Original subtitles

♪ MTV ♪

[both chuckling]

[bluesy rock music]

♪ ♪

Ow! Ow! I'ma kick--ow. Ah!

Okay, this is our eighth session

to try to improve your behavior,

and if anything, Butt-Head's aggression is getting worse.

- Ow! - Uh, it's the same.

Ow.

I'm going to say therapy isn't working.

It's time to try medication. - Ah!

Yeah, give him some pills.

[chuckles] - No.

I mean, medication for you.

Butt-Head, I want you to take one in the morning

and one in the afternoon.

They should help your behavior.

Let's flush 'em down the toilet.

[both chuckle]

Uh, wait a minute.

[sniffs]

These smell like grape.

I wanna try one. C'mon.

No way, Beavis.

I'm the one who's aggressive.

Ow! Hey.

- See? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

Go get some wuss pills or something.

Mmm. [smacks lips]

Not bad.

[chuckles]

It better come with refills.

Maybe if they get some refills, you can give me--

Ah!

Good morning, Wilbur!

[pig snorting]

That thing sounds like you, Beavis.

[mimics grunting]

[pig grunting]

[chuckling] No, it doesn't.

[grunting]

What is that thing, anyway?

Is that, like, a dog?

No, he's the star of that movie

where there's like a really annoying spider that has a web

and it keeps making words to save a dog.

[chuckles]

It's stupid. [chuckles]

Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles]

Good morning, buddy!

Remember when we had that substitute

and he was all, like, drunk,

and then he put that movie on

and just fell asleep at his desk all day?

[both chuckling]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

He was like, "Oh, this is educational."

[grunting]

It was a tear-jerker.

[chuckles]

[both chuckling] - "Jerker."

[both chuckling]

You got to back up so I can open the door.

Is this, like, a prison for animals or something?

[chuckles] - Yeah.

Your sentence is having to listen to this lady

for the rest of your life. - [chuckles]

Good morning, Grayson! [laughs]

"Good morning, Grayson!" [mocking laughter]

[chuckles] - They should eat her.

[both chuckling]

Yeah, really.

Yeah, see how she likes it.

[chuckling]

Good morning, Buster.

Do you know what they call meat from a cow?

[chuckles] Beef.

[chuckles]

[both chuckling]

So, like, um, do those pills,

like, make you feel different or something?

Eh, no.

But thank you for asking.

[chuckles]

Oh, um, okay, yeah.

God bless you, or, I don't know.

[chuckles]

This show sucks. [chuckles]

I guess it does.

But other people probably enjoy it.

[chuckles]

Nothing wrong with that. [chuckles]

Oh, I--okay.

I guess that's true. [chuckles]

But it does kind of suck, Butt-Head. [chuckles]

We can watch what you want, Beavis.

Anything you wanna do is fine.

[chuckles]

[screaming on TV]

This is pretty cool. This is better. [chuckles]

Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it, Beavis.

I like when you enjoy yourself.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

Oh, man. What's going on, Butt-Head?

You're kind of acting weird.

- Whoa. - Ah!

Settle down, Beavis. [chuckles]

Um, I thought you were gonna

hit me for a second there, you know?

[chuckles]

Oh, I wouldn't hit you,

Beavis, because you're my friend.

[chuckles]

Um, Butt-Head, I think you should stop taking those pills.

[chuckles]

[sighs] [chuckles]

So the sixth planet is Saturn, mm-kay?

Known for its prominent rings.

Um, Butt-Head, why are you wearing that shirt?

Uh, it's a sunny day. Why not wear a sunny outfit?

[chuckles] - Can everyone please focus?

Mm-kay?

Class is almost over,

and I'm just trying to squeeze in Uranus.

[chuckles]

Uh, Butt-Head? [chuckles]

- Hmm? - [chuckles]

Van Driessen, he kind of said, "I just wanna squeeze in"--

Beavis, Mr. Van Driessen is trying hard

to squeeze in Uranus, okay?

Yeah, exactly. Like, um--[chuckles]

Let's try to give him our attention.

- Yeah, but, um-- - [sighs]

I'm glad I brought a nice, sharp pencil for Uranus.

Come on, Butt-Head. What's going on?

Nothing, Beavis.

This is the perfect pencil for Uranus.

[chuckles] [school bell rings]

Oh, darn. [chuckles]

Whoa! Where'd that come from?

Um, Van Driessen?

I think there's something wrong with Butt-Head.

Oh, I don't think so at all.

In fact, Butt-Head, I'm very proud of your behavior today.

No, you don't understand. There's something wrong--

Oh, thank you, Mr. Van Driessen.

I enjoyed your class today.

You mean the part about Uranus, right, Butt-Head?

[chuckles]

I actually liked Saturn, Beavis,

with its prominent rings.

That was my favorite. - What?

Would you like to join Beavis

and I for lunch, Mr. Van Driessen?

Butt-Head, no, no.

Fascinating.

Mt. Van Driessen, I would love to hear

more stories about the teachers' union.

Oh, no.

Well, at the next meeting,

there was quite a spirited debate about the health plan.

Ooh. [chuckles]

The health plan? - Damn it, Butt-Head.

Are you okay, Beavis?

I brought an extra banana if you'd like one.

A what?

A banana, Beavis. [chuckles]

They're delicious-- better than nachos.

♪ ♪

Mmm.

A banana.

[humming] [scratching sound]

Damn it, Butt-Head. This sucks.

You have to stop taking those pills.

But Beavis, I was told to take these pills by an adult.

Is there something else that's bothering you?

- Yeah, there is! - [chuckles]

It's bothering me that you're acting like a butthole!

I hear you, Beavis.

I'll try to do better. - Damn it.

Stop agreeing with everything I say!

- Okay, Beavis. - See, you did it again!

Stop it!

What would you like me to do, Beavis?

Damn it, Butt-Head!

You're a butthole and your mom's a slut

and you suck! [chuckles]

Beavis, thank you for being honest with me.

I think we can work this out if we just dialogue

like Ms. Ortiz modeled for us, and we--

- [screams] - Oh, Beavis, my pills.

Ah! Enough!

[screaming]

Beavis, this is a step backwards for you.

I'm concerned--

Stop acting like a wuss!

Call me a butthole!

Say, "Beavis is a butthole!"

[coughing] Don't say that about my friend.

[gagging]

Oh, damn it. Damn it.

Ah!

[grunting]

[pukes]

[both panting]

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

What the hell is wrong with you, butthole?

Ah! Hittin' me.

Oh, yeah.

Beavis, you're about to get your ass kicked.

No, no, no-- [chuckles]

Ah! - Damn it.

- Ah! - Butthole.

Ah! Cut it out.

- [grunts] - Ah!

[rock music]

Ow. Ah!

[grunting]

Ah!