Original subtitles

♪ MTV ♪

[both chuckling]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

[snoring]

[mumbling]

[hammer pounding] - Ugh, damn it.

How the hell are we supposed to sleep with all this noise?

Eh.

What's it say, Butt-Head?

Uh,

"We re-serve the rig-hut to re-fussy..."

It says, "We reserve the right

to refuse service to anyone."

Uh...

It means employees can refuse service

to a customer who violates our policies.

- Uh... - Huh?

Like, if a customer creates

an unsafe or a hostile work environment.

Whoa, that would be cool.

[both chuckle] - Yeah, unsafe kicks ass.

[chuckles] - Uh, wait a second.

So we can, like, refuse service to anyone we want?

No, only if they violate our policies

or create an unsafe or hostile work environment,

Cool. [chuckles]

Maybe work wouldn't suck so much

if it was unsafe and hostile.

[chuckles] - Yeah, motivation is cool.

[chuckles]

♪ Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy ♪

♪ Not me, if you ever cared to ask ♪

♪ Good for you ♪

These cheerleaders don't seem all that great, you know?

Yeah, really.

The cheerleaders at our school are better than this,

and half of 'em are pregnant.

[both chuckle]

Yeah, that's cool. [chuckles]

The coach is like, "Olivia Rodrigo,

"I've been noticing you've been half-assing it at practice.

"You're supposed to be

"cheering for the Fighting Dolphins,

not yelling about your boyfriend."

[chuckles]

"When you wear this uniform, you rep the school.

"Now, if you wanna go burn down

"Your boyfriend's house,

you do it in your street clothes."

[chuckles]

"This is not gonna help us beat the Wildcats."

[chuckles]

♪ Like a damn sociopath, I've lost my mind ♪

Uh, what is that word, "sociopath"?

[chuckles] - Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I wonder what it means. [chuckles]

That school psychiatrist said I was one of those.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

But it didn't matter, 'cause I don't care about her at all.

[both chuckle]

Or anyone else, really. [chuckles]

I don't care about others. [chuckles]

♪ Good for you ♪

You know, I would love

to have a girl be this mad at me

because that means that I scored with her before,

you know?

Yeah, no girl will ever be

this pissed off about you, Beavis.

Yeah, yeah.

No one's ever gonna burn down my house.

[chuckles]

I guess I'll just have to do it myself.

[chuckles] - You'll die alone.

[both chuckle] - Shut up, Butt-Head.

[chuckles]

Hi, I want a bacon cheeseburger

with lettuce and tomato, but extra tomato,

and a vanilla shake,

and a large half-fries, half-onion rings.

Uh, I refuse. [chuckles]

What? Why?

You're, like, creating a work environment.

[chuckles] - But you work here.

Isn't this your job?

You just did it again, dumbass.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

[chuckles]

Yeah, we'll have three regular hamburgers.

- Uh-huh. - No ketchup on one of them.

[chuckles] Ketchup sucks.

And we'll take two orders of fries.

Would you like to try our new Macho Hot Fries

for $1 more?

Sounds good.

[chuckles]

You got all that?

No.

What do you mean, "No"?

I refuse. [chuckles]

I'm not gonna make it,

'cause you're, like, violating our policies.

How exactly am I violating your policies?

Um, what's the policy again?

[chuckles]

Would you just give us our food?

I think it's, like, you're being a butthole or something.

[chuckles]

And, like, you suck. [chuckles]

Thank you. Drive through.

[chuckles]

We won't be needing this anymore.

Can we have two junior burger meals

with the apple slices?

And I'll have a salad.

- Uh, no, you cannot. - We know our rights, ma'am.

[chuckles] - We sure do.

They're on that sign full of words.

[chuckles]

Um, Butt-Head,

that's the sign that shows you how to choke somebody.

[chuckles]

Okay, I wanna see the manager right now.

I refuse. [both chuckling]

Ugh.

Yeah, and don't come back! [door slams]

Thank you for choosing Burger World.

[chuckles]

Hey, guys, we're here, and today, we've got some new items

to the studio, and I'm super, super excited about it.

I'm not quite sure what's in here.

Oh, this is that video where he unboxes real human skulls.

[chuckles] - Yeah, that's messed up.

[chuckles]

If you're unboxing real human skulls,

you shouldn't start out with,

"Hey, guys, I'm super, super excited."

[chuckles]

Yeah, really.

Your start out like--

[cackles]

Like that Crypt Keeper dude, you know?

Like, how he's always making puns, you know?

[chuckles]

"Welcome, boils and ghouls." [chuckles]

"If you are watching, you just might get a head."

[chuckles]

"Oh, what have we here?

This is to remind you to stay in skull."

[both chuckle]

Wait a minute. [chuckles]

Wait, where do they get these skulls?

Uh, from dead people.

[chuckles]

Wait a minute, so he--so he's, like,

a serial killer or something?

Yeah. [chuckles]

"Breaking news: Police have just arrested a man

known as the dumbass-who-shows-off-

his-skulls-on-YouTube killer."

[both chuckle]

"Neighbors said he seems like a serial killer,

and he's got a bunch of skulls in his apartment."

[chuckles]

"Neighbors said he would show off his skulls

"and say, 'Meet my new tomb-mate.'"

[cackles]

[both chuckle]

Yeah. [chuckles]

"Would you like to come into my apartment

and take a whiz in the bath-tomb?"

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

He's like... [cackles]

"These skulls give me a bone-r."

[chuckles]

You know, yeah, 'cause the bone is, like, you know--

skull is, like, a bone, you know.

[chuckles] - Uh, yes, I get it, Beavis.

[chuckles] Don't run it into the ground.

[chuckles]

But I'm getting grave reviews.

[chuckles]

I'm going to kick your ass.

Now shut up. [chuckles]

You know, yeah, wait a second.

I don't think I get that one.

This was an old, old preparation...

That guy, who the skull belong to, is like,

"You know, I lived a good life.

"I raised a family, and now this dumbass is playing

with my skull on YouTube."

[chuckles]

Man, this is really messed up, Butt-Head.

Think maybe we should call the police?

Uh, nah.

[chuckles] It's not my problem.

[chuckles] - Oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

Yeah, it's not my skull. [chuckles]

I hope you guys enjoy it. Ciao.

"Ciao.

I'm gonna go chow down on some human flesh."

[both chuckle]

[cars honking]

Uh, can I get a double cheeseburger, large fries,

and a root beer?

Yes, you can,

but not here.

I refuse. [chuckles]

Butt-Head, Butt-Head. [chuckles]

There's a hot chick in line. Check her out.

[chuckles] Should I refuse her?

Whoa, she's creating a hostile environment

in my pants.

[both chuckle]

Hey, yeah, really.

It's getting unsafe in there. [chuckles]

Let me handle this, Beavis. [chuckles]

Um, I guess I could let you handle it.

But I was kind of hoping the hot chick would--

[screaming]

I thought you meant--

[crash] Ahh!

Stop it. Don't you ever--

[impacts] - Ah-ah-oh!

Get out there. [chuckles]

What's this about you guys refusing to serve people?

Nothing could be further from the truth, ma'am.

I'll have Beavis bring you everything

from our entire menu.

I am servicing the right to reserve you.

Uh, and allow me to provide you a little entertainment.

[chuckles]

Check this out. [chuckles]

Uh, you, and, uh, you over there,

we reserve the right to refuse you service,

unless you fight.

[chuckles] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fight. [chuckles]

Winner gets to eat, yeah. [chuckles]

And the loser shall be refused.

That is our right, and we reserve it.

This is bullshit.

I'm not gonna hurt this guy for a lousy cheeseburger.

Yeah, except, you know, you wouldn't hurt me.

all: Ooh!

He just said he can kick your ass.

You'll be on the floor in about five seconds.

- Yeah, fight, fight! - You wanna go?

You wanna go?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Kick his ass.

Worldstar.

Hey!

[both chuckling]

Well, we did it, Beavis.

This place is an unsafe and hostile work environment.

Yeah, manager's gonna be really proud of us, you know?

It's a good thing he put up that sign.

[indistinct yelling]

I guess it's not up anymore.

Oh, there it is.

[chuckles]

Butt-Head, the sign broke.

Eh, damn it.

Now we have to serve people again.

[chuckles]

Yeah, this job sucks.

[police siren wailing]