle.

That was a rap massacre.

Who else wants to take on this freestylin' fowl?

I'll throw... (STAMMERING)

(STUTTERING) I'll try out a few dope rhymes.

Mmm?

(LAUGHS) Clearly, this piggy went to the market.

All, I said, all right.

Since Eagle won the last round,

he gets to choose who goes first.

- Me, I'm first. -(CRASHES)

Drop a beat for me, DJ.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Uh, pig's in a blanket

♪ Time to go to sleep

♪ I'm a rapper that's neat

♪ And you're the other white meat

♪ Am I getting through to you or are you too thick

♪ I can blow you down Even if your house is brick

(ALARM BLARING)

Oh fire, son. Fire!

Your turn, Porky.

(PLAYS MUSICAL NOTE)

(STAMMERING)

(ALARM BLARING)

Ooh, too bad, son.

The eagle wins again.

Yeah, I am blowing up. Can I get a "What, what"?

What, what!

You will not get a "What, what" from me.

Porky didn't even get a chance.

It's not my fault your friend is slower than a truck full of hippos drinking molasses.

Hey, that's mean spirited.

That's right, I am mean.

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the rap battle.

Oh, we can take the heat, all right.

- I bet I can out rap you. -(SCOFFS)

Think you can out rap me, big ears?

How hard can it be? All you have to do is rhyme.

Give me a word, any word, and I'll rhyme it.

Uh... Persimmon?

That one is too hard, give me another one.

What about oranges?

Enough with the fruit. I'll just wing it.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ I'm a rabbit, I got some habits

♪ I like carrots but sometimes I eat oranges

♪ Because Porky just said oranges

♪ So now all I can think about is oranges

♪ Oranges, oranges, oranges ♪

-(ALARM BLARING) - Wow, that was terrible.

Let me show you how it's done.

(HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING)

♪ Well too bad, so sad, rap is something I excel at

♪ You're in my habitat

♪ I run circles around you

♪ Wind you up like a clock

♪ 'Till you're only saying "Cuckoo"

♪ That's a wrap, time's up

♪ Even though I'm on a roll

♪ Child please, time to climb back down your rabbit hole ♪

-(GRUNTING) -(GROANING)

-(ALARM BLARING) -(CROWD CHEERING)

(GROANING) We gotta get even.

(STUTTERING) He is a meanie.

I'm tired of getting insulted by that eagle.

I'm gonna beat him in a rap battle.

Who's with me?

Aw, come on, guys.

Don't leave. I can rap. It's not that hard!

Look, carrots rhymes with parrots.

I'm a rabbit who likes carrots more than parrots.

One is green, the other is orange.

Orange, orange, orange, orange!

(SCREAMS, GROANS)

(SIGHS) How am I gonna beat that eagle?

If only there was an expert who could teach me how to rap.

Hey, buddy. Looks like you've got engine trouble.

Yeah, I'm gettin' it fixed right on the double.

But what about you?

That's a serious frown.

Oh, I made a fool of myself at a rap battle.

When you fall off the horse, get back in the saddle.

You don't understand, my rapping was atrocious.

If there was some practice, you could be ferocious.

Will you knock off rhyming everything I say?

I'm an MC, nephew. That's just my way.

And with a little practice, you could do it, too.

Nah, you should've heard me. I can't rhyme like you.

You just did it, Bugs.

See, it's spreadin' like flu.

That is okay when you're just starting out.

Just never give up and you'll rhyme with no doubt.

So, keep at it and at it till you spit bars incredible.

(HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING) ♪ Just practice till you get it

BOTH: ♪ And the goal becomes gettable

♪ You can operate a rocket ship or dance the tarantella

♪ Orchestrate an aria or sing it acapella

♪ Make a Caesar salad out of a greeting card

♪ 'Cause anything is possible when you work really hard

♪ You can set your computer to fix up your home

♪ Carve the next Mount Rushmore using only packing foam

♪ Train your dog to do his thing in your neighbor's yard

♪ 'Cause anything is possible if you work really hard

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ I put my nose to the grindstone

♪ And shoot for the stars

♪ 'Cause anything is possible if we work really hard ♪

Ain't no stopping you now, you only poppin' now, bunny.

Yeah, next time I'm gonna be ready for that eagle.

You two are done, right? I gotta bounce.

Got a big gig DJing in a bar mitzvah.

Yeah, good luck, talkin' bunny.

I gotta tell the guys about this.

Oh, hey, guys.

You're not still feeling down about the rap battle, are you?

Yeah, I'm trying to cheer him up with this Frisbee.

Come on, guys.

(GROANS) I guess I'm no good at cheering people up.

Don't give up.

(HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING) ♪ I know you don't have faith and you think I'm lame

♪ But a mystical genius helped me sharpen my game

♪ Told me to put in the work and to erase all doubt

♪ Just follow my lead and we'll turn this eagle out

♪ Trying to rap against the eagle, I don't think we should

♪ I did it once, I wasn't very good

♪ I'm not sure, Bugs, we can't get the flow

♪ You just did it turtle, now come on, let's go ♪

(HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING)

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

(CRASHES)

(HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING)

Isn't this rap battle a freestyle, though?

Hmm. I guess we'll just wing it.

All right, all right. There it is.

Go and get it, poindexter.

- Hey, Eagle. - Ah!

Come to lay more filthy rhymes on me?

Our rhymes are perfectly clean, thank you.

(LAUGHS) You guys are ridiculous.

I figured after last time, it was clear that nobody could match my skills.

But I guess you candy rappers never learn.

Oh, we learned something.

And we're back to win this rap battle.

Did somebody say "Rap battle"?

Where'd you come from?

I just crouch in this bush and wait for a rap battle to start.

So, what are we waitin' for? Let's get it on.

EAGLE: Ooh, ooh, me first. (HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING)

♪ The doctor is in

♪ But the prescription's so dope

♪ I take appointments with MCs and leave them no hope

♪ Your teeth are messed up, you're pouring down sweat

♪ Seriously, you should have a doctor look at that

♪ Your stomach's too small, your spleen's too tall

♪ Your jewelry looks like you bought it from a kiosk at a mall

- What. - What?

Where did all these chains come from?

Oh, roasted.

I say roasted!

You know what, Eagle?

You don't have to be a jerk to win a rap battle.

Well, then. Break it down, Bugs.

(CHOMPING)

(HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING)

♪ Well, I'm a hip-hop hare, beware, handle with care

♪ My rhymes are as fresh as a new pair of underwear

♪ I got a big tail and two buck teeth

♪ I like the taste of carrots

♪ 'Cause they taste just like a treat

♪ I've got more pop than a root beer six-pack

♪ More heat on my rhymes than a five alarm smoke stack

♪ Get back, relax, I'm the king of the rabbits

♪ You can pay me in diamonds but I prefer carrots

♪ Now everybody biggity-bounce if you're down with the beat

♪ Shiggity-shake your body from your head to your feet

-♪ Say hey if you're feeling this groove - CROWD: Hey!

♪ Say yay if you feel your body move

CROWD: Yay!

♪ S-S-S-S-Slow down

(RAPPING FAST) ♪ Turtle coming through with a few rhymes too

♪ Gotta do what I gotta do

♪ You too? Ooh! I'm a laidback throwback

♪ Movin' on the fast track, put it on the soundtrack, wait for the kickback

♪ Repeat the beat with a sweet treat, five-C like a Wall Street big bank spreadsheet

♪ My flow is so slow, keep it on the down low

♪ Oh, no, gotta go, come on Bugs, finish up on the banjo, oh! ♪

(STRUMMING)

What?

(GASPS)

Ho, ho! You can't, I say, you can't win 'em all!

Bugs Bunny wins.

(ALL CHEERING)

We did it, guys!

- We showed that eagle who's boss. -(ALL CELEBRATING)

- That was great. - Way to go! Woo!

(SIGHS)

(SINGING MELODICALLY) ♪ What have I done?

♪ All of these years, I've been so, so cruel

♪ Trying to be tough hoping to prove that I'm so, so, cool

♪ But inside I'm a child

♪ Just a little boy

♪ Trying to make friends, searching for love

♪ Hoping to find some joy ♪

Are you crying?

-(VOICE BREAKS) No. - Yeah, you are.

- You're crying. - Well, of course I'm crying!

I'm sad and lonely because I don't have any friends, big ears.

See, that's your problem.

You're talented and smart, but you're always being mean to people.

♪ If you're feeling lonely, sad and blue

♪ Bein' nice will help get you friends who are true

♪ I tried bein' nice, it's not easy for me.

♪ Well, nothin' worthwhile ever comes for free

♪ Being kind hearted is something I'm not

♪ That's all the more reason to give it a shot

♪ Instead of being a meanie try the friendship card

♪ 'Cause anything is possible if you work really hard

♪ Anything is possible if you work really hard ♪

♪ I think I got it, let me try

♪ Your house is on your back and you move at your own pace

♪ You have a trusting smile, Mr. Adorable Face

♪ You're a tall drink of water with a great head of hair

♪ And you're just... A pig...

♪ Who's standing right there ♪

How'd I do?

That's the spirit, that's the spirit.

♪ Just trust in yourself and let down your guard

♪ 'Cause anything is possible if you work really hard

♪ 'Cause anything is possible--

♪ Yeah...

♪ If you work really hard ♪

Is that the end of the song?

It better be. I'm out of breath!

Well... (STAMMERING) That's a rap, folks.

(ALL GRUNTING)

(CHUCKLES) Aw, yeah. There it is.