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(sighing)
Incredible.
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Last night he dreamed
about making eggs.
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And now he's making eggs.
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I hang out with Jay
in his dreams sometimes.
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And I flew to Geneva last week.
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We all have our powers.
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Oh, gosh.
Didn't see you there, Hetty.
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Sorry.
(grumbles)
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Jay, guess what.
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Somebody wants to rent out
the ballroom, and this time
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it's not people
who want to shoot a porno.
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I still think you should
have let that play out.
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The script was good.
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That's incredible.
Who wants to rent it out?
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The Hudson Valley Players.
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They're the premier
community theater organization
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in all of Ulster County.
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Recently nominated for a Toby.
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You mean a Tony?
Oh, similar,
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but these are just
for the Hudson Valley,
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and the winners are chosen
by a guy named Toby.
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Sounds prestigious.
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Anyway, they needed a venue
for their fall musical,
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and all of the good ones
were taken, so they chose us.
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They're doing Cole Porter's
Anything Goes.
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Oh, I knew Cole.
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Had a big thing for me.
Practically obsessed.
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Wasn't he, like, famously gay?
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You couldn't just
let me have that, Trev?
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Wait, Sam, wasn't
Anything Goes the musical
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you were almost in
in high school?
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Some people say listening
is my real ghost power.
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I was tech crew.
Should have been the lead,
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but, you know, politics.
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Oh, yeah, you got robbed, babe.
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Okay, that felt obligatory.
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JAY:
And I heard the lighting
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was the best part of the show
that year.
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Ugh. So patronizing.
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This is getting sad.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Is that your contractor?
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SAMANTHA: Yeah. He's one
of the Hudson Valley Players.
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People are still buzzing
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about his performance
in Rent last year.
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There's Toby talk.
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Oh, this takes me back.
(laughs)
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I miss being
around show business.
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Or, you know, whatever this is.
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Hey, Mark. Looking good.
Uh, listen, when you're done,
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I think there's an issue
with the walk-in freezer.
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Jay, if I could just stop you.
When I'm in this space,
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I'm not your contractor.
I'm an artist.
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Yeah. For sure.
It's just that the restaurant
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opens in a few weeks...
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Shh.
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This is a sacred space.
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Okay.
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Are you guys
seeing that talent?
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Wouldn't mind if a stage light
fell on her, am I right?
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Who is she?
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("If You Were Here"
by Thompson Twins playing)
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♪ If you were here. ♪
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Oh, yeah. In the cult,
she would have been
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a top five wife for Bruce,
for sure.
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Which means she would have
gotten carrots with dinner.
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Carrots should be for everybody.
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Oh, Pete.
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Bruce warned us
about people like you.
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Wow. This is a
pretty nice spread.
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You think this is impressive?
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This is nothing compared
to what we had
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on the set of L&O.
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Law and Order.
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You were on Law and Order?
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SCOTT:
Not in the final cut, but...
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yeah, I was there.
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They called it craft services.
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And it offered every culinary
creation under the sun.
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Hot foods,
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cold foods,
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gum.
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Oh, uh, this is my husband Jay.
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Jay, this is Scott Morgan.
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Two-time Toby-nominated
director.
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And assistant sales manager
at Davenport Chevrolet.
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Oh, I'm not really
in the market.
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That's what everyone says
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until they feel the smooth
ride of the new Malibu.
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I'm so sorry, Scott.
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I have something
you need to see.
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ISAAC:
Hamilton used to wear
a lot of scarves.
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Turns out he was covering up
adulterous hickeys.
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(chuckles)
That man frequented whores.
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My friends.
Attention, please.
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It is with a heavy heart
I must inform you
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that our beloved leading lady
Brenda Hanover
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is no longer with us.
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(all gasping)
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She was unable to secure
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time off from her job at Lowe's
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and is stepping down
from her role as Reno Sweeney.
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He did not need to deliver
that information like that.
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That is how you
milk a moment.
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I could take the part.
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Ooh, immediately
trying to take advantage
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of someone else's misfortune.
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(chuckles)
I like her.
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Thank you, Marisa.
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But it will be
an open competition.
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We shall hold auditions
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for the role
of Reno Sweeney Monday. Jay.
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Huh?
I need to print
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a sign-up sheet. Please,
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take me to the
business center.
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I... got a laptop
in the kitchen.
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Then to the kitchen.
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So, tell me, what are you
currently driving?
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Sam, isn't Reno Sweeney the role
you wanted in high school?
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You should audition.
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Me? No. This isn't
some rinky-dink production.
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This is
the Hudson Valley Players.
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They performed at the mall.
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Come on, Sam.
Do you know what I would give
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for just one more minute
back in the spotlight?
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This is your dream.
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How are you just gonna stand
there and let it pass you by?
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Look, I appreciate the support,
but I'm really not interested.
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But, Sam...
I said no.
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Okay? Just leave it alone.
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I'm just saying, bring
that drama to the stage.
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Mm.
(sighs)
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ERNIE JOHNSON:
And now, this year's winner
of the James Beard Award
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for Best New Chef, Northeast...
Stop.
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Jay Arondeker!
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Here you go, Chef.
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I just want to thank everyone
who believed in me.
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And to my mom, Champa--
I owe everything to you.
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AUDIENCE: Aw.
(orchestral begins playing)
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Seriously?
Walk-off music?
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This is my dream.
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Right this way, Mr. Arondekar.
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Hold up.
Isn't that the lady
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from the community
theater group?
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Interesting, Jay.
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She just popped into my head.
(chuckles)
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You can't control a pop.
People pop!
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Hey, I'm Marisa.
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Oh, uh... hi.
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Sasappis.
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You look good in a tux.
(weak chuckle)
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What is happening?
You heard the music.
Walk off, son.
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(gasps)
Unless you want me to tell Sam
that you didn't thank her.
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This is so lame.
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Again, my dream.
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Your hair is amazing.
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Never once used conditioner.
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Yeah.
'Cause I died 500 years ago.
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(laughs)
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You're funny.
Oh.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi. (chuckles)
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(chuckles softly)
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Hi.
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ALBERTA:
Sam, what happened yesterday
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with you storming off
like that?
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I just didn't want to audition.
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That's all.
I have a lot going on right now.
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Yeah, it's true.
There was that guest last month.
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And there's the weekly sorting
of the mail on Wednesdays.
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And I'm trying
to support you, Sam,
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but you have the calendar
of a retiree.
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ALBERTA:
You know this role and
you're dying to play it.
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Hell, you would've played it
in high school
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if it wasn't for politics.
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Well, that's
not completely true.
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I will be singing the song
"I Get A Kick Out of You."
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(retches)
MAN: My pants!
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So it wasn't politics.
I mean,
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some of the puke splashed on
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the student council president.
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So that was sort of political.
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I once vomited
in James Madison's carriage.
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In fairness, we were
traversing a bumpy road
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and I had just had
a pheasant pie.
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It was humiliating.
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After that, I moved
to tech crew and...
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I've been terrified
to get on stage ever since.
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Oh, Sam. you can't let
one bad performance
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get in the way of your dreams.
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Girl, I fell into the music
pit once at the Red Cat.
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Got my head stuck in a tuba.
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But was I back on stage
the next day?
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Damn right I was.
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Nursing a concussion
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and drowning
in bathtub gin.
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They said I gave
one hell of a show,
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but I don't really remember.
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But what if I audition
and things go
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just as badly
as they did the last time?
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ALBERTA:
You just need confidence.
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And confidence is all about
feeling prepared.
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Let me take you under my wing.
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Alberta Haynes knows just
how to get you there.
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You'd really do that for me?
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I mean, I'm
pretty busy, but
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I think I can
make some time.
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Okay, what the heck?
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Thanks, Alberta.
You're a good friend.
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Hey. We're gonna
have a lot of fun.
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(imitates alarm blaring)
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W-What time is it?
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It's time to get your ass
out of bed.
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Your training starts now.
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But it's 4:00 a.m.
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That'll be ten more laps.
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There's gonna be laps?
SASAPPIS: Hey.
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Can you keep it down?
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I'm trying to enter
your husband's dreams.
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Sorry.
Thank you.
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We all have to live here.
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(sighs)
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Hey, can I ask you
guys for advice?
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Absolutely. Stay away
from the brown acid.
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Thank you. But, uh,
it's more dating-related.
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Okay.
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Don't date any members
of Fleetwood Mac.
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TREVOR:
Sass. What's going on?
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Who are you dating?
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Well, you actually know her.
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Remember that hot
stretching lady
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from the theater troupe, Marisa?
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Wait, did a light
actually fall on her?
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Was there any damage
to the punim?
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She's not dead. Okay,
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this is gonna sound
a little nuts,
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but we hung out in Jay's dream.
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So you're dating someone in
another person's subconscious?
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I don't think
I've even gone there.
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Yeah, this is a
little unorthodox.
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Well, hey, he... the guy's
got limited options.
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We're ghosts, we can't even
leave the property.
Well...
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Pete, no.
SASAPPIS:
There's only one problem.
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So, I went into Jay's dream
last night to see her again,
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but she wasn't there.
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It was just Jay
trapped in a walk-in freezer
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with the '86 Mets.
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Oh, well, that makes sense,
'cause he was talking to Mark
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about the freezer
and then he watched
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that baseball
documentary before bed.
Yes.
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You just need to get him
to think about Marisa
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before he goes to sleep.
255
00:09:34,863 --> 00:09:36,597
Yeah, just tell Sam
to ask her husband
256
00:09:36,698 --> 00:09:40,468
to think about that hot,
bendy lady right before bed.
257
00:09:40,568 --> 00:09:42,569
I might not
use those exact words.
258
00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:44,572
Probably a good strategy.
Eh.
259
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ALBERTA:
Sam, this is gonna be
260
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the hardest day of your life.
261
00:09:47,942 --> 00:09:49,610
I'm here to break you down
262
00:09:49,711 --> 00:09:51,145
and build you back up again.
263
00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:52,446
And why are they here?
264
00:09:52,546 --> 00:09:54,949
We're bored.
And we believe in you and stuff.
265
00:09:55,049 --> 00:09:57,385
So, what exactly
does this entail?
266
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I'm gonna train your mind,
your body and your soul.
267
00:10:00,388 --> 00:10:02,991
There will be moments
when you won't want to go on,
268
00:10:03,091 --> 00:10:04,325
but go on you will.
269
00:10:04,425 --> 00:10:05,960
By the time
I'm through with you,
270
00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:09,798
you'll be so prepared,
you won't know how to fail.
271
00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,332
Get her, Berty.
272
00:10:11,432 --> 00:10:13,201
I mean, let's go, Sam!
273
00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:17,271
Dancers need perfect posture.
274
00:10:19,874 --> 00:10:21,810
Again.
275
00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:26,314
And any actor worth her salt
can cry on cue.
276
00:10:26,447 --> 00:10:28,482
Mm...
I don't see any tears.
277
00:10:28,616 --> 00:10:29,984
Mm, this might help.
278
00:10:30,118 --> 00:10:32,754
Your mother's dead and
your business is a failure!
279
00:10:33,487 --> 00:10:35,489
Still no tears.
It was a good thought.
280
00:10:35,589 --> 00:10:36,390
Yeah.
281
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
282
00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:40,260
♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
283
00:10:40,261 --> 00:10:43,765
Singing is about endurance
and breath control!
284
00:10:43,865 --> 00:10:45,099
Let's expand
those lungs!
285
00:10:45,199 --> 00:10:46,868
Can I have a water?
Of course
you can,
286
00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,536
in 80 more laps.
Ugh!
287
00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:51,205
Ooh, gave her a little hope
and then snatched it away.
288
00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:52,173
Well done.
289
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,843
(grunting)
290
00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:56,643
How's it going
with Alberta, babe?
291
00:10:56,644 --> 00:10:59,613
Well, I cried twice, but
not when I was supposed to.
292
00:10:59,714 --> 00:11:02,282
Sam, I need you to get Jay
to dream about that Marisa girl
293
00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:03,984
from the community theater
group again tonight.
294
00:11:03,985 --> 00:11:06,955
Jay, did you have a dream
about that girl Marisa?
295
00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:10,157
You can't control
a pop-in, okay?
296
00:11:10,158 --> 00:11:12,293
Damn it, Sass.
297
00:11:12,393 --> 00:11:13,626
Okay, a couple nights ago,
298
00:11:13,627 --> 00:11:15,229
I was hanging out
in Jay's dream,
299
00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:16,597
and Marisa popped in.
300
00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:17,866
It was very innocent
on Jay's part,
301
00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:19,801
but Marisa and I--
302
00:11:19,901 --> 00:11:21,736
uh, we kind of hit it off.
303
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,837
Aw. Weird,
but aw.
304
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:24,739
The problem is--
305
00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:25,940
and you'll like this--
306
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,007
Jay hasn't dreamed
about her since,
307
00:11:27,008 --> 00:11:28,842
but I need him to
308
00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:30,677
if I'm gonna hang out
with her again.
309
00:11:30,678 --> 00:11:32,546
Larry Bird popped in last week.
(scoffs)
310
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,948
Don't have a thing for him.
311
00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:36,217
Okay. So, what's the
action item here, Sass?
312
00:11:36,317 --> 00:11:38,887
Okay, I need you
to encourage Jay
313
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,621
to think about Marisa
before he goes to sleep.
314
00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:42,556
Obviously, that doesn't
guarantee an appearance,
315
00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:44,358
but it's worth a shot.
316
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:47,728
Okay. Jay, before you
go to bed tonight,
317
00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:49,662
I want you to think
about Marisa,
318
00:11:49,663 --> 00:11:52,633
so Sass can hang out
with her again.
319
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,668
We're in weird territory here.
320
00:11:54,769 --> 00:11:55,837
Yeah.
321
00:11:55,937 --> 00:11:57,872
Let's get back to it, Sam!
322
00:11:57,972 --> 00:12:00,474
We got 24 hours
till our big audition.
323
00:12:00,574 --> 00:12:02,876
Alberta, I don't know
if this is going so well.
324
00:12:02,877 --> 00:12:05,846
Sam, as bad as you're
feeling right now,
325
00:12:05,847 --> 00:12:07,415
and as much as you're hurting,
326
00:12:07,515 --> 00:12:09,183
it'll all be worth it
when you're up on that stage.
327
00:12:09,283 --> 00:12:12,253
There's nothing in the world
like that feeling.
328
00:12:12,353 --> 00:12:13,487
We can get there, Sam,
329
00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:15,589
but I need you to believe
in yourself,
330
00:12:15,723 --> 00:12:17,591
because I believe in you.
JAY: Sam,
331
00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:19,393
where are all our plates?
332
00:12:19,961 --> 00:12:21,996
("You're the Best"
by Joe Esposito playing)
333
00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:24,298
(whoops) Go, Sam!
334
00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:25,699
Yes, girl!
335
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,435
♪ Around ♪
336
00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:29,369
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down... ♪
337
00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:30,972
That's it.
You're doing it.
338
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:32,405
♪ Around ♪
339
00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:34,574
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down ♪
340
00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:37,278
♪ You're the best around... ♪
341
00:12:37,378 --> 00:12:39,380
(cheering)
342
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,815
She climbed three stairs.
343
00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:43,251
And she's celebrating
like she's Ben Franklin
344
00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:45,119
after he climbed three stairs.
345
00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:46,720
(laughs)
He was portly.
346
00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:51,092
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down. ♪
347
00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:52,994
Alberta's been so amazing, Jay.
348
00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:54,795
I actually think
I could get this part.
349
00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:56,097
Wouldn't that be incredible?
350
00:12:56,197 --> 00:12:58,132
Huh? Oh, yeah.
That'd be awesome, babe.
351
00:12:58,232 --> 00:12:59,633
Okay, I know I asked you
352
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:01,602
to look at
Marisa's Instagram,
353
00:13:01,702 --> 00:13:03,270
but spring break
2018?
354
00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:04,572
It's for Sass.
355
00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:05,806
Why are you all zoomed in?
356
00:13:05,907 --> 00:13:07,441
Well, I-I wanted to avoid
357
00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:10,811
any of her sorority sisters
popping in. (scoffs)
358
00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:12,480
For Sass.
359
00:13:12,613 --> 00:13:14,348
ALBERTA:
Guys,
360
00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:15,516
we have a big problem.
361
00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:16,918
I just came from
the ballroom,
362
00:13:17,018 --> 00:13:18,686
I saw Marisa warming up.
363
00:13:18,786 --> 00:13:20,753
Sam's competition for that role.
Ooh-wee!
364
00:13:20,754 --> 00:13:22,190
She got a voice of an angel.
365
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,258
Well, I guess Sam will
just have to give it her best.
366
00:13:25,259 --> 00:13:26,827
That's all you can do.
367
00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:29,463
No, it's not all we can do,
you peace-loving freak.
368
00:13:29,563 --> 00:13:33,034
We've come too far
and we're too close.
369
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,336
I ain't gonna let
this part get away.
370
00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:38,839
It's time for Berty
to play dirty.
371
00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:41,108
Guess who saw
his dream girl last night?
372
00:13:41,109 --> 00:13:44,078
All right!
Awesome, man.
Give us some deets.
373
00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:45,779
Aw, we just hung out and talked.
374
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,348
She's got a lot
of fun interests.
375
00:13:47,481 --> 00:13:49,149
Very into superheroes.
PETE: Huh.
376
00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:50,317
That's unexpected.
Yeah.
377
00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,020
And big Star Wars girl, too.
378
00:13:52,153 --> 00:13:54,355
And sneakers.
She loves sneakers.
379
00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:55,523
And the New York Knicks.
380
00:13:55,623 --> 00:13:57,725
Oh, boy.
What?
381
00:13:57,825 --> 00:14:00,661
Is her favorite restaurant Sonic
and does she love D&D?
382
00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:02,363
Yes on both counts.
383
00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:05,566
Those are all
Jay's interests.
384
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,535
You're not dating Marisa, Sass.
385
00:14:07,635 --> 00:14:09,203
You're dating Jay.
386
00:14:10,104 --> 00:14:11,539
(laughing): No, no, no.
387
00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:13,306
It does make a lot of sense.
I mean, she exists
388
00:14:13,307 --> 00:14:14,909
entirely in Jay's subconscious.
389
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,278
Okay, you guys are just jealous
because I found someone.
390
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,413
If anything, I'm jealous
that you're dating Jay.
391
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:20,847
D-Did he mention me?
I mean, did...
392
00:14:20,848 --> 00:14:22,050
Sorry, did she mention me?
393
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,816
I'm not dating Jay, okay?
394
00:14:23,817 --> 00:14:26,854
Marisa is her own person
who has her own cool interests.
395
00:14:26,955 --> 00:14:30,191
How many times did she reference
The Shawshank Redemption?
396
00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:33,094
Oh, my God, I'm dating Jay.
397
00:14:33,861 --> 00:14:35,996
Red leather, yellow leather,
lavender leather.
398
00:14:35,997 --> 00:14:38,232
Red leather, yellow
leather, lavender leather.
399
00:14:38,332 --> 00:14:40,668
What animal makes
lavender leather, I wonder?
400
00:14:40,768 --> 00:14:43,437
Hm. Hippopotamus dries
to a purplish hue.
401
00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:44,805
We had an ottoman.
402
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,907
Oh, a "hippopottoman."
That's fun.
(chuckles)
403
00:14:47,008 --> 00:14:49,543
Ten minutes, Samantha.
I'll see you in the ballroom.
404
00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:53,281
You have one chance to wow
me and one chance only,
405
00:14:53,381 --> 00:14:55,349
because I have
Chevrolets to sell.
406
00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:58,086
You're gonna get that promotion.
I need less from you, Jeff.
407
00:14:58,186 --> 00:15:00,053
(sighs) Great note.
408
00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:02,456
How you feeling, Sam?
Like a star?
409
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:03,890
I'm ready. (chuckles)
410
00:15:03,891 --> 00:15:05,525
I know my tap routine,
my song. I got this.
411
00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:08,762
Awesome. Now, Alberta,
when do I walk through Marisa?
412
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,198
What?
413
00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:11,932
Oh, Alberta told me
to walk through your competition
414
00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:14,401
so she'd get super high
and mess up.
(weak chuckle)
415
00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:15,803
There goes our girl again.
416
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,870
What else did she say?
Oh, yeah, don't tell Sam.
417
00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:19,872
But you said you believed in me.
ALBERTA: I do.
418
00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:21,609
It's just a little
insurance policy.
419
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:24,445
Yeah, because you didn't think
I could do it on my own.
420
00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:27,080
I can't believe this.
I thought you were my friend.
421
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:28,916
(both gasp)
HETTY: In retrospect,
422
00:15:29,017 --> 00:15:31,285
perhaps not the best
idea to entrust Flower
423
00:15:31,419 --> 00:15:32,786
with your secret mission.
424
00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:34,588
Yeah, you really messed up.
425
00:15:40,794 --> 00:15:41,695
Can we talk?
426
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:43,031
Well, I'm pretty busy
427
00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,598
setting up snacks
for the cast right now.
428
00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:46,867
Though I'm probably not even
qualified to do that.
429
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:47,968
That's not true.
430
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:50,104
Although I do think the chips
431
00:15:50,204 --> 00:15:51,639
should go closer to the dip.
432
00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:53,307
Is this what
you wanted to talk about?
433
00:15:53,407 --> 00:15:55,409
No.
I owe you an apology.
434
00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:58,012
I went too far.
And what I realized is
435
00:15:58,112 --> 00:16:00,380
I wasn't just
trying to help you.
436
00:16:00,381 --> 00:16:02,116
I was also doing this for me.
437
00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:03,184
What does that mean?
438
00:16:03,284 --> 00:16:04,785
I miss the
limelight, Sam.
439
00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:08,122
When I was alive and I was
up there singing? (chuckles)
440
00:16:08,222 --> 00:16:10,291
Well, that's the most alive
I've ever felt.
441
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:13,394
And you getting that part,
I think, in some small way,
442
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,696
was gonna make me feel
like I was on stage.
443
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:18,699
And I know I got
a little carried away
444
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:20,600
because...
(clicks tongue)
445
00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:23,704
I just wanted it so bad.
For both of us.
446
00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:26,006
But that wasn't the way
that I wanted to win the part.
447
00:16:26,107 --> 00:16:27,308
I know, Sam,
448
00:16:27,408 --> 00:16:29,442
and I'm sorry.
I wasn't thinking straight.
449
00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:31,279
And what would make
all this even worse
450
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:35,183
is if my actions prevented you
from getting to live your dream.
451
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:38,586
Oh, there you are.
452
00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:40,854
Scott's looking
for you.
453
00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:42,789
We don't make Scott wait.
454
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,525
ALBERTA:
Sam,
455
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:48,196
whatever you do, I think
you're a star either way.
456
00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:53,367
(sighs)
It's just so pathetic.
457
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,503
I was so desperate
to be with someone,
458
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,637
to have a connection,
that I got excited
459
00:16:57,638 --> 00:16:59,673
about a figment
of Jay's imagination.
460
00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:01,842
You're being
too hard on yourself.
461
00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,677
This one time, I ate
too many shrooms
462
00:17:03,811 --> 00:17:06,614
and dated a saguaro cactus
for, like, a week.
463
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:09,450
He was sweet.
Great listener.
464
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,652
It's nice of you guys
to try to cheer me up, but
465
00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:13,254
let's face it: I'm alone.
466
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:15,022
And I'm never
gonna meet anyone new.
467
00:17:15,156 --> 00:17:17,358
You may not be able
to find someone,
468
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:18,958
but maybe I can.
469
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:22,130
Maybe it's time I start to use
my power to help others.
470
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,198
For the less fortunate,
the housebounds.
471
00:17:24,298 --> 00:17:26,900
Even when he's being nice,
it's just so smug.
472
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,902
Sass, I will search
far and wide,
473
00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:31,038
and I will find someone
who's not bound to a property.
474
00:17:31,139 --> 00:17:33,040
I mean, there's got to be others
out there like me,
475
00:17:33,141 --> 00:17:34,341
and I'll bring one back to you.
476
00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:37,144
Like some kind of
spectral pimp.
477
00:17:37,145 --> 00:17:39,011
Matchmaker, maybe, is more
what I was thinking.
478
00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:40,748
Wait, really, Pete?
You'd do that for me?
479
00:17:40,881 --> 00:17:42,015
It would be my honor.
480
00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:44,485
Hey, if you come across
any non-housebound
481
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,486
dead Dallas Cowboy
cheerleaders, could you...
482
00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:48,222
Hey, he's looking for me, man.
483
00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,490
I can't put an order in?
484
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,991
I'm just saying,
if he sees one.
485
00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:54,061
You don't even know
what those are. Selfish.
486
00:17:54,162 --> 00:17:57,064
Last call for Samantha?
487
00:17:57,165 --> 00:17:59,066
Samantha?
488
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,336
Sorry I'm late, I was...
I don't need excuses.
489
00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:04,938
I need excellence.
490
00:18:05,072 --> 00:18:06,140
ALBERTA:
Yes!
491
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,741
Give 'em hell, Sam!
492
00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:10,077
(plays "Anything Goes")
493
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:16,917
Oh, dear.
She's gonna blow.
494
00:18:17,017 --> 00:18:19,853
And she stress-ate
all those Twizzlers earlier.
495
00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:21,822
It's gonna look like
a crime scene in here.
496
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,460
Listen to me, Sam.
497
00:18:26,594 --> 00:18:28,528
Forget about all
these people watching.
498
00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:31,499
You're just singing to a friend.
499
00:18:34,402 --> 00:18:36,604
♪ In olden days ♪
500
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:38,306
♪ A glimpse of stocking ♪
501
00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:40,907
♪ Was looked on
as something shocking ♪
502
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:42,943
♪ But now, God knows ♪
503
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:45,579
♪ Anything goes ♪
504
00:18:46,314 --> 00:18:47,615
♪ Good authors, too ♪
505
00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:49,983
♪ Who once knew better words,
now only use ♪
506
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,621
♪ Four-letter words,
writing prose ♪
507
00:18:53,754 --> 00:18:56,190
♪ Anything goes ♪
508
00:18:56,957 --> 00:18:58,559
(band playing "Anything Goes")
509
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,828
♪ The world has gone mad today ♪
510
00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:03,263
♪ And good's bad today
and black's white today ♪
511
00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:04,597
♪ And day's night today ♪
512
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:05,966
♪ When most guys today ♪
513
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:07,767
♪ That women
prize today ♪
514
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:09,569
♪ Are silly gigolos... ♪
515
00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:11,672
That's my wife.
516
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:13,607
How you doing, bud?
517
00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,008
Ah, I'm fine.
518
00:19:15,108 --> 00:19:16,877
Although it's a little weird
being here,
519
00:19:16,977 --> 00:19:18,879
in the same room with my ex.
520
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,750
Talking about
Marisa or Jay?
521
00:19:23,617 --> 00:19:25,519
I don't know.
522
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,456
♪ And though I'm not
a great romancer ♪
523
00:19:29,457 --> 00:19:31,525
♪ I know that
you're bound to answer ♪
524
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,961
♪ When I propose ♪
525
00:19:34,061 --> 00:19:35,762
♪ Anything goes... ♪
526
00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:36,964
ISAAC:
So, this is Alberta
527
00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:39,098
not making it
about herself?
528
00:19:39,099 --> 00:19:41,034
Baby steps.
529
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,281
(laughs)
530
00:19:54,682 --> 00:19:57,251
(cheering, applause)
531
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,023
Sam, you really knocked
their socks off.
532
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:04,257
Oh, could you sing it
again for us?
533
00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:05,425
(whispering):
Oh, I'd love to, Flower,
534
00:20:05,426 --> 00:20:06,593
but I'm on vocal rest.
535
00:20:06,594 --> 00:20:08,662
We're only halfway
through our season.
536
00:20:08,762 --> 00:20:10,531
Of two performances.
537
00:20:10,631 --> 00:20:12,432
Babe, you were
incredible.
538
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:15,536
Sweetie, would you fetch me
another hot water with lemon?
539
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:17,037
I need to soothe my instrument.
540
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,606
Alberta, I fear
you've created a monster.
541
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:21,275
She's insufferable.
542
00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:23,644
I'm so proud.
543
00:20:28,282 --> 00:20:31,318
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544
00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:34,054
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545
00:20:34,187 --> 00:20:37,591
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