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[both chuckling]

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[bell rings]

Two, please, for Escape from the Mummy's Tomb.

Oh, I'm afraid there's a minimum group size

of four people. - Oh, no.

Our girlfriends canceled. - Oh, yeah, that sucks.

Well, you got ten minutes to make our next session.

Where are we gonna find two people in ten minutes?

And they've got to be really smart

and good at solving puzzles.

Hmm, there's got to be somebody.

- [chuckles] - Yeah, that kicks ass. Yeah.

Okay, so this is the four of you?

Yes. You guys are smart, right?

Uh, yeah. [chuckles]

That's why you asked us to join you, m'ladies.

[both chuckle] - Smart.

Okay, now, remember, if you can work together

to find the clues and solve the puzzles,

then you might be able to escape from the mummy's tomb.

It's down the hall to your left.

We do take payment in advance, please.

Uh, we'll just go ahead while you ladies pay.

But afterwards, we'll split it four ways, right?

Yeah, baby. [chuckles]

Did you hear that, Beavis? They want to have a four-way.

Whoa, really? [chuckles]

That's right.

We got to escape from the mummy's tomb,

and then they'll see how smart we are,

and then we will score.

Uh, he said left, right?

Right, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah.

Right. [chuckles]

Uh, okay. [chuckles]

Huh.

So this is the mummy's tomb.

Whoa, amazing.

It looks just like a bathroom.

Hmm, interesting.

This mummy is trickier than I thought.

[grunting]

Butt-Head, it won't open. We're trapped.

Of course we are, dumbass.

That's why they call it an escape room.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's look for clues.

Exactly, Beavis.

We will solve the escape room,

and then we will solve the greatest mystery of them all--

scoring.

Oh, yeah, yeah. [both chuckle]

Hi, everyone. My name is Mary Katherine and--

My name is Mary Katherine. [chuckles]

And this is my college decision reaction video.

And-- - I know my college decision.

[chuckles] No.

[both chuckle] - Yeah, no way.

Absolutely not.

Let's watch something else, Butt-Head.

[all screaming]

What's going on? [screaming continues]

This is scary.

Oh, fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's putting her in a chokehold.

She's got a chokehold. - [screams]

Yeah, elbow her in the ribs, come on.

Come on, grab her arm. Come on.

You can get out of this. - Teach her a lesson.

Make sure she never gets into Harvard again.

[chuckles]

I don't know how you get into Harvard

if you can't even kick your own mom's ass.

Come on, come on.

Her face is wide open. Come on.

Looks like the mom is gonna win this one.

[chuckles] - There will come a day

when you will defeat me, Mary Katherine,

but today is not that day. [chuckles]

Ah, ah! [chuckles]

Oh, my God. Oh.

- [chuckles] - Uh...

Butt-Head, I think I found a clue.

Check it out. There's words.

Hmm, words. Let's see.

Jason...eats...

balls.

Jason eats balls.

Hmm. - Huh.

But what does it mean? - Who is Jason?

Why does he eat balls? Whose balls does he eat?

Ah, the mummy's balls? [chuckles]

Perhaps. [chuckles]

Yeah, this is hard.

Maybe we should ask those girls.

Beavis, those girls weren't even smart enough

to figure out how to get in the escape room.

They're gonna think we're geniuses when we get out.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, maybe they'll be dumb enough to score with us.

[both chuckle] Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God, are they still in the bathroom?

They're weird.

They must be in tech or something.

Hey, is it okay if Kyle and Brad join your group?

Okay, sure.

This mummy forgot to, like, leave clues or something.

Whoa, Butt-Head, look.

I found a clue. Look, a turd.

Hmm, now we're getting somewhere, Beavis.

Finally, a real clue. - Yeah.

Now, why would someone put a turd in a toilet?

Hmm. - It just doesn't make sense.

Wait a minute. Maybe someone took a dump.

[screams]

Damn it, Beavis, shut up. I'm thinking.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

Beavis, you mean well, but you're a dumbass.

[chuckles] I have figured it out.

That turd can mean only one thing.

This mummy is disgusting.

[insects buzzing]

Check it out, Beavis, another clue.

- So what do we do with it? - Elementary, my dear dumbass.

And now I shall solve the puzzle.

[chuckles] Open. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

[grunting] Open, you son of a bitch.

[grunting] - I think it's working.

- Damn it. - [screams]

Give me my clue back, butthole.

Cut it out, Butt-Head. Come on, let go.

[screams]

Whoa, Butt-Head, you did it.

[chuckles] I'm smart. [chuckles]

Yeah, yeah. You're probably gonna score, too.

[both chuckle]

About to escape, yeah. [both chuckle]

[groans] We didn't escape, Butt-Head.

Uh, damn it. [chuckles]

Yeah, and this tomb is even harder.

There's no urinals.

And what are these things?

Hmm, no human alive knows what these are.

We must put them in the toilet.

Oh, yeah. [both chuckle]

How to make tattoo ink in prison.

A soda can, some toilet tissue,

some hair grease, and a saltine crackers box.

Fold the tissue up and--

Whoa, this guy is definitely a criminal.

[chuckles]

That's what it should look like.

What accent is this? [chuckles]

Take your hair grease and fill up--

It's like a prison accent. [chuckles]

I want to talk like that. [chuckles]

[Southern accent] Got some toilet tissue,

saltine cracker box.

Tear off three sheets of toilet tissue.

Twist it very tight.

[Southern accent] Twist it up real tight.

Light your candle and set your box

over top of it to collect all the soot.

- Set your box over top of it. - Set the box on two pencils--

Set it on two pencils, so it can breathe.

After about an hour, you can see all the soot--

After about an hour, you can see all the soot

that's caught inside the box. [chuckles]

Scrape it into a pile.

[normal voice] This, like, makes me want to go to jail.

Add a tiny bit of hand sanitizer or body wash.

What did this guy do to get in prison, I wonder?

[normal voice] He didn't have to do anything.

They just let him right in. [chuckles]

Yeah, they just looked at him and were like,

"Sir, I can tell by looking at you

"that you're gonna be in jail eventually,

so let's just get this over with."

[both chuckle]

Only a drop or two of water.

This is, like, a pretty nice prison

he's in here, you know? [chuckles]

No, he's back at his mom's. [chuckles]

Yeah, his mom's gonna be like,

[Southern accent] "Damn it, did you take my saltine cracker box

and use it for your tattoo again?"

[Southern accent] "Damn it, boy,

"you ain't never gonna eat chicken

"in this house again you don't give me back

my saltine cracker box."

"What am I gonna do if I kill your daddy

"and have to tattoo a teardrop next to my eye?

How am I gonna do that without soot?"

Every tattoo I have is that ink,

and they're, like, ten years old.

Um, Butt-Head, I dressed up like a mummy like you said,

and I still can't find any clues.

Uh, who cares about clues?

Let's flush this stuff down the toilet.

[both chuckle]

Yeah, if we're gonna be stuck in here,

we might as well do something cool.

[toilet flushes] Yeah.

Congratulations, by the way.

That's the fastest anyone's solved the mummy's tomb.

What the hell?

Let's stick the plunger in the sink.

[both chuckle] - Yeah, flooding is cool.

Oh, my God. What the hell?

Who would do something like that?

Check it out, Beavis, it worked.

[chuckles] - Yeah, we're geniuses.

- We escaped. - Yeah, this is cool.

[car horn honks]

Damn it, where are those girls going?

Uh, I guess we scared them off

with our genius-ing or something.

[chuckles] They just couldn't handle it.

[groans] Oh, well... [chuckles]

I've been waiting to go to the bathroom for hours.

Um, where's the bathroom?

Yeah, it's down the hall to the right.

Here we go.

This bathroom is weird. [chuckles]

Yeah, I'm not gonna be picky at this point.

[groans]

Help me with the lid here, Butt-Head.

[groans] - Unbelievable.

Those two girls have no class.

What--Hey, hey, what are you doing?

[sighs] That's better.

Stop, stop that! Stop that! Stop! Stop!